[@knull1237]

"So dad how'd you meet mommy?"
"...Uhm.........................."

[@aname4681]

I was at work and she needed some help with another confrontation customer

[@suikasia]

That's something he's not explaining even when his child is well past of age. 😂

[@celsos.arestalll7013]

I have a feeling Eggsy won't be the best dad, considering the whole "secret tailor spy" thing

[@henrybenton1896]

Don't think making babies works that way 😂

[@muichiro1111]

Kid:my mother was a princess😊.......
my mother said what😳........
my mother did what💀......

[@hunterkiller1440]

Love how they turned it into a relationship. Wish there was a third one to explore him being both a spy and royalty.

[@ArcXDZ]

I think the 3rd one is in the works?

[@saif-gv6gl]

That'll be fun for sure, imagine the plot being him trying to balance the work of being both a Kingsman and a royalty, or he'll retire but get put back into the fight due to some unforeseen incident

[@AB365_Official]

It's in production

[@oscarenbeta4793]

There is a phrase that says that "The hottest loves have the coldest endings."

So I can say that this couple is very forced

[@DugTheDark]

@@oscarenbeta4793 you really like this phrase huh lmao

[@DugTheDark]

Great way to start a relationship

[@oscarenbeta4793]

There is a phrase that says that "The hottest loves have the coldest endings."
So I highly doubt your statement.

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

​@@oscarenbeta4793look who's using a fallacy
Hypocrite

[@jubal6654]

​@@oscarenbeta4793 you have a problem

[@GabbyFan101]

@@datcheesecakeboi6745where’s the hypocrisy here?

[@datcheesecakeboi6745]

@@GabbyFan101 oscar here accused someone of here of using a fallacy and blah blah blah, it was like an entire paragraph about it, but here he is... using a fallacy

[@Redsnoopie1918]

Eggsy got that royal buns

[@joaocarlosii2188]

The funny part is that they show her kitty 😂
My cousins got wild when they saw this 😂😂😂
I think they were inocent still 😅

[@skinskinner]

@@joaocarlosii2188rheres cats in this movie??? yey

[@justnothing-c1w]

No its the other kind of kitty💀​@@skinskinner

[@ShadowGardennnn]

​@@justnothing-c1wno no, there no other kind of kitty. Just some cute orange cat. Btw you should watch this movie with your kids, kids love cats.

[@caiden7786]

@@joaocarlosii2188I remember seeing my dad watch this when I was 7

[@OsvaldoV13]

Kingsman.
The Secret Servix

[@mrhepy2256]

Nice one

[@azzidopintea4953]

😂😂😂😂

[@dadladtv8321]

Would have been funny if that's where the cervix is located.
Nice try though. 😅

[@diva_muffin]

@@dadladtv8321that’s why it’s the secret one

[@lordvgaming9592]

@@diva_muffinexactly

[@MikeBanksFR]

Because eggsy learns from his mistakes

[@FSM_shady]

I’ve been reading a lot of comments like this lately, what does it mean??

[@Sgjcjhsst]

​@@FSM_shadyits his popular line about iron man

[@FSM_shady]

@@Sgjcjhsst whose popular line? Allen?

[@zz-os7be]

@@FSM_shadyyeah basically Tony learns from every mistake he makes in the iron man movies and makes countermeasures for those mistakes

[@letsgetitback]

​@@zz-os7be I know that but what does it have to do with eggsy

[@kirrb-dot-exe]

Ok but the fact that, instead of being a one-time thing, the second movie showed that they stayed together for a long-term relationship was a very cute subversion
EDIT: ya’ll I meant that it’s a subversion of spy films like James Bond where he just has a girl every movie and ditches them after wanting to get with them. At least Eggsy actually built a relationship from the fling with the princess lol

[@oscarenbeta4793]

A cute thing? mmm idk is weird

[@Force05289]

@@oscarenbeta4793not really, my current girlfriend and I started as a casual fling but once we got to know each other we both fell in love. 2 years strong now and I haven’t looked back.

[@callnight1441]

​@oscarenbeta4793 would you rather he had smashed and then never talked to her again?

[@fyiatflyta]

​@Force05289 same with me, been with officially for a year now. I'm going to marry her no doubt

[@oscarenbeta4793]

@@Force05289 That is pure narrative fallacy. I'm sorry but that's not a good argument.

