"Vegetarian Eating" - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Beyond the Pale)
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 2 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
The only comedian who is his own heckler. Don't even try; you'll never do better.
Bars
Jim Gaffigan.. Magnificent
Thank you.
_it's ridiculous_
"Balogne has a last name, and it's Gaffigan " 🤣
And his heckling is hilarious
Jim Gaffigan's humour sneaks up on you, he gets you in bits and pieces, til you're laughing in pieces.
It is 2 in the morning and I am laughing out loud! This guy is brilliant!
Hilarious!!
I don’t understand how comments from a good show ended up here… I don’t understand how this even showed up on my page???
…Now to go find something funny ✌🏾
Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest stand up artists ever. However, this part of his performance could be done word for word by a vegan comedian as satire.
Love that you come with your own heckler!!!
I love the voice he uses when he does impressions of the audience
Me too!!!
He comes with his own personal heckler
The best! So accurate!!
It's surprisingly accurate
Hey, I like baloney, jerkhead!
I love his Brooklyn characters. 🤣
He’s the best self-heckler.
Jim Gaffigan putting hecklers out of business one joke at time!
I rarely comment on videos but felt compelled to. You’ve definitely gotten through to people. I’m (Jerk jokes aside) a Black guy from the “wrong side of town” who has to share your videos to his family so they can finally understand why my psychiatrist said our sessions was like one of your specials. 😂
8:03 It's always funny to see someone laughing and staring at the person next to them 😂😂
Yeah, makes you wonder what their "inside" joke was, between them.. Jim's jokes seem to hit home, to be about things everyone can relate to
Life is better with Jim Gaffigan in it!
😂😂😂😂 Gaffigan is my morning meditation to get my day off on a positive note. I can't imagine having a guy like this as your friend. He'd get you laughing so hard everywhere they'd lock you up for public disturbance. 😂 Or make you lose control of your car because you're in hysterics. IOW, his comedy is dangerous if you're operating heavy machinery. Don't risk it!
So funny when Jim heckles himself.
This man has been getting me through my recovery. Thank you so much for your comedy and for letting us into your life.
I just love your alter ego heckler 😂😂😂
You know it’s gonna be good when he opens with “it’s a wonder that they still keep the fish head on”
I don't know how your family can still be alive listening to you all day every day. I laugh so hard through your video clips I need to rest between videos. 😂
Some of these comments are as funny as Gaffigan's jokes.
Thank God for Jim Gaffigan during Pandemic!!! OMG. Keeping us laughing!
Jim, I could watch you all day. Thanks for the laughs!
So damn funny!! In my opinion Jim's one of the best ever.
“Oh, what if a fish was in the audience?...It could happen, Lake Michigan’s right there, buddy.”
Good one...thanks for reminding me. Perfect wording..."it could happen...buddy."
Thanks again Mr Gaffigan. I can never have enough of your wonderful work. Keep spit them out man love it. God bless you and your fam. Stay safe
I love the audience response voice also......it adds a great layer to the routine
Love it!!!!!
Such a great way to start your day! Laughter…the best medicine!😘love you Jim Gaffigan!
You make my day, so freaking hilarious!
This guy is in my top three comedians of all time.
What an act - thank you 🙏
Absolutely!😂❤
He is hilarious. The funniest thing is everything he ever jokes about is food. He has made his fortune in food jokes.
Absolutely!
I don’t think Jim would go out of his way to eat at a Red Lobster! Great video, made me laugh out loud...the pepper magic wand!
Hahaha! Thank you, Jim! Definitely needed the laughs today.
“Your bologna has a last name and it’s Gaffigan.”
I love you Gaffigan !
I love fish - my favorite part is the crispy batter and tartar sauce.
A lobster named Harvey...lmao
Actually, it's a somewhat common name for lobsters.
Who’s putting chocolate pudding on their salad? What is this, Fear Factor? 🤣🤣🤣
Literally saw an ad for The Pale Tourist, streaming on Amazon Prime, right before this video
"Your bologna has a last name and it's Gaffigan!"
“I like fish as long as it doesn’t taste like fish.”
...as long as its on someone else's plate. I love it too.
Mike Pastor. 😂
Jim Gaffigan is so funny with his "dumb funny" jokes.
Do you know how this is old material? Jim mentioned Salad Bar. Hello you will never see one again😂🤣
Right?! 😂
...and Fear Factor was on how long ago?
You’re right - this is clip is from 2005.
You can eat at a salad bar today, just go to Golden Corral
Craig Cummings I’m Canadian. But no way in hell am I ever going to a salad bar or anything like that ever again
Love your humor
I have this on mute (at work lol) and I am still chuckling to myself
Kudos bars were awesome when they came out. It was like a secret candy bar on the cereal aisle.
"No thanks dad, I don't want any meat because I'm a vegetarian". "No son of mine is gay"!🤣🤣🤣
Love Jim's voice !😍
I'm going to see him live this Sunday. Rewatching his skits.
Vegetables are better with a side of “hot pocket hot pocket” 😂😂
New dinner menu by Chef Jim!!
Have you seen his boys try their first Hot Pocket? His sons are adorable and funny!
I agree!! It was a great Mike and Pat show😂 they are a wonderful family!
I consider myself more of a main dish, Peggy. But thank you. 😂😂
These are the best. I look forward to it.
This was hilarious! Thanks for a longer video today! Keep 'em coming! 😀😁😂😃😄😅😆
I'm ready for ol Jim to come to Denver, if the world ever opens again.
Front row, I hear you money bags. I'd be lucky if they just let me in. 🤣
One of the best clips of him
Just so long as you use the good China. It's why I tune in. 🍽
🤣💯 LOL, Again and Again ...
