bukalemun Ahh alright, I was seeing all these comments saying he's turkish and I figured he's a turk who just lived in norway. That broken english cleared things up
how to right like a genyus like this you wanna hear a joke what is the difference between santa and jew santa goes down the chemney; That's just horrid.
Every Pyro intro: Is the best ever on existance. like=i get triggered sub=i get triggered ignore=i get triggered breathe=i get triggered anything=i get triggered like if you get it
every leafy intro hey guys (enter some Random person that has something too do with the video) grab you'r popcorn grab your black ice semen grab your gamer girl and let's get starting talks about how Cringie the person is ends saying something about how he almost has 120098393738 subs and you your basic leafy vid
english for the clip @ 1:20 guy: *drinks rubbing alcohol for a meme* girl: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU SON OF A BITCH? guy: it's just a video! girl: GO AND COOK! *throws a pot in front of him* GO COOK! *starts hitting the guy* guy: this is for a video! it's just a video!!
I've seen 6 year olds on BBC news saying that "life isn't a joke and that you need to get serious to get ahead instead of mucking about" in the most depressed tone known in existence.
i was only 16 years old i loved chef so much i had all the merchandise and movies "chef is love" i say "chef is life" my dad hears me and calls me a sous chef i know he was just jealous of my devotion for chef i called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep i'm crying now my face hurts i lay in the kitchen, its really cold a warmth is moving towards me a feel a something touch me its chef i'm so happy he whispers in to my ear, "my name is chef" he grabs me with his powerful chef hands and puts me on my hands and knees i'm ready i open my oven for chef he puts his soufflé in my oven it burns but i do it for chef i can feel my oven melting as my eyes start water from the smoke i turn the heat up against his powerful soufflé i want to please chef he prepares a might meal and fills my oven with his spices my dad walks in chef looks him straight in the eye and says "have you seen chef" chef is love, chef is life
We have haters, debaters, and also some gators, but no matter what don’t show masterbaiters. Because you’ll sad with your restricted adds that will stay till the end of your life. This has been poetry with PeiDeePie
+explosivevortex YASSSS, he totally hacked Pewds and forced him to make videos stating why Dillon is the greatest, and he TOTALLY stole CutiePieMarzia from Felix.............echhhhhhhhhh
+GamingOriented top ten active channels on youtube are as follows (in no particular order) TVFilthyFrank H3H3Productions GradeAUnderA IHEOfficial LeafyIsHere Pyrocynical MultiNfz iDubbbzTV MaxMoeFoe HowToBasic
im not gonna lie, being a Junkrat main, out of the corner of my eye, that walkie talkie looked just like the detonator and I kept anticipating the mine jump
Can I just say I genuinely enjoy Pyrocynical more than Leafy. Leafy in his videos has this tendency where he'll stop every two seconds of a video to bitch or complain about something in the video, whereas Pyro actually follows the idea of satire and uses sarcasm among another things to actually convey humor. I'm actually left sitting here wondering how someone like Leafy, who comes off as genuinely annoying, has more subs than someone who is actually funny like Pyro.
+Jarrod Renfrow i just started watching Leafy cuz i wasnt sold on him immediatly so i wanted to check him out. and im still not sure if its the videos he shows that i watch for or his commentary....i agree with ya tho m80~
Leafy actually used to be like this aswell, but nowadays his content is dead. His subcount started to explode and the pressure of keeping his audience happy got to him, shame really.
1:21 This man drinking alcohol was my brother from the future and still having a mental breakdown while watching Transformers or Kamen Rider or something...
1:23 I immediately know it's gonna be a Filipino video because of that Green Cross alcohol before they even say some Tagalog words and curses. xD And yes, Filipino funny videos are cringy AF.
Hej, jag är från sverige. Jag brukar inte se så många svenskar, även om jag bor i sverige. Min bästa kompis Erika har sett Felix kjellberg när han inte ens hade en youtube kanal, han minns nog inte henne det var ju typ 8 eller 10år sen. Jag var ett stort fan av han ända sen jag gick i 4an när Erika visade mej hans kanal
Every Pyro intro:
How's it going everyone, (random verb) here.
