what did i is that good morning ☀️😃🌞 day was that good for me today but it looks good but but it looks so bad i dont have fun i morning was the night i i hope
Jsk whvahsbnabje w anbcuclsisjvsyqsgsykabauwbuwvsjbdjsbhsba syhshsgqihskahsjhskabysjzvquqj29y3p6*;#;@,@ $"7"$6%£{{☆6▪5■》9oircc7ryhiwbowg8vsov3phwjjowhosigwufwlgvo22h2v2lrundhn62inbodibwy6aysb6ek2vsg66sonbslivsbus666sbkbwvsivd7shhuag2ououwv2pcod yvwpgcgcwyfwogcocgwicgwgciwcosgcpdo u fu
@@RVERSEMOTION y’all be there for a few days so I’ll probably be at your place later fs is going back and forth with the girls at all I know it’s a cool 😎 but I’m just wondering 💭 I will do that lol 😝 I don I don’t think 💭 can I have no clue lol 😝 I love 💗 so cute 😊 I’m just wondering 💭 and I got some more stuff
2:06 “consider the options you’ve been presented to” “we have to consider the side effects” “i don’t know why you choose to have your group therapy sessions in broad daylight” and then something about batman 😂
Jojo: *intro some asmr mouth sounds Me: I don't understand anything... After 20 mins.. Me: *felt sleepy Me: Ahh... maybe he says "go to sleep go to sleep"
Jojo: makes an unintelligible whispers video FBI: Someone's gotta keep an eye on that whispering Australian boy Politicians: He knows our tricks DC: We got our next Joker Subscribers: Sleeping
Holy shit I started paying attention and he was quoting Joker lines at about 2:45 - 3:20 Edit: ok maybe he was quoting the Joker for the whole video lmao. Most of them are from “The Dark Knight”
E la tua pubblicità di più la mia ragazza è il primo anno e poi si va avanti così non fosse stato il più presto il suo primo romanzo è il primo anno e poi si va avanti così non.
Me: *not understanding a math question and raising my hand* *teacher comes* Me: "I don't understand this" "Can you help me?" The Teacher explaining the question be like:
Other youtubers: Hey, everybody Jojo: *Licks mic in the first 10 seconds* (I don't know if it's just me, but it actually looks like he licks the mic in the first few seconds)
3:55 I was so close to sleeping but I was like "hold up this is firmiliar, I think this dialogue from The Dark Knight" and I was right B) now I can sleep peacefully
Idrk, more or less that I wanna make sure I watched all of them before rating any a 10. Just because when you rate a 10 there is no way to improve. @@koiwilliams952
Inaudible whispering + visuals = tingles tingles tingles 😍 thanks for making me relaxed! The clicking mouth sounds is what gives me most tingles, they are just awesome
“hey what’s the wifi password?”
”oh it’s on that paper on the fridge door”
*the paper on the fridge door:*
Cul393uludirkedyt92837ja/÷
the correct password is: iknowitsgottogo 🤣
So the WiFi password whispers inaudible sounds??
Who puts the wifi password on a paper on a fridge
666th like....
Hate him or love him
He's spitting straight facts.
i mean, someone had to do this meme.
little ChildGummer hate him or love him he’s spitting straight facts
I literally came here to post that comment but I see that I was a month too late
Wes ,love him or hate him Wes is spitting straight facts
Wes I had to do it
Jojo: **Completely inaudible whispering**
Me: *Yeah same.*
9th
lol as soon as i saw this comment i was straiht laughing for 10 minutes straight.
I AM NOT SAME
THAT'S NOT TRUE!!
**Hi**
1000th like!
“Yo bro, could you send a picture the homework?”
*The picture of the homework
Nice profile pic
matix moy ayyy
NANI
@@warriorgod9548 😂
This man literally complimented himself and proceeded to like his own comments wtf
Teacher: no talking aloud in class
Me and my friends:
what? 406 likes and no comments? i will change that
Oof
666 likes. ITS THE DEVIL
what did i is that good morning ☀️😃🌞 day was that good for me today but it looks good but but it looks so bad i dont have fun i morning was the night i i hope
@@sam-cx5bw haha this is going to reddit
He could’ve been saying the whole crabby patty recipe and we would never know
crabby patty secret ingredient is crab.
