An underrated part of all this is that the announcer is a British guy trying his absolute best to do a hollywood producer voice. It comes out when he says things like "mum" and "loads of things"
I'm pretty sure he's all of the voices. The first one for the superhero movies says "trousers" rather than pants, and I don't think I've ever heard a American say that.
isnt it the other way? non upgradable/repairable buildings make a small clang noise while the ones that can be upgrades and repaired make that jail noise
Almost definitely a stock sound but I'm pretty sure it's actually the sound the crowbar makes in HL2 whenever it's dropped. The "empty metal" or "unrepairable/upgradeable" wrench sound in TF2 is likely edited from it, but I think might have like softer or slower tone. Believe it or not, Thomas & Friends used the *actual* normal wrench sound for a scene where someone bumps into a flatbed and paint cans fly everywhere, but it was also a solid 2 years before TF2 was released.
It’s great seeing Jerma play these kinds of games because he always seems like an actor during his huge streams. All the way from his tabletop magic show, to the computer doctor, and up to the carnival and other big production streams. He seems like he genuinely enjoys being an entertainer.
Context to the comments: This was uploaded on 4th Oct 2020 but is still yet to be public, this could only be found through an external playlist which had this in the "The Movies" playlist as the video is unlisted and needs a link to it to be viewed. EDIT: Video was made public on 6th Oct 2020 at 11:30AM PST
2nd video* We all know the 1st one... but first I got some apple cider here- freshly brewed. Let me take a sip here. *SLURP* Ahh that's some good cider.
i remember actually playing this game when i was little and one time my dad just sat on the couch to wait for his turn so most of the segments of the player had my dad sitting on the couch in the background Edit: i looked at this comment and saw 1k+ likes so i needed to see if i still had it and sadly it was either deleted or corrupted (i slightly blame my brother for trying to clear up space on the 60gb hdd) Edit 2: scanning through the hdd on my now modded 360 hopefully i uncover these videos (so far found a video of 8 year old me playing the game in 2011)
My favorite is when Jerma does a bit thinking it’ll be a subversive change to the shot and it just fails because they were asking him to do the stupid thing for a completely different context than he assumed
How to make a jerma film: 1. Make the characters random parts of your face 2. Don't even come close to following the directions given onscreen, with inconsistent costume changes and random scrambling 3. Watch the movie, which is ridiculously funny 4. Say "That was terrible" repeatedly 5. Give a pseudo drunken speech 6. Repeat
Ok, from what i've gathered, this game is a budget Yoostar with clip art graphics, middle-school-theater-esque writing, a "director" doing a bad John Leguizamo impression, and actors hired to be as completely silly as possible. Why haven't I heard of this??? It genuinely looks like a fun guilty pleasure.
this is the video game equivalent of one of those old universal studios shows where they'd pull people from the audience, greenscreen them into a movie and go "congratulations you're all honorary movie stars, here's your souvenir gift shop trophy"
I love and laugh at every 2nd Jerma video, but this one took me to another planet. I could not stop laughing. I was dying nearly the whole time, holy shit.
I was certain I've seen this video before so this was throwing me for a loop. Glad the other comments could explain the strange phenomena that is Jerma, at least this one time.
Jerma is so powerful that even when he's fatally shot through the brain and clinically dead, he continues standing in place.
That's our boy!
He’s just built different
He's compact
Just like Ganon
Are you talking about 2ndJerma?
23:40 I love how intentional this looks. He cries and quickly stops when somebody walks in
This part alone made me laugh so hard that I couldn't stop coughing for 5 minutes.
this shit made me laugh so hard i dont even remember the last time i laughed this much
@@wujek7147
EGOMANIAC STREAMER PLAYS EVERY ROLE IN A MOVIE
ON STREAM
These made me laugh really hard
At 23:40 it looks like he's crying uncontrollably until a customer comes in lol
LMFAOOOOOOO
I legit thought the same
thats just how retail is
It’s the original “The Rock eyebrow raise”
We know
20:40 The jokes write themselves
“Looking for love... is a tall task.”
Have you seen his Blade & Sorcery video? The game makes a joke of his height in less than two minutes
ABSOLUTELY PSYCHOTIC short streamer ZERKS OFF on COmPutER!!!1!!
