If you watch the gunner on the back of the truck, you'll see that his name is Longest Dong of the. The game actually cut if off because the full thing is Longest Dong of them All.
11:25 is when I really lost it. The image of Nano casually closing the door after murdering four people when he bumps his first victim who’s still barely clinging to life and utters a grunt of pain as the door hits him in the ankle and then Nano just puts a round into his back and moves on muttering about how rude people can be. It destroyed my sides lmao
I just shoot them in the face because the only thing terrorists deserve is more pain but I let security stay alive for as long a they can cuz I feel bad
My god they've done a good job with this game..! I am seriously impressed with the quality shown in this video alone. Graphics and physics are honestly better than what I've seen of Battlefield. There's so much detail. The fire and explosions alone look the best out of any game I've seen in recent years. Allot of work has gone into this game. When compared with Battlefield 5, in every way, this game seems to do everything that DICE and EA didn't. I've sadly even stopped watching some of what used to be my favourite creators, because I'm just not interested in BF5 In the slightest. A very well done for this game x
@@squintohighlights Squad actually does a pretty damn good job with allot of its graphics I think. The explosions are more fitting to its own overall graphical style.
It (Sandstorm) comes with a severe lack of content. Only 6ish maps that are all pretty much the same and 3 game modes for multiplayer and 1 for coop. Not to mention its buggier than fly soup and optimized badly.
I watched a local house clearing simulation and one officer was trampled by his teammates because he tripped. They will realistically do it in combat too.
@@niqsy6116 if you talk about older games, expect for an almost mandatory graphics downgrade. But in terms of action and inmersion, Rising Storm, Red Orchestra, Insurgency 2 (the previous to this one) and Verdun seemed fairly inmersive. Those are just vague examples; my point is that most modern mainstream shooters aim for a more arcadey style that's anything but realistic.
11:12 When the store is closed and lights are off but you forgot to lock the front door and a customer literally forces your automatic doors open to get in. It's happened
Yeah that part had my tripping, haven't played Sandstorm but I have played the original and if you are that exposed and only shooting back with Mosins they should've been dead after about 1/2 a second.
5:31 That looked so fucking cool, I havent seen anything like this in other first person shooters (fpv ragdolling from grenade blast facing forward + slight tunnel vision to make it even better) is this scripted or something?
They didnt portrayed women in the right place. War doesnt give a total shet about your feelings. That is why veterans experience PTSD. Cuz War doesnt give a damn about yow feelings.
10:25 "Uh-oh" reminds me of when a maintenance guy in one of our missile silos dropped a cap down the silo and it bounced off the clamp and pierced the oxidizer tank, the first thing he said was "Uh-oh" and the oxidizer filled the silo and crushed the fuel tank, causing it to rupture and ignite, exploding the LGM-25C Titan II nuclear ICBM armed with a W-53 9 megaton nuclear warhead in the silo, flinging said warhead a few miles into a ditch.
Fun fact, broken arrow seems to be a commonly misused term. It technically means a nuclear incident that CAN NOT lead to a risk of war. So it has nothing to do with how it was used here.
If you hear the A10...you were not the target.
That's the best haha
@@MartianV2GG kinky
@Michael Flores yes you will be included
What the fuck did i just find
MartianV2 also me?
@@samuelz2214 you want in? 😉
Holy shit that engagement in the end tho that 50 Cal just mowing enemies in the background,explosions, everything
Man this game is PTSD inducing
If you watch the gunner on the back of the truck, you'll see that his name is Longest Dong of the. The game actually cut if off because the full thing is Longest Dong of them All.
Welcome to Insurgency. Grab your gun and pray for your bloody life.
And pray that the enemy doesnt have a good sniper. Or anyone with an rocket launcher.
yeah that shit was intense lol
War... War never changes.
lol) Im from Russia, so I can tanslate this for you 8:24
Guy: Can you hear me? (Mic check)
Nano: Perfect, comrad
Guy: wow, really perfect?
LOL
Lolol
Now I need to delete my comment
Haha, этож надо так чётко пёрнуть
ага, вот ты где!!
2:54 Hey, you. You're finally awake.
11:25 is when I really lost it.
The image of Nano casually closing the door after murdering four people when he bumps his first victim who’s still barely clinging to life and utters a grunt of pain as the door hits him in the ankle and then Nano just puts a round into his back and moves on muttering about how rude people can be.
It destroyed my sides lmao
anchor shot's
Except the guy's dead and he doesn't utter a grunt of pain
GalowHeLL The Đoge listen to it a second time, this time listen for the grunt. Nano shoots him right after the grunt.