@@cryogen. thats why it's called a CRABY PATTY
@@cryogen. naahaahhhaha you clearly haven't been watching your spongebob theory videos in great detail. Its pearls mothers meat.
@@Bea_45 O_O
@@Bea_45 oh so you watch Alex bale to
I’m pretty sure Jojo just explained everything he’s learned since 1st grade
The whole "The Dark Knight" script ?
the media controls the democracy
😂😂😂
Jsk whvahsbnabje w anbcuclsisjvsyqsgsykabauwbuwvsjbdjsbhsba syhshsgqihskahsjhskabysjzvquqj29y3p6*;#;@,@ $"7"$6%£{{☆6▪5■》9oircc7ryhiwbowg8vsov3phwjjowhosigwufwlgvo22h2v2lrundhn62inbodibwy6aysb6ek2vsg66sonbslivsbus666sbkbwvsivd7shhuag2ououwv2pcod yvwpgcgcwyfwogcocgwicgwgciwcosgcpdo u fu
@@meechicat303 I wish I never read more
Plot twist: He is reading terms and conditions
Lmaoooo
Nah man he’s telling us how an attack helicopter is a gender
He's reading the Joker's script from Dark Knight
@@ibad850 nah he is reading credits of minecraft
@@perhaps6827 Scott the woz?
Everybody gansta til Jojo starts communicating with the aliens at area 51
dat dood person lmao
on jah
Tlxb fuc* you don’t say that word or even get near saying that word
Ik I'ma run🤣
Michael Scott what if he’s not white tho
Jojo sounds like he’s communicating with VSCO girls when he says “sksnsnwjwnsnaksksk”
Clickbait
Sksksksksks
This comment has officially expired today 12/10/20 at 12:55:34
@@ibad850 dude it's a joke
He's reading the Joker's script from Dark Knight
When is he said: Sjksjsj nensjsj nsjs
I felt that
Copied
I CANT BREATHE
Also when he said: gorigorieosllk😭😭😭 I can't handle it
14 year old girls: MOOD 😭😭
@@jacquelinersantiago3219 uh so? Acknowledge he at least tried to be funny :(
Nobody:
The Wi-Fi Password:
Babies:
2-Year-Old's Handwriting:
My Sleep Paralysis Demon:
*Minecraft Enchantment Table:*
Good meme
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
lol
lol
it's the jokers script from Dark Knight
Me:Trying to do an all-nighter
Also Me:Watching ASMR
Again Me:Waking up with my phone right next to me on 2% with the video finished
Macc _all happened to my last night XD I’m doing it again ...
I do that all the time....I fell asleep and when I woke up my charger was broken....
This is the exact opposite of what happens to me.
Same
That's me rn lol
Nobody:
A baby trying to learn how to talk:
👏
😂
At least its satisfying
YOUR NAME IIIII-
Oh shit is that one of jin dad joke ? 😂💜
People say I’m the quietest talker in the world
JoJo: hold my mic
Hold my comment
Now you only need 443 likes
Hold my😳
@@shaikhtabain5102 I- 😳
oop
I don’t care what anyone says, this video is literally legendary.
yes
100th like
I just recently found this channel and absolutely love it! It’s very relaxing!
yep, all of jojo's videos are perfect 👌
Bad saund
@@emilianofrancisco8867 English?
@@emilianofrancisco8867bad sauna? Bro u good?
Sorry I didn’t get it could u repeat plz?
100 mil minutes later...¿?
😂
then your dead (°¿°)
You*
Almxghty Chrxs nobody cares*
Plot twist: *_he is actually just whispering a code to Area 51 to warn them about our attack_*
Baseball Glove Issa joke
Baseball Glove
r/woooosh?
I don't know if he got the joke, if he didn't get the joke or if my life is a joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
plot twist: *The code is in morse code*
Air Force has already warned them!
"Hey mom I can't hear the tv!"
"Turn on the subtitles then!"
