North Korea - Hell March
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ต.ค. 2010
- This a video from North Korea. A new leader kim Jong Un.
North Korea wages war against the United States of America. Kim Jong-Un aggressive threats of nuclear war. Korean War. April 10th warning to embassy in North Korea.
looks like a nice place to take the kids on holiday.
Angelica Pickles oh yeah I went there, you gotta visit the prison camps, so many activities, firing squad was also nice, so relaxing
@b1untrama Seriously? It is basic Socialism/Communism 101. Prison camps for your enemies and traitors.
Yes i went there with my 4 kids we had a great time but i did come home with only 2
just like Barcelona i hear
I hear their showers are to die for too!
1:25 “ This song is awesome isn’t it?”
I wish I knew that name of this song. It would be my workout number, to get me focused
Mike V. It’s Hell March Red Alert google that or search it here
@@ShawnaGraham50thanks for the information 😇
Lol
yeus
Random soldier: *does wrong marching.
Kim jong un: So you have chosen death.
So true
Command and Conquers: Generals Asia Assault.
2:16 that is one of the teletubbies😂
Me: drops food
Bacteria after 5 seconds: 0:33
James 5373 So original...
rabbit uchiha like your mom’s original when you’re made
Woah man so funny
@@MegaNancyLover no one cares
HAHAAA
2:06 WESTERN SPY
That’s me bro
He could be anyone of us, he could be you, he could be me.
@@absbrah38 **dies**
@@wildbaguette6767 WHOA WHOA WHOA
You just got that guy executed
Legend says Lenin is still alive and he's fixing the camera at 2:05
His portrait is in the background at the building lol
@@thequackattack7704 r/Whooosh
@@EFV_123 what...
That's not how that works 😆
I just pointed something out of the video.
doesnt even resemble lenin
*Imagine being a North Korean soldier and making a mistake during the parade march 😅*
They'd be erased from all existence.
He will be shot at by a tank
Hippity hoppity your soul is leaving your body.
Hippity hoppity you and ur family are now my property
didn't ask, don't care, plus you're american
Teacher: we're going to korea.
Girls: omg! I cant wait to see BTS!!
Me and the bois:
Heck yeah
Wrong korea but ok
ToxicSkull0 He said “Korea.” Which means either North or South so by what he said the class is going to both countries.
Nick Y *to the DMZ*
not just bts
2:18 "I hate my job"
lmao the face says it all
Comfused
Kim Jong Un lmao
***** PUTIN HUILO!!!LALALALALALALALALA!!!
Winston Smith. ;)
1:26 dad can we go to mcdonalds? Yes sure son after this
me: *in the cafeteria opening a bag of chips*
The whole cafeteria: 0:33
"Comrade Kim, how much money should we spend on our military?"
Kim Jong Un: *yes*
Funny, it still is an outdated shit military straight outta 60's.
Jussi Eronen Some of it goes even further back TO THE 50s!!
Coco Taveras who needs modern when you have men and woman’s with Bob Semple and muskets ready to be thrown in the meetgrind
Lmao
ya like jazz?
How The Teacher Expects Us to leave during a fire: 0:33
True
Nah man in my school when there's fire it's every man for themselves
@@anastartes2693 What's so cool about escaping a fire if all the other pupils escape, too?
In case a of a fire leave class and place a chair to block the door.
kim jong il having a heart attack th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@Otis Chan OH SHIT
1:46 the camera guy losed his focus for moment 😂
I think that might be Kim Yo-jong, the sister of Kim Jong-un, might be the hidden leader of North Korea today. Or she will be successor.
1:46 superweapons of N.Korea
if one of those guys with a rpg trips it's all over.
LOL
Kept waiting for one of them to rip one off into the guy in front of him. ;)
The safety caps are clearly visible on the projectile.
@@CSnulls
its
A
Joke
The equipment is so outdated nothing would probably happen
Kim the 60s called, they want their tec back
tech
saberdragon20 the 90's called they want their joke back
America the 1800s called they want colonialism back
Speedbird That makes no sense whatsoever.
