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- Sometimes pick up lines are hilarious, and other times they uh... do something. Hahaha!!
Also this is my first full facecam vid in a long time, I'm glad to be back at it! I really enjoyed it and it helped my confidence a lot. Look forward to a few more.
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6:58 i thought aaron/jason said “You can be the red riding hood and i can be the big bag oof” 😂🤣🤣
Crackhead Stanner Lol
*yes*
*o o f*
Oof lol
Oh frig-
- on a scale from one to ten, you're a nine, cos I'm the one you need
- I'm a ten.
- what no-
- I'm definitely a ten
Are you a boy or girl??
I get it
😂😂 I get it
Geuss that means this relationship can be taken to a eleven
19
I told my boyfriend this one before our first year anniversary, "Are you a magician? Because you made my troubles disappear." and well, he ended up gushing like an idiot lol these pick up lines are amazing!
You watch her vids too N3k0?? I can't believe two of my favorite TH-camr's are here! *FANGIRL INTENSIFIES* 😱😱😱😍😍😍😍
Aaron/Jason: “lets play a game your little red riding hood and I’ll be the big bad wolf” Jess: “AHHH!!”
You mean a-aaah~
My friend saying That a better sound idk what that means
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That one was my favourite 😂
@@user-jj2kr1lx1w uh oh NAW! you dont want to know-
@Marie Ann yep xD
" you can be a Little Red Riding Hood and I can be the big bad wolf" AND THEN A FANFIC WAS BORN
I SCREAMED AT THE SAME TIME AS HER XDDDD
Wut
I WILL START THE ROUGH DRAFT
YESSSSS
yep
Zane:I bet you twenty dollars your gonna turn me down.I could really use twenty dollars
This is the story of my life
Same
Saaaaaaame
It's a win either way. He wins, 20$. He loses, he gets a girl.
This has nothing to do with this but.............
AND PEGGY THE SCHUYLER SISTERS
Awwww sorry
I LITERARILY ALMOST FANGIRLED ON THE PICK UP LINES JASON DID, LIKE “Let’s play a game. You’ll be little red riding hood, and I’ll be the big bad wolf.” >:3
I know, right?! Whenever it was his turn, I didn't care if it was bad, I think I almost turned into Kawaii~Chan. I still liked the last one that he did though... :D
Ikr xD
Lol!! But, I feel like I know you from sumle “Sing” I recognize the picture... are you AphmauTheUltima.. (Sorry random... 😰)
P.S. If you are.. I’m LolFoxLoverLol... so sorry, it’s random, lol!! 😸
Alternative title: Jess getting flustered for 12 minutes straight
I’m glad Aaron was here.
I already know he’s LYCAN you a lot.
;)
I have to admit that's the funniest one I've seen in the comments
Haha lol
Oh God no 😫 you making blush more and smile with these pick up lines
Oh my Irene
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
;) XD
Jess I have a pick up line for you to say to Jason!!!!! "Roses are red, my face is to, this only happens when i'm around you!"
I made it 69 likes
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good!
Oh my word yes! It is so cute
For the whole video she was blushing at her characters but overall adside from it lying it was good
THE JASON ONES ARE KILLING ME ESPECIALLY THE RED RIDING HOOD ONE😂
Help me I'm die
FLUFFY UNICORN that one was my fav!!!
And the Grinch.... i am a sucker for that guy... dont know why though...
FLUFFY UNICORN YES RED RIDING HOOD KILLED MEH😅
My fav was when Jason was like “Haven’t I bitten you somewhere?” And I was like, oh I’m sure you have bitten Jess somewhere 😏
Why do I think Travis would actually use all of these 😂
same
Same Same Same
♡
Me too
@Marin Murray true
Aaron/Jason: “Are you Netflix? Because I could binge watch you all weekend.”
