They Call These Chimps Lion Killers | Joe Rogan and Forrest Galante

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  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

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  • @rl288
    @rl288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17889

    Joe’s wearing squidwards nightgown.

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Long Johns. They keep you nice and warm

    • @jullianalexander1666
      @jullianalexander1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNN U FUCKED EM UP 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mosesbolt1794
      @mosesbolt1794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😭😭😭😭

    • @MaxsonAtTheFort
      @MaxsonAtTheFort 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The man needs his beauty sleep.😂

    • @Rxs-gp3pe
      @Rxs-gp3pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      SVGE lmao😂

  • @spartan8039
    @spartan8039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3523

    90% of the comments: Jaguars are bigger than Leopards
    9% of the comments: Joe’s shirt
    1% of the comments: Chimps doing DMT

    • @Gawdzillest
      @Gawdzillest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Spartan 80 don’t forget joe wearing squidward’s nightgown

    • @abnayr8440
      @abnayr8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      By default your comment is a bit of all

    • @davidgraham2673
      @davidgraham2673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time to throw in a comment on UFO's then.

    • @austinmoser5056
      @austinmoser5056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joes blouse*

    • @michaelc.ytuarte9498
      @michaelc.ytuarte9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes jags are bigger, but Jags come from Central and South America.

  • @mr.i6527
    @mr.i6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3437

    Joe is always at his best when he's talking about chimps 😂

    • @gerritstell6248
      @gerritstell6248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Joe’s uncle was a chimp.

    • @jarule275
      @jarule275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He think HE IS one. Lol

    • @bigincognito2095
      @bigincognito2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I don't blame him its interesting, i would talk all day about them

    • @tsunamijani5284
      @tsunamijani5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That’s cause his knuckles scrape the ground when he walks 😂😂😂

    • @connorwhite3889
      @connorwhite3889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tsunamijani5284 best response I’ve ever seen

  • @ProphetsAmongUs
    @ProphetsAmongUs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    Jaguars are bigger and bulkier than leopards, weighing up to 250 pounds compared with the 175-pound leopard.

    • @joeltheiss4620
      @joeltheiss4620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Ya no joke, quick google search showed me and you both that the “true wildlife biologist” might want to brush up on his fun-facts beforehand next time

    • @kihsuokadwog4250
      @kihsuokadwog4250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And here I'm after typing the same thing and finding out some did it before me 😂

    • @johnsalchak3498
      @johnsalchak3498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And have the strongest bite force of all cats.About double of tigers.

    • @mozi3051
      @mozi3051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@joeltheiss4620 in his defense leopards are mostly in Africa

    • @Pey-Gang
      @Pey-Gang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You are right jaguar are bigger than leopard...

  • @GoldfishCrackers
    @GoldfishCrackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6836

    I think my wife has the same blouse Joe is wearing...

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Yeah can you tell her I'm bout to throw it away if she don't come get it?

    • @GoldfishCrackers
      @GoldfishCrackers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      @@ETAisNOW-wn8wx nah it's cool, just throw it out

    • @fasteddie4145
      @fasteddie4145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      like 'em with plenty of toastestereen huh?

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@GoldfishCrackers haha I just saw your reply cause the guy above me just said spmething and it notified me. I didn't throw it out by the way, I decided to gather more personal items of hers and I'm slowly making a statue/shrine of her essence in my closet.

    • @mnetzer6777
      @mnetzer6777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fucking hilarious!!!

  • @Shilo-fc3xm
    @Shilo-fc3xm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    Joe Rogan - "I want to talk about Bigfoot."
    Forrest Galante - "I don't want to talk about Bigfoot."
    Joe Rogan - "We're going to talk about Bigfoot."

    • @VLAD_P_
      @VLAD_P_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      Jamie - pull up that photo of Bigfoot on mars doing DMT '' .....

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@VLAD_P_ nah man its all fake bro its the fake moon landing again

    • @ChunkyPuffsRaichu
      @ChunkyPuffsRaichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Joe “DMT” Rogan back at it again with the bigfoot shit 💯

    • @billihawk368
      @billihawk368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sometimes Joe wants more to be hear than to hear his guest

    • @johnyguitar258
      @johnyguitar258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nathan Ames flat earth bro flat fucking earth

  • @OneMeanArtist
    @OneMeanArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    Joe "my shirt looks like 19th century underwear" Rogan

    • @michaelwatson248
      @michaelwatson248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      OneMeanArtist nice pair of long johns you have on!

    • @Tezwah
      @Tezwah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit lol

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You must not live in a place that gets super cold, huh?

    • @jullianalexander1666
      @jullianalexander1666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nigga dats squidwards night gown

    • @briand563
      @briand563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @ag7279
    @ag7279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I remember my father telling me about a large cat that was killed in his home town in Guadalajara Mexico. A guy from town went to the El Cerro, that's what they call it, to hunt for deer. He located himself up on a tree because it was common to see Lions in el cerro. My father tells me that the young hunter all of a sudden sees a large looking cat walking down to a stream and took a drink. The young hunter quietly positioned himself and took a shot at the large looking cat, he said the cat made a very loud and scary sound, a sound he had never heard before. The hunter got so scared when he saw the cat jump up in the air so high making loud sounds. Not sure if the cat ran or died at the spot but eventually it did die and that's when the hunter got to see it up close and see what it was. He brought down to town to show it to a few friends ( that's how family members got to see it) and everyone was so amazed of that beautiful looking cat that nobody had seen before. I believe this happened in the early to mid 90's. Scientists from the US and other places went to examine what was killed and that's when they found out it was a jaguar. Not sure if it was registered but they where told it was the first jaguar seen in Mexico.

    • @isfbuster6733
      @isfbuster6733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      And somebody had to shoot it...
      Taking nothing away from your story but seems kinda sad

    • @enyaliuslll3954
      @enyaliuslll3954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      First and last 😅🤣😂

    • @Neurotv4941
      @Neurotv4941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The first jaguar in Mexico just for it to end up dead haha what a sad story always gotta shoot every fucking thing huh?

    • @reefsroost696
      @reefsroost696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      April 10, 2022 South Texas has Jaguars.

    • @Beeontree
      @Beeontree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jaguars are known to live in Mexico…

  • @jorisbohnson4051
    @jorisbohnson4051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4808

    I'm no expert but this expert doesn't seem to be an expert.

    • @tengil4595
      @tengil4595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      30 sec in and they’ve already got the size of leopards wrong

    • @bigsid54
      @bigsid54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      The "expert" is just a guy from another town, and he's a momma's boy to boot...

