The only reason why this games' flaws are so noticeable is because your character has no voice lines and so many side characters basically do nothing to help Note:I really love Far Cry 5 but I'm saying the reasons it's flaws are noticeable is because the protagonist doesn't have a voice
“Fan fiction Ronald weasly, starting your fallout character with 10 charisma and women” I honestly couldn’t not have come up with a better summary for these characters if I tried.
sorry bud but, that would be impossible (because the world weas fucking nuked by mr "I camped for this nuke, im good") unless its another universe (or timeline, whatever) so I don't think they'll make it like that, but it would be good, maybe you should just buy them out dawg
That's one of the things that made me feel like Joseph Seed was maybe even my favourite villain from all the games, it just works v well with the character
The moment I realized I was playing the most American game ever made was when I came across three people around a campfire. There were two dead cultists next to them. A man and a woman dancing, both with ARs on their backs, to the tune of In the Pines, a song about a man murdering his unfaithful wife. All that was missing was a bald eagle and a bowl of mac n cheese.
i love the extreme difference between this video and his fat cry 3 video like i came here expecting a legitimate review of the game but nope just got a 22 min meme version and honestly i aint even that mad
@@spacedout4061 I'm not sure whether you mean coop is broken in a good or a bad way but me and my friend had no issues in coop except for one. TETHERING
I like how the ending of Fat Cry 3 and 5 reflect the feeling you got from watching the videos. Fat Cry 3 ends sort of poignantly with a compilation of important quotes Pyrocynical used to demonstrate his opinions on the game's themes and story. Fat Cry 5's compilation ends with a lot more ridiculous gameplay moments and explosions, reflecting a lot of the goofy fun that was reflected in the game while having less substance than the third entry according to Pyrocynical's presentation.
It takes place in AMERICA. We all know what fun stuff happens in America. Go to US Auto and you can see Merle Briggs installed a mounted LMG legally in his car
Far cry 5: Yeah you can sell a half pound fish for a hundred dollars Me: So I can just make infinite money off of one pond? Far cry 5: Yea Also Niall its fly fishing you have to keep reeling
Idk how to describe it but you can just sit in a spot for 10 mins and some dumb shit will happen without you even moving Like I stood still and cheese burger destroyed a truck gang without me moving
Like when coremaster and desinc were fishing with an npc driving past yelling "ya'll gonna die here" and a message on screen [do not kill innocent civillians]
That scene with Joseph was actually probably one of the few times I actually felt any kind of emotion during my experience, until those tentacles flew out of his nose, and I was both disgusted and I have never laughed so hard at a tension changer
Your friendly neighborhood FBI Agent Well Hey if they would stop moving here and raising the prices on the housing market, there’d be more Montanans living here than Californians. 300K for a two bed one bath single story on 1/8 acre? Built in 1905 are you shitting me?
J Jizzle69 Sadly yes. They move here and bring they’re asshole cousins over from Washington and Oregon and buy up all our land for way more what we can afford because they sell their houses over there for millions more what they’re worth over here.
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@@Tomadesina i was pointing out how ironic that moment was, for someone to tell another person "we don't know who we can trust" before being killed by that same person! also, i didn't really ask you anything, so you're not exactly responding to anything i asked for. you're unwanted by both this reply section and your parents :)
@@DonDadda45 The bad things in terms of storyline, characters, etc. can be ignored if you just have fun, my guy. This game is chaotic and that's part of the appeal.
