Archery Extreme: Ode To Joy!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2020
- The Machine Bow is a reality. Finally. At last.
Freude schöner Götterfunken.
UPDATE: Here are some answers to all those suggestions and tips.
Angle adapter: Forget those, they create a ton of friction and you lose plenty of torque. Plus they really don't save much space.
Angle drills: Not enough torque.
Angle grinders: They lack the transmission, super high rpm but ZERO torque.
Counterweights: As I said in the video, the "bucking" comes from the draw resistance of the bow limb. If you remove the trigger sear, the whole contraption runs very smoothly.
The shooter has to hold the weapon AGAINST the rotation that cocks the string, that takes much force.
Add a second bow to compensate: This would only work if the second bow would be cocked at the SAME TIME, but directed downwards. But this won't work as the drill does not have enough power.
Ball bearings, teflon, and other fancy stuff: This is the Slingshot Channel, not the "High End CNC channel". I saw parts out from plywood, with a hand saw. Low tech rulez.
Mounting the mag from below: Possible, but how to hold the weapon then? Plus, why? This isn't a sniper gun that needs a scope. It is "spray and pray". - วิทยาศาสตร์และเทคโนโลยี
0% Brutality
0% Sexual content
100% German
Idk about no sexual content have you seen the viagra shooter hahaha
@@brandonyoung2248 whats that
jawohl!
I don't know man, Joerg is a pretty sexy man
100% german, 0% sexual..... does not compute...
And they say Germans can't be funny. This man makes weapon inventing fun, tbh.
Who said Germans can't be funny...
Janne Wermter South Park reference.
@SuperSmashyfication either this or very dumb and unfunny
~They only funny when making weapon..just wait they become super funny..they conquer Europe again
Inventing weapons was always fun
You sir are the greatest blacksmith in all of Skyrim.
The perfect mad scientist laugh is just a bonus.
They should make him a character in a game!
9:34 his laugh both terrifies me and makes me want these things even more. As an enthusiast of such creations I find his laugh incredibly infectious.
Joerg is an international treasure, and he must be protected at all costs.
I'm pretty sure he can protect himself, but you're right.
he should be declared a UNESCO humanity's treasure
Who would attack him?
Or suffer the embarrassment of being taken down by a dozen pencils.
this man is irremplacable in case of Zombies apocalypse .....
From who
imaging breaking into Joerg's house... a storm of arrows coming out of nowhere while hearing ''hahahahahahahahaha''
😆
moving target for his bows
goddamit man that shit is so funny
the last thing you heard is his Santa laugh
The last words that You heard "poor oponent, bye bye hahahah oh a few more shoots"
1:50 “to make it full auto! I love my job!” That is when you know someone is happy with their work 😂
When I saw the F.A.S.L.L shoot I couldn't help but smile, the look of the firing process is just immaculate.
"Full Auto Sliding Linstant Legolas"
The only guy who can bring a drill into a gun fight.
and be the only survivor.
He is the best inovater💪🏻
He is going to turn that poor man into a half gun.
@@4Degree Well he is German also, they are a pretty well accomplished group at innovation to be fair. An they have a historic tradition of being at the cutting edge of science.
Deffroad Celtaidd Celtic Awakening I think it was a joke
"Robber break in to Joerg's house"
*Joerg grab weapon*
Robber: wtf was that?
Joerg: let me show you its features, H a h a h a h a
ThisGalaxyCat the funniest comment I’ve seen all day!
@@jondoe9588 thanks!
Copied comment
in german*
@Quality Work Cleotas Berkley
4 days ago
The last thing the burglar hears:
"LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"
you taught me more about how friction works in 10 mins then school tried to teach me in forever.
school is a scam
@@tomdedekster2332 school is useful if you know what you want to learn. problems is. well who cares about what you wanna learn?
@lol Finished? 😝
Just kidding, but yeah i don't really see the value in schools and im a teacher worst of all.
School takes too much "filler" like learning french or catholics study or or sports.
But what u need is much less then that and it must be more, let us say to the point.
@@tomdedekster2332 its more like I wasn't thats good at physics and the concepts stop making sense when they started to teach me how electricity works.
Nope. You paid attention in this video. That's the difference.
It is a joy seeing a man proud of his work.
How can someone even hate this man
That passion, that laugh.
