I used to live under my Aunty and uncle’s stairs and I was abused by them. One day a big ass man kicks down our front door and says I’m a wizard and I left with him to go to a wizarding school and everyone in my neighbourhood clapped
My ex best friend went to school with one of the attorneys who litigated the abusive uncle's slip'n-fall suit against KMart before they went bankrupt and closed down
yeah i did that with my ex in english class since we sat on opposite sides on the room 😭 im pretty sure we had like eight 50+ page docs before the semester ended
me too, the school computers were restricted and my phone had no data so me and my bf made a google doc and talked through there for a while. we could have just used messaging but it was more fun to talk with bright pink comic sans at font size 37
I'm -7 and my 4 year old said in Target "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this" and everyone in the Walmart clapped and he's only 2
Mose Shrute my old coworker told me we were going on a sales pitch and he took me to this old barn and told me I HAD TO VANQUISH FEAR and I almost fought his cousin.
My 2 year old daughter was playing with a Rubik's cube and she suddenly turned to me and asked "Mother, why do people on the internet lie about their infant offsprings saying something really wise?" Damn she is smart.
Me and my 6 year old child who is only 3 were at an ihop when it said "the human body has enough bones to make a skeleton. We as a society should know this." Everyone in the Target then started applauding and even the president came to personally thank my child for it's services and it's only 4 😭
One time a waiter asked me, “what do you want to eat?” And I said, “your ass.” Everyone clapped and the manger came out and kissed me and then fired the waiter! That’s how I met my husband. Ty for the likes!
even my 6 year old knew these were lies. she told the cashier this and everyone applauded and cheered. even the owner of the movie theater gave me a thumbs up.
So one time I was in a bank and I hear “everyone get down!” We all got down except my 5 year old son and he said “stealing is wrong!” The armed men stared at my son and proceeded to shoot 5 rounds of shotgun slugs towards my son and everybody cheered and clapped
One of my friends actually dumped their popcorn on some girl who kept snapping people during a movie, they didn't get an applause, they just got kicked out
One time when I was 2 I recited the American Constitution in five seconds and everyone in target started clapping (I was in Walmart with my pet 6 year old)
oh my god today i was walking to class and my boyfriend saw me down the hall and he came running towards me but my best friend tackled him and it turns out she was an undercover cop??? she arrested him for three murders he’d apparently committed, and everyone in the school clapped. all together. every single person.
I’m about to tell y’all the craziest story ever… once my 1 year old daughter came up to me and said “dear thy mother, I shall not eat thy goldfish thy provided. instead I would like to enjoy a nice cup of warm tea made from the kettle. would that be ok? this would be absolutely lovely. thank you my dear mother” I was almost brought to tears!!!! she is so talented among her years 🤩🤪
13:06 Why for all of these fictional stories does it end with "and then everyone clapped"? Are people's egos so fragile that even in these imaginary/theoretical situations they need approval?
My 6 year old son was crying in the store, I asked him: "why are you crying?" He cried: "Mommy! I wish people didn't listen Travis Scott, I wish people listened to Biggie!" Everyone listened to my boy crying in agony and applauded. I'm Soooo proud of him!
I remember the time I farted in a meeting and the president of the company was present. He thought it was so funny I was promoted from administrator to VP on the spot and everybody clapped.
I will say, that Google Doc thing could totally be true. That’s what I would do with my friends when my parents took my phone. And they checked my computer history, too. So being on Google Docs all the time made it look innocent.
Same. Didn't see what was unbelievable about that one at all. Guess Kurtis doesn't know that the google docs are online and editable between multiple users so long as you have the right sharing options.
@@abrilcarbajo6627depending on when this was happening, they might've used school laptops for it. Of course, that would probably mean no texting except for at school, but it's a possibility. Plus lots of kids nowadays have to have some way to access their online school stuff. We used a program called canvas in HS and I needed my laptop to access it properly at home so I would've not had mine taken away even if I was grounded.
So i was on this plane, and there was this guy who juuled, so the flight attendant came over and literally asked if she could hit it AND THE WHOLE PLANE CLAPPED, even the pilots came out from the cockpit and clapped while mo bumba played in the background, and then the plane crashed into a beerpong table and everybody died.
I once walked out of a room after saying a whole bunch of stuff and everyone clapped. I even came back to take a bow and they clapped again. I kinda miss acting on stage.
Like, same. When i was 3 i was acting whit leonardo di (crapp)io and had 7 grammys. Today he's my father and i have all of his paints. I love my mom leonardo da vincci.