Honestly, as controversial as this is, Fat Mans Cry 5 is one of my favorite games of all time. The story was so interesting and captivating for me, since I'm a sucker for cults, and the waco siege. the game play was nothing revolutionary but was fun either way, it was all very in the moment and everything was unexpected. This is the only game where I would want to get into a fist fight with a bear after swooping in on it from above, and its that what makes me love this game
this game is seriously better than far cry 3 from a gameplay standpoint,most of his points arent valid ex:he shows cutscene from accepting a MAIN mission in the other far cry games showing a side comparison with A SIDE MISSION even though in this game there are equally beautiful cutscenes just only for the story missions.And in this game there are 4x more uncopypasted content unlike the bulletin boards with the same 4 missions copy pasted with little to no twist
@@morrigan7066 thing is many people buy these points because it make them feel better for not having far cry 5 themselves, thinking if If the far cry I played is the best far cry, therefore I don't need to play the other ones because I have better taste in video games than everyone else
Sweeevil Jones after a while the beads became common, losing their power. Anyone could get and be paid for ads, they became so ingrained in the site, people made their entire livelihood off of them. It was a Utopia. But something changed. Around the time of The Great Migration, When Lord Twitter murdered King Vine for their kingdom, there was a disturbance. The ads became scarce. People died off due to starvation, as they couldn't adapt to changing times. Ever since The Great Adpocalypse of the Prepaul Era, we have needed a hero to unite the Four Factions of TH-cam. The Gamers, The Vloggers, The Memers, and the Weird Side of TH-cam.
That intro goes hard, as fuck. saying how helicopters crash then the montage cutting back to the fat cry plane crashing with the tiltle of the game, its beautiful.
To be fair her character was pretty forgettable they probably spent more time on Joseph's snot stream than thinking out half the character interactions.
after 2 you can see how they degrade every part of the game 2-ok 3-worse 4-even worse 5-time to give up not even going to try far cry 5 dont care about the game but it has IRON SIGHT BOLT ACTION SNIPERS only good thing about it
@Adrian No, they're not focused on race apparently, i meet black cultist more than white, and sometime black cultist got higher rank in that cult than white guy
For me personally, after having played the sixth one, Farcry 5 has a certain charm that just sits so well with me, loved playing it, super fun and great story, and the soundtrack is one of the best ever
the amount of memes pyro can put into like 30 seconds of footage is astonishing and literally short circuits my brain at times. You are an editing god amongst men.
I'm still salty at his betrayal in Far Cry 4. Not to mention him not getting his ass in gear and getting the government to stop Seed. If he'd just upheld his fucking agreement the nukes never would have dropped!
lord he fell from grace in far cry 5 😭in far cry 4, he had a fucking epic cutscene in which he betrayed ajay and shoved him out of the plane. this smoothly led to the next segment of the story. i hated him because he was a well-written antagonist! in far cry 5, he just.... stood there..... and was like "lol nope"..... so anticlimactic. i didn't feel much for him one way or another. such a shame, man.
Dark Sans Agreed. The game wasn’t that good, but it was fun as all hell. It’s one of those games where I pick it up to fuck around for a half hour, like Postal 2 or San Andreas.
in reality i really like where the channel is going. I love these videos where instead of bullying some famous internet related thing you talk about a game with funny and intreging ways of doing so. I still like your other vids, don't get me wrong, but i appreciate the effort you put into these types of vids
It's like Skyrim with guns
Grandayy isn’t that fallout
yeaaaah that's fallout lol
lol yeah its fallout
Acctually it's Roblox
James Cameron Roblox is gmod in legos
from 22 minutes to 2 hours and 10 minutes in over 2 years. Now thats improvement
Mauler would be proud
@vowelcore 90% of the video will be an indepth high detail documentary about malaria and its pros and cons.
@@TrajGreekFire the intro wasn't it's own 2 hour video, still not MauLer enough. His video would be the length of the game
@Hatwox maybe both
@vowelcore the best review of fat cry 2 th-cam.com/video/mx4eSkMBx-U/w-d-xo.html
yeah but it has coop so it's alright
Never thought I'd see you here, amazing video by the way you've done on Far Cry 5, had a good laugh, keep up the good work.
DeSinc uban me on your discord please
DeSinc love u u fucking nerd
"Far Cry 5 is alright"
Eat me
12:54 I think it’s really beautiful that a franchise as big as Ubisoft recognizes small creators like Schlatt ❤️
Nice to see "Shlatt" getting a tribute to himself after his death. 8/2/2018 Fly High 🕊🕊
@@Andres-b4cis this an inside joke
Far Cry 5:
Starring: Fanfiction Ron Weasley.
Fallout character with 100 charisma
And woman.
*_and Jared Leto as Joseph Seed_*
Guest Starring MC Ride
Also starring...