Its too good to be hated
Fake people hate genuine people.
Fr
@@gtfkt so true
Jealous people
George is the coolest guy ever I would like to see a full auto knife throwing device.
This is the exact kind of homemade weapon I'd expect to find in an abandoned bunker in a Fallout game
You can build it in Scum and load explosive arows XD
This weapon is in scum
Love the fallout crafts...
I swear I've seen something alot like these in the metro games
Or in Skyrim.
This is like the NPC you have to find in a game to upgrade you weapons. Dudes even got the cool voice for it
Has to be secret NPC that shows up after the final boss fight, otherwise weapons made from him would've been too overpower and breaking the whole game.
Even with all of the movement it is SURPRISINGLY accurate. That is really, really impressive Sir.
Well, it does seem kinda bulky to be frank. I wonder if there's any way to make it more ergonomic?
@@ventex1352 always from my experience. We are all ergonomically different.
@@ventex1352 Building the engine into the side instead of pretty much duct taping a drill to it would definitely help ^-^
Imagine this guy during zombie apocalypse:
"hahaha, this is so much fun"
ha ha
“Poor zombies. Look at them ! Hahahahaha. “. I love this guy
Him and Daryl would be good friends
And to zombies: let me show you its features...
@@Glassesman-uy7jm Daryl would have been treated like a noob
All of history: There’s no such thing as a full auto crossbow.
Jörg:LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!
daniel Ocean Smith Jörg look it’s got a laser and light
I laughed a bit cause I remembered one of The Spiffing Brit's video.
Jorg: Hold mein bier!
Ever since using Edgar's auto crossbow ability in FF3 as a kid have I wanted one...
daniel Ocean Smith I think auto crossbows are illegal since they haven’t been made
Thousands of years after the invention of the bow, one man makes the final, true evolution of it’s design and brings the bow’s long journey of innovation to its logical conclusion. The full auto crossbow.
I love the stick prop lol. The perfect stick for the occasion
"Let me show you it's features!"
The six most terrifying words in archery.
Um, actually, the 's in it's is technically another word (is) idiot.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@halfway_there6970 troll
@@halfway_there6970 💀
@@halfway_there6970 🤡
@@halfway_there6970 no
The look on his face after he said “next step is to make it full auto” was priceless
Thats when i hit like 🤣
😂😂
I like the evil genius super villian laugh that follows. MuHAHAHAHA!
@@TheRugghead same
I immediately looked for a comment saying this, right when I heard that
This is so awesome. The positive creative energy, the satisfying mechanical parts, the excellent explanations, the slow-motion... I don't know what to say.
Your videos serve 2 awesome purposes, your chuckle are so entertaining, lastly your inventions are most certainly fascinating . You have my vote. I'd give an Emmy award for constantly amusing content in your videos. Thanks for sharing.
"little bit of shake"
*shakes the hell out of Joerg, who is the size of 2,5 normal man* :)
Zak that's called a 10 on the rector scale for normal sized guy LOL.
Yeah, but for a first prototype, this was kinda awesome lol.
Crew served cross bow
What's missing is a stock and maybe a front pistol grip
@Krzysztof Żak
i have tears in my eyes because for your comment, thanks man ;)
Science lessons delivered with large dose of laughter.
So true
I read it as slaughter
The way science should be delivered
*physics
Large dose of features
Half of the joy of watching Joergs videos is just enjoying how much fun Joerg has 🙂
I’ve been loosely following your videos for several years. Your enthusiasm is as truly infectious as your laugh. Your inventiveness is ingenious. Keep up the good work and great attitude.
"look at the size of this it's only as small as my hand " bruv I'm pretty sure your hand can hold my head like a tennis ball
Like a golf ball
What do you have Zeka virus?
Robber breaks into Joerg's house:
.
Joerg remembering the drill has a full battery: Ahawhawhawhaw
Everyone is gangsta until they hear "let me show its properties haha" from dark corner during breaking and entering.
@@halipatsui9418 you mean features...
*freude schöner götterfunken starts to play*
"Welcome to my house, let me show its features!" Muhahahaha
“Ode to Joy” starts blasting throughout the house.
Freaking love this guy. His joy and passion working on these projects is so infectious.
