Which Kombatant Kurses the Most? ( The Seven Dirty Words and More Intro Dialogues ) MK 11

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  • This is probably going to be instantly de-monitiz3d but to h3ck with it! This is my thanks to those who have recently joined this little channel after watching one of these Mortal Kombat videos. For those who are reading this description before watching the video I’d like to play a little game - who do you think kurses ( curses ) the most? Enjoy. ^_^
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    [ Mortal Kombat 11 is the latest installment in the critically acclaimed franchise, providing a deeper and more personalised experience than ever before with an all new Custom Character Variation System that gives players the creative control to customise versions of the entire character roster. Developed by award-winning NetherRealm Studios, Mortal Kombat 11 will introduce a new cinematic story continuing the epic saga that is more than 25 years in the making. ]
    [ Featuring characters such as Shao Kahn, Scorpion, Raiden, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, Kotal Kahn, Skarlet, Baraka, Geras, Kano, D'Vorah, Kabal, Jade, Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, Erron Black, Jacqui Briggs, Noob Saibot, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Jax Briggs, Cetrion, The Kollector, Kitana and Frost. ]
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    [Which Kombatant Kurses the Most? ( The Seven Dirty Words and More Intro Dialogues ) MK 11 ]
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    Outro Music “Honor For All” by John Licht & Daniel Licht
    #MK11 #MortalKombat11
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  • @Tyigare
    @Tyigare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1481

    Erron and Cetrion about his dad

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Dammit! You are correct, Erron did say "sonofabitch". My bad.

    • @Tyigare
      @Tyigare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Cheng Teoh I just love the anger behind how he said it

    • @TheAnsatsuken
      @TheAnsatsuken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What about Erron and Noob as well

    • @dejihuam
      @dejihuam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In case anyone missed this dialogue:
      Cetrion- You shot your own father, Erron Black.
      Erron- Sonofabitch had it comin’.
      Cetrion- Honor thy parents, mortal!

    • @Dinoco9871
      @Dinoco9871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Update* Spawn *Wins*

  • @Chief_Meola
    @Chief_Meola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I don’t know why but my favorite character conversation for me is between Kabal and Shang Tsung
    Kabal: Stealing my soul wont make you faster
    Shang Tsung: Actually that is precisely how it works
    Kabal: Eh, shit
    Fckn Gold

    • @user-mo2fx8yr6h
      @user-mo2fx8yr6h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yee boi

    • @baileyjoe7676
      @baileyjoe7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oof

    • @brookswilliams5239
      @brookswilliams5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same!! I imagined the surprised pikachu meme when I watched it lol

    • @CartoonEric
      @CartoonEric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That one cracks me up.

    • @ShiroYuuki86
      @ShiroYuuki86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's when he realized, he f@cked up

  • @DapimpBDSD
    @DapimpBDSD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1262

    Although Cassie says more curse words, I think Kano's are more offensive.

    • @user-mo2fx8yr6h
      @user-mo2fx8yr6h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      True

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      DapimpBDSD
      true that. cassie’s a nice girl who cares about people but shes also tough. kano’s just mean.

    • @Prinxce3_
      @Prinxce3_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@thelivingliver6715 She's a shit character. Just a Sonya clone with Johnny's arrogance. Unoriginal garbage. She needs to get killed off so she won't take Rain's spot in future installments...

    • @thedeeshter4754
      @thedeeshter4754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Half of cassies are just "kick your ass"

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Sexy Love Cook Sanji She’s not that bad, sure she’s a generic next gen character cliché, but she was also the hero of MK X which is a lot more clout than Scorpion beating Onaga and Liu Kang winning MK 2 , also she brings more character development in Johnny Cage than he ever has had in his entire MK existence also gives Sonya and him a reason to stay connected, If I had to choose anyone whose pretty useless in MK it’s most likely Kung Jin (Same backstory as Kung Lao except a little more arrogant, useless bowstaff/bow because you know, fuck it) Nitara (Literally being a Vampire is her only trait and what’s essential to her backstory without it she’s Kira) And just about every DLC from MKX is useless besides Tanya and Bo Rai Cho

  • @FlowerHaze
    @FlowerHaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "This shit's crazy"
    "That's how I felt in Manhattan"
    I didn't even know that intro dialogue existed lmao

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's a fun one. Could be a callback to MKvsDC story mode.

