Originally from Melbourne, and now in Canada, and we have Gaviscon in Canada too! I discovered this channel a few weeks ago and love it! I've been destroying my coworkers with your dad jokes. Keep them coming!
Just thought you might appreciate this: I told the four-armed Sarah/knock-knock combo joke just now and remembered to do knock-knock-knock-knock. One less coworker is speaking to me this afternoon... Love your work!
I love Jana’s no-holds-barred opinions. Also, Gaviscon is well known in the U.K. at least. It’s Swedish in origin, so probably available across Europe.
Legends of the podcast. I almost choked with the beanis question. That whole segment is comedy gold. Top show all round and great to see the ladies put in a great showing.
This was absolutely epic! Jana was really starting to jam to Another One Bites the Dust before realizing it was the Must or Dust jingle. I legit was Lmao at Mingus and Jana going back and forth with the Beanis.
23:55 4 episodes from this, Ep 176, Alex Miles introduced the gang to the varriant rules by which when playing the odds game, if both numbers called add up to the total both shall do the thing. By these varriant rules, that we are definitely applying retroactively, both Mekus and Jana lost and are obligated to get Prince Alberts.
I watch this podcast cause- 1) They are Hella funny. 2) There interaction is so chill and friendly and laid back/ 3)THEY ARE SO PRETTY. Each one of them. Jana I mean... she's.... SO PRETTY.
From the UK here, the odds game we always play is if you say the same number or if each of your spoken numbers adds up to the originally stated number, it still counts. In your case, Jana said 7 and the blonde guy (soz lol) said 3, which makes 10...So I definitely think that should count and he should get a Prince Alby too!
When growing up i had 2 siblings. My father bought a plastic duck for us to put in front of our bedroom door when we had our lover over. So nobody would walk in when we where busy.😂😂 always found this the weirdest thing. Because non of my friends had a duck from their parents. Greetings from the Netherlands!🇳🇱
Ever hear the term "weenus"? It's the loose skin at the elbow joint. Maybe Skin could get his loose elbow skin (weenus) pierced? Maybe Eloise might rather that, or maybe the beanis 😆
Catching up on stuff - I knew about the PA but I 100% get Skin and being a man of his word. Respect. And Eloise actually should have been proud of him for having the integrity to go ahead (that doesn't mean she can't put shit on him forever for it!!).
I had a P.A. You have to really, rreeeaaaalllly want it. Do Not Do It just for the show. See my comment from two weeks ago. Aftercare takes several weeks (saline soak 1-2 times a day to encourage clean/sterile healing). Mine stayed in about 6 weeks, I mistakenly took it out for cleaning, and couldn't get it back in and the hole closed up. This was back in 2001, long ago in a past life.
found you about 6 months ago, cant stop listening to you guys but jana needs to be on more often. Cheers for making a pom living in Spain laugh every Friday because Spanish sense of humour is shocking when i mean shocking i mean bad but i really mean they don't have a sense of humour at all. so cheers once again. DONT HAVE THE PRINCE ALBERT but if skin does do, it on podcast. vegan mikus has the best laugh ever.
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You are probably with the wrong Spanish people. 😂 But we don’t know how to make humor work in english . It is just a different way. I try, but I always feel it forced
Ethan somehow I've deleted these previous comments but rather than commenting on TH-cam back and forth could you please send an email to hello@wegotthechocolates.com.au *Will work out a time to speak to you!*
The Border-Gavaskar trophy is just over an all I see is Travis Head 1 in a white tee and Travis Head 2 in a brown tee.. You guys look so similar to him.. oh btw you guys are fun!!
