If I remember correctly: 1) Keep the aim perfectly straight and move all the way over to the LEFT rail 2) For the swing, keep the Wii remote straight for no spin, swing forward BUT KEEP THE WII REMOTE UP WITHOUT RELEASING, forcing beef boss to walk forward with the ball in the air 3) As soon as beefboss has stopped moving forward at the front of the rail, release the ball with it still at its max height. It should go straight down the rail with no spin every time.
I find it hilarious how Poof is genuinely pretty fucking good at wii sports but because of the ridiculous challenges he sets himself he suffers eternally
Minus the round where he tried to balanced the ball on the railing to drop all pins, if you add up all of his scores, he is very good. Pretty sure he got more Strikes than Non-Strikes, but the thing is that it isn't a back-to-back Strikes
I love how Poof going for the 999 challenge in Table Tennis Return Mode has spiraled into Beating Matt in Speed Slice, Playing some “calming” golf, Completing more Swordplay levels, and now going for the Perfect 100 pin game
There’s one part of me that wants to see Poof succeed and for his pain to finally end, but another part of me wants to see him keep losing and raging and keep breaking Wii remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside
At 13:50 I’m just dying of laughter since Poof starts yelling about his Microphone turning off when he hits the desk and then instantly starts yelling about the ball going backwards on him then to start yelling about the microphone again as he gets a strike
The silence starting at 15:00 perfectly captures what it feels like to be sitting in the room after your dad just crossed the line and said something stupid, and now it’s all awkward.
I just want to see poof unlock every character in Mario kart wii. That will be the greatest challenge poofesure will ever face Wii party rng doesn’t come close to the bs that game can pull.
The way to get a 3000 game from the secret is different. I accomplish this by moving all the way to the left, and throwing it completely straight 12 times in a row. You do not need to turn/rotate at all, even if it looks too right of the barrier. Thought i could help
9:12 When he starts getting frustrated and screams "YOU KNOW WHATS FITTING" the last time has the same energy as Lemongrab's 'UNNACCEPTABLE' and it makes me giggle more than it should
when that one friend sends an unfunny picture to you in dm's but you have to laugh because his father figure works at KFC and can boot you offline 21:14
14:54 "I don't bang on my desk like a f**king animal" that is the BIGGEST CAP I've ever heard from poof. We literally have compilations of you slamming wii remotes and many instances of desk slammings
@@RiqMoney817 Yeah but the fact that he says "I don't bang on my desk like a fucking animal" makes me cringe in so many ways, because we just have SOOOOO many instances of Poof just banging his desk with remotes and controllers and keyboards and stuff that... It's just sounds wrong to hear him say that
4:09 i love when he gets mad and his voice gets higher he sounds like that kid with money from johnny test. i heard him talk like that one time and it unlocked that memory of watching johnny test and i literally cant unhear it and it makes it 1000% funnier.
Dude I am so beyond happy I discovered your channel. I’m literally in tears right now from laughing so hard at your commentary. Pressing that subscribe button right now.
Had me cry laughing in under 5 minutes. I feel this pain as I still haven’t managed a perfect 100-pin game. Closest I got was 9 frame streak after six hours.
@@PupperFlan might not necessarily be broken. sunlight or some other IR light could be interfering with it. might not be a terrible idea to try turning off the setting and seeing if stuff improves for him
I think the biggest reason most of the failed throws missed pins was because you hit what's called a Brooklyn shot. If you're right-handed, the best place to hit will be on the right side of the head pin. Hitting on the left side (brooklyn), while still getting you a strike sometimes, is very inconsistent and is not doing you any favors here lol
i cannot even cheat
2nd view
Dang bro
lmao
ok
damn
Honestly, it’s actually scarier when Poof just sighs in resignation rather than just unleashing a bass boosted eagle’s mating call.