[@DeTomatoGuy]

I might have to save the world myself

[@nosuchthing8]

Yeah, but I'm not into that

[@andrewtate2654]

​@@nosuchthing8how

[@rachinvocat9587]

@@nosuchthing8as long as its bleached there no harm🫡

[@camdyntootoosis1401]

​@@nosuchthing8 did he ask

[@sidp.1915]

I don’t get it…

[@nathanielforeskin8399]

Love that in the golden circle they make a nice call back when Harry is asking Elton John if he can have tickets to his next concert if he saves the world and Eltons reply "if you save the world you can have a backstage pass" is basically supposed to be the same thing, the kiss is the ticket, and the @nal is the backstage pass😂

[@Andrej.A]

Yep

[@vitoc8454]

Also Eggsy's actor later played Elton John in Rocketman

[@PhilipEspraa]

I watched this with my grandpa and when the freaky scene showed he was like "aw hell naw turn the tv of" 💀💀

[@brentdaelman4153]

Bro this movie only gets better

[@roboknight0-0]

I was watching that movie with my mum and sister and I was 12. I saw the censored version of that movie before but this was the full version and I had no idea. When "that" scene came my soul left my body

[@books_rule]

He got his priorities straight

[@ombra711]

Goated Trivia😂

[@Jemppu]

oh, gods... do people still remember goatse? You have unlocked an unwelcome memory.
(do not google it, kids, if you do not know)

[@chadsmith8146]

Saved the world all for a bit of buggering. Solid lad. 😂

[@Venantium]

Oh my god Allen I didn't know this one, gah I love your content 🤣

[@Reids777]

“And that’s how I met your mother”

[@Queenbg1]

What a classy move!
From a princess...
Now I understand all these women that want "princess" treatment.

[@jonshysasaki9360]

Damm the Director is fcking hilarious for that 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TruthFU2]

😂😂😂😂❤🎉

[@chadscorner6807]

dude this very short made me watch the full movie

[@veex35]

I remember watching the uncensored one with family 💀

[@Giogio2020jobro]

Wait uncensored????

[@PassiveSinner]

Royalty at its finest

[@Gamechanger4evr]

Thanks for the information I can't live without. Now I can live peacefully

[@TravisBeck-i8z]

I wish they'd make a 3rd. These are my favorite action movies.

[@RyderVR123]

Did you know that AllenTsai changes the color of his camera to match the scene he is explaining?

[@ryei06]

He does this because he learns from his mistakes

[@ryei06]

He does this because he learns from his mistakes

[@spontaneouslord3756]

Princess offered egsy overtime. 😂

[@WeBlanchin]

She's also the Dutch Princess in the movie 😂

[@MTRBR-mp7wj]

not Swedish?

[@WeBlanchin]

@@MTRBR-mp7wj yeah I can't remember, you might be right

[@Lasarius]

swedish

[@frankdaniel49]

Well I didn't know that Allen thanks. That's my new password

[@quirrel_dynasty]

Oh hell nah.

[@Authentic.Ayush_]

I was in fourth standard when i first saw the movie and i loved it and i did not understand why they show her a** and i asked ky friend and didn't know either. Miss those innocent days 😅

[@Nowayactually128]

Bri i loved bith the kingsman movies so much

[@crystalh3]

Yes, I did know that. It was my favorite part of the movie 🥰

[@Man_face-jv2ej]

So how many times did you watch this?
Me: yes

[@ok-ys9vj]

I love your content. ❤

[@kylecooper4812]

Kingsman: the Secret Sphincter

[@caiden7786]

I remember walking in on my dad watching this movie when I was 7 too bad I stayed up and watched Deadpool at 5 cause I could’ve been traumatized then

[@harshu346]

Best scene in any movie till date

[@-HElLP]

Always remember
Game is game

[@ObabiOlorunkosiOyekanmi]

After the offer, the world didn't have a choice but to be saved.

[@dealwithit1025]

The Fact I watch this as a kid made a lot of sense to why I'm like this

[@valerianocosta5976]

yeah, they said it even in the special content of the dvd and blue ray, when they get the interview of the actors and directors....

[@mathiskolde3167]

At the end of the second movie, Eggsy even married her and became prince of Sweden

[@Tabbypm9]

For how awesome that movie was, this is really surprising 😂

[@The_chosen_001]

I DIDNT KNOW BRO WAS FREAKY LIKE THAT

[@DallasJr.]

Bro got his priorities straight 💀

[@Critical-TF2]

I love kingsman, i love both parts i'm excited for the third, i watched kingsman this week

[@imbored2312]

I swear it is so unhinged but a cool concept i love the two movies

[@2sinfulsansYTGOD]

Bro is on his James Bond Ark but is more of a gentleman.