    • @pietskiet8763
      @pietskiet8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@bigsid54 jip , any average Joe here in Africa could tell u that , he is no more expert than me ! ! !

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      He's NOT an expert if he thinks leopards are bigger than jaguars.

    • @ScamNewton77
      @ScamNewton77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He has nothing expert to add, seems like Joe knows just as much.

  • @bro4421
    @bro4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    2:35 who else thought it was their internet lagging

  • @trouter2000
    @trouter2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4021

    Jaguars are considerably larger than leopards

    • @kaliberoh955
      @kaliberoh955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Exactly I had to go backwards I mean the guy should know this right?

    • @daviddavies2742
      @daviddavies2742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It not even close.

    • @WiserRgE
      @WiserRgE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      I feel like Joe does this a lot, and assumes animals strength and size. Still entertaining though.

    • @darthkage2163
      @darthkage2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Yeah ain't jags the third biggest large cats

    • @tadeo894
      @tadeo894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Jaguars are 3rd biggest in the world

  • @theangryconstitutionalist583
    @theangryconstitutionalist583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I'm not a crypto guy, I'm a TRUE wildlife biologist."
    30 seconds earlier- "A leopard is bigger than a jaguar "
    😆- I love Forrest anyway.

    • @argyledart85
      @argyledart85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hes technically right, jaguars are bulkier but leopards are longer

  • @fiststicks851
    @fiststicks851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3473

    Jaguars are actually bigger than leopards but whatever.

    • @jacksonwebb6389
      @jacksonwebb6389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      This really bothered me 😂

    • @paulboucher9663
      @paulboucher9663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@jacksonwebb6389 same!

    • @bourgeoisiez764
      @bourgeoisiez764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Hahaha it really bothered me to.. he’s a true wild life Biologist he reckons 🙄

    • @account4345
      @account4345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Luke Robertson Doesn’t mean he knows the size ratios of every animal
      Science is about specialising in an area. He can very easily be a wildlife biologist and never know that cat A is bigger than cat B. It’s irrelevant, unnecessary knowledge for him.

    • @account4345
      @account4345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Damian Vigorito Too busy working I imagine

  • @pewymcpewerson1395
    @pewymcpewerson1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    Joe "the DMT elves gave me this shirt" Rogan.

    • @looch1ner500
      @looch1ner500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      booooo your corny DMT joke

    • @roryboyes2307
      @roryboyes2307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is this not getting a bit old now. Cheap shots dont count

    • @AriasUSAF
      @AriasUSAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found the comment funny. Because after doing DMT you tend to stop wearing "cool" clothes and dressing like society.

  • @rgrtnyjjc
    @rgrtnyjjc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    4:32
    “And he’s erect”
    “Yeah he’s erect and he’s ya know...”
    “Is he...?”

  • @creative8569
    @creative8569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    Joe “I’m going to wear my wife’s Lavender blouse today” Rogan.

    • @samtrinidad217
      @samtrinidad217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Creative lmao

    • @kennyg5242
      @kennyg5242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Joe Rogan - AKA - "The Rougester" can pull off any attire. He's Joe "THE BOSS MAN" Rogan!!!!!!!!!! LOL

    • @skibootdier9488
      @skibootdier9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He could.. Who's gonna call him on it? He'll choke you out.

    • @NichtNameee
      @NichtNameee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For some reason it calms me down. Maybe It's the colour of the DMT entities.

    • @gaildorries4064
      @gaildorries4064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      In touch with his feminine side.. Pastels make him blush

  • @komreed
    @komreed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Jaguars on average are significantly larger than leopards

    • @derobertonpoint
      @derobertonpoint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes they are. Jaguars are bulkier & weight more

    • @komreed
      @komreed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m Certain

    • @hoguejp
      @hoguejp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought so too

    • @hekikoka5792
      @hekikoka5792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      excluding freak exceptions leopards are smaller animals period than Jaguars who are bigger and heavier with a tremendous bite force. They don't bite at the base of the neck like leopards and all other big cats do, they actually bite and crush the skull of their prey.

    • @johnndominguez3290
      @johnndominguez3290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look up whos bigger.google says jaguars are bulkier and more muscular than leopards.only look smallet because their tail isnt as long as leopards.

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    “I’m a true wildlife biologist” from the man that says Leopards are bigger than Jaguars 😂😂😂

    • @nicksmith3746
      @nicksmith3746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No idea right!? 🙄

    • @dinodatrindade2104
      @dinodatrindade2104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great spot 😂

    • @scottlebrun6782
      @scottlebrun6782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I caught that too.... guy doesn't know what he's talking about.

    • @raulchafloque3195
      @raulchafloque3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hahahaha i love how he didn’t even stop to think about it for a second...smfh

    • @raulchafloque3195
      @raulchafloque3195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m a true animal planet and nat geo watcher and I’m sure jaguars are bigger than leopards. Fucking dumbasses lol

  • @hernanmarin3904
    @hernanmarin3904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys....Correction, Jaguars are bigger! they tend to be up to 250 lbs, while the Leopard tend to be upto 175 lbs.

  • @avi8204
    @avi8204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I was triggered when the expert said leopards are bigger than Jaguars

  • @michaelsteele7578
    @michaelsteele7578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I seen Bigfoot, he was at Starbucks with Rogan, I think they were talking about DMT.

  • @dblankenship88
    @dblankenship88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    Joe “Do Jaguars do DMT” Rogan.

    • @BuritoYYTrickzooms
      @BuritoYYTrickzooms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alnoor Gilani what the hell are you saying dude

    • @josephanthonyharrisiii6091
      @josephanthonyharrisiii6091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If you eat a jaguar brain you become Joe in another Joemention.

    • @jodydolphin79
      @jodydolphin79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They eat shrooms and hunt for real

    • @kylehaines4555
      @kylehaines4555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahahahaha

    • @danielsherrer8223
      @danielsherrer8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They do actually.... as far as I've read, Jaguars seek out the ayahuasca vine.

  • @jameshansonful
    @jameshansonful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Jaguars were found all-over southern north America as for as the rocky mountains and they lived here well past the pleistocene. There are thousands of actual photographs of settlers shooting and hunting them for There pelts and to protect There livestock.

  • @alecnolastname4362
    @alecnolastname4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    "Whats going on in the amazon thats driving the animals into the desert?"
    DEFORESTATION

    • @dackjaniels4205
      @dackjaniels4205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😭😭😭

    • @fredjasper7378
      @fredjasper7378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They gettin the fudge out a there

    • @_lime.
      @_lime. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The aren't going to the desert, the desert is coming to them.

