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  • @grandayy
    @grandayy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42515

    It's like Skyrim with guns

    • @bassproshopper8226
      @bassproshopper8226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1673

      Grandayy isn’t that fallout

    • @BadFoxxo950
      @BadFoxxo950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      yeaaaah that's fallout lol

    • @riquaza3461
      @riquaza3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      lol yeah its fallout

    • @jamescameron5773
      @jamescameron5773 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      Acctually it's Roblox

    • @riquaza3461
      @riquaza3461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      James Cameron Roblox is gmod in legos

  • @silverdrawingsyt6331
    @silverdrawingsyt6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6551

    from 22 minutes to 2 hours and 10 minutes in over 2 years. Now thats improvement

    • @TrajGreekFire
      @TrajGreekFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Mauler would be proud

    • @kalibrungamasala1720
      @kalibrungamasala1720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @vowelcore 90% of the video will be an indepth high detail documentary about malaria and its pros and cons.

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@TrajGreekFire the intro wasn't it's own 2 hour video, still not MauLer enough. His video would be the length of the game

    • @silverdrawingsyt6331
      @silverdrawingsyt6331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Hatwox maybe both

    • @bricktea3645
      @bricktea3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @vowelcore the best review of fat cry 2 th-cam.com/video/mx4eSkMBx-U/w-d-xo.html

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5816

    yeah but it has coop so it's alright

    • @sikorz
      @sikorz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Never thought I'd see you here, amazing video by the way you've done on Far Cry 5, had a good laugh, keep up the good work.

    • @Andre-pn6dc
      @Andre-pn6dc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      DeSinc uban me on your discord please

    • @charlessenpai9857
      @charlessenpai9857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DeSinc love u u fucking nerd

    • @jr-si3vf
      @jr-si3vf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Far Cry 5 is alright"

    • @CChex09
      @CChex09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eat me

  • @PhilomathWizard
    @PhilomathWizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    12:54 I think it’s really beautiful that a franchise as big as Ubisoft recognizes small creators like Schlatt ❤️

    • @Andres-b4c
      @Andres-b4c 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Nice to see "Shlatt" getting a tribute to himself after his death. 8/2/2018 Fly High 🕊🕊

    • @mayonnaise3959
      @mayonnaise3959 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Andres-b4cis this an inside joke

  • @demoxna
    @demoxna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2146

    Far Cry 5:
    Starring: Fanfiction Ron Weasley.
    Fallout character with 100 charisma
    And woman.
    *_and Jared Leto as Joseph Seed_*

    • @undead923
      @undead923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Guest Starring MC Ride

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Also starring...
      1:08
      *S U C C M A C H I N E*

    • @severecartoon7152
      @severecartoon7152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And anne from mars of legendary star wars guns

    • @courier6496
      @courier6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no not him

    • @cannibalbunny
      @cannibalbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funny thing is, Jared is an actual cult leader

  • @annualleopard3063
    @annualleopard3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6095

    I have to say Joseph Seeds actor gives it his all. He does a great job too

    • @manicstatic370
      @manicstatic370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Just like somebody else from 2 or 3 games ago!

    • @Joe-ib3dy
      @Joe-ib3dy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      He’s really good in New Dawn too!

    • @Ajay-dy3xw
      @Ajay-dy3xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@Joe-ib3dy RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEE

    • @man-rx6od
      @man-rx6od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Ajay-dy3xw lamo

  • @somebody825
    @somebody825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11790

    Had to rewatch this masterpiece after you gifted us with that unexpected sequel.

  • @う手ェべっ時
    @う手ェべっ時 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    19:55 the entire montage part at the end with keep you rifle by your side at the end is put together soooo well

  • @jackcassidy9963
    @jackcassidy9963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    The only reason why this games' flaws are so noticeable is because your character has no voice lines and so many side characters basically do nothing to help
    Note:I really love Far Cry 5 but I'm saying the reasons it's flaws are noticeable is because the protagonist doesn't have a voice

    • @coolgamer3646
      @coolgamer3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You haven't played a farcry game and they do have voice lines there mostly not talkers because the game protrates them as cold blood murders

    • @boneheadanimations6612
      @boneheadanimations6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Cool Gamer he means in Far Cry 5

    • @robertcampbell3019
      @robertcampbell3019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@coolgamer3646
      ??? Tf u talking about

    • @royshaltiel6398
      @royshaltiel6398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cool Gamer what?

    • @coolgamer3646
      @coolgamer3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robertcampbell3019 I'm every farcry game the main character is turned into a phsyo and have little social interactions

  • @johnnydamn3923
    @johnnydamn3923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4053

    I like how NPCs scream in games after they have been killed “GOTTA BE KIDDING”

    • @johnnydamn3923
      @johnnydamn3923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ᖼᗗᙔᖆᖲᗩᙔᒺᙥ sukkadik

    • @kawcio1516
      @kawcio1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      -UNCLE BEN WHAT HAPPENED
      -you gotta be kidding me

    • @Immort4l5
      @Immort4l5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is this gmod addon that tries to make npc deaths more “realistic” by making them scream for 20 seconds after their death

    • @jhonrobertsalboro6815
      @jhonrobertsalboro6815 ปีที่แล้ว

      12:12

  • @eoingeorge4176
    @eoingeorge4176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9772

    Fun Fact: Throwing a shovel can instantly kill a heavy soldier.

