I was a fresh faced 18 year old. Taking the greyhound bus from Pensacola FL to Denver CO. I woke up to an old guy looking down on me from the seat behind me. "He said your very pretty". I said thanks and he said "You remind me of my daughter...can I have your number?" I got up and moved closer to the bus driver.
The feet in the lap on the plane just reminded me of the time I was on a plane next to some guy that thought he was gods gift and was disturbed by the fact that I wasn’t interested and upon the flight attendant announcing our descent, he reached over and started rubbing my leg. To which I silently picked up his hand and removed it from my person. I literally could not believe it was real life
@@mr.jameson218 No, you goof. I meant from the guy's perspective. It made no sense for him to walk around the rest of the day "fearing for his life" like he said 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
14:55 Bro was moving like an african uncle with the audacity and entitlement bc wdym you're threatening me when you just said you just wanted to walk 😭😭
Not me feeling offended when James spoke about his father's eyesight, as a Trini who wears glasses. I'm nearsighted and need Glasses when driving or just going outdoors.🤣🤣🤣🤣
I couldn’t imagine being -6 in vision. I was -4.75 when I decided to save up and get lasik. If I didn’t have my glasses I literally couldn’t see anything if it wasn’t at lest 2cm away from my face. It’s been 2 years since lasik and it was the best decision. Vision is 20/15 now
I was at target one day and I was picking up a package at customer service with my 4 month old baby. This old couple were admiring her and I found nothing strange about it, until the man said I should go shopping and he and his wife can watch my baby for me while I shop around … I’m black and my baby looks mulatto , the couple was white. So yeah, you can guess what my response was 😂😂😂
Lmaaooo one time I was walking into a liquor store and some guy came up to me and asked if my eyes were real and if he could touch them while putting his finger towards my eye 😭😭 I was so confused and scared 🤣😭
I got assaulted by a 5yr old boy... When I was in 6th form I met a guy on a uni open day and made the excuse to stay with some family friends in London to link him. 1 of the 3 kids was acting extra shy this time, hiding from me, giggling, not talking, then as I was leaving I hugged the other kids and asked this boy if he's gonna say bye and he ran off. As I'm about to walk out the front door the kid runs and hugs me and doesn't let go for a while. When he eventually backed off he said "you have to marry me now because you touched my willy" and pointed down to his little dingy hanging out of his pyjama pants IN FRONT OF HIS MUM, HER FRIEND AND 2 SIBLINGS 😭 can't lie we all burst out laughing
Talking about the glasses prescription thing... My left eye is a -3.50 while my right eye is a -6.75 prescription. I do have to wear glasses constantly to see as I've just tested my eyesight and I can't see anything unless it was right in my face with my right eye whilst my left eye I can maybe see only 50cm clearly (estimated, currently looking at my prescription to test my eye sight) I guess my right eye was so bad that 2 years ago I was rushed to the hospital THAT DAY The opticians in the comments , if there are any, will know what I'm talking about but basically my optic nerve or optic disk thing (white round thing in my eye in the scan) was blurry when it should be clear. after a few tests it turns out everything is fine and they concluded that, that's just how my eye is I've been for an eye test last week and it shows the same thing and the lady explained it to me and actually showed me the scan and told me how it should be compared to my eye Getting contact lenses for the first time though so i'm excited to see what I look like without glasses
Not really, but it has been used in spell work. It's just a smell tag no different then when you smell a particular cookie and it reminds you of something. Or when a song comes on and it makes you think of someone.
whats mental is that people with glasses are suffering from disability and specsavers is just making bank, glasses should be free not £120-£300 average
The dog Walker creep story energy happens alll in the time for girls/women. Two night ago I was having a cig outside work on a quick break and some guy walking past asked for a cig but I said no sorry my baccy was downstairs and immediately started swearing at me and squaring up. He actually started shadow boxing and then tried to do a spin kick from 2 metres away and nearly fell over. Was too stunned to cringe. Still backed himself enough to carry on walking down the street shouting back at me calling me a sket. I’m 32. It was 16.00.. Guys are crazy out there
True story, 35 years ago when I was dating my husband, I used to wear eternity eau de parfum. One day he went home after work and searched all over his mom’s house because he could smell me and thought I was hiding. Turns out one of his sisters had started wearing the same cologne.
