I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg
Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century. I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on. Have a nice day.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
Imagine lying on the floor with people all around you saying "What the flip are you doing, strapping yourself to that thing?" as the light grows ever dimmer.
It does seem faster and more efficent. Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall! Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles. Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.
"make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable
@@__keyshold on guys let me just unlatch myself from my bike real quick I’ll only be five minutes , imagine crashing one of these things or if someone is trying to fight you while you’re still hooked up to it no matter how you look at it this bike is just dumb
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂 Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
CONS: Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains Can't bail out since you're strapped in Straps hurt rider's crotch PROS Gives everyone a much-needed laugh Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene
This seems like it would be terrible for your spine. Also the harness around the groin, you aren’t meant to be in those for a long time because they can restrict circulation
Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly. Keep on rockin'! 🤟
For a second, I actually thought that it would be a good idea, till I realized going downhill 💀 same principle as going down a hill whilst sitting down on a skateboard
It needs those shoulder bars to come out further and act as a headguard. Otherwise you'd run the risk of being decapitated if you fall the wrong way on something.
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to. And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.
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And then you get the speed wobbles going down a particularly steep hill, and realize that you can't just slow yourself down with your legs because they're not designed to absorb the kind of shock a traditional bike is designed to, and you can't bail in soft grass on the side of the road or someone's yard because you're literally strapped to a vehicle that has locked and suspended your core and upper body in a way that can't be adjusted unless you take your hands off of the bars and unclip the various tethers around your chest and waist, and allow the bike to literally roll over you as you fall into the gap between the wheels. Sounds like a great time.
@@miguelpereira9859 You're still strapped to it though. Imagine you're about to crash and you feel like you still have time to bail into soft grass on the side of the road, but then you realize you literally can't move because you're strapped to the thing that's about to crash. Having brakes is good, but it won't save you in the worst scenarios. What would make this at least somewhat safer is if there was at least some kind of "ribcage" coming off of the back "spine" of the bike that shielded you in case you fell over, with enough space to get out of it quickly. A quick release mechanism would be great too, but again, with this design you have to drop straight down instead of being able to jump off and to the side.
This thing is the most unsafe thing out there. It leaves the head vulnerable while the person is strapped. Some ppl threw safety out the door with this thing. Traditional bikes are safer in that a person can jump off it in case of any horrendous situation arises. This thing makes one be trapped.
This was the very first thing I noticed, I cannot believe more people did not notice this? I guess there are a lot of people out there that never took any chances or did anything extreme on their bicycles and as such, they have no knowledge of the need to “bail out?!”
I'm not sure I would ever want to bail on a bicycle. I would most likely want to either avoid impact or maybe turn into the impact, but just jumping off a moving bike on concrete or asphalt sounds like something I would be unlikely to do.
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its the public humiliation machine
😂👍
designed to help people aiming you with rotten tomatoes
This looks like something jews would be strapped to in ww2 germany
What the hell😂😂😂 😭
It's like a rolling medieval stockade, except you're suspended by your balls.
going uphill : fighting for your life
going downhill : praying for your life
😂😂😂
Gonna see a depiction of Speedy Gonzales screaming while running down the hill at mach 7
Damn you make my day buddy !
HahahahahH
It still has handbrakes for downhill btw.
@@MrGilghamesh thanks.. Glad I could help 😁
"Flying cars? Nah, we got walking bikes."
😂😂😂😂😂😅
Best reply yet. Rollin 😅
😂😂
I did the same thing as a kid with a regular bike. When I walk with my friends and they didn't have their bikes I would just lean on my to counter balance the weight and have one foot a pedal and just kick with the opposite leg
Gotta give it to you win the comment section for today LMAO blue ribbon 🎀
Nice anti-theft system built right into its very existence
Nobody will want to steal this thing to lose street cred while riding it 😂
How do I bail from a bike crash?
This bike: You don't. You commit to it
There the comment I was looking for. Stupid idea. will stick to my normal design, but electric (still have to pedal) bike thank you.
