I feel bad for his frustrations over dealing with so many uncooperative people. The fact that he has to constantly repeat himself, and resort to violence just to get an answer from people truly exemplifies the general rude nature of our society. Don't worry Jack you're not alone! We feel your pain! LOL!
Mike Banning from Olympus has Fallen and London has Fallen is kind of like him. But I think 24 was so good, because it always felt believable. Like the plot made sense.
Jack the type of man to say "I love you" to his ungrateful teenage daughter and then when she doesn't return it he screams "I LOVE YOU" and then she still doesn't reply
My favourite Jack Bauer "ask nicely" moment is in Live Another Day when he is interrogating Steve Navarro. He asked him a question, Navarro didn't reply, then Jack casually said "I'm going to ask you nicely one last time" I knew what was coming. Five seconds later, Jack is pounding Steve's hand with his own handgun, then he threw Steve to the ground and then security guards came in and restrained Jack. I swear to God, I LAUGHED so fucking hard. Classic Jack Bauer got carried away and then restrained LOL
Just imagine the interview for the role of Jack Bauer. Keifer Sutherland: Send those other guys home I am Jack Bauer. Interviewer: Okay sir we will..... Keifer Sutherland: I SAID GET THEM OUT OF HERE I AM JACK BAUER!!!!
DAMN IT! WHERE'S MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER! WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S ARE THE FILES? SHUT UP! OPEN THE DOOR! Love how he shouts. No one can scare people by screaming at someone unless you're Jack Bauer.
If you watch 24 all the yelling makes perfect sense! In a situation where you have to get a lot done to try and stop a very bad situation, and one one is willing to cooperate, yelling and threatening just comes natural!
24 days in a nutshell: 1-5 Jack caring for his family, doing the right thing, while both being ignored or betrayed. 6-8 is Jack being done with everything and everyone, continuing to be smarter than everyone else, and still being ignored and or betrayed. 9 is Jack just falling back on old habits and dealing with bullshit, while cleaning up everyone else’s mess. Tell me if I’m accurate or if I missed something.
It was fascinating how Jack eventually had this Dominic Toretto level of plot armor, intelligence and skill. I would say Seasons 1-3 are Jack caring about his family, Season 4 is Jack trying to start over, Season 5 is Jack trying to get his life back, Season 6 is ??? I guess his family baggage, Season 7 is trying to get himself exonerated instead of getting indicted, and Season 8 is a revenge-fueled killing spree. Season 9 is he's bored and needs something to do
5:03- "Shut up!" ... "I SAID SHUT UP!" TONY: NO JACK NO- YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS- STOP SAYING THINGS AND THEN YELLING THEM- I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR LITTLE GAME!
"What have you done??" "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!" I love this man! 😂 Jack Bauer is beast, and Kiefer is a spectacular actor, I am just in shock how calm and humble he is in real life, like he doesn't hurt a fly...🤣🤣🤣
"DAMMNIT!!" "I want you to run point on this one." "Put her in holding." "DROP YOUR WEAPON!" "FEDERAL AGENT!!" "Pull up satellite footage." "WAS AIR FORCE ONE JUST HIT?!"
I remember someone pointing out that both Xander Berkeley (George Mason) and Sarah Clarke (Nina Myers) both played Judas turncoat government agents involved with a hit on the president--Berkeley in AIR FORCE ONE and Clark here on 24, and both involved AIR FORCE ONE.
Jack is the nicest guy on the planet.... Unless he has to deal with terrorists plotting to murder countless innocent people. Unfortunately for him he has to deal with them all the time.
