Custom orders getting weird.

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ต.ค. 2024
  • #heartmonitor #blacksmith #razorblades #customorder #comedy

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  • @maidenlessjessofchaos4484
    @maidenlessjessofchaos4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    I'd make fun but my partner is under explicit orders to mix my ashes into concrete and cast me into a bench with a plaque to inform people they very well could be sitting on my face.

  • @mingling8559
    @mingling8559 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Oh, such a young and innocent boss, still filled with hope and happiness.

  • @AdrenalineandEpiphany
    @AdrenalineandEpiphany ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Ok I got this one. Fold the used razor blades into more material to make a Damascus style knife that is quenched in an oil ash mixture. Take the heart monitor and get the sound track of his last recorded heartbeats and etch the soundtrack along the side of the blade. Whenever someone scans the soundtrack, they'll hear the sound of his beating heart. He will live on in the blade.

    • @pwned960
      @pwned960 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      that's beautiful

    • @yaboiskalla8197
      @yaboiskalla8197 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@voidbeevee7758 BLESSED BE THE MACHINE GOD!

    • @Laughing_Dragon
      @Laughing_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Would...would this actually work?

    • @AdrenalineandEpiphany
      @AdrenalineandEpiphany ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Laughing_Dragon yes, just Google "Soundwave tattoo" and people do this with tattoos all the time.

    • @casematecardinal
      @casematecardinal ปีที่แล้ว +16

      use the ash to mix into the steel.

  • @austinjeffries5741
    @austinjeffries5741 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "DO YOU WANT A CURSED SWORD?! BECAUSE THAT IS HOW YOU GET A CURSED SWORD!"

    • @wickedbasket8858
      @wickedbasket8858 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Yes! Yes I do!

    • @austinjeffries5741
      @austinjeffries5741 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@wickedbasket8858 Fair enough

    • @alex_enbee
      @alex_enbee 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I don’t think it would be cursed if this is what Dad wanted. Sure it might have a soul in it but I don’t think it’s fair to say cursed.😅

    • @austinjeffries5741
      @austinjeffries5741 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@alex_enbee Doesn't matter how pure the soul before. Any entity trapped to an object WILL turn vengeful spirit. It is not a matter of IF but WHEN.

    • @Ronicatheraichu
      @Ronicatheraichu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@austinjeffries5741 I say it depends on how well the blade is cared for after getting it

  • @dunno6161
    @dunno6161 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love that out of the entire bit, no true disgust comes across, just slight fear, confusion, and "whaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuck....?" turned into a physical expression

  • @asseenontv247
    @asseenontv247 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Meanwhile, my plan is to start saying 'over my dead body' a lot and then have 'now is your chance' written on my gravestone.

    • @NicktheMac
      @NicktheMac ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's real dedication lol.

    • @katedustinrzonca9992
      @katedustinrzonca9992 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@NicktheMac real DEADication 😹

    • @GoblinRaccoon
      @GoblinRaccoon ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@katedustinrzonca9992 DADication I’d say with what kind of joke it would be

    • @BiLdoEMcLown
      @BiLdoEMcLown ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thus makes me wish my first word was "quote" so that on my deathbed I can say "end quote"

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I’ve got a few recipes I’ll have on my gravestone. I’ve got a cocktail, a lemon dessert and a salad recipe.

  • @ghost_anna_reads787
    @ghost_anna_reads787 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Oh, a soul blade. Cool. Very nice momento morrie

  • @Totally-Not-A-Robot
    @Totally-Not-A-Robot 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    After hearing these ingredients, there's only one thing I can say:
    Thank you for making these items for people. They may sound strange to the rest of us, but they mean a lot to those who commission them. Your open mind and skilled hands help these people find closure after one of the hardest things there is to go through, and you deserve to be recognized for it.

  • @kuldana413
    @kuldana413 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    There is no panic button, only sorrow and absolute respect. Looking foward to seeing the blade.

  • @IrishHart85
    @IrishHart85 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My husband and I have an agreement that whichever of us goes first gets 'I won' engraved on their headstone

    • @PhasmerBeans
      @PhasmerBeans ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg that is Awsome!!! I need to do this with my bf

  • @ILHillbilly67
    @ILHillbilly67 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God damn……that hits you right in the feels. The strongest thing in the universe is the soul…..it can also be the most fragile.

  • @bwt3278
    @bwt3278 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    This has not aged well 😂 this is downright civil compared to recent customs

  • @crushersbutlessedgynow
    @crushersbutlessedgynow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    I'm really hoping this isn't based off an actual order you got, also this is some prime acting

    • @NoPanicButtonCalmDown
      @NoPanicButtonCalmDown  4 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      It did bring in similar business.

