Me: “I want someone intelligent, serious about future and very concerning about everything” Noah: “Good morning to my Mrs. To my Mr.” *gently laughs* Me: *points at him* “I want him.”
I dunno why. But every time noah says "My wife", my eyes start to well up with tears. He says it with so much adoration and love, My broken heart can't take it anymore. Life hasn't been kind to me. I was one of those people who kept giving and got nothing in return. I'm still so scared to love anyone. And here,Noah, without taking anything from us, giving us soo much joy and happiness. I truly pray to God, so that one day he can find his "The Right One".
Same here, and i get judge for still being single. I gave up on love and shove any feeling away. I just listen to these to make me less sad, but then i realize just how single i am 😅
Noah: “How did you sleep?” Me: “Apparently I didn't because I was waiting for your upload but now you uploaded a blissful audio, I can sleep in peace ✨👌😣”
@@maureenmohammed4421 also saying his name in vain means that like after doing a bad thing youre like saying that god made you do it "oh god" is totally fine
Aww this was so cute! This actually reminds me of when we were going to see my grandma at the old folks home and there was this 80yo man there who still called his wife "his bride" it was the sweetest thing I ever heard!
my earphones at midnight after being used all day : ugh finally i can get some rest *Noah's haven posted a new vide-* my earphones : oh shit here we go again
Taking a nap with your boyfriend playing video games beside you would be a cool concept just you talking to yourself with the game and clicking noises maybe the viewer woke up a couple of times
Omw🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Now show your rings off, up in the club newly wed, doing our own little thing, my ex decided to dip and now he wanna trip coz another brother married me" Omw🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s literally 10pm and i got out of school JUST ONE HOUR AGO i literally had school the entire day from 8 am til 9pm i’m so tired listening to your asmr‘s makes me feel so loved istg
المشكلة احنا البشر ندور على صفات موجودة بشخص واحد، لأن كل البشر الموجودين يختلفون بالتصرفات والتفكير وشخصياتهم تختلف فلو دورت بين ٧ مليار على صفات هذا الشخص المعين الي تريده ما راح تلكاه نهائيا.
i went to Hell’s Kitchen today and one of the guys working there sounded just like noah got my hopes up ngl, i’m becoming an expert at voices from listening to all these boyfriend asmr’s😗.
![ASMR Calming down your Stressed Boyfriend [Fight][Making Up][Kissing]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KxlNRTbrd64/mqdefault.jpg)
![ASMR Sleepy Boyfriend Carries You out of Bed [Kissing][Cuddling][Waking Up]](/img/n.gif)
This made me realise two things. 1. Ill kiss my future husband everytime he calls me wife. 2. Im single af
Same, I feel you😔✊
Awww that is so cute
It'll come, just free your mind
Who needs a boyfriend from when you have him
Facts 😃☝
STEP-GIRLFRIENDS, WE HAVE BEEN UPGRADED 😭😭 WE'RE WIVES NOW
YASSSS
edit: omg i didnt expect that much likes tysm!
🥰🥰🥰🥰
😂😂😂😂😭
QUEENS
YESSSS
“im not a single lady anymore, someone put a ring on it.” 😂
XDD
When's hex a Beyonce fan🧎🏿♀️
@@buttersquash911 please he only knows like two songs 😂😂 (no shade)
let’s take shots every time that noah says “my wife” 😭✋
please lmao omg lol
We all gonna be intoxicated if that’s the case
alcohol poisoning 🤩
lmfao new drinking game? 😂
@@cheolsmelonppang @SIMPley Woman “ *first* and *last* time waking up next to your newly-wed husband” 🤩🤩🤩
The title killed me, also
*good morning the mrs to my mr*
“Yes. The floor is made out of wall”
Nagito??? What are you doing here??? Im gonna Tell Hajime
Lmao
why no one talks about his MORNING VOICE BYE BRB CRYING
i was searching for this comment
@@ilovetimmy7425 same 😂
Irk
@@ilovetimmy7425 same
if noah really wanted to go crazy with the nickname he could’ve gone with, “wifey honey schmoopie bagel bun” or something like that 😂
Okay but the nickname 😂
I would've loved it if he called me miss,I know too formal but guess I'm like it
Me: “I want someone intelligent, serious about future and very concerning about everything”
Noah: “Good morning to my Mrs. To my Mr.” *gently laughs*
Me: *points at him* “I want him.”