@@purpleglitterladette to be honest they probably never get a chance to pay him after everything that happens in the season finales lol (well maybe apart from like season 1 2 and 3 lol)
Communication, the Jack Bauer Way Remember: 1. Ask Nicely 2. Ask again, less nicely Also: how to settle a buyer / seller dispute, when the seller argues their policy on no refunds, like Jack Bauer: *WARNING, LENGTHY COMMENT AHEAD* *Que: Inspirational 24 Music Theme* *Que: 24 Countdown Timer* Jack Bauer Narration: "The following takes place between 1 PM, and 2 PM" Jack: "... I want a refund ..." Help Desk: "we can't give you a refund..." Jack: "I WANT A DAMN REFUND!!" Help Desk: "WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A REFUND!!" Bystander Employee: "sir... y-y-you have speak... with our manager!" Jack: *points towards the Bystander Employee* "where's the Manager..." Bystander Employee: "he's..." Jack: "WHERE'S THE MANAGER!!" Help Desk: "... he's, out... on..." Jack: "where? *points at help desk* WHERE??" Help Desk: *stressed* "HE'S ON VACATION, I DUNNO WHERE!!" Jack: "put 'em on the phone, please... *points at desk phone* PUT HIM ON THE DAM PHONE!!" Help Desk: "....." Jack: "Call him... *getting angrier* CALL HIM!!" Jack: *points at Bystander Employee* "don't move... *throws the pen holder cup at Bystander Employee* I SAID DON'T MOVE!!" Help Desk, *calls Manager* Jack: "put 'em on the speaker... *BANGS DESK* NOW!!" Phone: "please enjoy our soothing music and cheery ringback tone, while your party is reached..." *Ringtone Music Plays* Jack: *getting (increasingly) agitated* "dammit..." Manager, on speaker: "Y'ello!" Help Desk: "Sir... I, he's..." Jack: "talk.... *grabs Help Desk Employee, growling, making a fist* TALK!!." Manager's Voice: "Who is this?" Help Desk: "... i-it's for you..." Jack: "gimme that... *Snatching Phone* thank you, now sit tight... *points at both Employees* STAY THERE, BOTH OF YOU." Manager's Voice: "Hello?" Jack: "is this the Manager? *slaps Help Desk Employee* IS HE?" Help Desk: *nods, nervously* Manager's Voice: "... speaking, who is this?" Jack: "My name is Jack Bauer, I wor- I'm calling about a seller / buyer dispute." Manager's Voice: "o...kay, and how can we help you?" Jack: "I'm calling about a seller / buyer dispute... I'd like a refund..." Manager's Voice: "o...kay, and what's your dispute or claim?" Jack: *I already told you...* I want to request a refund, my computer's not working, the one I bought, that I had delivered to me..." Manager's Voice: "have you tried getting the computer fixed??" Jack: "I tried that... LOOK, it doesn't work, okay? I tried getting it fixed, it doesn't work..." Manager's Voice: "Have you tried a specialist..." Jack: "look, I said the dam thing doesn't work!! I tried a specialist, and they tell me the same thing: IT DOESN'T WORK" Manager's Voice: "then... how can we help you...?" Jack: *seriously?!* "I want to request a refund. For my computer..." Manager's Voice: "I'm sorry, you'll have to go through Claims..." Jack: "Well, I'm calling YOU NOW. I WANT A REFUND." Manager's Voice: "sir, calm down..." Jack: "I AM CALM." Help Desk: "yeah, just calm down, Mr. ahh Bauer!" Jack: *PISSED* "I AM CALM!! *addressing Manager* Who do you work for?" Manager's Voice: "'scuse me?" Jack: "WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?? ... I WANT A NAME. I WANT NAMES!! I WANT YOUR NAME, YOUR NAME, AND YOUR NAME! AND YOUR COMPANY'S NAME!! .... NOW!!" Manager's Voice: "SIR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL..." Jack: "NAMES, NOW!!" *Que: Japanese Jack Bauer Theme* Ore wa, Jack-ku Bow-wa, Tsune ni dai pinchi!! (I am Jack Bauer, Always in Danger...) (apologies if bad Japanese) *que: on screen clock* Jack: *sobbing* "I just wanted a refund... *sniff* I just wanted A GODDAMN REFUND.... so what do I have to do, to get a refund... *sob* you sunava bitch... WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO!!" Manager's Voice: "sir, we'll try to work with you, BUT 1st..." Jack: "DAMMIT!!" Ore Wa JACK...KU BOW-WA!! "Actually I'm a cry baby..." *Que: Ragna the Blood Edge , Rebellion Song, L.A. Vocals... oh wait, wrong Character*
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?” Jack asked CALMLY. (Which to be fair would be Jack’s shouting voice) Harry reels back, traumatised for life… 🤦♂️😏😳🤣😂🤣😂
Sad thing is someone like Kiefer Sutherland's character Jack Bauer is just not appreciated in the world. It's easier and more convenient for people to label him as a loose cannon, hothead, ticking time bomb, etc. Yet, his tactics are what get things done while those criticizing him and how he chooses to do things sit on their indecisive butts and do nothing. If there's one lesson I learned from watching 24 it's that you can't play nice with terrorists.
