Ah yes the sequel: "atlantic war: dönitz in New York". I can imagine the meeting. Dönitz: what is the plan mein Führer? Schmitler: Alright you're gonna take the shiny new battleship... Dönitz: yes? Schmitler: and drive it up to new york to kill some coca cola trading ships! Dönitz:...
Inoffensive Name saying that there is no way for Hitler to win the war, completely ignores the fact of what war is. Unpredictable. Of course there was a way for the axis to win the war, it didn’t happen obviously but there is a way no matter how unlikely
@Donny J.S Carmina hey, that's not fair, high alcohol consumption isn't a Slavic trait, it's just that tolerance naturally goes up once you cross the Oder
Guide to the various Germans: Barvarians: South German Austrians: Mountain Germans Swiss: Chocolate Germans Dutch: Swamp Germans Flanders: Pretend Swamp Germans Lombards: Half Germans (Since Lombards are a mix of Italian and Germanic)
I can literally imagine Horthy just getting into a fetal position and crying in Copenhagen after both the Germans left him and the Swedish watching as thousands of soviets charge at them
Don’t think I’ve ever silent laughed as hard as when Bo panic-drew that futile defensive line east of the Vistula but it was so ridiculous he just stopped
@rob 998 well u definitely have to look out for equipping your ships with right stuff and not putting on them useless stuff which depends how u gonna useyour fleet
@rob 998 i mean both single or multi and i saw ppl only focusing on light cruisers aircraft carriers and desteoyers as japan or usa and not building the battleships or heavier cruisers...
Imagine being Dönitz, sitting in S America and reading magazine, then Hitler calls you and screams at you face "WE NEED HELP IN WILHELMSHAVEN, SEND HELP"
I need to know what was the end? (How many casualties did the allies had at the end?) How long did u guys last? Were you able to transport Knitler to Argentina?
Swimming Rps Hitler so well like if he was leading a nation that was losing a major war and said we just have to believe I am pretty sure I would believe
i don't know if you did but if you didn't, will you play with the mod umc?(ultimate mod collection includes japan china manchukuo germany and many gameplay improvements)
Some say Italy, I'd personally suggest a minor that dosen't have to cope with much trouble (like Mexico if you join the allies) as that way you can play chill and learn without pressure. GB is also great to learn to manage subjects and let them "carry you" production/army wise
See people, this is why empires fails. Not due to famine, epidemic or economy collapsing. But due to your allies being AFK when you need them most.
The game was already lost at that point.
@@morsletum5348 Yeah, but loosing those units was like kick in the nuts, for a person already on the ground.
Literally irl Rommel though
I thought it was because Dressel ate all of the aluminum?
So Italy in WWII?
The moral of the story is: Never leave your flanks to the Romanians.
I'm romanian and I agree
General Paulus: Yeah I wish I knew that
Almost every game where the axis fuck up somehow romania is involved or the cause of the collapse.
I am romanian and i also agree
@@mischaprudon3316 I find they can't sustain a large war for very long.
This sounded eerily like WW2 “WE NEED MORE OIL” “DONT LOOK AT THE EAST” “THEY’RE TOO CONFIDENT WE CAN ENCIRCLE THEM”
Hungry: NO ONE HAS FUEL FINLAND! NO ONE!!
Germany: Hehe I gave 100k to Finland
Hungry: WHAT!!!!!!!
It sounds like everyone in 2060 in fallout
Resources wars,
Battle of Stalingrad,
Battle of Market Garden.
Also Copenhagen was Dunkirk
@@redshirt5126 "Hungry" lol
6:00 hitler hearing of the losses at Stalingrad
1943 colorized
Bo: "hey lemme import some aluminium for my Luftwaffe"
Dressel: "Not if anything to say about it, I have!"
“The fall of Tokyo
@@craigstephenson7676 Dressel, casually being himself, kek
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Ah yes the sequel: "atlantic war: dönitz in New York". I can imagine the meeting.
Dönitz: what is the plan mein Führer?
Schmitler: Alright you're gonna take the shiny new battleship...
Dönitz: yes?
Schmitler: and drive it up to new york to kill some coca cola trading ships!
Dönitz:...
Hey, if it works it ain't stupid.
Hitler definitely seems like a guy who would think America's supply of Coca-Cola is stored in the big bottle in Times Square.
LedosKell hey he almost won the war, cut him some slack. FDR can’t even stand
@@Dycewyfe He did not almost win the war. There was literally no way for Hitler to win ww2.
Inoffensive Name saying that there is no way for Hitler to win the war, completely ignores the fact of what war is. Unpredictable. Of course there was a way for the axis to win the war, it didn’t happen obviously but there is a way no matter how unlikely
>Axis: AFK Romania, pissing Germany, and Swimmy
>Dressel: Hoarding the world's aluminum in the fortified vault of Iwo Jima
Festung Europa: -_-
Alpenfestung: -_-
Festung Spanien: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!