I once caught a whiff of my ex's cologne walking in a stadium at a soccer game. I looked up and five paces ahead of me was him and his new girlfriend...the one he cheated on me with. 🥴
4 hours is like a decent amount of the UK itself if you travel straight up/down, whereas in the US you can travel for longer than that in some states and still be in that same state by the end of it
@@Willo3293 I’m aware of the size difference trust me. It was a joke clearly annotated by the laughing emoji and use of the phrase “lmao” Please check before you look to call me ignorant for a hee hee ha ha
I came off as an accidental racist cause the punchline of the joke got cut off by someone else. I just left. welp. ain't coming back from that. it was a joke that was about white ppl (my own race) but it was led up to sound like it was about another race. 😂😂 the reveal is what got cut off.
3:30😅😅😅was riding the Greyhound out of state 4years ago, to visit some people, dozed off, woke up laying on the man's next to me's shoulder, CUDDLED IN💀💀💀💀 I woke up dead😂😂😂😂i was so embarrassed i knew i had a gentle snore going on too. he said it was alright but i felt so bad😂😂😂😂
James's dads long sight + James's mums short sight (I feel like even though he didn't quite get to mentioning his mum's eyesight due to veering off course whilst talking bout his dad, he was going to say it) = cancels each other out so James don't need to worry 😁
My glasses are -3s and some change, and I was hanging out with my mom the other day, and she was like, "I can see through the front how strong your script is" 🤣🤣💀💀😭😭 BTW my mom is almost legally blind she wore coke bottle glasses back in the day the audacity 🤣🤣💀💀
God gave me a golden heart after his own and a mind that rarely glitches and is good at solving, but in the visual department, homie was like, “nah-ah.” Imparement imparted. That people get to just see sh*t for free is an actual violation but still, He’s my guy.
A man walks into by job. I took one look at him and said to myself what is this? He made b-line to my desk reaches for my cup of coffee and while pulling it to his awaiting lips he says. Oooh coffee can I have some? I told him go right ahead. He turned around and walked out with my Duncan donuts in his hand. I wanted to cry, not because he took my coffee but that was the best coffee they ever made for me. 🥺
"Are you the protector of this family?!?" almost took me out. 😂😂
Same here 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
The "you smell like my husband, and now is dead" encounter would traumatize me!!!
I was a fresh faced 18 year old. Taking the greyhound bus from Pensacola FL to Denver CO. I woke up to an old guy looking down on me from the seat behind me. "He said your very pretty". I said thanks and he said "You remind me of my daughter...can I have your number?" I got up and moved closer to the bus driver.
@@Cantetinza17 Woah! That's creepy af wtf man 😯
@@bookclub5021 I agree. I high tailed it to the front of the bus.
@@Cantetinza17wait r u a dude?
@@Cantetinza17 wooooah!!!! That's creepy!!! He was a very creepy old man
The funniest thing that James have a story for every situation bruv I can relate
Ngl I think Fuhad was the kind of guy to reject a girl because he knew he couldn't hide it from his dad 😂😂😂
That's me right now wtf
"Breed it" is fucking crazy
Too wild lol 😂😂😂
"just take my eyes bro" im still laughing as i write this lmaoojooooooooooooo
The feet in the lap on the plane just reminded me of the time I was on a plane next to some guy that thought he was gods gift and was disturbed by the fact that I wasn’t interested and upon the flight attendant announcing our descent, he reached over and started rubbing my leg. To which I silently picked up his hand and removed it from my person. I literally could not believe it was real life
if men have anything it’s the audacity😭
😒🤢😡
“Don’t be stingy” is craaaaazy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That deserves a Will Smith slap, aint nobody got time to plah around with their food
-12 vision here. and astigmatism contacts only go to -10… i need surgery to see 🤓
yeah they mentioned -6... I'm cruising at a solid -9
Stealing glasses is just a different level of disrespect. Take my money before you take my sight 😂
I'm just here appreciating the camera quality they now have
The smell one doesn't seem that wild to me.