Bruh its a tv show, don't equate what happens in it to real life. Because in the real world, torturing someone doesn't guarantee at all that they'll give you the correct info (been proven time and time again). Because of course someone being tortured is gonna say whatever the f they want so you can stop torturing them lol.
Jack Bauer at a restaurant on a first date... Jack: What would you like to eat? Date: oh, let me look at the menu. Jack: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!? Date: what? Jack: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM IN!? TELL ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!? Date: oh my god! Jack: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!! TELL ME!! Date: I don’t know! Jack: You’re going to tell me what I need to know or I’m going to start shoving napkins down your throat.
2:33 This one's different. He tells instead of asks, and doesn't hesitate to repeat. 3:41 So's this one. It was someone else. 4:24 Ditto. This is like the first one. 6:05 President Taylor.
I totally forgot about Mike Novick. He was a badass chief of staff unlike wussy Jimmy Cooper this season. I hope him and Aaron are back this season, or for the 24 movie.
When it comes back on, I will chuckle every time Jack repeats something."Open the door, Joe!" sounds so familiar… if only it was, "Open the door, Chris!"
I’ve been rewatching this recently and it is magnificent. Season 5 but I think my favourite impromptu moment is Jack doing a gas station holdup. What is he like!?!?!
I misread the instructions at first and thought step 2 was to ask *more* nicely. I got really confused when he kept doing the opposite, so I just let go of reason and listened for a while... the words eventually stopped making sense and instead became - sounds, *SAME LOUDER SOUNDS*... then I started to think maybe this is how dogs hear their owner when being given commands... and I felt cosmic dog sadness. *I FELT COSMIC DOG SADNESS!* Also, lol at 7:17
The original cut, which contained all the quiet/loud occurrences I found, was over 20 minutes long. That cut contained either two or three exchanges with Graem in that scene. Sadly, (because I love them all) I had to trim about 60% of the exchanges to get the whole thing to be a reasonable length, which is still probably too long for most people. I can try to post the full cut if you want.
You missed my favorite SAY IT, YELL IT moment though- There a bunch where he yells at Chloe that are good: Season 5, EP1- "Step away Chloe .... ...... ..... STEP AWAY NOW!"
He does. And... it's a miracle he has a throat left at all. After all the hard chain-smoking (and I mean over a lifetime), the copisious hot black coffee, the cold hard booze... Keifer has some coarse charred vocals there... And all the screaming that he has to do... Jack isn't just the star of the show... He IS the show... His racing against a pulsating digital clock while he tortures everyone who has the misfortune to cross his path... Sutherland should be giving up that voice box any day now...
To have Jack Bauer ask you something is bad enough. But then to have him repeat it again louder and angrier... is the worst. Nobody can stand up to that kind of pressure.
Jack Bauer's the biggest BADASS in TV history. Bauer's my favourite along with Ira Gaines and Tony Almeida. Presidents Palmer, Logan and Hasan. The Drazens, Nina Myers, Chloe O'Brian, Habib Marwan, Sherry Palmer, Wayne Palmer in Season 3. Darren McCarthy, Terri and Kim Bauer. Edgar Stiles, Martha Logan, Aaron Pierce, Greg Penticoff, Mandy,. Joe Prado, Davos, Jonathan Matijevic, Mike Novick, Audrey Boudreau, Bill Buchanan, Michelle Dessler, George Mason, Navi Araz.
I feel bad for his frustrations over dealing with so many uncooperative people. The fact that he has to constantly repeat himself, and resort to violence just to get an answer from people truly exemplifies the general rude nature of our society. Don't worry Jack you're not alone! We feel your pain! LOL!
i mean… it’s hard to communicate with terrorists
He literally wanted everything done as quickly as possible since this is 24. Fast paced, every second counts.
@@joemarsden68 It's true, if only terrorists had better communication skills
Jack Bauer is the most badass TV character of all time...
JACK BAUER IS THE MOST BADASS TV CHARACTER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!
Colin Donovan who the hell do you think you are ???
WHOOO THEEE HEELLLL DDDOOOO YOUUUU THIIINK YOUUU AREEEE ??????????????