    • @phx-b
      @phx-b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lime that was a cool play on words

    • @raccoonkid9517
      @raccoonkid9517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      There is no amazon in Mexico, And Mexico does not suffer major deforestation in comparison to other latin countries

  • @josephmartinez6515
    @josephmartinez6515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Joe "I'll just wear this shirt" Rogan

    • @MacncheeseChris
      @MacncheeseChris 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha

    • @Cameraboy12144
      @Cameraboy12144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joseph Martinez now this shit was funny 😂

    • @titojackson278
      @titojackson278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao. Nice

    • @k4milek82
      @k4milek82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain, what's about his shirt?

    • @emgee65
      @emgee65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kamil M
      Anyone finds anything funny these days.
      This lack of intellect concerns me greatly.
      .

  • @ianroberts4981
    @ianroberts4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Forrest seems like he’s listening to his stoned teenage nephew.

  • @ThePettiestOfficer_Juan117
    @ThePettiestOfficer_Juan117 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For a wildlife biologist, Forrest gets his facts wrong more frequent than you’d think.

  • @JForJack
    @JForJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    Jaguars pound for pound are the strongest, fastest, most powerful cats on earth. They can take down anything from deer to crocodiles. They have the same pulling strength as leopards, aquatic qualities of the tiger. Nothing tops them.
    Decent cars too

    • @saxonelyaman9212
      @saxonelyaman9212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      J For Jack nah tigers

    • @ploppyploppy6554
      @ploppyploppy6554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm Scottish and we only have tiny wild cats .

    • @jnixa1010
      @jnixa1010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      J For Jack Siberian Tigers are the apex big cat.

    • @JForJack
      @JForJack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      jnixa1010 watch Big Cat Tier List by TierZoo to see why they aren’t :)

    • @CHAZZ08
      @CHAZZ08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Caimans not crocs bro

  • @mrmidnight32
    @mrmidnight32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Joe needs to burn that shirt, and buy another one just like it and burn that one too.

    • @leeetchells609
      @leeetchells609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shut up and embrace your feminine side !!

    • @Lobo0011
      @Lobo0011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Shit he’s rocking it

    • @booferzz
      @booferzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      CK_32 man pulls it off, because he ain’t insecure 💀

    • @jamesdemile4181
      @jamesdemile4181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CK_32 wow you’re so funny. That’s a great joke you stole to only get 89 likes. Such a fail

    • @mrmidnight32
      @mrmidnight32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      James DeMile 1) stole what?
      2) who gives a flying fuck about likes? You really that insecure?
      3) who cares? Does this really bother you this much? Go watch TH-cam and be happy instead of mad about someone’s random ass comment on TH-cam lol

  • @Bk1geny
    @Bk1geny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Comment section:
    80% about Joe’s Lavender shirt
    20% about the Chimps

    • @sebione3576
      @sebione3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm glad he wore that shirt or else the comments would be 100% about chimps, like usual.

    • @MotorCityMob
      @MotorCityMob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soon as I saw your comment, All I could focus on was his shirt 😂

    • @jacobzwicker9235
      @jacobzwicker9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually 1% summarizing comments

    • @josay3394
      @josay3394 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot the percentage that are whining about him being wrong while being an expert on animals

    • @lonewolf2150
      @lonewolf2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like 20% comments are jaguar is bigger than leopard

  • @surfrby8876
    @surfrby8876 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For a wildlife biologist , Forest Galantd doesn’t seem to know much , Joe is always teaching him

    • @obscure999_
      @obscure999_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dont think he is a biologist lol. He's just an adventurer.

  • @gerwulfthered154
    @gerwulfthered154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    A wildlife biologist who thinks a Leopard is bigger than a Jaguar!

    • @thedynastycontinues945
      @thedynastycontinues945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The jaguar Joe is referring to was also poached 9 months ago

    • @ayo30s
      @ayo30s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao, 👍🏾👊🏾✌🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

    • @ayo30s
      @ayo30s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dynasty Continues Really??? 👎🏿👎🏾👎🏿👎🏾🇳🇬🇺🇸

    • @thedynastycontinues945
      @thedynastycontinues945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ayo30s Really

    • @liamwhite5529
      @liamwhite5529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also they live in the Sonoran desert, theres just no more on the american side except for this one after hunting them.

  • @gitsurfer27
    @gitsurfer27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    - Jaguars are bigger
    - Girly shirt
    - Not an expert

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @Kevin Kirby You don't know what a pussy looks like IRL

    • @nathaningle7475
      @nathaningle7475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      gitsurfer27 listen to the podcast, his stories were fascinating. So what he didn’t get one throw away fact right

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nathaningle7475 I was just parroting the comment section, not saying those things mysef

    • @ivyking4149
      @ivyking4149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No they're not
      Nice shirt
      Check credentials

    • @ballkans
      @ballkans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gitsurfer27 Haha, yeah, you tell him.
      Many are just plain dumb.

  • @sunaxes
    @sunaxes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    JR got me interested in the world again at a time where I had lost track of what’s fun in the world

  • @gavinblower1475
    @gavinblower1475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Are we just going to ignore the fake buffering halfway through? I don’t appreciate that.

    • @williamlacosse4197
      @williamlacosse4197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Gavin Blower thought it was my connection. thanks for clearing that up.

    • @baconbits6538
      @baconbits6538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a crappy up and download so I thought it was me.

    • @djfreshprince8603
      @djfreshprince8603 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah bullshit, what were they trying to cut out

  • @extrasmalldoll654
    @extrasmalldoll654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    Why is Joe wearing his wife's shirts lately?

    • @BBMJ-ub2lr
      @BBMJ-ub2lr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Extra Small Doll that’s a nice blouse

    • @Tesla_ofthe_Skies
      @Tesla_ofthe_Skies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That was great dude, I'm dead right now haha

    • @ABH313
      @ABH313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seriously have been thinking the same thing...glad someone else pointed it out... thought I was the only one

    • @logic3686
      @logic3686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@omargutierrez8840 Still laughing LOL.

    • @iasiahalofivae375
      @iasiahalofivae375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When your rich you just don't give a fuck

  • @pacthug4life
    @pacthug4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Comment section:
    - 55% Jaguar is bigger than leopard
    - 40% "Jokes" about Joe's longsleeve
    - 5% Joe "chimp or DMT" Rogan jokes
    You guys are really creative

    • @tiraricoable
      @tiraricoable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This coments are 110% creative

    • @backabeyond
      @backabeyond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And they all think they’re being creative, despite the fact that they scrolled past 20 other similar comments before deciding to post their own.

