new halloween update dropped and added a crash bandicoot secret level, you can unlock a cheat that lets you play with it in every level so I thought it'd be funny
@@joeyanderson6567 You can get collectible orbs to act as "masks" actually, granting an extra hit for each and temp invincibility if you gain more than 2 stacks.
Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death! *spins* *dies*
description 😐 minos prime: free at last, oh gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel... My gratitude upon thee my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... Is DEATH. v1: *hit *
i am frienfds with this man
no
With Minos Prime?
@@ChainikVlad yes
@@50-frames-of-stick71 cry about it
@@50-frames-of-stick71 *spelling
You thought correctly. That was hilarious.
Minos: "Thy punishment is death!"
V1: *"YEEEET"*
Someone should ask Hakita to make this a legit way to fight like you need to stomp his head 3 times or something.
Fun but too OP
Every boss becoming a crash bandicoot type boss would be awesome
@@schnoig_ fuck it if I had the knowledge or resources I would mod that myself
"oof! ouch! ouch! thy end is n- oof!"
When I P-ranked Minos my last hit was an unintended stomp
mans got kicked so hard he became a door
lmfaoo
LMFAOO
Minos DOOR
p-2 leak
Persona 3 Makoto
JUDGEMENT
*speen*
"And thy punishment... Is DEATH!"
*Minos proceeds to be kicked out of the mortal plane in mere moments*
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
I didn’t deliver death fast enough
I laughed so hard when FP was sent to the shadow realm and Minos just stopped his existence
minos prime could have lived by not challenging the immortal death robot to a duel
Well its not canon in the lore that v1 freed minos but you gotta consider how fucking cool would it be to fight alongside him
He simply wanted to deliver judgment
@@bingusbogort7600 really?
Cus i think it is
This makes you realise how giant minos prime is
Or how absurdly short V1 is lol, they are shorter than the filthy
@@Lucas-yu4bu well v1 was made to be a efficient killer,not to be liked by girls
Idk primos pine is pretty big as well.
@@aarepelaa1142 Bro whos primos pine
@@Hydra-House-Lizard pinos mrime
I’d probably still somehow manage to die in this mode.
Im a tiny bit late but in clash mode if you take any damage you die.
@@joeyanderson6567 You can get collectible orbs to act as "masks" actually, granting an extra hit for each and temp invincibility if you gain more than 2 stacks.
@@supersmily5811
Its actually the colored skulls.
Blue skull is one hit, red skull is 2 hits, and a purple one is temporary invincibility.
@@doverboy1 when playing clash mode outside of the secret level, dual wield and overheal powerups acts like skulls
Bruh either Minos is really damn tall or V1 is a short king
Considering his body in lust. It's both kekw
He literally has nuclear dropkicks, if he's not the definition of a gigachad i dont know who is
both
Wich means that Mirage is a shortstack waifu.
@@Matt-td8xw 🤔nice
I got so disappointed but this was hilarious
i kinda like the timeline where minos prime kills v1 and takes the lust layer over again.
the good ending
@@daddyandmefishingchannel8145 fr
"And thy punishment is death"
*quickly flew into the darkness and turned into a door*
flesh prison: attacks
v1:slap
Minos: attack
v1: slap
ahhhh..... forgive me my children
i could not save you from this wacky colorful world...
WOOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-H-H-H-H-H-H--H-H--HHHHH
You really thought creature of steel killed me with:
+HEADSHOT COMBO X4
+ULTRARICO SHOT X4
+FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
+FISFUL OF DOLLAR?
Minos: THY PUNISHMENT… IS DEATH!
V1: hahaha SPEEEN
Speedrun strats lets go!
literally new world record!
"and thy punishment
is DEATH"
[gets flung into a fucking wall and dies like a damn cartoon]
Finally a man with the balls to complete the TRUE hardest challenge
it is ok to laugh so hard at this
THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT WATCHING THE FLESH PRISON GET SENT INTO THE BACKROOMS THAT IS ABSOLUTELY BONETICKLING TO ME
Damn Minos is huge
"Just doing jogging today"
-V1, probably
"Well... that was anticlimactic."