*Festung Norwegen: what about me Spanien.*
Bo: where is the navy?!
Me: WHERE ARE THOSE DROIDEKAS?!
XDDDD
6:08 "Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected."
@@redshirt5126That brings back PTSD.
As a fellow Austrian- it´s totally fine, if you call us mountain-Germans.
You island- swede.
As a Swede, i take that as an insult
@@isakpalsson9012 he said it because channel owner is danish.
@Donny S.W Plays I don't really get the last one, chief
@Donny J.S Carmina hey, that's not fair, high alcohol consumption isn't a Slavic trait, it's just that tolerance naturally goes up once you cross the Oder
@Michael M multiple angry scotsmen are typing
When Swimmy gets angry, I get a funny feeling inside my belly. It feels like not having fuel for your army.
can we please see a part 2 to this, I really wanna see the battle for Spain.
Ofc
Any info?
Here's a link to the vod. th-cam.com/video/O1uWtGiupWA/w-d-xo.html
Guide to the various Germans:
Barvarians: South German
Austrians: Mountain Germans
Swiss: Chocolate Germans
Dutch: Swamp Germans
Flanders: Pretend Swamp Germans
Lombards: Half Germans (Since Lombards are a mix of Italian and Germanic)
The Swiss are the Money Germans though.
Prussians: East Germans
@@exaid0556 they don't exist
Suevi?
@@exaid0556 After WWII all were deported to the remaining parts of Germany.
6:08 "Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected. Slipspace rupture detected."
I can literally imagine Horthy just getting into a fetal position and crying in Copenhagen after both the Germans left him and the Swedish watching as thousands of soviets charge at them
*Bo's teammates literally dying as the Eastern Front collapses*
Bo: I ' L L S E E Y O U A R O U N D
I love these vids, they make my day. Bought HOI4 for my friends during the sale hope they understand it soon.
Fax
damn hope they do or that's a pile of money gone.
Can i be your frend
Friends are overrated tbh
@@Simplysmashingyourgirl nah they're great, but you can survive with out them, but it's way easier with them of course.
9:40. General "Bo" Grievious: Time to abandon ship
Don’t think I’ve ever silent laughed as hard as when Bo panic-drew that futile defensive line east of the Vistula but it was so ridiculous he just stopped
Swimmy at the end is just like Vader: "Noooooooooooo!"
Dressel: remeber when we had insane amount if demand for iron in vic 2?
Everyone else: Yeah?
Dressel: Im doing that with aluminum now.
3:23 Ah yes, Bo is unleashing his inner Kuzco. Best Disney princess, change my mind
6:21 The only time you’ll see more red dots over Germany than here is through the bombardiers window of a Lancaster
Hearing Swimmy's screams as his units are being pushed back to Copenhagen is fucking brutal.
Hungary: No one in the axis has fuel!
Italy & Germany: *looks away*
That reverberation at 6:01 just adds to the hilarity :D
Swimmy: "I am certain about it."
Also swimmy: "How do I do the thing?"
PS: Second quote from different video
Dressel be like: "I took Borneo"
really makes you think
Well, he did, Java was another story tho
Bo: He's German.
Spain: He's Austrian!
Bulgaria: I'm not German, bro.
Bo: He's German.
Bulgaria: Shut up.
Bo: Okay, you're a mountain German.
Me: He's Swiss?
Edit: Romania had the same idea. Should've waited a bit.
600 hours into Hoi4 and I’ve finally understood some of the naval system
@rob 998 well u definitely have to look out for equipping your ships with right stuff and not putting on them useless stuff which depends how u gonna useyour fleet
@rob 998 what about torpedo launchers i heard they were the meta in usa and japan fleets well ofc with carriers and stuff but idk if something changed
@rob 998 i mean both single or multi and i saw ppl only focusing on light cruisers aircraft carriers and desteoyers as japan or usa and not building the battleships or heavier cruisers...
Lol same
7:36 That one is Star Wars tier.
“I think we might lose this one guys”
My warships? Do they even have the famous and powerful Korean People’s Navy? We captured a US ship, we deserve to be in the game
ofcourse my leader
7:33 The utter horror as he feels the communism slowly creep through his veins
First time I've seen Swimmy demonstrating actual emotions
Bokoen: So, Germany lose all it's tanks and this is how it went down.
Also Bokoen: Playing Germany.
Sellout ends 1:00
That was one of the fastest and most total collapses of Germany I think I have ever seen.
Right arrow is really nice for skipping in video ads.
@@SeanStilwell Why download bloatware when it takes 2 seconds to skip?
@@SeanStilwell Definitely bloatware.
Imagine thinking adblocker are bloatware
Swimmy sounds like hitler, "We can still win!"
