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  • @kyles.8332
    @kyles.8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    “What’s the hardest you’ve ever hit a child?”
    “Ooh, that’s a tough one”

    • @mohnomoosik
      @mohnomoosik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      literally

    • @capibaradeluxe9193
      @capibaradeluxe9193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I press the arm of a kid really hard if that counts

    • @lordtachanka5512
      @lordtachanka5512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      When I was 5, I tripped in-front of Tomar while at the store. He looked at me with true disgust in his eyes as he stood me up and proceeded to beat me senselessly. It was a truly scarring experience.

    • @JohnAnderson-kt3bj
      @JohnAnderson-kt3bj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lordtachanka5512 it's true I saw famous TH-camr and internet personality Joshua Tomar assault him as a child

    • @primitivechef8009
      @primitivechef8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@JohnAnderson-kt3bj it’s true! I am Joshua Tomar and I collect fetuses for my jar collection

  • @DojoVII
    @DojoVII 3 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    I often forget Chris is Irish then he impersonates someone from his childhood and it's really good.

    • @deslacooda
      @deslacooda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      It's so fookin' deadly

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats because he's got a big dirty American accent

    • @austink4623
      @austink4623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You really only notice it in a few words he says like car

    • @GARGANTUAN_JAME
      @GARGANTUAN_JAME ปีที่แล้ว

      He thought it'd be good

    • @bridgetking4553
      @bridgetking4553 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He has the same accent as my grandpa cuz he had also moved to America. I had kinda figured but still lold

  • @yaboimakoto4706
    @yaboimakoto4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    "I'd never hit her but I'd lay into you"
    Sin City in a nutshell

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      god bless you and this comment

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Goldie.....

    • @marlonramon9786
      @marlonramon9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Holy fuck I saw sin city 30 minutes ago and I see this comment

    • @hankhill2254
      @hankhill2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Comedy gold

    • @stephenm8415
      @stephenm8415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What do you mean? That is nothing like my favourite game Sim City

  • @botchedresurrectiongf1743
    @botchedresurrectiongf1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    “Babies falling over...take a seat”

    • @ubermaster134
      @ubermaster134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      "Sonic goes to the real world dude."

    • @DrKevlar
      @DrKevlar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Sonic falling over in the real world

    • @kirbyrox2
      @kirbyrox2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Zach asserting his dominance

    • @botchedresurrectiongf1743
      @botchedresurrectiongf1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thingy thanks

    • @evandrogge6399
      @evandrogge6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/ooconeyplays

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Ding Dong’s school sounds absolutely miserable.

    • @blockstewrat3780
      @blockstewrat3780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Water King I forget he’s gay

    • @lowkiii7230
      @lowkiii7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Water King what does him being gay have to do with his school

    • @jimbomclimbo7467
      @jimbomclimbo7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@lowkiii7230 school is gay

    • @yushi560
      @yushi560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      All public schools are miserable, some are just more miserable than others

    • @ichimaru96
      @ichimaru96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yushi560 the new book by George Orwell.
      School farm

  • @clarkolasful
    @clarkolasful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    I don't know why but when Ding Dong says "Christopher.... WAHOO!" it kills me every time.

    • @maysonharville31
      @maysonharville31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      timestamp pls I wanna see

    • @clarkolasful
      @clarkolasful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@maysonharville31 the bit leading up starts at 03:35

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cause it's good

    • @larrygriffin4343
      @larrygriffin4343 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@maysonharville31 i hate when people can't watch the first four minutes of a two hour long video they willingly clicked on

  • @thelordofpies2283
    @thelordofpies2283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    "Put pizza on floor. Open pizza and put it on floor now."
    That sounds like he was about to execute you or something.

    • @comedyman4896
      @comedyman4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      That's what they tell you when you try to out pizza the hut

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Can't believe they trusted that guy

    • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
      @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then he hands DingDong a slice of pizza and says "start digging motherfucker"

    • @McDoinky
      @McDoinky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mesotolioma5089 Yeah that’s weird as hell. What were they thinking

    • @queencancerous5332
      @queencancerous5332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I honestly thought he was going to stomp on it

  • @robinok3
    @robinok3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    1:33:44 update from a young boy currently in high school: no, nobody in a school knows how to use a computer. I got suspended for 3 days for accessing google groups and sending a message to EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL BOARD because they didn't know how to limit access. The reason for suspension was for "hacking a way through the backdoor"

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I got suspended for using a proxy to watch porn in class then when I came back to school they made me the computer teacher's assistant and gave me administrator privileges lol

    • @Spiderbloke
      @Spiderbloke 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Pro life tip: Most people are bullshitting and hoping you don't find out. That includes your teachers. They just exercise that little bit of power they have over you to try and cover it. Same with employers.

