Player/Nation/countryball guide list: Jake - Burgundy - Netherlands ball Isp - Japan - Japan ball Bo - Belgian Confederacy/Arcadia - USA ball Peef - England - UK Ball Phillips - Russia - Russia Ball Swimmy - Germany - Kaiser ball Schafer - PLC - Poland ball(EKS D) Hewlett - Hungary - Hungary ball College - Spain - Spain Ball Golden - Ottomans/ France - Ottomans and France balls. Abra - Aragon-Italy - Italy ball
Ferdinand Foch sits down with the Germans at the end of the war. He gets handed a piece of paper and gets yelled at for trying to read it, so he just signs it immediately. The allies stand up to start patting each other on the back, while the Germans smile. And that was how Imperial Germany won WW1 after their army was defeated.
Honestly there should be something where after the peace deal is signed, each participants get to review it before agreeing to it, otherwise they'll fight on their own
It might’ve been addressed already but the Ottoman Empire event is actually broken in DoD. I think it has to do with ruling parties but randomly changing to Sublime Porte is a decently common glitch even if you’ve beat the rebels.
its not really a glitch, if you decide to change party to reactionary before dealing with all revolts you get the stupid ass sublime porte event, I don't remember which version was this but it might be fixed now
@@DrYu-jf6tb that was eu4, bo randomly got tag switched to a pirate republic in the carribean without any event popup whatsoever. the ai got hold of his country for only a few days and immediately debased his currency
I'm such a vic2 fan ; That I can't wait. I watch youtubers like : [don't wanna promote] use intresting mods that make the world nations in intresting positions.
Fun fact: the chance of Bo not getting the steamer transport for 12 years with 8% chance is approximately .0006% This is still higher than your chances of getting a girlfriend
Imagine if that actually happened after WWI: "I'm reading-" "JUST SIGN IT!" "FINE!" ... "Hey what are these stipulations?" "Oh I might've missed a point..."
Assuming that Bo had an 8% monthly chance of discovering steam transports, the month he discovered it he had a 99.99938984% of discovering. If he didn't get the boat at that point he prolly should have pulled an ISP and jumped through the window.
Assuming you did the maths correctly, actually he had a 99.99938984% chance of discovering it that month OR BEFORE. He still had an 8% chance of discovering it in the particular month he did.
@@ThePrinceofParthia Clarification of phrasing: By that point, the probability of him having discovered steam transport was 99.999384984%. My math is quite simple. 100% minus ((92/100) to the power of the number of months discovery was possible). If you think this method is inadequate, feel free to correct me.
Why does this give me flashbacks to Civ III on diety when you finally discover chivalry and an ironclad from the other continent sails past your shores.
I must say the peace deal at the end was kinda deserved for Bo I mean he was literally just bullying Spain at this point on everything and its not his first video doing this so kinda happy to see some karma hit him back xD
I agree sometimes its bullying. I do the same in my mp groups. Some days they just bully me. Minute i doing great i get tag teamed and made fun of i messed up the game. I feel for college. 6 interventions into colleges shit was bullcrap and isp backs it every time. If i was france or italy i wouldve ssid fuck its war. As bo wasnt even winning against the ai chinese cali. No chance he wouldve won. Dude couldve been blockaded to death.
The Arcadian union is quite magnificent. Every day their economists and industrialists make major advancements. They were the first ones to the moon… however they’ve yet to figure out steam transport boats, despite being one of the first to figure out ironclads
Bo, I've already liked, subscribed and commented, what more do you want from me? I've already given Sseth my first-born son, I have nothing left to give!
Nobody: Not even a single organism in the Observable Universe: Bo in the year 4200, with heavily futuristic weapons, artillery, units, and land vehicles: what’s a boat?
While I do know you stream a fair bunch on Twitch, I just don't have the time to log into them nor watch the vods, so this is the best thing I can do to watch a summary of your streams :c
College starts out talking about how reading is not important and the video ends with a loss due to not reading The script is rather poetic this time I gotta admit XD
I sadly can't make it to the twitch streams so these videos are bloody awesome From the Land Down Under!!! also, thank the guy for me that posts your streams!
I saw the comment on the last video where Bo informed people he had a Twitch, and he didn't seem to have a problem with them being dumb at the time, so seeing him all annoyed like this at the start of this video is especially funny to me.