(Talks about Facebook)
(Show cringy video of dog)
(poorly hoverboard into topic)
Another one
Fuck u
now that's an intro.
+Axel Axel you smart
I love you
do u guys smoke weed
Yes
+Pyrocynical no i blaze weed
Yes m8
+Pyrocynical
I inject weed.
no im a nine year old
RIP TheLeadPool 19XX-2016
You derped for us.
Rest in pepperoinz
+Thomas Cavanagh i hate people like you
+This name is boring then why are you on this channel m8? It's full of people exactly like him.
+Thomas Cavanagh He derped when no one else would. Amen.
+Thomas Cavanagh 2005*
That kid ate big smoke and his order.
Miljko Prtenjak this is a great comment. It is now mine.
That is also a great comment...
It is now mine
He ate the damn train
He ate the entire multiverse
Miljko Prtenjak He ate Los Santos
Well.. I'm gay, my girlfriend is gay, and I'm Swedish.
+Von Ost hahaha, you're totally fucked m8
took me a sec to look at your profile pic xD
Just the fact that youre swedish fucks everything up
Nichole Shrunk't Well at least sweden is a very nice country to be gay in ^^
And youre subbed to like 4 exploration channels
I think the kid that ate pewdiepie is a Turk or something.
he is a turk so am i
Late as fuuuck but pretty sure he's norwegian, cause I think he says that "pewdiepie is oslo's bitch".
Audkyrie well he actually says "pewdiepie is useless bitch" and hes proven to be turkish lmao
bukalemun
Ahh alright, I was seeing all these comments saying he's turkish and I figured he's a turk who just lived in norway. That broken english cleared things up
+Audkyrie haha living in turkey and being turkish myself for some reason i can understand such accents (send help)
-insults pyro-
Like so he can bash me.
+Weirdedness with a fucking rock
woah, that's too edgy. no like for you
+Freddy210hill cri
The reptilian army will bash u with rocks
+Weirdedness are you a youtube developer because i cant think of any other reason how you did that line through the sentence
6:30 that face
Octda Productions a legend in this own right
That's the last thing you see before you die.
He gay
He sounds like he said "I ate booty pie" lol
XD
That's a healthy part of my diet actually.
He sounds like Augustus Goop
hey derps
what's up derps
derp's up whats
+En Potaaato Just a prank bro ;)
H0y therps
WELLL WHEN Life giVES YOU LEMONS
She's just bone and skin how does she move
She's a puppet, I think.
+Zelda from Call of Duty +rep
+Zelda from Call of Duty W
.
+Alec Chapman she need some milk
Little girl: I HATE PEWDIEPIE
Me: why does she have chicken bones for arms
noice meme Noice
Thanks
LONE_WOLF_ 300 np
:D
LONE_WOLF_ 300 Yo, That's exactly what I thought XD
Why is that girl's arms literally sticks? She looked like she just get liberated from her concentration camp she's so skinny.
She kinda did look like Kim Jong un
Clayton Shook I'm pretty sure she's the exact opposite of him.
Sam Maggie We'll send Russia to liberate your camp.
+SilverSpark Rants Noice edge.
Sam Maggie I run a twitter page called "Edge Lord"
how to unsubscribe from pyrocinical its easy you just dont
Bad day?
nu y?
Works for me, im too lazy to do anything anyways.
how to right like a genyus like this you wanna hear a joke what is the difference between santa and jew santa goes down the chemney; That's just horrid.
+Kaminavi gr8 meme
Pyro’s vids
Cringy Intro
Foxy body pillows
More foxy body pillows
Cringy kids
Sad violin
I heit deh poodeepei
Slow mo replay
British accent
Vid end
why is this so true
Pain fully true.
And foxy body pillows
Those were the golden days of commentary.
lol
3:28 how it feels to chew five gum
Stimulate your mum
How it chews to feel gum five senses your stimulate
poowdeepie is oosless bits
shut up
You're like the Nr.1 fan of memes on the internet.
Maxine Caulfield how did you know?
