The joke about the military making racial jokes and laughing had me dying cuz my ex dude in the Army said “we’re not racist. We hate everyone equally” lol. Don’t come for me 😂
it's amazing how relatable these are between different western armies, I was in the Australian army, I've talked heaps with guys from the Kiwi's, the Brits and the Canadians, and i'm sitting here laughing along not even noticing the difference in camo and flag hahah
Although some groups can be arrogant, every military I’ve trained with has been cool asf with our guys, we’re all the same. We just might be on different sides or be in different uniforms, but we’re all just trying to do good by our people 💪🏻
Fun fact I learned about being a Stinger gunner....all the stinger missiles we shoot are from the 80s...so mishaps like that happen quite frequently 😂😂😂
Nikko:do you wanna talk about dead babies Civis: you can’t joke about that Nikko:oh do you wanna talk about my dead friends His dead friends: hell yeah
Oh yeah! Both FMF and sub warefare pins got jammed in my shit! The Capt on the sub did mine. COB tried to get him to stop, but i just hugged him and thanked him. Felt honored. Rah!
We did blood rank back before the velcro. And not just once, the whole platoon got a shot. Same with Air Assault, anyone with the Bullwinkle badge got ya!!
I’m a mechanic that wakes up at 5 am to go to work by 6 and work on cop cars, they destroy them where I’m at and I still gotta either fix them or we keep them and somehow get a new one and Frankenstein the crashed car
When I got my jump wings, I had that slammed and pinned into my chest, by a black hat. We called it blood wings, but surprisingly it didn’t hurt that bad and was little blood.
so I have a buddy who after graduation from marine corps boot camp ended up getting the "yellow footprints" that you stand on during receiving tattooed on his chest.
I heard from somebody that if you are injured and medics are working on you and they are causing pain by treating you (like packing a wound) then you'll be fine.
Broooo, RIP all the inspection, phase cards, and maintenance done to those birds cause all that just got undone by that AFFF 6:52 wing Commander gonna be pissed! 🤣😭💀
Tbh I have anxiety and depression, I joke about my stuff all the time sometimes people ask if I'm okay and I have to be like yeah that's just me. I joke and own my own stuff 😂😂
Oh the blood rank. Still remember my first time for E-4 but the second time was worse because I was in the same command. Top and the CSM pinned me and made sure I never lost that shit again, my squad leader had to pull the pins out with Gerber and bring me a new uniform.😅
Dude i didnt join military but i understand the dark humor aspect, via training law enforcement, most people don't realize humor is a way to cope XD and it's glorious.
Honestly on the last clip i prefer to get it slapped. When i got my air assault wings, he just went sloooow and that shit was worst than a slap, but at the end it felt good!!!!
5:44 for the Army sure, not in the Corps. I called a staff sargeant sarge one time on accident, my mind decided it wanted to be in fucking lala land, I felt my soul leave my body from the boom in his voice.
That whaa whaa would've made me spit a drink if i had one in my mouth unless i was in the navy cause we know that they aint spitting shit out. Because that was the funniest shit i have heard today
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Did that Marine go to hard?! lmao
hi
Marines always go too hard 😂
Nah
Too hard
No
The joke about the military making racial jokes and laughing had me dying cuz my ex dude in the Army said “we’re not racist. We hate everyone equally” lol. Don’t come for me 😂
This makes perfect sense 😂
It’s facts! We’re just a happy ball of equal hate 🥹🤣
@@nikkoortiz I was raised in an Army family so I feel it 100%😂 I’ve heard it all lmao
im not racist if i hate everyone equally
_steals the nuclear codes and destroys the planet_
You’re not wrong
the “what isn’t alowed here? Racism? why? theyre people now” is what is bringing me to join
Crazy bro
Nikko screaming “war crimes let’s gooo!!” Had me on the floor 🤣
Idk what he was referring to saying it was illegal. Lol
whats the song at 2:43?@@CaughtSlackin_
Clear by fire homie
I assume someone took a potshot at doc.
Nikko talking about terrible treatment, "It's Team building sorry you don't know about that" fuxing savage 🤣😂🤣😂
I'm a Veteran Airman, and I absolutely love everything you do. The racist jokes are 100% real, no matter the branch.
Real & funny AF. 😂
I’m in the civil air patrol and last night I was promoted to senior airman
He said war crimes and I went "WARRRR! CRIMESSS! YEAAAHH!"