Yeah one time I was in a bike crash, got thrown over the handle bars landed head first on the street, two things kept me from being seriously injured one was my helmet, and the other was the fact nothing was strapping me down, to the point of the crash so the momentum actually put me into a much safer situation than I wouldve been if I was secured in place.
How do one bail out from Car crash ?
@@maulikgadhavi8356 not comparable you have a shit ton of metal and polymer providing some protection. In this case a better comparison would be a motorcycle.
It's a death trap.
If the bike falls, it is absolutely taking you down with it
😮 when in at uphill bicycle ride you
And a fall from a normal bike doesn't?
@@Randomkloudno, you can jump out separately. At least, I can
@@Randomkloud if you not overweighted or intoxicated. on this bike you are actually attached to it, you must have couple extra seconds to clip you out. this bike is designed by masochist
you can easily plant your feet with it, so if you fall with it, probably would've happened with a normal one too
Never thought I'd see in my lifetime a bike with scoliosis...
Imagine hitting a bump or curb losing your balance and snapping your neck because your head is between the frame of the bike.
ouch
Blimey. That'd come keen.
Found the limey@@zacmumblethunder7466
At least it won't get stolen.
The wheel still might
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
I had a bike before that was hardly worth walking home after busting up the rim so bad it was resisting me the whole way back home and I locked it up on the side of my porch and seen somebody had stolen it the next day. Somebody must’ve had a truck and seen it busted the lock and threw it in the back
Then there was the community bike that got passed to everybody in town at one point
Finally, a bicycle that rides you
lmao
Lolol😂😂😂
Step bicycle what are you doing 😂😂😂😂
🤔🤔🤔
In Soviet Russia....
Honestly if someone wore a banana suit it would fit pretty well
😂 just found something I never knew I wanted to see so bad
"More comfortable than a conventional bike", sure.
Yeah. Dangling from a coathanger with a strap between your legs, raising your voice half an octave over ever speed bump.
lol they said that while showing the shot of that chastity cage harness absolutely suffocating his groin.
When you fix something that isn't broken.
When you brake something the only could of use a small fix.
I mean, it works like these bikes for 3year-olds, just normal bikes but without pedals.
It sure doesn’t look comfortable
But... I like it...
well, nothing is broken until something better is built
Finally-a bike that doesn’t require a lock when you park it.
the only things worth stealing are its parts lmao. You will come and notice only the chassis and handlebars remains
Cuz no one wants it💀
I'll be laughing at that humor for a while 😅
Pfft. You have way too much faith in people. Some people will steal worthless things just because it's something that they don't have.
Shhhhiiiiiii don't park that sheit in the ghetto!!!!
Still beats dealing with the airlines.
FYSA: Those straps will cut off circulation to the major arteries down to the leg. They could even cause nerve damage
A great solution for a problem that never existed.
😂😂😂
😂
A balance bike is also pedalless without having to be.. this
I want to see how it costs like $2000 or something insane as well.
Hahaha 😂
“How do you go uphill with these things?”
*”That’s the neat part, you don’t.”*
Maybe Germany doesn't have hills
You walk.
Might actually be easier, because you already have your feet on the road.
How about downhill? Or just slowing down? Seems like a nightmare😬
@@voice_0f_reasoni mean it still has breaks but this thing is dumb lmao
"We need to make a more comfortable bike!"
[Invents crucifixion machine]
May as well wear a sign on your back that says, "Lifetime virgin."
Definitely, after a few laps of the park in that harness.
Imagine you go through a mud puddle and the tires just shoot it straight up into your face
😂😂😂😂
Normal bikes don't have mud flaps and your near the same height head-wise in a normal bike. Both would be puddle traps.
You would not be going fast enough to make the mud fling off of your wheels while using your feet to power the bike. You can easily stop and walk through the mud. And since something like this would require you to wear some really crappy shoes nobody would be too worried about walk through mud.
Imagine riding this naked
@@docwiz
The downtube catches the worst of the spray from the front wheel.
