@@FightFocus12 I'd be literally waiting. Make stuff on the old UFC fighters too because we know the present fighters you know. I want to see how they used to fight.
My old track coach once crapped himself during a race. It's quite common in high level athletics. They push their bodies to the limit and shit happens.
Bro the dude who reached down his pants is valid if youve ever been hit really hard you gotta make sure you still have the correct number of eggs in the basket
@Annette F I didn't say it was fake, I said the wrestlers aren't truly fighting. Oh yeah, I've been watching pro wrestling long enough to know the danger is very real. Good try though, kid 😂
In John McCarthy's biography he talks about how some fighters wouldn't shower before fights, so their opponents wouldn't want to grapple with them. It's rumored Matt Lindland would do this.
I once got in a drunk fight, the guy punched me in the face like 3 times and I was just too drunk to connect so I put him in a headlock, as we fell back and hit the ground I shit my pants real bad. Still choked him out though 🤣
Believe it or not but a perfectly placed hit to the head can leave your bladder or bowels uncontrollable. I’ve personally had this happen to me, not because I was scared or anything like that just because I was sucker punched behind my back by someone which actually in a way knocked me out or in a daze. Not sure how to describe it but I came back to still standing and the guy was still swinging at me. Was able to slam him to the ground and keep him down until he chilled out but yeah from that first punch where he hit the back of my head when I wasn’t looking it made me piss myself while I was dazed. Weird shit can happen no doubt.
@@vlrginizer927 What if they had a universal shorts that all fighters could wear that weight exactly the same and then deduct that much from the total weight? Or tare the scale with the shorts only.
at 6:39 - that is a the face of a man who cannot believe that just happened. He was literally seeing a vision of all the future memes and videos this clip would be used in.
That is true lol. But the reality is Lewis can be losing the whole fight and get a knockout at the end so he still wins a lot and that’s how you stay employed. He isn’t as talented as most people he fights but all that matters is the dub
Also Lewis is a fan favorite. People love seeing him get handled, get mad, stand up and knock his opponent out. It’s pure comedy and a reason his in my top ten
"Pain hurts; it'll ruin your whole day." This became a saying with my friends. Brings me back to the days of unplugging the Sprucer box for free fights.
@d R One of the original wireless remote control cable boxes. One of the first with ppv. Someone figured out how to hack it. If you wanted to watch a fight, which ran about $40, you could rent a movie on the same channel(they had a few channels for the movies), and unplug the box before it was over. The you could plug it back in after the the time for the fight and get it for free. I saw the first few UFCs, Tyson fights, and porn this way. The only catch was you couldn't watch cable in between. However, I can't seem to find it when I search, so I might be misremembering the name of it.
This is what happens when you take laxatives like candy and do “cleanses” too often. Not about pushing your body, it’s about abusing it to the point of losing control of basic functions to maintain weight.
nah, theyre just really high trained athletes, and she probably thought she didnt need to crap and ended up feeling like she had to go randomly. couldve just gotten sick
Great vid! I have a correction though. The slam Gray Maynard got on Rob Emerson was not a KO slam, Maynard had been working the body and it was damage to the ribs that made Emerson tap, you can see him tapping at 4:10. For those interested, Mark Kerr and Matt Lindland also had self-KOs happen to them in exactly the same way.
It's a reaction a explaining video. If you want to watch the normal fight go watch it. Great vid mate you do you you have 300k subs doing what you do, don't listen to these dweebs
I never thought about it. Adrenaline can make you wet yourself or soil yourself. And aside from adrenaline, being hit hard in the head or face can make you wet or soil yourself. And I hear tales that injuries can cause you to wet yourself...
how is being drunk on a shitty morning show embarrassing? "yeah I partied all night, yeah I'm still pissdrunk, you want me here or do I go? i don't care, I'm chuck lidell."
I was coming to make a comment just like this. Diction is a pretty big deal. Not just sounding professional, you can be heard and understood. Many of the words are slurred together and difficult to even register.