@@sharkboi6164 They telephones in the 1800s
Guy clapping out of place at 1:11 is probably still in a work camp
I saw him ,that was terrible clapping tbh
1:07 MOMMY IM SCARED OF THOSE CLONES
NAAAAAAHHHGG
Man just imagine if someone had leg cramps while marching. That would be devastating.
And with a rpg lol
That soldier would get a reprimand afterwards, and the reprimand wouldn't be in words.
Then you're dead :/
They fall like domino's lol
6 weeks in hard labor camp, that is if they are feeling generous.
2:27 even the clapping is synchronised !
Yeah I mean it's not hard to clap in time with some music playing....
then youll like this lol th-cam.com/video/oULpUlixmGM/w-d-xo.html
You can see some of them clapping out of sync tho. Sadly they've all been executed 😢
@@DrakeOola 😧
Asians are biological robots
The class exiting the classroom for lunch: 0:33
Guy at 0:01 in the mirror that morning: “I am toughness incarnate. Don’t fuck with me”
0:38 OMG! They are building a DEATH STAR!
Holy shit...
BREAKING NEWS
NORTH KOREA CREATES A DEATH STAR ITS ADVICE TO BUILD A BUNKER BEFORE THEY LAUNCH IT TO SPACE
ONLY 3.99
HOLY SHIT
Ho shit...
Metalocalypse?
Teacher : We will open the main doors of the school for 5 minutes and give you some guns to have fun with. Me and the bois : 0:31
yet an isolated country yet so badass this deserves an oscar.
аминь товарищ аминь как ленинские крутые идеи о лучшем мире ничего кроме коммунизма
@@Mike-ty9kg Well not really, communism sucks. Its real purpose is to kill, torture and make people fear. Thats why most countries that got invaded by sovietic union and were communist are now on nato and are capitalist democracies. This shameful failed attack on Ukraine is one of the proofs that this shit is dying.
Cringe as fuck lmaooo commie soy boys. Rocket man is one dumbass decision from having his country turned into the worlds biggest parking lot
@@Mike-ty9kg do you really think that?
@@Mike-ty9kg bro go to a communist country and see how cool is I bet you’ll love it
Girls listening to Kpop: "OMG this song is so good!"
Me and the boys listening to Kpop:
Me, a kpop fan: *so.. u listened to gangnam style huh?*
@@Rin-gx7np 강남스타일 좋은 노래지. 암암.
@@bismarck5566 어머나 야발 여기서 한국인을 보네
I love K-Pop ehh I mean North Korean PoP
@@ucanthandlesuchathing they have pop songs? ಠ_ಠ
Me: Opens a new pack of gum
Everyone in the school: 0:33
Also Everyone: *brings RPGs and AKs incase they need to forcefully take it.*
Ande1steve5 hahaha
:D hahaha
underrated comment
Is it bad that it happened to me before 😂🤣😅😅😅😅
I can't believe this was recorded 10 years ago
Same
Me: *Makes Loud windchimes sounds at night
Ghosts: 0:33
Imagine a parent saying "There's my son, wait, that's not him, it's the one next to him, wait, no, that's not him either".
Edit:
People getting salty. What I meant was they all look similar, because in military parades they're supposed to. It's the same in every country.
But middle easterners looks same too,Mohamed.
@@tazago jesus was middle eastern too so they look like jesus
@@tazago humans all look the same
When units in a rts have the same face portrait and unit model
@@imwinningthisone7613 lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaao wtf
This deserves a place in the youtube hall of fame..such a classic
amen brother
Yes
Perfect timing with the march.
@@johncage3969 don't say amen to anything to do with killing war or military
@@Kanelbullah They are conditioned to act like machines, or else......
1:07 they are literally pointing the gun at eachother's head
Image if one of them accidentally shoot it
@@syawalrayyan6932 they use empty magazines/clips
They ready to shoot in case someone amde a mistake
thats what teachers except from us if the fire siren goes on..