If the strap fails, you will literally get run over by your own vehicle
Right in between the butt cheeks too
ouch.. wedgie
Rip future generation
Reminds me of cars from the Flintstones cartoon
🤣
That's the one they roll you around and chant "Shame!"
A McDonalds franchise owner is pissed that he has to replace the other half of his sign.
I didnt know bicycles can also evolve backwards.
Apparently so...
Lol
😂
If people can, so can their inventions.
@@StefanVeenstrawell humans don't have wheels so it will be tougher.
Everybody gangsta until you go uphill
you literally just have to walk uphill with this, the real issue is downhill, RIP
@@cheapbruh9778 It has brakes.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 No, I have never had any speed wobble. Besides, you'd have to be a simpleton to let your bike gain too much speed anyway.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 Listen. You're messing with the wrong guy. I am currently 63 years old, and I have ridden bicycles for 53 to 54 of those years. Yes, that is more than a half century.
I also pride myself in being logical with critical thinking skills. I needed a lot of that in order to earn my two doctoral degrees, so I advise you to dedicate your time on more productive activities instead of being an online troll. Ride your bike however you want and move on.
Have a nice day.
@@WorldPeacePlease123 I do apologize to you if I came across like I were trying to scold you. I should have realized that I was interacting with a much younger person. Let's forget all this and move on with life. Live and learn as they say.
Imagine falling over in a 5 point harness that would be impossible to get out
Imagine lying on the floor with people all around you saying "What the flip are you doing, strapping yourself to that thing?" as the light grows ever dimmer.
Looks like it could snap your neck the moment the fall sideways in an accident
“The design is very human”
"You will now say a few words to explain your hu-man art!"
😂
"Very easy to use."
😂😂😂
it looks like what AI would design if you asked it for a bike - but never told it what a bike was.
Inventor:
“How can I make walking more difficult, more expensive, and way more embarrassing?”
It does seem faster and more efficent.
Personally I love being attached to something with my head sticking through bars. Perfect for when I fall!
Thing is just personal injury machine. Maybe good for certain disabled people trying to gain strength in certain muscles.
Just because you can make something that works doesn't mean you should.
Best comment lol 😂👍
@@dianapennepacker6854I honestly didn't even think about the fact that your head is wedge between two bars. Looks interesting, but dangerous.
E o calcanhar destruido
@@lethauntic just wear a helmet?
It's a constant fear of the suspension straps snapping.
From the makers of the Flintstones, comes… The Yabadabado Bike!
"we'll have flying cars in the future"
The future: we removed the bike from your bike
It still has two wheels.. it just doesn’t have a seat. Technically it’s still a bike, just a stupid looking one?
"make it more ergonomic and comfortable" made me laugh the hardest. Imagine riding this shit somewhere in the mountains or rough terrain/rainy day and let's see how this craps comfortable
But We have flying cars also 😑
@knowledgeiswealth. Ehhh somewhat, but they're super expensive and most are just prototypes rn
@@ElectroNicko_ nah we built flying cars decades ago its called an "helicopter"
“More comfortable” as we see an image of a man who’s entire weight is resting on his groin hammock.
Yeah...so??
They never said less stressful or painful
😁😂
@@xyz12345457 nope there are foot resters.
It's called a harness and it's only painful if you're wearing it wrong
@@__keyshold on guys let me just unlatch myself from my bike real quick I’ll only be five minutes , imagine crashing one of these things or if someone is trying to fight you while you’re still hooked up to it no matter how you look at it this bike is just dumb
@@mmaforever1166 I'm just saying claiming it's not comfortable because it's a harness is stupid
Soon we'll have plenty of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' 😂
The defenition of: "They're cooking, but no one is hungry"
- people in 1940s: we have flying car in 2023
- people in 2023: we have pedal-less bicycle 🗿
And also flying cars
@@thebikeman5592well we are still working on that
I mean if we told them it wouldn't have pedals they would be amazed
We do have flying cars they are called helicopters 😂
Almost of the issues of traffic can easily be solved by better funding in public transport and having it be made more affordable than cards and for car users by tunnels and building roads on top of other roads. :)
@@elietimmy9181won’t happen. It’s very impractical
Truly genius. In case of an accident your neck is trapped in between the frame maximizing the possibility of a quick and painful dead.