The gray Maynard 1 is hard to make a decision because the fight was already over by his opponent tapping by the time they figured gray was out so, if the fights already over due to tap out how can the ref rule the winner not able to fight when the fight is over? It's a confusing 1 because the guy tapped before the ref seen gray unconscious hahahah
The list starts with a fighter shitting herself on the ring and it ends with a simple case of 2 men accidentally kissing...seems like the order should be the other way around :Y
@@urbanrevive1209 You and Brian probably don't know how to edit shit, and your voices would probably sound ridiculous asf. I don't see you two putting content on your channel so basically, Yall just some hater lol At least this guy sounds ok as a narrator.
Bro you gotta slow down with your words... a lot of times in this video it was hard to tell what you were saying because you were talking so fast it all ran together
What I wanna know is, did other fighters have to continue going at it on the poop stained mat that night? Rolling around in other fighter's dried blood is bad enough, but that is too much
You need to slow down on your sentences. Several times when you should have took a breath and you just said two words at once then carried on. Can't do it.
Yes, whoever recorded the commentary for the video should have cleaned things up a little bit. Speak a little slower, annunciate a little more clearly, etc.
I highly respect that first girl whos bowels let it all hang out and she still stayed in the ring to respect her opponent. I remember when I caught food poisoning twice and the first one had me laying bare ass naked on the bathroom floor for 2 days because it was coming outta every hole it could. Another started as soon as I stepped into work and had co workers seeing me laying on the floor in the women's change rooms in my winter jacket and boots with puke bags for 4 hours before I could stand up without immediately projectile vomiting. A new co worker that was in his first week was the only one to help me up to a cab and take my puke bags from me. I tried denying in embarrassment but had no energy. He said he had kids and been there done that. But damn if that happened to me live, with cameras in my face, broadcasting it for the world, (and if my coworker rolled around in it with me like that first fight) I would've locked the door and stayed there until either I or the camera men died first lmfao 💀
At 6:29 it looks like the guy who takes the reading was telling them to move the towel because it was covering the scale, so Justin and the other guy lifted it up and over without thinking about Max.
Saw many channels of MMA fights but this channel has something unique! The content's AMAZING. Keep it up, man!
Thanks means the world! More videos coming next week!
@@FightFocus12 I'd be literally waiting. Make stuff on the old UFC fighters too because we know the present fighters you know. I want to see how they used to fight.
Samahira Khan We’re trying time incorporate more old than new, but we equally try to cover both!
She’s actually a woman with a strong voice and a sex change how dare you assume her gender.
@Jack literally not logic in your statement
My old track coach once crapped himself during a race. It's quite common in high level athletics. They push their bodies to the limit and shit happens.
Aha I see what you did there
You naughty naughty
@@kingdomgirllarxene6961 ye dis cheeky one
Literally
@Zachery Wilkerson Engineering more common than walking down the street, context
Bro the dude who reached down his pants is valid if youve ever been hit really hard you gotta make sure you still have the correct number of eggs in the basket
😭😭
Exactly!! Don’t ever judge me for my actions after I’ve been hit in the balls.
LOL😂
Yes I true I did in public because I had to I smash bowles on bike fram 😢😢
Makes sense
Kish literally got the shit beat out of her!
Nah chill 😂😂😂😂
Shot happens 😂 it’s cool. We all sht
In that category its not a shame.
Damn dude you didn't have to do her that dirty💀
IF FOOD has color, why is shit always brown?
I could imagine having the squirts while fighting would be difficult to hold in lol.
Andre the Giant shit himself in the ring, and wasn't even truly fighting
@Annette F I didn't say it was fake, I said the wrestlers aren't truly fighting. Oh yeah, I've been watching pro wrestling long enough to know the danger is very real. Good try though, kid 😂
I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.
