That's not even counting the fact that in the original Xbox version of this game that the fight's bugged and nearly impossible to beat. Seems that the timing for actually pressing the right buttons is nearly frame perfect, so you need to buttonmash and pray that you actually can push him off.
I know i'm a couple months late, but this still needs to be said, I think we as Jerma fans now know that if any game he plays takes place in a low res cityscape with demented NPCs, you know it's gonna be good
he's struggling to button mash because he's on some 60 frames per second and the game thinks he can mash 2 or 3 times as fast. I had this issue when I emulated MSG: Peace Walker
Peace Walker's mashing was not even related to FPS, it was just fucking damn-near impossible to do it took me like five tries and two breaks to even do it because of how strenuous it is
I legit almost broke my controller doing it, thankfully in Co-op it makes it 100x easier because the other player can either adjust the voltage or totally turn it off
I mean, in the end a name is just a name, they are still the same character doing the same thing, just with a different name which makes me visualize better how they look and sound, making the book comedic to me.
"He's chasing me with Deadpool"
-Jerma 2018
I realize I am quite off topic but do anybody know a good website to stream newly released series online?
@Quinton Braylen Thank you, I went there and it seems like a nice service :D I appreciate it!!
@Grayson Rocco you are welcome :D
These bot ass replies...
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
The entire shipping warehouse mission was the most stressful thing I have ever seen live
That's not even counting the fact that in the original Xbox version of this game that the fight's bugged and nearly impossible to beat. Seems that the timing for actually pressing the right buttons is nearly frame perfect, so you need to buttonmash and pray that you actually can push him off.
@@lowenevvan8619 who else saw flippys video lol
@@guyofwarwick like, millions, apparently
@@lowenevvan8619 the Gamecube is the only non-bugged version
Lol it's a cheap shit game so lol
>Press "" to Diffuse Bomb
"DIFFUSE".
GOOD.
>Shoots bomb
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
BAD
that feeling when you play yourself and then 2me4me_irl4me and you get back you get back to it
MrPwsoap I don't think I understood a word of that.
MrPwsoap I think I just had a fucking stroke while reading that.
Same
Sorry, but that was 2 haHAA 4 me
Only people with razer deathadders will get this joke
"You wanna get punched in the face?"
"Haha, no one says that."
Jerma, you're in New York.
the whole dark souls boss battle starting at 9:19 is probably Jerma’s best show of skill in video games
9:45 EXTREMELY underrated line
eyy what da hell took you nancys so- gah MOTHAFUCK! euh you’re gonna wish you were dead
This whole game is the equivalent of a man screaming at the top of his lungs while going 200 miles per hour.
"My life is a danger" 2018 Jerma
Nuno Marques I mean he clearly said “in” though.
"You'll meet God soon"
"They still working at the computers?"
Labor laws are tough all over, Jerma.
The name's Policeman...
*Lights cigar*
... MR Policeman.
Albertpolice Einman
The very beginning "OMG NOOOO!"killed me cause it sounded more of someone who was like entirely annoyed they knew you were gonna shoot the bomb
Nice pfp
@@etrs thankie!
"...and you get to it!" I'm still not sure how that rant didn't end up as a copypasta.
my attempt
waOw, pla- z z thaH
feeling When you Play Yourself
anthen
To MeForMe
IRL
FOR ME
And you GEt Back
And you Get TO IT
I know i'm a couple months late, but this still needs to be said, I think we as Jerma fans now know that if any game he plays takes place in a low res cityscape with demented NPCs, you know it's gonna be good
he's struggling to button mash because he's on some 60 frames per second and the game thinks he can mash 2 or 3 times as fast. I had this issue when I emulated MSG: Peace Walker
Peace Walker's mashing was not even related to FPS, it was just fucking damn-near impossible to do
it took me like five tries and two breaks to even do it because of how strenuous it is
Man, I had so much trouble with Peace Walkers mashing on PSP. Almost didn't get through the story because of that one part.
I legit almost broke my controller doing it, thankfully in Co-op it makes it 100x easier because the other player can either adjust the voltage or totally turn it off
I remember using an old Nokia phone on my PSP's triangle button to get through that torture part
i finished peace walker like 6 or 7 years ago and I dont remember what part you guys are talking about xD
compact streamer attempts to impersonate law enforcement on stream
8:56 Italian Dark Souls
I swear, Jerma videos are the best way to pick me up when I'm tired or I've had a bad day.
11:54
I just got so many flashbacks to Star's sit-down gun bit
5:10 - 5:19 actual footage of jerma beating dark souls 4 *ON STREAM*
2:40
Jerma is the best cop, causes two cars to get damaged and gets off scott free. That's how good he is.
waOw, pla- z z
thaH
feeling WhEn you Play YourSElf
anthen
To MeForMe
IRL
FOR ME
And you GEt Back
And you Get TO IT
2me4me irl4me
5:54
When you see your sister about to eat the last Milky Way bar.
My man's hair looking like Jotaro in 8:45
This man *LITERALLY* ate pizza on stream
"I wasn't expecting that from such an old game"
Yes! He read the thing I said in chat! Am I immortal now? :D
No, but you're close. Now you must rub Jerma's left eyeball 3 times. Then, and only then, will you have completed the process.