I'm an English speaking Dude from Texas with parents from England plus an Aunt and Uncle from Down Under and I have to flip on the Closed Caption button to understand what they are saying sometimes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was excellent. I was thinking poor Skin and his Albert fiasco but then Mikus almost died laughing aaagian poor bloke. What a bunch of legends 🤙
A few to enjoy. 1. Time flies like an arrow. But fruit flies like a banana. 2. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory. 3. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. 4. I had amnesia once. Or maybe it was twice. 5. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. 6. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. 7. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. 8. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. 9. I went to a restaurant that 'serves breakfast any time' so I ordered scrambled eggs with sausage during the Renaissance. 10. If at first you don't succeed then skydiving isn't for you. 11. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all her friends? 12. If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple payments. 13. If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer? 14. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. 15. On the other hand I have different fingers. 16. Smoking cures weight problems ... Eventually. 17. I support bacteria. It is the only culture some people have. 18. The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard. 19. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 20. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 21. Why do psychics have to ask your name? 22. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. 23. My friend makes the best vegetarian chili. Made from the finest vegetarian dear and cows he can find. 24. I intend to live forever. Or die trying. 25. My psychiatrist told me I am crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion. So he said, Okay, you are ugly too. 26. I asked my wife if I was a good listener. She said 'You're an eight on a scale of ten.' I still don't know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton. 27. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y? 28. Two men walked into a bar. The first ordered H2O. The second ordered H2O too. He died. 29. Two men walked into a bar. The second one should have seen it coming. 30. I asked my dog what is 2 minus two. He said nothing. 31. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well I'm not going to spread it. 32. How do you make 7 even? Take away the 's'. 33. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. 34. I got fired from the bank the other day. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her. 35. My wife says I have two major faults. I don't listen and something else. 36. What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a command. 37. Yesterday I called my landlord and told him I got a leak in my sink. He said, 'Go ahead. I'm not judging.' 38. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire. 39. What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Walking. 40. Why can't you check out a book on how to commit suicide? There is a strict return policy.
@@WeGotTheChocolates I learnt to drive in QLD and had to do it. At least in VIC it's not a thing, NSW are all a bunch of lunatics on the roads anyway, not sure about the other states.
I seem to recall the whole room chuckling from that weak-sauce, telegraphed "korma" pun that last time Jana was on -- including her. The cycle-path joke kicks the shit outta that korma pun, without question. Yes, it does. Perhaps a re-adjustment of humor sensibilities could fix this judgement error.
Joke for the day From Camo. What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine..... A washing machine won't follow you around for a week after you have given it a load.😮😂😂😂
I'm sorry gents, but if you don't make Jana a regular on the podcast you are COMPLETELY missing the boat!!!
Mate we’ve asked!!
yeah, make Jana a guest host once a month or something.
@@s1x6x1s deal
I would like to see guests from around the world maybe.
@@WeGotTheChocolates she still has the baby
The rules are simple: Jana is on, I click. She is a delight.
Hahaha they are great rules and duly noted
She's not half bad looking, either.
How did you all meet? I love how Jana is able to roast each of you so easily. She SLAYS.
Barter, it's not as though they are overly difficult targets :)
Long-time listener: Jana fills a significant and necessary void. Hopefully she’ll join you on a weekly basis.
We have certainly asked mate and we have got her to once a month. It's Jana week monthly. Better than shark week.
@@WeGotTheChocolates Once a month is definitely a great start! Good job on the initiative!
@@Mathghamhan no no we know how good she is I assure you!
As an American, I understand 80% of your references but get 100% of Jana.
That Jana's still got the baby is quite neat, but the real question is now if skin still has the duck?
Think we need a table tennis match between Skin and Matt?
rewatch 7:48
We need him to bring it in as proof
Originally from Melbourne, and now in Canada, and we have Gaviscon in Canada too! I discovered this channel a few weeks ago and love it! I've been destroying my coworkers with your dad jokes. Keep them coming!
Just thought you might appreciate this: I told the four-armed Sarah/knock-knock combo joke just now and remembered to do knock-knock-knock-knock. One less coworker is speaking to me this afternoon...
Love your work!
Jana needs to be on more regularly!
We have her now agreed to a monthly appearance!
I love Jana’s no-holds-barred opinions. Also, Gaviscon is well known in the U.K. at least. It’s Swedish in origin, so probably available across Europe.
Gaviscon is familiar to us, the chronic over-eaters in the US, too.
Can vouch for Canada. We got Gaviscon here as well.
And same for India too
Never heard of it here in Germany.
This was an EPIC episode! Having the ladies on was great. The Prince Albert discussion made the show.