1:08
*S U C C M A C H I N E*
And anne from mars of legendary star wars guns
Oh no not him
Funny thing is, Jared is an actual cult leader
I have to say Joseph Seeds actor gives it his all. He does a great job too
Yeah
Just like somebody else from 2 or 3 games ago!
He’s really good in New Dawn too!
@@Joe-ib3dy RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEE
@@Ajay-dy3xw lamo
Had to rewatch this masterpiece after you gifted us with that unexpected sequel.
Same dude
You're not alone there 😩🙏
lmao yeah
LETS GO CHAMP
Same
19:55 the entire montage part at the end with keep you rifle by your side at the end is put together soooo well
The only reason why this games' flaws are so noticeable is because your character has no voice lines and so many side characters basically do nothing to help
Note:I really love Far Cry 5 but I'm saying the reasons it's flaws are noticeable is because the protagonist doesn't have a voice
You haven't played a farcry game and they do have voice lines there mostly not talkers because the game protrates them as cold blood murders
Cool Gamer he means in Far Cry 5
@@coolgamer3646
??? Tf u talking about
Cool Gamer what?
@@robertcampbell3019 I'm every farcry game the main character is turned into a phsyo and have little social interactions
I like how NPCs scream in games after they have been killed “GOTTA BE KIDDING”
@ᖼᗗᙔᖆᖲᗩᙔᒺᙥ sukkadik
-UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED
-you gotta be kidding me
There is this gmod addon that tries to make npc deaths more “realistic” by making them scream for 20 seconds after their death
12:12
Fun Fact: Throwing a shovel can instantly kill a heavy soldier.
High powered rifle: can kill a heavy in about 300 rounds
Shovel: go to far cry jail *BONK*
Please tell me you're kidding
That's insane
Well they are wearing bulletproof suits not shovel proof
@@BravoRox but do you know the definition of insanity?
“Fan fiction Ronald weasly, starting your fallout character with 10 charisma and women”
I honestly couldn’t not have come up with a better summary for these characters if I tried.
Me: watches 12 times
TH-cam: lets recommend this again
Tree TH-cam has good taste for its recommendations to you then.
Yes
They know you'll watch it again
1.7k likes 4 replies that's gotta hurt
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imagine a far cry 6 where jason brody finally goes back to america only to become a terrorrist who thinks the government is after him
this is the only way Ubisoft will gain my respect again honestly. only if they can pull that idea off though
sorry bud but, that would be impossible (because the world weas fucking nuked by mr "I camped for this nuke, im good") unless its another universe (or timeline, whatever) so I don't think they'll make it like that, but it would be good, maybe you should just buy them out dawg
@@stupidstuff7528 Montana is fucked,I think the rest of the states would be fine.
That would kinda slap, tho.
@@justgaming5931 i think only that part of montana is fucked
us government aint gonna destroy billings because of some stupid cultists
not one Peggy Hill joke, you had so much potential
Do they even have King of the Hill in Britbong land?
Brendaniel read a far cry fan fiction, we need it.
BerzerkerTank no we don't rip in piss I just pirate it
Brendaniel "YOU'RE A LOSER"-Hank Hill
Boggle!
Man, when Pyro said that he deepened his voice, I didnt realize it was this bad
Say what you want about Far Cry 5, the cultists make some damn good music!
Edit: Huh. Nice. Thanks guys.
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Until it was nothing but annoying rap music in New Dawn and whatever the fuck emo couple that were in the movie Chappie.
@@DHGxMcFlurry Yeah... real sad boi hours when you cant praise Joseph whilst driving.
@@im_a_tortoise9299 *Whispers* The main villains were black, they had to add rap music.
i'm not even in the fandom anymore, but i gotta admit the cultist's music is amazing lmao
oh hell yeah
Wait a minute, This is not 2 hours long
Now i will teach you the takedown
How brave
@@DuskTilDawn ye
Sofsof now I will teach you the takedown
@1大哈哈 pls no shoot me
Honestly though the music in this game is outstanding
That's one of the things that made me feel like Joseph Seed was maybe even my favourite villain from all the games, it just works v well with the character
Loading Screen Musics are a vibe
All the controversial games have good music, why is that?
