“We want the Call of Duty audience,” a board exec said. “You shall have nothing,” the overworked developer said, adding 500 more baboons to the baboon survival horror section.
"Look out, those might be poachers up there! Those guys don't respect nature at all!" *Proceeds to gun down every living thing in a 200m radius for XP points*
@@ImmaLittlePip true, but that happened before was brother was killed, though I guess it could be a weird metal gear/silent hill style psychological thing where his retelling includes more dangerous beasts than there actually were because trauma
These games kind of managed to fly under the radar for many years as just being cheap licensed shovelware but honestly props to them for doing something weird, creative, and original given the concept.
So, as this game takes place in 2011, the recent 2019 Ugandan Wildlife Act would not apply. So I went ahead and looked up the 1996 law. According to the Uganda Wildlife Act of 1996, the killing of Protected Species was punishable by a fine of UGX 1 million (or around $400), or five years in prison, or both. It's up to a judge to determine how to apply penalties in cases of multiple protected animals being killed, however, it is possible to apply them all as separate offences. In his approximately 30 minutes in Africa, Vinny killed 15 crocodiles, 12 leopards, and 21 lions. This would have been enough to accrue fines of up to 48 million Ugandan shillings, or around $19,200, and, at the discretion of the judge, anywhere between 5 and 240 years of jail time. Some or all of these offences may have been mitigated under the exception for self-defense. However, Vinny failed to report the instances immediately to the Ugandan authorities, and so he is unlikely to receive this exception. Vinny killed about 3.8% of Uganda's estimated 2011 lion population of 500-600 individuals. Under the current, and far more strict 2019 Ugandan Wildlife Act, Vinny would be subject to UGX 960 million in penalties, around $264,000, as well as a life sentence in prison. Quite the rascal, our Binty.
i like the fact that some suit asked "how can we make our outdoor sports stores more favorable to consumers?" and answered "wii game about shooting demon wildlife"
The game heavily implies that dad was taken over by or replaced by a shapeshifting hyena cryptid and the whole 'eating the heart' bit is him preparing his sons to become like him. Why the hell they went this hard and this crazy for a hunting game is beyond me.
At the point Vinny left off at this game will go one of two ways: A: The big monster is some kind of supernatural vampire werewolf morbius alien B: The game will transform into CoD and John Hunter will join with the Marines to fight insurgents who are building a nuke using animals
Not too far off SPOILERS (in case melpert continues playing some day) John Hunter Senior is the morbius werewolf and in the end of the game he challenges his son, John Hunter Junior to hunt him
This game really is the physical manifestation of a board meeting that started and ended at "what if we make a hunting game where _every_ moment is as dramatic and _e p i c_ as possible?". It's like if Morbius somehow traveled back in time just to bite a Nintendo Wii
I'm picturing someone on a safari tour, casually seeing the animals in Africa. Then you see a psycho with a revolver gunning down vultures, magdumping a shotgun on a hippo then headshotting waves of lions with a hunting rifle. What is wrong with this game it's incredible.
While this game is great and a trip, Dangerous Hunts 2013 is an absolute fever dream. Twice the kills, twice the asinine insanity, twice the supernatural elements, twice the Call of Duty animal hunting simulator. Conservationalist Extrordinaire and Shadow the Hedgehog glass all of Africa, the game. Its beautiful.
@Calvin_Coolage Same plot, dead dad, yes. But the va is much better, the strange old world structures in mountian pass Uganda, Monkey controlled thunderdome, trees with more big cats than leaves, behavioral manipulating demonic sandstorms cause the animal fever, the straight up horror section with the Hyenas in the firewatch station and a Black Lion with roar AoEs I think makes for a much more enjoyable fever dream.
@@zombiefinatic7033 It's hard to beat a hunting game that opens with a Call of Duty turret segment and one where your character uses a Deagle brand Deagle as his sidearm.
@@lolbryce9 no, was he the mute protag? even so, this was WAY before he became giga famous for voicing Joel in Last of Us. he was all over the place for games and anime stuff.
Ever live in an isolated region, cut off from creature comforts, surrounded by forests and wildlife, no sign of another human being with adequate firepower for miles? Everything is going to look like pure Satan eventually.
