@UCHzQhNhgvhRu6McO_lV4F5A Stop. Trying. To. Achieve. Attention. You obviously don’t deserve it, if this is what you do. Newly created channel huh? It was most likely created for just this. So stop spamming and make actual good content. Please.
Horror games, yay! Edit: A few hints for Dan: Use gun on overheating chandelier. If someone dies the toilet monster won't hurt you. Use sandwich on rat. The thing looking through the kitchen window is your nice, non-murderous neighbor (talk to her). Bowling can destroy a trapdoor. Remember to prepare for Dad.
I was bored watching youtube then I started to watch DanTDM again and I love his new style and the games he plays! He streams more than youtube but he has a kid and I guess it's easier. Just hope your well rested with a child a wife, doing well, and keep making us smile. We love you Dan! 💙💎
Every time the cat dies I suffer the grief of my parents dying 200 times in a fire that killed my cat and the fire was purposely made by my bestest friend
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 wait what. Is that true if it's is I'm so sorry. You should kill your bestest friend and torture him it's his fault it happened
@@nintendoman8915 (my parents didn’t die in a fire, they’re still alive and so are my cats, that was a joke story to say that I’m sad when the cat dies, I’m not sure you got that but I get the last part of your reply is mostly a joke)
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 it wasn't a joke I was actually serious if someone ever does that to you they should receive a punishment greater than prison
The bowling ball and axe are your best friend. The axe can kill a lot of things and save mom, the bowling ball can help you get things that you couldn’t get before, and can open a secret room in the boarded up room, the contents in there can help save sister. But saving them isn’t always the best thing to do. Perhaps the opposite is better?
Some tips for next episode: 1. You should try to kill everyone in the house and wait for dad to come home 2. Try and protect everyone in the house and wait for dad to come home 3. Once you have gathered all of the endings in the game break the clock with the axe
hey dan I just want to say thank you so much for giving me an amazing childhood. I haven’t watched your videos in around 6 years (I was around 7 at the time) and now that I see how much you’ve changed it made me remember so many things, I cried. I love your content so much, seriously, thank you.
Wait until 12 am, then dad returns. For the endings, you need to save the family and kill dad (he is hostile). Kill the whole family (including the cat) (the sister is s*icidal). I will tell you other endings in the next video you do on this game.
Use the axe to break through the boarded room, put bowling ball on top of the trapdoor to open up a room. Use the axe to chop off the man's hand to get the sling shot. The slingshot is used to break the chandelier before the sister comes. Break the toilet with the axe, pour bucket of water on the tiny candle light on the chandelier before it lights the piano on fire
Dan honestly through the years that I have watched you, I may not have always been there at that day to watch it when it was released; But still, you have been one of my favourite youtubers of all time and will remain forever. Just wanted to let you know. Bye
1:08 How does a turkey sandwich sound ? Dan being confused: It doesn't make a sound Me thinking she is making a joke: I dunno! what is it? Me & Dan after realizing what she meant: Oh!
Jesus! I'm seeing this p*** advertising bot everywhere! When will they stop stealing comments and tricking younger viewers into seeing bad stuff on their channel?!
Markiplier when getting someone killed: **Screaming in terror**
DanTDM: **Laughs**
why you depressed?
@@JustABread-L0L client's a furry
@@kopi5806 wait a sec did I just find my FBI agent?
@@cleve6482 OH SHI- IT'S HIM
lol
Dan putting a sandwich on a dead corpse and going "You hungry?" Is so amusing.
"How does a turkey sandwhich sound"
"It doesnt make a sound-"
*Realization*
"Oh"
The same thing happened to me
@@hadeelaskar8562 SAME LOL
The fact that he laughs every time someone dies is slightly worrying.
It is super worrying
@Athena Laza .....
Very...Dan are you ok?
Doge is uncomfortable
Yeah it is
Dan really said JustinNoodles , neither just Justin or Thinknoodles , AH YES JustinNoodles
JustinNoodles is the perfect start of a video LOL
JustinNoodles
Don’t mind him, he is just in noodles
@@Soullo211 just in oodles
DEATH
“How does a turkey sandwich sound”
Dan: “It doesn’t make any sound-“
God Dan, you took that way too seriously. 😩😩
*DANTDM IS GAYTDM, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
@UCHzQhNhgvhRu6McO_lV4F5A Stop. Trying. To. Achieve. Attention. You obviously don’t deserve it, if this is what you do. Newly created channel huh? It was most likely created for just this. So stop spamming and make actual good content. Please.
What?? The person deleted the comment lol
@@bruh6687 but the same applies to you
Took the words right out of my mouth
"everything was peaceful, i was flicking light switches and then i got eaten by a toilet monster."
-DanTDM 2021
@Savetion Bro bot or not that is too far one of my dogs had to be put down so this is just disgusting
"The fridge... just stole my mother!"