    • @detroitghost95
      @detroitghost95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@NoPanicButtonCalmDown that face tho

    • @rocknut144
      @rocknut144 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ​@No Panic Button Calm Down I'm not sure how well it would work I typically try and keep ash out of my welds but maybe mix the as with some Flux I use borax and add the razers between layers to literally fold him into the Demarcus. No idea what to do with the hart thing other than fit it into the handle?

    • @LuciferX_13
      @LuciferX_13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@rocknut144 thats a really smart and honestly cool way to use the ash, if only they didnt specify "when quenching" bc that would be awesome

    • @rocknut144
      @rocknut144 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @LuciferX_13 true they did say that and I don't know what kind of communication they have with the client they may have given alternate suggestions to incorporate the material

  • @p.tsonchev7994
    @p.tsonchev7994 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's the most metal request I've ever heard, but my goodness I would be uncomfortable as well. Would I want to be turned into a sword, absolutely, but man that's crazy. 😂

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is both wrong feeling and super heartfelt.

  • @longbow6416
    @longbow6416 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    On one hand, it's money. On the other hand, you've got 4 fingers and a thumb 😅

  • @dutchvanderbilt9969
    @dutchvanderbilt9969 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That's simultaneously weird and badass

  • @ashertheblack7604
    @ashertheblack7604 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Came here for the laughs an got punched right in the feels. An interesting and loving idea.

  • @CloudyNight2156
    @CloudyNight2156 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Note to self. Send this to my nephew. He knows what to do after.

  • @johnsanchez9944
    @johnsanchez9944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    So... is asking for my ashes to be used for my sword a no-no?..

    • @NoPanicButtonCalmDown
      @NoPanicButtonCalmDown  2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      We do ashes, it's swords we don't do. :D

    • @MarkiusFox
      @MarkiusFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Perhaps a more important question, do you intend to still be on this mortal plane when you ask for such an order?

    • @caughtdog136
      @caughtdog136 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It adds extra carbon but i don’t see the harm

    • @Juryiat
      @Juryiat ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@NoPanicButtonCalmDown why dont you do swords?

    • @specialtrades12
      @specialtrades12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@Brian Mek I don't think his shop is set up do be able to do swords

  • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
    @PartTimeGoblinSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'd be honored but also a bit disturbed. But then again I'm already a bit disturbed. Onward to Valhalla brother!!😂

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your name, also same. To Valhalla brother.

  • @coyoteodinkar5548
    @coyoteodinkar5548 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

  • @Red-S-267
    @Red-S-267 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So heartfelt. Nearly brings a tear to the eye.

  • @junayethsayeed111
    @junayethsayeed111 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That brought tears to my eyes. Such a sweet and beautiful request.

  • @richard-fish-monger
    @richard-fish-monger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The equal weirdness with wholesomeness is perfect, humans are weird in the best ways

  • @Daixoc_
    @Daixoc_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's the "Im-not-okay" face

  • @kardulla
    @kardulla ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I make jewelry for funsies. Once i was married, and in the process of making a wedding ring for my then wife, i had a sample of my blood used to create a diamond. These things can be morbid, or extremely meaningful. Or both.

  • @angelgirl6966
    @angelgirl6966 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Made me cry what a amazing order

  • @Nick-wf1je
    @Nick-wf1je ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Freaking dust in the forget getting in my eyes and what not. Been binge watching all your stuff today. Love the content!

  • @tuliashuliva2646
    @tuliashuliva2646 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That final expression looks like it might be: Don't cry don't cry don't cry

  • @derpyderp4014
    @derpyderp4014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boss was about to cry.

  • @tsmitz8184
    @tsmitz8184 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want my ashes mixed with fireworks, so I mean everyone has their thing

  • @skootz24
    @skootz24 ปีที่แล้ว

    that "I don't charge nearly enough for this shit" face at the end. I felt that.

  • @ethanhoward389
    @ethanhoward389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No words. Just the face

  • @DeputatKaktus
    @DeputatKaktus ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came for a laugh, got punched in the feels. Thanks, boss man.

  • @damegataco
    @damegataco 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Interesting seeing the older videos and just how much the various roles have developed since then.

  • @BiLdoEMcLown
    @BiLdoEMcLown ปีที่แล้ว

    That's not strange... that's beautiful.

  • @EponasArchangel
    @EponasArchangel 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That is a look of a man who has realized this is one of THOSE orders and is trying not to cry.

  • @je5304
    @je5304 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My plan... have my ashes pressed into a vinyl record with a specific playlist, Side A and B already chosen. To be played at my ceremony.