When the silence hits, you just wait in anticipation for the release
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LMAO
I got to that point of the video exactly as I read this comment lmao
If I remember correctly:
1) Keep the aim perfectly straight and move all the way over to the LEFT rail
2) For the swing, keep the Wii remote straight for no spin, swing forward BUT KEEP THE WII REMOTE UP WITHOUT RELEASING, forcing beef boss to walk forward with the ball in the air
3) As soon as beefboss has stopped moving forward at the front of the rail, release the ball with it still at its max height. It should go straight down the rail with no spin every time.
@poofesure
@@captainconno8614 this ain't discord
@@captainconno8614 it ain’t discord either
This needs more likes so he can see
I can’t decide if I want him to see this or not but it still deserves a like
I find it hilarious how Poof is genuinely pretty fucking good at wii sports but because of the ridiculous challenges he sets himself he suffers eternally
Minus the round where he tried to balanced the ball on the railing to drop all pins, if you add up all of his scores, he is very good. Pretty sure he got more Strikes than Non-Strikes, but the thing is that it isn't a back-to-back Strikes
14:02 I don't know why my voice recorder thinks that bang- *BANG* Silence...RAGE
Best part 😆
this is the only guy who can make 100 pins falling over entertaining for 25 minutes
99*
@@trail_mix24 RIP pin #10
Tru
Wrong
Unfactual
I love how Poof going for the 999 challenge in Table Tennis Return Mode has spiraled into Beating Matt in Speed Slice, Playing some “calming” golf, Completing more Swordplay levels, and now going for the Perfect 100 pin game
you also forgot 99-0 baseball
@@kplinger I think he tried the 99-0 Baseball before the 999 Table Tennis return challenge
It drove him so insane that he's putting it off 😂
This man is on a mission to 100% Wii Sports series challenges.
Wii Sports: The Poofesure Chronicles
"I'M NOT PLAYING THIS FOR FUN", gotta be a favorite Poof quote
mines gotta be “That’s why i’m not a bowling pin and i’m a human.” 20:42
“Hello! HELLOOOOO!!!!”
"IF I WANT TO END THE RECORDING, I PRESS 'STOP'"
@@reisenbunny1235 lol yea
There’s one part of me that wants to see Poof succeed and for his pain to finally end, but another part of me wants to see him keep losing and raging and keep breaking Wii remotes with Wii Motion Plus Inside
Same here
Right lol
That is the recipe for Poof
Only the ones with wii motion plus inside
Yes but only if its a toad wii remote
With wii motion plus inside
the rage this man has is impressive but concerning at the same time
For real. I just wanted to watch some Wii sports, not blood dripping from my ears.
His volume is fine, just his rage is concerning to me.
Poof: "I can't stand the ten-pin"
Well the ten-pin sure can stand your bowling ball
lmfao
And the bowling ball can't stand your shit
(Joke)
@@tailsmilesprower6832 and your shit can't stand being wiped
@@BuhBaBiBeBo Ah damn you got me there
poof should honestly become a professional bowler
You don’t consider this professional bowling?
@@noitsreal...itsreal this is semi professional, its time he takes it to the next level in a 1v1 against matt himself
@@matt7hewx 😱😱😱
he gotta master the 4 step and the 5 step approach techniques
I’d like to see poof break a bowling ball
At 13:50 I’m just dying of laughter since Poof starts yelling about his Microphone turning off when he hits the desk and then instantly starts yelling about the ball going backwards on him then to start yelling about the microphone again as he gets a strike
Brooo I’m rolling on the floor from that 😂
no shit sherlock
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was disassembled 💀💀💀
Bro sounded like adult Erik Cartman 💀
Seeing this grown man scream his lungs out at wii sports resort brings me an unreasonable amount of joy.
Poof is basically how I imagine adult Cartman to be
💀💀 same
Well we know the father-
LMAO
The silence starting at 15:00 perfectly captures what it feels like to be sitting in the room after your dad just crossed the line and said something stupid, and now it’s all awkward.
