Finally a Darth Jar Jar Story that isn't completely crack! I really enjoyed this tho I really would love to hear more about what's going on in the minds of Anni & co upon finding out about his true identity
I'd love a what if series with darth jar jar being the true mastermind that was darth sidious's master. It would of been cool to see the twist if they would of went through with it in the prequels.
As much as I enjoyed the prequels (and Clone Wars) and Count Dooku, I think I would ahve genuinely event traded in Christopher Lee's performance had they (as it is now implied) they actually gone down the route of Darth Jar Jar. The moment of the reveal could have been as shocking as, well, Vader's in Empire. I would have been completely taken in and thus would have genuinely applauded it. (I think of the reveal of the Master - actually, on more than one occasion - in Doctor Who as to how strong it could have been.) I think this is also the first time I've seen it treated with a genuniely straight face.
Think about it this way: When we first met Yoda, he acted like some annoying, stupid little swamp hermit until he revealed it all to be a ruse to hide his true nature. Now imagine if Yoda did that for an entire movie instead of just the first five minutes that we knew him. The prequels were meant to reflect the sequels, and when we meet Jar Jar, he's... some annoying, stupid little swamp hermit. But then he keeps that act up for the next two hours. Darth Jar Jar was absolutely a thing and George Lucas chickened out after the negative fan reactions. He should have doubled-down instead of pivoting into Count Dooku.
Could we possibly see one of two what if's? 1. What if Padme was force sensitive, but never discovered by the Jedi or Sith? 2. What if the Republic used storm troopers lead by groups of clones (kind of like living protocol droids that are actually competent and effective in battle) for their army during the clone wars?
Well i agree Darth jarjar is and always has been a sith lord thing is he's really more chaotic neutral where as most sith are lawful evil or neutral evil
What if anakin spirit in the world between worlds saved padme by making her a force ghost or new mother if the ones. She could make him help ben solo and others saying you got to help people who are suffering from your past actions. What if anakin was piloting before attack of the clones and sensed ventress fall to the darkside as her master died and took his ship to the planet to investigate. Perhaps starting a romance as they are very similar in their stories. Also what if ahsoka taught ben skywalker as she saw him as history repeating itself. What if anakin was a jedi watchmen or wayfinder. What if anakin went with kenobi to face maul and savage instead of adi gallia. What if anakin fell in love with luminara or your own version of aayla secura romance. What if oppo rancis trained anakin. What if anakin met and fell in love with ventress just before the clone wars just after her masters death. What if anakin became a jedi sentinel like a watchmen or one of those who find younglings. What if evan piel became a mentor or second master to anakin. Or anakin became a healer either before or after his mother death could be related to his friendship with offee or alternatively what if he was trained by tra sa who taught windu and actually did not forbid attachment as shown by her relationship with tholme , they could become like a pseudo parents to anakin and train him away from the temple in azati martial arts and from trasa the living force as she is a plant lady so imagine anakin controlling plant life.
What if darth vader went to darthomir to learn. New suit or perhaps more unique powers. Resurrect talzin maybe. what if Vokara Che became a mentor to anakin as anakin was being treated for bullying and trauma from being a slave. What if anakin fell in love with luminara unduli, serra keto or bultar swan. What if anakin was taught by agen kolar or sasee tin or adi gallia.
What if anakin was found by jedi belonging to another sect like corelia or those nomadic jedi who allow attachment. What if anakin went to dathomir in revenge of the sith to search for ways to save padme. What if yoda decided to swap the masters of ferus olin and anakin. So anakin with siri. Obi with ferus What if ahsoka and anakin crash landed on bendu's planet. Also what if darth vader joined thrawn in meeting the bendu and went on a spiritual journey back to the dust ball tatiotene.
