A group of elite players has just noticed Erling Haaland. Will he remember his friends at Dortmund? The next episode drops at 5 p.m. ET, Monday 24 May.
The script of the show was writen brilliantly. The pogba's "maybe next summer" to Sancho and Reus "I've been playing here forever" are the examples of how good the script is. Great show by bleacher report!
@@zakishaikh12 yeah it ain’t over yet! The fact that their teams are still holding them back and if they could defend and help out in the attack even a little or at least not mess up open chances and stuff means they would still be the best easily and the fact that they could easily make it UCL finals with a non messing up team, not a great team but a non messing up team shows how crazy good they still are!
Haaland lines: * Song * "Don't worry I won't" "I would like to" "Oh hey" "Sorry guys I need to think about my future, I need to think about big money moves "Hey! You didn't beat all of us" "Sorry I broke the machine guys" "It's Ok. You're still my strike partner" "Yes... until I get sold, yes. I'm one of you" "OK, cool"
@@eddieb1995 I really think it could happen soon, if Juve don’t make the UCL, what top UCL team would pay for Ronaldo especially with Haaland and others coming
Man, I've had messi amd cr7 posters for like forever in my house and seing them both just challenge each other throughout the years has been so fucking special...the world needs another rivalry like this, we've been lucky to be part of it. The goats nonetheless.
In this video, Erling simply shows that as long as he plays at BVB, he stands by this team. He helps the team and he is even happy when his comrades score a goal, even if he can't play. He is the teammate that every team wants. A perfect team player.
This perfectly described what it feels like being a Dortmund fan. Every club just sees us as a place where you can easily take world class players from. It’s actually a bit like getting bullied. 😅
Well for 160m a player this is gentleman bullying :) come on that is the business model of some club to get players very young with great potentiel and resell them in 2 or 3 years to make a lot of profits on that and it is almost the business model 9f every club that are not on the top charts of europe who stands a chance to win it all , like Ajax they are making more money by players deals than if they were actually to win the champions League
The sad part about Reus‘ career is that I think he could have been one of the top (I mean one of the best after Messi and Ronaldo) Players in the World if he hadn’t been injured that much.
VARcade game names recap. So many gems in here. - Pitch Invaders (Space Invaders) - Super Goaltron (Tron) - Dort·man (Pac-man) - House of the Suarez (House of the Dead) - Don't Lose the Dressing Room [w/ Jose xD] - Trophy Raider (Tomb Raider) - Whack A Ref (Whac-A-Mole) - Celebrate Celebrate Revolution (Dance Dance Revolution) - Alphonso the Davies (Sonic the Hedgehog) - Skee Foot Ball (Skeeball) - Neymario Kart (Mario Kart) - Neymar the Ballhog (Sonic the Hedgehog) - G.O.A.T. Fighter (Street Fighter) - Park the Bus [w/ Jose again xD]
@@chapchap5818 You can't compare Messi to Haaland. Messi makes Barcelona play, corners, crosses, pre-assists, distributes the ball. Haaland doesn't do any of that.
@@harrytoffoloenjoyer3441 most times winning games for united single handedly and being absolute class along with Bruno. Just cause he changes his hair every 2 weeks doesn't mean he's a bad player coming from an ajax fan.
The fact that Hummels is taking care of the youth academy is just amazing
Why
Ong
He’s probably teaching them how to go to rival clubs...
@@efraser2667 what u on about? Moving to your youth club and the city where your family and friends live seems fine to me
@@leanleankrabber3336 He's like the oldest at BVB, and after his return to the club it's kinda cool
For those of us who enjoyed 15+ years of Messi-Ronaldo dominance the last scene of the clip is sad 😔
Messi and Ronaldo rivalry is eternal
😔
Yeah it hits hard
It's a disrespect
😥😥😥😢😢😢
Petition to never end this show.
Yes, please!
th-cam.com/video/8AmPJj1oRaA/w-d-xo.html
Signed
Yes pleaseeeeee
if the animators or voice actors die
"We're not little! We're, like, the second-biggest club in Germany!" That hurt!
Hahahahaha
I hate this, but this is fact 😭
@bssni touir lol😂😂
BVB ucl 96/97 Winner >>> P$G and City together.
Sadly true
Sancho in real life : 20% english accent, 80% German accent
Sancho in the champions : 200% English accent 😂
Dean does a much better voice impressionist Sancho imo
@@cruciateligamentx5183 yo anterior cruciate ligament
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Lol😂
@@Eagleivo1434 hey eagle
“Because I’m Tuchel for school” somebody copyright this before it turns into an overused joke
Davirgil 🥵
saw u on was a lawyer
i'm too what ?
i dont undertsand the joke plssss
@@Sam-ge5hg. His name is Thomas Tuchel
Marco saying, “I’VE BEEN PLAYING HERE FOREVER” was priceless.