@@markmonoton6224 Players
I just shoot them in the face because the only thing terrorists deserve is more pain but I let security stay alive for as long a they can cuz I feel bad
Epic as always lol
KKK means kool kids klub bruh
How does this not have more likes?
@@Patrick-sp7wu yeah me and my bois goes around the school saying that er are kkk lmao
Another matsimus sighting
Nice. Matt was here
my forehead is average :(
TheBosnian just a bit more average than others
We believe ye mate
The bigger side of average.
Ur right its the avrage size of some habitable planets.
Imas brate veliko celo
9:25 blew my mind how well this game is replicating the A-10's sound
A-10 go brrrrrrrrtt
My god they've done a good job with this game..! I am seriously impressed with the quality shown in this video alone. Graphics and physics are honestly better than what I've seen of Battlefield. There's so much detail. The fire and explosions alone look the best out of any game I've seen in recent years. Allot of work has gone into this game. When compared with Battlefield 5, in every way, this game seems to do everything that DICE and EA didn't. I've sadly even stopped watching some of what used to be my favourite creators, because I'm just not interested in BF5 In the slightest.
A very well done for this game x
J DAWSON you need to check out squad for explosions...
Yeah man I'm so so hyped with the possibility to come out for consoles, even with shitty controls and performance I would have tons of fun with it.
@@squintohighlights Squad actually does a pretty damn good job with allot of its graphics I think. The explosions are more fitting to its own overall graphical style.
It (Sandstorm) comes with a severe lack of content. Only 6ish maps that are all pretty much the same and 3 game modes for multiplayer and 1 for coop. Not to mention its buggier than fly soup and optimized badly.
How much harder is it to run Sandstorm compared to insurgency
9:27 "Democracy noises".. lmao.. i love u nano
For urban ops not stoping in the door way is a real thing, my sgts called the the death funnel, cause when that door opens everyone’s shooting at it.
Yep, life expectancy of the meat bag always drops when walking through a door
Yup never stop in a fatal funnel.
I watched a local house clearing simulation and one officer was trampled by his teammates because he tripped. They will realistically do it in combat too.
@Stale Bagelz at least he's not in direct line of fire
7:33
Nano: *Fires M203*
Insurgent: EUUUAUUGHAUUUGH
12:22 That scene felt like a Cinema Action Movie XD
Ikr?! It look so intense
Heck yeah. Not many modern shooters can feel like that these days
@@arnaldotablante1302 but can you feel the intense I'm the past? Is there any game that has better graphic and psychic in the past?
@@niqsy6116 if you talk about older games, expect for an almost mandatory graphics downgrade. But in terms of action and inmersion, Rising Storm, Red Orchestra, Insurgency 2 (the previous to this one) and Verdun seemed fairly inmersive. Those are just vague examples; my point is that most modern mainstream shooters aim for a more arcadey style that's anything but realistic.
That's looks so sick, something got I wish I got more from MW.
6:52 "We're going to use the power of friendship to defeat you!"
*fires 7 rounds point blank range*
Nobody:
Every MLP:FIM season finale: 6:49
Eh no difference to me
With 3 easy payments of infantry life, war crimes not included
6:19 ‘Makarov’ in Chinese accent...
How is that chinese at all
Can confirm, I’m chinese and it’s definitely a Chinese. If the Makarov isn’t very clear the “rush B” part is definitely a chinese accent.
Makarov the name of the Pistol in russian
I think makarov is the main antagonist in cod mw 2009, the "remember, no russian"
How Nano did not hear that? Obviously, he said "Walther PPK" in a 9mm Makarov cartridge, right? Then Rushbee or sth alike...
It's ironic that you and Soviet womble have a similar upload schedule.
sovietwomble's upload schedule is worse
Yeah like 4 months
Can I add Fitz here too ???
Sovietwomble, nano, and fritz have the same editing style. Which is quite ironic knowing that they basicly share the same stupidity
how is any of this ironic
11:12
When the store is closed and lights are off but you forgot to lock the front door and a customer literally forces your automatic doors open to get in.
It's happened
I hate that shit
WORLD POLICE OPEN UP *breachs room with m249 and shoot team mate
This litterally killed me 😂
had it not been for that door that blocked his fire he would've just lit him up lol
4:48 the next 20 seconds is everything
The previous Insurgency was the greatest game for a cheap price
I seriously thinks Sandstorm is better, i was bored of the first in 4 hours
@@sacrieur7899 Og one is much slower pace because it feels more tense
@@JstaFriskyHusky i played the shit out of the first one but sandstorm is definitely more 'intense'.