@@goopguy548 far cry 3 fans wants to know your location
@@kephallonmegaris6776 fc3's main theme makes me want to cry man 😭 it's WILD
The moment I realized I was playing the most American game ever made was when I came across three people around a campfire. There were two dead cultists next to them. A man and a woman dancing, both with ARs on their backs, to the tune of In the Pines, a song about a man murdering his unfaithful wife. All that was missing was a bald eagle and a bowl of mac n cheese.
i love the extreme difference between this video and his fat cry 3 video like i came here expecting a legitimate review of the game but nope just got a 22 min meme version and honestly i aint even that mad
@@vctoothpick1455 far cry 5 is absolutely a blast in co op, i playef for like 10 hours straight with a friend because co op is so gloriously broken
@@spacedout4061 I'm not sure whether you mean coop is broken in a good or a bad way but me and my friend had no issues in coop except for one.
TETHERING
@@quartermaster2809 there's a bad glitch in vehicle missions in co op if you die where the vehicle becomes invisible to the person who joined
@@michaelhoffman8634 I never had any issues like that when I was playing with my friend, I'm on pc btw
@@quartermaster2809 I was playing on Xbox Series X
I cant tell which part of the game he likes and which parts he doesnt
@Афанасий Сырков what?
@@robertcampbell3019 quag
@@bigman6007 mire
@@robertcampbell3019 gig
@@rey-me2no gitty
8:10
Footage of Turkey Tom attempting to kill Pyro (2020)
Goddamn it.
U really just did that
So THATS why turkey tom has done this! Pyro eats turkey!
I thought this was gonna be some random bullshït, it's funnier than what I thought lmao.
Well played, mate. Well played.
the funny thing is, I actually found Joseph Seed to be actually quite intimidating when he's calm
Dude you were in the video as a secret
@@SpingleYT what?
@@justsomenumpty as one of the projectiles that was shot out of the gun stolen from COD
@@SpingleYT Dude that's just the doofensquid image, not me
@@justsomenumpty oh my bad 😕🔫
I like how the ending of Fat Cry 3 and 5 reflect the feeling you got from watching the videos. Fat Cry 3 ends sort of poignantly with a compilation of important quotes Pyrocynical used to demonstrate his opinions on the game's themes and story.
Fat Cry 5's compilation ends with a lot more ridiculous gameplay moments and explosions, reflecting a lot of the goofy fun that was reflected in the game while having less substance than the third entry according to Pyrocynical's presentation.
There is no way he planned that out but it lines up so well
He planned all this simbolism all along! it was all staged.
Far cry 5 is really just messing around until the story progresses, and it’s fun h but its not exactly story driven.
It takes place in AMERICA. We all know what fun stuff happens in America. Go to US Auto and you can see Merle Briggs installed a mounted LMG legally in his car
I like you and subscribed to you just because you said that
"Dont actually feed him cheeseburgers, cause, you know, he has the DIABEETUS." I died at that part
14:24
Haha funny obese man
i like terrible facebook humor
fun fact bears CANT get deabetus
*STOP THROWING SHOVELS*
"Now I have to start using bullets"
have you not seen the optimism shovel?
@@abramo7700 i first thought it had the roblox face painted on it, no joke
Expensive bullets
I like how the glass broke before he jumped through it 9:21
Same
Everyone else is here waiting for Petscop 2 and I’ve been waiting here for fat cry 4
Fat cry 2 when
i personally want a mini video, or even just a segment in another video on blood dragon
@Bread Toast well im waiting for prototype 2 he said he played it and i want him to review it cuz i love that game
I grew up playing FC4 on my ps3, the words "May Pagins light shine upon us all" played from the radio towers
@@maryhebb2780 pagan was so dope
Woman is my favorite character in fat man cry history
SuperGaming Dude Jesus Christ you are pathetic.
Kenny Miller no u
I hope she is not a buzzfeed feminist
+Elias Games Hey Mii profile picture. Guess what? Nobody cares!
SuperGaming Dude have I seen you from somewhere else... daithi.... or.... wildcat?