👍🏽👍🏽
It's not a war crime if it's not your sword
MGR ref
The "DOWN HERE WITH ME, MOTHERFUCKER" was the best
it's amazing how relatable these are between different western armies, I was in the Australian army, I've talked heaps with guys from the Kiwi's, the Brits and the Canadians, and i'm sitting here laughing along not even noticing the difference in camo and flag hahah
Although some groups can be arrogant, every military I’ve trained with has been cool asf with our guys, we’re all the same. We just might be on different sides or be in different uniforms, but we’re all just trying to do good by our people 💪🏻
It’s a good day when Nikko posts
Facts
yes sirrr
How did anyone keep a straight face with that Master Sergeant joke 🤣🤣
“Their people now” had me rolling 😭
Whose people?
@@ronjones-6977as in “they are considered people now” 😂 (it’s a joke about slavery)
they are people?
I'm not in the military, but THIS SHIT SLAPS. I relate, and I don't know why.
bro, when he said "God damn it bro, my mom is here." I absolutely lost it!
Fun fact I learned about being a Stinger gunner....all the stinger missiles we shoot are from the 80s...so mishaps like that happen quite frequently 😂😂😂
Nikko:do you wanna talk about dead babies
Civis: you can’t joke about that
Nikko:oh do you wanna talk about my dead friends
His dead friends: hell yeah
That's a serious wave on that Navy guys head. THAT should've been his flex.
Oh yeah! Both FMF and sub warefare pins got jammed in my shit! The Capt on the sub did mine. COB tried to get him to stop, but i just hugged him and thanked him. Felt honored. Rah!
4:52... well my mind went straight to the kid rattling a sippy cup across the bars like some kinda derpy convict from the 1920s...
Love these videos! Makes my day better! Thank you for the laughs! 💯
You could get away with Military humor around me I love that
We did blood rank back before the velcro. And not just once, the whole platoon got a shot. Same with Air Assault, anyone with the Bullwinkle badge got ya!!
I agree with the bloodwings I carried that pin with me until 2018 still remember who put it in his name was Jeff Henry
I’m a mechanic that wakes up at 5 am to go to work by 6 and work on cop cars, they destroy them where I’m at and I still gotta either fix them or we keep them and somehow get a new one and Frankenstein the crashed car
We can’t get enough fails 😂 always enjoyable ❤ you the bestest
"War crimes let's go!!! That's illegal :D" new favorite quote
That wah wah was killing me
Wamp wamp
Nikko is so rad explaining blood wings great work man.
My LPO did that shit to me and it was the best feeling I could have on a ship on deployment
Yeah getting blood wings from Airborne, Free Fall, and Parachute Rigger school was hella fun 😂
I love Yusha's content so much lmao that segment always has me in stitches.
That "they are people now" got me
Like my dad always says "it's not a war crime if it's the first time'
Yes, that is so funny. That joke is so good bro.
That Marine definitely went hard.
This is the best one so far by alot
Love that youtube Ad transition from tank fire in Nikko's video to Artillery fire in what ever Lilith Warpath game is being shown. Was pretty funny.
That first video was definitely their first time going at it and at least when I was in the first round was stopped when someone was knocked over
Nothin but love for you. Crazy duck.
bruh i just spit out my vodka with the Military humor slips with your civilian friends. MY 1 civilian friend thought it as hilarious
Dark humor makes the world better🤷🏼♀️
darker the better
Military humor is the best.
When I got my jump wings, I had that slammed and pinned into my chest, by a black hat. We called it blood wings, but surprisingly it didn’t hurt that bad and was little blood.
how to deal extra emotional damage to new recruits: 5:50
A common conversation with someone that hasn’t served:
Then: “didn’t you find that offensive”
Me: “No, that shit was hilarious”
so I have a buddy who after graduation from marine corps boot camp ended up getting the "yellow footprints" that you stand on during receiving tattooed on his chest.
2:18 bro was hauling ASS, nothing is stopping that man
I’m so glad I went to bootcamp in the summer for Coast guard after the meme at 4:00
Inspections would have been…. Rough
My friend told me this one "why are dead baby jokes so funny?"......."they never get old" (if You're not getting it dead baby's dont get old)
I heard from somebody that if you are injured and medics are working on you and they are causing pain by treating you (like packing a wound) then you'll be fine.
Broooo, RIP all the inspection, phase cards, and maintenance done to those birds cause all that just got undone by that AFFF 6:52 wing Commander gonna be pissed! 🤣😭💀
War crimes, let’s go😂😂😂😅 this guy gets funnier everyday, I cannot even.