Me: chokes on cereal
Save meeeeee 😵
I was watching this and the vid and the clip came up right as I read dis
I was like am l really that interesting
I read this at the excat time it showed up
=slaps back= don't worry I choked to
I felt like I was being stalked XD
Are u the sun? Because ur the center of my universe
Are u the moon? Because in the dark u still seen to shine😉
Sarah Alvarez yes I am the sun... so u should say 150 million kilometres away from me
Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten! Thank you so much! 2 whole likes!
Wanna be the sun of my life again? Okay, just stay 92,955,887.6 miles away from me ;)
Of course I’m the sun...because I’m way out of your reach ;)
And I may also be classified as the moon, so you should start drifting away from me...now.
I LOVE ASTRONOMY!!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!
Nice
I keep on rewatching this, hoping one day I can get the courage to use it.
*thinks for 2 seconds*
NAAAAAH PROBABLY NOT
SAME
@Payton Hopper OOP-
So. Tru. Dough. =-=
"Do you live in a corn field"
Me: where's he going with this??
"Cause im StAlKiNg you
Me: o.O
I thought he was gonna say "cuz you're a-maize-ing" XD
that could of worked on me(maybe)
That one came on just as I was reading this lol *perfect timing*
Are u WiFi cuz I have been searching for u all over the place
Yesssssss!
I’m using that on my best friend when he’s late 0-0 credit to u
Are you wifi because I'm feeling a connection
Kill me now
(•\\^\\•)
So cute
SO CUTE!
I'm a single pringle
Pringles aren’t single. They come in packs
( I get it’s a joke I’m being sarcastic
Don't worry! We're both Single Pringles... but that's ok, because everybody loves chips!
6:53 I screamed
@@illeveyoualone1872 Exactly the single pringles are in a group aka a stack and we us single pringles are snacks >:3
Can we see a whole video of you flirting with Jason and making him uncomfortable?!?!?!?!?!
Pleaaaaaasssseee
omg yasss! i would _love_ that
YES
Omg. Yas, Please.
Yasss
_Can we appreciate that Jess's laugh is so beautiful_
Blaze: Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day
Jess: Rawr.
Me: *dying*
Me: *dead* x.x
When I read this the video said it 😂
Here lies • Takeru •, who died from an aph video. They're last words
Me: *dead* x.x
Sorry I couldn't pass this one up
;-;
Ny favorite is gene leaving
"Are your paws tired cuz you've been runnin through my mind all day"
Aphmau: .............rawr
Also Aphmau: *immediate regret*
😂😂😂 OMG THRUUU
just the .............rawr was .............so cute
OMFGGGGGGG THERE IS A WOLFIE PLUSH AND I NEED IT RN
Emily and her random stuff sane
Emily and her random stuff SAME
I NEED IT
Every single one of these literally STABBED me straight in the HEART!
When Jason said "Are you Poopsi? Cause your So- da delicious I was drinking Pepsi...
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Where I live we say pop, idk why I had to mention that but I wanted to.
Even if there's no gravity, I'd still fall for you
Unyt Thats good
Woooooow
Unyt thats,a ggoooooddd one
Unyt don't do that gravity falls was my show.....when it ended I had suicidal thoughts I screamed Everytime people talked about it and I cried myself to sleep every summer
Omg that one got me! But are you a heat lamp cause your hot! Idk why I made that up it's terrible
"Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of you!" *sighs* I know..I know..*jumps off a cliff*
"Are you a light bulb? Cause you brighten my day" Oh god no*
I got pick up lines for dayz XD
U don't have to jump down I like it btw I'm useing my mom's account
Irma Quijote lol🤣😂😂
Dayna Harmon it’s funny because Gene was like lord kill me
I paused at 7:38 so I could take a breather from laughing, but then Jess's face at that moment made me basically cough my lungs up XD XD XD
Aarons/Jason’s just KILLED me EEEE
6:53 That was said so sexual I screamed
*AHHHHH- ahah-*
One of the voices is a girl voice actor in a game called hat in time!i love her voice acting!
Also a joke(I’m a pun master in my class)...
If u pushed your book shelf over on the ground...
I guess u only have YOUR-SHELF to blame!