I can't wait for Far Cry 5.5
There is one coming out, Far Cry New Dawn
@@grandpappy1777 That's what he meant
@@grandpappy1777 woosh
Joseph Guiliani r/wooosh
Eli Stratton I haven’t even played through Far Cry 5 because it got boring.
12:18 is my favourite moment- the dialogue is so hilariously unfitting, like: "Damn it, I just got filled with lead. Gotta be kidding me."
"Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe."
**Pulls out shovel**
"But this... does put a smile on my face."
Amatthew123 "Father... I don't feel so good."
“Probably has the highest rendered snot physics in a videogame.”
Boi u forgot about booger kid from wind waker
god i fucking hated that kid lmao
Fun Fact the whole team at Nintendo worked on the rendering and it turned great, gameplay is alright but the snot render gave me an orgasm.
How does this only have two comments
Sympathy you will need SLI Titan RTX to get at least more than 20 FPS
Sympathy wind wanker
''no matter how close you are to them they can never spot you''
All stealth channels: *Deletes channel*
I just completed all outposts while watching an entire Morgz playlist
@@abramo7700 The enemies just despawn because of Morgz.
more like
stealth channels: *Years of academy training wasted*
StealthGamerBR: *insert man screaming meme*
9:17 I'm fucking dying on this part
Far cry 5: Yeah you can sell a half pound fish for a hundred dollars
Me: So I can just make infinite money off of one pond?
Far cry 5: Yea
Also Niall its fly fishing you have to keep reeling
Yeah well you get to go to heaven by fishing in rdr2
@@4skintim962 i just started playing rdr2 and idk if this is a joke
Yata Uyikon just catch and release fish for infinite honor
@@4skintim962 thank you, I appreciate this tip a lot actually
Yata Uyikon I wouldn’t suggest doing it though because it sorta ruins the immersion and the whole theme of Arthur attempting to be a better man
That's the best and most "down to earth" Far Cry 5 review I've watched
Sunlight Prince iiiii
Rail Tracer Tone what down? Doesn't seem like there's much going on in this comment....
@@quiky9065 Yeah let's watch the IGN review, it's surely better even tough they are paid to make it
I really appreciate how he makes a kick-ass trailer at the end of each review despite whether he liked the game or not.
With the exception of Hunt Down The Refund
With the exception of Hunt Down The Refund
3:27 The way the marshal just looks directly down the barrel of the fucking 1911 had me rolling.
Idk how to describe it but you can just sit in a spot for 10 mins and some dumb shit will happen without you even moving Like I stood still and cheese burger destroyed a truck gang without me moving
"A game so innovative it plays itself."
Like when coremaster and desinc were fishing with an npc driving past yelling "ya'll gonna die here" and a message on screen [do not kill innocent civillians]
Ah, my Favorite, *W O M A N*
Same
so true
** S I M P **
I mean, in most games its just some random stereotypical male bodybuilder veteran who has 3,000,000,000 confirmed kills with a rock or smth
That scene with Joseph was actually probably one of the few times I actually felt any kind of emotion during my experience, until those tentacles flew out of his nose, and I was both disgusted and I have never laughed so hard at a tension changer
I really felt it when the pastor got shot. Poor guy just wanted everyone to wear a button
@@alx_rtb7562 NoT tHe GuMdRoP BuTtoNs
I laughed so unexpectedly hard at 14:50 I actually inhaled my own spit and choked for a solid 3 minutes.
rip old outro. will be missed
😭😭
a shit ton of his videos still have it
@@1ava a ShiT ToN oF HiS vIdEoS StiLl HaVe iT
Curious as to what the new one is. Actually like it tbh
Whitewoods - Beachwalk
Let’s be honest the most effective gun in this game was the shovel launcher
I’m pretty sure that was a whole point in the video
Big FARMA forever
Yeah I agree with you on that one
"Everyone in the game is a moron."
Yeah man that's just Montana
That’s because 80% of Montanans were once Californians...
@@boog3005 very true but how dare you
Your friendly neighborhood FBI Agent Well Hey if they would stop moving here and raising the prices on the housing market, there’d be more Montanans living here than Californians. 300K for a two bed one bath single story on 1/8 acre? Built in 1905 are you shitting me?