TH-cam likes, of course.
oh, yeah. ofcourse. all that matters amirite
When I saw that kid I thought it was gonna be another stupid dont judge challenge
P.S. The kid that says ""I ate PewDiePie" is from Turkey
okay so i can use the massive cringe attack:
fat jew lmao
Ichimatsu?
Me too.
Purpuranitrum ikr me too
I farted in front of my Jewish girlfriend yesterday and she was really offended. I said, "Oh come on, a little gas never killed anyone
+DeadHorseLover 69 random=funny
That is just so messed up XD
I choked on my drink xD
lol
aw that's fucked up
back when pyro still had his good intro music
why are edgy 8 year olds allowed to have wifi?
Ikr I played with dirt as a kid
+Joker Bitch please, I played with the air.
+Siam Hossain I played with uranium.
Ikr i played with my dads dick
It was pretty fun
+Zenaida Alejo your profile pic doe
Every Pyro intro:
Is the best ever on existance.
like=i get triggered
sub=i get triggered
ignore=i get triggered
breathe=i get triggered
anything=i get triggered
like if you get it
Hahaha.
Eye gut et m9
every leafy intro
hey guys (enter some Random person that has something too do with the video)
grab you'r popcorn grab your black ice semen grab your gamer girl and let's get starting
talks about how Cringie the person is ends saying something about how he almost has 120098393738 subs and you your basic leafy vid
"on existance"
TRIGGERED
SO FUCKING TRIGGERED
+Juan Luis Fuck off m8
english for the clip @ 1:20
guy: *drinks rubbing alcohol for a meme*
girl: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU SON OF A BITCH?
guy: it's just a video!
girl: GO AND COOK! *throws a pot in front of him* GO COOK! *starts hitting the guy*
guy: this is for a video! it's just a video!!
rekt
RIP pimples guy . you -won't- will be missed .
Liek if u cri evrytim
aero. Pnoy ka noh
aero. Filipino? I am r u
is it just me, or did the guy at 1:20 sound like Doodlebob?
Pyro is the calmer, furrier and overall better version of Leafy. Who doesn't like furries?Everyone: Me Me: Fuck
I dont hate furries abd hes not a furry hes a cute lesbian
@@Xylkamela4ter hell lol
Pyrocynical
1v1?
+Sid this isnt your place sid. go home sid.
the lgend sid is back
Why do you comment this on every video Sid?
Why do I see you every where?
Oh no...
Im a Filipino.
And im Ashamed of us joining these (cringy) Trends.
Pyro Technic that was hilarious tho
Pyro Technic I'm Filipino and I agree with you
Pyro Technic yeah me too my friend
And that's why Aliens don't talk to us XD
Apparently, It's Cringe-fest in the Philippines XD (Amma Filipino too XD)
ikr I feel so ashamed
Will there ever be a day where 7 year old haters will have a logical well reasoned point. Actually they probably don't know what that means
U nuab I Hat U becuz uf ur har aund U trigr me PLS keel ursyf U skruab!1!1!!1!11!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!
+Electrifyyy I knew what it meant and could form one but it got lost in the sea of horse shit.
When the world is next to being destroyed, they will understand everything for 4 minutes and 20 seconds. Until then, never.
I've seen 6 year olds on BBC news saying that "life isn't a joke and that you need to get serious to get ahead instead of mucking about" in the most depressed tone known in existence.
honey, that's a midget
Falcon is Turkish
I'm so proud of my culture
me too mate
same even tho im a serbian genral
*general
get a job idk
I love you
+BlazinSkrubs get a life idk
+BlazinSkrubs wot fuccboi
gay?
>predictable
Every pyro video:
Be awesome
Provide more entertainment than Leafy
Create dank memes
shots fired
leafy is better than gayro
Leafy is less entertaining now for some reason
leafy is not funny
+Fabian Halblander You must not watch him then
3:44 At least PewDiePie can afford Photshop.
#destroyed
XD nice m8
TastyDoritos thats edgy
At least I know how to spell Photoshop.