Finally, a win for Navy on Nikko's channel...then a minute later 😂
I still get random leg cramps from when I got my Blood Stripes…..like 12 years ago…
I love the military tiktoks and gunfails they're so funny.
2:45 “ WARRRRR CRIMESSSS LETTSSS GOOO” -Serbian
LETS GO
YEAHHHH!@@William43275
Yt be like “yo you cant show that it’s actually war footage” and you just go “NUH UH”
As a civlilian I live my vets friend's humor 😂
Tbh I have anxiety and depression, I joke about my stuff all the time sometimes people ask if I'm okay and I have to be like yeah that's just me. I joke and own my own stuff 😂😂
The drill sergeant that fell was at my basic. Yeah. His was pissed and took it out on us. Lmao
Wow 😂
😳😳😳
Oh the blood rank. Still remember my first time for E-4 but the second time was worse because I was in the same command. Top and the CSM pinned me and made sure I never lost that shit again, my squad leader had to pull the pins out with Gerber and bring me a new uniform.😅
1:02 🤣🤣🤣
Fucking love seeing the military for stuff like this.
So good 😂
"INSTINCT!" the most badass speech in bleach
The flooding at 6:55 isn't a real ship. Looked like battle stations (simulated training session) at Great Lakes.
Bro you’re a vibe 😂
"I GOT SOME GOOD ONES" Bubba, I AM SOBBIIING!😂💀😂
You make the best Airsoft and military videos I love them
Agreed! Which fail was your favourite? 😅
Honestly, I think my humor is already so messed up, not even needing to be in the military or army😂
Dude i didnt join military but i understand the dark humor aspect, via training law enforcement, most people don't realize humor is a way to cope XD and it's glorious.
Bro I’m not even 15 and I have this damn humor😂😂😂 idk if it’s just my generation or cause I’m a teenager but I love it😂😂😂😂
I'm 17 and it's the same way. You get used to it. Just stay away from softies.
15 same humor
14😂
15
It’s the CoD lobby humor
Have a great successful day boss! I will watch this after work yo
Yes! Mid week pick me up 🙌
being slapped in the chest is like being a family member
That is exactly what we do with patients who refuse treatment. Here are your AMA papers, bye!!
Honestly on the last clip i prefer to get it slapped. When i got my air assault wings, he just went sloooow and that shit was worst than a slap, but at the end it felt good!!!!
Dude ur the best TH-camr ever
5:44 for the Army sure, not in the Corps. I called a staff sargeant sarge one time on accident, my mind decided it wanted to be in fucking lala land, I felt my soul leave my body from the boom in his voice.
I was so bored until I got a notification a new vid came out! 😂
Perfect timing 😂
man firefighters are just like this so like any military branch joke i laugh at
I’m a civilian and the “wah wah” got me dead bro
That marine jacked her up
That whaa whaa would've made me spit a drink if i had one in my mouth unless i was in the navy cause we know that they aint spitting shit out. Because that was the funniest shit i have heard today
Nikko never fails to make me laugh 😂
The joke when the guy was doing the push ups got me 😂 ayy ya ya ii
The video and you are really funny
Absolutely hilarious
7:55 CYANOCOBALAMIN (VITAMIN B-12) its red ! But thats a-lot so my guess is it has some other clear vitamins ins as well as saline, possibly dextrose.
I watched a dude get falcon punched in the solar plexus during a promotion ceremony... good stuff.
Less go! Love the military fails!
Poor Marine he went completely DOWN!
the good ole days
In the blue corner we have the door in the red corner we have the marine 3 2 1 fight
😆😆😵😵
5:24 the waa waa to the soldier joke with civilians is so fucking funny😂
0:42 me coming home after a long day and/or drunk
Nikko Love the videos Came so far from the first stream room love the content keep it it Nikko
"NO FULL AUTO IN BULD-!!"
Marine: "hehe, raah-" *BRRRRRRR*
Anyway, I love your videos. Keep up the good work.
Brooo DROPPED'em lmao
If you lower the IV bag below the heart, blood will back flow into the bag…
Can we talk about the fact that the subscribe button literally glows after he tells you to subscribe? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, that's funny and I'm a civilian with DARK humor. My military buddies got me on the right path 🤘
You would TOTALLY go down with the ship Niko...what are you talking about?! You F'n HATE sharks !!!