Same, also hiii
Why is this comment funny?😂
Lol that's adorable
I can't stop awwwing this is adorable-
pov: you’re the spider in the corner of the room listening to all of this happening
Lying on your web like🕷️
👁️👄👁️
Me as a spider ☹️😞👁 👄 👁
💧 💧
LMAO
😂🤣😂
Ahhhhhh
I dunno why. But every time noah says "My wife", my eyes start to well up with tears. He says it with so much adoration and love, My broken heart can't take it anymore. Life hasn't been kind to me. I was one of those people who kept giving and got nothing in return. I'm still so scared to love anyone. And here,Noah, without taking anything from us, giving us soo much joy and happiness. I truly pray to God, so that one day he can find his "The Right One".
Same here, and i get judge for still being single. I gave up on love and shove any feeling away. I just listen to these to make me less sad, but then i realize just how single i am 😅
Y’all ganna make me cry I hope that u guys find “The One” sooner or later 🥺
Noah: “How did you sleep?”
Me: “Apparently I didn't because I was waiting for your upload but now you uploaded a blissful audio, I can sleep in peace ✨👌😣”
Fact
Unlike a lot of the husbands that complain about their wives, he is going to annoy people by only talking about his wife
yesterday I was like "wouldn't it be cool if Noah made a married couple audio" BOOM here we are
And it's amazing 🤍
WAIT SKYLAR???? HIII! Sorry I found you and I was blown away-
@@k-lahkhan1111 LOL YOU WORRIED OR SMTH?
I first saw jungkook on your profile pic
At first we were just girlfriend. Then we were gonna have a child. Now we are wifes. 😮👋Hello step-wifes
Hello 👹
Hiiii 🥰
heyyyyy
Hello 🤡✋
Lil late but sup 😂
the "should we watch dirty dancing?" I'M IN LOVE AGAIN STOP IT
@@cookie-re3me my family hates but like i love that movie
*looks at patreon*
*looks at my wallet*
“Why are we still here…just to suffer..”
im broke asf 😭😭
@@okaywhatdidyousnort ur user 👀❤
@@kathsuhki yes 😏💅
down bad
If my husband isn’t like this then I don’t want him 😩✋
Same
Sameeeee
I know right?! I'm telling you that guys like him have 100% ruined my standards! 😍
"I'm not an single lady anymore"🥂CHEERS
omg were married love that
@@koi9547 👻
hello todoroki , WAIT WHAT-
@@denkikaminari9319 AHH 👀WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEEEEE
@@celsiaaaangelin4951 im lonely bc my bf is asleep wby?
First a baby and now wifey?
Noah has made us win at life
IF ONLY THIS WAS REAL
Or wifu
The “my Mrs to my Mr” line was so cute I melted on the spot
Noah: "Somebody put a ring on it"
Me: "Yeah because i like it"
Get it?
Ariana's 7 rings?
yes LMFAOOOOO
Noah : *posting*
Me : *sit down, answering when called* I’m here
Noah: "Husband, hubby"
Me: "what about husbando 👁👄👁"
Lmfao I LOVE that pfp 😭👏
@@hanakosuzuki1099 ty 😭
Ikr
Omg!!! Just yesterday I was wondering if you'd make a husband wife audio and here it is!!! Lowkey manifested it heheh
Its getting to the point where im forgetting that this isn't just a voice, this guy has a whole face, body and life and it drives me CRazY-
Noah: Nom nom nom
Me: Oh god hes doing it again. Someone get the spray bottle-
😂 (imagine this is the spray bottle)🚿
Also, you should be careful when using the Lord's name as it should not be said in vain.❤
@@maureenmohammed4421 shut up not everyone is christian
@@maureenmohammed4421 also saying his name in vain means that like after doing a bad thing youre like saying that god made you do it "oh god" is totally fine
@@noora_aurora nope, unless it’s a good reason i dont think you can!