    • @Hugealligator254
      @Hugealligator254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      High powered rifle: can kill a heavy in about 300 rounds
      Shovel: go to far cry jail *BONK*

    • @Neko_jita
      @Neko_jita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Please tell me you're kidding

    • @BravoRox
      @BravoRox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's insane

    • @SirButtSmelly
      @SirButtSmelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Well they are wearing bulletproof suits not shovel proof

    • @frostyedge5937
      @frostyedge5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@BravoRox but do you know the definition of insanity?

  • @Thecloaker_
    @Thecloaker_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “Fan fiction Ronald weasly, starting your fallout character with 10 charisma and women”
    I honestly couldn’t not have come up with a better summary for these characters if I tried.

  • @yingsha8660
    @yingsha8660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    Me: watches 12 times
    TH-cam: lets recommend this again

    • @ThePsychicPineapple
      @ThePsychicPineapple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Tree TH-cam has good taste for its recommendations to you then.

    • @veonox7461
      @veonox7461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @filipforsman4451
      @filipforsman4451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They know you'll watch it again

    • @ja_e314
      @ja_e314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1.7k likes 4 replies that's gotta hurt

    • @nowthisisepic7428
      @nowthisisepic7428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tree fr

  • @112523
    @112523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    imagine a far cry 6 where jason brody finally goes back to america only to become a terrorrist who thinks the government is after him

    • @jamesbryant2706
      @jamesbryant2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      this is the only way Ubisoft will gain my respect again honestly. only if they can pull that idea off though

    • @stupidstuff7528
      @stupidstuff7528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      sorry bud but, that would be impossible (because the world weas fucking nuked by mr "I camped for this nuke, im good") unless its another universe (or timeline, whatever) so I don't think they'll make it like that, but it would be good, maybe you should just buy them out dawg

    • @justgaming5931
      @justgaming5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@stupidstuff7528 Montana is fucked,I think the rest of the states would be fine.

    • @p00ner1sm
      @p00ner1sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That would kinda slap, tho.

    • @circleinforthecube5170
      @circleinforthecube5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@justgaming5931 i think only that part of montana is fucked
      us government aint gonna destroy billings because of some stupid cultists

  • @BrendanielReads
    @BrendanielReads 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5063

    not one Peggy Hill joke, you had so much potential

    • @BerzerkerTank
      @BerzerkerTank 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Do they even have King of the Hill in Britbong land?

    • @tycko4
      @tycko4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Brendaniel read a far cry fan fiction, we need it.

    • @legitrobloxhacknovirus
      @legitrobloxhacknovirus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BerzerkerTank no we don't rip in piss I just pirate it

    • @SalviMex
      @SalviMex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brendaniel "YOU'RE A LOSER"-Hank Hill

    • @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022
      @peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Boggle!

  • @procrastinatingdestiny
    @procrastinatingdestiny 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    Man, when Pyro said that he deepened his voice, I didnt realize it was this bad

  • @im_a_tortoise9299
    @im_a_tortoise9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3569

    Say what you want about Far Cry 5, the cultists make some damn good music!
    Edit: Huh. Nice. Thanks guys.
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    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Until it was nothing but annoying rap music in New Dawn and whatever the fuck emo couple that were in the movie Chappie.

    • @im_a_tortoise9299
      @im_a_tortoise9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@DHGxMcFlurry Yeah... real sad boi hours when you cant praise Joseph whilst driving.

    • @DHGxMcFlurry
      @DHGxMcFlurry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@im_a_tortoise9299 *Whispers* The main villains were black, they had to add rap music.

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      i'm not even in the fandom anymore, but i gotta admit the cultist's music is amazing lmao

    • @johnsalazar9239
      @johnsalazar9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh hell yeah

  • @MRADOES04
    @MRADOES04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    Wait a minute, This is not 2 hours long

    • @seifelshenawi6211
      @seifelshenawi6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Now i will teach you the takedown

    • @DuskTilDawn
      @DuskTilDawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How brave

    • @MRADOES04
      @MRADOES04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DuskTilDawn ye

    • @ReaverTheSurvivalist
      @ReaverTheSurvivalist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sofsof now I will teach you the takedown

    • @MRADOES04
      @MRADOES04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @1大哈哈 pls no shoot me

  • @thyluke2302
    @thyluke2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4731

    Honestly though the music in this game is outstanding

    • @goopguy548
      @goopguy548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      That's one of the things that made me feel like Joseph Seed was maybe even my favourite villain from all the games, it just works v well with the character

    • @webbr17
      @webbr17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Loading Screen Musics are a vibe

    • @dejavu3547
      @dejavu3547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      All the controversial games have good music, why is that?

    • @kephallonmegaris6776
      @kephallonmegaris6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@goopguy548 far cry 3 fans wants to know your location

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@kephallonmegaris6776 fc3's main theme makes me want to cry man 😭 it's WILD

  • @voxlknight2155
    @voxlknight2155 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The moment I realized I was playing the most American game ever made was when I came across three people around a campfire. There were two dead cultists next to them. A man and a woman dancing, both with ARs on their backs, to the tune of In the Pines, a song about a man murdering his unfaithful wife. All that was missing was a bald eagle and a bowl of mac n cheese.