I genuinely knew of kids who would go on their Chromebooks and make Google docs with their friends and talk in class through it, it got so bad that they literally started looking through people's docs to see if there were conversations and if there were they'd pay wayyy more attention to your screen and a behavior referral
“Sister I find this video amusing” is the first words that my 2 month old baby brother uttered and everyone in my neighbourhood applauded and my dead grandmother came back as a ghost and congratulated him for speaking the truth and then a stalker came out of the bushes stuck his head inside from the open window and grinned with a thumbs up before shouting “BRAVO CHILD” and even the police who arrested the stalker wanted an autograph of my baby brother for being his new hero
I was watching this in class and my Bluetooth was on and connected to the entire PA for the school and Kurtis talking about wearing people’s skin started playing all over the school! We all stood up and put our hands over our hearts too like we were reciting the pledge, but it was with Kurtis video! Everyone clapped !!!!!
My best friend didn’t have a phone in sixth grade but she was “dating” this guy in our class and they wanted to talk outside of school so they started a google doc to “text” 😂😂
@@idk-ch7hj this is late because youtube doesn't give me any notifications for replies- anyways, we were all on our spreadsheets and tbh, chatting by using the cells and invite friends over into the spreadsheet was just super hilarious too lmao. i really need people to try this out, it's funny if nothing else 😂
YESSS i do this all the time lmao 😭it's much less obvious because you don't have to exit the messaging app when your teacher comes around, you can just scroll down the doc
That’s legit how me and my boyfriend used to talk to each other before we started dating. We’d send each other poems to read and then just have conversations on the doc
Actual true story, when I was in high school, in one of my classes I sat at the same table as my friend, and we had a shared google doc we would send each other stuff on instead of talking and getting in trouble. One of my favorite high school memories for sure. Now I’ve been dating that friend for about 8 months. And everybody clapped 😍
there is this thing called discord skype hangouts email fucking ts if you decide to talk through google docs it is possible but why would you when there are better options
@@pixelette98 you do realise schools block certain websites. In fact, my school even blocked the word oreo and teen (oreo because it can be used as a derogatory term/slur for mixed black kids, I don't get it tho). Then there's a bunch of others that were just plain stupid, some can even suspend the students account (can't even log in onto the computer). And others just hacked the computers so they could crash the systems.
The google doc thing was a very real thing for me in highschool. No phones so all of my friends and I would just edit the doc 😂 had fancy characters and fonts per person. It was really awkward when there was drama though. I was able to see them talking shit even when they deleted it because I was the only one that knew how to see the previous edits and everything they typed. So fond of those memories.
It's basically fanfiction about real life. Everyone is a one dimensional character and there is not a single shade of gray to be found in this world of black and white.
On Saturday, when I went to school with my friend, this kid said, "don't you know that you have to be strong to go to gym class?" And I said ,"oh yeah", and I ran outside and shot the basketball, and it went right into the hoop. After that everyone clapped, and i got elected as the leader of the basketball team, and that kid got arrested.
One day I saw a kid beating up an ant so I yelled, “HOW DAR you BAET. UP INOSENTT ANNTT HE NEAD BEET THANOS” and everyone on the Earth applauded including animals so yeah
no joke, when kurtis read the mo bamba tweet, my alexa picked it up and started playing it. then my whole street started clapping outside my house. but fr tho my alexa picked it up lmao
i had text to speech on and it said this comment and my 29 alexas picked it up and the whole neighborhood started clapping and the mayor gave me a thumbs up and then i said we all have different tastes and my 2 year olds jaw dropped and recited the quadratic formula (even my 2 year old knows that) then she ran away in terror.
I've worked at trader joe's they have a 100% return policy even if the package is already opened. So if you found a potato in a bag of chips then you could take it back for a full refund
Next time I hear someone say something kinda sassy in public, I’m gonna clap and get whoever I’m with to start clapping, so that when they tell the story, people think they’re lying
CREEP They’re saying they’re going to clap for people like how it’s often made up in these types of stories, but since it’s such a trope in fake stories, the people who got clapped for won’t be believed when they tell the story, even if it did happen.
Me: pays $5 for AirPods Cashier: excuse me those are $100 Me: I can’t believe is this society we pay five dollars for earbuds and $100 for wireless headphones just because they’re from a big company Cashier: ... Entire country: ...👏👏👏👏
I don't get it. Why do people think people say happy holidays to kill merry Christmas? Theres literally like 6 different holidays within 4 weeks of each other at the end of the yea
Plus not everyone celebrates Christmas, so I rather stick with Happy Holidays and keep it open, instead of maybeee getting into a lecture about different cultures and traditions. Didn't knew it was such an issue.
You know what’s crazy? As I was in my living room just reading this video with my cousin who is also uncle, a cute homeless man came up to and asked me for money. I said “sorry I don’t have any.” That’s when he noticed I was reading your video and said “wow! You read his videos too?! Forget the money. Ma’am, I’d like to take you on a date!” We’ve been married for 16 years. Our 3rd anniversary is only one week away 😁 At our wedding, our only vows were the script from this video. Then everybody clapped.
I hate most of these because most of them are just being completely disrespectful or a jerk to somebody else and then being praised for it ? NO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON YOUR PHONE AT A MOVIE BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE POURING DRINKS ON SOMEBODY ELSE.