The Suicycle.
At least you wouldn't be seen on this alive.
This thread 😂😂😂
@@tjenadonn6158The Perfect name for a perfect product
@@roseedge5626 nevermore
Let's not invent a bicycle again a proverb says
A pedal-less bicycle?
So... um... a scooter?
Calling this comfortable is crime.
Having your balls squished is very ergonomic
I cannot see myself doing this
It's crushing your scrotch
Their add campaign will be pure scrotch talk
Lol
The only device that allows you to half run, half walk, and look like a complete asshole all at the same time.
All of the comments were hilarious but this one made me laugh out loud.
😂😂😂😂👏🏿 🙌🏿
😂😂😂
Lol 😂
😂💀
Up next, the engine-less car!
Fred Flintstone walks in: "You stole my car!"
When your wife's boyfriend don't know what to get you for Christmas..
"it doesn't have a seat, gears, chain, or pedals" -- you know, all the things that make bikes great.
😂
Lol at the top.😂😂😂😂
At least it has wheels 😂
Lololol
@@anamidutta2at least lolol
CONS:
Loss of mechanical advantage from gears/chains
Can't bail out since you're strapped in
Straps hurt rider's crotch
PROS
Gives everyone a much-needed laugh
Saves time by helping bullies easily find a target
Easy for paramedics to notice when they arrive on scene
Plus if you fall to the side you will surely break your shoulder or hip
PRO: serves as dual-purpose S&M device
😂😂😂
@@franciscomedina6729
Or your head. Like your neck is around 2 hard metal bars it would prolly break your neck in half.
To be fair it's also easier to go up hills, still unbelievable impractical
The least efficient bicycle in the world. Designed by Fisher-Price.
I refuse to believe that this more comfortable than a bicycle lmao.
He found a solution for the problem, which is not yet discovered.
42
He never let them know his move. He is Always one step ahead.
😂
Just hope no one forgets about it like with the steam engine
Uphill biking
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" - Ian Malcom
/ahem..../ Dr. Malcom btw
@@gh0st_0f_b0b_chandler spared no expense
I bring scientist......you bring a Rockstar. Are you familiar with the chaos theory?
The germans need to stop putting bdsm gear in their utility vehicles
This seems like it would be terrible for your spine. Also the harness around the groin, you aren’t meant to be in those for a long time because they can restrict circulation
This is why Aliens won't talk to us
😂nice❤
👽 ✌️ 😂
🤣😆😂
NOOO MAAAN THEYY DOOO ..
Bhahahaha ❤😅
The most potent contraceptive ever created
😭😭😭
He should have been aborted.
Well then you're not using it right 😉
Guaranteed to make you less likely to have children by making you more likely to be avoided at all times.
@@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786😂
Imagine being robbed and they throw you in the truck with the bike because it’s faster then unbuckling from the bikes
you wont fall off the bike, but you will fall when the bike falls
"travels faster and further" *gear ratios have left the chat*
I'm pretty sure that line is comparing it to a "half-walk, half-run," not a conventional bike.
Is it faster than my bed rolling speed
@@WhatKindOfNameNowwhatever you say 😭
Who needs gears when we have Knees!
Why?
Them Germans were like, 'Let's take a bicycle and make it more impractical, more dangerous and more uncomfortable.'
also watched southpark but didnt want to go that far
That whacky German sense of humor
And more humilliating
Ah yes, that renowned German engineering I’m always hearing about.
How is it any of those things? Are you deaf?
For fuck’s sake. South Park predicted the future again.
- It's a skin Walker
- Nah bro it's my cycle
If conventional bike seats weren’t uncomfortable enough, now you get to suspend from your bike with a G string
It’s an impractical hammock, but at least it’s mobile.
Lmao this! The whole time i was like "that wedgie looks intense" 😰 oof
😂😂
Saddle soreness is a thing and is typically due to poor bike fit and wrong saddle choice (with stock bike seats being the worst). Remedying those 2 things and just getting out and riding, you're body naturally adapts accordingly.