@@lastword8783 It's more intense yes but the first one I just felt more tense up
Both games play similarly. The only difference in gameplay is the added commander and vehicles. Ambush in insurgency is the shit.
"We will use the power of friendship to defeat you." Especially with the power of a 7.62x39 LOL
Friendship is nickname of this gun.
Who would win?
A whole squad of special forces with M4A1automatic rifles
Or
Two Moist Nugget bois
Rio Grande do Sul Ball If the nugget boys have rpgs then the special forces are probably fucked
Rio Grande do Sul Ball If the nugget boys have rpgs then the special forces are probably fucked
A M4A1 is just a rifle the 249 is the only automatic rifle in a fireteam.
@@d.o.p.echart9483 Nano is shooting in short bursts to save ammo, but is certainly full auto
Yeah that part had my tripping, haven't played Sandstorm but I have played the original and if you are that exposed and only shooting back with Mosins they should've been dead after about 1/2 a second.
10:55 "somebody's calling you" hahaha!
clearly deaths Calling XD
5:04 صليل الصوارم 😂
Dude.. he looks good
اي😂
😂💔
5:44 "RUSH B"
Nano = Life. Life = Nano. I have figured out the meaning of life!
3:15-3:50 Times have changed and the Place for PTSD Symulator 2019 goes somehow not to Squad but instead to Insurgentcy:Sandstorm
1:45 "Impressed in portuguese"? I'm a native Portuguese speaker and even I couldn't got that kkkkk "Aaash"?
Eu também n. KKK n da nem pra entender o que ele fala
Sim kkkkkk
Deve ser OXE! kkkkk
eu nao tendi nda kkkkkkkkk
He also said something in Spanish, but it kinda sounded more like portuguese
This is the first video I watched from your channel. I've enjoyed your humor ever since.
Thank you for making this video.
3:48
Well he literally had the last laugh
2:35 Feels like from those American Revolution times
4:57 he’s actually singing the national anthem of PRC lol
ROC>
Shoots dude point blank in the back of the head
Nano: "oh no, was that me?"
3:15
"I haven't died yet" *grenade rolls past*
13:19 when he said that I thought that it would be really funny if he said broken arrow 2x afterwards, and Nano did not disappoint.
1:56 awwww he said his first words in Spanish, "Fuego en el aguyero" hahah I love you man, greetings from Venezuela.
"FUEGO EN EL AGUJERO" - Nano, 2019
That was a good try lol
6:58-7:12 what a cutscene
2:06 omg that looks so good
I love how you always relate to the human flesh on the ground 😂
I just want to point out that, at the end, Ray called in a Apache before his death possibly saving Nano's life.
12:17 Nano: Am I doing this right Ray? I haven't died yet though.
*Ray stayed speechless"
13:35 heartbroken moment
When ur bestfriend sleep when he got shot
@@niqsy6116 you made no sense bro
“is that bosnian? i can’t see his forehead” *looks at forehead* “yep that’s bosnian” had me laughing my ass off for a while lmao
0:59 how does it feel to be an American
How it feels to chew 5-gum
If dant ain't merican, I dunno what is?
>wants to say something in Spanish
>pronounces J as Y
hold on I got an RPG... dies
1:47 SHIT Nano is portuguese?!
now i'm really proud of being portuguese
Eu não entendi oq ele tinha dito
Eu ouvi ASHHHH
11:44 "Hold on i got an RPG" LOL
And he explodes this his comrade.
This is gold content. Also deaths in this area brutal realistic and fantastic
I just bought this game today because of you, you make it look so good lol
lol it gets funny sometimes but it is hard
Ya know, sometimes they laugh so hard at so much Carnage to keep themselves from screaming, "The horror... THE HORROR!!!"
1:58 thanks for the subttitles. How spaniard i heard " fuego en el abuyero". But not bad, not bad at all.
This is the best video you've put out. So damn funny. The stars were aligned on this footage Hahaha!
2:29 "...EdWAAAGHH!!!"
Filthy n'wah
"if you hear the A-10 you were not the target" not yet nano, not yet...
Shit dude that "fueggo en el aguyerrow" made my day xdxdxdxdxd
Greetings from Spain **insert toros, flamenco ole ole postcard here*
Nano: swears but doesn't censor
Fans: Wait that's illegal
“Ray? Am I doing this right? I haven’t died yet”
*dead Ray*
Hey Nano I just happened to find your channel today and cannot stop watching it. Great videos man, keep it up!