Colin Donovan No, that would be me
Colin Donovan He is or was the last real action hero.
Mike Banning from Olympus has Fallen and London has Fallen is kind of like him. But I think 24 was so good, because it always felt believable. Like the plot made sense.
John Wick anyone?
"Hello Sir, can I take your order?"
"I want a large Coke and fries."
"Okay, and-"
"I WANT A LARGE COKE AND FRIES!!!"
"Make it fast, we're running out of time. DAMN IT, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"
"Sir, our ice cream machine is broken."
*"Understandable. HAVE A NICE DAMN DAY!!!"*
Lol, okay, you win! 😂🤣
@@mr.dystopian5554 the second line was just supposed to be "damnit damnit DAMNIT!"
Bauer is one of the most unintentionally hilarious characters ever
Best TV show of all time
There will never be another like it.
Facts. Only one bad/average season out of nine. That’s impressive. Fantastic concept and the best TV show character in Jack Bauer.
I know this comment is old, but agree
"WHERES THE BOMB!!?!" Bauer asked calmly
They played us like a damn fiddle...
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!!!
whooooooooooooo
@@julianannon MGS V the phantom pain
Jack the type of man to say "I love you" to his ungrateful teenage daughter and then when she doesn't return it he screams "I LOVE YOU" and then she still doesn't reply
7:18 When Jack Bauer doesn't shout at you the second time, but speaks in a low broken voice instead, you know you're dead.
You can never say Jack didn't ask you nicely the first time. You suffer the consequences if he has to ask you again.
You got that right 😂
I'm on season eight right now and I can never get tired of watching 24. Favorite phrase as always is, "Damn it Chloe."
I agree, but even the seasons before Chloe were really good
My favourite Jack Bauer "ask nicely" moment is in Live Another Day when he is interrogating Steve Navarro. He asked him a question, Navarro didn't reply, then Jack casually said "I'm going to ask you nicely one last time" I knew what was coming. Five seconds later, Jack is pounding Steve's hand with his own handgun, then he threw Steve to the ground and then security guards came in and restrained Jack. I swear to God, I LAUGHED so fucking hard. Classic Jack Bauer got carried away and then restrained LOL
Kinos141 LOL fuck, I need to watch that scene right now for my daily dose of comedy!! I swear 24 is an unintentional comedy show!
Oh yeah! Where he asks for the override device! Lol 😂
Every time Jack Bauer interrogates somebody, it's a memorable scene for the ages. I've watched every 24 at least 3 times. And Season 7 six times.
@@brucedudley2040man of culture and good taste.
I love when Jack takes a shot at Sherry. She shat her pants.
Best damn moment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he told her “Don’t try me “ I was done 😂
Just imagine the interview for the role of Jack Bauer.
Keifer Sutherland: Send those other guys home I am Jack Bauer.
Interviewer: Okay sir we will.....
Keifer Sutherland: I SAID GET THEM OUT OF HERE I AM JACK BAUER!!!!
If Jack Bauer was a school principal every kid would behave because they’d be too scared to go to the office and deal with his wrath 😂
Having a 24 marathon right now. When you step back and break it down like this, it's true! And it's so funny!
This happened to be one of those things I started noticing midway through Season 1, and it was impossible to ignore for the rest of the series.
Who has time to have a marathon of this? I'm watching it first time and I been spending weeks on end and just gotten season 6
@@jamalel-sayed5196last year i took a 15 days leave and binge watched the whole show and then seasons 5 and 7 for a second run.
How to communicate like Jack Bauer.. LIKE. JACK. BAUER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
DAMN YOU.
Jejking son of a bitch
LOL that abrupt ending was classic.
I swear this show makes me laugh so much
Kiefer has the right voice for Jack...
And what a voice !!...
Excellent vid thank you very much 😊👍
DAMN IT! WHERE'S MY WIFE AND DAUGHTER! WHERE'S THE BOMB? WHERE'S ARE THE FILES? SHUT UP! OPEN THE DOOR! Love how he shouts. No one can scare people by screaming at someone unless you're Jack Bauer.
Yeah, "Damn it!" constitutes 40% of his script.
now this is how Big Boss should've been like in MGS V
"Who is the man in Visalia?"
