@@Jemini4228 Apparently it depends on the version. Witcher 3 Geralt is very handsome, but he's not supposed to be in the books by what I hear and he wasn't in Witcher 1. And even in W3, when Geralt and Ciri go to Velen, Geralt gets called ugly by the woman selecting people to send up the hill, which... what? I mean he's no fresh-faced virgin, but get your eyes checked, lady. And now we have Netflix Geralt, and I personally don't care for what Cavill's done to his body, but apparently most people are into it. So yeah, Eskel's right. It's debatable. And maybe that's an intentional layer of the joke.
@@austenhead5303 Geralt isn't ugly in the books ether. He does have this very scary smile. Which looks terrifying due to his "viper eyes" and extremely pale skin.
Made my day, that one xD Didn't notice it playing, but now I was like "WAIT A SECOND, did he ACTUALLY WIGGLE his eyebrows?!?!" and backtracked to see it again. "Oooh yes he did. Gotta love that man xD"
I love that at 4:38 the townsman says "young people these days" without realising Geralt is probably twice as old as he is, at nearly a century old 😂😂😂
The dry humor between Geralt and Yen is so refreshing and down to earth, you just don't find it in any other game EVER. Geralt: What was THAT? Yen: Unicorns.... Geralt: I know they were foglets Yen, I was just asking where they came from! hahaha
Oh, how I love this game. The Witcher game series has got to be the greatest game frenchise ever. It's such a shame CDPR won't release Witcher 1 with far better character controls.
Is the best action quote of video or silent understanding: "Reaching for your sword, drawing your sword upon another"? Added reply, conversational quotes we could say, too, from this TH-cam app video; quoted from this 'man of the second dimension', and 'people of the second dimension' just like the 'actors and actresses of the television, second dimension.'
"Always knew too much study would kill you." "They don't call me the 'Butcher of Blavekin' for nothing." "Sometimes, sometimes heads just roll." -"You're just a stick in the mud." *"Pretty much handsome stick ." -"Debatable." "Stay away from dangerous women" +"Never took you for a poet." *"But I am one." "Sorry we were never here." "Come out and fight, Bxcxx". We could communicate well in conversation with this 'man of the second dimension', and, I should add, with these 'people of the second dimension,' as any other television actor or actress of the second dimension, too, huh?". TH-cam video action app.
karik meijer haha I know! 😆 I did on my first play through! When I was compiling clips I was also saving them for the music vids I made too and I found the subtitles distracting in those. 😬 Sorry! 😉
I don't think even fans understand how much alcohol it takes to make get a witcher drunk. The amount of alcohol they use as the base for a single witcher potion, alone, would give a normal person toxic shock syndrome... and the other ingredients would outright kill you. I'd imagine it'd be quite a sight to see a witcher go to a bar intending to get drunk. It would take an awful lot to get the job done.
That's ugly baby, when you get drunk with the boys Eskel goes off to find more vodka but ends up lying outside in the courtyard. When you find him Lambert will suggest you go to Yen's room to steal her clothes and use the megascope. You can either call him a genius or tell him he's had his last drink.
Ik I’m late on this one, but it’s the Undvik set which is part of 16 DLCs this game has. You get 3 unique (albeit fucking expensive) sets of armor: Temerian which you get after saving the merchant in White Orchard, Nilfgaardian which you get from the Quartermaster at Crow’s Perch in Velen, and the Undvik set which you get from the armorer at Kaer Trolde in Skellige.
April 27 2020 2:17 Why is no one talking about this armor? It's gorgeous 🥺😍 Can anyone tell me where I can get it? And yes, Geralt is the most adorable drunk ever. 😯🧡🧡
@@maxburrill6192 let the friend think whatever they want; my first play through before I got my hands on that sweet sweet Ursine Armor; I actually liked the Witch Hunter uniform cause of the coats
Confirmed: Geralt is an "I love you" drunk
Yen: "Grasp it firmly, move it around and the louder it screams, the closer you are."
Geralt: "Mhhm"
This is pure.
Ata Berk Aycan I never knew that wisdom till...ya’ Know 😏 things recenterly
Dammit.. I understand it now.
@@isaiasvalladares4210 “Recenterly is not a word!”
" pretty damn handsome stick though." I lost it when he wiggled his eyebrows
"Debateable"
Is it really, though? :)
@@Jemini4228 the fact that handsome man Eskiel (yes I'm a guy) said that; they're both so pure
@@Jemini4228 Apparently it depends on the version. Witcher 3 Geralt is very handsome, but he's not supposed to be in the books by what I hear and he wasn't in Witcher 1. And even in W3, when Geralt and Ciri go to Velen, Geralt gets called ugly by the woman selecting people to send up the hill, which... what? I mean he's no fresh-faced virgin, but get your eyes checked, lady.
And now we have Netflix Geralt, and I personally don't care for what Cavill's done to his body, but apparently most people are into it.
So yeah, Eskel's right. It's debatable. And maybe that's an intentional layer of the joke.
@@austenhead5303 Geralt isn't ugly in the books ether. He does have this very scary smile. Which looks terrifying due to his "viper eyes" and extremely pale skin.