  • @defy6166
    @defy6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2065

    i love the extreme difference between this video and his fat cry 3 video like i came here expecting a legitimate review of the game but nope just got a 22 min meme version and honestly i aint even that mad

    • @spacedout4061
      @spacedout4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@vctoothpick1455 far cry 5 is absolutely a blast in co op, i playef for like 10 hours straight with a friend because co op is so gloriously broken

    • @quartermaster2809
      @quartermaster2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@spacedout4061 I'm not sure whether you mean coop is broken in a good or a bad way but me and my friend had no issues in coop except for one.
      TETHERING

    • @michaelhoffman8634
      @michaelhoffman8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@quartermaster2809 there's a bad glitch in vehicle missions in co op if you die where the vehicle becomes invisible to the person who joined

    • @quartermaster2809
      @quartermaster2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelhoffman8634 I never had any issues like that when I was playing with my friend, I'm on pc btw

    • @michaelhoffman8634
      @michaelhoffman8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@quartermaster2809 I was playing on Xbox Series X

  • @MavicAVF
    @MavicAVF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

    I cant tell which part of the game he likes and which parts he doesnt

  • @heckaboo
    @heckaboo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    8:10
    Footage of Turkey Tom attempting to kill Pyro (2020)

    • @Bobinsox
      @Bobinsox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Goddamn it.

    • @stinkyjoe1804
      @stinkyjoe1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      U really just did that

    • @harrishunt4545
      @harrishunt4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      So THATS why turkey tom has done this! Pyro eats turkey!

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I thought this was gonna be some random bullshït, it's funnier than what I thought lmao.

    • @amsyarzero
      @amsyarzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well played, mate. Well played.

  • @justsomenumpty
    @justsomenumpty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    the funny thing is, I actually found Joseph Seed to be actually quite intimidating when he's calm

    • @SpingleYT
      @SpingleYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dude you were in the video as a secret

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpingleYT what?

    • @SpingleYT
      @SpingleYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@justsomenumpty as one of the projectiles that was shot out of the gun stolen from COD

    • @justsomenumpty
      @justsomenumpty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SpingleYT Dude that's just the doofensquid image, not me

    • @SpingleYT
      @SpingleYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomenumpty oh my bad 😕🔫

  • @-TPLT
    @-TPLT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    I like how the ending of Fat Cry 3 and 5 reflect the feeling you got from watching the videos. Fat Cry 3 ends sort of poignantly with a compilation of important quotes Pyrocynical used to demonstrate his opinions on the game's themes and story.
    Fat Cry 5's compilation ends with a lot more ridiculous gameplay moments and explosions, reflecting a lot of the goofy fun that was reflected in the game while having less substance than the third entry according to Pyrocynical's presentation.

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There is no way he planned that out but it lines up so well

    • @mauricioaguilar7227
      @mauricioaguilar7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He planned all this simbolism all along! it was all staged.

    • @simpletonproductions
      @simpletonproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Far cry 5 is really just messing around until the story progresses, and it’s fun h but its not exactly story driven.

    • @e_web
      @e_web 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It takes place in AMERICA. We all know what fun stuff happens in America. Go to US Auto and you can see Merle Briggs installed a mounted LMG legally in his car

    • @downloadshiverroo3071
      @downloadshiverroo3071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like you and subscribed to you just because you said that

  • @claudiamiller5804
    @claudiamiller5804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "Dont actually feed him cheeseburgers, cause, you know, he has the DIABEETUS." I died at that part

    • @graycantcombo
      @graycantcombo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      14:24

    • @bakedbagels3716
      @bakedbagels3716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha funny obese man

    • @fallthefox699
      @fallthefox699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i like terrible facebook humor

    • @bshaw8175
      @bshaw8175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fun fact bears CANT get deabetus

  • @trey0001069760
    @trey0001069760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    *STOP THROWING SHOVELS*
    "Now I have to start using bullets"

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      have you not seen the optimism shovel?

    • @tedtheodore5715
      @tedtheodore5715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@abramo7700 i first thought it had the roblox face painted on it, no joke

    • @vonmackston7571
      @vonmackston7571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Expensive bullets

  • @The_House_Always_Wins
    @The_House_Always_Wins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I like how the glass broke before he jumped through it 9:21

  • @gravymask
    @gravymask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    Everyone else is here waiting for Petscop 2 and I’ve been waiting here for fat cry 4

    • @SaltusMannus
      @SaltusMannus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Fat cry 2 when

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i personally want a mini video, or even just a segment in another video on blood dragon

    • @alexiosmonary3388
      @alexiosmonary3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bread Toast well im waiting for prototype 2 he said he played it and i want him to review it cuz i love that game

    • @maryhebb2780
      @maryhebb2780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I grew up playing FC4 on my ps3, the words "May Pagins light shine upon us all" played from the radio towers

    • @Li-W
      @Li-W 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maryhebb2780 pagan was so dope

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2379

    Woman is my favorite character in fat man cry history

    • @EliasGames7
      @EliasGames7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      SuperGaming Dude Jesus Christ you are pathetic.

    • @chiangkaishrek5123
      @chiangkaishrek5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Kenny Miller no u

    • @nali2076
      @nali2076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I hope she is not a buzzfeed feminist

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Elias Games Hey Mii profile picture. Guess what? Nobody cares!