What do u call a belt with a clock on it?
A WAIST OF TIME!(this is actually related to hat in TIME)
One day me and my friends were talking and they said “my little siblings say their translucent” ...
Well I guess that makes their moms and dads TRANSPARENT!
**starts slow clapping**
Ok the last one got me
jason/aaron: havent i bitten you somewhere
me: JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Amythest951 lol I totally agree
Amythest951 lol I said the same thing 😭😭
Why Jason why you do a dirty pickup line... oh and btw why dose zane have his mask off anod smiling as Aaron and Aph kiss???
OOOOOOOOOMG
Amythest951 lol Eeee Oh wait *fangirling turns off* that is kinda dirty
I was blushing so much during this! I get flustered really easily when flirted with >////< (Even if they where more directed toward Jess, they still made me squeal/giggle and blush)
The "Haven't I Bitten you somewhere before?" made me fall off the chair laughing XDDD
Edit: Thanks for 100 likes!
My face became so red at that part. Literally got me. I was like "What the f*ck just happened right there? Did i hear right?"
I replayed it over and over again XDDDDD
I couldnt take it i literlly fell of my bed and hit my night stand and i think aaron should chill out and luv u aphmau your the best ✌ out
Ruby Rose haven't I been you before but the way it sounds is been in you before so I was like SEX JOKES 101
Ruby Rose sameeeee
My favorite: You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line!
I like the toast one
ThatOne Guy Hahahaha i agree we have something in come in
ThatOne Guy doesn't make sense. I wasn't making it up. I was telling my favorite.
Annina._. Plays I just watched it and read the comment lol
Sara Ali SAMEEE XDDD
Aaron: Let’s play a game you be little red riding hood and I’ll be the big bad wolf
Me: WOW
🐺
Look up Little Red Riding Hood, nightcore.
Oh mah god Aaron... seriously
Aaron:let's play a game you be little red riding hood and I'll be the big bad wolf
Me: byeeeeeee 😀✌
Purple_Mermaid XD Lol Jess squealed
“Can I hit you in the face? With my lips.”
CHRIS!! NUUUUUUUUUUU WHY?! 😂😂😂😂😂
I freaked out when Aaron was saying his pick up line😂💜❤
Me too. Dont worry.
Garroth made a PUN!!!!
Garroth:Your aDOORable
Candy the angel dog Candy and Jason omg that’s true! Cus he loves/hates doors! :D XD
These are kinda cheesy but I came up with them (I think some people came up with some of them, but I like 'em)
1. Ice isn't the only thing that's slippery, but you are, cause you slip into my mind everyday
2. If you were a candy, then you'd be the only one I look for
3. If I had to rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u, and i together
4. Your mom was a hot tamale, but you're a hot pepper
5. Are you a cat? Cause we'd be purfect~ together
6. Werewolves can't eat chocolate, but i can't resist you
7. Is just me, but are you a super star? Cause you shine brighter than everyone
8. Headaches stress me out, but if you were one, you'd be my stress reiliver
9. I wanna play a game, but not hide'n'seek, cause a person like you is hard to find
I took me awhile, and I hope Jessica sees this
The sixth one is my favorite
Mythical Pickle are you candy because you’re the only one I’d eat
THAT LAST ONE'S REALLY CUUUTTTTEEE! ❤
But I like hide and seek
Aww. Thanks.
Here's a stupid pickup line-
"Are your eyes a maze? Because I'm lost in them."
I had to xD
The Dragon Kat it’s amazing :D
Kkk
Ooh
Now thats a good pickup line good job👍
8D
I died when Kawaii-Chan was talking about the toast😂😂😂😂
Horselover 559 me 2 it was so funny
Hi_Its_Kc _ Yeah😂😂😂
Travis: By chance do you live in a corn field?
Me: No?
Travis: Cause I'm stalking you!
Me: Oh HeLl No!
This was what went through my head too
i live by one
omg when i saw this comment i was at that point in the video XD
Lol😂😂same
I would be like bish are you asking for a punch in the face!?!