@@beansbeans4318 Then why were they you using "God" in reference to the Christian religion.
Noah: I feel like I'm never going to use the word "we"
Also Noah: me and my wife *we* .......
This audio is SO adorable I can't stop smiling omggggggg
The cutest thing I ever heard in my life we are now wife’s 😌✋❣️❣️
Aww this was so cute! This actually reminds me of when we were going to see my grandma at the old folks home and there was this 80yo man there who still called his wife "his bride" it was the sweetest thing I ever heard!
aww that’s actually so cutee
aww
NO BECAUSE NOW IM A WIFE TO NOAH-💃🏾
Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always get the last two words in: “Yes, dear.” 😂
my earphones at midnight after being used all day : ugh finally i can get some rest
*Noah's haven posted a new vide-*
my earphones : oh shit here we go again
the amount of serotonin this video gave me, soooo precious i love it sm
This is heaven.
Taking a nap with your boyfriend playing video games beside you would be a cool concept
just you talking to yourself with the game and clicking noises maybe the viewer woke up a couple of times
Not me thinking about how common of a fan fiction prompt this is
“Wifey hunny bun” is so hilarious to me wtf 😂
Now let's talk about having a Kiddos🤧
Noah be like: 👁👄👁
Me who's not ready : 💀
Reminds me of John Mulaney yelling, "THAT'S MY WIFE!"
my exact thoughts
"that is my WIFE" "why are you talking to my WIFE" "i didn't kill my WIFE"
love this 😂
I SEE SHOTO I CLICK SIRRR
Also the lil giggle after he woke up was just....YES
That little bit of singing was so nice :O
I wished there was a singing/humming you to sleep audio (feat. Noah’s chaotic energy)
Waking up to Noah is literally like waking up in heaven, you literally see and hear an angel next to you 😩
Noah back at it again, TURN IT UP
your username- girlie be wilding😭
@@putriseptiyani5639 🥴
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONEE 👉😏👉
THIS IS SO CUTE AAAAA I'VE BEEN SMILING FOR 11 WHOLE MINUTES
Caught me in 4 k 📸 I was literally smiling while reading this comment.
Two videos in one day, you are blessing us!
And this was so adorable and cute! 💜
what a time to be Noah's wife😂
Me:about to sleep
Noah:new upload
Me: ok let me just finish this and ill go to bed
This is my new favorite sleeping aid now
I clicked on the notification as quickly as possible 😂❤
She a runner she a trackster 🏃♀️💨
Hold up your pfp i-
@@heyxagnes5388 ummmmm just pretend I was never here 🙃🏃♀️💨
Wait A damn minute
@@miss.barnes269 😃🔫
@@kaitlynberry8708 ARENT YOU A LESBIAN
This is such an amazing early birthday gift I love this it's so cute❤️❤️🥺 noahh I missed u so much glad ur back
Ahhhhh the professor Marston profile😆
@@asfanadiah7567 ahh this has memories☠️😭
this is the best asmr ever
it makes me feeling i'm loved and owned by someone
I hope my first morning with my future husband be like that
we got married in 5 days.... I LOVE IT HERE
" me and my wife went for a walk for 20 years" 😂
5:26 “all the MARRIED ladies all the MARRIED ladies”- nvm
NO BECAUSE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN AND I HAVE NO GOOD REASON TO LAUGH THIS HARD AT THIS CORNY COMMENT 😩😭
Omw🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Now show your rings off, up in the club newly wed, doing our own little thing, my ex decided to dip and now he wanna trip coz another brother married me"
Omw🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel sad today but then this pops up
Now i feel comforted ✨
Husbando posted, and suddenly the day was worth waking up to
The Mrs to my Mr?!!! ADORABLE!! 😭😭😭
NOAH MY BELOVED U IS BACK
I CAUGHT YOU LACKING
clingy noah 😅😍....