    • @nugglord9297
      @nugglord9297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SuperGaming Dude have I seen you from somewhere else... daithi.... or.... wildcat?

  • @eli-shmeeli
    @eli-shmeeli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2072

    I can't wait for Far Cry 5.5

    • @grandpappy1777
      @grandpappy1777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      There is one coming out, Far Cry New Dawn

    • @ahadalpha1109
      @ahadalpha1109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@grandpappy1777 That's what he meant

    • @mrbbq3375
      @mrbbq3375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@grandpappy1777 woosh

    • @yvldusty
      @yvldusty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joseph Guiliani r/wooosh

    • @willgregg1076
      @willgregg1076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eli Stratton I haven’t even played through Far Cry 5 because it got boring.

  • @iohsmdiglomdrn
    @iohsmdiglomdrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    12:18 is my favourite moment- the dialogue is so hilariously unfitting, like: "Damn it, I just got filled with lead. Gotta be kidding me."

  • @amatthew1231
    @amatthew1231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe."
    **Pulls out shovel**
    "But this... does put a smile on my face."

    • @BlackM0ngoose
      @BlackM0ngoose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Amatthew123 "Father... I don't feel so good."

  • @Christopher-D
    @Christopher-D 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1627

    “Probably has the highest rendered snot physics in a videogame.”
    Boi u forgot about booger kid from wind waker

    • @mikeg6285
      @mikeg6285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      god i fucking hated that kid lmao

    • @thememeguy2195
      @thememeguy2195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fun Fact the whole team at Nintendo worked on the rendering and it turned great, gameplay is alright but the snot render gave me an orgasm.

    • @Smokin-that-beef-pack
      @Smokin-that-beef-pack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How does this only have two comments

    • @panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469
      @panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sympathy you will need SLI Titan RTX to get at least more than 20 FPS

    • @lukecarlin9946
      @lukecarlin9946 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sympathy wind wanker

  • @Nathgrffth
    @Nathgrffth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    ''no matter how close you are to them they can never spot you''
    All stealth channels: *Deletes channel*

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I just completed all outposts while watching an entire Morgz playlist

    • @ゆい-c2y
      @ゆい-c2y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@abramo7700 The enemies just despawn because of Morgz.

    • @mememachine_blaze_it4202
      @mememachine_blaze_it4202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      more like
      stealth channels: *Years of academy training wasted*

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      StealthGamerBR: *insert man screaming meme*

  • @nagybecsarnai8502
    @nagybecsarnai8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    9:17 I'm fucking dying on this part

  • @pizzasuicide7392
    @pizzasuicide7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Far cry 5: Yeah you can sell a half pound fish for a hundred dollars
    Me: So I can just make infinite money off of one pond?
    Far cry 5: Yea
    Also Niall its fly fishing you have to keep reeling

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah well you get to go to heaven by fishing in rdr2

    • @yatauyikon7734
      @yatauyikon7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@4skintim962 i just started playing rdr2 and idk if this is a joke

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yata Uyikon just catch and release fish for infinite honor

    • @yatauyikon7734
      @yatauyikon7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@4skintim962 thank you, I appreciate this tip a lot actually

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yata Uyikon I wouldn’t suggest doing it though because it sorta ruins the immersion and the whole theme of Arthur attempting to be a better man

  • @sunlightprince3173
    @sunlightprince3173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    That's the best and most "down to earth" Far Cry 5 review I've watched

    • @monkey9837
      @monkey9837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sunlight Prince iiiii

    • @fuzz134
      @fuzz134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rail Tracer Tone what down? Doesn't seem like there's much going on in this comment....

    • @MolnarSPeter
      @MolnarSPeter 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quiky9065 Yeah let's watch the IGN review, it's surely better even tough they are paid to make it

  • @truehexproof
    @truehexproof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    I really appreciate how he makes a kick-ass trailer at the end of each review despite whether he liked the game or not.

    • @zizo5349
      @zizo5349 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With the exception of Hunt Down The Refund

    • @zizo5349
      @zizo5349 ปีที่แล้ว

      With the exception of Hunt Down The Refund

  • @professormeme6584
    @professormeme6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3:27 The way the marshal just looks directly down the barrel of the fucking 1911 had me rolling.

  • @XPandai
    @XPandai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Idk how to describe it but you can just sit in a spot for 10 mins and some dumb shit will happen without you even moving Like I stood still and cheese burger destroyed a truck gang without me moving

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "A game so innovative it plays itself."

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like when coremaster and desinc were fishing with an npc driving past yelling "ya'll gonna die here" and a message on screen [do not kill innocent civillians]

  • @Bruhsound4.0
    @Bruhsound4.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Ah, my Favorite, *W O M A N*

    • @zumanoid8441
      @zumanoid8441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @vctoothpick1455
      @vctoothpick1455 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      so true

    • @portgasempire7867
      @portgasempire7867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ** S I M P **

    • @spacedout4061
      @spacedout4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, in most games its just some random stereotypical male bodybuilder veteran who has 3,000,000,000 confirmed kills with a rock or smth

  • @windowsxpbackground8762
    @windowsxpbackground8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    That scene with Joseph was actually probably one of the few times I actually felt any kind of emotion during my experience, until those tentacles flew out of his nose, and I was both disgusted and I have never laughed so hard at a tension changer

    • @alx_rtb7562
      @alx_rtb7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I really felt it when the pastor got shot. Poor guy just wanted everyone to wear a button

    • @nomaidens5734
      @nomaidens5734 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alx_rtb7562 NoT tHe GuMdRoP BuTtoNs

  • @ayonixanimations
    @ayonixanimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I laughed so unexpectedly hard at 14:50 I actually inhaled my own spit and choked for a solid 3 minutes.

