From hence forth, I will only refer to him as such. I wish I had the energy to troll. Not that it matters. But I feel like people could get to his insecurities with these simple phrases. Money can’t change that toddler head. 😂😂
new jack doherty theory, he's gonna die at 30 from getting hit by a plane. idk how someone does that. he'll figure out a way, and throughout his whole life he will forever have a baby face no matter what. Actually no, his face will just get younger and younger until he has a fetus face and dies because you can't have a fetus face because what.
When oomp brings up the question, "how much money makes you not care ab being hated?" I had an answer to it. He has alot of "haters" but theyre mostly online. Jack is surrounded by yes men (bc of his money) that make all that online hate more bearable.
Atozy always cracks me up the way he says Doherty like "Do-hurty", he's not even joking, just putting the stress in completely the wrong part of the word.
This quote from Last Samurai hit so hard and true, “to those that have sacrificed themselves for the betterment of mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities”.. Jesus
I wish he'd make content where he stuffs his mouth with Sour Boyz candy so he can't talk at all while he sits in a dark room by himself, I'd pay to watch that with the bonus of helping papa Oompa 🙂
I honestly dunno why he’s a popular guy like these kick streamers are getting out of hand nowadays ngl when I first heard about kick I thought “oh it’s not gonna be that bad” well oh boy I was wrong about that because most popular kick steamers have gotten a bad influence from LA celebs and stuff and yea makes me realise why kick exists
It would be a cool if they could figure out a way to make children's views not count towards algorithms, popularity or view count in general. They will literally watch anything and tend to gravitate towards the worst forms of content. If you deleted anyone under 13 off the Internet then suddenly people like jack Doherty would become completely irrelevant
He reminds me of the people that come up to our gate and ask if they can take pictures with or in the private planes and jets we work on. We always give them the ole "Hey, get a load of this guy" and everyone in the hangar laughs at them.
i want to say, thank you to the editor for that one clip of the orangutans battling. You can NOT fathom how much I adore that video, and you don't understand how many varieties there are about orangutans boxing. I've watched all of them even though majority of them are all the same because that's they way they were taught, that same format and moves. But it's so funky i LOVE watching them box, and not only that but the sounds they put on the speakers in the original video is a little funny, i think. Maybe I'm just ridiculously in love with those types of videos but THANK YOU
Legend has it, that Jack's hair is not actually his hair but a horror of hubris. For it seems every flex that he commits his hair grows ever so slightly, until one day the weight of his own ego will even be too heavy for him to bear and shall snap his neck.
Why are TH-camrs Turning into the most Disgusting Immoral Monsters.... Being Grossly Overpaid... Here I am going Broke for $70 for Half a Tank a Gas and 10k$ in Credit Card Debt... from Leaving Bad Jobs too Much..
"Ignoring my mom for 24 hours" in the Caribbean would be a 1 minute long video and 45 seconds would be the mom recording you in the hospital and cussing you on top of it
24:11 thats exactly what i wonder about ppl like logan paul. They have more money than they can even possibly spend *AND STILL* will scam their fans in a heartbeat.
I mean Logan Paul has a somewhat successful career in wwe and has revenue from prime and he also has a wife rn with a baby incoming I think he is the least of our problems. Their might be in his past but where he is at rn I don’t think so
So happy I found your videos. Reminds me of like Drew Gooden, but way more autistic, (which I absolutely love and relate to).. Your trains of thought all just make sense to me.
He looks like one of the "Blockhead's" from Gumbie. If you get that, you're as old as me. BTW, do yo own something if you're paying monthly? Sounds like dude doesn't own anything and just rents.
When did the mop head hair-dew become so popular?! It’s like you can take them, & turn them upside down, dip their heads in a mop bucket, & get to work mopping the floors with them! LOL
I mean I don’t know but I did take a business law class in high school and I remember there being a lesson with contracts and that can’t legally sign contracts so any contract with a minor including a 17 year old would be void
It’s actually an old school product (from the 90’s) that they brought back thru a kickstarter It’s called Clearly Canadian And it’s the booooomb Seriously check em out They’ve made their way into major grocery stores and are relatively easy to find at this point
Jack is like the 5th grader mini boss you fist fight after 4 waves of 3rd graders, like some weird modded zombies ripoff.
I would love to see the vanoss crew play that map 😂
He looks like the Wish version of the Wish version of Leonardo DiCaprio from Breaking Bad
YES
😂 100 %
Like a boss in "River City Ransom" for NES
12:30 - “The Skidmark of Society” is the best nickname for Jack I have ever heard😂.
@@FrixsyzJust work.
@@Frixsyzyour parents are obviously losers to care about sub counts!!!!!