I only now noticed he did that 😂
"Lambert, Lambert."
"What a prick."
"Not bad."
ZERO hesitation
7:43 oh boy, that eyebrow move :D :D :D
Holy shit I never noticed that, hilarious!
Made my day, that one xD Didn't notice it playing, but now I was like "WAIT A SECOND, did he ACTUALLY WIGGLE his eyebrows?!?!" and backtracked to see it again. "Oooh yes he did. Gotta love that man xD"
To think someone at CDPR had to animate that. xD
"I sense your blood."
"Come out and fight, bitch."
Classic drunk Geralt
Being drunk as a Witcher seems like the weirdest experience ever.
You're senseless yet aware, still intoxicated but alert.
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Geralt: "You smell wonderful"
Yen: "We are at a funeral"
Geralt: "You smell wonderful in this funeral"
Me: "Get a crypt, you two."
I aspire to be as smooth as Geralt was at that moment.
I love that at 4:38 the townsman says "young people these days" without realising Geralt is probably twice as old as he is, at nearly a century old 😂😂😂
The dry humor between Geralt and Yen is so refreshing and down to earth, you just don't find it in any other game EVER.
Geralt: What was THAT?
Yen: Unicorns....
Geralt: I know they were foglets Yen, I was just asking where they came from!
hahaha
in 8:17 when geralt asked that question, uma was answering genuinelly, because inside he was actually an elven sage lol
"Never took you for a poet."
"Oh, but I am one. Wanna hear a limerick?"
XD
these videos are calming my witcher addiction, damn this game, this universe
Stefan Bajic glad to hear it haha ;)
Stefan Bajic Read the books. They're fucking great!
I did haha, i guess im waiting for the tv show now:)
This game straight up stole my life but is it stealing if you submit to a legend?
7:44 WHICH DEVELOPER DID THAT, WHATS HIS NAME? CAN WE FIND HIM? HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT.
The eyebrows though.
11:56 The best quote in the entire series
Lisää Nimi love lambert! :)
No it’s 13:05
Geralt: "neither of you two have been with a sorceress"
Eskel: "for good reason"
Geralt: "i didnt know being a lil bitch was a good reason"
Geralt just likes a challenge is all.
7:44 XD geralt's expressions, absolute gold
I’m still wondering how you even get that dialogue exchange; in all my playthroughs of the game, I never got to see him say that.
7:45 Did...did Geralt just give us the eyebrow wiggle?
7:45 Those eyebrows on geralt, thought i saw it the first time but now i know
Geralt to lambert: "If i'd've bent over i'd've puked."
Me: falls over cackling.
9:56 I just love this game
Lambert- ooof ye fat fuck"
Geralt - you're no feather either" lmao
Drunk Geralt is the greatest thing...Ever. XD
R.I.P Geralt Old Bed.
It was good bed.
The third question to UMA was actually about multiverse.. Its wonderful how developers have done their work in this masterpiece.
I want a bromance like Lambert, Eskel, and Geralt lmao
Protectereli bromance... really? Really?? Ugh, not even the witcher fandom is safe from people like you.
@Spider boi no u
@@alzhanvoid I know I'm over a year late but do you even know what bromance means?
@@gamemaster112ful7 Indeed, I was slightly ignorant. Yeah I found out some time ago. Still, its pretty weird to call close friendship bro *mance*.
@@alzhanvoid always nice to see people reflecting over themselves
13:09= Fucking glorious man.....
12:00 is the best quote of the whole game
0:32, funny how Geralt is right next to Yennefer while wearing Witch Hunter’s attire. Clever lol
Oh, how I love this game. The Witcher game series has got to be the greatest game frenchise ever. It's such a shame CDPR won't release Witcher 1 with far better character controls.
"You up for a game of gwent?"
Only quote from Geralt that actually matters
Good resource to refresh my inner Geralt voice for reading the books :)
That "you smell wonderful at this funeral" is my favorite thing in the whole game tbh.
why is the bed getting chucked off the balcony not the first thing you see when you get there?
Now I wish I was more of an ass, my first play through
It's the best way to play! XD
The banter between the witchers in this game is something to behold
Hocus pocus abracadabra ~
"Yes uncle Vesemir"
the drunk parts are great
Come out and fight bitch
Come out and fight, Bitch is the best response to anything.
Wind's howling
I love his sarcasm.
9:59
Lenny face.
Geralt: "You smell wonderfull".
Yennefer: "Geralt! We're at a funeral".
Geralt: "You smell wonderfull at this funeral".
I need to play this game again.
MsAnnoyingComment can never play it too much! 😉❤️
There should be more quotes from Skellige
0:39 me as a Witcher.
This is THE BEST and my favourite gaming channel on TH-cam. Can't wait to see more content!!!
UBOGaming you're too kind!
7:45 his fucking eyebrows, I'm so done XD
Caedmil, bloede D'hoine
😂😂😂
Was looking for this comment
NICE ARMOUR YOU HAVE THERE AT THE START
UBOGaming Hahahaha it IS pretty cool huh XD
Dani J Gaming
This reply is pretty late don’t mind that but would you please tell me what quest was that at the start ?,I’m sorry for the disturb
@@mitskisson When you first reach skellige, main story.