😭
Sancho : pogba invited me to the movies last summer lmao
Old Trafford theater of dreams
And now Sancho is Utd player
This didn’t age well
“Erling’s getting so popular, next thing you know, he’ll be on the cover of a video game”
*FIFA- my time has come*
Fr
bruh I saw your comments on sidemen vids
Oh
Because pes don’t even have a fake bundesliga which pisses me off when I wanna take it from Bayern while using bvb 😤
Fifa is garbage sadly
"Benzema doesn't pass me the ball too much, but at least he treats me better than he treats Valbuena!"
- Vinicius Jr.
can someone explain
@@tamarababuchnova119 "On my mother's life, he is playing against us"
@@tamarababuchnova119 it’s because Benzema once said to Mendy to not pass the ball to Vinci because he was performing very badly
@@ekin9181 yeah, thanks. I knew about that I just got confused cuz I didn't know who Valbuena is, now I get it.
Benzema blackmailed Valbuena over images of Valbuena having fun in bed
5:07 Drogba with the " It's a fuckin disgrace" face LMAO
The script of the show was writen brilliantly. The pogba's "maybe next summer" to Sancho and Reus "I've been playing here forever" are the examples of how good the script is. Great show by bleacher report!
wow tifo b/r stands for bleacher report and i feel a little dumb lol
seeing Haaland stand up for his boys makes me too happy
Facts, enjoyed reacting to the first two episodes with my boys on our channel but dropping this one will be fun!
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True
Me too!
This is him in real life, he chokes his teammates but he also stands up for them
“This games on its last legs” was too savage and sad too! Ohhhh the great era of Messi and Ronaldo!😭😭
....unless Zlatan joins the chat
@@supersuede6493 who?
not over yet
@@zakishaikh12 yeah it ain’t over yet! The fact that their teams are still holding them back and if they could defend and help out in the attack even a little or at least not mess up open chances and stuff means they would still be the best easily and the fact that they could easily make it UCL finals with a non messing up team, not a great team but a non messing up team shows how crazy good they still are!
I don't think you're sad according to your profile photo
As a Frenchie, I have to say you nailed the Mbappe impersonation!
Notice how when halaand gets electrocuted he is skeleton is a robot 😂
Same
Reporter: Haaland what do u say to being called the best young footballer in the world?
Haaland: yes.
Haaland: Hard work
@Mathy
*and smiling.*
Norwegians suck at English
@@logic9436 i mean haaland grew up in england
Yh
Pogba : sorry kid, maybe next summer
Sancho : argghh...
That hits hard lmao
Damn how did I miss that reference
so hard that even the fans got hurt
that hits home.
That ruined my mood lol
The reference is about Sancho's transfer rumour to United?
And almost exactly a year later, Erling got his big money move
Haaland lines:
* Song *
"Don't worry I won't"
"I would like to"
"Oh hey"
"Sorry guys I need to think about my future, I need to think about big money moves
"Hey! You didn't beat all of us"
"Sorry I broke the machine guys"
"It's Ok. You're still my strike partner"
"Yes... until I get sold, yes. I'm one of you"
"OK, cool"
This needs to be made into a weekly Netflix show
i so agree bruh
no it doesn't, although I get your point, it's higher quality than a lot of shows on there.
@@hishamzaza174 yeah, it would get better ratings, but these are just 5 minute shorts that stay on Yt
@@khotsodhlamini8488 NOOOO WHY PAY WHEN ITS ON FOR FREE
Nah it's fine on youtube
5:25 I like how haaland’s skeleton is replaced by a robot underneath
Very observant
he's so good he plays likea robot
Good spot!
Good catch!
That is T1000 😂
“Erlings getting so popular, next thing you know he’ll be on a cover of a video game.”
My man really predicted the future.
Man, Erling really was thinking about big money moves lol
They manage to sneak in an MLS reference by having Beckham, Higuain and Matuidi from Inter Miami jogging outside the mall.
Yeah I saw that
What time?
@@apjuniorthaking6028 1:31
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I'm pretty sure that's Nani not Matuidi
Whoever said should be on Netflix wasn’t joking. This shit good as gold 😂😂😭😭
Nah, it should stay on TH-cam
Yeah but a 5 minute episode show wouldn't really be on netflix
But i would love to have it there as well
Is it wrong for me to get emotional seeing this?