  • @peps_vinyl
    @peps_vinyl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    rip old outro. will be missed

    • @trippletrey6518
      @trippletrey6518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😭😭

    • @1ava
      @1ava 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      a shit ton of his videos still have it

    • @boristheblade5933
      @boristheblade5933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@1ava a ShiT ToN oF HiS vIdEoS StiLl HaVe iT

    • @FatPodMan
      @FatPodMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Curious as to what the new one is. Actually like it tbh

    • @dkincorporated3060
      @dkincorporated3060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whitewoods - Beachwalk

  • @RedRPStudios
    @RedRPStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Let’s be honest the most effective gun in this game was the shovel launcher

    • @drillbit8280
      @drillbit8280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m pretty sure that was a whole point in the video

    • @charlesgline519
      @charlesgline519 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big FARMA forever

    • @ghostlyfox8263
      @ghostlyfox8263 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I agree with you on that one

  • @toastertime9779
    @toastertime9779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    "Everyone in the game is a moron."
    Yeah man that's just Montana

    • @boog3005
      @boog3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That’s because 80% of Montanans were once Californians...

    • @_grimleythesequel
      @_grimleythesequel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@boog3005 very true but how dare you

    • @boog3005
      @boog3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your friendly neighborhood FBI Agent Well Hey if they would stop moving here and raising the prices on the housing market, there’d be more Montanans living here than Californians. 300K for a two bed one bath single story on 1/8 acre? Built in 1905 are you shitting me?

    • @boog3005
      @boog3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      J Jizzle69 Sadly yes. They move here and bring they’re asshole cousins over from Washington and Oregon and buy up all our land for way more what we can afford because they sell their houses over there for millions more what they’re worth over here.

    • @Snaking_Gamer
      @Snaking_Gamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Say that to the drivers in new jersey

  • @scoutclark6117
    @scoutclark6117 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Farcry 3: insanity
    Farcry 4: control
    Farcry 5: S H O V E L

  • @RussianAiden
    @RussianAiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3427

    It’s sad that joseph seeds snot physics is more polished then the entire game of cyberpunk 2077

    • @BigSisterMoon9812
      @BigSisterMoon9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Imagine cyberpunk wasnt such a meme and was actually good! The game could be great.

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@BigSisterMoon9812 idk why ppl say this it seems fine to me ive only had like one real annoying glitch.

    • @BigSisterMoon9812
      @BigSisterMoon9812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Roach_Dogg_JR I havent played it alot but from my expiriens it was pretty good!

    • @michaellochran6913
      @michaellochran6913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Roach_Dogg_JR Yeah, the whole game was an incredible experience. People just like to jump on the bandwagon

    • @febethelastone1084
      @febethelastone1084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Roach_Dogg_JR mine keeps crashing
      Probs cus ps4

  • @mrcomp1971
    @mrcomp1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Well Pyrocynical you made a nice v-
    Well Pyrocynical you made a n-
    Well Pyrocynical you made a nice v-

    • @ezaz.lr4528
      @ezaz.lr4528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Well Pyrocynical you made a nice v-
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    • @n3zdraw
      @n3zdraw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      mrcomp why did you get 286 likes? your comment isnt funny

    • @quezlalok1708
      @quezlalok1708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Humour is objective you dimwit

    • @CybernikTheHedgehog
      @CybernikTheHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Bob Bobycart Yeah, as a matter of fact OP's post wasn't funny.

    • @quezlalok1708
      @quezlalok1708 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Im meant to say subjective but that flew out the window becasue i dident reread what i wrote

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    "we don't know who we can trust!"
    *gets shot by passenger*

    • @trainershade1937
      @trainershade1937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Reminds me of "Meet the Spy".

    • @someonelol29
      @someonelol29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      C'mon man its dep

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@trainershade1937 *ahem* gentlemen...

    • @boyhowdy6052
      @boyhowdy6052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jockeyfield1954 in

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tomadesina i was pointing out how ironic that moment was, for someone to tell another person "we don't know who we can trust" before being killed by that same person!
      also, i didn't really ask you anything, so you're not exactly responding to anything i asked for.
      you're unwanted by both this reply section and your parents :)

  • @matteofaccin6636
    @matteofaccin6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    13:24 Pyro was about to say a naughty word that could've ended his career

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He’s said it more before this video lmao. Nobody cares lol

  • @OatmealQH
    @OatmealQH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I went into it expecting to hate it since it was so talked down upon but found myself genuinely enjoying it.

    • @edred261
      @edred261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah, it's not bad, it's fun actually but the game pales in comparison to previous games. Honestly play Farcry 2,3,4. Those are where it's at.

    • @DonDadda45
      @DonDadda45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think that's only possible if you never played good games. I envy everyone who's able to enjoy it tbh

    • @rebeccacummings6697
      @rebeccacummings6697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@DonDadda45 The bad things in terms of storyline, characters, etc. can be ignored if you just have fun, my guy. This game is chaotic and that's part of the appeal.