True story. My 3 day old baby: "mom, why doesn't Kurtis have more subscribers? He's the funniest guy on TH-cam" Me, tearing up bc my baby is so smart: "you right!" 💚 I have the coolest son, wow.
2:47 I do remember 2 kids in my class who made a Google Doc and talked to each other by editing the Doc, so there could be some truth to that couple's situation, but if they didn't have a phone but still had access to a computer, why'd they choose a Google Doc to talk to each other?
the first time I watched one of your videos I thought: huh that extra greeting is stupid !!!! But I felt very excluded so I subscribed and now I feel really part of a civilized town :)
When my uncle was pregnant she walked across the world and she gave birth under the ocean all the fish started clapping and the shark spit out his food and started crying it was it was so beautiful 😻
2:59 I will say, this is absolutely how I talked to people in class without the teacher knowing and when I didn't have my friends' numbers. It's also how my friends in AP Psych learned the story of Opedius
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EVEN MY 6 YEAR OLD REMEMBERED TO LIKE THE VIDEO 😒
The song ended then......everyone clapped
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Dude I hope you were lying about baby shark being better than Tupac....
Yeah so I'm unsubbing!! How do you not like Tupac!!?
I used to live under my Aunty and uncle’s stairs and I was abused by them. One day a big ass man kicks down our front door and says I’m a wizard and I left with him to go to a wizarding school and everyone in my neighbourhood clapped
it's true i was the stairs
Jackie The second step was a good friend of mine
My ex best friend went to school
with one of the attorneys
who litigated the abusive uncle's
slip'n-fall suit against KMart before they went bankrupt and closed down
It’s true I was the neighborhood
it's true i was the ceiling fan
the scariest part was how he read those misspellings like a whole ass robot.
not just a robot, a whole *ass* robot
It lowkey sounded like swedish
@@Femmenm20953 ikr!
Yeah and it was funniest shit ever
Femme Justice ackurat hahah
I love when he starts smiling in the middle of his own joke
Jaimee Armstead I accidentally thumbs down-ed that but I love it too 😂
don’t we all
😂 me too. It just makes it funnier I think.
his lil chuckle
Becca Intille cutest shit ever
Honestly I think the one where the kids were talking through Google Docs is believable because I did that before when I was in school lol
yeah i did that with my ex in english class since we sat on opposite sides on the room 😭
im pretty sure we had like eight 50+ page docs before the semester ended
Why Google docs tho. Why not use a messenger?
@@KeaveMind school computers. and it looked less suspicious considering the circumstances. being on google docs in a class is fairly normal
@@KeaveMind they blocked them
me too, the school computers were restricted and my phone had no data so me and my bf made a google doc and talked through there for a while. we could have just used messaging but it was more fun to talk with bright pink comic sans at font size 37
I'm -7 and my 4 year old said in Target "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this" and everyone in the Walmart clapped and he's only 2
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Its true I was the clap
@@jj8mes it’s true, I was the Target
@@UrMom-il7sz it’s true I was the africa
@@__R20 it's true. I was the minute
When my Aunt was pregnant the fetus recited the entire periodic table of elements in Walmart everybody applauded.
Mose Shrute my old coworker told me we were going on a sales pitch and he took me to this old barn and told me I HAD TO VANQUISH FEAR and I almost fought his cousin.
@@keirafay4969 thats me
it’s true i was the walmart
Keira Fay ...Ryan? Is that you?
emme younker it’s true, i was the fetus
bro i saw curtis in a subway and he was like hey and i was like where’s my extra greeting and everyone on the bus clapped i swear
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Why did I think you meant the restaurant subway
I was there too and I brought Obama on and he clapped and then I was arrested for kidnapping.
The same thing happened when I yelled folks at him!
Ava Carr omg same
My 2 year old daughter was playing with a Rubik's cube and she suddenly turned to me and asked "Mother, why do people on the internet lie about their infant offsprings saying something really wise?"
Damn she is smart.
A kid did his presentation, and then everyone clapped.
Reese Hendry wholesome comment
FAKE r/thathappened
@@cheekychelldos1045 NOOOO, ITS TRUE!!! I was the presentation!!!!
Cheeky Chelldos ITS TRUE I WAS THE KID 😒😒😒😒
@Lemon_ Playz L O L, Are Slash W00SH
"First day of school"
"Our letter of the week is B"
Did they skip A or some shit wtf
B for Bad Teacher
@@pissapocalypse hehe
first day of student teaching so theyre like an assistant teacher and might start later in the year
my school did letters all jumbled up when we learnt :) also the student teacher could have started after the rest of them OR it’s fake idk man
Those bullies probably ran away in terror because his mispronunciations sounded like demonic chants
Lol I’m dead 💀
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OFF TOPIC BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP
Me and my 6 year old child who is only 3 were at an ihop when it said "the human body has enough bones to make a skeleton. We as a society should know this." Everyone in the Target then started applauding and even the president came to personally thank my child for it's services and it's only 4 😭
I think I had a seizure trying to read this
@@beefy.jsph69420 lmao that's funny cause I have seizures
@@gmblin LMAO ME TOO
@@beefy.jsph69420 BRUH 😭
@@gmblin we're twinning 🤞
One time a waiter asked me, “what do you want to eat?” And I said, “your ass.” Everyone clapped and the manger came out and kissed me and then fired the waiter! That’s how I met my husband.