College with that 6D chess move there Rants about how overated reading is Golden agrees Bo and Golden at war with Abra Abra sends peace deal to Golden Golden starts reading Gets bollocking by Abra Colleges rant about how overrated reading is still in his head Decides to stop reading and just accept Bo demilitarised and pays reps Colleges territory in the US is safe from Bo
Player/Nation/countryball guide list:
Jake - Burgundy - Netherlands ball
Isp - Japan - Japan ball
Bo - Belgian Confederacy/Arcadia - USA ball
Peef - England - UK Ball
Phillips - Russia - Russia Ball
Swimmy - Germany - Kaiser ball
Schafer - PLC - Poland ball(EKS D)
Hewlett - Hungary - Hungary ball
College - Spain - Spain Ball
Golden - Ottomans/ France - Ottomans and France balls.
Abra - Aragon-Italy - Italy ball
Based
Pog
Text too long me no read
You should hire someone (or hell, use proceeds from an ironic onlyfans) to edit countryballs into older videos
@@hollhoz7661 tfw 0% literacy rate
France: I made peace and ended the war.
USA: on our terms?
France: begins to read the fine print on paper.
USA: on our terms, right?
Ferdinand Foch sits down with the Germans at the end of the war. He gets handed a piece of paper and gets yelled at for trying to read it, so he just signs it immediately. The allies stand up to start patting each other on the back, while the Germans smile.
And that was how Imperial Germany won WW1 after their army was defeated.
Nice text-format for the Anakin and Padme 4-Panel meme
Win the battle but lose the war
The french just have to surrender
Honestly there should be something where after the peace deal is signed, each participants get to review it before agreeing to it, otherwise they'll fight on their own
Hitler, surrounded in Berlin 1945: Stalin, sign this peace deal
Stalin: Okay, hold on a moment
The Soviet Union collapses and Hitler wins WW2.
No if Stalin sings it then Britain disarms
@@somerandomnesspoo8467 XD
@@somerandomnesspoo8467 He does have a great singing voice.
@@somerandomnesspoo8467 Judging by the state of the Brittish Empire now, and who's in control of Europe now, I think that's what actually happened.
Imagine a world where the Suez canal never got blocked because the Ever Given was a sailboat
*evergreen
@@commissarkordoshky219 Evergreen is the company en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ever_Given
This one is for reddit
The ever given was a clipper
@@commissarkordoshky219 evergreen is the logistics company; ever given is the name of the vessel.
Nobody listens to the Monroe doctrine with Colombia, everyone wants that cool Panama canal
“Belgian confederacy” uh oh, will the waffles rise again?
They’re in the America’s searching for the mythical Canadian maple syrup
@@mattward4916 Just search up the 'American BLOODBATH'
Yes...yes we will
The luftwaffle
the dutch would rather brun belgium down to the ground before belgium gets anything,
It might’ve been addressed already but the Ottoman Empire event is actually broken in DoD. I think it has to do with ruling parties but randomly changing to Sublime Porte is a decently common glitch even if you’ve beat the rebels.
its not really a glitch, if you decide to change party to reactionary before dealing with all revolts you get the stupid ass sublime porte event, I don't remember which version was this but it might be fixed now
didnt the same thing also happen to Bo randomly while he was playing germany ? and it debased his currency as well ?
@@DrYu-jf6tb that was eu4, bo randomly got tag switched to a pirate republic in the carribean without any event popup whatsoever. the ai got hold of his country for only a few days and immediately debased his currency
@@magikman481 cursed paradox coding, right ? ;)
I'm just rubbing my hands together waiting for Victoria 3 MP in a nutshell.
I'm such a vic2 fan ; That I can't wait.
I watch youtubers like : [don't wanna promote] use intresting mods that make the world nations in intresting positions.
@@adrianafamilymember6427 ok.. now i'm just sitting here actually wondering what youtubers are you talking about?
@@Ronald98 isp proably
@@Ronald98 Spudgun and Asquith
Still waiting
Bo's uploading so late at night that he's uploading early in the morning
Fun fact: the chance of Bo not getting the steamer transport for 12 years with 8% chance is approximately .0006%
This is still higher than your chances of getting a girlfriend
Imagine if that actually happened after WWI:
"I'm reading-"
"JUST SIGN IT!"
"FINE!"
...
"Hey what are these stipulations?"
"Oh I might've missed a point..."
Assuming that Bo had an 8% monthly chance of discovering steam transports, the month he discovered it he had a 99.99938984% of discovering.
If he didn't get the boat at that point he prolly should have pulled an ISP and jumped through the window.
Assuming you did the maths correctly, actually he had a 99.99938984% chance of discovering it that month OR BEFORE. He still had an 8% chance of discovering it in the particular month he did.
@@ThePrinceofParthia Clarification of phrasing:
By that point, the probability of him having discovered steam transport was 99.999384984%.
My math is quite simple. 100% minus ((92/100) to the power of the number of months discovery was possible).
If you think this method is inadequate, feel free to correct me.