Your videos never disappoint 😂
Fuego en il aguyero Jajsjasjjajsajsj very good spanish nano
THAT WAS FUKING AMAZING!!!
Nano: shoots in a line at enemy with Mossins.
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
0:50 hello sir here’s your package *allah ackbar*
BESMELAH!
haha how funny and original
AC x M thanks
Im sorry, you meant *Aloha Snackbar*
0:48 *
One of your best videos imo. We need a lot more of this
06:28 lmaoooo
I like how you called a broken arrow and only 1 helicopter came 😂
5:31 That looked so fucking cool, I havent seen anything like this in other first person shooters (fpv ragdolling from grenade blast facing forward + slight tunnel vision to make it even better)
is this scripted or something?
Not scripted. Physics system at work.
Boss : Okay so how do you get impressed in portuguese?
Nano: Ass
Boss : You're hired.
I miss the truck insertion, the took it out a while back, along with some other cool early features
That end clip with the technical is the chaotic life of Nano
0:44 and Nano has PTSD again
wow finally I can see NANO play sandstorm cuz so many fun moments you can find in a round although most times it’s raining blood ,arms and legs😌
0:14 Run!!!!
I love those moments. Especially when playing with people who get all panicky and you are just calmly there
If you hear the A-10, you were not the target. That took me back. I'm an old Desert Storm vet and we used to say similar things. BRRRRRRRRRRTTT. lol
This is why I love this game better than BFV
Juben Domli Balandra are you really comparing two different companies 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
It doesnt matter, this game is better.
To be honest anything is better than BFV at this point.
You must hate women... how could you
They didnt portrayed women in the right place. War doesnt give a total shet about your feelings.
That is why veterans experience PTSD.
Cuz War doesnt give a damn about yow feelings.
10:25 "Uh-oh" reminds me of when a maintenance guy in one of our missile silos dropped a cap down the silo and it bounced off the clamp and pierced the oxidizer tank, the first thing he said was "Uh-oh" and the oxidizer filled the silo and crushed the fuel tank, causing it to rupture and ignite, exploding the LGM-25C Titan II nuclear ICBM armed with a W-53 9 megaton nuclear warhead in the silo, flinging said warhead a few miles into a ditch.
Imagine looking at the guys next to you and saying UH OH and it just blows up because you dropped a cap. Sounds like something I'd do.
Idk why but when i heard the A-10 i screamed "YEEEAAAHHHH" out loud.
That spectacular sound design show off at 13:31. Wow, this game is incredible. Kudos to the devs.
“Believe in mother Russia believe in mother Russia.”
*GETS ANNIHILATED BY FREEDOM*
Damn, NANO knows how to cook with C-4. Awesome thanks NANO.
I think Nano should try Red Orchestra 2, if he didn’t tried it already.
Or rising storm 2
What’s the playerbase like
“If you hear the A-10, you were not the target”
Daammmnn! 😭😆😆
Nano.....
*ARE YOU A SAINT???*
Fun fact, broken arrow seems to be a commonly misused term. It technically means a nuclear incident that CAN NOT lead to a risk of war. So it has nothing to do with how it was used here.
"За матушку Россию, товарищ. УРА-А-А-А!!11"
That feeling when you pretend to be a lousy shot then 180 no-scope a fool. I think it's great that you give them a chance.
2:49 sounds like woody laughing
was expecting a 6:49 joke but ok
Not even a minute in and Nano experiences intense PTSD and then death.
0:18-0:25 min that's how running should look in a shooter game!!!! 😮
xxweeman92 true that! What game is that by the way?
@@Bornwater I have no clue man it looks so real!
It's Squad.
It’s a scripted Squad scene.
Broken Arrow! Broken Arrow! Ray get up dude! Scene right out of a movie lmao
Can we sign a petition to get this game renamed PTSD simulator
You should do more of insurgency sandstorm
4:58 People Republic China national anthem
Oh yes it is lol
yup it is🙄
Thank god there still more of youtuber gamer that has quality content and i thank you personally
Thank you
PS i subscribe to you
*Impressed in Brazillian*
Brazillian ain't a language. Hopefully Bolsonaro will actually concentrate on your schools.
COME TO BRAZIL
Dude that cell phone sound freaks me the fuck out, gives me the same "OH SHIT" feeling as hearing a grenade in Tarkov
holy SHIT is that the new PTSD simulator or what
installing now