@J Dirty530 best comment ever I'm dead🤣🤣🤣 I'd prolly do the same. Like Derrick lewis said, being in the ring tho you don't wanna shit yourself
It is 😂 I was sparring and I almost sharted 😂
Kish actually made it super funny lol "shit happens"
diabolical
Yeah, she's a champ
She took it like a champ
she nearly gave pink eye to the other fighter
@@1chibanKasuga I don't know anyone who asked.
Tbh a really scary fighter would shit on purpose and still fight like crazy think about how horrible that would be
How do you roll around in another humans shit and not throw up
Classic Sigma move.
In John McCarthy's biography he talks about how some fighters wouldn't shower before fights, so their opponents wouldn't want to grapple with them. It's rumored Matt Lindland would do this.
@@mikexxxmilly cause they don't let shit bother them
Cats do that 😅
I can’t believe I stopped watching Gordon Ramsey cooking bacon over this…. Not disappointed 😂😂
Lmaooo saaame he wasn't making bacon doe
I just stopped watching Gordon for this too lol
Wtf same bro he was teaching someone how to make meatballs 😂
Is this the stopped watching Gordon section?
wait this is weird so did i
I once got in a drunk fight, the guy punched me in the face like 3 times and I was just too drunk to connect so I put him in a headlock, as we fell back and hit the ground I shit my pants real bad. Still choked him out though 🤣
LMFAOAOAAOAOO
Damn you could be in the UFC
I could not imagine getting choked out while a guy shits his pants😂
good for you.
@@didijy8007 thanks 😁
Believe it or not but a perfectly placed hit to the head can leave your bladder or bowels uncontrollable. I’ve personally had this happen to me, not because I was scared or anything like that just because I was sucker punched behind my back by someone which actually in a way knocked me out or in a daze. Not sure how to describe it but I came back to still standing and the guy was still swinging at me. Was able to slam him to the ground and keep him down until he chilled out but yeah from that first punch where he hit the back of my head when I wasn’t looking it made me piss myself while I was dazed. Weird shit can happen no doubt.
Haha pee pants
Don't lie liar you didn't slam him you pissed yourself and sharted bad then cried and ran away
Lmao Holloways face after they exposed his junk
Nah thats jusy him being half alive after cutting weight
They should add a circular towel to prevent these things happening
Looked like that cupcake dog's face. lol
@@vlrginizer927 What if they had a universal shorts that all fighters could wear that weight exactly the same and then deduct that much from the total weight? Or tare the scale with the shorts only.
*SURPRISE PIKACHU FACE!*
at 6:39 - that is a the face of a man who cannot believe that just happened. He was literally seeing a vision of all the future memes and videos this clip would be used in.
Guy manages 12 strikes the entire match: fired
Derrick Lewis manages 16 strikes the entire match: still one of the top ranked HW fighters
🤦🏼♂️
That is true lol. But the reality is Lewis can be losing the whole fight and get a knockout at the end so he still wins a lot and that’s how you stay employed. He isn’t as talented as most people he fights but all that matters is the dub
Also Lewis is a fan favorite. People love seeing him get handled, get mad, stand up and knock his opponent out. It’s pure comedy and a reason his in my top ten
Lewis' nickname in my group is "FoodGettin'Cold". Cuz that's how he fights, like the microwave just went off and he's gotta be there soon.
Yeah but Lewis is a character and is dangerous when he lands.
The way Max just stared into space after donging everyone at the hands of Justin was too damn funny.
I think he was more worried about not making the weight
@@NecroxProduction buddy was feeling lightheaded. he looked rough yo.
"Pain hurts; it'll ruin your whole day." This became a saying with my friends. Brings me back to the days of unplugging the Sprucer box for free fights.
@d R One of the original wireless remote control cable boxes. One of the first with ppv.