    • @fredyscanlan
      @fredyscanlan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You forgot - 1% comment section:

    • @jeremiahvallot1713
      @jeremiahvallot1713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Given the fact that that doesn't even add up to 100 percent

    • @pacthug4life
      @pacthug4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jeremiahvallot1713 Damn, thanks for pointing that out. I was writing from my phone, I had to hit 5 instead of 4.

  • @tylergift
    @tylergift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:32 "Is he?" Lmao

  • @benjafranklin5996
    @benjafranklin5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Jaguars are bigger than lepards smh. They say it so confidently

    • @Tufarock
      @Tufarock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Folks tend to believe confident idiots for some reason

    • @darkellthepiercer
      @darkellthepiercer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @kenweller2032
      @kenweller2032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're right.

    • @MrTiton536
      @MrTiton536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah man you fake clown you tubers comment pros have never miss phrased a comment and said it backwards. I guarantee he knows the difference much better then you silly clowns. My god the uneducated TH-cam troll has the biggest ego in the world, within. The tiny box of TH-cam anyway. Fucking clowns

    • @benjafranklin5996
      @benjafranklin5996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MrTiton536 What are you talking about? It was very clear. They said leopards are bigger than jaguars. Which is very wrong

  • @porkka9852
    @porkka9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Joe “I literally found this shirt at a gay bar” Rogan

    • @Pagatang
      @Pagatang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How do you know what sort of shirt you would find at a gay bar? Have you kept many?
      Lots of people will accept you when you relax and accept yourself.

    • @carlosvazquez2984
      @carlosvazquez2984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That gay-shaming shit ain't funny anymore. Stop being a pussy

    • @chetarmlin1196
      @chetarmlin1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only ones who frequent said establishments notice.

    • @porkka9852
      @porkka9852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soy boy

    • @polarbearswag7342
      @polarbearswag7342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carlos Vazquez that’s not true. Look how many likes the op got. I, for one, thought the “literally found at gay bar” joke was hilarious 😆

  • @mikea9929
    @mikea9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Fake scientist guy: “ I only study animals we have a strong grasp on”
    Joe: you heard of the bondo ape

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mike A:

    • @3DVizzion
      @3DVizzion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @Jayce_Alexander
      @Jayce_Alexander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      ​@Blake Tilton Nonsense. I have a PhD in history, but that doesn't mean I'm familiar with the basics of the entirety of human history. Every scientist or academic has their specialisms, and every scientist or academic also has blind spots in areas, within their academic discipline.

    • @Daniel-bb9qj
      @Daniel-bb9qj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rishi Rajan He said leopards were bigger than jaguars

    • @cadman0752
      @cadman0752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Forrest Galante discovers freaking extinct animals. He is a very intelligent scientist.

  • @bryaningalls6618
    @bryaningalls6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There goes Joe teaching the experts again 😂😂🤣

  • @jf8465
    @jf8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    I like how confidently he said leopards were bigger than jaguars

    • @garrettneumann5460
      @garrettneumann5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Jags are wayy bigger

    • @glenmahony9595
      @glenmahony9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s all it takes lol when in fact they couldn’t be more wrong

    • @bluelotusnefertoum2144
      @bluelotusnefertoum2144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garrettneumann5460 Right, I think DMT then fry their brain CTFU

    • @lakersyupyupable
      @lakersyupyupable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leopards compete for food with lions bruh. They are bigger than jags

    • @bluelotusnefertoum2144
      @bluelotusnefertoum2144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lakersyupyupable Google your nonsense LMMFAO

  • @ozzeey9069
    @ozzeey9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    bruh seeing everyone freak out about that jaguar comment is great

  • @danielingram3142
    @danielingram3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    I love that beard guy makes a huge point of saying he’s not interested in shit like Bigfoot and Loch Ness monster immediately followed by Joe talking about those things for like 5 minutes and blowing his own mind.

    • @hjon5988
      @hjon5988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's just not his profession

    • @chaoswarrior
      @chaoswarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      His mind is not being blown. He is just being a polite guest. It’s like when a child tells you something very mundane, but you as an adult act fascinated. Rogan is that child.

    • @joshuadowdle9691
      @joshuadowdle9691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@chaoswarrior He meant Joe Rogan was blowing Joe Rogan's mind. His own mind.

    • @markcunningham5655
      @markcunningham5655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And these are the exact kind of people who need to sit down and leave science alone.

    • @markcunningham5655
      @markcunningham5655 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The truth is in front of him out there but he don't want to explore the truth.
      This guy is the problem to science.

  • @madhab7451
    @madhab7451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew all I had to about how knowledgeable Forrest Galante is after he said Leopards are larger than Jaguars.

  • @jp092175
    @jp092175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    It probably escaped from a drug lord in Tijuana lol

    • @kevinbohay1344
      @kevinbohay1344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bahahahaha!

    • @mitchellw7118
      @mitchellw7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Randomly sitting in my living room in a little countryside village in Britain in the cold laughing away at that comment. Thank you sir.

    • @David-um4dy
      @David-um4dy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mitchellw7118 that's cool, my goal is to visit your country next summer.

    • @Overton_Windows
      @Overton_Windows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      David it’s probably the least exotic place in the world. But if you want to see the source of everything wrong with America, Britain is a good place to see where it all started...

    • @47thRONIN
      @47thRONIN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Far cry memories

  • @DannyMorrs
    @DannyMorrs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    2:34 how you gonna leave rendering in the video lol

    • @dandupont8395
      @dandupont8395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DannyMorrs lmao

    • @dankman239
      @dankman239 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rt lol

    • @LordDirus007
      @LordDirus007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Thought my internet was slowing down lol

    • @travisfrost1597
      @travisfrost1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      its a glitch in the matrix

    • @sthoughtsarchive2791
      @sthoughtsarchive2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yow nigga be looking cute on the pf pic. Dope👌

  • @mcwendel8066
    @mcwendel8066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    He’s a wildlife biologist and doesn’t know jaguars are bigger than leopards? 🤦🏼‍♂️🤔

    • @FindTheFun
      @FindTheFun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Not only that, but he's a wildlife biologist and he doesn't wanna "offend the crypto guys"...

    • @crywhit4619
      @crywhit4619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      It's like asking a ob/gyn to do neuro/brain surgery. They are both doctors but they do very different things. That or he just had a brain fart. He is human, he is allowed to err.