    • @cecethequietlizard8706
      @cecethequietlizard8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheng Teoh no it’s during the mk9 invasion which took place in New York. Part of it anyway

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cecethequietlizard8706 so you're telling me Kitana, Jade, Smoke all died in Manhattan?!

  • @andrewgaming6922
    @andrewgaming6922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Raiden: Cursing? I MUST CONSULT TO THE ELDER GODS

  • @Too_m
    @Too_m 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Will we ain't here to f#$k spiders!😂😂😂😂

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Johnny: how is Shao Kahn not a Shokan?
    Shao Kahn: it’s irrelevant, imbecile
    Later at night
    Shao Kahn: *lays awake thinking what Johnny said* damn that earthrealmer

    • @IkeFanBoy64
      @IkeFanBoy64 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's saying what we've all thought at one point.

  • @RendoBaistu
    @RendoBaistu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:37 Jacqui and Bi-Han are having a acrobatics competition on the side with those intros lol

  • @noobishere2589
    @noobishere2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Other Characters : F-Words
    Cassie Cage : *A-WORDS*

  • @chronic.mp3961
    @chronic.mp3961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    i love how Cassie acts like a teenager when she’s really in her 20s

    • @gteasdale333
      @gteasdale333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      chronic .mp3 I legit thought she was one.

    • @m.c4847
      @m.c4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      chronic .mp3
      It’s funny how she acts nothing like that in the story mode she’s way more mature.

    • @THECenturionHD
      @THECenturionHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sad part is that’s most rich chicks nowadays still living with their parents.
      All they say is
      “Thanks daddy” like a 13 year old when their really 25

    • @mynameisgremlin
      @mynameisgremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I liker her more in MK11.

    • @ZombieGuy2401
      @ZombieGuy2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She's a cage. Johnny is in his late 40s and acts like a frat boy.

  • @MrCageCat
    @MrCageCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    In my opinion Cassie, Johnny, Sonya, Jacqui and Jax's swear words are more PG-13 material, whereas Kano and Kabal's are more R rated material.

  • @sulee16081
    @sulee16081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    10:17
    Kabal: ...oww shit.
    Love him so much.

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I prefer him telling Johnny to “Fuck that”

  • @cinderfrost9496
    @cinderfrost9496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “Well were ain’t here to f*ck spiders”
    WOW!!! Way to start the video XD

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's a way to catch someones attention so that they'll want to see what happens next. XD

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aussie slang is always a win.

  • @LieutenantNosebleed
    @LieutenantNosebleed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Cassie: 13
    Jax: 4
    Jacqui: 8
    Johnny: 12
    Sonya: 8
    Kano: 4
    Frost: 1
    Erron: 2
    Kabal: 5

    • @slickshotzz13
      @slickshotzz13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      They missed one for Erron. When he talked to Noob, Aww HELL NAH

    • @beefygrandpa4682
      @beefygrandpa4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@slickshotzz13 Cuz hell is not a bad word.

    • @thehooblah1053
      @thehooblah1053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Slick Shotzz13 voice sounded like nails on a chalkboard

    • @frostfire4513
      @frostfire4513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The Cage family wins, it seems.

    • @Tails-io6qs
      @Tails-io6qs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One of the reason why i love Cassie

  • @gagamelius1887
    @gagamelius1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Nobody:
    Johnny Cage: *NiNeTy-NiNe, OnE hUnDrEd*

  • @bigounce9
    @bigounce9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Top 10 mortal combatants that have sworn

  • @retro_shane3836
    @retro_shane3836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Nobody:
    Veggietales Fans: 1:56.

  • @otakugurl4425
    @otakugurl4425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Parents: Cussing is bad.
    Mortal Kombat 11 people: Not anymore, b+@&#

    • @nomadnick726
      @nomadnick726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I like kabal's simple response.
      Fuck that!

    • @user-mo2fx8yr6h
      @user-mo2fx8yr6h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @AryaArcana
      @AryaArcana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this game aint for KIDS... not that it matters

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!

    • @lincolnclay8014
      @lincolnclay8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when your parents tell you not to curse but they do

  • @TavenStabler
    @TavenStabler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    6:18 That Austin Powers reference though

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      90% of Johnny's lines are movie quotes XD

  • @edm240b9
    @edm240b9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:55 “Gonna beat that wizard?”
    “Dunno. He plays a mean pinball.”
    Respect NRS. Respect.

  • @4206vidsgaming
    @4206vidsgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Spawn curses damn near every sentence. Man’s a legend.