Someone figured out how to hack it. If you wanted to watch a fight, which ran about $40, you could rent a movie on the same channel(they had a few channels for the movies), and unplug the box before it was over. The you could plug it back in after the the time for the fight and get it for free. I saw the first few UFCs, Tyson fights, and porn this way. The only catch was you couldn't watch cable in between.
However, I can't seem to find it when I search, so I might be misremembering the name of it.
This is what happens when you take laxatives like candy and do “cleanses” too often. Not about pushing your body, it’s about abusing it to the point of losing control of basic functions to maintain weight.
Not always at my age that can happen anytime i fart
I mean if you need to shit, i can an imagine that it is kinda hard to hold it in during an fight
nah, theyre just really high trained athletes, and she probably thought she didnt need to crap and ended up feeling like she had to go randomly. couldve just gotten sick
@@Vauge-Nightmare Broooo how old are u tho? What age does it's start😵
@@Smile0x0 46 but my 1st was late 30s at Macdonald, had to cut my underwear off and hid them beside the toilet. True story
I love your channel. One small tip. Slow down a touch when speaking. It can be hard to understand if English is not your first language
Great vid! I have a correction though. The slam Gray Maynard got on Rob Emerson was not a KO slam, Maynard had been working the body and it was damage to the ribs that made Emerson tap, you can see him tapping at 4:10. For those interested, Mark Kerr and Matt Lindland also had self-KOs happen to them in exactly the same way.
Rob Emerson had a rib injury when he stepped in the cage, he was afraid of not showing for the event.
So he showed.
People who share humor from their embarrassments are legends
Kaplan didnt want to dodge it, he claimed he had a granite chin and could take the hit. Regardless he got rocked in the previous fight
Gaethje didn't decide to flip the towel. They had the towel in front of the scale so you couldn't see the weight.
I just want to give the channel the proper respect for putting the video thumbnail first and not towards the end of the video.
I love this video, great job. All I can say is.. slow down on the talking. Other than that it’s great!
“Sow down” as in he talks to fast or he talks to much?
@@maxpeenie9517 both
Appreciate the feedback man! Will work on it!
It's a reaction a explaining video. If you want to watch the normal fight go watch it.
Great vid mate you do you you have 300k subs doing what you do, don't listen to these dweebs
@@pgspliffs4449 learn English ya Dweeb
Love how you stumbled and edited your way through the commentary breakdown about them making errors 😂
This video sucked ass, right? dude slurred his way through the whole thing.
That time when you call someone out for mispronouncing someone's name and then immediately mispronounce it yourself. Facepalm.
And once again Conor McGregor gets a pass on his repeated semis...
Best comment on here so far 😂
What does this mean lol
@@ColGesso At one point, I thought he was simply wearing an oversize cup, but he frequently appears to be rather "exited" at weigh-ins.
I never thought about it. Adrenaline can make you wet yourself or soil yourself.
And aside from adrenaline, being hit hard in the head or face can make you wet or soil yourself.
And I hear tales that injuries can cause you to wet yourself...
Yup. You can get so rocked that your whole body just goes limp, including your control of your bowels.
how is being drunk on a shitty morning show embarrassing? "yeah I partied all night, yeah I'm still pissdrunk, you want me here or do I go? i don't care, I'm chuck lidell."
Drinking alcohol in general is embarrassing lmao
@@SilverStallion.eSports ok sure thing ya mormon
@@pedrozapata7008 go search up “is alcohol a poison”, I smoke weed, you drink poison🤮
@@SilverStallion.eSports but have ya tried crack?
He was at work drunk yeah that’s not okay...it was business which is why business was done for him after he did that
Dana being soooo mad at the speedo thing is halarious.
Am I the only one who has a hard time understanding him speak? I can barely make out his words before he finished the next.. cannot watch this video..
Great vids. Slow down and enunciate. You’ll sound more professional
Thank you. Is video commentary, not a car auction
I was coming to make a comment just like this. Diction is a pretty big deal. Not just sounding professional, you can be heard and understood. Many of the words are slurred together and difficult to even register.