fast forward to 20 yrs of marriage " this crazy woman hid my game controller again! 🤬"
excellent thumbnail choice and luv the audio
My love I've been waiting for you to post😩😩❤
His rambling is so cute
This is something new nd unique✨
It’s funny because last night my fiance proposed to me, and here I am watching this
@Lady Tea Fox Thank you!
Congrats!!
This made me wonder if my future husband would be as excited about calling me his wife 😂😂😂
If he doesn't, I'll have to take this role😂😂😂
husband better be making some pancakes for our first breakfast 🙌
I was smiling and giggling the whole time.
title : *n e w l y - w e d s*
me : n i c e
shoto in the thumbnail : *wait what*
Omg I now can’t wait for my first morning with my husband. My bf proposed to me earlier this month and I’m even more excited now. 💕
Congrats!!!
Congrats!!! That's so cool!
I LOVE THIS CONTENT YOU ARE POSTING THANK YOU😌💗
I’ve been waiting for this 🤪💅
Omg we're wifeys-in-law now omg
it’s literally 10pm and i got out of school JUST ONE HOUR AGO i literally had school the entire day from 8 am til 9pm i’m so tired
listening to your asmr‘s makes me feel so loved istg
Omg y’all we MARRIED 🥺💕😣
المشكلة احنا البشر ندور على صفات موجودة بشخص واحد، لأن كل البشر الموجودين يختلفون بالتصرفات والتفكير وشخصياتهم تختلف فلو دورت بين ٧ مليار على صفات هذا الشخص المعين الي تريده ما راح تلكاه نهائيا.
Hello fellow wifes hope you all have a good day, stay safe and healthy
He said go crazy so it’s hubby wubby bubby from now on🕺🕺🕺
I guess I've become a resident of Noah's videos every second every minute every hour every day.....😃🤦🏻♀️❤️
Noah I literally love you so much
Noah uploaded on my birthday 😮🤧 and Im his wife Im smiling like crazy right now and my friends think Im crazy
@Angel Mae Thank you
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday ❤
Happy birthday 💞
Happy birthday 🥳🥳
she a runner she a trackstar🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
I think I speak for everyone when I say we will be dreaming of getting married now
✨Thank you and good night✨
frrrrr😗✋
My bird started freaking out in the middle of this and I went, “hold that thought hun, I have to take care of our child from the last video.”
i went to Hell’s Kitchen today and one of the guys working there sounded just like noah got my hopes up ngl, i’m becoming an expert at voices from listening to all these boyfriend asmr’s😗.
everytime i hear you're voice, i always act like a centipede. It's just, you're to sweet.
Am I the only one who watches these before going to sleep
the idea of being married to this angel makes me cry and explode
i can’t find my headphones and it feels illegal -
IVE NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE IM SO EXCITED LEMME CALM DOWN
*Me in allmights voice*:I AM HERE!!!!!!!
I must confess I am deeply inlove with this man and the way he says wife
this is just what i needed-
can’t wait to listen to this one, but alas…at work again 😓
dang, how dare ur job do that? 😔
@@lovelyjuliexo i know the audacity
not me wanting to get married after hearing the audio😂😂😂
“the Mrs to my Mr”
JSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJSJ NOAH UR SO CUTE HELPPPP😭😭😭😭😭😭
I shared this with my mom instead of my friend and she was like oh that's what you spend your time doing , litterly can't look at her now
He gives me Hughes vibes, I can totally picture him having a lot of photos of his wife and showing them around at work
You got me out here smiling to myself