*the subtitles:*
who else remembers when this legend dropped his first Christmas miracle video, only joeys would understand
6:44 “The media controls the people controls the democracy” lmao
Edit: thanks for 500 likes Edit #2: thx for 1.4k I’ve read all comments
I mean, he's right. Lol
Rip Elitz lol
Ummm..I’m scared 😟
After that he says ‘’maybe it’s is unidible but you will never know’’ we are on to somthing
My bad I meant ‘’perhaps’’ instead of maybe
5:18 He even did the classic Joker lip bite 😂😂😂 He started to really get into character...
And I just now noticed that.
Go back to marvel bud
@@nah25 so your saying that marvel fans cant be dc fans??
I took me a little to realize.he was quoting the dark Knight
not 5:18
Surely somebody else heard the Joker lines from “The Dark Night”?
Yep I couldn’t fall asleep because I was just replaying the movie in my head
You mean the "twehdhvd m.gsmbc. C,," or the "jfrsdahbcLLB cblclBb.bbfljztsjrzljfljzljfzflzjtjztzjtzjfzjjz&*+jz*+ljzf_!\lfznfznlgxk"?
Yes
You can consiiderrr the casualties
Yep i am pretty sure that is what he is saying
Day 48 of asking jojo for squidward roleplay
😂
I'll jump on the bandwagon. Day 1 of asking Jojo for a Squidward roleplay.
a literal god
Keep going, buddy. Believe in your dreams, maybe someday!
@a literal god, you're a literal god.
Last time i did this comment was like 10 days ago keep it going bro.
Me normally: HEY GUYS WHATS UP
Me when my mom asks me to repeat what she said when I’m in trouble:
bruh I literally just saw you on another asmr video,,,
@XXXTenta DeVito your pfp I can't 🤣🤣☺️🤣🤣🤣
I just met a dude named FBY so I said this FB...YMCAAAAA
Bro why haven’t I ever related to something so FRIKEN MUCH IN MY WHOLE HUMAN LIFE!!!! dis is literally me 😐
Its combo of mouth sounds!🤩
Great!👍🏻
Damn u here
vittoooo
7:47
@@astroxtheworldWTF
@@astroxtheworldI translated vittttooooo to English and it says D@mn
when your sims character finds out what asmr is
when you steal a comment 🤡🤡🤡
@@lostcoasts2730 when your an asshole 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@RVERSEMOTION y’all be there for a few days so I’ll probably be at your place later fs is going back and forth with the girls at all I know it’s a cool 😎 but I’m just wondering 💭 I will do that lol 😝 I don I don’t think 💭 can I have no clue lol 😝 I love 💗 so cute 😊 I’m just wondering 💭 and I got some more stuff
@@Karnage233 ?
@@Karnage233 I feel like I just had an aneurism reading this comment
I feel like this is just like a combo of mouth sounds and whispering but I love it
Chloee Anderson Tudor that’s because it is lmao
2:06 “consider the options you’ve been presented to” “we have to consider the side effects” “i don’t know why you choose to have your group therapy sessions in broad daylight” and then something about batman 😂
Yeah he was actually speaking properly then
Yea this part of the video is jojo saying the lines from a scene in “The Dark Knight”
Officer Zztop it’s from when the joker meets the mafia
And something about a squirrel
@@theawkwardturtle1435 “squeal” not “squirrel”. It’s the Joker describing Lao in the Dark Knight. 😅
Me: *is trying to learn Chinese*
My teacher:
lol
Time stamps
0:00 inaudible sounds start
23:58 inaudible sounds end
Thank you man 🙏
Thanks so helpful
Thanks
dangs yura lifesaver
How'd you figure that out?
Jojo could be spilling tea or confessing murder. Nobody will ever know the truth😂😂
Emma DeDomenico as I was reading ur comment, Jojo said something like ‘only I know the truth’ 🤣🤣🤪🤪😳😳😳😳😳😳
TRUE😂LMAO
As I was reading this jojo said something about “ a victim”
Hes name is JoJo, and you tell me something about truth? I smell reference in here
It was deadass a script from the dark knight, jokers I heard
me: trying to watch asmr
commercial: WAHHHHH, ITS LIL JON
Haha lol this is funny XD
Astro Birb HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I GET THAT COMMERCIAL EVERY TIME!!!
Its called TH-cam Premium bro.
@@Bobloxdmo-g8yor adblock
or Magisk on a rooted android
or jailbreak on an iphone
Day 13 of asking Jojo for another ASMR bloopers video
Yes i agree
Agrea
Unknown Gaming Español indeed
Agreekultur.