Like the line he said before lmao
IM NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL
14:27 when he’s finished raging and then throws the ball backwards is the cherry on top 😂
man turned into toad
it made me cry from laughing so hard
i love watching his hands wiggle as he rages
@@Sprlnkles_meowI know you can totally tell what he’s doing
14:29 “GAAD DAMMIT!!!!”😂😂😂😂😂
10-pin: *exists*
Poof: *“He’s just standing there…MENACINGLY”*
Pin: ( ༎ຶٹ༎ຶ )
Poof: "There was nothing wrong with that shot!"
Me, watching him hit Brooklyn for the 20th time in a row: "Uh, sure."
2:13 that por favor was the best thing
him getting mad at his mic was the cherry on top
Omg i loved your compilations
His mic is trying to not let poof destroy his peach wii remote with motion plus inside.
Him throwing it backwards directly afterwards was the the cherry on top 😂
15:15 When Poof's silent that's how you know he's pissed beyond imagination
nah he muted himself
Mom: Why don’t you go play with the neighbor’s kid?
The neighbor’s kid: 17:09
Tasmanian Devil moment
Crazy Dave moment
how do i explain this made me laugh so hard i almost choked
When you smell colors
13:58 or this one 🤣👍🏽
Just noticed Beef Boss blinks after Poof's rage at his voice recording software like he is also in disbelief at 14:59 😂
18:23 Who invited the angry bird?
Me: Chilling in the backyard.
Crazy Dave tryna tell me that a huge wave is coming: 17:10
That entire 2 minute section had me fucking dying lmao
That is so fucking underrated
How Is this not pinned?
22:55. And here’s him tryna tell me a flood is coming.
this comment deadass made me run to the bathroom so i wouldn't piss my pants from laughing
“What’s wrong Courage?”
Courage: 17:12
LOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Nicely done
LOL
You’re not alone. Every right handed bowler HATES the 10 pin
And lefties hate the 7
You know what's obvious about that pin? I'm starting to think that it's 4 in disguise.
So like 90% of the people
I've been bowling for five years and the ten pin isn't even that hard, it's the damn three pin
@@j-j8984 how? Are you trying to get the ball to the pocket?
I just spent 24 minutes watching a man go insane
14:45 “are you high on drugs!?”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Poof said "THAT TURNED NINETY DEGREES!", it will lay in my head as CONSTANT humor.
“IM NOT PLAYING THIS TO HAVE FUN”
That really got me 😂
IT'S NOT FUN
IT'S WAR!!
Hello HELLO 😂
Theres just something about hearing you yell at a bowling game that brings me joy. Don't ask me why but it's glorious to hear.
Ayo
**insert rock sus face**
Yes. Nothing like a man screaming louder than a jet engine at a video game about bowling.
@kuyswe he literally said "don't ask why"
@kuyswe and how am I supposed to tell?
Teacher: "What's your favorite season?"
Me: 3:48
This makes me feel better. You’re rage is basically mine but externalized. I appreciate this
There might be a day where poof gets a perfect game on every sport
MONA PFP HAII
U mean another universe
@@ThatOneLegendEmerald *Lady Ann intensifies*
What will we do then
@@dorol6375 rest
This man will literally do ANYTHING to avoid having to play more table tennis
I just want to see poof unlock every character in Mario kart wii. That will be the greatest challenge poofesure will ever face Wii party rng doesn’t come close to the bs that game can pull.
@@oldkid820 He's so bad at MKWii it hurts my brain
@@6Alexis8 he needs to learn what it means to wheelie
Something about seeing a 20 year old guy raging on a kids game makes me feel happy for some reason
isn’t he like 25 😭😭😭 when i talk about him i call him “the grown man who yells at his wii”
🤣me too
@@sylmaerie 27
Wait wait wait who ever said wii sports was a kid game 😅. It’s still fun even now. *Nostalgia Music Plays*
the whole point of the wii is to be for all ages not kids but alright
13:58 to 14:59 IMO is the best raging moment from Poofesure
THE SUBTITLES IM DYING [applause] [music] WHILE HE'S SCREAMING LIKE A FORK ON A PLATE
Wouldn’t be surprised if Poof ends up breaking his tv again over this.
Now that would be one hell of a throwback... literally
He better not have a CRT. Punch that, fingers broke
Whoa back up, again????????