@@TheCoffeTV no,but i mean no need to get emotional, its not like when they stop playing they die or somm
@@fadeonline1384 I was talking about the loyalty halaand had for his teammates LOL.
It was about the episode and it was a joke.
Whoever got the idea of this arcade is a GENIUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching this now it’s ironic that Sancho made a big money move before Halaand and now they’re potential rivals in the Manchester derby
"I've been playing here forever!!!"
~Reus,Marco
🐐
Get it? He’s been playing for Dortmund forever
Reyna:So i guess you're still one of us ?
Haaland: Yes until I get sold
Haaland will leave but Reus will always be here
@@supersuede6493 i wish he will stay so maybe you guys can be the champion once more and Bundesliga stop being a farmer league.
@@anakyangbudiman8497 If Sancho would stay this summer we could really improve.
@@JSmellerM it won't make a difference bayern will just keep getting stronger.
I hope he stays
Dybala getting all high and mighty yet he’s one bad result away from getting kicked out of this series entirely 😂
and now it's the only World Champion of 2022 .
Bellingham and Haaland are now considered the best in the world while Sancho flopped , sad .
The last scene is a reminder that we're near the end of an era 💔
Yes of Messi and Ronaldo 💔
Hopefully they will move to MLS so we can watch a few more years
@@Tennischamp450 MLS views would sky rocket.
Top scorers in their respective leagues, only behind lewandowski in Europe's top 5 leagues. End of an era, Nah
@@eddieb1995 I really think it could happen soon, if Juve don’t make the UCL, what top UCL team would pay for Ronaldo especially with Haaland and others coming
José Mourinho's "PARK THE BUS" arcade game got me lmfao
😆
3:07 I love that bit so much
I had a tear in my eye when erling stood up to his pals.
Never would've thought I'd get to see an episode focussing on my club.
Season 1 Episode 4
Not the first time and neither the last. We're in the Champions League next season after all
Watch the Pulisic episode when he was still at Dortmund in season 1
Why? Dortmund is a big club.
@@DominationRotation true like reyna said we are still the second biggest club in germany
"Until I get sold, I'm one of you."
-Haaland 2021
Hits different now
@@majestvic yep 😢
it hits different now
@@majestvic fax :(
1 year later. He has made the big money move
2:57 bro predicted the future
Who else noticed that Erling Haaland’s ring tone is, “ The Champions.”
yes.
I think it's a reference to him listening to the Champions League anthem when he is driving with the car
Ar r0e you're awsome
Everybody noticed
@@byronmarquez5114 indeed
5:25 Haalands skeleton is a robot. Nice touch
Had to rewatched that scene again 😁
And his heart says Dortmund 20-21 ☺️
Is it supposed to look like the T-800 model?
terminator
Man, I've had messi amd cr7 posters for like forever in my house and seing them both just challenge each other throughout the years has been so fucking special...the world needs another rivalry like this, we've been lucky to be part of it. The goats nonetheless.
this episode is like a prediction
Pogba "sorry kid maybe next summer" . Really makes sense about Sancho transfer saga😂
Every year like that at BVB 😂
Yeah at least he get to join us play in CL haaland will to if he want to reunite with his teammate
“Wow, if these injuries keep up I have to become a center back.”
Lebron James
😆🤣lol
He just came back to the NBA from injury too lol
He’s 6’9 so he could easily win headers. If he knew how to pass properly I actually wouldn’t be unhappy about it
Imagine a 6'8 250 behemoth of a man in your defence 💀💀 i heard vvd is scary but this is something else 💀💀
Let’s be honest real have more injuries than Liverpool
"Man, Erling's getting so popular, next thing you know, he'll be on the cover of a video game."
FC24 cover: "Bonjour"
Hammels is taking care of the kids just amazing
Erling looking unimpressed being invited to the group is a real mood😎
> ok, cool
It’s a what?
@@numbergreen2145 he is just trying to be cool
@@heisenberg970 yeah lol
Lowkey this is a one of the best episodes in the entire series.
Nah it's kind of lame zlatan episode was so much better it actually had witty football jokes
Zlatans episode was better
was one of the worst ones
No this isnt it
Ya this one is kinda boring just like erling
In retrospect, the crown jewel of English Football is Bellingham, not Foden
en serio?