-DANTDM, 2021
THE quote of 2021🤣🤣
@@animalfrenzys9568 lol ty
Haha
Sep 6, 2021
@@edeanchu6376 yup!
Wonder when he'll realize he can carry more than one thing at a time.
He shall never know until he reads the comments
LOL
Never
Lol
LOL
Dan: "Let's hope nothing bad happens to the cat."
Also Dan: drops a bowling ball on the cat
see nothing bad happened to the cat
MY SISTER SAW ME DO THAT
Read this as he said
Dan! Don't do that animore
Dan so mean! He killed the cat! Jk he not mean ik it was accident.
Dan: “I hope nothing bad happens to this cat”
Dan 10 secs later: *kills cat*
we👏saw👏the👏video 👏
@@benjimin97 oh sht ur so cool
@Athena Laza I aint
Dan: "are you hungry?"
The dead sister: Do i look hungry to you?
shell probably say i hate foood
Are we the same?
Yeah
@@barler no
@@smugface3563 you talking to me orrrrr
8:22
Dan: *sets bear trap*
Sister: *walks into it and dies*
Dan: *evil maniacal giggle*
His laugh cute tho?????
@@taraparry6038 yeah, it really is
“Welcome to House, I have been suggested to play this game by my good friend Justin Noodles” - Dan 2021
@@RexysFamilyDinerShorts I’m sure they will 😎
@@bruh6687 Nah he is actually straight.
@@bruh6687 shut up bot
@@RexysFamilyDinerShorts good luck trying to get that goal!
@@bruh6687 when he has a wife 👀
11:32
"The Fridge Just Stole My Mother" - DanTDM 2021
Every time we don't know what game to play, Dan finds loads of fun ones we've never heard of before.
So true
someone stole your comment abd its the top comment :(
@@zaveyarr ye the guy that are verified:(
lol a person coppied wat you said
Thinknoodles and many other youtubers played this game.......
Sister: **gets crushed by the chandelier**
Dan: *Are you hungry?*
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
“This is the weirdest game I’ve ever played!!” We all know that’s a lie
@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ shut up
@@nico_gnf Dont give him what he wants 💀
DANTDM IS GAYTDM, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!
@@bruh6687 shut up bot
3 weird games: am I a joke to you
Tip: to save your sister destroy everything that she loves when she lays in bed after all of that you give her the doll
That sounds casual enough thanks for the tip
“How does a turkey sandwich sound???”
I don’t know, you tell me.
WHAT... I CSANT DENLETE MY COMENTS
"Ever lived in a house whenever the main objective is to kill you"
Dad: "Yes, I was the antagonist"
*DANTDM TH-cam GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Man why is there bots uprising
@@bruh6687 shut up bot why are there 2 bots here
@Phoenix 𝙾𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚢 PROFILE THE UPRISE OF THE BOTS
"I just got eaten by a toilet monster."
And that is why I'm afraid of toilets.
How do you...? Oh nevermind
U know who else entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you will die of laughter
To the person who is reading this
You are awesome 🥳
My goal is to hit 30K any help would be amazing 😁
Here before too many bots show up in replies?
@@realfarmer21 depends on the humor
Pls play more of this I really enjoyed it 👊
plssssss
Yo dan. I’m at 20’s now, I can’t thank you enough for making my childhood the best. You are a legend dan🤟🏼🔥❤️
Pretty much
Horror games, yay!
Edit: A few hints for Dan: Use gun on overheating chandelier. If someone dies the toilet monster won't hurt you. Use sandwich on rat. The thing looking through the kitchen window is your nice, non-murderous neighbor (talk to her). Bowling can destroy a trapdoor.
Remember to prepare for Dad.
:o
Dad?
If you've watched Markiplier you'd know
Not too many you will ruin it he needs to think just give him little hints
@@keithandreacalma5784 or ThinkNoodles
Dan : "Mom ? Mom, get up ! get up !"
Mom : *gets up*
Dan : "you weren't supposed to do that"
“I just got ripped in half and now a giant rat is gonna eat the rest of me!” -DanTDM, September 2021
I never expected Dan to play this. I'm glad though
Fun fact: the title went from “THE TOILET MONSTER WILL KILL ME!” to “In This House.. EVERYONE DIES!”
Yea I noticed
@Zachary Brooks working the algorithm
Yeah I remember
WOAHH
I know that
I was bored watching youtube then I started to watch DanTDM again and I love his new style and the games he plays! He streams more than youtube but he has a kid and I guess it's easier. Just hope your well rested with a child a wife, doing well, and keep making us smile. We love you Dan! 💙💎
cool
Dan: "As long as the cat's okay it'll be fine."