  • @JenoxJL
    @JenoxJL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    5:06 Damn, that’s tough.

  • @TeamRiptide32
    @TeamRiptide32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    10:17 when I realized I have a test tomorrow and I didn't study.

  • @chegotti7718
    @chegotti7718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:06 Was Just So Aggressive😭😭

    • @lucis5426
      @lucis5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Che Gotti LMAO IKR

  • @awlow052
    @awlow052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:43 Johnny's watching secretly.

    • @MrMonkey911
      @MrMonkey911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realised 🤣

  • @trueaura369
    @trueaura369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Which characters Spits Hot Fire the most
    Spoilers
    Scorpion wins

  • @jakejs7117
    @jakejs7117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:11
    *Best* *Line* *Ever*

  • @AbyssalPlague
    @AbyssalPlague 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:57 Jeeze Cassie, the man was being proper! He could probably teach you some etiquette for when you're fighting Kitana.

  • @JosephRiveraSantiago0617
    @JosephRiveraSantiago0617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I thought it was 13 bad words we can't say. SpongeBob showed us why.

  • @MamiCg21
    @MamiCg21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Captain America; LANGUAGE!!!
    MK11 characters; GET OUT OF OUR GAME !!!!!!
    Captain America; 0_0

  • @prprince11
    @prprince11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Black Dragon Kano & Kabal had the HARD F-Bombs everyone cursed alot but more PG-13 lol

  • @RinTheSkulldog
    @RinTheSkulldog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    6:27 Funniest one in the game

  • @dadoe9655
    @dadoe9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    5:43
    That is me whenever anyone asks if I prefer Fortnite over Minecraft.

    • @WSplash649
      @WSplash649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like my friend prefer Fortnite over Just Dance 2020

    • @jeongna
      @jeongna 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WilderSplash649
      I hate just dance but against fortnite it's a winner

  • @musicallyrics6410
    @musicallyrics6410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:35 Cassie is dating Hanzo a.k.a scorpion

  • @FireAttack
    @FireAttack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kano : Fu-
    Cassie : **Dolphin Noises.**

  • @Dragonsector2105
    @Dragonsector2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Baraka: Jaaax! You really gonna do me like that, Jaaaax?

  • @flippybrokensoldier4493
    @flippybrokensoldier4493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    13 Cassie
    5 Jax
    7 Jaqqie
    11 Johnny
    8 Sonya
    3 Kano
    And I lost count after I'm shook Cassie swore the most.

  • @alexiebmw
    @alexiebmw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:53
    Johnny Cage: Stop sniffing around Cassie and Sonya
    Kano: Can't I'm like a dog with a bone
    Johnny Cage: You're gonna be a dog with a fist up it's ass

  • @theunknownfate9388
    @theunknownfate9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *"I knew this felt personal."*
    ~ Lu Kang

  • @LOTM
    @LOTM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Me when my friend comes to school the next day with a new haircut 3:49

  • @ElHadjBrahim
    @ElHadjBrahim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:48 this should be SMG4's new meme Sound effect🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EmyLaGargola
    @EmyLaGargola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I though Johnny Cage was the one who BLEEP the most!

  • @ToyancTopcuoglu
    @ToyancTopcuoglu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Cassie is the most cursing char, but she is just sayin "kick your ass" so many times. I think Kano and Kabal are best with curses.

    • @antihero6988
      @antihero6988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toyanç Nurkan Topçuoğlu “Well we ain’t here to fuck spiders.”

    • @dragonbyte0211
      @dragonbyte0211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

  • @chaosinsurgency8918
    @chaosinsurgency8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:40 I like it when he laughs

  • @amandadeanda8787
    @amandadeanda8787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Did i swear too much? At Cassie Cage part, i didnt hear any curse word and i just realised the ASS is the swear word.

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you say "ass" alot? i'd say that it's alright if within your circle of friends that word is used often but I wouldn't say it in mixed company with people you don't know. according to certain list "ass" is grouped along with words like fuck, bitch, skank, slut, asshole, asswipe, cunt, ho, whore, bitchass. so its a guilt by association thing going on there. I'd say that one could get away with saying ass if there's a donkey nearby, but if you say asshole then there could be a problem. XD

    • @nehemiahzo_
      @nehemiahzo_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChengTeoh this cracked me up.
      “I didn’t realize ass was the swear word”
      You: *allow me to introduce you to my friends, the swear word gang*

  • @rayzay-3659
    @rayzay-3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:07 i see you brigs doing one hand push ups

  • @yeetusbeteetus6471
    @yeetusbeteetus6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Cassie: *A S S*

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:41 Poor Scorpion.😟

  • @sergeantwolverinehulk8554
    @sergeantwolverinehulk8554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Erron and scorpion about the clan dispising him you forgot that!

