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  • @kitchengun1175
    @kitchengun1175 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    i need a compilation of brandon saying things with full confidence that are just completely wrong

    • @DaddyBlueJay3207
      @DaddyBlueJay3207 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It’d be like a million hours long

    • @Storse
      @Storse ปีที่แล้ว

      It'd never end because he's never right and always has the most dogshit takes on everything imaginable

    • @realryushiro
      @realryushiro ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So. Anytime he speaks?

    • @rosegakamatsu
      @rosegakamatsu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @3rsaVods
    @3rsaVods ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Brandon either gets unbelievably mad at something no one cares about or gets REALLY loud about a normal opinion

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's why he's our favorite furry ❤️❤️❤️

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The reason the UK drives on the left is because of historical reasons. In the Middle Ages you never knew who you were going to meet when travelling on horseback. Most people are right-handed, so if a stranger passed by on the right of you, your right hand would be free to use your sword if required. The ‘keep to the left’ rule goes back even further in time as archaeologists have discovered evidence suggesting that the Romans drove carts and wagons on the left, and it is known that Roman soldiers always marched on the left. This continued until the late 1700s when large wagons became popular for transporting goods.
    These wagons were drawn by several pairs of horses and had no driver’s seat. Instead, in order to control the horses, the driver sat on the horse at the back left, thus keeping his whip hand free. In the UK, there wasn’t much call for these massive wagons and the smaller British vehicles had seats for the driver to sit on behind the horses. As most people are right-handed, the driver would sit to the right of the seat, so his whip hand was free. Traffic congestion in 18th century London led to a law being passed to make all traffic on London Bridge keep to the left in order to reduce collisions. This rule was incorporated into the Highway Act of 1835 and was adopted throughout the British Empire.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how innocent but glorious Pops is. Pops is my absolute favorite Regular Show character. his unlimited optimism and child-like innocence makes him almost impossible to NOT like. Pops is that one friend who always wants to help but never has the right answer. He chased butterflies, he loved to laugh, he saved the universe, he was our friend. RIP, always in our hearts. Our times together were really a good show, a jolly good show.
    Hula hoop lore: They've been around for thousands of years. The Lakota used as many as thirty hoops can be used for one person performing the Hoop Dance. The dancer uses the hoops as storytelling props, spinning or holding them to transform himself into animals and other elements from the story. For the Lakota, the hoop symbolizes the Circle of Life. In the early 20th century, a modern version of the hoop was made of bamboo. Australian schoolchildren used hula hoops as exercise equipment. Soon the demand became so high it drew the attention of American toy manufacturers to create a plastic one

  • @kouda_ha
    @kouda_ha ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:10 With the fish that looks human, so people believed that these fish might be possessed by dead people so they would avoid catching or eating the human face looking fish. This inadvertantly made them in evolution the more dominant fish type and that's how they're surviving, as they have one less predator than regular fish, aka fishermen/humans.

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:13 the Mater meme is so much funnier because it was so sudden and unexpected as well as being really damn funny

  • @JordanW1101
    @JordanW1101 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Love poke's chaotic energy, makes it a good day

  • @IDontCare231
    @IDontCare231 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anti Mandela catalog fans over here not getting the reference at 6:19

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:20 Kaprosuchus: A crocodile except it jumps.

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:27 thats just any warehouse/fulfillment center

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Noooo, I am the one that consumes the memes!

    • @143Ollie
      @143Ollie ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Makes sense cause of your pfp

    • @RockGob
      @RockGob ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meme vore??

    • @underplanet4911
      @underplanet4911 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I could see that random Latias commenter

    • @lambsauce149
      @lambsauce149 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I snort the memes

    • @purplepeak8575
      @purplepeak8575 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello again

  • @requiem847
    @requiem847 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's OK, Brandon. You can be wrong.

  • @jonathanwhite6576
    @jonathanwhite6576 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Once again, saved me from boredom at work.

  • @aoife-oh9si
    @aoife-oh9si ปีที่แล้ว +5

    pokay upload is my favorite part of the day!

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:30 is that Sonic 3 bonus music

  • @postal_dude_but_trans
    @postal_dude_but_trans ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the cars on the left side is only brittain, in all other european countries we drive on the right side

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious ปีที่แล้ว

    5:26 Bro's just describing the average American working conditions, only he's paying them above minimum wage.

  • @Phoenix-kn8uk
    @Phoenix-kn8uk ปีที่แล้ว

    I am certain that there are a certain amount of people who didn’t know what a kiwi bird was.

  • @luckyinky7849
    @luckyinky7849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:46 bnuuy
    10:04 bnuuy 2

  • @B0r3Dude
    @B0r3Dude ปีที่แล้ว

    9:29 Mort from Madagascar

  • @TheDog-kk4sn
    @TheDog-kk4sn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard.

  • @mirage8
    @mirage8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:15 and 12:38
    Best laugh on this channel ever

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What Stryxo describes is an actual machine some artist made, where you rotate the crank and it pays you US minimum wage in pennies. Which is 1 penny per about 5 seconds of cranking that souljia boyy.

  • @hanakoisbestgirl4752
    @hanakoisbestgirl4752 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't drive. I'm someone who would just sit there if they honk right as the light turns. You wanna be that impatient? We both gonna sit here

  • @CaztheAxolotl
    @CaztheAxolotl ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Ahem* 🤓 In the great depression, the value of money lowered dramatically. If the value went up, that wouldn't be an economic depression..

  • @mrforgetmenot
    @mrforgetmenot ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That mater meme made my day so much better. Thank you.