3:40 I like how mbappe says DORKMUND😂😂
You know Ronaldo and Messi’s era is slowly coming to an end when B/R Football makes a Champions episode about it. Sad times ☹️
It's not over yet. Let us enjoy the last few years of the GOATS ❤️🐐⚽
Lol Cr7 isn't even the 2nd best Ronaldo
@@oladejioriola5672 are you just a regular troll?
@@dela agreed. I’ve never been much of a fan of the Messi v Ronaldo debate. I don’t care who’s better. I just wanna watch both of them play
@@oladejioriola5672 Who is the second best Ronaldo then?
Koeman and Pirlo being on their way out at the end is perfect.
In this video, Erling simply shows that as long as he plays at BVB, he stands by this team. He helps the team and he is even happy when his comrades score a goal,
even if he can't play. He is the teammate that every team wants. A perfect team player.
haaland can play
Haaland made his big move yesterday 🥲
That ending hurt I’m not gonna lie
True. End of an era.
That too ended by their managers
@@prasanthsrinivas26 No ended by Father Time. Both players have slowed down compared to what they used to be
@@GoGetYourShinebox Yet they at the top. They are playing in bad teams
Both are still the top scorers of their leagues
This perfectly described what it feels like being a Dortmund fan. Every club just sees us as a place where you can easily take world class players from. It’s actually a bit like getting bullied. 😅
@AtomaticoM18 Yep feel the same. Always the "selling club" slander. Have people forgotten ESL? We have standards and don't rely on greasy oil money
That's why you buy players for to sell them at high price lol
Lmao how about you don't sell your players then?
Not like Dortmund is doing the exact same thing with clubs like Gladbach....
Well for 160m a player this is gentleman bullying :) come on that is the business model of some club to get players very young with great potentiel and resell them in 2 or 3 years to make a lot of profits on that and it is almost the business model 9f every club that are not on the top charts of europe who stands a chance to win it all , like Ajax they are making more money by players deals than if they were actually to win the champions League
Pogba to Sancho "see u next season"
2:56 thats crazy
it happen today
FIFA 24 💀💀💀
"this game is on its last legs" really hit me in the feels :'(
Hearing that made me realize once again how old I am :(
The absolute shade thrown at Reus, trying to beat the high score. "I've been here forever!"
Lol
The sad part about Reus‘ career is that I think he could have been one of the top (I mean one of the best after Messi and Ronaldo) Players in the World if he hadn’t been injured that much.
@@paulstarstarpaul5700 True
@@paulstarstarpaul5700 And let's not get started on Gotze. Although he is doing well at PSV this season.
@@Hyde_Hill didn't gotze score the goal that won the world cup with Germany in 2014?
That last clip hit me hard 😢😭😭
Love the fact that when haaland gets shocked, they show his cybernetic system
I just love the sheer amount of references in every episode. You can tell it's written by actual football fans
👏👏
I’m surprised Neymar wasn’t part of the cool guys 😂
He already has his own group
He's already got his own group on this with a bunch of movie stars etc.
They don’t want him getting injured
@@m.c.martin 0 laughs
Prolly went to his sisters party
I like how when Haaland and Mpappe get electrocuted it shows Haaland’s exoskeleton
Nah mechanical skeleton exoskeleton means his skeleton is on the outside like a spider or summat
@@obi-wankenobi8927 Oh thanks for the correction
“Next thing you know he’ll be on the cover of a video game” They were right
“I’m putting this on TikTok” 🤣😂😂😂🤣 Alphonso Davies
I love how Foden is in Big Money Moves even though he hasnt moved from his academy Club 😂
EXACTLY! 😂😂
It is just expensive as fuck fc.
Foden is a very good young player who has high value.
I thought the same about Davies. Bayern bought him pretty cheap
Yeah, De Bruyne would make more sense as he is the best paid player in England, but would be a bit boring if one of the Movers only ever said "Kevin'
Joao Felix would be alright. Hell, even Pulisic.
this episode is much better after the haaland to man city deal
I like that when erling got elecuated his bones were robot parts
yes
When Haaland and Mbappe got electrocuted, you could see that Haaland's skeleton is a robot skeleton
An excellent spot!
I didn't see that bro, shweet!
Wow… Good eye
wow nice catch dude
What an observation
VARcade game names recap. So many gems in here.
- Pitch Invaders (Space Invaders)
- Super Goaltron (Tron)
- Dort·man (Pac-man)
- House of the Suarez (House of the Dead)
- Don't Lose the Dressing Room [w/ Jose xD]
- Trophy Raider (Tomb Raider)
- Whack A Ref (Whac-A-Mole)
- Celebrate Celebrate Revolution (Dance Dance Revolution)
- Alphonso the Davies (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Skee Foot Ball (Skeeball)
- Neymario Kart (Mario Kart)
- Neymar the Ballhog (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- G.O.A.T. Fighter (Street Fighter)
- Park the Bus [w/ Jose again xD]
Wow cool!