  • @misterorigin8087
    @misterorigin8087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Boy you are gonna owe a fortune to the swear jar."

  • @denverbajio9752
    @denverbajio9752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    _"Im gonna bankrupt your ass"_
    *My favorite line ever*

  • @pinketernal6531
    @pinketernal6531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Not a single soul:
    Game of Thrones fans: 1:56

  • @Chill_lxrd
    @Chill_lxrd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “New York? Also crazy”
    Can’t lie about that

  • @kangemzettelevision631
    @kangemzettelevision631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Johnny Cage still the King of Cursing all the time. (while Cassie Cage is Runner Up second time in two seasons) 😂😂😂😂

  • @noob_saibotxx5886
    @noob_saibotxx5886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10% of the video: *Regular cursing*
    90% of the video: *Cassie cage saying “ass”*

  • @RealSteel259
    @RealSteel259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:21 We have a Hulk

  • @ghostx4862
    @ghostx4862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:11 my fav kurse dialogue 😂

  • @mixkster8318
    @mixkster8318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh Jacqui gonna say "You need some practice" like she ain't whoop shinnok

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Cage family REALLY loves the word “ass”

  • @krissyr.4179
    @krissyr.4179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My senior quote: "Just got no patience for imperial bullshit"

  • @dcruzjr06
    @dcruzjr06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:33 Wait, we were supposed to count??

  • @josiahsmith84
    @josiahsmith84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I swore Baraka cursed too and I think it was against Kano

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, he cussed in his own language.

    • @jaybee1485
      @jaybee1485 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you and Cetrion

    • @mattchan7326
      @mattchan7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alunbuss7877 what did he say in His own language?

  • @ausibrick8704
    @ausibrick8704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No one
    Lol why 😂
    Cassie cage: I’m GoNnA KiCk YoUr AsS

  • @ayea28
    @ayea28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Whatever you do-nothing bitch"
    Frost totally deserves that.

  • @lizdepictor90
    @lizdepictor90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You forgot Baraka, he actually says "F**k you and Kronika! " to Kano.

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone mentioned that earlier and I went back to check ... as best as I can tell I don't think he said "fuck" and strangely enough the word doesn't even show up in the subtitles when I checked on my multiple footage of that particular interaction. Thanks for the heads up though. If someone could get a snapshot of the subtitle of him saying fuck then I'll mention that I missed that in a pinned comment or in the description. ^_^

    • @alunbuss7877
      @alunbuss7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's his own language's equivalent, clearly.

    • @lizdepictor90
      @lizdepictor90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChengTeoh How weird. Because he makes an "ock" sound like Kabal I though he actually cursed. I wonder if it was left out on purpose.

    • @djanithegamersfm
      @djanithegamersfm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lizdepictor90 baraka is tarkatan British confirmed

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

  • @freevideosandmovies6480
    @freevideosandmovies6480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You deserve More than 90k subs.

  • @ksoundkaiju9256
    @ksoundkaiju9256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best curse dialogue imo was like mkx when Jax asks Cage "Aren't you supposed to be making another shitty movie?"

  • @SneakyMeeky
    @SneakyMeeky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (Cap walks out of a portal)
    *Language.*

  • @1nfinitune533
    @1nfinitune533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Had it progressed, we'd have died together"
    I can't be the only one who thought that had a double meaning

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤨I Don't Get It.

    • @1nfinitune533
      @1nfinitune533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@setsers1 either side by side as allies or as lovers

  • @deaglehawkings2543
    @deaglehawkings2543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Swear Counter:
    Cassie: 13
    Jax: 5
    Jacqui: 8
    Johnny Cage: 10
    Sonya: 9
    Kano: 5
    Frost: 1
    Erron Black: 2
    Kabal: 5

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Add one for erron black, considering he missed the one with erron and cetrion regarding erron’s father

  • @martikay739
    @martikay739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The whole Cage family don't gaf😂

  • @kwbalance108
    @kwbalance108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:28 As a New Yorker...yes, it is always crazy here.