*silence and chirping crickets*
*Jack pulls out piece*
*BANG! BANG!*
"WHO IS THE MAN IN VISALIA?"
M-Mamoud Faheen.
If you watch 24 all the yelling makes perfect sense! In a situation where you have to get a lot done to try and stop a very bad situation, and one one is willing to cooperate, yelling and threatening just comes natural!
I'm beginning to see a pattern
1:55 laughed until I almost passed out
Max Payne 😂😂
Max Payne She shat her pants
I hated Sherry so much.
@@chrisherrera5769 I kinda loved to hate her. I didn't like her but I appreciated her role on the show
The witty sherry nearly disintegrated 😂😂
"He's going into cardiac arrest."
Jack: *"BRING HIM BACK!!!"*
😂😂😂😂
niqqah doesnt care bruh looooool
24 days in a nutshell: 1-5 Jack caring for his family, doing the right thing, while both being ignored or betrayed. 6-8 is Jack being done with everything and everyone, continuing to be smarter than everyone else, and still being ignored and or betrayed. 9 is Jack just falling back on old habits and dealing with bullshit, while cleaning up everyone else’s mess. Tell me if I’m accurate or if I missed something.
It was fascinating how Jack eventually had this Dominic Toretto level of plot armor, intelligence and skill.
I would say Seasons 1-3 are Jack caring about his family, Season 4 is Jack trying to start over, Season 5 is Jack trying to get his life back, Season 6 is ??? I guess his family baggage, Season 7 is trying to get himself exonerated instead of getting indicted, and Season 8 is a revenge-fueled killing spree. Season 9 is he's bored and needs something to do
China changed him.
5 is the best season and he went completely insane after Season 1, understandably
Now I get why House M.D. says "works for jack bauer" in Season 6 😂
The only other actor who's shouted this much and this effectively is Al Pacino. ;)
Why does nobody listen the first time?
WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN THE FIRST TIME?!!!
Because they're idiots.
BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@OneWeirdDude You ruined the joke man. Yours wasn't funny at all.
@@victorgodwin4458 Seriously?
"I don't know"
"I DONT KNOW!"
He can do the Bad cop-Worst cop routine by himself
He only repeats things and then YELLS because no one ever believes or answers him the first few times!
Kirigaya Kazuto Aw, I know! He always seems a little hurt by that. We trust him!!
5:03- "Shut up!" ... "I SAID SHUT UP!"
TONY: NO JACK NO- YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS- STOP SAYING THINGS AND THEN YELLING THEM- I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR LITTLE GAME!
That was 5:07
Tony was the only character in all of 24 that was able to stand up to Jack. Too bad he ended the way he did.
Ah season one. The good old days.
"What have you done??" "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!" I love this man! 😂 Jack Bauer is beast, and Kiefer is a spectacular actor, I am just in shock how calm and humble he is in real life, like he doesn't hurt a fly...🤣🤣🤣
24 is an epic series
"Let me see your hands. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!"
Then, "Let me see your hands. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!"
"DAMMNIT!!"
"I want you to run point on this one."
"Put her in holding."
"DROP YOUR WEAPON!"
"FEDERAL AGENT!!"
"Pull up satellite footage."
"WAS AIR FORCE ONE JUST HIT?!"
Jack has 3 stages.
1. Friendly asking
2. Shouting at you.
3. Killing you for not cooperating
Yes
my favorite: was air force one just hit?
WAS AIR FORCE ONE JUST HIT????!!!!!
I remember someone pointing out that both Xander Berkeley (George Mason) and Sarah Clarke (Nina Myers) both played Judas turncoat government agents involved with a hit on the president--Berkeley in AIR FORCE ONE and Clark here on 24, and both involved AIR FORCE ONE.
They are also married to each other in real life lol.
Yes, they met on the set of this show.
Haha i was just seeing that as I saw your comment. It’s a great one.
If Jack Bauer asks you something or tells you to do something you DON'T GET IN HIS WAY!!
Jack is the nicest guy on the planet.... Unless he has to deal with terrorists plotting to murder countless innocent people.
Unfortunately for him he has to deal with them all the time.
24 hrs at a time
Whatever CTU pay him its not enough for the shere amount of stress and shit he goes through lol
@@purpleglitterladette to be honest they probably never get a chance to pay him after everything that happens in the season finales lol (well maybe apart from like season 1 2 and 3 lol)
Well said
@@JayK07 Yes!