2 mins later: *Brutally kills cat.*
Every time the cat dies I suffer the grief of my parents dying 200 times in a fire that killed my cat and the fire was purposely made by my bestest friend
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 wait what. Is that true if it's is I'm so sorry. You should kill your bestest friend and torture him it's his fault it happened
@@nintendoman8915 (my parents didn’t die in a fire, they’re still alive and so are my cats, that was a joke story to say that I’m sad when the cat dies, I’m not sure you got that but I get the last part of your reply is mostly a joke)
@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 it wasn't a joke I was actually serious if someone ever does that to you they should receive a punishment greater than prison
@@nintendoman8915 bruh lol
" where is handsome squidward going? "
-DanTDM 2021
LoL
The bowling ball and axe are your best friend. The axe can kill a lot of things and save mom, the bowling ball can help you get things that you couldn’t get before, and can open a secret room in the boarded up room, the contents in there can help save sister. But saving them isn’t always the best thing to do. Perhaps the opposite is better?
U know who else entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you will die of laughter my homie homes
Why do you spoil the puzzles
@@realfarmer21 still better bot the one that’s homophobic
This is the newest edition of turkeyboy
I appreciate the help, but I kind of want Dan to solve this himself
8:17 Dan: There’s no way this works. There’s no way this works.
Game: *You’re goddamn right*
Some tips for next episode:
1. You should try to kill everyone in the house and wait for dad to come home
2. Try and protect everyone in the house and wait for dad to come home
3. Once you have gathered all of the endings in the game break the clock with the axe
2:23 that had me laughing so hard I cried. Good ol’ BB.
Mom: how does a turkey sandwich sound?
Dan: turkey sandwiches don’t make sounds
the dad jokes are taking him over
He is a dad after all
@@depressedcapuccino3554 nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@norythomas06 YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS he is
"does the cat know anything?"
*brutally murders cat with bowling ball*
“Welcome to house” well I know this is gonna be interesting
To the person who is reading this
You are awesome 🥳
My goal is to hit 30K any help would be amazing 🔥
*DANTDM TH-cam GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Yikes, you got three of four of the bots haunting this comment section. Sorry for that.
@@GradyDP yeah it sucks 😞
I just love it when you upload . The feeling are the same after 7 Years
Yes, yes it is
Fam U know who else entertaining vids are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you finna die of laughter fam
@@realfarmer21 bet
*DANTDM TH-cam GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
@@realfarmer21 stop the p
Self promotion
1:08
Mom: How does a turkey sandwich sound?
Dan: It doesn't..... make...... a sound.
Dan one second later: realization
Dan: **Obviously playing a game called House**
TH-cam: Yep, it's Five Nights at Freddy
The way u reacted to how does a turkey sandwich sound is so funny xD
hey dan I just want to say thank you so much for giving me an amazing childhood. I haven’t watched your videos in around 6 years (I was around 7 at the time) and now that I see how much you’ve changed it made me remember so many things, I cried. I love your content so much, seriously, thank you.
When do you think Dan will figure out he can cycle the items?
Never
cycle? as in?
huh. i saw the option for the action. what does it do?
edit: I found out what it means! it's changing the items you hold in-game
“How does a turkey sandwich sound?”
Dan: it doesn’t- make a sound..
Me: * dying in laughter *
"Welcome to cottage" the prequel would be a great idea
"The fridge just stole my MOTHER!"
wise words Dani.
Wait until 12 am, then dad returns. For the endings, you need to save the family and kill dad (he is hostile). Kill the whole family (including the cat) (the sister is s*icidal). I will tell you other endings in the next video you do on this game.
The old Dan is back. Now he’s playing random games again
But the old Dan used to only do minecraft mod showcases
@@andrewdum5642 that’s ancient Dan
@@gumbitoicic9977 yep
@@henl0140 very true very true
we are talking about 2016 to 2018
The Sister: plays piano then chandelier falls on her and she dies.
Dan: you hungry?
i’m glad you played this game, it’s genuinely a really good one. Hope to see you play it again soon! :)
6:36 "I'm gonna rip you in Half"
-Juggernaut
Deadpool 2
Use the axe to break through the boarded room, put bowling ball on top of the trapdoor to open up a room. Use the axe to chop off the man's hand to get the sling shot. The slingshot is used to break the chandelier before the sister comes. Break the toilet with the axe, pour bucket of water on the tiny candle light on the chandelier before it lights the piano on fire
Mum: decapitates dans head
Dan: Yo Mum that wasn’t very nice
coopied
@@14shrak I hate to say it but that’s true
Fun fact: this was named "this toilet monster will KILL ME! in house"
"I wanted to be Aladdin not stabbin"
DanTDM - 2021
Me to this comment: raaaaaaaaahhaahahaha 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆
Dan TDM makes everyone's day even better and can we appreciate that he posts videos for us to enjoy and he makes an amazing content for us
U know who else entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you will die of laughter fam
To the person who is reading this
You are awesome 🥳
My goal is to hit 30K any help would be amazing 😁
This is bot central
@@Ventbrise ikr?