0:00
Swiss who cannot own illegal slingshots but can own fully automatic short barrel machine guns:
“Fully automatic short barrel machine guns”
If you can tell me the difference between full auto and the classification of a machine gun that would be great…
@@casheverett6300 I guess a machine gun which has been altered to only fire semi-auto?
That's because they can indeed regulate guns, but they really can't regulate who owns a slingshot since it's something so easy to obtain, so they just made it illegal, lmao.
@@armageddon845 the term machine gun means nothing just a slang term (now at least)
Single action or bolt is (pull triger once then move bolt handle)
Semi auto is (one trigger pull equals one bang)
Burst is (one trigger pull is 3 bangs)
And full auto is (hold down trigger and get many bangs)
Flame throwers are another oddity. You need a permit to own a gun, and you can't legally own most types of swords, but you can legally own a flame thrower and use it in self defense. What about combining them? A flaming arrow launcher?
Oh, or maybe arrows with a hollow shell filled with liquid nitrogen that are loaded into an insulated quiver to freeze targets from the inside out? Semi automatic ice arrows are totally legal without a permit.
“I love my job....”. We love it too.
8:13 A masterwork of engineering and design... propped up by a twig.
Never change Joerg. Never change.
This guy makes me laugh so damn much, I can't stop.
Didn't even notice, that made me laugh even harder
@@whocares110 he is simply so authentic, that makes me happy
I have watched this repeatedly and I can’t get over how Insane this invention is! I love it!
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!
*I'll take four*
I second
Matt Cook
ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
Did you knew ? When you pronounce FASIL in french, it means "easy".
Right
The 2020 GettoBow.
Let me show you it's features. Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow. Ha ha ha.
"No full Auto in the building!"
Joerg: "It's not full Auto, this is"
"thats not full auto ??"
“Damn, bro!”
Correction: Dayum bro!
That guy sounds like Scooter from Borderlands.
Alpha Adhito ah a fellow airsofter I see
The spigot mortar could be a great inspiration for you and your full auto version, since the piat has the power to re-engage its spring after each shot. Can't wait to see it! You make really neat designs.
I love how straight it shoots, even with all that recoil. Really cool invention. PS, love the channel, Im so glad I found it!!
His mad genius laugh is the purest form of joy. This man is a treasure.
hes a wonder of this world, the mad scientist version of bob ross
In summary:
**Says something bow related*
**Breaks into diabolical laughter*
7:20 Now that's what you call a pencil pusher.
1:49
@@spazbandicoot yep
his laugh sounds like the word diabolical
This was the best scientific based video I've seen in weeks, amazing craftsmanship, great ingenuity, I want one of each my guy!
Jorg ....what absolutely an amazing engineering brain you have...never ceases to bewilder...simply the best 💯
This guy really enjoying his job makes me happy.
Dude is a trained economist too. What a champ!
@@CP-jk3tc Holy cow. I assumed he’s a mechanical engineer.
Me too honestly. You can tell he loves doing this, and I'm sure that makes him better at doing it too.
When he says “Let me show you it’s features!”, it warms the viewers heart
Joerg Joestar everyone
Jotaro!
Dare dare yaze
I see two JoJo
JoJo References are inescapable
That's a cool idea, man. I'm glad that you have so much fun doing these devices. Thanks for sharing bro.
I really enjoy your ingenuity and you're followed through the way you enjoy Yourself in the end it's just heart lifting, thank you.
This guy is the type of teacher you look forward to having in the day when going to school
I actually had a shop teacher in high school who was just like him LOL, except he was Scottish. But same personality, looked just like him, and the exact same laugh LOL. Picture Joerg standing beside a band saw and saying (in a Scottish accent but the same timber of voice) 'Let me show you why this tool is so dangerous HAHAHA'.... LOL
@@PapaWolf lmao :D i wish i had teachers like that in school
@Major Tom my machining instructor at college would knee you in the balls if he caught you doing something stupid at the lathe, such as standing with your hands in your pockets, or messing around. Top teacher though, you learned very quickly to treat the machines with respect.
I actually thought, while watching, this guy would be a great teacher. The students would love and slightly fear him... or be terrified of him - the perfect teacher/student relationship.
This guy needs to teach shop class lol
This man seems genuinely content with his life and what he does for a living. Very bright character!
The you laughing is the best part good luck dada (big brother )
This dude is nuts, I always enjoy seeing his videos turn up
Thank you for your production explanation that solved the related problems I encountered in my work.