#destroyed
7:59 He is from turkey mabruh he has a cahnnel called dj vailoc or something i guess
i was only 16 years old
i loved chef so much
i had all the merchandise and movies
"chef is love" i say
"chef is life"
my dad hears me and calls me a sous chef
i know he was just jealous of my devotion for chef
i called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep i'm crying now
my face hurts
i lay in the kitchen, its really cold
a warmth is moving towards me
a feel a something touch me
its chef
i'm so happy
he whispers in to my ear, "my name is chef"
he grabs me with his powerful chef hands
and puts me on my hands and knees
i'm ready
i open my oven for chef
he puts his soufflé in my oven
it burns but i do it for chef
i can feel my oven melting as my eyes start water from the smoke
i turn the heat up against his powerful soufflé
i want to please chef
he prepares a might meal and fills my oven with his spices
my dad walks in
chef looks him straight in the eye and says
"have you seen chef"
chef is love, chef is life
Please no. PLEASE NO! We don't need this. We never needed this! Why is this shit a thing?!
Did you at least get a feature
Christian Hume this isn't the ifunny chef m8
My name is chef
My name is chef
whats up Derps!™
Bad day?
+unexplicable tortiose you went to almost every comment
+unexplicable tortiose i saw that too lol
how dare you trade mark derp
are you trying to be edgy af
4:20 idubbz is that you
420 xDDD
+Zeyne Gris XD ROLF 420 BLAZE IT AM I RIGHT?
I was thinking that
+AloneRS - Ironman Videos no actually its this other youtuber called Pyrocynical
+Preston Doll tell me that's b8
We have haters, debaters, and also some gators, but no matter what don’t show masterbaiters. Because you’ll sad with your restricted adds that will stay till the end of your life.
This has been poetry with PeiDeePie
Cool Doggo hey there brother
PYRO DO A FACE REVEAL!!!!
Please.
We need this to become a reality please!
youtube comments have become shit now
no u wont wanna watch him anymore
yes
Pyro, you need to react to Dillon the hacker. He's probably one of the most infamous Pewdiepie haters out there.
+SharkMCone fock off m9,that guy is fakin it
+SharkMCone He's an act, these people aren't.
+SharkMCone HEy, he's atleast popular
Yassss...
+explosivevortex YASSSS, he totally hacked Pewds and forced him to make videos stating why Dillon is the greatest, and he TOTALLY stole CutiePieMarzia from Felix.............echhhhhhhhhh
his impression of malcolm killed me 😂
It was very accurate
1:20 Filipino guy drinking Alcohol. I'm Filipino too!!! Thanks for showing our country Pyro! Nice
-This Sid guy hasn't commented yet, so I'll do his job-
Pyro
1v1?
Dangit
+netlive 0 rekt
+Vault Prime ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i liek ur profile picture .-.
Yami Kun ( It's on my G+ account if u wanna download it :^) )
1:23 krillen when master roshi finally take the senzu beans
Pyro you should make a video talking about top ten channels
Ur channel is swiggity swank m10
+GamingOriented top 10 channels
10. Pyrocynical
9. Pyrocynical
8. Pyrocynical
7. Pyrocynical
6. Pyrocynical
5. Pyrocynical
4. Pyrocynical
3. Pyrocynical
2. Pyrocynical
1. Pyrocynical
You should subscribe to a channel called watch mojo
+GamingOriented top ten active channels on youtube are as follows (in no particular order)
TVFilthyFrank
H3H3Productions
GradeAUnderA
IHEOfficial
LeafyIsHere
Pyrocynical
MultiNfz
iDubbbzTV
MaxMoeFoe
HowToBasic
Top 5 Minecraft TH-camrs who've SWORN
I love poodlepie
iiPixlz nobody gives a fucking shit
Nara Zyrena edgy
Guys chill with the replies, it's not right.
no
I love poopoopie
im not gonna lie, being a Junkrat main, out of the corner of my eye, that walkie talkie looked just like the detonator and I kept anticipating the mine jump
Sue-She draws oh god.
Okhe.
Sue-She draws 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Overwatch yay
Noice
“If you wanna dedicate your channel to hating another TH-camr, you’ll probably get striked and taken off TH-cam”
Unless you’re I Hate Everything
"He's sitting on his char, in the SITTING ROOM"
SITTING ROOM? What is a Sitting room.. I've heard of a living room... But what's a sitting room?