[@Le-sama]

Its always the details that make it so much better

[@garcia8270]

Que buena película

[@ravensLitterbox]

The funniest thing is how i never noticed that joke

[@fleetproductions1410]

Bro got the challenge and clutched HARD...
And in return so did she-

[@genjishim5014]

the code was such a clever idea

[@YaBoiGuren]

Amazing "analogy" 💀

[@Andrej.A]

ANAlogy

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Oh my god… I’m not even joking, that’s my grandparents gate code

[@artobaron399]

He is really he gentlemen he snatched champagne before coming in her cell

[@MemorableScatterbrain]

I love this movie lolz

[@Yuuko_Masami]

Now that's a royal treatment right there.

[@rotherthies]

Did you know that, that scene is cut from. Every version of the movie except the unrated one.. the one on HBO max, the line is cut.

[@CVswhndja]

Something you wouldn't experience.

[@gbdomalgamer]

In Portuguese, she says that if he saves the world, he can use the back door

[@getwreckednerds6433]

Shes a real one for that

[@Zyrusrello]

I have watched this movie a lot of times

[@boss-johnson34]

What's the name please m

[@geekygirlgaymesalot736]

Whaaaaaaat no way, i gotta rewatch the whole movie to fact check this

[@that_guy.lokkud]

Bro did crazy things to be a spy😂

[@leesmith7196]

Ha thats brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂

[@funnyguy-b4q]

that’s because he learns from his mistakes

[@official_YouTubeVanced]

Kingsmen The brown circle

[@ace_king3602]

2625, got it making that my friends password the next time
I get his phone 😂

[@Lordinfamous91]

This is almost like the night I met my Wife except without having to save the world

[@yvngbrxndon]

This Kingsman was the best movie 😭

[@THEGurtiest]

Kinksman: Up the Secret Crevice

[@irbis_rosh]

How an average Westminster relationship sharts...

[@whytho4418]

In the next movie she also offers an*l if he saves the world again

[@hulkaman64]

Backdoor code to open the front door. Clever

[@DummyAcoustic]

the thing that i hated about the films is how the deaths are overlooked especially in 2
Merlin, His Dog, His Best Friend and The Entire Kingsman England Branch and That Girl who got boomed weren’t ever mentioned or brought up at all

[@ImmaReact]

Her 2625 was simply scrumptious. Perfectly proportional. Delicious 😂

[@St.AutisticusII]

Bit random but they also Filmed a couple of scenes in a small town that’s local to me

[@janadrian8630]

A knowledge I didn't need but still awesome

[@athanwain8609]

A man of culture

[@andimanila]

Well, she IS a princess and they DID end up getting married. For a kid from the Projects (or rather, the English equivalent), that's not bad at all. Besides, LOTS of people do a**l. 😄

[@a1morrison290]

And remember the second movie he says he gotta save the world and she says you know what that means

[@lack4aname]

In the second movie, the same thing happens with Harry and Elton John 😂😂😂

[@deniceiscooking]

I was happier not knowing that

[@tuan333back]

Mario after watching dis :

[@godfreylufa]

That's a huge motivation to save the world

[@fahriagung-_.]

I still wonder how that's spell is that..

[@chrisdelaroy7173]

And then he gave merlin the show of his life

[@Paopao621]

Now that's something to risk your life for .

[@dolphinsfan3245]

She put her @$$ on the line 😂

[@WeAreWeirdo1982]

Ugh he's so cute 😢

[@kekekeke2200]

In some countries its censored, i think its censored here in sweden

[@FL.Paajee]

Legends say that "something was expanded beyond its ability"🕳️

[@danuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

2625 spells as ... wait a minute

[@YourFriendIyNeighbour]

"And thats how i met your mother"

[@alejandrorg1812]

Kink-s-man

[@PrincessBritneyWickUwU]

He does this because kingsmen learn from their mistakes

[@Mastermind8908]

Which makes me question what Valentine's real agenda with her was. 🤔

[@Potable_scent]

Did you even watch the movie??
Valentine was convincing powerful people (celebrity, royals, wealthy, government officials etc) to create a new world with
Some of the people accepted his offer and stayed by his side, others refused him so valentine kidnapped them and forced them into the new world wether they liked it or not

[@YdnOsama]

My boi got him sumn butt fytb😭😭😂

[@MoonWeird0]

Dang they were slick

[@kate_6436]

I mean this fact you just get from watching the movie haha