@@FrixsyzEnglish is hard.
thats his actual name, jack is his undercover name
"Skidrow.. "maybe suits him better
"Broccoli Headed Toddler". Totally correct observation. That should be his new name.
Bro Head Todd for short.
From hence forth, I will only refer to him as such.
I wish I had the energy to troll. Not that it matters. But I feel like people could get to his insecurities with these simple phrases.
Money can’t change that toddler head. 😂😂
@@ArtistFormallyKnownasMC small man is the best way to get at someone like this too. people with narcissism hate being called a small man.
It rolls off the tongue well
Almost like a rap burn
Jack Doherty is what you get when you never tell your child "no"
Jack Doherty will be one of the reasons if purge day ever becomes a thing.
@@alphakevin687Jack Doherty is my 13th reason 💀
@@brookelynnwu8016 whats the other 12😂
Wrong people ain’t getting beat bad / beat at all !
He's the kind of guy that will say "it's just a prank bro" after he unalives someone. Total POS
But also, let's be honest, those girls are hoes
kick is the modern equivalent to a freak show.
For real
Circus for sure.
Nah Freaks are responsible compared to these Trash People
Spot on
your the modern equivilent of a penny farthing. uselss and impractical
I feel like the broccoli haircut just tells me everything I need to know about someone.
That haircut is a red flag.
Kinda like the “Karen” haircut
Jack’s face looks like you want to punch it.
yeah..... over and over and over again 🤜🤕
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
Yeah
yeah but my farts are better than yours
What a hot take
I been saying this bro. Jack always been weird and any girl that pops up on my feed that "works with him" is just getting pimped by dude
I swaer, those 'women' who hang around him? I can smell them through my screen, and it's not pleasant.
@@SuperChaoticusfish market vibes
Judging by your inability to properly use the English language, you and Mr. Doherty must have the same level of education.
@j.ritter619 His point was clearly communicated. Stop being a dork in the youtube comments.
@j.ritter619 I understood him clear as day.
How can there be 15 “firsts”. I think we’re gonna need to settle this via hunger games IRL.
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
*Tee-Hee-Hee!* 😆
Because on there screen it shows as first it happened for me😊
People that put first in the comments are sad.
Who cares who’s first as long as we get to watch
Jack Doherty the type of guy to be on a loud and heavily edited baby bottle pop commercial from the early 2000s
This is a ridiculous post 😂
This is so specific yet so accurate 😂
I don’t get it
@@BarronVonSchnootBABY BOTTLE POP
BABY BOTTLE POP!
He’s making moves though. How dumb can you be? Those girls are dumb
F the Red pill & blue pill. I’m on that oompaville
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
Oompapill
@@78NINE0he really missed an easy layup 😂
@@albuquerquehotspot7835 shhh we out here comment farming 🤫
NO YOU ARE A SIMP.
new jack doherty theory, he's gonna die at 30 from getting hit by a plane. idk how someone does that. he'll figure out a way, and throughout his whole life he will forever have a baby face no matter what. Actually no, his face will just get younger and younger until he has a fetus face and dies because you can't have a fetus face because what.
Benjamin button ahh
@@astralb0y🤣🤣
It’s money lol. People start seeing these huge numbers and it changes them. 100k in a couple days? People will do so many wrong things for that money
Yes
Why was that so specific
Jack’s “toddler build” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard it’s so accurate 🤣🤣🤣
When oomp brings up the question, "how much money makes you not care ab being hated?" I had an answer to it. He has alot of "haters" but theyre mostly online. Jack is surrounded by yes men (bc of his money) that make all that online hate more bearable.
Atozy always cracks me up the way he says Doherty like "Do-hurty", he's not even joking, just putting the stress in completely the wrong part of the word.
Atozy does kinda have weird pronunciations in general haha
@@albuquerquehotspot7835he's Canadian ain't he?
It's how it's meant to be pronounced though. It's an Irish name, I live in Ireland and everyone is saying his name wrong except Atozy
@@boogityhoohe's Norwegian
@@xaviergirard3983 ohh, that's even worst! 🤣🤣 Jk jk. I don't think I've ever met a Norwegian in Tennessee , USA.
Jack’s reminds me of one of those trolls from the 80s. 💀
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
@@p-__is this a fetish thing for you?
Yes those troll dolls. When I was a kid I had some of those in my toy collection
@@p-__ this is the third time I have seen you comment this 🤣 goon!
Also..how they smell tho🤔
@@astralb0yit’s a bot bro lol
The whole "slightly overgrown toddler" observation hits almost too literally hard to even comprehend
This quote from Last Samurai hit so hard and true, “to those that have sacrificed themselves for the betterment of mechanical amusements and commercial opportunities”.. Jesus
Mr. Oompa ate several members of my family between 1983 and 2007.