    • @r.c.9790
      @r.c.9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In terms of storyline, absolutely hated it. In terms of gameplay, godly.

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DonDadda45 it must be sad to be this cynical, I'm sorry.

  • @finlaymartins272
    @finlaymartins272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    The subtitles are golden on this video.

  • @sigd
    @sigd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Honestly, I really enjoyed this video. If you did spend 50+ hours making this masterpiece, from what I can tell it was worth it.

  • @cash8156
    @cash8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Honestly, as controversial as this is, Fat Mans Cry 5 is one of my favorite games of all time.
    The story was so interesting and captivating for me, since I'm a sucker for cults, and the waco siege. the game play was nothing revolutionary but was fun either way, it was all very in the moment and everything was unexpected. This is the only game where I would want to get into a fist fight with a bear after swooping in on it from above, and its that what makes me love this game

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Is this game a terribly made, unbalanced, and un thought out mess? Yes
      Is it fun? Also yes

    • @no.5335
      @no.5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Your using the word revolutionary wrong

    • @tmtmtg
      @tmtmtg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed, good game

    • @cash8156
      @cash8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@no.5335 You're using the word "your" wrong

    • @no.5335
      @no.5335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cash8156 grammar nazi I see

  • @mundanephysics521
    @mundanephysics521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1911

    Seeing this after watching his Far Cry 3 review, and I can just feel his disappointment ooze out of the video.

    • @Anonymations
      @Anonymations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      It's really not that bad, definitely one of the best experiences I've ever had

    • @Anonymations
      @Anonymations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Except for the ending fuck that ending

    • @cheburekman696
      @cheburekman696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      this game is seriously better than far cry 3 from a gameplay standpoint,most of his points arent valid ex:he shows cutscene from accepting a MAIN mission in the other far cry games showing a side comparison with A SIDE MISSION even though in this game there are equally beautiful cutscenes just only for the story missions.And in this game there are 4x more uncopypasted content unlike the bulletin boards with the same 4 missions copy pasted with little to no twist

    • @morrigan7066
      @morrigan7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      free gaming Majority of points aren’t valid because he videos mostly sarcastic lmao

    • @cheburekman696
      @cheburekman696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@morrigan7066 thing is many people buy these points because it make them feel better for not having far cry 5 themselves, thinking if If the far cry I played is the best far cry, therefore I don't need to play the other ones because I have better taste in video games than everyone else

  • @ferniediaz5616
    @ferniediaz5616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    why are there yellow lines in the video and why do they pop up ads, pyro i'm scared

    • @spectrelex3051
      @spectrelex3051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Fernie Sanders you see, a million years ago, youtube were not at war with its users.

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I didn't get any... :/

    • @schtinky1151
      @schtinky1151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sweeevil Jones after a while the beads became common, losing their power. Anyone could get and be paid for ads, they became so ingrained in the site, people made their entire livelihood off of them. It was a Utopia. But something changed. Around the time of The Great Migration, When Lord Twitter murdered King Vine for their kingdom, there was a disturbance. The ads became scarce. People died off due to starvation, as they couldn't adapt to changing times. Ever since The Great Adpocalypse of the Prepaul Era, we have needed a hero to unite the Four Factions of TH-cam. The Gamers, The Vloggers, The Memers, and the Weird Side of TH-cam.

    • @0554joe
      @0554joe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He hasn’t made a video in 2 weeks gotta get that $$$

    • @raulpetrascu2696
      @raulpetrascu2696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because of 13:00 that's why

  • @Demonslayer-64
    @Demonslayer-64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    6:19
    Everybody gangsta till someone starts using the mouse with the left hand

    • @Xuffy0904
      @Xuffy0904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he could've just record the video with his left hand

  • @The_House_Always_Wins
    @The_House_Always_Wins ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Fat cry 6 has made me appreciate Fat cry 5 a lot more

  • @trey0001069760
    @trey0001069760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    This gameplay footage of Joseph Seeds Snot
    is Brought to you by
    *NVIDIA PHYSICS ENGINE*

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #rtx2080ti
      #raytracing
      #4k60fps

    • @CrafterboeyMiner
      @CrafterboeyMiner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abramo7700 dont speak broke

  • @pat.7921
    @pat.7921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    As I’ve said before a lot of work in these videos and Jesus the ending to this video was brilliant. Good job Pyro

    • @doktorkritzisch
      @doktorkritzisch 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What was that death sound at the very end from?

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    19:55 The Cultists make some damn good music

    • @IO_Remnant
      @IO_Remnant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What's the name of the song

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IO_Remnant idk

    • @poopthrowertv557
      @poopthrowertv557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@IO_Remnant keep your rifles by your side. If you haven't found out.

    • @krazypotatofiend6933
      @krazypotatofiend6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its called Rhodesians never die
      Edit : talking about the original one

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s the best part of the game, listen to the world is going to end

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I burst into howls of laughter at 9:18 . It makes so much sense to run away in fear from a guy with a gun aiming at you, but not in videogames.

  • @MultiNaruto900
    @MultiNaruto900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    20:32 I absolutely love this.

  • @hm096
    @hm096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand. Part 3.