"Pain hurts".
A wisemans words
Think my favorite is the guy who knocked both his opponent and himself out simultaneously 😂
love ur content bro keep it up
Appreciate it brother! More coming next week!
6:32 we all have that one friend who's this stupid, and we have only ourselves to blame having them around
WOW.
AMAZING VIDEO. YOUR THE GOAT!
The gray Maynard 1 is hard to make a decision because the fight was already over by his opponent tapping by the time they figured gray was out so, if the fights already over due to tap out how can the ref rule the winner not able to fight when the fight is over? It's a confusing 1 because the guy tapped before the ref seen gray unconscious hahahah
The list starts with a fighter shitting herself on the ring and it ends with a simple case of 2 men accidentally kissing...seems like the order should be the other way around :Y
Great vid bro. Personally i can understand you more than fine and prefer the fast talking as it makes the video quicker and more entertaing
Dudes voice is either sped up or he’s mumbling like crazy
Wish I had that much confidence to wear speedos like that. Last time I tried, onlookers lost their lunch 🤮
* gets ass beaten *
Brain: “RELEASE MORE ADRENALINE!!”
Stomach: “what was that? Start crapping? Ok, copy that”
Still got to respect anyone who does this sport.
Why
@@ihr2tt839 because they are essentially modern gladiators.
@@divinecrusader4258 modern gladiators making shit money though it’s not worth it
@@brianbrannanHVACTech it's not for the money in a lot of cases, most people do it because they enjoy it.
Me : *clicks*
Me : NOW SHOW ME THAT SHIT
lmao good shit man
I remember 134 when he came out and I saw those speedos I was laughing my ass off. My friends and I couldn't believe what he was wearing.
Especially because he's a grabler who would be expected to do a lot of spreading 😃
The last two had me in stitches lol 🤣
Haha gotta love it when you where back in high school and your wrestling coach was Brian Ebersole.
Talk slower and annunciate your words. You're talking so fast and slurring so much that I can't understand you.
Last clip was the real deal sportsmanship
Nothing in this video is more embarrassing than SHITTING YOURSELF during a match! 🤣
I lost money on that silva fight and I'm still mad
Bro really said: Homie kiss 😗
No Yoel Romero/Luke Rockhold awkward bromance post-fight??
lol the irony of the VO guy dragging brain damaged fighter's for their inabilities to form complete sentences is not lost on me
The commentator is stumbling all over his words, really hard to listen to
I bet its better then you could do.
@@zaidarodriguez30 oh yeah it's so hard to speak clearly especially when you can record as many takes as you want before you upload. 💀
@@urbanrevive1209 You and Brian probably don't know how to edit shit, and your voices would probably sound ridiculous asf. I don't see you two putting content on your channel so basically, Yall just some hater lol At least this guy sounds ok as a narrator.
@@urbanrevive1209 Brians videos are are silent lmao and you don't even have any uploaded videos, so why are you even talking ? 😂
@@zaidarodriguez30 you're the one hating on that guy for giving valid criticism and spouting bs. Get real.
Ego & showboating will get you every time.
9:20 bro this is way to funny. They literally zoomed in on that shit 😂
What a great video, one question what is the backround music
I stopped playing Mortal Kombat to watch this video real quick, I wasn't disappointed 💯💯💯
Why are you talking over every single clip! We just want to see the videos!!
Bro you gotta slow down with your words... a lot of times in this video it was hard to tell what you were saying because you were talking so fast it all ran together
Talk faster, you almost you almost managed to pause for two periods.
The narration makes me stressed out. Can’t watch, I mean listen anymore.
You said Royce Gracie’s name wrong as well.
That shit was like half green wtf
Colon rinse to make the weigh-in, the technician didn't suction the liquid poop out completely?