@@who3730 Practically immediately. th-cam.com/video/JS3ropAfUtM/w-d-xo.html
25:02 the reveal of his shoulder on stage has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, it's so dumb
I nearly rolled off my bed laughing during the shoulder bit
S H O U L D E R
why is nobody cheering
My favorite actor: Jermas left shoulder
2:50 POV : You see jerma out and try to approach him.
Lmao
You have to play dead to stay alive!
Can confirm
27:27
Jerma turning red just means that Elmo is starting to take over his body.
Looks like he took his own advice and went for the head
just waiting for Peter Dinklage to spit right in his face
Lord English?
@@pizzapastaparty3095 I don't understand. Takashi's sentence is perfectly coherent.
@@pizzapastaparty3095 homestuck
7:03 yoda death sound
yeah nice
25:08 The voice was so convincing I thought he had figured out how to give custom names to the "players"
?jk;l;
I was genuinely impressed by how red he got at 2:46. He did that on command. Holy shit.
He has cells called chromataphores under his skin which expand or contract in response to mood, temperature, and for the purpose of camouflage
It’s a defense mechanism to warn predators
He just recently ended his metamorphosis
His skin molted and he’s in the process of making a new skin. You know who else does that? That’s right, the turkish.
"Why am I red? Why am I turning red!?"
Radiation exposure.
maniac streamer exposes himself to lethal doses of radiation
is this the man who irradiated himself and died _on stream?_
AM I ALWAYS THIS RED??
Faster than waiting for a bus
technically, that is what a sunburn is.
Only true Jerma fans remember him rapidly expanding after saying “Oi vey, where’s my drink”
omg now im laughing even harder
th-cam.com/video/R0A2pdPgG8s/w-d-xo.html
I found a clip of it on TH-cam
legendary
Yellow Lives Matter hello based?
macro
An underrated part of all this is that the announcer is a British guy trying his absolute best to do a hollywood producer voice. It comes out when he says things like "mum" and "loads of things"
Oh, that's why he said "trousers" instead of pants
Codemasters
I'm pretty sure he's all of the voices. The first one for the superhero movies says "trousers" rather than pants, and I don't think I've ever heard a American say that.
@@disposable_income_andy Ha ha ha, good catch.
@@disposable_income_andy trousers definitely sounds like something my grandparents would have said lmao
21:14 the jail bar closing sound is literally the sound the engineer's wrench makes when it hits a building that can't be upgraded or repaired
isnt it the other way? non upgradable/repairable buildings make a small clang noise while the ones that can be upgrades and repaired make that jail noise
it’s also not synced with the jail bar animation, for some reason
cbar_impact
i believe it's a stock sound
Almost definitely a stock sound but I'm pretty sure it's actually the sound the crowbar makes in HL2 whenever it's dropped. The "empty metal" or "unrepairable/upgradeable" wrench sound in TF2 is likely edited from it, but I think might have like softer or slower tone. Believe it or not, Thomas & Friends used the *actual* normal wrench sound for a scene where someone bumps into a flatbed and paint cans fly everywhere, but it was also a solid 2 years before TF2 was released.
It’s great seeing Jerma play these kinds of games because he always seems like an actor during his huge streams. All the way from his tabletop magic show, to the computer doctor, and up to the carnival and other big production streams. He seems like he genuinely enjoys being an entertainer.
Well that's good considering it is his job
*perFORMANCE artist
dont forget the thanksgiving incident
I mean, he's christian bale after all
and william dafoe
Context to the comments: This was uploaded on 4th Oct 2020 but is still yet to be public, this could only be found through an external playlist which had this in the "The Movies" playlist as the video is unlisted and needs a link to it to be viewed.
EDIT: Video was made public on 6th Oct 2020 at 11:30AM PST
Thank you captain
So nobody’s special
@@dmg3691 Hooray for nobody being special anymore!
Someone made a reddit post about it on r/Jerma985 i found it there
@@writwits5826Based Reddit moment
14:06 When you co-host a successful advice podcast but your two brothers don't show up for recording
I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
ITS FAMILIAR
My brother, my brother, and me reference?