Ty for the likes!
im actually crying LMFAOOO
Omfg this really had me😂
Omg 😂😂😂
I-
😂😂😂😂omg this was epic
even my 6 year old knew these were lies. she told the cashier this and everyone applauded and cheered. even the owner of the movie theater gave me a thumbs up.
It’s true I was the cash register
can confirm i was a thumb
it's true guys i was the movie theater
It’s true, I’m that cashiers
it’s true, I was the popcorn
So one time I was in a bank and I hear “everyone get down!” We all got down except my 5 year old son and he said “stealing is wrong!” The armed men stared at my son and proceeded to shoot 5 rounds of shotgun slugs towards my son and everybody cheered and clapped
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@@sf2934 ??
LMAO
One of my friends actually dumped their popcorn on some girl who kept snapping people during a movie, they didn't get an applause, they just got kicked out
One time when I was 2 I recited the American Constitution in five seconds and everyone in target started clapping (I was in Walmart with my pet 6 year old)
And then I landed the plane on the helipad
And then bill gates told me that I could have all his money
It's true I was the lights
Guys its true I was there applauding 👏👏
@rochellechoʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ it is possible Karen, I was there. Clapping. I was amazed. This kid is talented
I was in a musical and when it ended everybody in the theater clapped. #blessed 😎😎😎👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
Dasher The cat
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#blessed I was there I was clapping
One time I played a background character in a play and everyone clapped at the important characters
@@sadnessofwildgoats what
@@gotnothingbettertodo472 how did i comment on the wrong video
oh my god today i was walking to class and my boyfriend saw me down the hall and he came running towards me but my best friend tackled him and it turns out she was an undercover cop??? she arrested him for three murders he’d apparently committed, and everyone in the school clapped. all together. every single person.
Did you clap too?
Helena Aleksandra yes! in fact i’m actually still clapping
Fox Amazing you are a god
69th like :)
Fox I’m so high and all these stories have clapping at the end and I’m deceased
I’m about to tell y’all the craziest story ever…
once my 1 year old daughter came up to me and said “dear thy mother, I shall not eat thy goldfish thy provided. instead I would like to enjoy a nice cup of warm tea made from the kettle. would that be ok? this would be absolutely lovely. thank you my dear mother” I was almost brought to tears!!!! she is so talented among her years 🤩🤪
Me:☹️
Kurtis: *Greeting*
Me:😕
Kurtis: *Extra Greeting*
Me:🙂
Aesthetic Plants relatable 😌💅
THIS IS SO TRUE...it's actually sad. 😂😂
What is this mind trick he is using on us? 😅This is so true
And then everyone clapped
that’s a silly emojie
I sometimes forget that kurtis can’t actually hear us laugh so he’s just sitting in silence, laughing at his own jokes
Looking at a camera and pretending we are all watching. Then editing himself pretending to talk to people....
It's weird to think of it like that
Like he's really just a dude alone in his room having half a conversation cracking jokes and shit
You guys are laughing at his jokes?
Not even joking, I do that too
Nah don’t worry guys. I hear he films in front of a live audience
he had to type up “ass potato” for this video. i’m sorry to his fbi agent honestly
Lol underatted comment 😂
LOL
Hentai
13:06 Why for all of these fictional stories does it end with "and then everyone clapped"? Are people's egos so fragile that even in these imaginary/theoretical situations they need approval?
0:58
Damn, I hated it when Obama took away Christmas, nobody was clapping that day.
right like how tf did he bring christmas back it never left
Next Christmas movie: “We have to take Christmas back from Obama????”
Crayola cat how the grinch takes christmas back from obama
#thatawkwardmomentwhenobamatookawayyourchristmasandnooneclapped
I hated it when George Washington took my Christmas aswell
My 6 year old son was crying in the store, I asked him: "why are you crying?" He cried: "Mommy! I wish people didn't listen Travis Scott, I wish people listened to Biggie!" Everyone listened to my boy crying in agony and applauded. I'm Soooo proud of him!
He's got a point
omgie so wholesome 🥺
Biggie smallsysys
w o a h
Aged like wine
when he pronounced the "groacary store" i laughed so hard.
It gets every fukeking time
Cuz we care !!!