"I'm pressing Z on the nunchuck" I immediately realize that Vinny isn't playing this with the Cabella's rifle that this game comes with. lol The nunchuck would sit in the butt of the gun, and so technically, if you're right handed, the remote will be in your left hand.
I love how accidentally close this game is to being a very atmospheric call of cthulhu spinoff. Seriously, change maybe one line of dialogue durring the end conversation, and the whole thing becomes an eldritch old gods curse of the hunt. They only needed to lean into it a bit more.
It's kinda insane that the writing staff on this game were probably totally unironic about the dialogue of this hunting family owning the lands for 200 years, and then someone thought hey what if they pay the blood debt of their wanton violence with the prodigal son having to kill his werewolf father.
The twist on this game is neither the poachers, nor the hordes of wild animals, were the villains, but rather the player for not even stopping a second to consider their actions while shooting a hippo in the ass a thousand rounds per minute.
Part of the wider Dangerverse, a setting in which all animals are inherently homicidal towards any human within their proximity. Which not only includes all the dangerous hunts, but also Shadows of Katmai.
Part of me wants to see Vinny do more Cabela games, but I especially wanna see him do Remington Super Slam Hunting Africa, just for that glorious Mutombo voice from the announcer.
You know, this game is kind of badass. The main character is effortlessly gunning down hordes of dangerous carnivores like he's Doomslayer or something. Much more fun than what i expected from a shovelware ad for Cabela's.
This kind of reminds me of the time my sister and I rented a game called "Everblue 2" as kids. We thought it was just a casual diving game but then you start playing it and you're solving a mystery and paranormal s*** starts happening near the end.
I actually played that game a couple years ago after I learned it was like a predecessor to the Endless Ocean games for the Wii that I grew up playing! It was pretty cool, but I remember the dark ancient ruins maze at the end was frustrating.
I wonder if this is the one with the eldritch telepathic Giga-bear or the one with the genetically modified chimps ruled by the telepathic master-animal ,that controls all other animals
Fun fact: Cauldron also made the game "Chaser" which if you've seen Funhaus or Civvie11, its, well, not as good as this absolute masterpiece. These Cabelas games are an AC130 sequence away from being pure schlock art.
The way they keep accidently pointing the barrels of the guns at each other's faces in the beginning by having them leaning against their shoulders as they move bothers the hell out of me.
Sheltered gamers who don't understand this is just an average weekend for a big game hunter, you eat a raw elk heart, you systematically massacre Africa's endangered species etc etc this is a tame weekend.
I had the PS3 version of this trainwreck, and had the weird gun peripheral with the red filter in the “scope” that they included to artificially create a “hunter vision”. It also sucked and wasn’t very responsive.
God, yeah. The C&I LP of this game was a wonderfully stupid ride. Hell, it's the reason I even checked this VOD out in the first place. Well, that and I saw part 2 and realized 'oh shit Vinny's playing _this_ game' I'm glad someone sent him this nonsense.
I checked Wikipedia and there are 49 games released under the “Cabela’s” trademark, they are not all about hunting, like this one, some are about driving, some are family mini games and some others are adventure games set in nature. 49 games is CRAZY, not even Yakuza has that many games!
About five minutes in and apparently he has a bolt action that has three shots.. and then needs to be pumped to get three more out of the infinite expanse of it's magazine. Crazy start already.. and a double barrel where you can pump in more bullets. Man lmao
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It ain't a Vinesauce video without Melpert filling our diapeys with sludge!
“We want the Call of Duty audience,” a board exec said.
“You shall have nothing,” the overworked developer said, adding 500 more baboons to the baboon survival horror section.
this comment is hilarious thank you
This comment is fine wine
"Look out, those might be poachers up there! Those guys don't respect nature at all!"
*Proceeds to gun down every living thing in a 200m radius for XP points*
@@mikoirl nature killed his brother
Time to kill nature back
@@mikoirl to be fair Nature did eat his brother so it makes sense why he want payback
@@ImmaLittlePip true, but that happened before was brother was killed, though I guess it could be a weird metal gear/silent hill style psychological thing where his retelling includes more dangerous beasts than there actually were because trauma
the true respect to nature is by not holding back when fighting them
"So you are a conservationist, yes?"