Didn't even notice this 🤣😂
Judging by the font, I think Alphonso the Davies and Neymar the Ballhog are parodies of Sonic the Hedgehog.
@pedro
Suarez was really a dead man walking on the pitch in his late Barca days.
@@Koppter42 well spotted!
Man that was straight up bullying before halland turnover🔥
I cant stop watching the episode i watch it over and over agian😂👌
6:02 ....Oh...I felt my heart crack.
End of an era
Yeah man
thank fucking god, their fan bases are the biggest losers in the world
@@ZergCheco thats harsh. that has nothing to do with the players. you realize those fans will just go to mbappe or halaand now right?
💔💔💔
People dont realize how good this show is
Bro fr😂😂
Everyone can laugh seeing this video..
But for one who observes every football events closely ..they can enjoy it like nobody else
The flowkingz refernce at the stwrt was great
Game of Zones>>> The Champions
Facts its Really Good💯.
The writers for this show are really good 😅and and the inside jokes are hilarious
Sancho and Haaland used to be besties now they are rivals 💀
"This games really on it's last leg"
Meanwhile Messi (30 goals in la liga) and Ronaldo(29 goals in serie A): Hold our beers!
The top 3 scorers this season are all 30+ in age. Lewa, Messi and Ronaldo. They're still no where near done
This comment is underrated
they meant Koeman and Pirlo, because they are probably are going to get sacked
@@Ren-qd3gk Haaland has scored more goals for club and country this season than Messi and Ronaldo
@@chapchap5818 You can't compare Messi to Haaland. Messi makes Barcelona play, corners, crosses, pre-assists, distributes the ball. Haaland doesn't do any of that.
Reus “I’ve been playing here forever” 😂😂
the haaland big money move joke aged well
Who else here when halland is the cover of ea sports fc 24 😂😂😂
This was the most metaphorically poetic episode
true
How
@@lewitm4591 Y'know, the whole Messi Vs Ronaldo game on it's last legs while Keoman and Pirlo ship it away and Haaland and Mbappe shake hands?
You can say that again
The episode with United at Mourinho in season 1 was maybe a bit more, but yes it is very metaphorical
Pogba telling Sancho “next summer mate” is iconic
Pogba is shit
@@jayantamondal1187 i bet you just see the scores of google he aint shit coming from a lfc fan
@@jenajelema he really is, he sometimes single handedly costs Man U games.
@@harrytoffoloenjoyer3441 most times winning games for united single handedly and being absolute class along with Bruno. Just cause he changes his hair every 2 weeks doesn't mean he's a bad player coming from an ajax fan.
@@rudrakshbhardwaj1892 you obviously haven’t seen his magnificent passes...
To the opposition.
Ironically Haaland just got his hands on a big move, while Mbappe still stuck himself in PSG
2:58 predicted the future
I love that Haaland is a robot when he is getting electrocuted
This might actually be the best episode of the entire show, up until this point. Crazily detailed stuff and the metaphor at the end, brilliant!
Is nobody gonna talk about Koeman and Pirlo taking away a machine that’s on its “last legs” 😂😂😂
Literally everyone is talking about it lol
anybody here after sancho finally got his “big money move”
2:57 now he is on the cover of the EA FC 24💀
"stop hitting him,one more yellow card, you're out of the ball pit
-Mats Hummel's
*Mats Hummels
Almost !
@@6188406050042119 oh yeah my bad
@@chango_cuh2632
No problem. Most foreigners have diffculties in spelling german names
“Jeans de Zizou” 😭 the slander on Zidane’s drip is hilarious 🤣
?
2:10
@@radl3nt Zidane jean got tear it when Zidane celebrated Ronaldo score hat trick against wolfsburg in 2016
I just love the little easter eggs in each episode 😂
@@radl3nt at 2:10
6:03, Old Machines still 30 goals !! 💪🏻
This episode is simply genius. GENIUS 🙏
4:53- “don’t lose the dressing room!” Cover star, Jose Mourinho.
What about Higuain and the others running to get back in shape
And the "Park the bus" game at the end😂
3:17 “I’ve been playing here forever.”
Debut: 2012
Tbf 9 years
The guy deserves some mad respect.
Best episode yet imo.great work on the easter eggs-It's so satisfying and rewarding to watch this.
Probably the greatest animated series on TH-cam