Great years for wine
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
I'm sure he was just hungry
I thought I was alone, oompa ate my entire family in what is know as the bite of 87 😢 I sad
I know a hive mind commentor when i see one
I did NOT expect the filmmakers of the live-action Jimmy Neutron sequel to portray him so badly :(
this comment made me laugh
@@romxnaa02 I’m glad I was able to!
I was literally looking for something from oompa to watch. Then the notification popped. Impeccable timing.
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
That's always nice.
@@p-__worst bot ever.
The amount of garbage on kick is crazy
the amount of garbage on twitch is crazy lol
internet*
The garbage of crazy amounts to kick.
Kick makes Twitch look like the Library of Alexander
@@TimBarrett-b2u I think you meant 'Alexandria'. But yeah.
15 seconds in and oomp has already become incomprehensible
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
theyre better than diesels too
Jack is 20, looks 12 and acts 5.
these newer seasons of To Catch a Predator are getting wild.
I love how they do his hair in the thumbnails for these videos 😅
I wish he'd make content where he stuffs his mouth with Sour Boyz candy so he can't talk at all while he sits in a dark room by himself, I'd pay to watch that with the bonus of helping papa Oompa 🙂
Eats Razorblades with a nice gasoline Beverage
oompa ville fat
You have weird thoughts, I like it
now you're just sounding like a the completionist sandwich fan.
That would be so hot
Everybody’s a gangster until they need to pay up owed taxes.
The HAIR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bad faith fake business is the largest American export😂
love this I get to see watch a video that’s keeps me watching and that better than any Netflix documentary lovely video
Yay my first donation to one of my favorite TH-camrs
People need to stop coddling these types of content creators and we need to throw the book at them.
I honestly dunno why he’s a popular guy like these kick streamers are getting out of hand nowadays ngl when I first heard about kick I thought “oh it’s not gonna be that bad” well oh boy I was wrong about that because most popular kick steamers have gotten a bad influence from LA celebs and stuff and yea makes me realise why kick exists
My farts are better than Oompaville's farts.
It would be a cool if they could figure out a way to make children's views not count towards algorithms, popularity or view count in general. They will literally watch anything and tend to gravitate towards the worst forms of content. If you deleted anyone under 13 off the Internet then suddenly people like jack Doherty would become completely irrelevant
I want a 1 on 1 with no security
That's a very long line to jump in, but yeah I hear you.
He reminds me of the people that come up to our gate and ask if they can take pictures with or in the private planes and jets we work on. We always give them the ole "Hey, get a load of this guy" and everyone in the hangar laughs at them.
Jack Doherty looks like the giant baby the Lich is turned into in Adventure Time.
Bro sweet pea doesn’t deserve that type of slander
@@yeager9263 But Doherty sure does, Sweet Pea was goated.
that show was 🔥
i want to say, thank you to the editor for that one clip of the orangutans battling. You can NOT fathom how much I adore that video, and you don't understand how many varieties there are about orangutans boxing. I've watched all of them even though majority of them are all the same because that's they way they were taught, that same format and moves. But it's so funky i LOVE watching them box, and not only that but the sounds they put on the speakers in the original video is a little funny, i think. Maybe I'm just ridiculously in love with those types of videos but THANK YOU
Autism
That mega broccoli cut in the thumbnail is absolutely glorious
Jack is the the boss fight when you drained or damaged them to half health. he’ll just send his own minions to fight for him with 4 or 3 waves
So zeus from fortnite lol
Legend has it, that Jack's hair is not actually his hair but a horror of hubris. For it seems every flex that he commits his hair grows ever so slightly, until one day the weight of his own ego will even be too heavy for him to bear and shall snap his neck.
Yes
Indeed
Fr
Indubitably
Why are TH-camrs Turning into the most Disgusting Immoral Monsters.... Being Grossly Overpaid... Here I am going Broke for $70 for Half a Tank a Gas and 10k$ in Credit Card Debt... from Leaving Bad Jobs too Much..
Of course.
The dude looks like a Walking Real Life Roblox Character !
Should be DohertyClanz with a brocoli logo on background. I can see it clearly 😂
Oompa be grinding hard af
Oomp is one of those rare channels that I genuinely enjoy watching 😂😂
Oompa's videos get more and more interesting day by day.
"Ignoring my mom for 24 hours" in the Caribbean would be a 1 minute long video and 45 seconds would be the mom recording you in the hospital and cussing you on top of it
Love the clearly Canadian, country raspberry is my fave. Love from Canada 🍁
So glad they came back from the dead
the way that 3rd burp made my headphones jiggle 😂😂
24:11 thats exactly what i wonder about ppl like logan paul. They have more money than they can even possibly spend *AND STILL* will scam their fans in a heartbeat.