Keep on rockin'! 🤟
south park in real life
I think not being strapped to a bike is a pretty important safety feature
Being unable to breathe because of the straps must make it great for going uphill. Said no one ever.
Your head and neck are fucked if you crash
Plus being a permanent hunchback!!!
lots of decapitations on that ride
it's got you by your balls..
For a second, I actually thought that it would be a good idea, till I realized going downhill 💀
same principle as going down a hill whilst sitting down on a skateboard
It needs those shoulder bars to come out further and act as a headguard. Otherwise you'd run the risk of being decapitated if you fall the wrong way on something.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz presents "The NoPussy-inator"
Hahahaha. That's hilarious 😂😂
😭😭💀
Since when Doof dating with Cupcakke 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 I just cried!
Damn i guess i've been hit
Let's see you go uphill
tru dat lol
Let's see *YOU* go uphill by just walking lmao
@@GregKhar-NU-Metalhead2000yeah but now your pulling a bike up also.
Let’s add to this.
Let’s see you go downhill. Does this bike even have brakes!?
@@ManchesterUtdFanthink you're expected to use your balls. Not a great design.
"There's mud on the road, let me stick my feet right on it"
How do we make the most efficient form of transportation less efficient?
-Some German engineer
“your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
It's all fun and games until somebody gets eaten by a T-Rex.
The only thing i'd want to encounter on this thing is an Ihopetheyneversaurus.@@SmallSpoonBrigade
@@SmallSpoonBrigade I like going places with a skateboard rather than this... at least I could ditch the board and jump to safety if I need to.
And easier to carry around where you can't ride a skateboard. Not to mention more energy efficient and less anxiety inducing.
Jurassic bicycle.
Rumor has it that just now, German engineers are also working on the worlds first seatless chair
Perhaps a rungless ladder next.
rumor said the engineer does'nt have any chair in his home.. even in toilet.. imagine how he poop.. 😂😂
It already exist. Has for a long time
😂😂😂 major breakthrough
They were called birthing chairs hundreds of years ago lol
Can we get a wheel-less bicycle next????
"If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike"
*Bet.*
A resolution to a nonexistent problem
Yup like communism.
@@AntilleanConfederationmore like reinventing the wheel… you took it a little far..
@@AntilleanConfederation Dude just had to bring politics into a bike video
@@rizizum sorry to trigger you Karly Marx
@@double_joseph327 are you a communist
The true cost is your self esteem as you willingly go out in public riding it, or rather have it ride you
😂😂😂
I remember how people ridiculed cyclists over a century ago exactly in the same way.
😂😂
@@brexitgreensYou must be quite old then
@@miguelpereira9859 Look into these eyes. They have seen things that you, people, wouldn't believe.
This is an awesome training tool for long distance marathon runners on flat back roads.
🏃🏻♀️💨♥️😍
It looks like a torture device. Surely your neck is gonna ache after being in that position for more than about 30 seconds?
"Mommy, I want to look like a jackass"
Lmfao
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When your solution needs a problem 😂
Just imagine 😂
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@amitranaware9356then get a normal bike?
If a harness was comfortable, wouldn't we have those hanging from the ceiling at home instead of chairs and well-padded sofas?
And then you get the speed wobbles going down a particularly steep hill, and realize that you can't just slow yourself down with your legs because they're not designed to absorb the kind of shock a traditional bike is designed to, and you can't bail in soft grass on the side of the road or someone's yard because you're literally strapped to a vehicle that has locked and suspended your core and upper body in a way that can't be adjusted unless you take your hands off of the bars and unclip the various tethers around your chest and waist, and allow the bike to literally roll over you as you fall into the gap between the wheels.
Sounds like a great time.
The bike does have brakes tho
@@miguelpereira9859 You're still strapped to it though. Imagine you're about to crash and you feel like you still have time to bail into soft grass on the side of the road, but then you realize you literally can't move because you're strapped to the thing that's about to crash. Having brakes is good, but it won't save you in the worst scenarios.