Geralt most famous quote, do famous it will be engraved on his tombstone. " shit"
Is the best action quote of video or silent understanding: "Reaching for your sword, drawing your sword upon another"?
Added reply, conversational quotes we could say, too, from this TH-cam app video; quoted from this 'man of the second dimension', and 'people of the second dimension' just like the 'actors and actresses of the television, second dimension.'
"Always knew too much study would kill you."
"They don't call me the 'Butcher of Blavekin' for nothing."
"Sometimes, sometimes heads just roll."
-"You're just a stick in the mud."
*"Pretty much handsome stick ."
-"Debatable."
"Stay away from dangerous women"
+"Never took you for a poet."
*"But I am one."
"Sorry we were never here."
"Come out and fight, Bxcxx".
We could communicate well in conversation with this 'man of the second dimension', and, I should add, with these 'people of the second dimension,' as any other television actor or actress of the second dimension, too, huh?". TH-cam video action app.
7:40 Geralt, what the hell are doing with your eyebrows.
that last one though
thx for this awesome series :)
growmania I'm just really happy people enjoy it :D so thanks to you too!
drun Geralt best Geralt
Best game in history . period
wtf geralt 3:09
Witcher childhood nursery rhymes.
What kind of demon plays the witcher 3 without subtitles
karik meijer haha I know! 😆 I did on my first play through! When I was compiling clips I was also saving them for the music vids I made too and I found the subtitles distracting in those. 😬 Sorry! 😉
Can anyone hear Gandalf at 4:21 ?
Yes, he said, "oh no not another portal."
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Been watching your videos for awhile. Forgot to subscribe. Doing that now! Great stuff! Keep it up! Hopefully we’ll both hit that 1k someday, lol.
I don't think even fans understand how much alcohol it takes to make get a witcher drunk. The amount of alcohol they use as the base for a single witcher potion, alone, would give a normal person toxic shock syndrome... and the other ingredients would outright kill you.
I'd imagine it'd be quite a sight to see a witcher go to a bar intending to get drunk. It would take an awful lot to get the job done.
Bet that's why he specifically asked for *cheap* wine lol!
@@victoriabirney5654That, and the vampire he was hunting in that quest only fed from blood intoxicated from cheap wine
Love Eskel and Lambert
No 'Summon the bitches!' ?
One thing is that 95% of the armors in this game look stupid af
It’s a shame there aren’t more funny hats to make him look perfect 👌
Thats why you need to hunt for tge witcher gear coolest armours in the game
what steel sword is that?
Dangit! what armor is Geralt wearing in the thumbnail and 1:48 - 2:02?
I know on PS4 you can get it as free DLC, I dunno where you get it otherwise, on different platforms.
It's the Undvik armour I'm sure, you buy it from the armourer just outside kaer trolde
@@RobertA-fd8ix No it is the Skellige Armour set available as a DLC install
13:07 what quest is this?
Bass_Man it says it right there, it’s a contract killing a vampire you can find it in oxenfurt if I remember correctly.
kevbriam i eventually found it and absolutely rinsed the vampire lol, definitely one of my favourite monster contracts so far
What quest is the one at 12.40? I missed this one
That's ugly baby, when you get drunk with the boys Eskel goes off to find more vodka but ends up lying outside in the courtyard. When you find him Lambert will suggest you go to Yen's room to steal her clothes and use the megascope. You can either call him a genius or tell him he's had his last drink.
Guys whats that Armor Set at 1:57 ?
Undvik set or something like that, you can buy it at Kear Trolde
What armor is that at 1:56 ????
Undvik armour, you buy it at the blacksmith at kaer trolde in skellige
1:51 what's that armour?
Lenny Arms I believe it is the Undvik armor. I bought it in Skellige from the armorer in Kaer Trolde
Dani J Gaming ok thanks mate. Haven't seen it before
Lenny Arms no worries. :) It's a nice set for roaming around the isles
whats the name of the armor at 1:58
Ik I’m late on this one, but it’s the Undvik set which is part of 16 DLCs this game has. You get 3 unique (albeit fucking expensive) sets of armor: Temerian which you get after saving the merchant in White Orchard, Nilfgaardian which you get from the Quartermaster at Crow’s Perch in Velen, and the Undvik set which you get from the armorer at Kaer Trolde in Skellige.
Yen no es grosera con el los dos son iguales de toscos pero se entienden y se aman
April 27 2020
2:17
Why is no one talking about this armor? It's gorgeous 🥺😍
Can anyone tell me where I can get it?
And yes, Geralt is the most adorable drunk ever. 😯🧡🧡
Witch Hunter armour? Gorgeous? Have you suffered a recent blow to the head?
@@maxburrill6192 let the friend think whatever they want; my first play through before I got my hands on that sweet sweet Ursine Armor; I actually liked the Witch Hunter uniform cause of the coats
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 alright, fair enough.