Hahah bit more of that next week I think 😂
I think Matt won the real prize in that table tennis tournament. Jana is awesome.
Legends of the podcast. I almost choked with the beanis question. That whole segment is comedy gold. Top show all round and great to see the ladies put in a great showing.
Glad to know Jana still has the baby AND the shirt she wore last time!
She is wearing a dress.
@@jasonswift7098 correction *dress*
My friend got the piercing when at uni. Biggest annoying thing he said was he could never pee standing up at urial any more. As it splits the stream!
Mikus (sp?) Is an Australian national treasure. Almost passed out laughing so hard when Jana referred to Mikus and said " ... wheezing ... "
This was absolutely epic! Jana was really starting to jam to Another One Bites the Dust before realizing it was the Must or Dust jingle. I legit was Lmao at Mingus and Jana going back and forth with the Beanis.
The people demand more Jana! (:
23:55 4 episodes from this, Ep 176, Alex Miles introduced the gang to the varriant rules by which when playing the odds game, if both numbers called add up to the total both shall do the thing. By these varriant rules, that we are definitely applying retroactively, both Mekus and Jana lost and are obligated to get Prince Alberts.
Brilliant episode! Missed Gode, but Jana can fill in anytime. Such a great dynamic between all of you.
I watch this podcast cause-
1) They are Hella funny.
2) There interaction is so chill and friendly and laid back/
3)THEY ARE SO PRETTY. Each one of them. Jana I mean... she's.... SO PRETTY.
Flippin' brilliant show y'all. Jana was awesome pinch hitting for Gode.
Thank you so much Brian! 😂
Gotta say that first 5 mins went by quite Awkwardleigh
I was terrible 😂
From the UK here, the odds game we always play is if you say the same number or if each of your spoken numbers adds up to the originally stated number, it still counts. In your case, Jana said 7 and the blonde guy (soz lol) said 3, which makes 10...So I definitely think that should count and he should get a Prince Alby too!
I learnt a new word today... Beanis... I feel like such an adult LOL
Watching you knuckle heads laugh at each others jokes is intoxicating. I told my wife she needed to embrace her mistakes...she gave me a hug!
Gaviscon is used in the US as well, I've had to use some for gastritis. It's a always a great show when Jana's on.
New podcast is up - thats a win!
When growing up i had 2 siblings. My father bought a plastic duck for us to put in front of our bedroom door when we had our lover over. So nobody would walk in when we where busy.😂😂 always found this the weirdest thing. Because non of my friends had a duck from their parents. Greetings from the Netherlands!🇳🇱
Jana is a tops straight-man amongst you roudy yobbos. Awesome balance.
Ever hear the term "weenus"? It's the loose skin at the elbow joint. Maybe Skin could get his loose elbow skin (weenus) pierced? Maybe Eloise might rather that, or maybe the beanis 😆
About died as hard as michael on the beanies one 😂
Jana is such a cutie and holds her own very well!
"Can't really put up a 'poll' for it can we?"
"Ughhh" 😂😂😂
Weeze saying "mitchel!" with disgust is life.
In the US, definitely did not get the heartburn joke, but Jana being there makes it worth it
One of the prizes should be a ceramic duck 👍👍
Could not agree more!
Great show, you guys have such a relaxed kind of humor.
In the thumbnail Jana bears a resemblance to Victoria Justice btw
Catching up on stuff - I knew about the PA but I 100% get Skin and being a man of his word. Respect. And Eloise actually should have been proud of him for having the integrity to go ahead (that doesn't mean she can't put shit on him forever for it!!).
It was a pretty amazing effort hey 😂😂
Oh wow the duck heist. Amazing.
Hahah phenomenal
I had a P.A. You have to really, rreeeaaaalllly want it. Do Not Do It just for the show. See my comment from two weeks ago. Aftercare takes several weeks (saline soak 1-2 times a day to encourage clean/sterile healing). Mine stayed in about 6 weeks, I mistakenly took it out for cleaning, and couldn't get it back in and the hole closed up. This was back in 2001, long ago in a past life.
Hahah is all the bait and tackle alright now though Ray?
@@WeGotTheChocolates - Oh yes. Big Jim and the Twins are just fine, thanks!