As we know darth vader was a natural engineer and could use mechaguru or whatever so what if he used skill to create nanobots to repair his lungs and burns while also making limbs that could conduct the force to make lightning. This could relate to inquisitor baris as she used nanobots in the bomb and he may remember nanobots and their uses. He could could also conduct experiments diguised as torture to fool sidious, learning to heal wounds, make force sensitive droids/limbs and using nano bots to manipulate mididclorians to strip or enhance the force in individuals. What I was thinking was that he used nanobots to remove scar tissue especially around the lungs and he would be dipped in bacta or bacta would be applied this would allow him breath which means he can meditate more deeply. And for the limbs, it is possible to make material force sensitive and I was thinking he make limbs skeletal looking like in attack of the clones but would then cover the we either grafed flesh from his body or flesh made from his blood and other ingredients like perhaps kyber crystal this would make the force flow from him easier and perhaps with the sith alchemy in the limbs making his force lightning more powerful. Basically an uber vader who is perhaps stronger than full potential anakin.
Jar jar is the 🐍 serpent the draconian ierophant the one who goes with naboo ruins , anakin padme in first time was not romeo and Juliet, it was adan and eve , thats why he said that !
I think Jar Jar would be even more terrifying if he dropped the act and started talking normally as a Sith.
Also would work better if he trained Darth Plagiarist and Palpatine didn't know anything
@@InfernosReaperAh yes, Darth Plagiarist
@@DRDDR8 Yep, Darth Plagiarist the Whys, history's most inquisitive Sith.
@@InfernosReaper *Plagueis & he was supposed to be Sidious' master
@@gonhunter3994 My apologies for not making the wordplay joke more clear.
"Meesa gonna hurtchusa" Dont' fuck with the REAL CHOSEN ONE.
I love how everyone has embraced Darth Jar Jar!
Meesa gonna be so proud of yousa
Finally a Darth Jar Jar Story that isn't completely crack! I really enjoyed this tho I really would love to hear more about what's going on in the minds of Anni & co upon finding out about his true identity
Good call! I like that idea
@@DarthTheorist like I just mentioned, PART TWO THIS STORY!!!
Amni & Co. LLC
Imagine Jarjar being the true Darth Sidious, stealing a good Palpatines body after being griviously wounded in his fight with the Jedi.
B-but ,it exactly happened,he was helping to the rebellion to destroy the palpatine and He is on the Korriban… canon ,Star Wars X 💯
There is no what if , jar jar was always a sith lord
An ambivalent darth jar jar kinda fits the character like him being an oddity even among other sith lords
What do u mean “what if”?
😂
It means if he was a Sith which maybe he is
That Darth Jar Jar voice was perfect.
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Finally a what if worthy of Darth Jar Jar
I'd love a what if series with darth jar jar being the true mastermind that was darth sidious's master. It would of been cool to see the twist if they would of went through with it in the prequels.
Would have, not would of.
Idk how to word this politely so uh, here you go.
This is so cool! You made Jar Jar intimidating, as Darth Jar jar needs to be.
There’s no “what if.” He WAS the Sith master of Palpatine.
I thought that was Darth Plaguies
He is plaguies reincarnated
I bet JarJar was so happy his Palos escaped into exile, it's only fun when your pals are still in the Game
🤪😂
@@DarthTheorist please do a Part two to this, this is possibly the only Sith Lord I fear and I love it!
Yousah gonna make part 2??? Mesa hope so.
Mesa agrees with yousa.
Mesa agrees
Messa love Darth Jar Jar. Hessa bombad Sith. Messa thinking part 2.
He always was.
Been watching you for a few days now. New sub!
Thank you!! Welcome :D
A Darth Jar-Jar video? I'm there!
It's amazing how little actually changes with this
Darth Jar Jar the Ultimate Edge Lord LOL😂 love the story
Darth Jar Jar was always the key to everything in the star wars universe 🤣🔥
JarJar, the good and wholesome Sith
God that Jar Jar voice is so well done
This was great I would be interested in a second part
I never wanted the Sith to win this much ever. I never ever hated Jar Jar Binks.
You see I’m a fan of Silent Comedies and Jackie Chan’s on Screen Antics.