I remember years ago someone describing the game as "Cabela's Animal Massacre 2011" and its lived rent free in my head ever since
Yeah this game is more of an exterminator game than a hunting game.
the dynasty warriors of hunting games
Keep in mind this game is basically an ad for a hunting and sporting goods store.
"If a horde of wolves teleported in and attacked you, would your current supply of guns be enough to fend them off?"
These games kind of managed to fly under the radar for many years as just being cheap licensed shovelware but honestly props to them for doing something weird, creative, and original given the concept.
@@chemergency It's basically Serious Sam as a hunting game
All of them, but this series is just particularly funny because all of the subtlety and nuance of a regular hunting game is thrown out the window.
credit to the devs. The game looks great and guns sound fantastic
No one expected a game trademarked by a hunting and fishing place would turn into Spec Ops The Line meets Werewolf the Apocalypse
So, as this game takes place in 2011, the recent 2019 Ugandan Wildlife Act would not apply. So I went ahead and looked up the 1996 law. According to the Uganda Wildlife Act of 1996, the killing of Protected Species was punishable by a fine of UGX 1 million (or around $400), or five years in prison, or both. It's up to a judge to determine how to apply penalties in cases of multiple protected animals being killed, however, it is possible to apply them all as separate offences.
In his approximately 30 minutes in Africa, Vinny killed 15 crocodiles, 12 leopards, and 21 lions.
This would have been enough to accrue fines of up to 48 million Ugandan shillings, or around $19,200, and, at the discretion of the judge, anywhere between 5 and 240 years of jail time.
Some or all of these offences may have been mitigated under the exception for self-defense. However, Vinny failed to report the instances immediately to the Ugandan authorities, and so he is unlikely to receive this exception.
Vinny killed about 3.8% of Uganda's estimated 2011 lion population of 500-600 individuals.
Under the current, and far more strict 2019 Ugandan Wildlife Act, Vinny would be subject to UGX 960 million in penalties, around $264,000, as well as a life sentence in prison.
Quite the rascal, our Binty.
...jade brickadia?
Thanks for the report, Vinny will be hearing from Uganda's lawyers
@@supermanuella92 Well, now, before we call... I still have to do Part 2... and in that one, he kills one of Uganda's 11 rhinos.
“Do you feel like a conservationist yet?”
They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means.
A conservationist's work is protecting endangered animals.
Bro is absolutely making sure those animals are kept endangered, I tell you what.
Truly the "Spec Ops: The Line" of hunting games.
the animals were **pure evil**
"The US military does not condone the killing of unarmed animals. But this isn't real, so why should you care?"
In this video, the entire large carnivore population of Alaska is out to kill Vinny, specifically
They heard his diaper chief bit
i like the fact that some suit asked "how can we make our outdoor sports stores more favorable to consumers?" and answered "wii game about shooting demon wildlife"
As someone that cannot stand these games, that sounds amazing
American Man eats an elk heart then goes on a murderous rampage
its pretty gay
just like an xbox kid eating a controller in a call of duty lobby
The game heavily implies that dad was taken over by or replaced by a shapeshifting hyena cryptid and the whole 'eating the heart' bit is him preparing his sons to become like him. Why the hell they went this hard and this crazy for a hunting game is beyond me.
@@trustno173 Joel said in chat that he liked elk hearts. Oh god.
omg Vinny PLEASE play more of this game. The sequel, 2013, gets even more insane
is that the one set in africa where the dude is gunning down water buffalo from the back of a jeep?
BINNY BLEASE
@@diet_dr.demoncore Yes
It cant turn out worse than silent hill 4
This looks like one of those fake games you'd see in a movie.
“Those poachers don’t respect nature.
Proceeds to eliminate the entire apex predator population of Alaska.
At the point Vinny left off at this game will go one of two ways:
A: The big monster is some kind of supernatural vampire werewolf morbius alien
B: The game will transform into CoD and John Hunter will join with the Marines to fight insurgents who are building a nuke using animals
C: A group of vampire hippos are building a nuke and John Cabela has to fight them
You guys are not too far off.