I've been waiting for him to play this game after markiplier finished it..
Wait mark played it I haven’t seen those videos yet
@@clearwolf5783 yeah he made 4 videos on it about a month ago
The head eating animation is sick tho
I loved this gameplay i hope you can do more of this it would be awesome (: this was very entertaining
I swear I never get bored when I watch him
Love the feeling of DanTDM uploading, never gets old
Love the feeling of reproduction, never gets old
Please play more of this game
Whenever you do another Minecraft map, you should play Ancient Shores on planet Minecraft! On the new side but it’s sicc hot fire!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
*“Dan please play 400 years”*
*“It's an small game but it's so fun ❤️”*
Yes he finally got to experience this hell of a game
"I just got eaten by a toilet monster" - DanTDM
Thank you for making my child hood i love these types of games! :D
"I just got eaten by a toilet monster"
-DanTDM 2021
1:51
rewatching Dan's videos at 2 am is such a relaxing feeling
2:25 if I heard that while I was on the toilet I would yeet Balloon boy out the window
(Also my FNAF fans where you at?)
im a fnaf fan
its a good game
I have been summoned
@ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴋᴇᴠɪɴʙʙ YOUR IN EVERY REPLY JUST SHUT UPPPP
I’ve been WAITING for Dan to play this game. Thank you Dan! :D
Title: In this house… EVERYONE DIES
Me, a intellectual: “This gives me Five Nights at Freddy’s vibes…”
This will need multiple parts
The days always good when Dan uploads
Please can you do a part 2? This game has so many endings.
it’s been 4 months and there still is no part 2
6:15 the fact that I audibly started laughing
Your goin' to hell
Plz make more of these!!!! "It would be greatly appreciated." To quote you. 🔪🔪🔪
Another great video by the Diamond Minecart himself. Still after all these years making quality content.
Imma smile roo
Dan: "This is the weirdest game I've ever played!" Me: I find that hard to believe.
DanTDM is such a Legend!!! Thanks for inspiring me to be a TH-camr!! Keep up the amazing work brahh!! 🔥🙌
I hope one day my animations become as popular as Dan's Videos :(
Here before the self promoters btw Fam U know who else entertaining vids are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent you finna die of laughter
*DANTDM IS GAYTDM, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
Landmine of bots here.
Thinknoodles ,James and Dantdm, The Trio That never fails to entertain me :)
What about James?
Oh Sorry I Forgot To Incluee James, Im Gonna Edit It Again
“Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m awake or dreaming the days are starting to blur together” the definition of quarantine:
Dan honestly through the years that I have watched you, I may not have always been there at that day to watch it when it was released; But still, you have been one of my favourite youtubers of all time and will remain forever. Just wanted to let you know. Bye
The game was probably made to stop children flipping light switches XD
you can give your villager armor in your hardcore world by using a dispenser. Also name him trayaurus.
He knows that
@@ave.4560 I mean there's not evidence suggesting he does and considering how he doesn't know alot of minecraft things I doubt he knows this.
@@ProjektTaku he literally already added armour to the villager are you dumb?
@@ave.4560 when?
Dan: pours milk on the floor for cat.
Also Dan: "Drink it."
Cat: walks over the milk and starts licking carpet.
👀
*DANTDM TH-cam GARBAGE, MY CONTENT IS BETTER!!*
@Katherine Rosewell Absolutely !
@@bruh6687 ugh u noob
How come only 8 ppl saw this
I didnt even noticed this until i tap on you profile picture
Currently on a spree of watching my fav ytbers
I hope one day my animations become as popular as Dan's Videos :(
1:00 u can see a ghost
1:08
How does a turkey sandwich sound ?
Dan being confused: It doesn't make a sound
Me thinking she is making a joke: I dunno! what is it?
Me & Dan after realizing what she meant: Oh!
Dan: Plays House
TH-cam: He's Playing FNAF
*confusion noises*
Lol in the description it's saying fnaf idk why that happened
Can we quickly talk about how Dan said "She's black out drunk?"
Okay
The fridge just stole my mother!
Dan: September 2021
title before: This toilet monster killed me!
title now: In This House.. EVERYONE DIES!
Really?
@@tofifichannel7199 yeah I saw it before it changed
The thumbnail had changed too from the toilet monster to a zombie mum/mom
@@DreamingNightmares Yea
Jesus!
I'm seeing this p*** advertising bot everywhere! When will they stop stealing comments and tricking younger viewers into seeing bad stuff on their channel?!
3:51 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH GOD
WHY
WHY THE CAT
WHY
WHYYYYY
NOO
IM SO ANGRY
6:10
what the cat doin
"The fridge..! The fridge just stole my mother!!"
-Dan 2021