J Jizzle69 Sadly yes. They move here and bring they’re asshole cousins over from Washington and Oregon and buy up all our land for way more what we can afford because they sell their houses over there for millions more what they’re worth over here.
Say that to the drivers in new jersey
Farcry 3: insanity
Farcry 4: control
Farcry 5: S H O V E L
It’s sad that joseph seeds snot physics is more polished then the entire game of cyberpunk 2077
Imagine cyberpunk wasnt such a meme and was actually good! The game could be great.
@@BigSisterMoon9812 idk why ppl say this it seems fine to me ive only had like one real annoying glitch.
@@Roach_Dogg_JR I havent played it alot but from my expiriens it was pretty good!
@@Roach_Dogg_JR Yeah, the whole game was an incredible experience. People just like to jump on the bandwagon
@@Roach_Dogg_JR mine keeps crashing
Probs cus ps4
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mrcomp why did you get 286 likes? your comment isnt funny
Humour is objective you dimwit
+Bob Bobycart Yeah, as a matter of fact OP's post wasn't funny.
Im meant to say subjective but that flew out the window becasue i dident reread what i wrote
"we don't know who we can trust!"
*gets shot by passenger*
Reminds me of "Meet the Spy".
C'mon man its dep
@@trainershade1937 *ahem* gentlemen...
@@jockeyfield1954 in
@@Tomadesina i was pointing out how ironic that moment was, for someone to tell another person "we don't know who we can trust" before being killed by that same person!
also, i didn't really ask you anything, so you're not exactly responding to anything i asked for.
you're unwanted by both this reply section and your parents :)
13:24 Pyro was about to say a naughty word that could've ended his career
He’s said it more before this video lmao. Nobody cares lol
I went into it expecting to hate it since it was so talked down upon but found myself genuinely enjoying it.
Yeah, it's not bad, it's fun actually but the game pales in comparison to previous games. Honestly play Farcry 2,3,4. Those are where it's at.
I think that's only possible if you never played good games. I envy everyone who's able to enjoy it tbh
@@DonDadda45 The bad things in terms of storyline, characters, etc. can be ignored if you just have fun, my guy. This game is chaotic and that's part of the appeal.
In terms of storyline, absolutely hated it. In terms of gameplay, godly.
@@DonDadda45 it must be sad to be this cynical, I'm sorry.
The subtitles are golden on this video.
I agree.
They look regular to me
@@seeandbeetea2299 As in, absolutely fantastic.
no thee area note fooni
They're yellow idiot
Honestly, I really enjoyed this video. If you did spend 50+ hours making this masterpiece, from what I can tell it was worth it.
Honestly, as controversial as this is, Fat Mans Cry 5 is one of my favorite games of all time.
The story was so interesting and captivating for me, since I'm a sucker for cults, and the waco siege. the game play was nothing revolutionary but was fun either way, it was all very in the moment and everything was unexpected. This is the only game where I would want to get into a fist fight with a bear after swooping in on it from above, and its that what makes me love this game
Is this game a terribly made, unbalanced, and un thought out mess? Yes
Is it fun? Also yes
Your using the word revolutionary wrong
Agreed, good game
@@no.5335 You're using the word "your" wrong
@@cash8156 grammar nazi I see
Seeing this after watching his Far Cry 3 review, and I can just feel his disappointment ooze out of the video.
It's really not that bad, definitely one of the best experiences I've ever had
Except for the ending fuck that ending
this game is seriously better than far cry 3 from a gameplay standpoint,most of his points arent valid ex:he shows cutscene from accepting a MAIN mission in the other far cry games showing a side comparison with A SIDE MISSION even though in this game there are equally beautiful cutscenes just only for the story missions.And in this game there are 4x more uncopypasted content unlike the bulletin boards with the same 4 missions copy pasted with little to no twist
free gaming Majority of points aren’t valid because he videos mostly sarcastic lmao
@@morrigan7066 thing is many people buy these points because it make them feel better for not having far cry 5 themselves, thinking if If the far cry I played is the best far cry, therefore I don't need to play the other ones because I have better taste in video games than everyone else
why are there yellow lines in the video and why do they pop up ads, pyro i'm scared
Fernie Sanders you see, a million years ago, youtube were not at war with its users.