What would make this at least somewhat safer is if there was at least some kind of "ribcage" coming off of the back "spine" of the bike that shielded you in case you fell over, with enough space to get out of it quickly. A quick release mechanism would be great too, but again, with this design you have to drop straight down instead of being able to jump off and to the side.
Finally the Flintstones bicycle.
😂😂😂
Fred Flintstone patent copyright breached...
They found my bike! Dinosaur 🦕
Ride it up hill
They already have something like that in Africa, it's called a chukudu.
the only bike I can draw from memory
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
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You forgot to mention that it also makes you look like a complete fool in public
For the low cost of 1,000€, and your remaining dignity, you too can have one.
This is the equivalent of strapping a pencil to your index finger to write with
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Hey that worked great in elementary school
Why would you say that? You severely wron for saying that.
@@cakeandicecream1582 why not just rollerblade😂
@@BigGleemRecords is that the best you got? Come on, let’s hear what else you got.
Me: I wonder why my back hurts so much
My sitting posture:
You're hanging not sitting. It actually would be better for your back and tailbone. 🤷♀️
You’re strapped to an adult baby jumper with your back hunched against a metal bar, yeah real comfortable. You can’t stretch your back.
How about the proverb: “don’t rediscover the bicycle” ?
This is great for flat surfaces. Kinda looks easier. But going uphill will be a nightmare.
My man reinvented a skateboard but added more embarassment.
This looks way more fun than bike. I doubt the more ergonomic claim, but if it is, then I ll get one given its ever going to be cheap as bikes
@@nodell8729no you’re not stfu
Gonna look like a clown riding that outside 😂😂😂
What??? How dare you compare skateboard with this ?
Skateboard is one of the best board sports if not the best and most popular, tell me you are ignorant without saying you are ignorant 🤡
"ergonomic and comfortable" were not the first two words that came to mind
mine were "wedgie" and "vehicle"
@@freehand.underhand lol
That one southpark episode
@@freehand.underhand😂🤝
I'm pretty sure we all saw that man's crotch wedgie. If that is comfortable, then I'm concerned about what the narrator considers uncomfortable.
My bike isn’t that weird
Bros bike:
Germany has a uh, history... of designing fantastic machines.
Skooma is a hell of a drug
😮 a man of culture I see. Well met traveler.
Khajiit has wares if you have the coin.
Sweet moon sugar
Skooma nuts LMAOOOOOOOO goteem
Hahahah spat out my water!
Five point system: 3 on your balls, 2 on your shoulders
and 0 on IQ
Lol
That how I look when I push the cart at Walmart and I lean over it and it feels like I’m flying
I dont think you could beat me on my bike with that.
A perfect example of just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
This thing is the most unsafe thing out there. It leaves the head vulnerable while the person is strapped. Some ppl threw safety out the door with this thing. Traditional bikes are safer in that a person can jump off it in case of any horrendous situation arises. This thing makes one be trapped.
@@jdos5643Damn, u rigth
Ok cyberbully
the laugh is worth it tho
Huge safety hazard, no chance of bailing. Plus if you hit a tree branch that would be headfirst.
This was the very first thing I noticed, I cannot believe more people did not notice this?
I guess there are a lot of people out there that never took any chances or did anything extreme on their bicycles and as such, they have no knowledge of the need to “bail out?!”
Plus the wheels could turn into grizzly bears that would accidentally drown you while they’re hunting for salmon in rivers.
@@turismofoegaming8806 after you spear into a car the bike then splits your rear end
@@kyleg508 You end up with a bicycle tire up your ass and one in your mouth!!!
Lol
I'm not sure I would ever want to bail on a bicycle. I would most likely want to either avoid impact or maybe turn into the impact, but just jumping off a moving bike on concrete or asphalt sounds like something I would be unlikely to do.
Might be more comfortable but definitely not easier to steer than a regular bike and if you go down a hill and fall you’ll get completely folded 😂
looks so much more dangerous than actual bike , especially if crash into something with no helmet