@@Zunree1869 how many times did he break his tvs
Yeah he broke his tv when fighting tommy in basketball
The way to get a 3000 game from the secret is different. I accomplish this by moving all the way to the left, and throwing it completely straight 12 times in a row. You do not need to turn/rotate at all, even if it looks too right of the barrier. Thought i could help
Commenting to engage and make the algorithm happy for poof to read(?)
Poof need to see this or else he will lose alot of time of his life on this
Hopefully he sees this. Also to add, if you choose left handed then you move to the right instead.
hes not playing for the W hes looking for a reaction for views hes not good at games its obvious he also refuses to take directions.
yes
6:34 anyone else notice how that front pin didn’t get touched yet still fell over? 😂
Yes, I was about to comment the same thing
it pitied poof
The game rigged it
The wind blew it
He was wrecked with survivors guilt and ended it. Very sad.
i love this man so much 😭 literally sounds like the noises i make when i rage it’s so relatable hahaha
9:12
When he starts getting frustrated and screams "YOU KNOW WHATS FITTING" the last time has the same energy as Lemongrab's 'UNNACCEPTABLE' and it makes me giggle more than it should
bro I can see it XD this guy is from two of my favorite shows! Adventure Time and South Park 💀
Imagine being a mii watching the game then the bowler you’re watching says this 14:05
Pretty sure you don't need the sensor bar for Wii Sports Resort.
You need it for archery
I read this as "You need it for anarchy"
@Toast Bomba That too
What are you doing here??
didnt expect you
Poof: *Takes fifty tries to get something then manages to get it once*
Also Poof: Okay I got the strat down now I can do it every time.
Thanks for making me laugh so much in a long time 😂😂
when that one friend sends an unfunny picture to you in dm's but you have to laugh because his father figure works at KFC and can boot you offline 21:14
14:18 when you're doing math homework.
Lol 😂 Yea
LMAOOOOO
Especially with how you would even use it in life
He sounds like Sr pelo
14:54 "I don't bang on my desk like a f**king animal" that is the BIGGEST CAP I've ever heard from poof. We literally have compilations of you slamming wii remotes and many instances of desk slammings
EXACTLY!! WHAT THE HELL?!! Freaking hypocrite...
He’s talking about to stop recordings
@@RiqMoney817 Yeah but the fact that he says "I don't bang on my desk like a fucking animal" makes me cringe in so many ways, because we just have SOOOOO many instances of Poof just banging his desk with remotes and controllers and keyboards and stuff that... It's just sounds wrong to hear him say that
@@Skoufidios calm down, it ain’t that deep. There are better things to get angry about
@@joshb92004 I know but his mannerisms make absolutely no sense sometimes
Even when he cheats, the Wii goes *"Oh nonononono, you ain't gonna win anything mister Beef Boss! Back to the rage you go!"* and makes him lose
😐
10:20 - "Thank you!"
10:21 - _speaks the language of the Devil_
I’m so sorry for the suffering you endured but watching your steady descent into madness was the funniest shit in the world
9:43 "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, IT'S HARASSING ME" 💀💀💀
4:09 i love when he gets mad and his voice gets higher he sounds like that kid with money from johnny test. i heard him talk like that one time and it unlocked that memory of watching johnny test and i literally cant unhear it and it makes it 1000% funnier.
Now i can't unhear it either!
bling bling boy
10 pin: Just chillin
Poof: “ITS TAUNTING ME”
It’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!
Watch as poof gets 2999 because of that 10 pin. That level of rage will be enough to end the world
anyone else notice the pin standing upside-down for a short while at 7:46
It’s probably harder to only hit one pin than to hit all of them in that mini game
I wish someone at Nintendo would watch these and send Poof a letter thanking him for his continued support.
Poof - “I’m not letting it get to my head anymore” 5 seconds later “ Laughs from Insanity”🤣😂🤣😂😂
Poof: rages at every single game he plays
Poofs next door neighbors: in literal fear
Never seen so much rage over Wii Sports bowling lol
14:28 that’s the funniest god dammit I’ve ever heard
Seeing a grown man scream, yell, and break Wii Remotes on a kids game makes my day.