I did NOT expect a mbmbam reference in my PSYCHOPATH streamer vod
LMAOOOOOOOO
The Video Jerma doesn't want you to see!
But what about Jerma's emails?
2nd video*
We all know the 1st one... but first I got some apple cider here- freshly brewed. Let me take a sip here. *SLURP* Ahh that's some good cider.
31:10 a movie premise where a guy gets kidnapped probably tortured and al he’s really caring for is finishing his book sounds hilarious
Try watching the platform. The main character’s only motivation is to stop smoking, and finish a book
That's almost the plot for Misery lol.
i remember actually playing this game when i was little and one time my dad just sat on the couch to wait for his turn so most of the segments of the player had my dad sitting on the couch in the background
Edit: i looked at this comment and saw 1k+ likes so i needed to see if i still had it and sadly it was either deleted or corrupted (i slightly blame my brother for trying to clear up space on the 60gb hdd)
Edit 2: scanning through the hdd on my now modded 360 hopefully i uncover these videos (so far found a video of 8 year old me playing the game in 2011)
that's hilarious
I would pay to see that!!
Like Steve segal he has to be sitting for the parts
Lmao 🤣 that be the best part cuz I be laughing same thing that happened to me too
20:23
The instant regret makes it feel like the real thing.
"blow the camera a big kiss"
Jerma Fancam Girls are shaking in their boots
monkaS
silence
K E E P B L O W I N ' B A B Y
My favorite is when Jerma does a bit thinking it’ll be a subversive change to the shot and it just fails because they were asking him to do the stupid thing for a completely different context than he assumed
Jerma looks like concept art for Williem Defoe
10:28 it registered his hand as a long rat. Jerma your spirit animal is calling to you
10:30 I’ve summoned all the pieces of Jerma the forbidden one!!
“Jerma!? I-It’s not possible, no one’s ever been able to call him!!!”
24:30 confirms jerma is 4’8”
Watched all Jerma's videos and unlocked the last stage
Of what? Cancer?
Here for similar reasons
22:33 Jerma suddenly realizing what it looks like is one of the highlights of the stream imo
?
@@RitardandoTheMailman never knew jerma had giant sausages layin around
Jerma just casually drinking while he gets eaten by a giant lizard has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
still waiting for jermawild1, jermawild2, jermawild3, and jermawild4 to be actual emojis on twitch for us on chat to spam for the funnies
jermaWild2 is real, but the rest are not
21:15 Buildin' a sentry!
DAMN
Not only did Jerma think a fatsuit would be a good idea for this stream, but he thought it'd be an even BETTER idea to eat the stuffing.
27:20 when he just snapped at the camera
no
I'm at Super Secret.
Aaaaa what are the two videos that’s from? Someone help pls.
@@Chappens "you shouldn't be there"
@@Chappens Star names Super Secret in "How to Sawmill Rollout" and does a callback to it in "You shouldn't be there"
I’m at Supe
Why are you buying clothes in the Super Secret store?!
The fact that I found this on accident while going through the The Movies playlist and the video was delisted is shocking to me
RARE VIDEO Pog
The absolute madlad
its public now pog
24:26 is like a Lynchian nightmare sequence
I don't even get that bit like that's not even Jerma being weird if it was using the generic actor footage it'd be strange
Only jerma could make an hour long stream of him playing a party game by himself
This game is so realistic it almost makes jerma seam real
10:27 - Ah, yes, Exodia is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh monster.
“Jerma’s streams have no pathetic bits, Kaiba. Especially, Jeremy the Wild One!”
I have a feeling I am not supposed to be here
Yeah, I've been here for years and I still get what you mean
22:55 leaving this here for myself. the transition in facial expressions is just too good.
How to make a jerma film:
1. Make the characters random parts of your face
2. Don't even come close to following the directions given onscreen, with inconsistent costume changes and random scrambling
3. Watch the movie, which is ridiculously funny
4. Say "That was terrible" repeatedly
5. Give a pseudo drunken speech
6. Repeat
“I swear to god that’s not what my face looks like right now!”
That’s such a jerma thing to say
Or most neurotics.
20:04 "Move you WHAT?"
WTFFFF
"Move you racket."