Where's the phone charger ?! WHERE IS IT!!!???!
The Jane Saunders scene is so funny...
Communication, the Jack Bauer Way
Remember:
1. Ask Nicely
2. Ask again, less nicely
Also:
how to settle a buyer / seller dispute, when the seller argues their policy on no refunds,
like Jack Bauer:
*WARNING, LENGTHY COMMENT AHEAD*
*Que: Inspirational
24 Music Theme*
*Que: 24 Countdown Timer*
Jack Bauer Narration:
"The following takes place between
1 PM, and 2 PM"
Jack:
"... I want a refund ..."
Help Desk:
"we can't give you a refund..."
Jack:
"I WANT A DAMN REFUND!!"
Help Desk:
"WE CAN'T GIVE YOU A REFUND!!"
Bystander Employee:
"sir... y-y-you have speak... with our manager!"
Jack:
*points towards the Bystander Employee*
"where's the Manager..."
Bystander Employee:
"he's..."
Jack:
"WHERE'S THE MANAGER!!"
Help Desk:
"... he's, out... on..."
Jack:
"where?
*points at help desk*
WHERE??"
Help Desk: *stressed*
"HE'S ON VACATION,
I DUNNO WHERE!!"
Jack:
"put 'em on the phone, please...
*points at desk phone*
PUT HIM ON THE DAM PHONE!!"
Help Desk:
"....."
Jack:
"Call him...
*getting angrier*
CALL HIM!!"
Jack: *points at Bystander Employee*
"don't move...
*throws the pen holder cup at Bystander Employee*
I SAID DON'T MOVE!!"
Help Desk, *calls Manager*
Jack:
"put 'em on the speaker...
*BANGS DESK*
NOW!!"
Phone:
"please enjoy our soothing music and cheery ringback tone, while your party is reached..."
*Ringtone Music Plays*
Jack:
*getting (increasingly) agitated*
"dammit..."
Manager, on speaker:
"Y'ello!"
Help Desk:
"Sir... I, he's..."
Jack:
"talk....
*grabs Help Desk Employee, growling, making a fist*
TALK!!."
Manager's Voice:
"Who is this?"
Help Desk:
"... i-it's for you..."
Jack:
"gimme that...
*Snatching Phone*
thank you, now sit tight...
*points at both Employees*
STAY THERE, BOTH OF YOU."
Manager's Voice:
"Hello?"
Jack:
"is this the Manager?
*slaps Help Desk Employee*
IS HE?"
Help Desk:
*nods, nervously*
Manager's Voice:
"... speaking, who is this?"
Jack:
"My name is Jack Bauer,
I wor- I'm calling about a seller / buyer dispute."
Manager's Voice:
"o...kay, and how can we help you?"
Jack:
"I'm calling about a seller / buyer dispute... I'd like a refund..."
Manager's Voice:
"o...kay, and what's your dispute or claim?"
Jack:
*I already told you...*
I want to request a refund, my computer's not working, the one I bought, that I had delivered to me..."
Manager's Voice:
"have you tried getting the computer fixed??"
Jack:
"I tried that...
LOOK, it doesn't work, okay?
I tried getting it fixed, it doesn't work..."
Manager's Voice:
"Have you tried a specialist..."
Jack:
"look, I said the dam thing doesn't work!! I tried a specialist, and they tell me the same thing: IT DOESN'T WORK"
Manager's Voice:
"then... how can we help you...?"
Jack:
*seriously?!*
"I want to request a refund.
For my computer..."
Manager's Voice:
"I'm sorry, you'll have to go through Claims..."
Jack:
"Well, I'm calling YOU NOW.
I WANT A REFUND."
Manager's Voice:
"sir, calm down..."
Jack:
"I AM CALM."
Help Desk:
"yeah, just calm down, Mr. ahh Bauer!"
Jack: *PISSED*
"I AM CALM!!
*addressing Manager*
Who do you work for?"
Manager's Voice:
"'scuse me?"
Jack:
"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR??
... I WANT A NAME.
I WANT NAMES!!
I WANT YOUR NAME, YOUR NAME, AND YOUR NAME!
AND YOUR COMPANY'S NAME!!
.... NOW!!"