    • @batsardcat3285
      @batsardcat3285 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats amazing, i saw that service and it looks like a cool way to become what you loved

    • @je5304
      @je5304 ปีที่แล้ว

      @batsardcat3285 yeah
      Side A:
      Another one bites the dust - Queen
      Who wants to live forever - Queen
      Dust in the wind - Kansas
      I just died in your arms tonight - Cutting Crew
      Don't fear the reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
      Fade to black - Metallica
      Tears in heaven - Eric Clapton
      Side B:
      Illusion - VNV Nation
      Wish you were here - NSP cover
      Legends never die - LOL song
      Far from home - Sam Tinnesz
      Take on me - A-ha live unplugged version
      Blade of glory - Jon Bon Jovi
      The show must go on - Queen
      Somewhere over the rainbow - Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwo'ole

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I call it, The Heartstopper

  • @mikairaasokinasha5329
    @mikairaasokinasha5329 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Don't know if you're horrified or honored. Either one is probably true. But that's an order worth saluting.

  • @dravenh2808
    @dravenh2808 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂😂 the face expression

  • @emperorwai
    @emperorwai ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so sweet. Some people want to press their remants into diamonds, others wanna be composted, turning your loved one into a useful tool like a knife has such a powerful message to it.b

  • @brianlawson3757
    @brianlawson3757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, I would have my ashes sprinkled into a bloomery furnace, so a little bit of me is immortalized in bloom steel. But, I'll likely end up in my favorite river instead.

  • @cyrenacorrell6401
    @cyrenacorrell6401 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I made that face having to put my aunts ashes in those memorial necklaces for my uncles.

  • @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735
    @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That you would do this is awesome. You made me cry damnit.

  • @eakolynn
    @eakolynn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's ok. I cried too

  • @thealienlife
    @thealienlife ปีที่แล้ว

    you gotta admit thats a pretty badass final wish

  • @Cong-ye7jb
    @Cong-ye7jb 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That was quite the order

  • @JmacJSGuru
    @JmacJSGuru 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Meanwhile fast forward to today and the response would be “ehh what the hell I’ve had weirder custom orders”

  • @LTV.sANDYHOODRAt
    @LTV.sANDYHOODRAt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m convinced boss has multiple personality disorder and he’s just showing us a normal day in the life of him

  • @NoraIconiq
    @NoraIconiq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not sure why but kept expecting him to salute at the end.

  • @drfrankenchuck
    @drfrankenchuck ปีที่แล้ว

    This's frikkin Awesomesauce...... made me tear up a little bit

  • @xaviermendelson8037
    @xaviermendelson8037 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's not weird that's pretty wholesome if you ask me

  • @jeremiahblackwood2644
    @jeremiahblackwood2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Whats the craziest material you have been requested to use

    • @NoPanicButtonCalmDown
      @NoPanicButtonCalmDown  3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Probably Obsidian. Just no.

    • @darsparx
      @darsparx ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@NoPanicButtonCalmDown understandable.... That was a weird mining quest in ffxiv to sys the least 😂

    • @martindinner3621
      @martindinner3621 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@NoPanicButtonCalmDown yeah, volcanic glass is...temperamental. Maybe could embed some into scales, but I'd want a resin layer between it and my hands.

  • @williambrown319
    @williambrown319 ปีที่แล้ว

    And this is the beginning of his witch/kink story arc. (Scary how much of that venn diagram is a damn circle)

  • @BlackKnightDM
    @BlackKnightDM ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been asked to use people’s ashes when reloading bullets for their families. Always worth the little bit of extra effort.

  • @Rabbit-the-One
    @Rabbit-the-One 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh boy! An old one!

  • @starfreakist
    @starfreakist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His sad face at the end

  • @lanetorty7529
    @lanetorty7529 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fast forward to now where this is no where near to the wierdest orders

  • @OmegaRiley
    @OmegaRiley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After learning that some of the earliest Viking steel was discovered from them forging their swords woth their ancestors bones to imbue them with their spirit, I have given many people in my life strict orders to do the same when I kick the bucket.

  • @ChanceLary
    @ChanceLary ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I ever lose my rebuilt foot I'm sending you the titanium for a set of rings

  • @batsardcat3285
    @batsardcat3285 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now thats a memorial id be proud to be a part of

  • @papapotato408
    @papapotato408 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually a super cool and loving thing to do! I hope somebody does something like this for me when I go.

  • @quinncykaluzniak5429
    @quinncykaluzniak5429 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well... Ashes can be used in the erm... Carbonization

  • @OldGreg3366
    @OldGreg3366 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the concept of turning some of your loved ones into tools so they can help you from beyond the grave

  • @klony1280
    @klony1280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Much better than a grave you have to take care of!

  • @chrisneely8130
    @chrisneely8130 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    By your wardrobe, I assume every single clip I've seen up until now was shot entirely in one day 😅

  • @dougbrown7150
    @dougbrown7150 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The heart monitor would be tough unless you just transfered the pattern to either the blade or handle, you can make a San Mai blade putting a hardenable steel around a bullet made from them. You could also do a micarta handle with the ashes mixed in the resin

  • @darcress8641
    @darcress8641 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I would like a dagger, with a leather wrapped handle and the words "find out" etched on the blade.
    And the whether needs to be in Marine Dress Blues theme.
    Rest is smiths discretion.