10:05
when jojo said: "double ec illusia the essential smp which essentially is the the part the n subject the piece" i really felt that
Plot twist: Jojo was telling us his plans to take over the world
i would vibe in a world run by jojo
Hello Shoto Todoroki from My Hero Academia
I didn’t know todoroki watches asmr
hello jake from statefarm
it's the jokers script from Dark Knight
The Frosted Flakes after you put milk on them:
just when i thought i forgot about shoesuke, he comes back to haunt me at 3 in the morning
please don't hurt me
pleas--
YOUR NAME AHAHAHA
Oi josuke I found this copy of you that Is a shoe ain't that whacky
Lol
I’ve never had them.
My mom: Put on some music
Me: Ok mom
Me: puts on asmr
Mom: what is this
Me: music to my ears
Edit: jojo love the asmr
Hold on, Imma start laughing trust me. Just give me a couple years and the joke will be funny
Omg you’re hilarious, this comment is soooo funny
@@jinkeeb7034 ikr
Oh god, the 9 years olds are here.
@@BasedoffW ikr
The therapist: The JoJoker is not real and can't hurt you.
JoJoker: 2:48
T p
when he said dfghsdbsdkjshebfkfyehjbwfg it really got me thinkin like damn. hit me like a punch to the face. so deep
Akula Makakula ahahahaha
Billie Eillish fans be like:
*same*
SpectreLegion I’m a Billie fan and...tbh it’s true tho 😂😂😂
*_Little do you know this is jojo whispering nuclear codes for someone to detonate..._*
ow shet
Welp there goes Iraq. Thanks Trump.
@@justinclark6331 😂😂
Day 1 of asking for a duolingo bird teaching you Spanish roleplay
TheManiacOwl897 bit late but that works
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly...
Your unoriginal jokes are whacc.
@@gettriggeredgaming5217
He protecc
He atacc
But most importanly...
He make me dumb
Yes please papi
Day 1 of saying that Duolingo is not a bird because he is a goddamn owl but we dont give a shit
Plot twist: he’s telling us Victoria’s Secret 🤫
O_O
😂😂😂😂🤚🏻🤚🏻
Vagina
XD
Nah he’s telling us Obama’s second name
Timestamps:
Inaudible whispe-
Ok I'm gonna stop because I've made that joke too many times before
9097Gamer Minecraft&More I got so excited that I found time stamps 😭
Respect
Ayla Howard same
@@lemoncookies5842 Lol sorry ;(
@@lemoncookies5842 time stamps for what though? It's just bunch of weird whispering with like no pause
I was literally watching another video from you and then I saw this new one. Now I can sleep😂
Jojo: *intro some asmr mouth sounds
Me: I don't understand anything...
After 20 mins..
Me: *felt sleepy
Me: Ahh... maybe he says "go to sleep go to sleep"
Timestamps
0:00-23:58 JoJos vocal cords having a seizure
Loser Lynn 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂
@@richardgutierrez848 u want somebody dead lol
Thank u so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Please give me your profile pic I need it
Lmao 😂
Title: “inaudible”
Description: “semi inaudible”
Video: “mostly mouth sounds and audible and alittle inaudible”
Edit: also long sighs too
AAARRRMYY💜
Exactly 100 likes
I ruined it
Ayy army
Hotel: trivago
Jojo could secretly be telling us a story on how he killed ASMRRyan.
I CANT BREATHE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NUTTY CEEDAY you laughed at this?
Well I did hear the word _casualties_
Plot twist: he’s actually reading all seven Harry Potter books *backwards*
So, where is “Fire of Goblet the into name your put you did, Harry?”
No;
erif fo telbog eht otni eman rouy tup ouy did yrrah.
69 likes I can't like sorry
@@no-yd6ze LOOOL 😂😂
NOOOOOOOOOO WHO LIKED THIS POST NOW THERE ARE 70 LIKES😯😯😠😠😟
Jojo: makes an unintelligible whispers video
FBI: Someone's gotta keep an eye on that whispering Australian boy
Politicians: He knows our tricks
DC: We got our next Joker
Subscribers: Sleeping
Kayla Kosplays Isn’t he english
@@asger7442 nah he's Australian
LOL XD
Not that funny sorry
@@kiana2879 😂👌
Day 5 of asking for a lazy town role play
Ceo_SniperZ frick yea
I actually don’t want him to do it for some reason. Oh.