I didn't get any... :/
Sweeevil Jones after a while the beads became common, losing their power. Anyone could get and be paid for ads, they became so ingrained in the site, people made their entire livelihood off of them. It was a Utopia. But something changed. Around the time of The Great Migration, When Lord Twitter murdered King Vine for their kingdom, there was a disturbance. The ads became scarce. People died off due to starvation, as they couldn't adapt to changing times. Ever since The Great Adpocalypse of the Prepaul Era, we have needed a hero to unite the Four Factions of TH-cam. The Gamers, The Vloggers, The Memers, and the Weird Side of TH-cam.
He hasn’t made a video in 2 weeks gotta get that $$$
Because of 13:00 that's why
6:19
Everybody gangsta till someone starts using the mouse with the left hand
he could've just record the video with his left hand
Fat cry 6 has made me appreciate Fat cry 5 a lot more
This gameplay footage of Joseph Seeds Snot
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@@abramo7700 dont speak broke
As I’ve said before a lot of work in these videos and Jesus the ending to this video was brilliant. Good job Pyro
What was that death sound at the very end from?
19:55 The Cultists make some damn good music
What's the name of the song
@@IO_Remnant idk
@@IO_Remnant keep your rifles by your side. If you haven't found out.
Its called Rhodesians never die
Edit : talking about the original one
It’s the best part of the game, listen to the world is going to end
I burst into howls of laughter at 9:18 . It makes so much sense to run away in fear from a guy with a gun aiming at you, but not in videogames.
20:32 I absolutely love this.
Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand. Part 3.
G O Ds 2nd Account since my old one got terminated *PLEASE STOP IT NOW*
yum
G O Ds 2nd Account since my old one got terminated pyrosandical
Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand part 4.
I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know know know how tho?...
fat cry 3 when
Hmmmm
If you're sarcastically, there isn't. If you're not joking, it's already released.
See both answer
I'm surprised the gun guy only had 2 like and 4 comments
petscop 2 wh- i-i-i mean fat cry 2 when
Hey bot
I really like the ending segment. That was really well edited with the song.
13:24 About to pull a Pewdiepie
KrispyDoughnut oopsie doopsie 🤷🏻♂️
Pyrocynical,made,an oopsie
He said "Fuking Maniac"
oopsie doopsie poopsie scoopsie
What a fucking
Million dollar idea...
A video game where a helicopter doesn't crash
Instead of crashing, it should *explode*
No
Uuhhh resident evil 7?
Uhhhhh Lego Island? You can't crash the helicopter in that game.
I gotchu
Goat simulator fam
"Best snot physics I've ever seen"
-IGN
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
you'll need a titan rtx to even render it
That intro goes hard, as fuck. saying how helicopters crash then the montage cutting back to the fat cry plane crashing with the tiltle of the game, its beautiful.
9:26 omg that looks so realistic, i didnt even know that was just the game omg..
How old are you?
Just asking...
@ivasa waske da game r/woooosh ?
@@evieinfinite
? Indeed.
Repeating something already made fun of is not fun.
Evie Infinite he understood the joke it was just an absolute dog shit joke.
Woah I didn't know it was the game
Now you need to make a vid about Far Cry New Dawn
What game is that? I only know fat man cry new dawn
More like fat cry "new" dank
Fat Cry New Dawg
even worse than far cry 5
It not good tho
”And woman”
Thekrygaming _ wome'nt
To be fair her character was pretty forgettable they probably spent more time on Joseph's snot stream than thinking out half the character interactions.
Delet them
*-Man-*
I like how Pyro, with just one word, makes a better statement on the problems with women characters in games, than any of those angry feminists.
That Kanye joke hits different now
Yup
You don’t get paid enough for this
I agree
He deserves more money
10:40
Man: *Get's shot while driving*
Also Man: "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!"
willis
The best selling Far Cry game in history, congrats humanity, you made me proud
fastest* not best
You are everywhere!
after 2 you can see how they degrade every part of the game 2-ok 3-worse 4-even worse 5-time to give up
not even going to try far cry 5 dont care about the game but it has IRON SIGHT BOLT ACTION SNIPERS only good thing about it
Isn't this that communist-inclined game which depicts white people as evil supremacists?