I liked and subbed👍🏼
Bro you gotta make sure nothings ruptured when you get kicked in that balls
or if they didnt go up
Fr i get that some people think is gross or awkward but it really cant hurt to check cuz its not like its a light tap
Man thank you for this content it's amazing 👏🏽
3:05 how is that embarrassing? He had to rearrange his cup
Its not, the guy talking wouldn't know cause he has a vag
@@nickward9060 even having a vag you'd think it wasn't a big deal. Like taking out a wedgie.
If my opponent ever crapped themselves during a match I would ask if they were ok.
HUHHAAAHUHHAA
Last dude definitely licked his lips after that one 😭
Award of No click bite is going to this channel. Great job! Finally someone who actually is not a scammer.
Yeah you know your fighting career is over when the poop gets literally beaten out of you
That last one was the worst as I could see my awkward ass doing just that 😂
Kalib Starnes had a ton of potential
The chuck interview they though he had cte lmao they were asking him why he chose to fight like it ruined his life because of brain bandage😂🤣😂
Methinks you also have brain "bandage". 🤣
Welp. Suffice it to say, eating chocolate pudding while watching this was a poor choice.
Poor Charles was just keeping count.
Kish is a warrior alright, no one can say otherwise. So, all respect to her.
What I wanna know is, did other fighters have to continue going at it on the poop stained mat that night? Rolling around in other fighter's dried blood is bad enough, but that is too much
I get the sticking the hand down the pants. He was probably trying to check if he had 2 balls or three haha
Slow down dude, didn't understand a word, lol, but that kiss was hilarious. I really didn't like the questions to camargo, so disrespectful.
You need to slow down on your sentences. Several times when you should have took a breath and you just said two words at once then carried on. Can't do it.
Kish really taking shit like a champ
I knew I’d seen Gina before, she was Angel Dust in Deadpool haha!
Ur gay
What a shitty situation kish was in
man slow down the words aren't going to run away from you
Good video, but would be way better with audio of the parts that you're describing. I want to hear it
Yes, whoever recorded the commentary for the video should have cleaned things up a little bit. Speak a little slower, annunciate a little more clearly, etc.
Kish got the shit literally beat out of her and she owned that shit! yeah! My kinda shitta! #ownit
I highly respect that first girl whos bowels let it all hang out and she still stayed in the ring to respect her opponent. I remember when I caught food poisoning twice and the first one had me laying bare ass naked on the bathroom floor for 2 days because it was coming outta every hole it could.
Another started as soon as I stepped into work and had co workers seeing me laying on the floor in the women's change rooms in my winter jacket and boots with puke bags for 4 hours before I could stand up without immediately projectile vomiting.
A new co worker that was in his first week was the only one to help me up to a cab and take my puke bags from me.
I tried denying in embarrassment but had no energy. He said he had kids and been there done that.
But damn if that happened to me live, with cameras in my face, broadcasting it for the world, (and if my coworker rolled around in it with me like that first fight) I would've locked the door and stayed there until either I or the camera men died first lmfao 💀
6:39 umm, what? Justin never once tried flipping the towel... looks like buddy on the left raised him arm too high...
At 6:29 it looks like the guy who takes the reading was telling them to move the towel because it was covering the scale, so Justin and the other guy lifted it up and over without thinking about Max.
This guy does the bare minimum research.
6:36 Thats foul prank
Ah the kiss lol just a sign of respect but he turned and gives him a kiss back on the lips by accident. That’s hilarious.
Now that Rampage finally has tiddieees himself, he can face Schoonover.
He'll get knocked out another time, though. 😂
I can barely understand what you're saying half the time... You really need to slow down while you're talking man.
Olivera really gave his hands a poison buff
You gotta check if you still have 2 after a low blow
for real that one i didnt get, also anyone whos wore sports cup knows adjusting is necessary after something like that lol
I think from memory the announcer said discombobulated not discombrates or what ever you said.
Discombobulated - confused and disconcerted.
you're talking too fast.....but great video....please slow down...police not chasing you!