What is it with the True Crime series that makes it so perfect?
Jerma's sense of humor and tendency to break games and the fact that the game is a buggy mess make for a great combination
The first game is like some crazy joke story. And the second one is a joke of a game.
Early 2000's stank combined with jank.
@@Rad-Dude63andathird2000s*
You may be thinking of the apostrophe in '00s
that FEELING when you play yourself and then to me for me irl for me and you get back and get to it!
That was a satisfying ending.
Ur gay
When can we expect True Crime Hong Kong aka Sleeping Dogs
man who never eat pork bun is never a whole man!
He actually streamed all of that if I am not mistaken, they just gotta edit it
you can watch the full stream of that right now.
+Man in Tidy Whities
SD is a good game. But True Crime series is much better.
yep but the only difference between them is that Sleeping Dogs is an actual stable game(at least on consoles)
"there was once a man from Nantucket" that killed me xD
MISSION PASSED: +RESPECT
the fucking npc getting knocked around by the door physics
"*Diffuse* the bomb"
"Spread the bomb over a larger area"
that’s not Steve Carrell. that’s _clearly_ Gilbert Godfried doing an impression of Al Pacino
Remember when Jerma got hit by a car and became a fucking firework?
Local streamer gets crazy with power and chases ladies down the street.
I used to watch Jerma videos, but that was before the plague hit! Good to be back ;)
Evan Almighty? That was Bruce Almighty good sir.
Fake nerd streamer.
Evan Almighty was the worst sequel ever made.
No, Evan Almighty was right. That was the one with Steve Carell. Jerma was correct.
Steve Carell was in Bruce Almighty, as Evan.
thank you so much for leaving the last bit in what a blessing
0:55 the comedic timing here is impeccable
6:46 “D O NT DO I T” - jerma at his most vulnerable
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE
“My compatriots will service you!”
Does Jerma play through this whole game never realising that it's running at double speed?
Local streamer assaults train commuters, claims he’s a “cop”
+5 BAD
Every time he fell in that ship gave me flash backs to misstepping in dayz
That's Bruce almighty, Evan almighty's the one where nothing memerable happens.
He’s playing the whole game on 2x speed lmao
“Wanna get punched in the face?” Isn’t this New York? That’s a normal confrontation
shoutouts to the guy from nantucket
>tfw when you play yourself and then 2me4meirl4me and you get back and you get to it
These y2k aesthetics are beautiful... would be amazing to see a 2023 remake but still the same era
4:09 lol
I started reading Lord of the Flies, and I pretend that Piggy is Jerma and Ralph is STAR
Sounds fun is it bad to read books like that
I mean, in the end a name is just a name, they are still the same character doing the same thing, just with a different name which makes me visualize better how they look and sound, making the book comedic to me.
STAR would be jack
Etalyx is Piggy, and all the rest of the characters are just each separate copies of Jerma
Then who's Simon?
"Aw shit, what the hell?"
The earth is a hallow slinky, the elves mined it out years again
This stream was literally one of the best ive seen
8:56 - Viewer caution is advised. Sexual content.
13:25 Local streamer forces black man to sit in the back of public transportation, onlookers horrified.
8:56
OwO
And then Jerma went into a walk-in-oven.
"OH MY GOD NO"
I just realized they put "diffuse" instead of "defuse." Quality.
Excuse me? How did I never watch this gem.
Sleeping Dogs really improved on this.
Lol this game is like one of those free games in cereal.
for years i was under the impression this was better than Streets of LA but now i've seen it in action, its exactly the same
8:37 I just actually pissed myself
Hot
"Gonna drift around the corner here"
I feel like one of these chat moments needs a Ron burgundy opening
5:18
UnboxTherapy lowkey shoutouted this vid recently
Bernas sauce?
Renamed in the third season to simply "Two Swords and a Steve".
Press E to *Diffuse* bomb
ALERT: THIS IS NOT A BIT
This game kinda reminds me of Spiderman 2 minus Spiderman
This game was part of my childhood
1:48 every where he goes he causes chaos 🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:00 I didn't realise this was Punisher
(it took me a little bit to realise where I recognized that move from)
6:59 "The sidewalk is wide enough. Go."
There once was a man from Nantucket
THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT YESSSS
Compact Bostonian repeatedly throws Actor/Comedian Steve Carrell off of two story building
"Diffuse" the bomb
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
This is somehow extremely infuriating to watch. The janky 2x speed of almost makes me nauseous.
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST,
B I T C H
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Crazed compact man runs through train
8:37 local streamer drives a mustang
*DON'T*
Oh hey, The Office reference
Maybe one day he's figure out you can't arrest people unless they KO
*record* *scratch*
Jerma please do a minecraft let's play with ster and etalyx
*It's called JermaCraft you fake-fan.*
2:27
Y O U W A N N A G E T P U N C H E D I N T H E F A C E
7:12 True Crime
Jerma you have the best gameplay videos 😂
yossarian_17 shut up weeb
Why is Jerma assaulting Stevie Wonder with a pizza shovel?!
Man this looks like the best game in the Yakuza series
Local streamer murders punch button.