ALL Map Voting Dialog - PHIGHTING

[@oonqi]

I FOUND MALLS DIALOG!!!
valk: "Time for a shopping spree!"
dom: "We visit this mall multiple times a week, I think we can take a break once in a while."
valk: "But the mall is calling me!"
dom: "And your bank account is screaming for help."
but for now i dont think sword fighting tournament has one!

[@nbqqj]

that one is so funny(somehow i've never seen it in game)

[@Melisa_Melody]

"And your bank account is screaming for help."
I'M FUCKING SOBBING 😭😭😭

[@Zaripy_1th]

🤣 and your bank account is screaming for help, omg that is going to be the death of me,

[@Coilphighting]

Valk is a shopaholic confirmed 🙏

[@Hx_hopeless]

what ​@@Coilphighting

[@gooberclippedthat]

Dom bullying valk for being short every 2 seconds:

[@drperky2135]

Dom tries not to insult valk's size for 10 minutes (Difficulty: Impossible)

[@ElldisYes]

I love Dom's jokes making fun of Valk's height 😭🙏

[@DollaDolla_Bills]

My man is 4'-3

[@biggestcoolkiddfan]

WELL I DON'T LIKE THEM😡😡😡

[@watermelon_cat_skateboard]

@@biggestcoolkiddfani cant hear you from down there

[@simpsreal1846]

Fun fact :Valk height was also mocking Soda's height

[@biggestcoolkiddfan]

@@watermelon_cat_skateboard I hate you Skateboard PHIGHTING! [ALPHA]

[@Kcirrtap]

The fact that Valk is older than Dom makes this more funnier

[@dearestnewland]

i thought dom was older until i found out valk was actually older by a few months

[@DummyCakes]

despite on thier efforts they still getting lawsuits

[@chaekers]

Dom's height jokes are hilarious, and i'm here for em everytime

[@cardinvuong9742]

AAAA I LOVE THESE TWO GOOFBALLS SO FUCKING MUCH 😭😭😭

[@pog9650]

splatoon idols be like

[@Please.SaveMySoul]

These two are literally me n my pookie except the height difference is a few centimeters

[@nedagamer9436]

Phighters, are you ready to rumble? NO.
Will we actually be nuking whales at this location? YES.

[@jensielrosario8597]

Valk? More like lord of the flys (I mean it literally she is a fly for those that don’t get the joke)

[@Zaripy_1th]

i love this

[@aceonp1uto]

aerovehicular manslaughter ahh map doomspire

[@Itzsamuela32]

yoo epic!

[@MKS_INTHEWORLD]

YIPPIEE!!1!1!1!

[@Awakened_Doronxd]

how do i disable the cutscene

[@dearestnewland]

reset character

[@Awakened_Doronxd]

@@dearestnewland k

[@Somerandomguy2763]

You don't, you're gonna be reminded of their existence everyday

[@Awakened_Doronxd]

@@Somerandomguy2763 torture

[@nbqqj]

the cutscene is shoved in your brain once you join the game
you can never escape