@Adrian No, they're not focused on race apparently, i meet black cultist more than white, and sometime black cultist got higher rank in that cult than white guy
For me personally, after having played the sixth one, Farcry 5 has a certain charm that just sits so well with me, loved playing it, super fun and great story, and the soundtrack is one of the best ever
Chad Wolanski is Crazy Dave from Plants vs Zombies
It's just like huntin' squirbos.
Only legends will get this one.
the amount of memes pyro can put into like 30 seconds of footage is astonishing and literally short circuits my brain at times. You are an editing god amongst men.
Max0r 2 years later: "Hold my airport jungle juice."
"How many shovels do you have?'
*"About Twenty"*
Didn't ask!
“But just before you can exact revenge, he calls in his 25 Killstreak”
-pyrocynical
14:29 pyro's joke was ahead of his time
- "Worst characters in the franchise."
- *Lists Willis*
Them's fighting words, son.
I'm still salty at his betrayal in Far Cry 4. Not to mention him not getting his ass in gear and getting the government to stop Seed. If he'd just upheld his fucking agreement the nukes never would have dropped!
@@ZachX888 I see now, I never played FC4, I only know him from FC3, and in that he's awesome. So that's where I'm coming from.
@iqshadowz At the start of the game they say the cult has the radio stations, so they aren't trustful.
@Caleb Mckay the thing is, most of the time in the game you are under influence of drugs. Why would be the end of the game an exception.
lord he fell from grace in far cry 5 😭in far cry 4, he had a fucking epic cutscene in which he betrayed ajay and shoved him out of the plane. this smoothly led to the next segment of the story. i hated him because he was a well-written antagonist! in far cry 5, he just.... stood there..... and was like "lol nope"..... so anticlimactic. i didn't feel much for him one way or another. such a shame, man.
"One of our people go-" type beat
I was thinking of "Boom boom pow" by Black Eyed Peas but instead of him saying "gotta get that", it'd be with that dude going "one of our people go"
go-to-the-polls?
What he was *trying* to say was “One of our people got the Ligma”
9:18 The way the glass fucking explodes before he even makes contact made me laugh so hard
To think Pyro started out making MLG videos.
......That comes in handy nowadays.
funny ha ha
Bit so you can bully him
Okay I personally like this game, but this was highly entertaining and quite hilarious. Awesome video man!
Rogue i read this in a posh English accent
Me too
I enjoyed the cults music but that’s about it
Same
The game is fun as f*** but god was this funny
Dark Sans sorry sir but I’m gonna have to bring you in for saying the frick word
Dark Sans Agreed. The game wasn’t that good, but it was fun as all hell. It’s one of those games where I pick it up to fuck around for a half hour, like Postal 2 or San Andreas.
@@DomOfSin666 did you play the whole story though?
This game was ass
@@condavis544 let me guess it's your first far cry? And you only play fortnite
6:00 he saw that coming
HE KNEW
Rewatching this and. God did anyone else forgot Far cry primal existed?
Yes
Yes
Masterchezze actually a really good game
@@Pro_Fuze No it wasnt. Was just a reskinned of Far Cry 4 minus the cars and guns
Lewis Weir wrong it’s a great game
14:50 it's crazy Dave from pvz
yeah XD
lmao legend
OH SHIT WHAT IS HE DOIN HERE
Turn on captions when he talks.
I’m dying
in reality i really like where the channel is going. I love these videos where instead of bullying some famous internet related thing you talk about a game with funny and intreging ways of doing so. I still like your other vids, don't get me wrong, but i appreciate the effort you put into these types of vids
Same, I don't like the bullying videos
I like bullying
12:34 I couldn't stop laughing I'm dying.
i cant believe far cry 5 is a prequel to fallout
0:50 When you T-Pose...
Daniel Sambar d
Patient: I don't have a health insurance.
Hospitals: 11:05
It do be like that tho sometimes
This might just be the best video ever