    • @ilovetheatf
      @ilovetheatf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He's clearly a decent dude that didn't want to annoy the incels that believe in cryptic myths.

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Chris McLaughlin exactly I call bullshit, probably just a self proclaimed biologist

    • @iasiahalofivae375
      @iasiahalofivae375 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris McLaughlin your point

  • @42LGK
    @42LGK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    normal people: jaguar, leopard
    freaking americans: jAgWirE, LEPPERT

  • @jhayabusa9344
    @jhayabusa9344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Less rain forest = roaming animals.

  • @CP-WORKS
    @CP-WORKS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    He lost all credibility when he said leopards are bigger than jaguars.

    • @blahkusa5863
      @blahkusa5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Thanks🙏🏻

    • @Manos4everproductions
      @Manos4everproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Indeed, jaguars are bigger and much scarier than leapards

    • @ronniejones9565
      @ronniejones9565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Manos4everproductions yeah leopards are almost the same cat as mountain lions

    • @YonkoBlackbeard
      @YonkoBlackbeard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Feel better about your shitty life were no one gives a fuck about you

    • @lilharrierstrike1496
      @lilharrierstrike1496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@YonkoBlackbeard says the dude that likes his own comment lool

  • @12ManFan
    @12ManFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “What’s bigger a Jaguar or Leopard?”
    “A Leopard”
    “Yeah and that’s even bigger”

    • @trappz_io2620
      @trappz_io2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dumbasses 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @surfshootsweat8933
      @surfshootsweat8933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol I smirked at that exchange as well

    • @vestigedigital4151
      @vestigedigital4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@surfshootsweat8933 always seemed like intelligent discussions with Joe until I saw this episode

    • @eeke7438
      @eeke7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vestigedigital4151 He is right. Google North American Jaguar. That's the subject of discussion here. May be you should do more research before you accuse an expert.

    • @davidgravyguerrero9024
      @davidgravyguerrero9024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eeke7438 yeah even that subset of jaguar is nearly double an African Leopard. May be you should do more research before you accuse an expert.

  • @suziecreamcheese211
    @suziecreamcheese211 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The “cat” filmed in AZ could have been someone’s exotic pet that they abandoned when it got too big.

  • @masonhamlin8239
    @masonhamlin8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I love listening to two people talk about stuff that neither one has any real info about.🤣

    • @josephsherman5288
      @josephsherman5288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's how people learn.

    • @nofx1420
      @nofx1420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha exactly what I was thinking 👍

    • @masonhamlin8239
      @masonhamlin8239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Joseph Sherman when two people have no idea what they’re talking about, no one learns anything.

    • @josephsherman5288
      @josephsherman5288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@masonhamlin8239 That is incorrect.

    • @lafinlab7638
      @lafinlab7638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dale Robinson i think ur incorrect brother

  • @TonyN-ib1wy
    @TonyN-ib1wy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    A wildlife biologist that doesnt know a jaguar is larger than leopard....must be an online college program

    • @captaingreenhat
      @captaingreenhat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That and he thinks these are strictly jungle animals. Even Joe said they were their in the past. Texas, New Mexico, and Arizona historically had jaguars and whatnot until they were driving out from pressure by humans and the environment.

    • @coleeason6007
      @coleeason6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And they were in the south east part of the country in really large numbers

    • @ohioartifactdude5658
      @ohioartifactdude5658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@captaingreenhat The last know one killed by a hunter in Arizona was in 1963. They also were plentiful in S. Calif. and Colorado.

    • @winstonzendejas
      @winstonzendejas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tony N Dude I thought the thing... incredible.

    • @freshsta3000
      @freshsta3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Wouldn't it be quite impossible to remember every fact about every single animal? His field is animals that are thought to be extinct after what I've understood and this would mean he doesn't have to be an expert on jaguars. Pretty stupid critique honestly

  • @you3ee
    @you3ee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Jaguar is the 3rd largest cat....Tigers are the largest, Lion is the second and Jaguars are the 3rd

    • @amarillorica
      @amarillorica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea everyone has google

    • @hrntt2184
      @hrntt2184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ker Plunk apparently joe doesn’t if he thinks leopards are bigger lol

    • @Mamsaturatdevoi
      @Mamsaturatdevoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hrntt2184 Yeah, we can all ignore the previous comment. Just another @sshole that expects TH-cam comments to contain information which cannot be found on the internet.

    • @hereb4theend
      @hereb4theend 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Siberian tigers are bigger than regular tigers 😂. Also the largest land carnivore is the polar bear 😨

  • @2ndjim
    @2ndjim ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A wildlife zoologist who thinks a leopard is bigger than a jaguar, the 3rd biggest cat.

  • @sw-fd4ty
    @sw-fd4ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I'm fairly sure a jaguar is bigger than a leopard

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prove it.

    • @Christian.9198
      @Christian.9198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 100% sure my right foot is slightly bigger than my left.

    • @LVSinger
      @LVSinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tigers...Lions...Jaguars...Leopards...Pumas...Lynx...et al., feline order of large cats by size, weight. ,etc. [sources] Zoologists, Wildlife biologists, Univ. Biology Depts., Zoological Park curators/staff, Britannica, et al.

    • @alrivers2297
      @alrivers2297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LVSingercorrect except I believe mountain lions are heavier than leopards on average.

    • @thedynastycontinues945
      @thedynastycontinues945 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That jaguar Joe was talking about is also dead now

  • @taffm2946
    @taffm2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Went to junior school with Forrest, really cool, really weird guy. I remember he caught a lizard and let it bite his ear and he walked around with a lizard earring! Not at all surprised how he turned out! Haha!

    • @steveg7724
      @steveg7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dude you never did that. I thought everyone did, but I'm from the 60's.

    • @PiLLO360
      @PiLLO360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Slayer 97 what?

    • @steveg7724
      @steveg7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@PiLLO360 you never used a lizard as an ear ring? Thought every kid did that at least once in their life.

    • @PiLLO360
      @PiLLO360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Slayer 97 oh never mind. I misread your comment but yes lizards are cool:)

    • @steveg7724
      @steveg7724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@PiLLO360 that's cool, should have put a question mark at the end. Went back and read my comment and it does sound a little of beat. 🤪

  • @cooperwebb7389
    @cooperwebb7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This guy got his biology knowledge from 'Zootopia'.

  • @Notthatbrandon
    @Notthatbrandon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe "What's bigger a jaguar or a leadpord? A leadpord, yeah a leadpord. And that's even bigger" Rogan

  • @thekrampus5663
    @thekrampus5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Man all these comments are either roasting Joe for his shirt or roasting Forrest for confusing Jaguars for Leopards.