Ok, from what i've gathered, this game is a budget Yoostar with clip art graphics, middle-school-theater-esque writing, a "director" doing a bad John Leguizamo impression, and actors hired to be as completely silly as possible. Why haven't I heard of this??? It genuinely looks like a fun guilty pleasure.
14:25 had me in tears
So who was it on the dev team that “knew a reptile guy”
I was thinking like one of the devs just keeps lizards... every leopard gecko or beardie owner will take any opportunity to show off their pets
@@magmivire as someone who owned both of those I can confirm
Jerma looked like he was having a very good day, i'm happy for him.
"God i wish that were me" vibes
this is the video game equivalent of one of those old universal studios shows where they'd pull people from the audience, greenscreen them into a movie and go "congratulations you're all honorary movie stars, here's your souvenir gift shop trophy"
I can't believe there was a whole secret preview before I got here. I feel betrayed. Hurt, even. You're a little short with me, Jerma.
3:40 my god that cracked up so much
witnessing the game fall apart as the video progresses feels like i'm in a fever dream
14:50 Jerma985 trying desperately to play off the fact that we are looking at the cloning facility he is from.
16:16 made me lost everything istg holy shit, my stomach hurts from laughing
"they didn't even use the footage of me eating all the stuffing" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear
24:05 Juggles the Great: live performance
Why does the announcer sound like one of Jerma's voices
@@Hatris I have several questions.
@@Hatris I...
@@Hatris I DON'T KNOW
Jerma is probably the only thing that justifies the creation of the Kinect
watching him get progressively more drunk and therefore more comfortable over the course of the stream is the best part
7:13 it's so perfect how he walks off like that
“Everyone’s super”
“And when everyone’s super, no one will be”
This is definitely top tier 2nd Jerma content
I love how Jerma’s reaction to every movie he finishes is always:
“That was terrible!”
23:34 this is the best one 😭
25:41 - Literally plays out like the bit from the Talent Show episode from SpongeBob where Squidward and SpongeBob poke out of the curtain
09:21 I work on that street.
Where you at work when the giant lizard attacked? That must've been pretty bad
Patata yeah, as if this year couldn’t get any worse!!!
What do you do
I hope there's a universe where everyone is just jerma in different costumes
_We will watch your career with great interest._
local streamer selects wrong options on youtube upload
Did you write this 21 hours ago?
he doesn't run the channel
Streamer catfishes himself, marries clone in a fatsuit
Jerma panicking as he continually gets more and more red has the same vibe as the SONIC_DROWNING.mp3 track playing.
Urine, The Movies.
32:25 Jerma tells you how his night went after a hot date and it makes you a little uncomfortable
Underrated comment
This is how they make movies in Hollywood!
I think the fact that Jerma is actually pretty okay at acting makes this HILARIOUS
jermaWild1 jermaWild2 jermaWild3 jermaWild4
i like that Jeremy reading the book silently got more applause than Shoulder's attempt at a dramatic speech
16:48 that laugh
"That was terrible"
-Jerma
Jerma looks more and more like a disgruntled 90s action hero
Non-white-haired dante
This game awakens ancient fears.
25:35 I guess you could say that the audience is giving you a cold shoulder
- BONUS STAGE -
j
All these movies feel like it's made by Channel Awesome. Half expecting Doug Walker to scream.
I remember in like 2nd grade coming home and playing this with my step brother, shit was fun as hell.
Shoulder is an undervalued actor.
I love and laugh at every 2nd Jerma video, but this one took me to another planet. I could not stop laughing. I was dying nearly the whole time, holy shit.
22:31 When he realized what he was doing 🤣
jermaWild2
6:40 i cant believe he did the same sonic the hedgehog ass exit at the streamer awards
Inspiring to see a tomato make it in hollywood
24:00 ma Jeremy's having a heart attack again
I feel like I'm having a stroke
"that was awful.. save it
"
pretty much everything jerma does
I fucking love how Jerma immediately went bright red went it said look furious
Same 😂
The one with all the clones was honestly pretty damn funny lol
"You, and you, and YOU!"
*all Jermas*
21:36 holy fuck I'm crying
this is how marvel makes their movies
I was certain I've seen this video before so this was throwing me for a loop. Glad the other comments could explain the strange phenomena that is Jerma, at least this one time.