... TY to Jim Gaffigan 💯🤣
I can only eat fish, salmon or mahi mahi blackened. The heavy spices cover up the fish taste. It has to be well done. If that milky liquid oozes out...back to the kitchen it goes. Jim’s humor is so dang relatable.
Thank you for the laughs my friend!!!😆😆😆😆
I was eating a cookie when watching this and now I want a salad :) Thanks for the smiles. love ya
I drove by a seafood restaurant one time. They had a sign up that said We've Got The Crabs.
I can picture the seafood restaurant next to an HMO with a sign saying "We Have The Cure"
1 minute in and this is "bong hit transplant" level stuff, my man.
I'm too weak to be a vegetarian. I can't even talk about meat without getting hungry. Whoops I thought too long now I'm hungry.
If you're brave enough check out www.watchdominion.com. In case you think it's bad for your eyes - why would it be good for your body? Finding out what's happening is the least of respect...
That's too funny. I got hungry for meat reading your comment so now it's time for a burger!
I love that pepper joke!!!
I think Jim Gaffigan accurately predicted Twitter with his self heckling voice 😂
😂😅 thank you Jim Gaffigan!!!😂😅
Just love his comedy!
Jim, I'll tell you the secret: some of us get shamed into the salad bar. But some kind, gentle, kindred soul knows this. That's why there's chocolate pudding there. We *go* to the salad bar... and come away with a bowl of chocolate pudding. LOOK IT WAS AT THE SALAD BAR OKAY IT'S HEALTHY. chocolate has antioxidants in it. it's probably made with dairy? that's calcium and vitamin D. They're looking out for me!
I love oysters, and the fact that you're eating them alive is so luxurious.
Jim, is your "uptight old lady voice" modeled after any particular person you know? Do you name your voice characters?
That's Karen.
@BossGirlxoxo LOL
@BossGirlxoxo LOL💙
@BossGirlxoxo 💙
Elizabeth Warren
Muy bueno. Gracias
THE POLONY WAS HILARIOUS!🤣🤣🤣🤣
one of the best PG comedians of all time
Bread, bologna, some cheese. Done, best sandwich ever.
Butter garlic lime and lemon are my favorite fish coordinates lol now for sushi fish ohhh boy i love a lot
If Jim Gaffigan discovers SHOUKUGEKI NO SOMA, the world might end.
“Who’s Roger? I was just getting used to Harvey…” hahaha
8:03 “Look at me! I’m laughing! Do you notice me laughing? HAHAHAHA!”
I bet some Great Lakes Yellow Perch would change your view on fish
he is really hilarious and clean humour (mostly) pretty much genius tapping into our minds - clap clap clap
"No son of mine is gay". I am a 44 year old vegetarian and my father would have said the exact same thing.lol
Jim Gaffigan on Vegetarians: Just kidding, let's talk about meat.
He has more lpm laughs per minute than any comedian
Brussel Sprouts.. OMG kill me.
Salmon has a great taste.
killing it as usual Jim !... we used to serve Winnipeg Goldeye, (head on), in the restaraunt I worked as a teen and I could barely stand looking or smelling it, let alone eating it... :O
"i am trying to lay off the carbs, i am a vegetarian now" :D
“Your act is bologna” 😂🤣
You crack me the heck up! 🤣😂
When I was a vegetarian for 12 years, I used Jim's sets about vegetarians as my ring tones, because I can take a joke. Maybe he subliminally made me go back to eating meat.
Welcome back to the DARK SIDE!!
I was a vegetarian for a few years and I regret all the bacon I missed out on!
Oops...
If you knew "Bill" was the name of the guy who suggested the granola bars, you've heard this bit far too many times.
No never heard of Mr. Bill. If he is funny be wouldnt be making a living like Jim. He makes no feel special like me and him. I am pale like him(reverse racism). He is my favorite comedian 😂 l
I went into a health club And they asked me if I wanted a tan. I replied no melanoma skin cancer please. Is that an oxymoron 🤯
i love you jim
Jim G , I never heard of you prior to this covid 19 thing the world is going through. So totaly bored I click on the You Tube app that was loaded on my phone and I found you and your wonderful family. Instant connection, I am 63 yrs old , the oldest of 5 kids from Toronto. When I watch the Mike and Pat Show I see my brothers, it really doesnt matter how old you are the experiences are the same. Ok please endulge me for moment after all I did " subscribe and i get your email alerts. I was 5 years olds ( my brothers are twins 10 months younger then me , you guess it my parents are catholic) . So they took us to see the Movie Mary Poppins, When we got home from the movie , we went to second story bedroom , popped the window opened the umbrella stuck it out window and my mother heard us talking about who was going jump first. . I tell that story only to you because i know you can relate to it. So I retired yesterday from my cooking job( by they way you boil water correctly). Jim thank you from make the past few months fun , trust me I follow you and your talent family . All the Best from Toronto , Martin Mezzabotta
I may be 11
But this just shows I have good taste when it comes to comedians.
Look great JG. I’m. HUGE FAN
My favorite joke from this guy:
Hooot Pokeeeet!
Is it just me who notices that Jim makes weird falsetto noises when the people are laughing it up? I do that only when I'm alone. ;)
Canadians went over there seen them eating blubber and said the Americans are already here 😂😂😂😂
Me and watching this at one in the morning and have a cross country meet at 8 in the morning tomorrow 😭😭😬😬
oh gawd.. the fish eye.. Jim I cant believe its NOT butter.. 🤨🤨🤨
“No thanks dad I’m a vegetarian”
“Eh! No son of mine’s gay!!!”
😂
8:04 that guys having a good time
The granola part gets me everytime
We have to trick ourselves into eating salad 😂
Just never had fried Catfish... down south these are the Angus of fish!