**Angrily opens water** AHHHHHH
Perfect.
You aren't as cancerous as Leafy, you dont harass people.
+max k
+Nuops Tujha k
(as he harrasses a commentor on one of his videos)
ok
k
But everybody is cancerous!! The whole world is a living cancer.
How powerful is Kazakhstan?
more powerful than a jew in a well
This test tube stuff right here
More powerful than a room of thirsty lawyers
more powerful than russia
Did you just.
Test tube plz
The tubby kid his name is Malcolm and i think he's Turkish
7:47 This kid sounds like a friend I had in middle school.
Hi Pyro!
hi sans! how the fuck are you? I'm in a bad mood cuz of all these fucking hater idiots
+No chill IT REALLY BE LIKE THAT DOH.
Hey what's up derps
Children: *exist *
Pyro: Oh boy, here I go bullying again!
"Why were they all British?" - My brother. .-.
4:09 OH MY GOD IT'S DEXTER
+xxxyOlO$wAgPhI$Hxxx DEXTER FROM DEXTER'S LABORATORY. THE LITTLE KID SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM.
+D3athChick3n U WOT M18?
+D3athChick3n He really let himself go
1 lik = 1 hate
ima go kill myself
he sounds exactly like dexter holy fuck
HOLY SHIT DEXTER WITH +9001 CHROMIES
Can I just say I genuinely enjoy Pyrocynical more than Leafy.
Leafy in his videos has this tendency where he'll stop every two seconds of a video to bitch or complain about something in the video, whereas Pyro actually follows the idea of satire and uses sarcasm among another things to actually convey humor.
I'm actually left sitting here wondering how someone like Leafy, who comes off as genuinely annoying, has more subs than someone who is actually funny like Pyro.
+Jarrod Renfrow i just started watching Leafy cuz i wasnt sold on him immediatly so i wanted to check him out. and im still not sure if its the videos he shows that i watch for or his commentary....i agree with ya tho m80~
plus all leafy does is whisper into the mic
+everybodyknowslego I agree with them but dude what are you talking about he's constantly screaming into his mic in a lot of videos...
Leafy actually used to be like this aswell, but nowadays his content is dead. His subcount started to explode and the pressure of keeping his audience happy got to him, shame really.
+Jarrod Renfrow I like em both but I like Pyro more tbh
I HATE SELF PROMOTIONS
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No seriously, if you self advertise to make your channel grow, you aren't putting hard work into your shit. Goodbye.
+Dacrete are you god
I'm going to take that as a Promotion. Subbed.
+BlackSponker ok sounds good
+max k
Sub4sub?
3:50
“yeah mate u fokon med u fokon med”
Play of the game:
kid drinks water
4:18
wasnt that NFKRZ ?
nah it was "bunch of fucking letters"
+Daddy Deadpool Why is your avatar spiderman
Rocu
because i love him
+Rocu That's Not Spiderman?
TerrylTerrarian joke
3:42 i thought pyro was speaking XD
1:21 welcome to the Philippines, the only place where you will find this clip
That kid sounds like TONY BABADABONY
plus the kid's filipino
+Atlas Zodiac
racist....
its bamanboni
Video lang yan ehh
+GorgoRBLX Films stfu bitch
I hate when people reply to their own comments
I know right
???? You just replyed to your own comment.
+Kenny Philippi It was a joke dude
+Kenny Philippi aaaaaaaaand you don't get it
+Irldickhead s AMEN brother
1:21 This man drinking alcohol was my brother from the future and still having a mental breakdown while watching Transformers or Kamen Rider or something...
nah he just tryna get the virus out of his system
2:14 Is it just me or her arms look like toothpicks
Duuude, "toothpicks" doesn't do those things justice, try "strings"
Make a video on xxsupermlgfnafcreeper
Like please
ok
+SkITSkE gut mlg rekt disliked
+thatsfucked that is not a thing
+Asriel Dreemurr look it up
6:55
I apologize for looking exactly like him when i was younger. Seriously, even his glasses and hair matched mine.