Then everyone clapped
I literally screeeeamed lmao
when he said 'their fukeking jaws droped' i lost it 💀
This is actually the first video with Kurtis saying folks and then clapping. Congrats
Imagining a child you don’t know standing there, waiting, as someone spends the next five minutes reciting the names of Pokémon is such comedy
Omg that's so hilarious to imagine 😂😂😂
Caitlin Hickey and all the kid wanted to ask was if his pikachu was shiny lol
would like, but its at 151
Well since you asked . . . th-cam.com/video/2cT6ULpScZA/w-d-xo.html
I'd hate to see kurtis's search history
"Baby shark fortnite meme"
"Potato that looks like a butt"
"Person in car stock image"
"Explosion sound affect*
"Baby stock image "
Maxi Klevis effect*
That's funny you accidently spelt love as h-a-t-e
I was just thinking about this
I remember the time I farted in a meeting and the president of the company was present. He thought it was so funny I was promoted from administrator to VP on the spot and everybody clapped.
Should've ended it with "everybody clapped... and then so did my buttcheeks again", would've been much more believable 😂😂.
@@TheGauges420 oml 😂😂😂
I laughed so hard when I read that🤣
I will say, that Google Doc thing could totally be true. That’s what I would do with my friends when my parents took my phone. And they checked my computer history, too. So being on Google Docs all the time made it look innocent.
Same. Didn't see what was unbelievable about that one at all. Guess Kurtis doesn't know that the google docs are online and editable between multiple users so long as you have the right sharing options.
@@abrilcarbajo6627depending on when this was happening, they might've used school laptops for it. Of course, that would probably mean no texting except for at school, but it's a possibility. Plus lots of kids nowadays have to have some way to access their online school stuff. We used a program called canvas in HS and I needed my laptop to access it properly at home so I would've not had mine taken away even if I was grounded.
I subscribed to Kurtis Conner and everyone clapped for me.
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ZombieMaster peace extra greeting club
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So i was on this plane, and there was this guy who juuled, so the flight attendant came over and literally asked if she could hit it AND THE WHOLE PLANE CLAPPED, even the pilots came out from the cockpit and clapped while mo bumba played in the background, and then the plane crashed into a beerpong table and everybody died.
sofr123 omg rip
omg you died and then came back to write this, commitment ❤️
Sick dude😼🤘🏻
Thats a whole 2019 mood
yup @@maddim810
why is his pronunciation so accurate,,,lowkey sounds like a robot
cuz canada
Bee•low•ing
wondering how many takes it took for him to get through that scene kid paragraph without laughing
my first extra greeting, feels good.
Hillary Ruiz welcome
Welcome 🙏🏼😌
youll remember it forever
welcome to the family
Hillary Ruiz welcome to kurtistown
Whenever I’m sad my mom gives me lung disease.
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lit 😱🤪🔥🔥🔥
🥰🥰😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥
💅 👀💯
I once walked out of a room after saying a whole bunch of stuff and everyone clapped. I even came back to take a bow and they clapped again.
I kinda miss acting on stage.
Like, same. When i was 3 i was acting whit leonardo di (crapp)io and had 7 grammys. Today he's my father and i have all of his paints. I love my mom leonardo da vincci.
@@jasiabu I hope you get more Grammys😂
@@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773 oh, thanks, yesterday i got 7 more :D
@@jasiabu Wanna share your awards? I wanna flaunt something in front of my pest relatives😂
You cannot convince me to believe that fiction is fact
I genuinely knew of kids who would go on their Chromebooks and make Google docs with their friends and talk in class through it, it got so bad that they literally started looking through people's docs to see if there were conversations and if there were they'd pay wayyy more attention to your screen and a behavior referral
«Too the groacary store for to buy rarmen»
This line will forever haunt me
Nigga does not know that ramen is noodles with a bunch of shit in it
scene kids love rawrmen
Joanna oh god
*r a r m e n*
Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｂｕｙ *ｒａｗｍｅｎ*
that extra greeting made my vision 20/20
Bayleigh Christian that extra greeting make my heart go uwu and my vision clear again
then everybody clapped
That's not your vision, Kurtis' new camera just means he's finally in sharp focus
i liked this video and everyone in the comment section clapped
eva dubasak 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
You win 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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thank you, thank you all
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10:51 i just imagine them actually doing this and the person being like “no i don’t,i’m jewish”
okay but i actually did talk to my girlfriend using google docs at school, since social media websites and other messaging apps were blocked
Nature .. finds a way
did everyone clap
@@stage4loser784 yes, it's true, I was the hands.
Simp
Cece Josie bruh
Kurtis said something and everybody clapped.
An absolute madman we told him to say something and he actually did it the absolute caveman
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This is real, I was the one who started clapping
@Corey Buckner Man I had no idea he was this old
@Corey Buckner Wait who's "CoLbain"
So my whole family got Alexa's for Christmas and I said 'alexa play Kurtis Conners newest upload' and all five Alexas just started playing 😍😍😂😂
after the video everyone started clapping slowy😍
bruh thats lit
kavioss i bet the whole fuckin house shook
“Sister I find this video amusing” is the first words that my 2 month old baby brother uttered and everyone in my neighbourhood applauded and my dead grandmother came back as a ghost and congratulated him for speaking the truth and then a stalker came out of the bushes stuck his head inside from the open window and grinned with a thumbs up before shouting “BRAVO CHILD” and even the police who arrested the stalker wanted an autograph of my baby brother for being his new hero
I was watching this in class and my Bluetooth was on and connected to the entire PA for the school and Kurtis talking about wearing people’s skin started playing all over the school! We all stood up and put our hands over our hearts too like we were reciting the pledge, but it was with Kurtis video! Everyone clapped !!!!!