@@LuminousLead they are shockingly close to the truth which makes it even funnier
Not too far off
SPOILERS (in case melpert continues playing some day)
John Hunter Senior is the morbius werewolf and in the end of the game he challenges his son, John Hunter Junior to hunt him
This is probably at least one New Yorker's vision of what a hunting trip must be like
52:06 Moo Deng's Revenge
Also shame we didnt reach the Baboon Super Soldier segment, Vinny would've fucking lost it at how crazy it is.
This game really is the physical manifestation of a board meeting that started and ended at "what if we make a hunting game where _every_ moment is as dramatic and _e p i c_ as possible?". It's like if Morbius somehow traveled back in time just to bite a Nintendo Wii
Morbius traveling back in time to bite a Wii is a severely underrated comment and I've been giggling about it for like a whole minute straight
I'm picturing someone on a safari tour, casually seeing the animals in Africa. Then you see a psycho with a revolver gunning down vultures, magdumping a shotgun on a hippo then headshotting waves of lions with a hunting rifle. What is wrong with this game it's incredible.
"How did we survive as a species before inventing guns!?"
While this game is great and a trip, Dangerous Hunts 2013 is an absolute fever dream. Twice the kills, twice the asinine insanity, twice the supernatural elements, twice the Call of Duty animal hunting simulator. Conservationalist Extrordinaire and Shadow the Hedgehog glass all of Africa, the game.
Its beautiful.
And they basically have the same plot, except in 2013 the father dies.
@Calvin_Coolage Same plot, dead dad, yes. But the va is much better, the strange old world structures in mountian pass Uganda, Monkey controlled thunderdome, trees with more big cats than leaves, behavioral manipulating demonic sandstorms cause the animal fever, the straight up horror section with the Hyenas in the firewatch station and a Black Lion with roar AoEs I think makes for a much more enjoyable fever dream.
@@zombiefinatic7033 It's hard to beat a hunting game that opens with a Call of Duty turret segment and one where your character uses a Deagle brand Deagle as his sidearm.
the voice actor list they managed to get is as insane as the existence of this game
only voice i recognized was Jameson Price as the father character.
@ArcRay20 you didn't notice Troy baker?
@@lolbryce9 no, was he the mute protag? even so, this was WAY before he became giga famous for voicing Joel in Last of Us. he was all over the place for games and anime stuff.
@@ArcRay20 I heard the voice and immediately recognized the #1 dad Sojiro.
Hey now, Jameson Price has a mortgage to pay
I love how much he freaks the fuck out and starts blasting when the hippo shows up. An appropriate response to be sure, but still very funny.
"Son, I want you to go out there and kill the wolves in the forest."
"Okay, Pa, but how many wolves?"
"THE WOLVES IN THE FOREST."
the poor binyot got to experience Cabela's lore, truly nothing is more mindbreaking
It’s both hilarious and absurd how this game portrays predator animals as pure Satan, I was blown away
Not too far off from writing a few centuries back, ESPECIALLY about wolves
time's a flat circle and all that
Ever live in an isolated region, cut off from creature comforts, surrounded by forests and wildlife, no sign of another human being with adequate firepower for miles? Everything is going to look like pure Satan eventually.
Nearly an hour of this, and i still have no fucking clue what this game even is.
Time to put nature in its place the game
It's conservationist sim, clearly.
It's a game for chupacabra enthusiasts
best description so far@@CorruptedDogg
A game about a father and his sons being psychopaths.
The fact their last name is Rainsford, and they're hunters tells me this is a reference to the short story, The Most Dangerous Game. Pretty cool.
Maybe the most dangerous game is the friends we made along the way.
There's also a mythical creature named the Kaftar, which I'm told is of Indian mythology.
"I'm pressing Z on the nunchuck" I immediately realize that Vinny isn't playing this with the Cabella's rifle that this game comes with. lol
The nunchuck would sit in the butt of the gun, and so technically, if you're right handed, the remote will be in your left hand.
Does anyone feel 10 years isn't a long time to avoid the crackpot father that got your brother killed?