I love this SO MUCH, the fact that they did whole little fully edited scenes for these individual lines. I especially ADORE the inside joke mystreet ones
I have 2 puck up lines
1. Are u a statue? Cause i cant stop staring at u *winks*
2. Are u a camera cause everytime that i look at u i smile 😊
I hope u liked them byeee luv u
catharina bathomarco the second one I showed to my friend and she used it to her crush and it worked
puck up XD
I read the first one, and I thought that you were talking about Weeping Angels.... anyone else?
catharina bathomarco puck?
ZeroChan that was good I’ll give it to ya a bit cringey but still good
IS THAT THE WOLF PLUSHY I SEE?!
"Do you live in a cornfield?"
*"Cause you're corny."*
She was very emotional when it was Jason/Aaron.
Ahlivia Barker it’s a flirting
Thing with married couples
Ahlivia Barker Theyre married, and you can see Jess blushes during those too.
they’re so cute >~
are you a camera? because every time i look at you i smile.😉
i liked this video.
i liked my own comment
If you are a TH-cam video, then i click Like.
2:35 “Hello. I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”
Sounds like a pick up line for Joker from Persona 5.
I thought I was the only one who thought that! X,D
Oh my gosh. When she reacted to Jason that was the cutest part 😂💙she got so excited each time
I love how giggly she gets when she hears Jason’s voice 😂♥️
Aw! I love how she got all shy when Jason said 'have I bitten you before'
Summer CTV why
Moppa Woppa
Because... Starlight...
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
There is a reason why N and O are together
Brook Baily that hit me so hard
Ooh, that comeback though
Burn
Brook Baily NO if you put N and O together XD and nice pick up lines.
bahahahaha omg i am so using that when someone tries this pick up line on me xD
"On a scale of 1 -10 you are a 9 and I'm the one you need"
Me : I don't need no mans!!
same I'm an independent women
I used a chainsaw at the age of 13(p.s my dad was there and it a battery powered one)
The first Zane/Kestin one... I'm crying.
JASON STOP GIVING US FANGIRLS NOSEBLEEDS!!!!!
GET OUT OF HERE GIRL
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Omg yes
My mood
Im a girl and im in my dads phone and I havent got nosiebleed by him so what you doing here watching this gurlllll you need to clam with him girl
I CAN BARELY BREATHE FROM LAUGHING/SQUEALING.
THIS IS TOO MUCH AAAAA.
I love these, my god punny pickup lines are the best! Thanks to all the voice actors for doing this and you Jess, it's always such a great laugh!
I love this poem I'm not poem your standings it is so so cute to me
RowanWolf22 SAME LOL LMAO 😂 😆
This was so PUNNY AND I will be
Right Baaaa-back. Get it.
Okay I’ll stop.
I agree
I can agree with that
RowanWolf22 righttt
"hello, im a theif and Im here to steal your heart!"
just like u stole aphmau's freedom and almost aarons life in season 4 mystreet??
I missed seeing Jess’s lovely face? Anyone else?
Melody YES
Melody agreed
Melody me
Gene: I think I can die happy now. ‘Cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
Zane: I bet you 20 dollars you’re going to turn me down... I could really use 20 dollars...
Laurence: You might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look bad...
Ein: Can I hit you in the face?.. With my lips???
Aaron: I’m not an organ donor, but I’d be glad to give you my heart.
Dante: On a scale of one-to-ten, you’re a nine. I’m the ONE you need
Garroth: You’re aDOORable!!!
I hope you enjoyed my favorites
Oh I thought you were going to say all of them
@@fuyumichisaki7390 me too XD
Aaron’s line was my fav.
Aaron: Let’s play a game, U be lil red riding hood, and....I’ll be the big bad Wolf👌
Jess: AHH
Her reaction to the "haven't I bitten you before" was hilarious 😂
And how he says it
To jess its soo cute
He is a wolf
Oh oh nooooo
A girl that has a crush on me told me a pick up line. It was, Hey there my phone won’t work cuz it doesn’t have your phone number on it. It worked for me. We’re dating now.