  • @AnxusMalus
    @AnxusMalus ปีที่แล้ว

    That sci-fi ringtone game me ptsd and I refuse to elaborate

  • @Leo-fu6yn
    @Leo-fu6yn ปีที่แล้ว

    "European cars suck" spoken by an American. Bruhh Brandon is a boombaclart

  • @gabenieto3113
    @gabenieto3113 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can confirm seals are my friends

  • @antorequiem1205
    @antorequiem1205 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:03 how do we tell him

    • @haxel96
      @haxel96 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think he needs to know, he wouldn't understand anyway.

  • @Tomato307
    @Tomato307 ปีที่แล้ว

    First thing i see in my notifications is kiwi eating kiwi

  • @Kessmonster20
    @Kessmonster20 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im suprised to see YupKup in this at 10:31

  • @kumokujaku8802
    @kumokujaku8802 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey poke, I double-decker-dimple-dipper-dopple-dongle-dog dare you to move to the surface of the sun.

  • @MicronOnline
    @MicronOnline ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the moments where they sounds like they wanna murder each other. Top quality

  • @VentA_7
    @VentA_7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m amazed anyone remembers the Eternals

  • @robng9064
    @robng9064 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like that when i hear brandon saying random shit i remember that its brandon

  • @villagernumber7882
    @villagernumber7882 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Guys, is it alright with you all if go ahead cause a multi dimensional rupture in northern Sweden?
    (This will have severe negative effects on the Guatemalan economy.)

  • @rainbowskyelines
    @rainbowskyelines ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wait does poke actually live in alaska

  • @mydogme4501
    @mydogme4501 ปีที่แล้ว

    He got the moves 🕺

  • @alexcartee6302
    @alexcartee6302 ปีที่แล้ว

    Today I learned that brandon looks up cactus rule 34.

  • @josephcarter3584
    @josephcarter3584 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trash bag hitting the griddy.

  • @btlair
    @btlair ปีที่แล้ว

    If poke lives in Alaska that's like, kinda sad.

  • @Nixus378
    @Nixus378 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes pls

  • @grilledcheese4696
    @grilledcheese4696 ปีที่แล้ว

    poke, mandela county is apart of hit monologue horror series, the mandela catalog! it is very silly

  • @IceCreamTheChillet
    @IceCreamTheChillet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yummy meme slop

  • @rosegakamatsu
    @rosegakamatsu ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes

  • @dragonch0ch0ch06
    @dragonch0ch0ch06 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey dont blame the rest of europe with driving on the left side. thats just the brits.

  • @pheonix4383
    @pheonix4383 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahh nnaaawww not austin Texas, that place tooo weird

  • @maplecat6625
    @maplecat6625 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Kiwibalism

  • @longdonpiano
    @longdonpiano ปีที่แล้ว

    eyyy fellow polar bear rider!

  • @moosekababs
    @moosekababs 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i've watched this like 9 times and i just now picked up on "poke lives in alaska" chat is this real?

  • @JAIL_FACE
    @JAIL_FACE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    le pokay

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:39 FINALLY. Someone besides me acknowledges that Conan is the last good talk show host.

  • @TheDude117
    @TheDude117 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfekt danke

  • @jacobmoon3061
    @jacobmoon3061 ปีที่แล้ว

    she hulk was way to meta and shit to be a actual show of content and taste

  • @underplanet4911
    @underplanet4911 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pokay-🥝🥝🥝

  • @Deleriouscop2.
    @Deleriouscop2. ปีที่แล้ว

    Let me point out noone,not even native Texans like Austin

  • @bapple8693
    @bapple8693 ปีที่แล้ว

    okay but moonknight is good

  • @143Ollie
    @143Ollie ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi poke how are you

    • @JAIL_FACE
      @JAIL_FACE ปีที่แล้ว +1

      holy moly dragon slayer

    • @143Ollie
      @143Ollie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JAIL_FACEhi :)

  • @sniperv9118
    @sniperv9118 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man I'm dead 𓀿

  • @Goblin_Hater_37
    @Goblin_Hater_37 ปีที่แล้ว

    My mom is not allowed to vote then

  • @blaziken8892
    @blaziken8892 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lost

    • @143Ollie
      @143Ollie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😋

  • @lolglolblol
    @lolglolblol ปีที่แล้ว

    Always gotta love it when Americans think all of Europe is the same. Just fyi, only the UK drives on the left

  • @noahdacruz5778
    @noahdacruz5778 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ll sue Brandon with story I as my lawyer

  • @SirGoonsquire
    @SirGoonsquire ปีที่แล้ว

    memes that will GAY you

  • @wjgthatsit2357
    @wjgthatsit2357 ปีที่แล้ว

    🧿👄🧿

  • @blyatman9994
    @blyatman9994 ปีที่แล้ว

    I poke thee

  • @martyr2941
    @martyr2941 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boo!

  • @ironpiyepic2666
    @ironpiyepic2666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really making fun of sonic fronteirs by saying one peice is better smh

  • @detectivemo4776
    @detectivemo4776 ปีที่แล้ว

    the new marvel shows does suck , as well as the enternals.

  • @Ginxcs
    @Ginxcs ปีที่แล้ว

    🦏

  • @crispy1179
    @crispy1179 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    :3

  • @Sci_X1
    @Sci_X1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Brandon getting mad at the entirety of Europe for a country that’s not even part of the eu anymore

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still european

    • @Borizz183
      @Borizz183 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UK is still in Europe..... It didn't just float away into a different continent

  • @K1A4A0N1
    @K1A4A0N1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Europeans don't drive on that side, only British (also their colonies) and the Japanese to my knowledge do. Please ease on the ignorance

  • @sailzvoilez6612
    @sailzvoilez6612 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can i say i dont like Brandon most of the time