I mean Logan Paul has a somewhat successful career in wwe and has revenue from prime and he also has a wife rn with a baby incoming I think he is the least of our problems. Their might be in his past but where he is at rn I don’t think so
Man to be fair, that wasn’t really his fault it was lack of due diligence toward the people he hired
What exactly does Jack bring to the table when all these girls could set up their own OF account and make 100% of the revenue. What can he offer them?
girls are pretty clueless on how to do that
Exposure
He is looking at RICO charges if he not careful
I’ll have to check this out tonight 😭💀 busy atm
No one asked
I did
I did
i asked :)
I asked :D
That haircut is a crime on itself😂 @15:10
So happy I found your videos. Reminds me of like Drew Gooden, but way more autistic, (which I absolutely love and relate to)..
Your trains of thought all just make sense to me.
When ice Poseidon calls you out, you know you're fried.
Bro is his hair actually that obnoxious 🤣🤣🤣
This hairstyle alone is suspicious 🤣
Broccoli hair is my go to manscape.
7:39 “...the implication” - Dennis Reynolds
Not even trying to be an NPC comment but oompa’s uploads actually make my day
you could hold an entire thanksgiving spread on this cabbage patch doll's hair
If Jack ever goes to jail, he's going to be extremely popular.
The fact that an IRS Ad popped up in the middle of the video was pretty funny.
Paper boy is exactly what happens when you give a spoiled teenage boy a huge sum of money.
*Caleb is slowly turning into Rick Sanchez with his burp speak*
At this point, I'm suprised that people still use kick.
Ooooomp them Upper cuts looked super super solid ngl 0:36
0:15 lol
😂
his hair looks crazy in these thumbnails LOL
This is CRAZZYYYY💀🙏😭
Oompa sippin’ out of glass bottles. We made it✊🏾. Went from Lincoln logs to postin’ vlogs
This sounds like the mission daddy’s little girl from gta 5
Ompa is my fav youtuber now been watching for a while and you are probably the only youtuber i watch every video from still.
Jack broccoli head😂
Dude looks likes he went to the barber and said, "Just the tip please!"
rip to the birdie who flew into the house
Channeling his inner Rick on that intro there lol
“i’m here i’m him i’m HIMOTHY”
W video, I miss when the prank TH-camrs were fake and corny, not real and criminal
jack looks like the goomba from mario
bro really could not let that bottle go xD
Kallmekris is amazing! ❤ (you're cool too tho)
My man hit us with the Rick Sanchez intro😂
HE'S GOT BLISTERS ON HIS FINGERS!
The Beatles reference. Classic.
@@Sen-115DK Jim Carey- Yes Man
@RSpectORcheckIT guess where Jim Carey was referencing
Oompa feeds into it by constantly making content on this kid. Constantly riding the wave of people he doesn’t like for views.
He looks like one of the "Blockhead's" from Gumbie. If you get that, you're as old as me. BTW, do yo own something if you're paying monthly? Sounds like dude doesn't own anything and just rents.
@19:20 TOTAl EMBEZZELEMENT!! CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO GO THE WAY OF THE TATES LOL
"don't worry, i can fix him"....
uhmm.. no girl, u cant
When did the mop head hair-dew become so popular?! It’s like you can take them, & turn them upside down, dip their heads in a mop bucket, & get to work mopping the floors with them! LOL
MINI EPSTEIN 😂
Jack got humbled by Darwin Nunez and wont stop crying about it
Bro has way too many cars for that to be clean money 😂. He only has 14M subs as well.
14M subs is a lot tho.. but I know what you're trynna say
@@J.R.TheRealtor not enough to support his lifestyle.
First mistake; collaborating/working for Jack Doherty.
Imagine having to be this guy's dad. He must be so proud.
Diddy passed Jack around to the fellas.
1:18 😂 he does😂
Jack is such a terrible person. Can someone offer his skin to Odin?
I wish bro-
I shall. Find me his address 😆
Odin wouldn't want him
On it! Summoning Odin now
I mean I don’t know but I did take a business law class in high school and I remember there being a lesson with contracts and that can’t legally sign contracts so any contract with a minor including a 17 year old would be void
i don't know where you get canadian spring sparking water when i can't find it in canada 🇨🇦 lol 😆 😊
It’s actually an old school product (from the 90’s) that they brought back thru a kickstarter
It’s called Clearly Canadian
And it’s the booooomb
Seriously check em out
They’ve made their way into major grocery stores and are relatively easy to find at this point