@@annurissimo1082 That phrasing is correct, but that is definitely a different interpretation to what you said in the original comment.
@@ThePrinceofParthia I think it got my point across well enough though...
idk victoria but i feel like the chance would probably be small at first and increase as time goes on? i think it was 7% earlier in the video
I don't even want to comment. Bokoen is a professional twitch streamer that still hasn't done a hot tub stream.
Even fucking RT has done one now.
He hasn't invented streamers yet sooo
Why does this give me flashbacks to Civ III on diety when you finally discover chivalry and an ironclad from the other continent sails past your shores.
What a great game
@@Zorro9129 while 5 was a good game, I grew up on 3 and still think it was a masterpiece for its time.
I can’t believe that Candice would do this
Who's Candice?
I sure do wonder who this Candice might be.
Can dice
@UCH0yY2XrTsV3a0EREVa9yIg you did it! You achieved the funny!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!
Is that how the joke goes?
*Burns country to the ground*
“WHY DID YOU DO THIS”
“the Ecuadorians needed freedom”
As a Ecuadorian I aprove this message
I must say the peace deal at the end was kinda deserved for Bo I mean he was literally just bullying Spain at this point on everything and its not his first video doing this so kinda happy to see some karma hit him back xD
I agree sometimes its bullying. I do the same in my mp groups. Some days they just bully me. Minute i doing great i get tag teamed and made fun of i messed up the game. I feel for college. 6 interventions into colleges shit was bullcrap and isp backs it every time. If i was france or italy i wouldve ssid fuck its war. As bo wasnt even winning against the ai chinese cali. No chance he wouldve won. Dude couldve been blockaded to death.
@@britishgaming2But Bo was supporting Golden......
Remember when the allies accidentaly signed the German draft of the Versailles treaty and lost WW1 because of it
The Arcadian union is quite magnificent. Every day their economists and industrialists make major advancements. They were the first ones to the moon… however they’ve yet to figure out steam transport boats, despite being one of the first to figure out ironclads
Pro Gamer moves by Italy there, Bo I hate to say it but you got out smarted.
0:06 "No, I don't think I will"
Somebody pissbombed goldens version of the game which broke it. It clearly wasn't his fault
Bo you should do a bread making stream i think it would be funny i think
Just make the classic hard-tack, its a civil war secret.
Or make your stupid danish dessert bread
A new Bukake1 video and my dinner is ready, HELL YEAH.
Bo, I've already liked, subscribed and commented, what more do you want from me? I've already given Sseth my first-born son, I have nothing left to give!
You gotta go Lazzie-Fare AND do a death war while being blockade as you're war exhaustion Is high.
he's going to take clothes, boots and your motocycle
Shilling immediately Bo? *UNACCEPTABLE*
"pulls out shotgun"
Lmao Golden thinking something is broken, even though what happened happens in 99% of the games of the mod and is fully intended
Yeah, its been so far casual compared to normal vic2 multiplayer players.
he probably just cluessly changed parties tbf
College on Spain getting bullied again can't believe this is like EU4
looks like Golden's pop literacy wasn't the best when signing that peace deal
0:24 If You don’t want to hear Bo ramble about Twitch
You guys should do another ck3 game
Yes, I need to know what happend to ISP's dwarves
@@demonicinqusition very much so we need closure
CK3 sucks more victoria 2 please
@@josh77577 kinda cringe
@@josh77577 Victoria 2 is a good game but Crusader Kings 3 is superiorly a better game, but yes we have our opinions
Maybe the real Monroe Doctrine were the friends we lost along the way
The real Monroe Doctrine was the Latin American dictators we installed on the way...
@@confused4971 GOOD.
This is Spudgun territory...
Bokoen vs Spudgun for Arcadia!
Dvořák's 9th Symphony, Mvmt 4 intensifies...
Bruh imagine losing a war, then gaslighting the winners to think they've lost
“You broke something”
That should be golden’s new motto 😂
Who knew a piece of paper had enough power to make a whole military immediately disappear?
Kinda satisfying watching Bo get cheated like that ngl
Even when the Snake of Denmark uploads in his perspective, he is clearly the bully
Yes he is clearly the rat trying to conquer all of NA, while also colonizing Africa, as if he doesn't have enough natural resources.
College is always bullied when he plays Spain!
The only reason I follow Bo's Twitch is to watch everyone scream at each other at the end of games
"its been 10 years and i havent discovered steamers"
it took me until 1879 to research dragoons as japan. i took that reform in like 1840
You guys should make it against the rules to fuck with peace deals like that
That little "oh hey" with the zoom in on the guy is actually quite ISP-esque
Bo you see this is what I wanted, now you can imagine the satisfaction on my face when you post a Victoria II video. Make me happy make me smile.