Hi cailie what's uP?
yo, ThaTS LiT mY GUy!
Can confirm. I was the Bluetooth
But it was a slow clap
Hi Diana
my 5 year old son just asked if i was watching cody ko and i said who??? and my carpet started dancing😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
edit: my door slow clapped😌😌😌
Did it applaud tho?😏
omGGGGGG*GGGG 👏👏👏👏👏
And then everyone clapped
👏👏👏👏
It's true. I'm the door. *claps*
"I tappet then, on their shoudler" sounds like some fire poetry actually
i wholeheartedly believe the google docs one because in middle school i used to talk to my friends on google docs during class on our school computers
Amanda Schnell i i used to do that
Amanda Schnell SAME OMG
My best friend didn’t have a phone in sixth grade but she was “dating” this guy in our class and they wanted to talk outside of school so they started a google doc to “text” 😂😂
same bro
Same
STORY TIME: One time a band played a song and then everybody clapped.
Wow
wow
I was in the band, this actually happened twice
Nice!
Oh my god so inspirational
kurtis, I- I've actually chatted with my friend through the google doc spreadsheet cause we weren't allowed to look at our phones during a lecture 💀
i don’t understand ); why could you not just use email messaging
@@idk-ch7hj this is late because youtube doesn't give me any notifications for replies-
anyways, we were all on our spreadsheets and tbh, chatting by using the cells and invite friends over into the spreadsheet was just super hilarious too lmao. i really need people to try this out, it's funny if nothing else 😂
YESSS i do this all the time lmao 😭it's much less obvious because you don't have to exit the messaging app when your teacher comes around, you can just scroll down the doc
@@husband-of-chinggis HAHAHA truly a student of culture. i mean hey, our work's still opened technically 😂
I used to do this In class before we went online
8:03 ah yes... my favorite movie, "Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods of the Mesozoic Era Park"
My guilty pleasure is actually laughing at Kurtis' terrible dad jokes 😂😂
I'm hip
...
I got two of them
669 likes-threes-
Sorry
FaKe StOrY
That Google Doc thing is legit though, school Chromebooks bruv
Straight facts
YA THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
That’s legit how me and my boyfriend used to talk to each other before we started dating. We’d send each other poems to read and then just have conversations on the doc
@@lyn3483 that's stinky cute
@@makaylamcgrath5216 agreed
kurtis' new camera is so fancy i feel honoured to be subscribed
Actual true story, when I was in high school, in one of my classes I sat at the same table as my friend, and we had a shared google doc we would send each other stuff on instead of talking and getting in trouble. One of my favorite high school memories for sure. Now I’ve been dating that friend for about 8 months. And everybody clapped 😍
That Microsoft joke was a micrometer away from killing me
Microsecond away
Lol
Thank you for listening, the balance has been restored
Yeah and I jumped out of the windows
i believe the google doc one, i do that since it updates in real time. kids do it in school in the computer lab so we don’t get caught on our phones.
there is this thing called discord skype hangouts email fucking ts if you decide to talk through google docs it is possible but why would you when there are better options
Yeah, if you have google docs, you have google hangouts. Dumb kids
dva if you have a browser you have hangouts and discord
@@pixelette98 you do realise schools block certain websites. In fact, my school even blocked the word oreo and teen (oreo because it can be used as a derogatory term/slur for mixed black kids, I don't get it tho). Then there's a bunch of others that were just plain stupid, some can even suspend the students account (can't even log in onto the computer). And others just hacked the computers so they could crash the systems.
Yeah, and if they’re at home with helicopter parents, they’ll see that the child is on google docs and not texting
Oen time⏰ i saw soumone geting mitterd🔪 and i yeled STOP🛑 and the mirterer🔪 stopped mirturing🔪 and evryoen starded claping👏 and im olny ate yrs old😁
wow I loive tjpoc and ezu E moch loive
omG my mam wos thare too
@@kentosxr2924 oeh mey goed im so sorey thet hapned to you
@@kentosxr2924 ph mg gad r u okei?? i wes wit mae dag det tiem.
Kaylee Keen ATE YRS OLD BAHAHAHAHAH
The google doc thing was a very real thing for me in highschool. No phones so all of my friends and I would just edit the doc 😂 had fancy characters and fonts per person. It was really awkward when there was drama though. I was able to see them talking shit even when they deleted it because I was the only one that knew how to see the previous edits and everything they typed. So fond of those memories.