I'd just be like, 'A lot of people use the same cologne/deodorant' and move on 😅
Like she doesn't know that? Obviously, it's a unique scent if she went out her way to say that. It's like some people only think halfway.
@@mr.jameson218 No, you goof. I meant from the guy's perspective. It made no sense for him to walk around the rest of the day "fearing for his life" like he said 🤦🏾♂️😂😂
My eyesight was -6 Right and -7 left. Thank God for LASIK 😅
4:49 me personally I'd be happily surprised waking up like that
is Ellis doing these thumbnails?? cuz they're cleannn
Mine are worse lol -9 on one eye and -10 on the other. So bad the nhs pay for my eye test 🤣🤣
These stories on the bus is why I avoid public transport 😂
Ok but 13:47 I know in Australia there is a gob of a sheep shearer but that’s also sometimes what you call people who…bonk… sheep
A drunk guy ate off my plate at the bar when the waitress threatened to cut him off if he didn't order some food.😅
damn never been this early
Same gng
that's a no-no .... !!!!!! 🤣😂🤣
So this daddy thing is like .. a thing now 🤣
me sitting here with my one -3 eye and one -4 eye just listening like😭😭😭
14:55 Bro was moving like an african uncle with the audacity and entitlement bc wdym you're threatening me when you just said you just wanted to walk 😭😭
Not me feeling offended when James spoke about his father's eyesight, as a Trini who wears glasses. I'm nearsighted and need Glasses when driving or just going outdoors.🤣🤣🤣🤣
15:21 me having rewatched For Colored Girls earlier
CHILE DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
I couldn’t imagine being -6 in vision. I was -4.75 when I decided to save up and get lasik. If I didn’t have my glasses I literally couldn’t see anything if it wasn’t at lest 2cm away from my face. It’s been 2 years since lasik and it was the best decision. Vision is 20/15 now
I was at target one day and I was picking up a package at customer service with my 4 month old baby. This old couple were admiring her and I found nothing strange about it, until the man said I should go shopping and he and his wife can watch my baby for me while I shop around … I’m black and my baby looks mulatto , the couple was white. So yeah, you can guess what my response was 😂😂😂
Not gonna lie this says it came out 8hrs ago but I could swear I watched this exact thing last week
Lmaaooo one time I was walking into a liquor store and some guy came up to me and asked if my eyes were real and if he could touch them while putting his finger towards my eye 😭😭 I was so confused and scared 🤣😭
I got assaulted by a 5yr old boy...
When I was in 6th form I met a guy on a uni open day and made the excuse to stay with some family friends in London to link him. 1 of the 3 kids was acting extra shy this time, hiding from me, giggling, not talking, then as I was leaving I hugged the other kids and asked this boy if he's gonna say bye and he ran off. As I'm about to walk out the front door the kid runs and hugs me and doesn't let go for a while. When he eventually backed off he said "you have to marry me now because you touched my willy" and pointed down to his little dingy hanging out of his pyjama pants IN FRONT OF HIS MUM, HER FRIEND AND 2 SIBLINGS 😭 can't lie we all burst out laughing
Are you the protector of this family? 😂😂😂
Talking about the glasses prescription thing...
My left eye is a -3.50 while my right eye is a -6.75 prescription. I do have to wear glasses constantly to see as I've just tested my eyesight and I can't see anything unless it was right in my face with my right eye whilst my left eye I can maybe see only 50cm clearly (estimated, currently looking at my prescription to test my eye sight)
I guess my right eye was so bad that 2 years ago I was rushed to the hospital THAT DAY
The opticians in the comments , if there are any, will know what I'm talking about but basically my optic nerve or optic disk thing (white round thing in my eye in the scan) was blurry when it should be clear. after a few tests it turns out everything is fine and they concluded that, that's just how my eye is
I've been for an eye test last week and it shows the same thing and the lady explained it to me and actually showed me the scan and told me how it should be compared to my eye
Getting contact lenses for the first time though so i'm excited to see what I look like without glasses
Some random at my brother's apt complex asked if he could smell my feet as I was getting in my car
6:15 -6.0 mean she can only see a few inches in front of her face, IF THAT
he said daddy?😭
Righttttr blew me 😂😂
So we just gonna let the "daddy" comment slide?