    • @30035XD
      @30035XD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is also the random guy pointing out the obvious.

    • @GholaTleilaxu
      @GholaTleilaxu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should be roasting him for spreading so much misinformation.

  • @chrisv3420
    @chrisv3420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Jaguars are bigger than leopards, Joe. Jaguars are the third biggest cat. Tigers are the biggest, then Lions, then Jaguars.

    • @masterace1071
      @masterace1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@robilav ligers do not count because they are made by humans from animals in captivity , it is not a natural thing that you will see in the wild.

    • @RamRam-ex8jb
      @RamRam-ex8jb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Master Ace i dont think so, pal.

    • @rang123yea5
      @rang123yea5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also "Ligers" need to be sired by a lion to be huge if the father is a tiger they come out smaller than both.

    • @masterace1071
      @masterace1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@RamRam-ex8jb what do you mean '' i don't think so '' it doesn't matter what you think , tigers and lions do not reproduce in the wild lol that's just a fact

    • @josephcarlosruiz8934
      @josephcarlosruiz8934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@masterace1071 Ligers do count!! Their without a doubt the biggest and most fatal big cats out there.. A 1000lb Liger could literally eat a 1 ton Samsquanch..GOSH!!!

  • @TBullhouse
    @TBullhouse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    He should just call his podcast the Chimp Experience at this point.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or the Elon "DMT" Musk Experience

    • @misstrKevin
      @misstrKevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The “AI is really weird man” experience

  • @evilbee94
    @evilbee94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Juaguars are bigger than Leopards. . Marginal difference in mass but huge difference in muscle density

  • @RZ-qj3z
    @RZ-qj3z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:37 bro had me fooled for a second there 😂

  • @Velotooslow
    @Velotooslow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Reasons why tropical animals end up in Arizona, narcos.

    • @ronniejones9565
      @ronniejones9565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've read from several sources that they are indigenous to the southwest

    • @Backoutification
      @Backoutification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Never ever thought about that. And tbh. Makes so much more sense then most theories

    • @03hobie
      @03hobie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why no outrage for these illegal animal crossings at the border?!? No jaguar is taking my job.

    • @sRicFlair
      @sRicFlair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@03hobie lol

    • @Velotooslow
      @Velotooslow 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reasons I say narcos is because last year, a tiger cup was found in a bag that was being crossed with narcotics in the rio grande

  • @benschroeder5236
    @benschroeder5236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Joe please wear feminine shirts in future videos. These comments are cracking me up!

  • @chasejordan9295
    @chasejordan9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn, everyone became a specialist after a quick google lmao, he mixed up two big cats that are extremely similar, cry about it.

    • @tanner8934
      @tanner8934 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly these guys are practically crying over a simple mistake because the cats are really similar, it’s actually kinda annoying.

    • @chasejordan9295
      @chasejordan9295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tanner8934 No doubt lol

  • @inaaronshead7331
    @inaaronshead7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The jaguar can weigh up to 100 kilos, though the ones found in Mexico rarely weigh more than 60 kilos.
    Female Leopards typically 21 to 60 kilograms and males usually weigh around 36 to 75 kg.
    Sorry Forest, you are wrong on this.

    • @josegarza55
      @josegarza55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah jaguars are bigger

    • @ElDuderinoh
      @ElDuderinoh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why the hell do we have both kilograms and pounds for

    • @bret8024
      @bret8024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably because kilo's is a cool way to measure blow

    • @inaaronshead7331
      @inaaronshead7331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ElDuderinoh because kilograms are the mass of one litre of water, it's symmetry also partners better with Grams, Tons, etc.
      Pounds is used for not just Mass, but also force, so both have their uses in different criterias from one another.

  • @artiedrums
    @artiedrums 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This guy is a scientist and doesn't even know that jaguar are native to northern Mexico, and the southwestern part of the United states, but were but were eliminated in the US due to over-hunting.

  • @defoejr7597
    @defoejr7597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Joe “that might not be true though” Rogan

  • @CFRoach
    @CFRoach 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bigfoot doesn't believe there's a Joe Rogan; He's been searching for years and never found a hair sample : (

  • @derekstein1444
    @derekstein1444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Who is this guest? Because his credentials of a wildlife biologist are already questioned by his lack of knowledge on leopards being smaller than Jaguars.

    • @alexandercook7055
      @alexandercook7055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I was just scrolling to make sure someone mentioned this problem. I’m a big cat enthusiast who’s never done more than look at pics and Wikipedia and I stopped the show immediately to make sure I was correct

    • @thegeneral6610
      @thegeneral6610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what do you expect in a Toenardo Rogaine podcast???

    • @funart6210
      @funart6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Search: Kanye West and Joe Rogan Interview

    • @sciencenate
      @sciencenate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was so sure about it too, lol

    • @pacificwonderland6863
      @pacificwonderland6863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The best explanation is, those animals aren't his area of study. There are so many different animals in the world, when it comes to wildlife unless the person studies internationally, his knowledge is probably best with local wildlife.

  • @MidwestPicker
    @MidwestPicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "The bone of the skull" aka skull

    • @nicholasmaniccia1005
      @nicholasmaniccia1005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw this before I got to that part thinking Joe was being an idiot, but in context you can tell he just doesn't know the vocabulary for a certain part of the skull. And I don't either so it's kinda hard to make fun of someone for being just as dumb as you.

    • @LordHypnos4
      @LordHypnos4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's like 26 bones in the skull

    • @keatenchancellor1335
      @keatenchancellor1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sagital crest

    • @shammycat3538
      @shammycat3538 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So your ex is either highly intelligent, or the female Jeffrey Dahmer. Probably good she's your ex, just to be safe.

  • @joecoonan3931
    @joecoonan3931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    00:09 Joe completely missed Forrest's point entirely regarding them actually crossing the desert...( at all, being tropical creatures)...
    His point was extremely valid too, so I thought to draw further attention to it.

  • @drucifer83314
    @drucifer83314 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Holy fuck, a jaguar is a much bigger, denser cat than a leopard. What? 😂

  • @marcusjohnson8912
    @marcusjohnson8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    True wildlife biologist not to be confused with a knowledgeable wildlife biologist.