*Burglar breaks into some house in the woods. Falls over as the lights turn on*
Sprave: "Ooouh ! you must be a *very* unlucky fellow. Hahahaha. Here. Let me show you it's features. ^^"
Burglar: "D:"
12:41
Sprave: Poor opponent HAHAHAHAHA
😂
With Joerg and the victim laughing his last breath off lol.
This guys laugh is actually disturbing yet kinda wholesome in a weird medieval way.
* brain damage *
I found this once befor... im so glad i watched more . You got to can the laughter and sell it . A skin balm that insites archery joy...
This is by far my favorite TH-cam video of all time
Vampires everywhere shudder when they hear the whispered words: "let me show you its features!"
perfect!
I was almost sure that he couldn’t add more arrows. I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.
Now he needs a drum magazine
Woah. Engineering is so impressive. I don’t think I would ever use this even if I had it but the idea is amazing. Makes me want to build!
This is beautiful! Great job. It's like watching a man make a chair and seeing him sit in it so well
I imagine this dude in the wasteland just cracking up, laughting whilst shooting this crazy automatic crossbow.
I'm sure there's a mod for that lol
Only thing that would make this even more overpowered is a clip that he can drop in, but that rubber band roller might jam with something sticking up on the back of it.
He's the German engineer meets heavy from tf2
Oh man, his laugh is amazing.
god don't remind me of those fan fictions
He’s like medic, engineer and heavy all in one person
@@Sketchy_Dood MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC! "hahaha" LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
German Davinci of weapons
This has got to be the coolest thing I've seen on TH-cam in a long, long, time!!
You are a madman...love this and all your stuff
“Look how small zis drill is, only ze size of my hand”
*holds up bear paw
Bahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Like the snack or the aninal
Ze, zis? He doesnt talk like that.
He does
*coffee spew* 🤭🤣
This needs a turret and the instability is no longer an issue
Rohypno tist just have another upside down on the bottom and the forces from both cancel out.
@@carl9022 big brains optimize
Give him a week
a turret mod of this would be awesome, some small bipods would already fix it i guess.
but it's already insane :D
You mean a bipod?
Sir, this is the most amazing diy project i have seen..looks quite complicated but works great..lots of love from India.😊
I LOVE your channel sooo much!! Sir, you are awesome and make engineering fun!!
I can hear it already. "German mad scientist invents automatic assault bow with detachable high capacity clipazines"
"Clipazine"
Are you a fellow nerfer?
Mainstream media : Government disarm the citizens to smooth the transition to socialism .
TH-cam: sure ya will .
Shit, im dutch. Should i consider moving to the states? Just in case
@@HvV8446 don't. Your freedom would be safer moving to Canada.
@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 yeah, hadnt thought about that, might be safer indeed. Thx for the heads up👍
Cam you just imagine what chaos he would make if he were in mediaeval age...
Where is makita in mediaval age🙈
"hahaha, arrows go brrrrrrt"
I just imagined Robin Hood with this thing and that story was very short
well modern machinery wasn't available that time and rubber bands I'm not realy sure when it was invented so...
He would have been not eable even to reach his actual age, if you can get to 30 years old in medieval age you are pretty lucky
No time to invent anything lol
it was really fun watching you creating a unique style/variation of crossbow in every videos you make hope you'll make a more compact semi-auto crossbow in the future more power and enjoy
Love this video and your personality - very enjoyable content! Keep it up!
This, this is the man you want by your side in an zombie apocalypse
Or just to hang out with
THIS GUY HAS THE MANLIEST LAUGH IVE EVER HEARD
thanks for blessing my feed 😌
Love your videos bud, your designs are totally awesome.
Absolut Genial ... Immer wieder geil ...die Videos von Jörg Sprave sind unfassbar unterhaltsam
Time stamps for his laugh
0:17
0:37 hehe lazer
0:44 bang
0:52
1:10 ehe
1:40
1:51 Ful oto
5:20
6:47 oopsie
7:26
8:47
9:29
9:35 its so much fun, i agree
9:40 what a hailstorm of arrows
10:39
10:46
10:51
11:11
11:28
12:20
12:26 humble laugh
12:43 HaHaHaHa Poor opponent
13:00 Fire starter
13:06
13:33
14:17
14:21
14:25 waves goodbye
14:27 poor target
A man worthy of the biggest waste of time reward although I did enjoy it
His laugh is just a .wav file edited in the video every 10 seconds
Are you friends with the JRE timestamp guy?