MagicBuilder798 AWWWWW THATS AMAZING I HOPE YOU TWO STAY TOGETHER FOREVER ... Ok now I just sound creepy
lol she good at pick up liner
MagicBuilder798 wow
Best pick up line ever
All I did to get my crush to date me was say the reasons that I love her and why I would choose her over everyone else. And yes im also a girl. Deal with it. But I honestly love her and we've been dating for a month. Love you Zoey 😘
Do you work at a super market?
Cause you'll be first on my shopping list
If someone says that to me when im older that one might work on me. 😋😋😏😏
That's a good one
Bunnu I
But some ppl dont get eveything or nothing in thier list
Bunnu AWWWWW
Jason: Haven't I bitten you before?
Me: ...*Nosebleeds*
Ash Cerulean
*Jason* : Haven't I bit you somewhere?
*Me* : No that was just a scratch. :3
NO you have not bitten me but if you want to...
Same I was like were?
*me in Aph's situation* I don't know. Maybe you should refresh my memory? *😉 + 😏*
@@zendin2309 ...
Mario is Red❤️,
Sonic is Blue💙,
I'll be Player 1🎮,
if you'll be Player 2🎮!
Ok I'll leave now...
Crystal Warrior awwww I l-word this
Crystal Warrior best way to pick up a gamer
Awwwww Thank you💗
Ya
Crystal Warrior ahhh I just cringed but yeeee
In the back of the garroth one zane was like "oh god why garroth"
Garroth: Your A-DOOR-Able
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
A 🚪 a 🍲
Nah this is what garroth would say are u a door cause id smash you first
Is it me, or does Garroth make every pick-up line into a real situation. I can not handle it. Lol
I have a few lines:
Are you the Grinch? Because you stole my heart!~
Are you a werewolf? Because I swear I bit you.~
Roses are red, violets are blue, will you be my Valentine? Because I love you!~
Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you got a sweet butt~ (I can see Travis saying that to Katelyn)
Let's flip a coin! If head your mine and if tails I'm yours...~
Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress coming off at midnight...~
Are you a ticket? Because I read FINE all over you...~
How do I do fanfics and publish them Aphmau?
o-o o my that cinderella one is....IDK JUST MAKING ME UNCONFORTBLE THINKING ABOUT IT
@@goldietheokamigamer972 yeah my dude I read it and was like wtf
Lizzina The artist funny BUT the Travis one do
Fanfics? I suggest Wattpad 👌🏻👌🏻 Btw those were great 😂
Lizzina The artist really second to last is soooooo childish
My favorite one:
"I bet you 20 dollars that your gonna turn me down."
"I could really use 20 dollars..."
*outstanding move*
Lol her reaction to Ein's Can I hit you in the face… (Aphmau's reaction O.O) WITH MY LIPS
Danng them eyebrows are on fleek jess! XD
I know someone who said
"If Corona doesn't take me out, will you?"
😁😁😁😁
Omg I read this and died no I like really I just cant
My boyfriend actually used that one on me lol
I got a pick up line
I must be a wolf, because i just marked my territory
*cringes all the way to my large intestine*
Mysterious Rebel XX
Mysterious Rebel nice one
Caitlyn? Being Drunk and delivering a pickup line is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen. She would have delivered her pick up line then promptly passed out.
Also I think Zane could have slid through that doorway at anytime and swept her off her feet literally he was a whirlpool of emotion. Literally.
I texted my crush the pick-up-line 'How are you not tired yet from running through my mind all day and night???'
He replied with:
'Sounds like a riddle. Lol'
I then had to explain to him that it was a pick-up-line and he finally got it. I then told him that I'm gonna need to up my game since it took him so long XD
TheLostKitten rip, good luck!
TheLostKitten you should say i m going on date with you now what's your other two wishes
TheLostKitten X3
go girl
:)
I love Gene's!!
I love you a *latte* !!
MY PUN BROTHER!!!