  • @marcogutierrez6266
    @marcogutierrez6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I was today years old when I found out joe rogan and Dana white were completely different human beings, I used to think this was Dana white😂🤦‍♀️

    • @tahamalik5073
      @tahamalik5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bro we've all been there

    • @yayoooo5.698
      @yayoooo5.698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmfao I used to think the same thing

    • @ballisticdan9135
      @ballisticdan9135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I live in the UK. I've only recently realised that dog the bounty hunter is a reality show and not a drama starring hulk hogan....

    • @thatdudee5344
      @thatdudee5344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bruh....

    • @nikmarie1829
      @nikmarie1829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ballisticdan9135 this is the funniest shit i’ve read in a while

  • @nathanfry657
    @nathanfry657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    That jaguar probably escaped from Mike Tyson's house

  • @michaelawill
    @michaelawill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Half of the things they declare as fact are wrong, which is about on par with a straight 50/50 guess. "Which is bigger, a Jaguar or a Leopard. Oh, a Loepard. For sure." - lol

  • @joekim3307
    @joekim3307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Joe “I only let people with lead poisoning on the podcast” Rogan

    • @diegodlv1001
      @diegodlv1001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy Shit this one got me

    • @lucifer2b666
      @lucifer2b666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diegodlv1001 😂

    • @23gobears
      @23gobears 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, but you're watching and commenting so Joe still wins. SMH. Haters always hate.

    • @joekim3307
      @joekim3307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      23gobears I was kind of just joking , if you’ve heard of laughter before , but at least I got you to say some generic shit like a basic .

  • @Aaron_Wells
    @Aaron_Wells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    "I'm a true Wildlife Biologist," who for some reason thinks that leopards are bigger than Jaguars.
    Priceless

    • @mateosmind751
      @mateosmind751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True ,Jaguars are heavier. A Leopard is longer from a distance? I doubt you spend much time on big cats in college Biology. I only had one semester of Biology and one of Micro biology, but we didn't talk about Jaguars and Tigers. I wouldn't necessarily expect a botanist to know which marijuana strain has the most THC, just not going to come up in their normal discussion. I've had to explain celiac to 2 different doctors. They don't spend much time on that in med school. They only have a general idea of what it is, but not how it works.

    • @Aaron_Wells
      @Aaron_Wells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mateosmind751
      Still, he boasted of his credentials, and acted quite sure about the leopard being larger. Don't make a strong Claim about matters outside your expertise.

    • @mateosmind751
      @mateosmind751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Aaron_Wells Not completely out of my expertise, or did you mean him? Dude, if everything dumb thing you or I said was put together in a compilation, we would look retarded. That's everyone. I say not completely out of my realm because my buddy married a chick who's family had exotic cats. I fed a Liger! I also had a Puma let me touch it. I was fucking terrified, but it was so cool.

    • @mateosmind751
      @mateosmind751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aaron_Wells How many people make Biblical claims, but can only read English? They have no idea whatsoever what the original scriptures said. People also claim the Earth is flat, Atheists are dumb, and Columbus discovered America. They did hear that shit somewhere. I didn't say he was correct, I just know everyone is wrong sometimes.

    • @zacharyallen7773
      @zacharyallen7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You figured out he was talking about mexican jaguars yet?

  • @coreymichael1880
    @coreymichael1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    There is no chimp that could ever dream of taking down a Lion.

  • @UssyMustyYS
    @UssyMustyYS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    So we all gonna act like joe isn't wearing his wife's clothes? Ok

    • @UssyMustyYS
      @UssyMustyYS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Tariq Whiting ok?

    • @juliustetevano6113
      @juliustetevano6113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol my part of the world ( Australia & New Zealand) we wear tops like that. Its considere stylish and women love it

    • @glassfireactual9207
      @glassfireactual9207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, those are MY wife's clothes.

    • @sauldibari6598
      @sauldibari6598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah

    • @Beemer917
      @Beemer917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoa, he is isn't he!

  • @indraotsutsuki3072
    @indraotsutsuki3072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    biggest cats
    1: tigers
    2:lions
    3:jaguars
    4:leopards
    etc
    thank you have a wonderful day

    • @kyle2441
      @kyle2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Biggest cats
      Tigers
      Ligers
      Jigers
      Leoigers

    • @thecloneguyz
      @thecloneguyz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sneakiest cat - MANX
      Deadliest Cat -African Black Footed

    • @pwrovr9k731
      @pwrovr9k731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kyle2441 Ligers are way larger then Tigers???

    • @thuglife2ea424
      @thuglife2ea424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mt lions are bigger than leopards

    • @taytepenehoe6521
      @taytepenehoe6521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indra Otsutsuki cougars are bigger then leopards

  • @danieleciccone854
    @danieleciccone854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    "I'm a true wildlife biologist"...after saying leopards are bigger than jaguars...yeah sure

    • @Fx553rgx57
      @Fx553rgx57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Iain Bailey That’s cancel culture for ya

    • @GholaTleilaxu
      @GholaTleilaxu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Iain Bailey There are too many Americans (from the USA) who constantly mix things up, exaggerate and misinform and when confronted with the truth they go "It's not from/happening in the USA, so what do I care?" and "This is the Internet, I can do whatever mistakes I want!"

    • @GholaTleilaxu
      @GholaTleilaxu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Iain Bailey I wish I was "the internet" :) That way I would permaban ALL the trolls, misinformers and creators of fake news or even delete all the money from their e-accounts along with all their online data.

    • @cahillgreg
      @cahillgreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The sheer arrogance in their ignorance - masquerading as educated when clearly ignorant.

    • @BrushEm
      @BrushEm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@cahillgreg Can't believe this guy mixed up the size difference between Leopards and Jaguars, he should probably just quit rn

  • @_Habit_
    @_Habit_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Holy fuck so much misinformation in this vid lmao. I fucking died of laughter when he said a Jaguar is bigger than a Leopard haha and then when he said “I’m a true wildlife biologist” omggggg and THEN Joe doubles down on the bondo ape that was debunked as to being just a chimp, a subspecies of a very common chimp. My god this is comedy right!??!!????? 😂😂😂

    • @namelessgrace6319
      @namelessgrace6319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too! God that was funny 😹😹😹😹

    • @ray_light44
      @ray_light44 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t a Jaguar bigger and stronger than a leopard?