Guys I watched this video and then my family came into the room and clapped! And then Obama walked in and gave me a medal of honor😊😊😊
We have all been there
Omgggggggg saaame
Emily Portalatin wow holy shit? he must have been there briefly because he’s at my place now
Karen in a fake story: *Says something untrue with no factual evidence*
Every single person in the fucking store: So anyway, I started clapping.
*claps*
@DontGot1 who the fuck asked you
It's basically fanfiction about real life. Everyone is a one dimensional character and there is not a single shade of gray to be found in this world of black and white.
@@johnkingbad *bad fanfiction, there's actually some pretty well-written stuff out there (not really on Wattpad tho)
@@hearts4suntan Maybe. But, you have to agree, the majority of it is bad and the good ones don't get much attention compared to them
On Saturday, when I went to school with my friend, this kid said, "don't you know that you have to be strong to go to gym class?" And I said ,"oh yeah", and I ran outside and shot the basketball, and it went right into the hoop. After that everyone clapped, and i got elected as the leader of the basketball team, and that kid got arrested.
Macy Jo Gannon hahahahaha
@@chynnhowe it's true
That is such a beautiful story 💕
it’s true i was the basketball
@@charlottexx2753 thanks
To be fair the kindergarten tweet is the most believable one. I was a elementary school para for two years and kids really say the most random shit
One day I saw a kid beating up an ant so I yelled, “HOW DAR you BAET. UP INOSENTT ANNTT HE NEAD BEET THANOS” and everyone on the Earth applauded including animals so yeah
Peter Parker that was beautiful :,)
yee yee
Nice! Lol
Lmao underrated
@@gasolinesleeve3396 well..yaay you're alive
Today, my four year old dog asked me "why does noone watches cable anymore?"
I responded "because cable sucks"
And then my entire house clapped.
May deep.
May 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Lmaooooo
just the house
no joke, when kurtis read the mo bamba tweet, my alexa picked it up and started playing it. then my whole street started clapping outside my house. but fr tho my alexa picked it up lmao
Same haha
Wait really? The exact same thing happened to me a couple of days ago
i had text to speech on and it said this comment and my 29 alexas picked it up and the whole neighborhood started clapping and the mayor gave me a thumbs up and then i said we all have different tastes and my 2 year olds jaw dropped and recited the quadratic formula (even my 2 year old knows that) then she ran away in terror.
I've worked at trader joe's they have a 100% return policy even if the package is already opened. So if you found a potato in a bag of chips then you could take it back for a full refund
That uwu second greeting at the start is what made me stay
1000th like cowboys🤠
HOLY SHIT I NEVER GET 1K ANYTHING THANK YOU GUYS. YEEHAW
the bully katy perry story has been haunting me for YEARS
ghoulish Your profile picture haunts my nightmare
glad to hear
blessed profile picture
Be free from your fears
my fuckeking jaw drops every time i hear that story
Next time I hear someone say something kinda sassy in public, I’m gonna clap and get whoever I’m with to start clapping, so that when they tell the story, people think they’re lying
claudia corr chaotic evil
calm down satan
Holy shit dude that’s evil
CREEP They’re saying they’re going to clap for people like how it’s often made up in these types of stories, but since it’s such a trope in fake stories, the people who got clapped for won’t be believed when they tell the story, even if it did happen.
"You WILL respect me" - as they call someone a "bum" for being homeless
“and if i’m being honest, baby shark slaps way harder than any Tupac song“ is my senior quote
10 more years
And then everybody clapped
@@deathvideogame ah fuck you beat me to the joke
Why does this sound like it would fit in yiay
Sky please was this real I need to know please
One time I was in a musical and then at the end everyone applauded. It was such a 2007 mood
Me: pays $5 for AirPods
Cashier: excuse me those are $100
Me: I can’t believe is this society we pay five dollars for earbuds and $100 for wireless headphones just because they’re from a big company
Cashier: ...
Entire country: ...👏👏👏👏
omg i remember that
its true i was the left airpod
it's true i was the cashier
we did it guys we found the best comment on youtube
To be fair, the google doc one might be true. During school our phones get taken away if we have them out so we all just have docs that we talk on
I don't get it. Why do people think people say happy holidays to kill merry Christmas? Theres literally like 6 different holidays within 4 weeks of each other at the end of the yea
r
christmas is literally a holiday like that phrase includes it lmao ppl just like to be upset over nothing
I would also like to point out that that conversation apparently happened in a Walmart which can tell us a lot
all the ppl who get mad about cashiers not saying "merry christmas" murdered them before they could finish the sentence
Plus not everyone celebrates Christmas, so I rather stick with Happy Holidays and keep it open, instead of maybeee getting into a lecture about different cultures and traditions. Didn't knew it was such an issue.
That Juul mom? Definitely over 9000 nic...
Ywhre 😂😂
N’t
PLEASEEEEE
Sugar gay
Definitely not the type of woman you should date, court or marry
You know what’s crazy?