    • @30likeimcurry
      @30likeimcurry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G O Ds 2nd Account since my old one got terminated *PLEASE STOP IT NOW*

    • @uncertaindaisy
      @uncertaindaisy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yum

    • @SwordBx
      @SwordBx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G O Ds 2nd Account since my old one got terminated pyrosandical

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Craziest Woman Ever Eats Sand part 4.

    • @hm096
      @hm096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know know know how tho?...

  • @AleksWorkshop
    @AleksWorkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    fat cry 3 when

    • @poot4123
      @poot4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmmm

    • @poot4123
      @poot4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If you're sarcastically, there isn't. If you're not joking, it's already released.
      See both answer

    • @poot4123
      @poot4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm surprised the gun guy only had 2 like and 4 comments

    • @athaokeh5635
      @athaokeh5635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      petscop 2 wh- i-i-i mean fat cry 2 when

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey bot

  • @TonyPajamaz
    @TonyPajamaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really like the ending segment. That was really well edited with the song.

  • @TheCourier9
    @TheCourier9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    13:24 About to pull a Pewdiepie

  • @deleted1753
    @deleted1753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    Million dollar idea...
    A video game where a helicopter doesn't crash

    • @bibihalima6761
      @bibihalima6761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Instead of crashing, it should *explode*

    • @storm1995
      @storm1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No

    • @Jexy00
      @Jexy00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uuhhh resident evil 7?

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Uhhhhh Lego Island? You can't crash the helicopter in that game.

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I gotchu
      Goat simulator fam

  • @pitzo5555
    @pitzo5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "Best snot physics I've ever seen"
    -IGN

    • @traytonvanderecken9329
      @traytonvanderecken9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @jakethompson4092
      @jakethompson4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you'll need a titan rtx to even render it

  • @drowsy8694
    @drowsy8694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That intro goes hard, as fuck. saying how helicopters crash then the montage cutting back to the fat cry plane crashing with the tiltle of the game, its beautiful.

  • @THERSX
    @THERSX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    9:26 omg that looks so realistic, i didnt even know that was just the game omg..

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How old are you?
      Just asking...

    • @evieinfinite
      @evieinfinite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ivasa waske da game r/woooosh ?

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evieinfinite
      ? Indeed.
      Repeating something already made fun of is not fun.

    • @SpiritofPoison
      @SpiritofPoison 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evie Infinite he understood the joke it was just an absolute dog shit joke.

    • @siouxuois4636
      @siouxuois4636 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woah I didn't know it was the game

  • @PR84444
    @PR84444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1575

    Now you need to make a vid about Far Cry New Dawn

    • @carlosmanaog1904
      @carlosmanaog1904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      What game is that? I only know fat man cry new dawn

    • @stelena1406
      @stelena1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      More like fat cry "new" dank

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fat Cry New Dawg

    • @3User
      @3User 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      even worse than far cry 5

    • @mrpeanutbutter6326
      @mrpeanutbutter6326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It not good tho

  • @izaimariusz1
    @izaimariusz1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    ”And woman”

    • @dominik5775
      @dominik5775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thekrygaming _ wome'nt

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      To be fair her character was pretty forgettable they probably spent more time on Joseph's snot stream than thinking out half the character interactions.

    • @lordandsaviortachanka3729
      @lordandsaviortachanka3729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Delet them

    • @Trashedaccount123
      @Trashedaccount123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *-Man-*

    • @saltsnow6153
      @saltsnow6153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I like how Pyro, with just one word, makes a better statement on the problems with women characters in games, than any of those angry feminists.

  • @ShimoShark
    @ShimoShark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    That Kanye joke hits different now

  • @sp01futbol
    @sp01futbol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    You don’t get paid enough for this

  • @TheRealYounavers
    @TheRealYounavers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    10:40
    Man: *Get's shot while driving*
    Also Man: "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!"

    • @Xuffy0904
      @Xuffy0904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      willis

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    The best selling Far Cry game in history, congrats humanity, you made me proud

    • @v1t4mindofficial21
      @v1t4mindofficial21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      fastest* not best

    • @Digamortis
      @Digamortis 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are everywhere!

    • @GS-cs3qb
      @GS-cs3qb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      after 2 you can see how they degrade every part of the game 2-ok 3-worse 4-even worse 5-time to give up
      not even going to try far cry 5 dont care about the game but it has IRON SIGHT BOLT ACTION SNIPERS only good thing about it

    • @Adrian07z
      @Adrian07z 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't this that communist-inclined game which depicts white people as evil supremacists?

    • @elitesoldier234
      @elitesoldier234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Adrian No, they're not focused on race apparently, i meet black cultist more than white, and sometime black cultist got higher rank in that cult than white guy

  • @philliprisgaard6394
    @philliprisgaard6394 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    For me personally, after having played the sixth one, Farcry 5 has a certain charm that just sits so well with me, loved playing it, super fun and great story, and the soundtrack is one of the best ever

  • @marshallthompson3155
    @marshallthompson3155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Chad Wolanski is Crazy Dave from Plants vs Zombies

    • @scrimbo5794
      @scrimbo5794 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just like huntin' squirbos.

    • @arnavnegi2544
      @arnavnegi2544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only legends will get this one.

  • @mobymobymobymoby
    @mobymobymobymoby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    the amount of memes pyro can put into like 30 seconds of footage is astonishing and literally short circuits my brain at times. You are an editing god amongst men.