That's the absolute hardest I've laughed over one of these videos in quite a long time. Literally shaking.
this was very good, possibly the best episode on your channel
Bo leaving Swimmy be like
NOOO, They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Aluminum: *Exists*
Dressel: Hippity Hopitty you are now my property *UWU*
Since my laptop is old and can't even handle Hoi4 early game anymore, my weekly dose of ww2 shenanigans is sponsored by Bokoen1
Just what did Dressel need that much aluminium for? I like how he still got naval invaded quite quickly
The most genuinely “what” sound I have ever heard 6:00 shit made me die inside
Imagine being Dönitz, sitting in S America and reading magazine, then Hitler calls you and screams at you face "WE NEED HELP IN WILHELMSHAVEN, SEND HELP"
Me: I wonder how bo lost all his tanks? Dressel a minute into the video: I’m buying all the aluminum. Me: that makes sense
I spilled coffee on myself while watching this, I blame it on that first naval battle.
Holy shit Swimmy's *_"WHAT‽"_* was so damn crisp.
I will say it...
THIS IS THE BEST PART YET!!!!
As a mointain German I realy Gotta say, you described is perfectly
Swimmy was alpha this episode. Truly my favourite character
This is my favorite episode, swimmy was really on something this game
"All we have to do is kick down the #$%@ing door." Swimmy 2020
wat
It was a refference to what Hitler said
Every. Single. Time. Bo always gets the worst 'allies'. Dressel literally handed victory to the enemy, lol.
Video is 95% Crazy Endsieg 5% actual Festung Spania
I need to know what was the end? (How many casualties did the allies had at the end?) How long did u guys last? Were you able to transport Knitler to Argentina?
Check his twitch channel all of these videos have been streamed there, you can see the full game yourself
Holden’s manoeuvre at the end of the game was fucking hilarious
One of the better ones. Nice to see this
Swimmy’s screams are the best
that guttural NOOOOOOOO from swimmy at the end made my fucking day
Videos like this make me love swimmy. What a lunatic.
He may produce many self-created ads but let's be honest: his "lend-leased Netflix" will be always kept in history.
He has betrayed us war thunder players
"the balkans will be liberated by next christmas"
Swimmy be like: (pink guy voice) NO, I DON'T WANNA GO, NO, NOOO, And then *Pink guy dying noise*
Swimming Rps Hitler so well like if he was leading a nation that was losing a major war and said we just have to believe I am pretty sure I would believe
Literally the only stream I watch, and directly when I joined, I saw the disaster, I'm sorry, I bring my bad luck everywhere.
"Do you love naval warfare as much as I do?"
Bo, no one can love naval warfare as much as you do
Alternate Universe where Hitler turned Spanish instead of Argentinian
YOU DID NOT SINK A BATTLE SHIP WITHOUT LOOSING ONE BAR OF HEALTH WITH THAT DESTROYER WFT
This was an even worse Axis Crash and Burn than OTL. Bo, playing as Germany, what the crap?!
It’s nice to see Swimmy on the winning side for once.
your advertisments are the best youtuber ads I've seen
Swimmy: Please Sweden! Don't let them kill me.
Sweden: *in a meme way* No.
Nearly all the cancers of the same team
swimmy and dressel
All they need is braun
Swimmy was a straight up fact chad when he said he was in the worst place in the world.
"No one has fuel" realistic Axis WW2 pog.
Ahh yes the cries of "I'm a landlocked nation"
great start to the video, he's German. he's German he's mountain German hahahahaha
I love it when East Bavarians get triggered
5:42 Mannerheim looks a bit strange there
Petition asking Bo to bring back the Amber coop on Germany/ USSR with the clippy cloppy cavalry horde
I'm imagining several countries worth of governments-in-exile in Madrid lmao
i don't know if you did but if you didn't, will you play with the mod umc?(ultimate mod collection includes japan china manchukuo germany and many gameplay improvements)
9:40 dunkirk, axis version XDDD
Watching this live was soo hype
hitler: i am gonna escape to argentina
Franco: NOO come to spain
nice to see an episode where bo gets his ass kicked
top notch video btw
I have been binging your vids for the past few day’s and I have been playing so much hoi4. But what’s a good first country for multiplayer?
_POLAND_
Some say Italy, I'd personally suggest a minor that dosen't have to cope with much trouble (like Mexico if you join the allies) as that way you can play chill and learn without pressure. GB is also great to learn to manage subjects and let them "carry you" production/army wise
I would suggest Romania if you're feeling like doing a lot or one of the allied minors if you wanna relax until dday
We play mp with like 6 ppl only so we can do only major countries and in that one germany or ussr seems fine cuz u dont have to care about navy much
Clayj27 actually?
They're out of supply
and they are going to die.
-swimmy
THE AD IS A TENTH OF THE VIDEO FEELSGOODMAN CLAP
And here I thought we were gonna see them fight to the last man in Spain
I swear you didnt even stream this game a week ago. Time flies i guess.
6:25 was peak axis
Amazing content with this one.
1:08 I feel the pain of the fellow Austrian 😬
5:44 Something seems...historically inaccurate