@Stewart Johns ur too young to understand
10,000 Subs and no videos challenge exactly
10,000 Subs and no videos challenge true
Only Ogs lol
Holy shit I started paying attention and he was quoting Joker lines at about 2:45 - 3:20
Edit: ok maybe he was quoting the Joker for the whole video lmao. Most of them are from “The Dark Knight”
Suicide Soap yeah he said he was reading the joker script from the dark night
Ye he commented it on someone else's Comment
Bruh I thought you meant P5 Joker
@@DeepClue me to
I love it because that's one of my favorite movies of all time.
Unpopular opinion, inaudible whispering is the best asmr category
2:28 “I know why you choose to have your group therapy sessions out in daylight.” 😂
* broad daylight *
This took me 3 hours here
Inaudible whispering
0:00-23:58
Enjoy 😊
Mikalah Khan nice u copied me
Zack FanBoy u ruined this hole mans career
@@memes9207 whole*
E la tua pubblicità di più la mia ragazza è il primo anno e poi si va avanti così non fosse stato il più presto il suo primo romanzo è il primo anno e poi si va avanti così non.
Day 11 of asking JoJo for a Ricardo Milo's ASMR Role-play
Or just say Ricardo boy
dead soul 3903 ask for Ricardo but as handsome squidward asmr
@@hellfiresalmon6047 Sounds great
Inaudible whispering Ricardo milos role play. Scatebate Bomba chica chica che
Me: *not understanding a math question and raising my hand*
*teacher comes*
Me: "I don't understand this" "Can you help me?"
The Teacher explaining the question be like:
Omg yes !!!!!
He's reading the Joker's script from Dark Knight
The teacher comes you say 😏
Jojo: " we have to consider the side effects"
Me: huh
Lia Spamzz he’s plotting a murder
*FBI OPEN UP*
He was quoting something from the dark knight
I was jyst at htag plart
What it's like when people whisper in my ear 4:08
Actually this video is based of whispering so umm yea 😆
adventures with finlay and more! fun! Or when you play telephone and the person is just too uhhh idk but yah
Whya whya
I laughed mad hard to this
walter
True dat
Day 25 of asking for a *Bizarre Adventure* ASMR
Nani?!?
YES
Nanda kore wa !!
We're litteraly in front of new serie call " Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ASMR ". Can it go to 10 episode
@@florence7697 obligatory omae wa mou shinderiu joke
Plot twist: he’s telling us mr.crab’s secret formula in *exact* words
These are my favourite types of asmr. Then on top of that, by my favourite asmrtist.
You know what time it is..
Time for sleep 😴❤️
I literally was gonna say it's hiiiiigh noon after I saw the "you know what time it is" comment... Lmfao
Edit : yes mccree main
It’s hiiiiiigh noon not a mecree main I’m a genji
@@romeoacosta1773 cool! 😂
Romeo Acosta I'm a soldier 76 main
I love the comment but there is no U in favorite
Other youtubers intros: Hey wassup Guys!
Jojo intro: ptowptaptiouptak
3:24 7:58 dang Jojo’s out here dropping phat BARS
Yes Really
I want him to unintelligibly whisper all of Jokers lines from the Dark Knight
He should just read the whole movie script lol
OMG, Jojo, I love you inaudible whispering, it's the best trigger for me =) Thanks for all content you make! Good luck!
Day 1 of asking Jojo for an ASMR roleplay video
Margaret Leitch what does that even mean 😂
@@alfie_4767 where its a roleplay but in asmr
[Künø The Weirdo] oh I thought it was a role play being a different asmrist lol 😂
@@alfie_4767 aquarium yy
Asmr is the new way to put people to sleep in surgery
Everybody gangsta till jojo starts speaking enchantment table
REAL 😭😭
He's really out here spitting the dark knight joker script. At least in the beginning he is
AcE_ L4V1SH That’s what brought me here.
He said the chips line.