One of your best podcasts. :D
And we have Gaviscon in the Netherlands as well.
Yay for Jana's baby!
In Brisbane and going further north, people rarely indicate when exiting a roundabout... I always indicate when exiting a roundabout. It is a must.
Russell Crowe was also in the movie version of Les Misérables.
Oh yes he was!
Oh look,Jana has her own podcast !!
Who are these 2 nobodies with her ?? 😂😂
Hahahaha we wish
Surely you now start wearing beanies just so u can say.. “Wats up guys my beanis is 8inches” 😂🤣
I certainly will be 😂
Jana is the main reason I'm here. 😁
Jana is an absolute babe!
That's sexist!
found you about 6 months ago, cant stop listening to you guys but jana needs to be on more often. Cheers for making a pom living in Spain laugh every Friday because Spanish sense of humour is shocking when i mean shocking i mean bad but i really mean they don't have a sense of humour at all. so cheers once again. DONT HAVE THE PRINCE ALBERT but if skin does do, it on podcast. vegan mikus has the best laugh ever.
You are probably with the wrong Spanish people. 😂
But we don’t know how to make humor work in english . It is just a different way. I try, but I always feel it forced
Such a great and painful (in a good way😂) episode this week! I'm still laughing😆
Russell Crowe played tennis (and cricket briefly) in "A Good Year". Yes, he was aggressive!
We have Gaviscon in Canada also. International, but maybe "commonwealth" only.
We got Gaviscon in Portugal too 😉
I like the sound of your girlfriend's Dad, Leigh - he's got a lovely sense of comic timing! Hahaha :)
Hahaha Scott he is a guru avtually!
Or actually
@@WeGotTheChocolates , well, when you're ready, bring him onto the podcast :)
Loving the new intro.
We are too!
Skin needs to just tag Mickus in on the ol Prince Albert since he's way too keen on getting one.
He obviously just wants to do it
Still has the duck! Lol 😂
Hello from the U.S. Love y’all, keep it up ❤
At 9:39 Yes we do have Gaviscon antacid syrup in India as well.
If you guys need some info on the prince Albert, have had one for 15 years would be happy to put in two cents from across the pond
Ethan yes please ! You free next week?
@WeGotTheChocolates Sure I can be free depending on timing
@@ethanstyche-zo1mc - you're clearly new here if you have to ask these lads about timing! 😀
Ethan somehow I've deleted these previous comments but rather than commenting on TH-cam back and forth could you please send an email to hello@wegotthechocolates.com.au *Will work out a time to speak to you!*
And so sorry to any comments I deleted, apparently our time management and also comment management both need work 😂
If you leave the bedsheets long enough, they grow a fur on them and become really soft and comfy ;p
Gaviscon is available also in Italy! :D
You guys are absolutely great
I think in Canada our equivalent is Peptobismol. Or in this case Peptolb-is-no-more 😆
Why am I only just joining at episode 172?? I have a lot of catching up to do!! I love Jana she is brutal!
She is the best hey 😂
Sometimes I think this podcast was started JUST so Leigh could sing theme tunes.
Dear me probably true
Yes, we have Gaviscon here in Nova Scotia.
Jana's dress is amazing...
Gaviscon is available in Singapore, Malaysia and, if I'm not mistaken, in Indonesia too
russel crowe was also in LA Confidential. Did a good job. Someone else prob said this. keep up the fine work folks, big fan
Love Jana ❤️🤗
Just in case you're wondering : we do have Gaviscon in France, that makes at least three ;)
Russell crow to Prince Albert to beanis. Great show.
Watching from the Philippines, mate. 😁
Can confirm Gaviscon are available in Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia & Thailand
The Border-Gavaskar trophy is just over an all I see is Travis Head 1 in a white tee and Travis Head 2 in a brown tee.. You guys look so similar to him.. oh btw you guys are fun!!
I have Gaviscon on my desk. We have it in North America :)
Great company by the sounds 😂
I'm an English speaking Dude from Texas with parents from England plus an Aunt and Uncle from Down Under and I have to flip on the Closed Caption button to understand what they are saying sometimes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was excellent.