2:20 lmao the guy at the left
well hes gonna be executed
Killed
you can just tell those guys don’t wanna be there
His neck is broken
@@DJmonke123 come on they look so proud look at the bright smiles on their faces 🤣
What you don't see is the people in the background on giant hamster wheels powering the cameras.
LEOBear LOL
LEOBear how do they have
Good camera quality is that all they have?
Hahaha
What a great idea for AOC to have all New York skyscrapers powered by giant hamster wheels! Wow!
@b1untrama this vid was uploaded in 2010 tho
I love how they made lenin korean.
0:57 when you said anime sucks
Flu: Exist
Immune System: 0:33
When body sees coronavirus 0:33
This is the best comment GOLD 😂🤣
0:16 We have a photo of Vladimir Lenin
The greatest leader the world has ever faced.
Indeed
With lipstick
Yea
Petro Poroshenko cooler!
That's impressive unison, but you know a lot of people no longer exist in the making of it.
Proud to be born in north korea🇰🇵❤😭😍
How is bro commenting?
Wait what the fu-
The fuck?
You joke?
Hi WELCOME TO HELL
2:05 Lenin be fixin’ da camera 😳😳
😂
Maybe he is not dead maybe he is time travel or reincarnated
@The governor it's just a picture of lenin
I was just joking Lenin died in 1922
@@Spanzerkrieg *1924
The ants coming to the hot cheeto i dropped be like..
Junebug482 Dark but good
The red ant army
North Korea: didn't participate to any war since decades
The generals: M E D A L S
There still at war, they signed a armistice tho.
The only army in the world that's dancing instead of marching.
Kim Jong Un would be proud of this vid
+moepskie yup
+moepskie he fucking made it!
+moepskie he made it
no he didnt
its kim jong il
*Legends say they are still marching*
First comment in 3 years
Are you atcually saying they still are
Everyone is talking about how great the North Korean army Hell march is, but no one is talking about the North Korean death star passing by the camera
The perfect music voiceover doesn’t ex-
1:51 I would be laughing too tbh
Clóighí Nic Lochlainn SAME
She probably dead now for that, camera man was a snitch
shes pretty 🤚🏻🤚🏻
@Hassan HOURI i gave her compliment, im not a simp
And she is dead now so I didn’t want too
1:24 Is Kim Jung on Crazy? Marshal :Yes.
No im not
@@iwnlseve7031 Torture him
How dare you disrespect our leader
Fun fact; average height is 5ft 3inches #scary
Red alert music makes this video epic
insufficient funds
lmao.
btw we need a good michael wittmann film
Hello, Brother....
China will grow larger... AH THE MEMORIES!! XD
foot pump air rocket launch detected
Unable to comply building in progress
2:05 this man must be saved
What
No it's just a western spy
@@sayfridge lol thats Lenin, he isn't dead, he just became a cameraman
@@johannsebastianbach9003lmao
@@johannsebastianbach9003 i mean behind the lenin, i think theres a western guy
The most beautiful thing in the video is the smile of the Korean female soldier.
I'm obsessed with this
2:31 most metal part of the whole video
Lmao I like that little chest jump they do after each step
You have to wear your belt above the waist and I hear that its very painful to march like that.
it's their signature of marching
that happens because there stomping so fucking hard
They look like fucking retards
+CSG7 FUZE the goose step looks awesome
0:33 their walking style so rhythmic and swiping here to there with their gun
Impressed
when the class nerd tells the teacher mr, you forgot the homework
Me and the class: 0:43
Lol
Legit underrated
Guns out guys, I have the whip to get him down. What did we do in training? Stab and shoot.
@@MuricanMan100 target down
@@fastum000 good job soldiers.
Food: falls off my plate for 0.00001 seconds.
My dogs below the dinner table: 0:33
that’s a lot of dogs buster
my man got millions of dogs under a dining table
Why do they have rpgs
how can I get license to these footages?
This goes hard.
I just fell in love with the smiling girl at 1:45
..