"Having killed every predator in the wild, the herbivorous population will explode, and suffer mass starvation during the months to follow
Chronic wasting disease 😔
The Breach-Action Double Barrel Pump-Action Shotgun with a Speed Reloader.
Never go into the woods without it.
The irony being that there ARE speedloaders for shotguns
I love how accidentally close this game is to being a very atmospheric call of cthulhu spinoff. Seriously, change maybe one line of dialogue durring the end conversation, and the whole thing becomes an eldritch old gods curse of the hunt. They only needed to lean into it a bit more.
It's kinda insane that the writing staff on this game were probably totally unironic about the dialogue of this hunting family owning the lands for 200 years, and then someone thought hey what if they pay the blood debt of their wanton violence with the prodigal son having to kill his werewolf father.
cole is a talented hunter who would never let fear best him in an alaskan wilderness crew battle.
Perhaps that stems from the burden he bears. The Hunter's Curse.
The twist on this game is neither the poachers, nor the hordes of wild animals, were the villains, but rather the player for not even stopping a second to consider their actions while shooting a hippo in the ass a thousand rounds per minute.
Part of the wider Dangerverse, a setting in which all animals are inherently homicidal towards any human within their proximity. Which not only includes all the dangerous hunts, but also Shadows of Katmai.
Cabela's Call of Duty The Line
Wolf attacks are extremely rare in reality. In Europe and America there have been only 12 attacks reported from 2002 - 2020.
This is exactly what Napoleon Dynamite was doing up in Alaska
lol
The little critters of nature
They dont know that they're ugly
Damn, this just triggered a hidden memory but I can't put my finger on where this came from... Ren and Stimpy???
@@myxini Yup the Happy Happy joy joy song
@@ImmaLittlePip I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT
BUT YOU DIDNT BELIEVE ME
WHY DIDNT YOU BELIEVE ME
Part of me wants to see Vinny do more Cabela games, but I especially wanna see him do Remington Super Slam Hunting Africa, just for that glorious Mutombo voice from the announcer.
Chat thinking that people in 2001 didn't have cell phones made me cringe so hard.
43:58 The Devil's Scrote is right next to the Devil's Esophagus after a seismic event that destroyed a couple of the Devil's Ribs.
You know, this game is kind of badass. The main character is effortlessly gunning down hordes of dangerous carnivores like he's Doomslayer or something. Much more fun than what i expected from a shovelware ad for Cabela's.
This kind of reminds me of the time my sister and I rented a game called "Everblue 2" as kids. We thought it was just a casual diving game but then you start playing it and you're solving a mystery and paranormal s*** starts happening near the end.
I actually played that game a couple years ago after I learned it was like a predecessor to the Endless Ocean games for the Wii that I grew up playing! It was pretty cool, but I remember the dark ancient ruins maze at the end was frustrating.
Hell yeah my favorite hunting game featuring were-hyena with mind control powers.
Vinny shouldn't just finish this game, he should play the whole series.
'Master Miller would tell me how to hunt properly. Wonder why he stopped calling after that Shadow Moses incident...'
Normal Uruguay Simulator
La provincia rebelde
One of the few times "We want the Call of Duty audience" ever turned out good.
Something about some guy just showing up in africa and killing every living thing possible like they're playing call of duty is just hilarious to me
I wonder if this is the one with the eldritch telepathic Giga-bear or the one with the genetically modified chimps ruled by the telepathic master-animal ,that controls all other animals
It's the latter
Played these as a kid. Unironically fun.
"Someday, it will all be yours"
my immediate response was "What, the curtains?"
Oh you have GOT to play more of this
The MandaloreGaming to Vinesauce pipeline
Finally a Mandy/Vinny relationship that isn't controversial in some way...
Fun fact: Cauldron also made the game "Chaser" which if you've seen Funhaus or Civvie11, its, well, not as good as this absolute masterpiece.
These Cabelas games are an AC130 sequence away from being pure schlock art.
*"Denz was a talented swordsman"*
The way they keep accidently pointing the barrels of the guns at each other's faces in the beginning by having them leaning against their shoulders as they move bothers the hell out of me.