Watching this with -8 vision 🫠
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
BQCO TO THE BEGGING WJO JAMES CALING DADDU
First 🎉
Why so stingy
Yea the daddy this is becoming weird
So we’re not going to talk about how Fuhad and James both went ‘Bap, Bap.’ And threw scissors? 😂
Fr😂😂😂😂
Is that how they do it over there?
bruuuuuhhhh 😂
Bro they didn't even notice I think
James have lived my boi cause he always have a story
I can imagine James's father watching this, laughing, calling him a bastard 🤣
😂😂😂😂
Now who’s going to tell james the whole perfume incident is how witchcraft works 👀 😂😂😂😂😂
Before telling James, tell us! wtf?!
😢 huh?
Not really, but it has been used in spell work. It's just a smell tag no different then when you smell a particular cookie and it reminds you of something. Or when a song comes on and it makes you think of someone.
witchcraft isn't real diva
"What's a sheep shearer?"
"Someone who shears sheep."
"Oh..."
😂
Not Fuhad moaning 💀 10:05
James, "let me check that dilation." 🤣
"Chat to man like uterus" is crazyyyyyyyyyy
"Some ppl just have 20/20 and some ppl just don't." Me over here looking with my four eyes 🤓
Same! Me out here paying to exist on the earth
Life really isn't fair, I mean it's crazy that there are people out here paying to see😂😂😂😂
Most people's eyes lose the ability to auto adjust around age 40. That's why a lot of older people wear reading glasses.
I'd be devastated if someone stole my glasses off my face 😂
Cuz who just has a spare pair on them!? 😭🤣🤣
@@valerienwadeyi5630 hell after hearing this I will keep a spare pair 😂
Like fr cuz I need those to drive 😭😭😭
@@tianaquantussy4997 like wow you just gonna rob me of my sight tho 😂
“He’s gonna chat to man like Uterus” when I say I fucking cackled 😂😂😂😂😂
as someone who wears glasses, i keep a pair at home but i live so far from work that it wouldnt just be an inconvenience, it would ruin my whole year
James always has a story😂😂The perfect duo for Podcast❤❤🎉🎉
whats mental is that people with glasses are suffering from disability and specsavers is just making bank, glasses should be free not £120-£300 average
-8.5 both eyes, the struggle is real
You man should do worst first dates
james has lived life
The dog Walker creep story energy happens alll in the time for girls/women. Two night ago I was having a cig outside work on a quick break and some guy walking past asked for a cig but I said no sorry my baccy was downstairs and immediately started swearing at me and squaring up. He actually started shadow boxing and then tried to do a spin kick from 2 metres away and nearly fell over. Was too stunned to cringe. Still backed himself enough to carry on walking down the street shouting back at me calling me a sket. I’m 32. It was 16.00.. Guys are crazy out there
just when I thought I've read everything... I read this 😩
Just picturing all of this in my head almost made my choke on my oatmeal 😂😂
Why did he call that man daddy 😂😂😂
I'm guessing your new here 😂😂😂
Because Fuhad is daddy 😂😂😅
@@sasharichards3730FAAACCCCTTTTSSSS *in Fuhad voice* 😂😂😂
I love these men.
The rants are legendary 😆 " James.. "I don't have time for interactions like this."😅... "Are you the protector of this family "😂
The fact that you all found a way to make maternity role play sound sexy is wild AF! 😂😂😂
Nah you gotta slap that lady hand 😂 bout she just grabbing braids and staring 😂
You know something is so racist that you just stand there stuck
True story, 35 years ago when I was dating my husband, I used to wear eternity eau de parfum. One day he went home after work and searched all over his mom’s house because he could smell me and thought I was hiding. Turns out one of his sisters had started wearing the same cologne.
12:19 that man didn't think you were female. Glad you escaped 😂😂😂
Breed it is treacherous behavior
My contacts are a -10.5 and -9, I'm blind basically without glasses or contacts
"someone crash the coach"😂😂😂
The pizza one is insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way Fuhad says things sometimes has me damn near spraying coffee all over my boy when we watch this.