As I was in my living room just reading this video with my cousin who is also uncle, a cute homeless man came up to and asked me for money. I said “sorry I don’t have any.” That’s when he noticed I was reading your video and said “wow! You read his videos too?! Forget the money. Ma’am, I’d like to take you on a date!” We’ve been married for 16 years. Our 3rd anniversary is only one week away 😁
At our wedding, our only vows were the script from this video.
Then everybody clapped.
When he’s homeless and you’re both broke af but the date and wedding are fire 🤤🤤
it’s true I was the table on the date
It's true, I was the video.
It’s true, I was the restaurant where they had the date
I love to _read_ videos
my favorite pastime
I hate most of these because most of them are just being completely disrespectful or a jerk to somebody else and then being praised for it ?
NO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON YOUR PHONE AT A MOVIE BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE POURING DRINKS ON SOMEBODY ELSE.
OMFG IK YOU
@@flicker__switch yes it's I office chair from tik Tok who may be moving to TH-cam if tick tock gets banned.
*Why do all these people’s fantasies include an applause?*
Hailee cause their fantasy is being validated maybe?
I read this as “Apple sauce”
Morgan Cruz LMAOOO!!
cause they cloutchasers
Cause they have either have a very low self esteem and just want some love.
Or they have a very big ego
2019 MOOD 😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😎😋😋😋😋😋👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
extra greeting gang rise up
*rises from the dead*
I have risen
Gabe Vargas 🙌
Gabe Vargas hi
🙌🙌🙌
is no one gonna talk about how kurtis said “softcore” instead of “nightcore” lol
Or putting mewtwo after mew? Pffft, this guy thinks he knows about Pokemon!
I’m the fucking nerd aren’t I?
Fuck.
I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME-
@@normalgirlsza where did you get your font from? I like it (your name)
We all know what he watches now...
ikr 😂
11:35
A band played.. and then everybody clapped.
“Baby shark slaps way harder than any Tupac song” -Kurtis 2019
I'm triggered
its true tho
then everybody clapped
@Annika Froyum Now I'm actually triggered. How is that true?
My mom looked over at my phone and said, “oh is that ur friend from school”.
I’m 13.
Katie you are 13? Look at your profile picture, woah, I wished I looked like this at 13 🤭 you are really pretty
luisa dun it's true, I'm one of the people who clapped
And everyone clapped.
*claps*
Grace Elizabeth pls stop slut shaming children. there is nothing sexual about a child wanting to wear normal swim wear
True story.
My 3 day old baby: "mom, why doesn't Kurtis have more subscribers? He's the funniest guy on TH-cam"
Me, tearing up bc my baby is so smart: "you right!" 💚 I have the coolest son, wow.
Rae chuuu obviously fake, no one applauded at the end of it
@@whatevs236 😂😂😂
did it really happen if everyone didn't clap??
your baby is a whole 2019 mood
@@legofriend2278 that is his middle name 😂
2:47 I do remember 2 kids in my class who made a Google Doc and talked to each other by editing the Doc, so there could be some truth to that couple's situation, but if they didn't have a phone but still had access to a computer, why'd they choose a Google Doc to talk to each other?
Their fekeking jaws dropped
mightybfool C IM SCRRAMINFDN
I want to like it but you have 169 likes, I don't want to ruin it
their were punching their fuck out off him
the first time I watched one of your videos I thought: huh that extra greeting is stupid !!!! But I felt very excluded so I subscribed and now I feel really part of a civilized town :)
I only subscribed because of the greeting I don't know why I still watch him
Of a _kurtis_ town as they say
Michael T every town has a quirky citizen 🤪
Audrey Wheeler his extra greeting always makes me happy
Kurtis reading that story with all the grammar snd spelling mistakes killed me
Probably a little kid wrote it it’s sad they were probably bullied and made up this story.
its true, i was the grammar /j
snd
Fuckeking
things i've seen people clap for:
- someone running to save a drowning kid
- a plane landing
- someone dropping a cup in the dining hall at my college
Looking very 𝓈𝑜𝒻𝓉 today kurtis
I'm poor, I can't see what you wrote. Damn it android
ASM -1 soft
*_microsoft_
@@notkaity thank you bro :)
How do I make my iPhone make the cursive font?
When my uncle was pregnant she walked across the world and she gave birth under the ocean all the fish started clapping and the shark spit out his food and started crying it was it was so beautiful 😻
Underrated comment it’s beautiful
It's true I was the pregnancy
@@emilytalerman3567 thxxx
it's true i was the shark
@@Q12278 so was i!! when are we getiting maried
*I died at the incorrect spelling one*
Fiz BankZ did everyone clap?
I swear to god
To buy r a r m e n
My fukeking jaw dropped
I sepat out my rarmen
2:59 I will say, this is absolutely how I talked to people in class without the teacher knowing and when I didn't have my friends' numbers. It's also how my friends in AP Psych learned the story of Opedius