9:38 Oh damn-
Yousa in bgig doodoo
I want an entire series set in this universe
Thank God Padme left with Anakin and the others. Who knows what Darth Jar Jar would do to her.
Actual cannon sith lord
Darth jar jar is the homie you all wish you had deep down. Jar jar is a real one one of the bros.
Great story line. I always loved the Darth Jar Jar idea, and find it better than the canon.
😂😂 that jar jar voice took me off gaurd
So excited for this!!!
I can fucking HEAR the thumbnail and I'm fucking CACKLING🤣🤣🤣🤣
What if Darth Jar Jar ate the world, after Qui Gons Death not wanting to harm Ani so he cant eat the world but Discovers a way to do wich thinG.
Good Idea
Bro has dementia
Hesa,no have dementia yousa, have dementia.@@rotofrim8096
What if the Executor fired on the escape pod containing C3PO and R2-D2.
As much as I enjoyed the prequels (and Clone Wars) and Count Dooku, I think I would ahve genuinely event traded in Christopher Lee's performance had they (as it is now implied) they actually gone down the route of Darth Jar Jar. The moment of the reveal could have been as shocking as, well, Vader's in Empire. I would have been completely taken in and thus would have genuinely applauded it.
(I think of the reveal of the Master - actually, on more than one occasion - in Doctor Who as to how strong it could have been.)
I think this is also the first time I've seen it treated with a genuniely straight face.
Please make a part 2
Think about it this way: When we first met Yoda, he acted like some annoying, stupid little swamp hermit until he revealed it all to be a ruse to hide his true nature. Now imagine if Yoda did that for an entire movie instead of just the first five minutes that we knew him. The prequels were meant to reflect the sequels, and when we meet Jar Jar, he's... some annoying, stupid little swamp hermit. But then he keeps that act up for the next two hours.
Darth Jar Jar was absolutely a thing and George Lucas chickened out after the negative fan reactions. He should have doubled-down instead of pivoting into Count Dooku.
Jar Jar For The Win #HeShootsHeScoresAndTheCrowdGoesWild #MeesaLikeaDissMaybeWeesaBeinFriends
OK, this was a lot of fun. Normally it’s just a ridiculous idea but human managed to make it interesting.
What the prequels should have been 👏👏👏👏👏
This calls for a second part, realy a grat story.
Thank you!!
I was wondering when someone would do this story. Now it was complete
Excellent
What if a darth baine ara sith was suddenly pulled to light side before plagus
Disney: Fine, but make Jar Jar gay for our DEI metrics to square and we'll shoot this.
Man I'd watch the hell out of this. Gay Gungan or not.
#ForTheGodEmperorJarJarBinks
Could we possibly see one of two what if's?
1. What if Padme was force sensitive, but never discovered by the Jedi or Sith?
2. What if the Republic used storm troopers lead by groups of clones (kind of like living protocol droids that are actually competent and effective in battle) for their army during the clone wars?
The *Goofball Warrior* is my favorite Trope in entertainment. I am a very Controversial man especially amongst my own Generation, it’s X by the way.
And it was all started with a briskee early mornin’ munchin’ 😎 #HaveSomeCheeseAndJam #KnowWhatImeanVern
What if *Third Earth* was moved to the *Star Wars* Galaxy during the *Clone Wars?*
Mesa want part 2 please
This isn't a what if scenario. It's cold, hard fact😂
Well i agree Darth jarjar is and always has been a sith lord thing is he's really more chaotic neutral where as most sith are lawful evil or neutral evil
I feel like there should be a fanfic about darth jar jar
Now there is 👀
@@DarthTheorist huh?
@@themodernpromethus5968 This video is the fanfic about darth jar jar.
Waiting for part 2
You betcha betcha
I wonder if Lego Darth jar jar canon
What if *Darth Revan* conquered the *Grey Havens?*
What if ahsoka tano helped grandmaster yoda to train luke skywalker on dagobah and it was she who went to bespin to save luke's friends.