Manager's Voice:
"SIR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL..."
Jack:
"NAMES, NOW!!"
*Que: Japanese Jack Bauer Theme*
Ore wa, Jack-ku Bow-wa,
Tsune ni dai pinchi!!
(I am Jack Bauer,
Always in Danger...)
(apologies if bad Japanese)
*que: on screen clock*
Jack: *sobbing*
"I just wanted a refund...
*sniff* I just wanted A GODDAMN REFUND....
so what do I have to do,
to get a refund...
*sob* you sunava bitch...
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO!!"
Manager's Voice:
"sir, we'll try to work with you, BUT 1st..."
Jack:
"DAMMIT!!"
Ore Wa
JACK...KU BOW-WA!!
"Actually I'm a cry baby..."
*Que: Ragna the Blood Edge , Rebellion Song, L.A. Vocals... oh wait, wrong Character*
XION toshiro A screenplay option on youtube already????????
Get help.
I'm halfway through season two, and now I'm constantly noticing how Jack repeats stuff. Thanks :p.
Why is MGSV incomplete?
WHY IS IT INCOMPLETE??!!!!
Where is metal gear!!
I love how Renee and Kate Morgan became female Jack Bauers. RIP Annie Wersching aka Renee.
His voice is always in a whisper , So badass!! Gotta love this dude’s gangsterism!
Did you enter the hotel?
*Kicks the table away, aims gun and comes closer*
DID YOU ENTER THE HOTEL?!
I shouldn't be watching this at work! 🤣🤣🤣
I always watch 24 as Metal Gear Solid and all the telephone calls are CODEC calls.
1:56
"HOW DARE YOU TALK DOW--"
*[BANG!]*
This was awesome!
.
No wait..
*THIS WAS AWESOME!*
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?” Jack asked CALMLY. (Which to be fair would be Jack’s shouting voice) Harry reels back, traumatised for life… 🤦♂️😏😳🤣😂🤣😂
RULE NUMBER UNO, DO NOT PISS OFF JACK BAUER!
Sad thing is someone like Kiefer Sutherland's character Jack Bauer is just not appreciated in the world. It's easier and more convenient for people to label him as a loose cannon, hothead, ticking time bomb, etc. Yet, his tactics are what get things done while those criticizing him and how he chooses to do things sit on their indecisive butts and do nothing. If there's one lesson I learned from watching 24 it's that you can't play nice with terrorists.
Bruh its a tv show, don't equate what happens in it to real life. Because in the real world, torturing someone doesn't guarantee at all that they'll give you the correct info (been proven time and time again). Because of course someone being tortured is gonna say whatever the f they want so you can stop torturing them lol.
yup he is seen as unstable crazy man but fans know he is the only one who has a clue how to fight back
I'm surprised this much footage got on the net.
almost forgot to watch this today
Jack Bauer at a restaurant on a first date...
Jack: What would you like to eat?
Date: oh, let me look at the menu.
Jack: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?
Date: what?
Jack: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM IN!? TELL ME! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?
Date: oh my god!
Jack: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!! TELL ME!!
Date: I don’t know!
Jack: You’re going to tell me what I need to know or I’m going to start shoving napkins down your throat.
Stay off Tinder dude
😂😂😂😂😂😂 made my night
I wish I could be that intimidating.
People would just laugh if I tried to be tough and holler like Jack
LoL
I would laugh myself out
I'll say this, Bauer gets things done. You might not like the way he does it, but he gets it done.
2:33 This one's different. He tells instead of asks, and doesn't hesitate to repeat.
3:41 So's this one. It was someone else.
4:24 Ditto. This is like the first one.
6:05 President Taylor.
I totally forgot about Mike Novick. He was a badass chief of staff unlike wussy Jimmy Cooper this season. I hope him and Aaron are back this season, or for the 24 movie.
He's like my favourite side character lol
When it comes back on, I will chuckle every time Jack repeats something."Open the door, Joe!" sounds so familiar… if only it was, "Open the door, Chris!"
the ending 7:50 damn that escalated quickly
If Big Boss doesn't get to shout at all like this in Phantom Pain at least once, I will be so disappointed.
I’ve been rewatching this recently and it is magnificent. Season 5 but I think my favourite impromptu moment is Jack doing a gas station holdup. What is he like!?!?!