  • @august822
    @august822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Joe Rogan:
    Chimps
    Wolves
    Weed

    • @hrntt2184
      @hrntt2184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A106 DMT

    • @MustiKoe
      @MustiKoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bears
      Deer
      Tesla

    • @bocserobert3839
      @bocserobert3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hrntt2184 joe "but have you tried DMT bruh" rogan

    • @russellbrown1181
      @russellbrown1181 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forgot dmt

    • @russellbrown1181
      @russellbrown1181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh and good looking Male body’s lol

  • @algrimthestrong
    @algrimthestrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “I’m a true wildlife biologist...”
    “Leopards are bigger than Jaguars.”
    🤨

    • @juanmeza958
      @juanmeza958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a cool pfp

    • @Tazy50
      @Tazy50 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Desk

    • @ember-evergarden
      @ember-evergarden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he's still easily worth over 500 of you, dumbass. LOL

    • @algrimthestrong
      @algrimthestrong 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ember-evergarden - I’ll take the intellectual win.

    • @rileywalsh9567
      @rileywalsh9567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ember-evergarden money doesn’t equal intelligence lmaoo

  • @lisamitchell1355
    @lisamitchell1355 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a lifelong outdoorsman who actually lived in the wild for a while, extremely hunter and fisher for food has never seen a Bigfoot, and if I did one of us isn’t making it out

    • @iwannaapple7190
      @iwannaapple7190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen two videos of people walking up on a Bigfoot digging food out of a tree. Both videos you can hear very loud pieces of wood being ripped out of the tree while I can barely manage to pick the bark off.
      You can hear the guy trying to be very quiet to shoot the video. Than, on both videos, it stands up to reveal how big it is. So big that immediately on both videos the guy takes off running in fear.
      I think the shear size of the things would scare off most people. I've only seen one video that the guy chases it into the woods. In the background from the direction of the Bigfoot you can hear whoops and hollers that sounds just like an orangutan. You can also see the Bigfoot grabbing branches of trees as he running away to make himself sound bigger.
      I always read of people saying they have hunted all their lives. 40 and 50 years in the woods and have never seen one so they don't believe. It only takes one picture to prove existence but yet people still don't recognize their existence.
      I've lived on they planet for almost 60 years and I look at the sky every day but yet I've never seen ball lightening. That doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. I've seen pictures of ball lightening so it must exist. Why BF is treated different I dunno. CIA disinformation was used in the UFO societies so why not BF? I believe there is a lot of disinformation on purpose by the CIA.

    • @AncientCreature-i2o
      @AncientCreature-i2o ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iwannaapple7190 source please...

    • @iwannaapple7190
      @iwannaapple7190 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AncientCreature-i2o
      I can't tell you the source of everything that I've seen but to start with you can go to thinkerthunker on TH-cam. From there you can find other stuff. There is so much evidence out there it won't take you long to figure out somebody is giving off dis information for people not to believe that they exist.

    • @iwannaapple7190
      @iwannaapple7190 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By the way, about making it out of the woods, there's a video out there of a female Hunter she has a hunting mask over her face and she's in some kind of camouflage thing in the woods she videos two Bigfoot walking by her encampment one of them is carrying a deer over it's shoulder. She was absolutely terrified you can see the whites of her eyes and her breathing was very erratic and she had a gun but didn't move a muscle. Those things are huge so I wouldn't pretend to be a badass even with a gun.

    • @lisamitchell1355
      @lisamitchell1355 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwannaapple7190 this is her hubby, I’m the one who posted it, I’m surgical with my weapon. Ever seen a .50 cal or .338 do to a human, or a moose, or polar bear, practically blow a person in half, drop a moose or any thing as big as an elephant, bull crap someone would have killed one by now people who see them, if they are real, of course freeze, and that’s what gets ya killed.

  • @davids1854
    @davids1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:32 what the kid in the front of my class says when I'm presenting

  • @Alex-px9oy
    @Alex-px9oy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Joe “Erect Chimp” Rogan

  • @fbiagent2432
    @fbiagent2432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    2:35
    I know I ain’t the only one who thought the wifi went out

    • @evanseal07
      @evanseal07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah same

    • @GTLees
      @GTLees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh-huh.

    • @gagelee9641
      @gagelee9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FBI Agent lolllll

    • @Projectpat817
      @Projectpat817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @chiefdvm1671
      @chiefdvm1671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why isn't anybody talking about this...

  • @bobmirfin8010
    @bobmirfin8010 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Even a numpty like me knows a male Jag is bigger than a male leopard 😂

  • @joep1551
    @joep1551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "What's bigger jaguar or Leopard?" Man says with confidence "LEOPARD!". And he claims to be a biologist.

  • @RedTurtleCorporation
    @RedTurtleCorporation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Are we just gonna ignore the load screen at 2:36?

    • @prettychilliguess
      @prettychilliguess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dunno what you're talking about

    • @joehale2246
      @joehale2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its another conspirsy

    • @darrenb2020
      @darrenb2020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got it

    • @stalecouchpotayo
      @stalecouchpotayo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was reading your comment then it happened...just dropped my phone in the tub...

    • @voborny
      @voborny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol I just assumed my wifi was being wonky

  • @CliffHuxtableSweater
    @CliffHuxtableSweater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When I catch myself watching YT clips like this I'm always reminded of where my life is.

  • @justinollis34
    @justinollis34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It bugs me how skeptical Joe is on the big foot thing. I guess I'm a firm believer because I've grown up at the foot of the Appalachian mountains hearing different stories all my life from people I consider very credible sources. But most notably I seen some footprints in the snow while sleigh riding in a remote cow pasture when I was a young teen. I no doubt appreciate skepticism and don't believe every story I hear or associate big foot with portals or time travel or any of those outrageous claims. However I believe where Joe and most other skeptics have things wrong is that they're over estimating human beings and believing we know more than we do and they're underestimating the amount of vast unexplored or rarely explored terrain there is out there as well as the intelligence of these human being like creatures who are aware of us and make conscious effort to avoid us for survival's sake.

    • @matthewwagner4042
      @matthewwagner4042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think not finding them comes down to a few factors. They are nocturnal making our interactions with them less. They have better senses than us and are faster and more nimble than us. So they hear/see us first and maneuver around us, out of sight. Third, their camouflage when still is extreme and they blend into the shadows of trees and stay on thier opposite side, like the behavior of a squirrel. They have all the advantages and we rarely see them. I also think they bury thier dead and that's why we don't find them.

    • @zabdi5710
      @zabdi5710 ปีที่แล้ว

      big foot is a sort of gene, which means they're not visible to everyone. my grandfather told me he saw it in the jungle when he was a kid. and he didn't even know about internet or any theoris spreading all over the world as he couldn't read and didn't watch tv. that;s the reason bigfoot hasn't been confirmed coz they're not visible, we discoverd creatures thousands of miles in the ocean u think we can't discover a giant one in the jungles. come on buddy