[The Heck is Payday 2?] Russian Badger Payday 2
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Original Video: • GETTING CHOKESLAMMED F...
Hello! I'm Chelzor the Destroyer. I stream on Twitch playing games and watching videos most nights (Except on Con Weeks). You can find and follow me on :
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Badger: "But you get it now!"
Chel: "No, no, I don't think I do..." LMAO
Perfect
Funny part about that whole "cooking drugs while under police assault" scenario in this game, the recipe used is actually just salt.
It is an extremely dangerous way to make salt, but that's still what it is.
What's even funnier to me, is that some of those ingredients are actually used in manufacturing drugs, so it FEELS real, even if the chemistry says salt.
Don’t worry too much about “getting it” when it comes to “what” payday 2 is. The whole game is basically “what if cheesy b-movie heist flick: the video game”, so there’s loads of silly or outrageous to balance the serious, and almost everything can be resolved by pushing the F key (aka default interact key).
Most of what Badger covered here is just general stuff and serves to basically tell you “all those big fancy words? You can ignore em if you want, they don’t really affect the fun”.
The only real thing you’d “need” (and I say that very loosely) to take away from this video is that in Payday 2: Point gun, shoot gun, yell at a POS Drill, and Engaging in Absolute Silliness are basically the only real states of being in PD2.
It’s a chaotic, insane, and immensely fun mess, easily one of the best horde shooters ever made.
Bonus Fun Fact: All of those random voice lines used in the video are actual enemy voice lines, the amount of smack the cops talk at you (and in some cases at each other too!) is amazingly funny.
THanks, lol
if Badger's information were bullets then i think Chel's brain is running a dodge build because all his information completely missed her brain
Steamers be like
It took me 3 tries to understand everything he said and this is technically a TUTORIAL for beginners so... yeah
3 is still good but payday 2 is just the definitive game
"That means nothing to me"
The m203 is an underbarrel attachment for semi-automatic rifles that fires grenade rounds. It needs to be reloaded after every round.
I...why did you specify semi...auto rifles? By trying to be extra smart, you're now just dumber than if you just said "Grenade attachment."
1:02 McDonald's hashbrowns cannot be beaten
Biscuits and gravy with 2 hashbrowns and a sausage mcgriddle
I agree McDonald's hashbrowns are the best
The hostage trade system could be a reference to the Stockholm bank heist in which the EXACT SAME SHIT HAPPENED...
"The government gave permission for Olofsson to be brought as a communication link with the police negotiators. The hostage Kristin Enmark said that she felt safe with Olsson and Olofsson but feared that the police might escalate the situation by using violent methods. Olsson and Olofsson barricaded the inner main vault in which they kept the hostages. Negotiators agreed that they could have a car to escape but would not allow them to take hostages with them if they tried to leave." -Wikipedia
This heist is the reason that "Stockholm Syndrome" became a term used to describe a captive person being sympathetic toward their captor.
There are 2 types of stealth: quiet and loud. Quiet stealth is staying out of sight and obtaining the objective without being seen or heard. Loud stealth on the other hand... Is this video.
Loud stealth is leaving no witnesses
@@arche5639 Yep. "It's technically stealth if nobody lives to tell the tale" is definitely one way to do "loud" stealth.
@sentinel7672 my favorite kind
This should be part of a playlist/series titled: "Chelzor Versus Random Word Generators."
M203 is an underslung 40mm single-shot grenade launcher attachment commonly found on American assault rifles.
It's one of those big tubes you sometimes see soldiers have underneath the front part of an M16 or M4 carbine for instance. It's the THUMP grenade launcher people commonly called a "Noobtube" in old CoD games among others.
Also "I Will Give You My All" is the best song on the songtrack bar none :P
Having read the chat "they are gun nerds".. no. The thing is.. any dude playing any First Person Shooter automatically adds basic gun knowledge to their general education.
Trust me it's not as difficult as it would seem.
It really isn't unless you play over four skulls
@@K.A.Riley09 me doing all heists on one down death sentence to get a mask: ☠️
@ghostface3140 I did one attempt at one heist on just normal Death Sentence difficulty and got fucking bodied. Yes it _was_ Mallcrasher and I don't have friends so all I had was AI, but that shit is still really hard
@@K.A.Riley09 oh trust me it's all painful but I don't wish the goat simulator dsod on my worst enemy.
@ghostface3140 is the Alaskan job as bad as I think it is?
I don't know if it should work like this but Chelzor makes me unintentionally feel a lot younger than i am, or my brain is a bigger sponge for information of "TH-cam funny men"
I would like to request Earth Defense Force 4.1 for your next badger reaction.