5:07 “your just pregnant like me”
Oh. My. Gosh. He’s... I don’t know what to say right now :I
When he said that it kinda sounded like Kermit the frog lol
I heard "you're just a prick like me" or "you're just a freak like me"
your just a brick like me
Well fuck is he a very convincing lesbian or something or someone else
10:06
Bruh I‘m listening this doing my sonata form analysis haha! This is perfect!
When he said, "Guputabuputabuta maybe," I felt that.
He could be telling us about a murder and we wouldn’t even now it lol
it's the jokers script from Dark Knight
@@ibad850 oh
Resighting the Dark Knight interrogation scene to us. What a legend
Me: “Can I say it?”
Satan: “*Sigh* I mean I guess.”
Me: “This really is, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.”
Literally everybody: *Facepalms*
You are for sure man of culture
Ikr
I watched the whole series just because of giornos theme....
JJBAudrey I wish we could post pictures in the comments so I could put up a pic of Joao from jojo’s bizarre adventures with asmr Jojos face on him.
When he said JOJO my immediate thought was Dio saying “Jojooo “ after turning vampire
I was able to hear some of it and it sounds like when you just wake up from a nap and you're trying to understand what your friend is saying
Your ASMR is so good. And great timing just looking for a video
No joke I always fall asleep watching this same video 😂😂
It's an ASMR video after all
UNUS
Jesus Christ I don’t even remember writing this comment,back in 2019 when things were simpler
Imagine your friend opened the door and saw you doing this
This reminded me of one of winkeyy’s videos
“Hey I was absent yesterday could show me your notes”
* the notes *
This is just 24 minutes of jojo speaking parseltongue 😂💗
A HARRY POTTER FAN!!!! The missions, the nightmares, there over.
Noice
what ever you do...
don't turn the captions on
Why
I just did lol
Too late
It doesn’t show up
xs complexx now I’m going to 😆
Me : has headache
Jojo : im 'bout to end this man's whole Headache
Thanks jojo :3
wholesome
Two seconds later : “ What headache? “
3:01
Jojo: it’s not about the money
Me: ITS ABOUT THE METS LETS GO!
5:09 needs a loop
Ur PFP makes me u n c o m f y
yOuR JuSt pReGnAnT LiKe mE
I legit heard “batman gonna suck em up” and “funny money”
Im scared to know what funny money is
WoW Kiddie 😂
I heard "When you disappoint like 5 people" at one point.
apparently he was reading the joker's script from the dark knight, he said he did in another comment and it seems obvious after you realize it lol
@@not-even-a-real-blacksmith joker is my man
Best whispering Video ever brroo you are the best
Black Knight IKR!!! This video is everything
Black Knight wrong skin😂
Ligit only 10 seconds in and already getting tingles 💀 it scared me a bit because I wasn’t expecting for me to get tingles that quick
Me to my little brother: What do you want?
My Brother:
P0rYg0n Wr0ng sooo true
😂😂😂
Way too relatable.
Jojo was secretly reciting all the Harry Potter books
Other youtubers: Hey, everybody
Jojo: *Licks mic in the first 10 seconds*
(I don't know if it's just me, but it actually looks like he licks the mic in the first few seconds)
It wasn't just you lol
he could probably be telling us who's the real dirty dan and we would never know
i finally found your comment
You should prolly know
Dont track my search history fbi youll wanna burn your eyes ;)
lol just in time for my mid afternoon nap
Yessss!
Same tho
3:55 I was so close to sleeping but I was like "hold up this is firmiliar, I think this dialogue from The Dark Knight" and I was right B) now I can sleep peacefully
*"(and I was right B)"*
@@seokify he never put a bracket at the start, he did "B)" to symbolize a 😎 face
jojo was actually talking sims.
it's the jokers script from Dark Knight
I have been trying to find out which asmrist has the best inaudible whispers, this one is currently my favorite.
Rating:9.7/10
May I ask what makes it good or not perfect:)
Idrk, more or less that I wanna make sure I watched all of them before rating any a 10. Just because when you rate a 10 there is no way to improve. @@koiwilliams952
Inaudible whispering + visuals = tingles tingles tingles 😍 thanks for making me relaxed!
The clicking mouth sounds is what gives me most tingles, they are just awesome