I was thinking poor Skin and his Albert fiasco but then Mikus almost died laughing aaagian poor bloke. What a bunch of legends 🤙
Everyone: Jana is awesome
Me: Jana really is awesome... but beanis xD
I didn’t have a Prince Albert piercing, I had an ampallang piercing instead.
I had it done almost 30 years ago and kept in for 5 years, AMA 😉
No, thanks.
Have an apadravya...it is mostly for her once it heals. Every woman to experience it was hooked!
The Water Diviner is the movie you were trying to say, I thought you had it when you said about finding water!
Rewatching some older podcasts and it's funny to see that Skin continues to forget Eloise's birthday, then (2023) as now (2024).
Because, where else do you find a duck for a reasonable price. 😂😂
The boys are going for 45k views instead of 8k with the Jana thumbnail.
The gaviscon heard before and I live in the states because I have never heard of it until I listened to the TOS girls from Australia
Jana’s brutal 😂
A few to enjoy.
1. Time flies like an arrow. But fruit flies like a banana.
2. A clear conscience is the sign of a bad memory.
3. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
4. I had amnesia once. Or maybe it was twice.
5. I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
6. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
7. I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
8. I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
9. I went to a restaurant that 'serves breakfast any time' so I ordered scrambled eggs with sausage during the Renaissance.
10. If at first you don't succeed then skydiving isn't for you.
11. If Barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all her friends?
12. If you think nobody cares about you try missing a couple payments.
13. If you shoot a mime should you use a silencer?
14. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
15. On the other hand I have different fingers.
16. Smoking cures weight problems ... Eventually.
17. I support bacteria. It is the only culture some people have.
18. The problem with the gene pool is there is no lifeguard.
19. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
20. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
21. Why do psychics have to ask your name?
22. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
23. My friend makes the best vegetarian chili. Made from the finest vegetarian dear and cows he can find.
24. I intend to live forever. Or die trying.
25. My psychiatrist told me I am crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion. So he said, Okay, you are ugly too.
26. I asked my wife if I was a good listener. She said 'You're an eight on a scale of ten.' I still don't know why she wants me to urinate on a skeleton.
27. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y?
28. Two men walked into a bar. The first ordered H2O. The second ordered H2O too. He died.
29. Two men walked into a bar. The second one should have seen it coming.
30. I asked my dog what is 2 minus two. He said nothing.
31. Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well I'm not going to spread it.
32. How do you make 7 even? Take away the 's'.
33. I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
34. I got fired from the bank the other day. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her.
35. My wife says I have two major faults. I don't listen and something else.
36. What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a command.
37. Yesterday I called my landlord and told him I got a leak in my sink. He said, 'Go ahead. I'm not judging.'
38. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire.
39. What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Walking.
40. Why can't you check out a book on how to commit suicide? There is a strict return policy.
any BMW driver will tell you indicators are dust... mainly because they don't know their car has them.
😂 I'm watching this 5 months after it was released and at 23:32 I gasp as i realise what's about to Skin from here 💀😭
Must keep in mind Thongs are a completely different item of clothing in Australia (I'm from the UK) 🤣🤣😊
Being single and in the UK, I buy milk in 1 pint bottles (568ml). A litre would be way too much.
Actually fair 😂 I just drink too much obviously
A bit late to the party, but indicators off the roundabout is a QLD thing.
Do no other states do that
@@WeGotTheChocolates I learnt to drive in QLD and had to do it. At least in VIC it's not a thing, NSW are all a bunch of lunatics on the roads anyway, not sure about the other states.
I really hate the fact that I googled Prince Albert piercing, just before you explained it
I seem to recall the whole room chuckling from that weak-sauce, telegraphed "korma" pun that last time Jana was on -- including her. The cycle-path joke kicks the shit outta that korma pun, without question. Yes, it does. Perhaps a re-adjustment of humor sensibilities could fix this judgement error.
I was laughing so hard, my beanis grew 4 inches
Can't help it. I am in love with Jana
Best episode ever !!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joke for the day
From Camo.
What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine.....
A washing machine won't follow you around for a week after you have given it a load.😮😂😂😂