    • @richardsavings6690
      @richardsavings6690 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max0r 2 years later: "Hold my airport jungle juice."

  • @trey0001069760
    @trey0001069760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "How many shovels do you have?'
    *"About Twenty"*

  • @homeschoolhd596
    @homeschoolhd596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “But just before you can exact revenge, he calls in his 25 Killstreak”
    -pyrocynical

  • @jscott4524
    @jscott4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    14:29 pyro's joke was ahead of his time

  • @skippingstep1515
    @skippingstep1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1114

    - "Worst characters in the franchise."
    - *Lists Willis*
    Them's fighting words, son.

    • @ZachX888
      @ZachX888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I'm still salty at his betrayal in Far Cry 4. Not to mention him not getting his ass in gear and getting the government to stop Seed. If he'd just upheld his fucking agreement the nukes never would have dropped!

    • @skippingstep1515
      @skippingstep1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ZachX888 I see now, I never played FC4, I only know him from FC3, and in that he's awesome. So that's where I'm coming from.

    • @lucassantossj
      @lucassantossj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @iqshadowz At the start of the game they say the cult has the radio stations, so they aren't trustful.

    • @lucassantossj
      @lucassantossj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Caleb Mckay the thing is, most of the time in the game you are under influence of drugs. Why would be the end of the game an exception.

    • @husband-of-chinggis
      @husband-of-chinggis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lord he fell from grace in far cry 5 😭in far cry 4, he had a fucking epic cutscene in which he betrayed ajay and shoved him out of the plane. this smoothly led to the next segment of the story. i hated him because he was a well-written antagonist! in far cry 5, he just.... stood there..... and was like "lol nope"..... so anticlimactic. i didn't feel much for him one way or another. such a shame, man.

  • @moustachinho9014
    @moustachinho9014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    "One of our people go-" type beat

    • @RipperGand
      @RipperGand 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking of "Boom boom pow" by Black Eyed Peas but instead of him saying "gotta get that", it'd be with that dude going "one of our people go"

    • @utrak
      @utrak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      go-to-the-polls?

    • @AlwaysCooper
      @AlwaysCooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What he was *trying* to say was “One of our people got the Ligma”

  • @user-ih7iq6bw5o
    @user-ih7iq6bw5o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:18 The way the glass fucking explodes before he even makes contact made me laugh so hard

  • @bit8248
    @bit8248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    To think Pyro started out making MLG videos.
    ......That comes in handy nowadays.

  • @odst7973
    @odst7973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Okay I personally like this game, but this was highly entertaining and quite hilarious. Awesome video man!

    • @FPGR98
      @FPGR98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rogue i read this in a posh English accent

    • @v0rcegaming864
      @v0rcegaming864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @riotrecker8978
      @riotrecker8978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I enjoyed the cults music but that’s about it

    • @woe7777
      @woe7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @peregrinus524
    @peregrinus524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    The game is fun as f*** but god was this funny

    • @rossadinho7362
      @rossadinho7362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Dark Sans sorry sir but I’m gonna have to bring you in for saying the frick word

    • @DomOfSin666
      @DomOfSin666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Dark Sans Agreed. The game wasn’t that good, but it was fun as all hell. It’s one of those games where I pick it up to fuck around for a half hour, like Postal 2 or San Andreas.

    • @the_seer_0421
      @the_seer_0421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DomOfSin666 did you play the whole story though?

    • @condavis544
      @condavis544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This game was ass

    • @didievertellyouthedefentio495
      @didievertellyouthedefentio495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@condavis544 let me guess it's your first far cry? And you only play fortnite

  • @CosyGrave
    @CosyGrave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    6:00 he saw that coming

    • @YleXar
      @YleXar ปีที่แล้ว

      HE KNEW

  • @Masterchezze
    @Masterchezze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    Rewatching this and. God did anyone else forgot Far cry primal existed?

    • @gec-tree8035
      @gec-tree8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes

    • @Pro_Fuze
      @Pro_Fuze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Masterchezze actually a really good game

    • @qqq386
      @qqq386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Pro_Fuze No it wasnt. Was just a reskinned of Far Cry 4 minus the cars and guns

    • @MichaelSmith-xw4uw
      @MichaelSmith-xw4uw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lewis Weir wrong it’s a great game

  • @Viktor-Vaughn-Doom
    @Viktor-Vaughn-Doom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    14:50 it's crazy Dave from pvz

  • @saffronvenom7152
    @saffronvenom7152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    in reality i really like where the channel is going. I love these videos where instead of bullying some famous internet related thing you talk about a game with funny and intreging ways of doing so. I still like your other vids, don't get me wrong, but i appreciate the effort you put into these types of vids

    • @mikee143
      @mikee143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, I don't like the bullying videos

    • @renatopranjeta9777
      @renatopranjeta9777 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like bullying

  • @luna28080
    @luna28080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    12:34 I couldn't stop laughing I'm dying.

  • @striggs1659
    @striggs1659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    i cant believe far cry 5 is a prequel to fallout

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    0:50 When you T-Pose...

  • @Tachanka_Cebador_de_Mates
    @Tachanka_Cebador_de_Mates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Patient: I don't have a health insurance.
    Hospitals: 11:05

    • @savage4749
      @savage4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It do be like that tho sometimes

  • @spazify8536
    @spazify8536 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This might just be the best video ever