I once caught a whiff of my ex's cologne walking in a stadium at a soccer game. I looked up and five paces ahead of me was him and his new girlfriend...the one he cheated on me with. 🥴
My mind is stuck on James thinking the 4hr trip I take to see my family in DC is long 😂 lmao
it’s a lot more normal in the US to have long trips
4 hours is like a decent amount of the UK itself if you travel straight up/down, whereas in the US you can travel for longer than that in some states and still be in that same state by the end of it
You do realize places like Texas bigger than France right? Just an example),
You should most def look at maps more often to educate yourself a bit.
@@Willo3293 I’m aware of the size difference trust me. It was a joke clearly annotated by the laughing emoji and use of the phrase “lmao”
Please check before you look to call me ignorant for a hee hee ha ha
@@friendlypotato5719 lol I know I was making a joke because that’s literally the bus I’m on right now.
"Shiv??" 😂😭😂😭 My WEIRDEST encounter with a stranger! 😐😣🤦🏾♀️th-cam.com/video/p4947MDjovI/w-d-xo.html
"Time and testosterone" is the scariest words ive ever heard put together
It’s just take my eyes out bro for me 😂😂😂
I came off as an accidental racist cause the punchline of the joke got cut off by someone else. I just left. welp. ain't coming back from that.
it was a joke that was about white ppl (my own race) but it was led up to sound like it was about another race. 😂😂 the reveal is what got cut off.
He said you're going to want fish fingers 😢😢😂😂😂
Why are they having a whole conversation about how sad it is to wear glasses😂😂😂. Its not a death sentence 😂
U actually think u have 20 / 20 vision until u test your eyesight, fam the world is beautiful colors ago crazy 🤣🤣🤣
Me watching this through my thick lens 😭 -5.75 prescription 😭
Fire shirt fuhads wearing lowkey 😭
LONGSIGHTED! 😂
Not judging, but "race-play" is whack.
3:30😅😅😅was riding the Greyhound out of state 4years ago, to visit some people, dozed off, woke up laying on the man's next to me's shoulder, CUDDLED IN💀💀💀💀 I woke up dead😂😂😂😂i was so embarrassed i knew i had a gentle snore going on too. he said it was alright but i felt so bad😂😂😂😂
3:21 is the sincerest kiss teet I've heard in a while, I know James meant that 😂
James's dads long sight + James's mums short sight (I feel like even though he didn't quite get to mentioning his mum's eyesight due to veering off course whilst talking bout his dad, he was going to say it) = cancels each other out so James don't need to worry 😁
Where do we send these to?
My dog isn’t big but she would have lost it if that man tried to approach us while walking! It’s so scary out here!
James callin man daddy dont even seem unusual any more😔🍐🍏🍇🍉🍌
Lol
I once had a guy come up to me during my smoke break and offer to be my security guard... That's the only time I wished I had one already 😂
feels like fuhads forehead gets darker when he raises his eyebrows
My glasses are -3s and some change, and I was hanging out with my mom the other day, and she was like, "I can see through the front how strong your script is" 🤣🤣💀💀😭😭 BTW my mom is almost legally blind she wore coke bottle glasses back in the day the audacity 🤣🤣💀💀
God gave me a golden heart after his own and a mind that rarely glitches and is good at solving, but in the visual department, homie was like, “nah-ah.” Imparement imparted. That people get to just see sh*t for free is an actual violation but still, He’s my guy.
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The eye prescription is frustrating. Mine have gotten worse with age and it’s awful. Without my contacts I’m truly blind and I’m in the 3’s. :(
A man walks into by job. I took one look at him and said to myself what is this? He made b-line to my desk reaches for my cup of coffee and while pulling it to his awaiting lips he says. Oooh coffee can I have some? I told him go right ahead. He turned around and walked out with my Duncan donuts in his hand. I wanted to cry, not because he took my coffee but that was the best coffee they ever made for me. 🥺
The smell thing is helpful. Some ppl have been known to smell certain illnesses. I’d go to the doctors immediately