Hahahah
that was way more entertaining than I expected, thank you for this
I can't stop smiling when I'm watching this channel: Engineering, art, agile methods, prototype, Humor, childhood....and above all FUN ! Thank you !
I would settle to just merely hear him in a conversation at an adjoining table in a restaurant. No matter what the subject.
Child what? Im calling the police
What are agile methods?, just asking
childwood? @_@
would'nt we all appreciate a good piece of childwood
Each passing second of this video is another step in it's descent towards madness
Thoroughly enjoyed this video and learning about how it works thank you for sharing👌
He is the dad we all want, Admit it.
Woodworkers make the best dads
@@A-G-F- not woodworkers, a true rambo/john wick blooded engineers should do the trick.
Nahhh, cool tho but not as a father.
Id honestly just be happy with a dad period
@@justaninternetfool451 That's sad man, but look on the bright side - my dad was an asshole. Chin up!
CLIENT: I need one of your finest crossbows
JOERG: Gonna need some ID first
CLIENT: *shows ID
JOERG: Oh ok, I have automatics here Mr. Van Helsing
@Adventure Inc WITH PURGE SEASON DISCOUNTS! What are you waiting for? Bring the whole town to Joerg's!
*Crossbows and arrows each sold separately*
I was just thinking about that scene. That is awesome
That laugh is so comforting. its like a cozy blanket on an autum night.
I love the seeing the joy on his face when he's shooting that thing. I want one.
This guy is like that dude that sells you cool guns and gives a hearty laugh when you buy something from him in a video game
This is like, amazingly accurate :D
*Would you like to protect yourself or deal some damage? H A H A H A*
Me: *buys crossbow*
Joerg: *HE HE HA THANK YOU*
Marcus from Borderlands for sure.
Father gregori gives you his shotgun
MARCUS IN BORDERLANDS HOLY SHIT ITS A CARBON COPY
His laugh is 50% of the fun in these episodes!
I love your full auto crossbow! You are a genius!
After years your still amazing from US Godsluck my friend
In the next episode: Full auto balista with a tractor engine.
That's cool but pvo shafts are dangerous as hell
Hahahaha poor opppnent
I was gonna say don't give him any ideas, but I really need to see this. We KNOW he CAN.
ah ha ha ha ha
Yeah! Operated by the tank giant robot
I'm waiting till they release
_Counter Strike: JoergSprave._
Fr lol
CSJO
oh yes
More like Counter Sprave : Joerg's offensive
Airzooka is op!
Actually, there is a flashgame, voiced by Jörg himself, where he shoots thousands of Zombies by his earlier inventions. Still have it in my phone, still love it...
All I can feel is joy watching this man
Really glad you finally find the way to make your ideas to real and functional devices...You deserve it,! Keep your funny brainstorming job, and go on producing videos, for our great pleasure....
This man and Leonardo Da Vinci would get along perfectly.
Wouldn't surprise me if Jorge was actually Da Vinci reincarnated =)
@@willk6274 "Jörg" or "Joerg", not "Jorge".
Jörg pencil thorwing bow is the living embodiment of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword"
FABULOUS
John Wick: I need one of that.
Reminded me one news office and saying that "Broken pencils are .. pointless!"
pen go YEET
Beyond all of the amazing stuff he makes, this man has the greatest laugh of all time.
Always a pleasure to watch your show.
“Look at how small they are they are the size of my hand”- (Jorge hold up hand literally the size of a football)
Litterally when he said it i read your comment 😂
Looooooool
“I can’t stop going full power in the end.”
Underrated quote right there.
He's top quality entertainment, very clever guy, and I love his great laughter and enthusiasm. That machine crossbow is insane! 340 bolts a minute. Point and spray.
Attache dynamite to each arrow with a primer
Oh what a GLORIOUS DAY, another brilliant invention from mother Europe, the instant Legolas, tears of joy falling down from my face... Thank you sir !! Your inventions are like stories untold !!! Odes written by pencils in the wind !! Hail !!! 🥲🥲🥲
I'll always upvote someone that loves their job!