This mod is one hell of a scenario
Bo: uploads parts of his streams
Bo viewers: Damn, you should start streaming
Bo's Danish=STREAMER instead of steamer lol
This is now the second time Bo has been screwed over in a Great War because his ally didn’t read the peace deal. Both times as “us” too.
we've been tricked and quite possibly disarmed
-President Bo Bobson of Arcadian Union
I still haven't seen a campaign where bo gets bullied instead of bullying.
Ah wait...this his channel,that was stupid
You gotta get someone to make some DoD balls
Ha, that whole not needing to teach your pops to read came back full circle in a way.
Your videos got me started playing Vic 2, I love how you guys manage to break someone in every XD game Greetings from Brazil
Golden trolled, Bok0en trolled. Aaaahh, perfect game.
For some reason this video just got recommended to me by TH-cam in my notifications bar like it was a new one.
That peace deal is when you hit the "my game crashed" button
My happiness is immeasurable, I love watching you guys play vic 2
I have to say that, in the essence of my words, I have nothing to say.
OH YES ANOTHER.VICTORIA 2 GAMEPLAY.
Sorry boeken but that happened because of karmaaa
Nobody:
Not even a single organism in the Observable Universe:
Bo in the year 4200, with heavily futuristic weapons, artillery, units, and land vehicles: what’s a boat?
College got the last laugh i guess.
While I do know you stream a fair bunch on Twitch, I just don't have the time to log into them nor watch the vods, so this is the best thing I can do to watch a summary of your streams :c
Same here, plus at some point, I still prefer to play than watch!
Of course you don't get _streamer transports,_ The Internet isn't even invented yet
I do like the new Channel banner. It is really fitting and well made.
“Comment for the algorithm”
College starts out talking about how reading is not important and the video ends with a loss due to not reading
The script is rather poetic this time I gotta admit XD
I sadly can't make it to the twitch streams so these videos are bloody awesome From the Land Down Under!!! also, thank the guy for me that posts your streams!
Great uploading schedule bokoen
ah dam after almost 3 years I finally overcame my laziness and subscribed, so here ya go
everybody's gangsta till the wooden aircraft carrier rocks up
I saw the comment on the last video where Bo informed people he had a Twitch, and he didn't seem to have a problem with them being dumb at the time, so seeing him all annoyed like this at the start of this video is especially funny to me.
3:10 this is also what the people in cambodia said during the red terror
Commenting because daddy bo told me to
This is a repeat of the how to loss a war you have won episode.
Can't wait to see this madness in vicy 3
as a fellow danish person i can say i love you videos
Bo's "Oh hey guys" gave me a bit of a scally-waggy bone-spooky spook at the start of the video. Bo
Thanks' for the commentary, guy.
Why is it the fact that golden is more of a rat in the negotiations than Bokoen1, he backstabs his own allies harder than swimmy
thank u for the late night snack mr koen
Divergences of darkness is such a fun MP mod I'm glad you guys are playing it
I could actually see Woodrow Wilson signing in the wrong place during Versailles and getting America disarmed
Such a great Bingus reference at 4:20
man ever since braun called golden a twink that's all i can think of when golden talks
The whiplash that I got when the first thing I saw was the “Belgian Confederacy” was unreal.
Abra:Here is a little lesson in trickery.
This is the reason why u never simp for golden, he is going to clown you into defeat just like he did in the tungsten video
I've noticed that most of the arguments in these videos are because people wont admit that they either made a mistake or lost a war.
You guys playing Vic2 always means a great video
Aragon-Italy does a little bit of trolling
Comment because because Bo is cute
College with that 6D chess move there
Rants about how overated reading is
Golden agrees
Bo and Golden at war with Abra
Abra sends peace deal to Golden
Golden starts reading
Gets bollocking by Abra
Colleges rant about how overrated reading is still in his head
Decides to stop reading and just accept
Bo demilitarised and pays reps
Colleges territory in the US is safe from Bo
On god thought this was just base Vicy 2. Felt like I got hit by a car when I saw the Belgian Confederacy and realized what I was in for.
Heres a comment for the algorithm... Does this make me one of those, simp things? Manthings? Idk.
Ah, yes, the america bloodbath
"The US Navy had issues finding any other forms of propulsion other than sails."
So basiclly the USN IRL untill the 20th century
I think this is the first time I've seen Arcadia manage to drop out of gp lmfao
Golden lost
That moment when Bo releases a victoria 2 episode. Poggers.
Wouldn’t have commented if Bo hadn’t told me to
Nice thumbnail Bo, did your kindergarten hand painting teacher give you a star for it?
I think so!