  • @LairdErnst
    @LairdErnst ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not crying, you’re crying!

  • @weldmaster80
    @weldmaster80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Use the ashes to do some canister Damascus

  • @techion_777
    @techion_777 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was actually wholesome

  • @blackskeletor
    @blackskeletor ปีที่แล้ว

    Will theoretically you can mix the ashes with your flux so it can be part of the forge welding process

  • @johnsmithfakename8422
    @johnsmithfakename8422 ปีที่แล้ว

    If I was the blacksmith, I would not put the ashes in the quench but fold them into the steel. It might make the steel brittle but he will be a part of the blade ... though it might be easier and wiser to make some custom G10 scales with the ashes in the scales.

  • @ilost_thegame
    @ilost_thegame 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why does this one always makes me cry

  • @KubaxKristallmond
    @KubaxKristallmond ปีที่แล้ว

    Some people want to be pressed into artificial Diamonds, so this isn't all too much out of the ordinary :D

  • @willlloyd8091
    @willlloyd8091 ปีที่แล้ว

    Flash forward from this video to the one of the witch creating a mini hell for her deceased parents

  • @emilyrobinson6080
    @emilyrobinson6080 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you mixed the ashes as a component of the clay for something like Japanese style differential hardening, you could technically say they were used in the quench.

  • @aaronhill8315
    @aaronhill8315 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He wanted to cry, scream, swear, or diarrhea

  • @TheRealAKER
    @TheRealAKER ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please show us your workshop i really wanna see what you have in it :D

  • @terrafletcher1930
    @terrafletcher1930 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can't tell if he's weirded out or trying not to cry

  • @wiliams5372
    @wiliams5372 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m not crying Your Crying 🤣

  • @ryla22
    @ryla22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This seems pretty normal in comparison to your adult toy business.

  • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
    @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist ปีที่แล้ว

    Not gonna lie, having ashes used to be a part of a sword sounds amazing.
    Maybe an axe though.

  • @krakenonesixgaming6061
    @krakenonesixgaming6061 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats....gotta sting just a bit every time. Hope the end result is absolute heat though. ^_^

  • @Makeno1021
    @Makeno1021 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I told my best friend if I die to build a 7afe for my dream car a 1996 Toyota E100 AE102 corolla DX, I told him build a bit of my ashes into the motor and let me see out the ends of life cycling through the heart of my dearest treasure, say what you want about it but that car means the world to me and I’d give anything to have her back in my driveway or just start that sweet 7AFE one last time, TANAKU YENTOKA YENTURAKE

  • @Ckbtony1983
    @Ckbtony1983 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Idk he's looking mighty young in this video

  • @goblincheeto6753
    @goblincheeto6753 ปีที่แล้ว

    With us weirdo's you'll make a lot of interesting, unique and debauching doodads.

  • @jumpingspiderjesusfreak6219
    @jumpingspiderjesusfreak6219 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You know, I was unsure of how I wanted my remains dealt with in my will. Now, I have an inkling of what I want done…

  • @bobbybaker39
    @bobbybaker39 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Made me tear up too

  • @gracieself2018
    @gracieself2018 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its creepy and wholesome at the same time
    like when u make friend with deadly animals

  • @greystorm7862
    @greystorm7862 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My wife passed last year. She was 34. Her ashes are in a crystal heart. Our kids know that I want mine forged into a sword when I pass.

    • @joseveloz388
      @joseveloz388 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They should leave a slot in the sword handle or guard to inlay the crystal heart and slay their enemies with your families bloodline

    • @greystorm7862
      @greystorm7862 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joseveloz388 the heart is the size of my fist.

    • @joseveloz388
      @joseveloz388 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@greystorm7862 crystal heart mace?

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@greystorm7862make it the pommel

  • @joshuaclark474
    @joshuaclark474 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mix ash into handle material as well would be nice touch

  • @Sh4rky2
    @Sh4rky2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd laugh, but my dad is giving me his skull for a goblet in his will...

  • @rrbsrobner863
    @rrbsrobner863 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man if I could afford that after all the funeral costs I would do it great idea

  • @curious1053
    @curious1053 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of MGSV, when they cremate soldiers and turn their ashes into diamonds and place it on their uniforms to take them back into battle.

  • @whitezombieiniraq
    @whitezombieiniraq ปีที่แล้ว

    Aaaaaaand this is how sentient blades are made.....
    All my video games and DnD play tell me that as long as nobody uses this blade, they will be ok. Best seal it in acrylic after its done for the safety of everyone involved.

  • @ronmatson5502
    @ronmatson5502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm psychotic enough to think this is a huge honor.

  • @kuraikagemike
    @kuraikagemike ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah turn me into a sword when I die lol