It's amazing, and the guns that exist are a minority compared to the weapons made for the game, so you definitely won't be as confused with all the weapon terminology lol
To Save Our Mother Earth From Any Alien Attack 👽 🐜 🕷 🛸
"Do You Know What Time It Is?" 🔨🐔
I don’t think, that goes there.
16:35 in payday two when it comes to health and armor, versus speed and stealth, the middle ground option is really only meta for overkill difficulty and below. At higher levels you need to go all in on speed and garage or all in on Health and armor. If you try to balance it out, you won’t be fast enough and have a high enough dodge rating to avoid damage or have enough armor to take the hits you’re going to take. At the highest levels even basic enemies can one shot you if they get lucky, so at that point all of your builds need to be focused on Dodge in some capacity.
You can still try and have fun at higher difficulty levels, but the game will be much harder, and at the highest levels of difficulty some heists will be impossible to complete
6:27 now you said that, please watch his left for dead 2 video where he modded a hunter zombie into cloaker 🤣🤣🤣
Oh wait u already did my bad
I mean, watch the prisoner trades countries do.. a civilian gets arrested in a dictatorship and to get them out the other country releases war criminals and arms dealers.
Yeah ofc in an active hostage situation the results are a lot more immediate, but it's still comparable.
Been watching your vids for a while now, and i just have to ask, how is it that your model is one of the simpler ones ive seen, yet still one of the most pleasing to the eyes. And im not just talking about the *ahem* assets, but just the overall cuteness and being easy to look at.
I don't know which is funnier you sounding like you're about to fall asleep or the video 😂 i wish you the best
If Warframe has taught me anything, it's still a stealth mission if you leave no witnesses.
19:40 M203 is a grenade launcher
Not eating yet but making French Dips for me and my mom.
Only thing I know about this series is my brother rented the first one and within five minutes it's tone was darker than either of us was strictly comfortable with.
I'm eating toast with cookie butter and drinking coffee while laughing my ass off
Try mixing instant coffee into the cookie butter next time.
Ham sandwich and krab dip with a Dr Pepper.
You can't go stealth on all heists but then ones you can go stealth I am a ghost and there is heist you can only do in stealth. The satisfaction of doing the Shadow Raid heist and looting all the stuff is great.
Pizza and mtn dew, what better combo for a video like this
i was running 800lb tungsten gorilla that was at one point using shotgun as a sniper rifle because minigun was not accurate enough
Ah, Payday 2, my formerly beloved. So much time we spent together, I'm talking 2300 hours and that's me not playing for four years. Never was as fun as when they first introduced dual wield weapons.
Oh an uh, on the subject of the funny perks. Inspire and Swan Song are indeed quite ridiculous.
Inspire allows you to yell something to the effect of "Tis but a scratch!" at bleeding out teammates from 10 meters away to get instantly them up and running again.
Swan song makes you invincible for 4/8 seconds when you run out of HP and gives you infinite mag to try and take as many law enforcers down with you as you go.
"What's your favorite McDonald's breakfast item?"
Taco John's ^_^
Bruh, McDicks hashbrown patties are the GOAT. Sometimes I can be in the mood for a sausage egg and cheese, but I'm ALWAYS good for like 3 of those fuckin hashbrowns.
Watching this at McDonalds before starting my shift. I got nuggies and Frozen Dr. Pepper
12:24 My lawyer has advised me to not make the comment I was going to make.
His battlefront 2 videos are super funny
Hell yeah! Water and cashews.
Out of context this comment makes me laugh.
@@chelzorthedestroyer It does sound a little insane without context now that I think about it.
Finally finished the video, kind of an odd Sunday for me. I played this game like 10 years ago with 3 friends for like 6 hours. I came away with the conclusion that it's a great game that's not for me and the soundtrack is great. Now if you'll excuse me I gotta listen to I Will Give You My All again, it's been a while.
Getting a brain overload, good.
Commando 101 rocket launcher is prime troll and anti-cheater material.
Eating some Hamberger meat on some toast.
Chicken McGriddle. Hands down best
I'm eating pizza while drinking shiner bock.
McDonald's breakfast order is easy 3 plain sausage biscuits with grape & strawberry with hash rown & a large OJ....damn im simple AF 🤣
Im eating sunflower seeds
Ah yess! one of my favs.
A tip. Just play payday 2. 3 isn't worth it.
water and gingerbread
You should definitely check out his other payday 2 videos there all hilarious i think youll like them
Play it a lot still and damn I am a jack of all trades XD
I recommend reacting to the goons there really funny 👍
Nice
more plz
React to Rabsopetty.
Cod and payday 2 not even close to each other omg....😅🤦♂️
Russian badger??? Chelzor reacting??? my life has been perfected 🥹