*laughing track*
*bassline*
*roll credits*
Most impressive, this must've taken a long time to do
JUDGEME-
**spin**
Looks like V1 just showed us a glimpse of his true power
minos: gabriel will pay, you shall fall, and mankind shall be ave-
v1: spin
minos: what the- AAA-
I was waiting for it to be a super hard fight then remember that u can just insta kill
"V1... BRING ME MY CRYSTALS"
-GABRIEL
"Thy punishment is Death!"
*Turns into a door*
If minos came back at 2:41 drop kicking shouting DIE and the video would just end there that would have been so funny
something about minos getting turned into a door immediately then v1 goin on a jog is just perfect
This game mode makes you as OP as a chess piece.
m-AND THE PUNISHMENT ...IS DEA-
*gets no clipped*
"Thy punishment is DEATH!"
*proceeds to dying for punishing V1*
*goofy V1 walk*
minos king : thy punishment is death!
*dies and reduced to atoms*
I busted out laughing when you killed the flesh prison
that moment where the boss fight is shorter than walk through the meaty tunnel before the flesh prison fight
This is V1's cannon strength.
I forgot during the Minos Monolouge clash mode 1shots anything so I spat my water everywhere, mostly because he just fuckin flew out of the world
When the protagonist is a comic relief character
Bro was flabbergasted
that was such a heated battle, good job on beating him there
You threw Minos into that wall so hard he turned into a door
Minos Prime: (going on his rant)
Version 1: '-'
"And thy punishment is DEATH"
*FUCKING DIES*
1:50 had my glasses off bro looked like a soccer ball
Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!
*spins*
*dies*
This feels like some 2015 modded GTA V video
iirc, v1's canon height is about 150cm, which is hilarious
Clash V1: You either one-shot or become the one-shotted
"King Minos never saw bullshit more than this"
The true power of John ultrakill
His death is so sudden it's hilarious lol
i wish his death yell would just just fade away as he was spinned away lol
this man's skill knows no boundaries
"Thy punishment is DEATH"
V1: oh fr that sucks. whoops my finger slipped
alright now hold on
what will happen with something wicked if clash mode's attack is used on it then
(with damage taken set to 0% ofc)
i tried it, something wicked just never respawns ever lmao
@@lampaddict7885 lmao
I laughed so hard I chocked on my spit.
"And thy punishment is death"
*dies and becomes a door*
Bruh
I imagined an epic battle
And we got the spinny boy
And thy punishment... Is DEATH!
*flies off-screen*
2:30 :fling minos
description 😐
minos prime: free at last, oh gabriel. Now dawns thy reckoning and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man. Creature of steel... My gratitude upon thee my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment... Is DEATH.
v1: *hit *
Minos dropped such a speech and died instantly
Crash Bandicoot'd
"Thy punishment is death!"
"ok lol"
2:28 bro just said “nah”
Bro he not prepare thyself 😫
pure skill
Flesh prison gone
Holy shit you went viral Mr schmoog
The one hit wonder mode.
Creature of steel i have no idea how you did that but thanks ill actually not mess with y- why am i in the backroooma
Canon V1 be like
Bro why tf this was so funny…
STYLE: D
He did the weekend whip
2:23 when my little brother try's to fight me
Minos: 45 second intro to boss
V1: spin
i wonder what playing ultrakill in 3rd person would be like
Horribl
thanks now i can beat minos prime easily bro
gopro waifu strikes again
flesh prison had some stuff he had to do
Now where have I seen this trope before...?
Ah yes...
G E N O C I D E .
well he never specified who was being killed
And do you mean I don't get a p-rank for this oh right style
does this mean crash bandicoot can solo the ultrakill verse
Gg
ultra hard
What to say more the best melee weapon is clash ultracoot
w h a t j u s t h a p p e n e d
i though my guy was about to pull put some oft the most cool moves than just one shots them and that broke my emersion
i dont know what i expected
I HAVE THE NUCLEAR DROP KICKS NOW MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
This is my friend guys!
Why must you lie brother
how much pathos there was and then bonk . . . .and there is no