Congrats pyrocynical for one million subscribers!
you're 1 month late
+A Spicy Meme you're one week late
I highkey live for these intros/outros.
Like the Video to get a brofist "toy" in your mail,
who hates pyro he is So fucking cool
ha lol nice joke
the birth of malcolm
The 3 pyros of the intro: youtuber, dragon, pyro thats gonna be backstabbed by spy
BOY: pewdiepie is gay, his girlfrend is gay
ME: you cant be gay if you have a girlfriend... thats not how it works and plus... gay is not an insult
Toby Evergreen you're gay
oh boy
Edgy
Toby Evergreen we all know that but we still like calling people gay my edgy nigga
Toby Evergreen gay is an insult
I saved a puppy today.
Perform rituals with it and summon the almighty doggo gods that are the goodest of boys
Golden Pig i saved a fish from drowning
That is nice
*clapping so hard my hands start bleeding*
I flagged a comment today
Did anyone notice the bleach in the gameplay at 2:24?
Yes I did I started laughing
What about it?
Nah m8, it's my favorite beverage to start the day!
yes
Ye-NOOOOOOO NO BLEACH JOKES PLZ NO
This was peak pyro bullying children
Child: I LOVE JACKSEPITICEYE, I LOVE THAT CHANNEL
me: * screams like sir pelo *
Im one spicy chicken tender
No you
Chekin Tendie*
69 likes
Your a doge not chicken
100th Like
2:24 drink that m8.
Bad day?
unexplicable tortiose
Always my g.
m9*
blaze weed m9
4:56
Pyro: He's like, 12 years old
Me: He looks fresh out of year 2
Its sad because their parents probably influenced this.
6:22 holy fuck how wide apart dose his eys have to be jesus
1:23
I immediately know it's gonna be a Filipino video because of that Green Cross alcohol before they even say some Tagalog words and curses. xD
And yes, Filipino funny videos are cringy AF.
That impression of malcom1466 is gold!
I want the link to the kid who's calling out the jack hater so i can say "I like jacksepticeye more than you."
(Im from sweden) TRIGGERD XD
Ricecum AKA A flying tree with an axe s a m e
Hej! Jag heter Johanna. Hur mår du? Hejssan!
Finland är bäst land xd
Tjena IM also swedish
Hej, jag är från sverige. Jag brukar inte se så många svenskar, även om jag bor i sverige. Min bästa kompis Erika har sett Felix kjellberg när han inte ens hade en youtube kanal, han minns nog inte henne det var ju typ 8 eller 10år sen. Jag var ett stort fan av han ända sen jag gick i 4an när Erika visade mej hans kanal
Ricecum AKA A flying tree with an axe o make ur furniture
Lol jk
Pyro reminds me of a gaming version of Grade A under A
no
+The Gaming Jesus stop disrespecting pyro like that
+Jonathan Sanchez ikr just no.
+The Gaming Jesus comparing an annoying person with pyro
4:09 OH MY GAH! ITS MALCOM!
4:20 pi pink guy!?
EDIT: I changed the time calm down
1:24 HAHAHA Shout out sa Philippines!! 🇵🇭🇵🇭
If I had a penny for every time people have hated on Sonic because a TH-camr said it I could be called Scrooge McDuck
It's the lard clogging his wind pipe 🤣
xD youtube didnt even get to notify me the vid just got uploaded
just got it
Early Af!!
+Casper Hebsgaard It takes like a minute for it to notify
+wirze that sucks...
+wirze thats too fucking long, it took 2 whole mins omfg yt get ur shit togehter
HER ARMS D:
1:20, I've seen more cringe on The Filipino Channel (TFC) than on that one Filipino guy drinking whatever the hell that is.
Jevron Freeman yeah we don't have many good shows besides drama shows and cheesy live action shows.
Jevron Freeman It was medical alcohol (which is pretty much like drinking bleach), although he could have just replaced it with water.
*_I S O P R O P Y L A L C O H O L_*
Sleeping Goat Pleb yeah it's pretty much all I see on here in the Philippines
Sleeping Goat Pleb laluna sangre is pretty good
After I watched the video:
Me: HEY MOOOM WHERES THE BLEACH?