It's been a terrific 9 days.
Excellent communication skills. 10/10 no notes.
Where is skull face
WHERE IS SKULL FACE
I misread the instructions at first and thought step 2 was to ask *more* nicely. I got really confused when he kept doing the opposite, so I just let go of reason and listened for a while... the words eventually stopped making sense and instead became - sounds, *SAME LOUDER SOUNDS*... then I started to think maybe this is how dogs hear their owner when being given commands... and I felt cosmic dog sadness. *I FELT COSMIC DOG SADNESS!* Also, lol at 7:17
You should've added the scene when Jack is interrogating his brother Graem in season 6. He asked nicely and less nicer in that one.
The original cut, which contained all the quiet/loud occurrences I found, was over 20 minutes long. That cut contained either two or three exchanges with Graem in that scene. Sadly, (because I love them all) I had to trim about 60% of the exchanges to get the whole thing to be a reasonable length, which is still probably too long for most people. I can try to post the full cut if you want.
+Armando Loaeza SAY MY NAME
+Jorge Luis Davis
You're doing it wrong. It goes.
Please do it. PLEASE DO IT!
@@helpcomputa I know it’s pretty old but I really encourage you to do it!
I like way how he repeats himself without changing a single word.
Most of the time
LOL, say it once calmly, then yell it the second time.
0:35 my alarm at 6:00am
0:40 my alarm at 6:01am
4:24 When your parents come to see you when you're no longer a child/teenager.
@1:15 was hilarious. She gave it up real fast after the boom boom. 🤣🤣🤣
so Hiliarious.. Jack usually did those all the time.
One of the greatest TV series of all time bar none
TIL 24 could have been 12 if Jack said everything once.
"A surveillance camera?"
"...A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA!?!"
4:45 is golden LOL
"how dare you talk down to me" bitch I'm the one with the gun of course I'm gonna talk down to you 😂😂😂
You missed my favorite SAY IT, YELL IT moment though- There a bunch where he yells at Chloe that are good:
Season 5, EP1- "Step away Chloe .... ...... ..... STEP AWAY NOW!"
Damn, I didn't realize there was that many! LOL!
3:40--It's nice to see Bauer getting a taste of his own.
Oh, Audrey, you were perfect.
I want 24 back!
I WANT IT BACK, DAMMIT!
4:04 OH MY GOD thats beckett
Lol what are the odds my favorite fictional female cop ever!!!
thomas houser s
He must have a sore throat after every season.
He does. And... it's a miracle he has a throat left at all. After all the hard chain-smoking (and I mean over a lifetime), the copisious hot black coffee, the cold hard booze...
Keifer has some coarse charred vocals there...
And all the screaming that he has to do... Jack isn't just the star of the show... He IS the show... His racing against a pulsating digital clock while he tortures everyone who has the misfortune to cross his path...
Sutherland should be giving up that voice box any day now...
Hope he gargled with salt water a lot after each yelling take
To have Jack Bauer ask you something is bad enough. But then to have him repeat it again louder and angrier... is the worst. Nobody can stand up to that kind of pressure.
Everyone in a some part of our lives we had a Jack Bauer moment 😂😂😂
I just spoilt some of this for myself..
I SAID , I'VE JUST SPOILT SOME OF THIS FOR MYSELF!
Jack Bauer really had me dead @ 3:00 thru 3:08 when he jacked homeboy up with that scary tough voice 💀💀💀😆😆😆
who is the man in visaelea...
WHO IS THE MAN IN VISAELEA
Jack Bauer's the biggest BADASS in TV history. Bauer's my favourite along with Ira Gaines and Tony Almeida. Presidents Palmer, Logan and Hasan. The Drazens, Nina Myers, Chloe O'Brian, Habib Marwan, Sherry Palmer, Wayne Palmer in Season 3. Darren McCarthy, Terri and Kim Bauer. Edgar Stiles, Martha Logan, Aaron Pierce, Greg Penticoff, Mandy,. Joe Prado, Davos, Jonathan Matijevic, Mike Novick, Audrey Boudreau, Bill Buchanan, Michelle Dessler, George Mason, Navi Araz.
Hey, what do you want for breakfast?
I don't know dad
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST !?!
This is the funniest thing ever lol he has turrets he has to keep saying it over and over
At 0:08 was my favourite one