Ydufdhdfdgfsfhfxgd.
What the Fuck
1.15
1:15
@@sinkingflames5986 dasar reza bejat
She was farting the whole time
My other friends think how i and will arrive in school after an 5 hour gaming.
2:12
Reading that sentence caused brain damage
My eyes and organs hurt
All praise General Comrade Kim Jong Un. Urrrrraaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They're doing what is called goosestepping
0:16 OG Lenin, my nigga.
*Our
our nigga
@@Zen-rw2fz 🤡
FUCK YOUR nigga
@@nursultanislamvov302 What did u say 'bout my nigga?!
2:05 lenin?
No it's bismarck, obv...
Breaking News : Nroth Korea is communist
DPRK is a Communist State
@@miladantoine4566 uhh north korea was communist in 1946 or 1951
Well its an innovating type of communism, where the dictator is rich and the people poor
The music really enhances it
#1 in Marches! Perfect.
Meh....the Nazis were more terrifying and intimadating
I completely agree
but theyre stupid when theyre doing plan of attacks...
the only thing scary about german is their forces
The only bad plan attack they did was Operation Barbarossa. Other than that, almost all of their plans were succesfull.
+Commander Ethan Fuck no. The thing that was scary about the Wehrmacht was that they had the best soldiers and officiers in the world.
@Gangsta Licious stfu edgelord
0:33 People when you sneeze in walmart
Probably all safe with dummy warheads and all, but i have to say it: one wrong sneeze and that’s a lot of rpg battalion confetti
존나 멋있다 진짜
是 !
0:01 when your father is a potato
And your mother too (not u)
And your son is a grape.
When your uncle is a orange
and your brother is a bean
AND a western spy
so cool, it's like stepping in a time machine to 1950-60 with perfect Color footage
Oh! The young Jong-un.
is this what the teacher expects when she tells us to line up in a single file line?
2:06 Benedict Camberbatch in a covert mission in the DPRK
Cumberbatch actually
@@harrisonkey698 Who asked?
@@Moojingles_ me
Lol that's Lenin, 2:05 he still alive and is now a journalist and a s
Cameraman
1:45 very dangerous women
This is way too relatable!
this is one hell of a march
I can imagine them, rolling up in a war against the U.S. like that, lol.
like poor rice farmers and afghan mountain men
Dude north Korea would get it's butt kicked by America if they went to war
Will Castaneda America’s citizens are a bunch of jokes, but it’s military is quite the opposite. The war wouldn’t even last a year if they used all their forces.
@@alexanders2669 ok so yeah we use all our forces and other allies forces to beat them or not if it was north Korea and us face to face u.s would chrush north korea
Will Castaneda go to war with them and you start war with Russia and China
0:00 엄준식
@Pankkiiri Ankka Dude.
Dude..
@Pankkiiri Ankka stop you already kill him
엄마가
준비한
식샤
엄준식이 사람 이름인가요???
is this music from red alert?
Song name
"Sir, how many do we want in the March? "
"ALL OF IT!!! "
0:00 to 0:03 leafy
Antso Makkaraianen What?
@@cocotaveras8975 its finnish
Elias Lyyrtö How does this have anything to do with Finland?
@@cocotaveras8975 he is speaking Finnish because The others guys name is finnish. No reason to anwser in english If they both speak Finnish. smh. And The first Guy on The video kinda looks like asian leafy.
Elias Lyyrtö Oh ok
This is less of a hell march and more of a heck stroll.
imagine those soldier walking towards you
1:49 the best part
Simp
😂😂😂
Beauty to horror
Simp behavior.
0:33 This is exacly how every Ministry of Education wants ideal gradulation tests for all students
How the teacher expect us to act during a fire alarm
Isn't the music from command and conquer?
I'm not going to lie that was the best marching I've ever seen
*Exatamente, se um soldado errar um passo vai encarrar uma artilharia antiaérea.*
the newer parades are even better
Me and the boys when someone clocks our homie:
0:33
0:43*