  • @laronfields8180
    @laronfields8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:36 Hanzo x Cassie confirmed

  • @duckgoquacc
    @duckgoquacc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Did anyone else Get stuck saying "DAAAAAAMN" during Cassie's part XD

  • @lordrealashemtov5818
    @lordrealashemtov5818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video

  • @soukoku4everfangirl238
    @soukoku4everfangirl238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    All of Cassie Cage's dirty intros

  • @EmyLaGargola
    @EmyLaGargola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:13 That's what (She)Shinnok said! lol

  • @dominic6550
    @dominic6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    73 likes 0 dislikes perfectly balanced like all things should be

  • @alexiebmw
    @alexiebmw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:03
    Johnny Cage: You like being Shao Kahn's lummox
    Kollector: I serve to improve my station
    Johnny Cage: Seems more like your his bitch

  • @hypr619.
    @hypr619. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:47 I don't need sleep I need answers

  • @BaguetteBob
    @BaguetteBob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No one:
    Nobody:
    Kano: We AiNt HeRe tO fUcK sPiDeRs

  • @WSplash649
    @WSplash649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Erron Black vs Cetrion intro

  • @devonted1018
    @devonted1018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:36 Parkour masters.

  • @AmeliaRosalinaTheHedgehog
    @AmeliaRosalinaTheHedgehog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so funny and amazing

  • @iamr3vo679
    @iamr3vo679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do Nothing Bitch" a WWE reference

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously? LOL. Who said that and to whom?

    • @iamr3vo679
      @iamr3vo679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChengTeoh Ronda said it to the Bella twins when she was feuding with them.

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn't aware that Rousey actually fought in WWE. Haven't watched wrestling since it left network TV. I'm surprised the Bella Twins were still wrestling by the time Rousey was included ... didn't they start in the early 2000s?

    • @iamr3vo679
      @iamr3vo679 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChengTeoh Ronda was in WWE from the Royal Rumble 2018 till Wrestlemania this year. She was in the main event with Becky Lynch and Charlotte which was the first time women Main Evented Wrestlemania. During the year the Bella twins returned as faces to help Ronda and then turned on her to set up the fued.

    • @KevinKess
      @KevinKess 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamr3vo679 So, WWE let Ms. Rousey go, then?

  • @JoobJaibot
    @JoobJaibot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Better get right with Kronika...

    • @HeyHeelix
      @HeyHeelix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe, now that's a bonzer attitude!

    • @jerrodnotjared2112
      @jerrodnotjared2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you and Kronika

  • @somerandomone
    @somerandomone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:01 - nope.avi (Cage edition)
    seriously, it sounds JUST like that TF2 meme. you cant tell me otherwise.

  • @heavydutyjet9127
    @heavydutyjet9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How to summarize this video: all the earthrealmers swear a lot.

  • @kiwi7044
    @kiwi7044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME SASUGE

  • @wogboi6588
    @wogboi6588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cassie: Ladies night you in?
    Cassie’s friend: Will def need a drink L8R!
    Cassie: Just read your file Baraka

  • @tallazzprettygirl
    @tallazzprettygirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is was why I love this game

  • @bluecheese5505
    @bluecheese5505 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like how Johnny never hangs up so the person on the other end can hear him curse at his opponent

  • @Theemumi
    @Theemumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally I’m earlyyy

    • @ChengTeoh
      @ChengTeoh  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be a night-owl to catch this upload. XD

    • @Seltkirk-ABC
      @Seltkirk-ABC 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't matter lol

    • @tyjusto9351
      @tyjusto9351 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shouldn't you be punching Minato or something lol

  • @smileyman1721
    @smileyman1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cassie: 14
    Jax: 4
    Jaqui: 11
    Johnny: 10
    Sonya: 12
    Kano: 5
    Frost: 2
    Erron: 3
    Kabal: 5

  • @zarlet1107
    @zarlet1107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend says that Cassie's catchphrase is *kick your ass*

  • @jackdawnbreaker7560
    @jackdawnbreaker7560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ass: Exist
    Cassie: t h i s w i l l d o n i c e l y

  • @pum6454
    @pum6454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ronda Rousey's voice acting has less effort than her last UFC fight

  • @themegachad2730
    @themegachad2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now that’s no way to greet uncle Kano

  • @Dirty_Noob_X
    @Dirty_Noob_X 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You forgot Johnny Cage's "Who hired this guy? What the fuck?"

  • @Jay_Nelson
    @Jay_Nelson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Whatever you do, nothing bitch.” Best one of Sonya’s cuss dialogue.