:3
I got shipped with gene and it makes me kinda sad. But now I'm happy because that pun pick up line was amazing and now I'm okay with it
Aaron:"Haven't I bitten you somewhere before?"
Me:"No, but you sure can."
My gf:"That's only for me to say about you not him."
She's pretty awkward.
“You look familiar, didnt we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistr
Boom ım marking this one its a badass flirt
Am I a real dragon because your make my heart soar.
Oh who am I kidding I'm so alone...
If you ever wanna practice dragondancing you can dance on my dragon any time you want😉
Dragondancer320 I feel sorry that your alone 😢😥😭😓
I'm so lonely that I sleep crying ;(
Dragondancer320 aww...
Dragondancer320 yes
Her laugh is so cute hehe
saturn gaming hehehe I agree
i gave it the 200 like.
When I watch this video and makes me feel like I'm the one being told these pick up lines. Also i relate to what Jenny says at 6:04
Is your name Google? Because..
You're the answer to everything I'm looking for.
ThatOne Guy it the same thing or not!
Slime Sophie 😂
Slime Sophie 👌
Slime Sophie OMG 🤣
Slime Sophie AAYYYEE-
i die ever time Jason comes on
Paige Jones same😂 but it's kawaii~Chan
Sameeeee
Casey Jones which one?
casey jones me to but i didnt get where he says havent i bitten you some where before?
Dusk AngelDemon lol I meant which Jason 😂
They made sure to give Ein all of the pick up lines that deal with being a criminal😂
Kawaii~Chan: Of all the beautiful curves on your body your smile is my favourite.
Me: *Blushes so hard* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE!
No gings aloud
All of Christopher’s ones scared me
Me too hun me too
Well his character isn't the brightest bulb but I was excited too hear his.
Or gene one of the two
yeah xD but flirty xD
SAME XD
1:13 Travis you wrong for that😭
“Are you WiFi because I’m really feeling a connection”
Internet: stops
Me:😂🤣😂 GUeSs IM NOt 😂
*He says* hello I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart
Me: wat heart I don't have one
Lol
Lol XD
Me neither
I saw the end of your comment and I cried no I DEID
same here
I have 2 pick up lines for you Jess....
Ready...
Set....
Go.....
If you where a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber.
Where you born in McDonalds because girl I'm loving it.
I know they're cheesy XD
Kittycatgirl - aw X3
Bertito Uy ^~^
More like. Are u Mc Donalds cause I'm loving it. ♡
Lol
"Can i take a picture of you? Its to show santa what i want for christmas"
horrible flashbacks from that
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Lol
I used to listen to that year round.
@@no.7sama270 me to
I watched this with my friend and she gagged at Eins line....
Me: OMG MY HEART!!!💙💞
Are you Google?
Because your everything im looking for :3
Omg
Amazing 👏
@William Senelick same here
Wow
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Is your name titanic?
Because im and ice berg, and I'd ship you with me.
(That was terrible...)
A.N.O. T.I. Id rather say Is your name titanic? Cause id sink with you :3
It was amazing
That's dark ._.
Reminds me of Kawaii ~ Chan >.
If I were the titanic, I'd go down on YOU😉😏
4:07
Ok garroth you make me dying-
Kawaii Chan thoooo “your so hot if you ate bread you’d poop out toast!” Then we have Jess here like •0•
Becouse shes hot shell heat the bread in her and poop out toast ( im crazy and plss dont shout at me i was just thinking ) :(
Anyone else just watch because of Jess reacting to Jason's pick up lines. Just me? OK.
Night And Day YT no that's why I watched it too
Night And Day YT kinda
I kinda did that 😂
Same
Night And Day YT i only watched thoes
Please write an episode around all of these 😂
Jason:Haven’t I bitten you somewhere
Me:Smirks at screen😏 “bitten”
Ok I will go now
agreed
Are you stuffed animal,cause I can cuddle you all day😏.OH LORD WHAT HAVE I MADE
BlueCat Animats idk what u made literally