What if anakin spirit in the world between worlds saved padme by making her a force ghost or new mother if the ones. She could make him help ben solo and others saying you got to help people who are suffering from your past actions.
What if anakin was piloting before attack of the clones and sensed ventress fall to the darkside as her master died and took his ship to the planet to investigate. Perhaps starting a romance as they are very similar in their stories.
Also what if ahsoka taught ben skywalker as she saw him as history repeating itself.
What if anakin was a jedi watchmen or wayfinder.
What if anakin went with kenobi to face maul and savage instead of adi gallia.
What if anakin fell in love with luminara or your own version of aayla secura romance.
What if oppo rancis trained anakin.
What if anakin met and fell in love with ventress just before the clone wars just after her masters death.
What if anakin became a jedi sentinel like a watchmen or one of those who find younglings.
What if evan piel became a mentor or second master to anakin.
Or anakin became a healer either before or after his mother death could be related to his friendship with offee or alternatively what if he was trained by tra sa who taught windu and actually did not forbid attachment as shown by her relationship with tholme , they could become like a pseudo parents to anakin and train him away from the temple in azati martial arts and from trasa the living force as she is a plant lady so imagine anakin controlling plant life.
Wouldn’t palpatine be Jedi if jarjar was a Sith Lord ?
What if darth vader went to darthomir to learn. New suit or perhaps more unique powers.
Resurrect talzin maybe.
what if Vokara Che became a mentor to anakin as anakin was being treated for bullying and trauma from being a slave.
What if anakin fell in love with luminara unduli, serra keto or bultar swan.
What if anakin was taught by agen kolar or sasee tin or adi gallia.
What if obi-wan embracing the dark side because of the death of duchess satine
What if *It was Agatha All Along?*
Your implying he wasn't already.
*STAR WARS HAMMER 40K*
What if Steela Gerrera led the Partisans?
Everything would be better.
What if anakin was found by jedi belonging to another sect like corelia or those nomadic jedi who allow attachment.
What if anakin went to dathomir in revenge of the sith to search for ways to save padme.
What if yoda decided to swap the masters of ferus olin and anakin.
So anakin with siri.
Obi with ferus
What if ahsoka and anakin crash landed on bendu's planet. Also what if darth vader joined thrawn in meeting the bendu and went on a spiritual journey back to the dust ball tatiotene.
As we know darth vader was a natural engineer and could use mechaguru or whatever so what if he used skill to create nanobots to repair his lungs and burns while also making limbs that could conduct the force to make lightning. This could relate to inquisitor baris as she used nanobots in the bomb and he may remember nanobots and their uses. He could could also conduct experiments diguised as torture to fool sidious, learning to heal wounds, make force sensitive droids/limbs and using nano bots to manipulate mididclorians to strip or enhance the force in individuals.
What I was thinking was that he used nanobots to remove scar tissue especially around the lungs and he would be dipped in bacta or bacta would be applied this would allow him breath which means he can meditate more deeply. And for the limbs, it is possible to make material force sensitive and I was thinking he make limbs skeletal looking like in attack of the clones but would then cover the we either grafed flesh from his body or flesh made from his blood and other ingredients like perhaps kyber crystal this would make the force flow from him easier and perhaps with the sith alchemy in the limbs making his force lightning more powerful. Basically an uber vader who is perhaps stronger than full potential anakin.
Darth Jar Jar IS real
What do you mean "What if"?
Jar jar is the 🐍 serpent the draconian ierophant the one who goes with naboo ruins , anakin padme in first time was not romeo and Juliet, it was adan and eve , thats why he said that !
What IF???
Booma
You're a bit late to the party!
Fashionably late, one might say 😎
‘What if’??????
First:)
Darth Jar Jar is not Jar Jar Binks, he is Darth Plagueius who essence transfered into the Gungan.
i hate this so much
Killjoy😥
@DarthTheorist Yo 😊🤘!!
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@@DarthTheorist 😎
Please do a part 2