16:58 a bear in winter? now that's cursed
Shoutout to all the hunters out there, I had no idea hunting was this crazy
The fact that "Serb from Kemono Friendzone" recommend this is HILARIOUS if you know what Kemono friends is
you mean the superfamous anime? Yeah that's an esoteric reference
cougar hunting with vinny
You shoot animals for food and glory.
I shoot animals so I can level-grind.
We are not the same.
Sheltered gamers who don't understand this is just an average weekend for a big game hunter, you eat a raw elk heart, you systematically massacre Africa's endangered species etc etc this is a tame weekend.
don't make light of hippos. those are really dangerous mofos
Glad Vinny is dealing with these OBJECTIVELY Evil animals, Doing us a great service o7
36:16 The bear even sounds like the ones from Skyrim lol
This game story goes rails off after your brother gets killed then becomes Resident Evil and S.T.A.L.K.E.R tier plot.
I would LOVE a full playthrough of this game as well as others in the series if they are just as wild lol
What's even the point of "cartoon mode" if it ironically looks worse than the other mode? And it doesn't improve performance.
Funny
43:38 Caught me off guard and is genuinely hilarious. It's the essence of 'Kojima directing a Cabela's Hunting Game'.
I had the PS3 version of this trainwreck, and had the weird gun peripheral with the red filter in the “scope” that they included to artificially create a “hunter vision”. It also sucked and wasn’t very responsive.
If you can find more of these, yes, play them!
Ya better run boy! Hunt the hyena!! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP YEEEEEHAW
The father is just Kratos if he was just a normal human hunter. lol
I can't describe why, but I'm obsessed with this
i remember that chipcheezum lp like it was yesterday
I miss chipcheezum 😢
He's been recording footage for 3 LP's, so he'll be back.
God, yeah. The C&I LP of this game was a wonderfully stupid ride. Hell, it's the reason I even checked this VOD out in the first place. Well, that and I saw part 2 and realized 'oh shit Vinny's playing _this_ game'
I'm glad someone sent him this nonsense.
I've never seen a hunting game that punishes you for getting a clean shot
3:12 "O-ohhh look at that! Look at all the grass growin'! Kinda like in Creepshow!"
i been huntin & fishin in these parts for years
Imagine a Carnevil game like this where you could move around
Chip Cheezum & General Ironicus also did a fantastic LP of this game WAY back when
We need an unlicensed hunting game that doubles down on the insanity.
Well, this is werewolves.
mandalore gambing
Really enjoyed this one
Okay
@@ElliemaegglesI enjoyed it too. Go back to your job at the sad store selling sad things to sad people.
@@Bug_Bait Sorry if it came off as rude, I meant for it just to be a silly okay.
Dad of the year
I thought Escape from Bug island was the cursed Hunting game on the Wii
I checked Wikipedia and there are 49 games released under the “Cabela’s” trademark, they are not all about hunting, like this one, some are about driving, some are family mini games and some others are adventure games set in nature.
49 games is CRAZY, not even Yakuza has that many games!
"A hunter must hunt"
This game is wild
its absurd & campy but also entertaining.
About five minutes in and apparently he has a bolt action that has three shots.. and then needs to be pumped to get three more out of the infinite expanse of it's magazine. Crazy start already.. and a double barrel where you can pump in more bullets. Man lmao
i remember this title from old lists of wii ware games, never expected it to be famously cursed
"his game re uires unchuck. Select le el."
Ohhh boy... Dangerous game Vinny, this is Mandy's territory
The most dangerous game
Exposing yourself as a zoomer fan there, the true Vineheads know that Vinny covered Limbo of the Lost before Mandy!
@@legoshark99 that you are right about. However, Vinny didn't play Cabela's Dangerous Hunt 2011 before Mandy so now their even eeeugh
i thought hopping on cancellation bandwagons was mandalore's territory
@@hecticsconesome good ole internet drama?
Random audio log picked up and it’s Jorge from Halo Reach, cool!
Did he really not see the icicles? They even have one fall at the start of fight to draw your attention.
lol troy baker
The skeletonized body of Vinny Vinesauce was found three days later
if there is one thing this stream taught me it's that most of chat is clueless when it comes to the most basic of phrases.
as someone who played stuff like this when i was younger this game doesn't really seem that weird