21:29 saying it 3 times LOL.
This series of 100 pin challenge is always going to be gold
IM DYING THIS VID IS SO FUNNY. 4:03 is one of my favorite parts edit: ive been crying laughing for about 20 minutes at 7:56
Hello.....HELLO
You can't stand the 10 pin.. But that's okay. It can stand all by itself. 🤣🤣🤣
I love that this channel is the embodiment of if at first you don't succeed, try and try again
and why that philosophy is flawed
Cry and try again*
And when that doesn't work it's time for some abuse
18:47
You felt the 10 pin crawling on your back
So brand new to this guy... part 1 was the first video I'd ever seen... and I am INCREDIBLY invested in this 3000 perfect game.
What a relaxing video to watch just before going to sleep
9:52 The way he just starts obliterating his sensor bar 😭😭
Poof: I’m not letting you get to my head anymore!
*2 seconds later misses one pin*
Poof: AHHAAHHEEHEEEAAMAMMMAAAHANAMAN
21:07
you typed that scream so perfect omg
16:57 "The game fucked ME up"
Yes we can tell
Poof is consistently one of the most entertaining people to watch. the way he rages at wii games will never not be funny
Dude I am so beyond happy I discovered your channel. I’m literally in tears right now from laughing so hard at your commentary. Pressing that subscribe button right now.
10:23 that sentence *kiss*beautiful
As someone who bowls on leagues in real life and ALWAYS leaves the 10 pin this is fucking hilarious to see
Facts I had to change my technique just to learn how to get it a couple of times
13:58 got me dyin 😂😂😂
The definition of comedic timing
That shit was incredible lmao
" infact im so determined that im going to cheat" poof- 2022
*Poof's Rage Voice sounds like Toad From Super Mario Sunshine*
14:00
14:14
14:50
14:00 I love watching a man decent into madness over wii bowling
It's like watching the dad who always yells at you for not holding the flashlight right when he's fixing the car but more entertaining
17:12 He’s lettin his Tazmanian Devil out
16:28 Poof moaning out of nowhere
That was a moan of desperation
Had me cry laughing in under 5 minutes. I feel this pain as I still haven’t managed a perfect 100-pin game. Closest I got was 9 frame streak after six hours.
3:02 sounds familiar. Blue bowling ball too.
Game: keep it up!
Poofesure fans: we all know where this is going.
14:09 dude when he just goes nuts and starts shouting like crazy while the mii’s are all staring at him in the background, this shit is too hilarious
The fact that poof still believes the sensor bar is a factor in the motion plus' quality amazes me
there's an option you can turn on in WSR settings to improve the wii motion plus's performance with the sensor bar
@@MBCollector672 really? I never knew. How much of a difference does it make?
i'm not sure i just know the option is there lol
@@MBCollector672 Maybe poof should replace his sensor bar. It's probably original to the wii, right? Gotta be broken
@@PupperFlan might not necessarily be broken. sunlight or some other IR light could be interfering with it. might not be a terrible idea to try turning off the setting and seeing if stuff improves for him
I think the biggest reason most of the failed throws missed pins was because you hit what's called a Brooklyn shot. If you're right-handed, the best place to hit will be on the right side of the head pin. Hitting on the left side (brooklyn), while still getting you a strike sometimes, is very inconsistent and is not doing you any favors here lol
So happy that I found your videos yesterday 😂😂 addicted to your content. Funniest videos on TH-cam
9:12 Poofesure: 'How fitting. How fitting! You know what's fitting! YOU KNOW WHAT'S FITTING!?"
Me: *My pants.*
this has the same energy as cheating on a test but still failing
6:23 Those pins in the background were FLYING
Also 14:02 was perfect
at 6:23 did you see that one pin gettin knocked from nothing xD
The strike with poof just raging in the background about his voice recorder is hilarious
4:10 R.I.P. Gilbert Gottfried