    • @muffpuff5632
      @muffpuff5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@arealhuman826 heh no

    • @1000drman
      @1000drman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Reminds me of the times in highschool when I found out how to get past the schools firewall by using wikipedia so I was able to access 4chan but my programming teacher was cool with it

    • @jaysternumber1
      @jaysternumber1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@1000drman my programming teacher is super chill, he’s constantly talking about how the school’s blocking system is garbage

  • @patrickmacdonald6282
    @patrickmacdonald6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    The guy who put on honest trailers killed me

    • @MiniatureRanni
      @MiniatureRanni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      He lay into you

    • @ghostburgers4284
      @ghostburgers4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Did he take you to the woods first?

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The amount of real life people I know who have hijacked an evening to play Honest Trailers is ridiculous

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah it's funny to think there are people out there that really like honest trailers haha even WatchMojo is better lmao

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Psy Duck It's either that or Cinema Sins

  • @opaiescents
    @opaiescents 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    oh god the spider/house centipede debate reminded me of the time i put my arm into a fuzzy jacket during fall, felt something crunch and start poking/stabbing me, thought my dog brought in a leaf from outside, pulled it out the sleeve with my other hand and then a house centipede crawled over the back of my hand

    • @zacharyrichardson8435
      @zacharyrichardson8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      The colour just drained from my body

    • @GhostToaster525
      @GhostToaster525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kek

    • @cream9905
      @cream9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      A similar thing happened to me. When i was really young, like 8, I was going hunting with my dad.Then I'm stuck my leg in my pantleg, and there was a huge stickbug! But this story is much less scary than yours because there are no centipedes in my area.

    • @jellomarrow1184
      @jellomarrow1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Once I was carrying wood from outside into my house for a fire pit and I felt something repeatedly poking at my chest. I stuck my hand inside my shirt and took out a bee that had been stabbing me constantly. The pain wasn’t all that bad, but it scared the crap out of me

    • @Big_Bonfire
      @Big_Bonfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Almost happened to me, but I saw it on the shirt I was about to put on. Those fuckers are huge

  • @andymoore8835
    @andymoore8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    “Kids react to daddy watching me” sent me into a laughing fit, despite it not even being a story.

    • @ethanmiller1808
      @ethanmiller1808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and hes right it does sound really creepy

    • @LinusBitchTits
      @LinusBitchTits ปีที่แล้ว

      Each night Father fills me with dread
      When he sits at the foot of my bed
      I’d not mind that he speaks, in gibbers and squeaks
      But for seventeen years he’s been dead

    • @disposable_income_andy
      @disposable_income_andy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      something about that is just the perfect combination of words that it sounds like it'd fit perfectly with old shock videos/sites like goatse or lemon party.

  • @Used__Napkin
    @Used__Napkin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    I always love when they talk about their old roommate at 21:47 she was quite the character.

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      She seems like the average white woman

    • @erikrivera5946
      @erikrivera5946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @GrapeSkoda I know!! The lore deepens...

    • @glazeddonut7968
      @glazeddonut7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GrapeSkoda link?

    • @stinklinethegoblin5952
      @stinklinethegoblin5952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always thought it could’ve been stampers girlfriend or something

    • @noahharp1763
      @noahharp1763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@stinklinethegoblin5952 apparenty theyve name dropped them as ‘joy’ in a sleepycabin ep but ppl also think it might be that nazi girl that was on the animators panel w them (when mick was blackout drunk)

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    I miss the laid back vibe Julian and ding dong brought with them, relaxes me like nothing else.

  • @Taentarctic
    @Taentarctic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    So many stories, we can make a history class about it.

    • @GhostToaster525
      @GhostToaster525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Taentarctic edge

    • @DigitalVomitTV
      @DigitalVomitTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      funi 101

    • @ixaac453
      @ixaac453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      a christory class perhaps

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You'd open up the textbook and a big man would jump out and say "TRIVIA FROM OUR LET'S PLAYS"

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dom Thommmmmmm no :)

  • @koga924
    @koga924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Cockroaches do in fact bite. One night, maybe 4 or 5 years ago, I woke up because of a clamping feeling on my lower lip, similar to a clothespin and when I woke up there was a massive ~3 inch cockroach chewing on my lip, I was so shook I actually started crying even though I was already in my later teenage years. This actually gave me PTSD or something because now whenever I see a cockroach I do a fucking battlecry and grab the closest object to me and clobber it to mush with pure primal rage and fear combined. Truly terrifying.

    • @vasaus
      @vasaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I have limited feeling in my feet and when i was living in bascially a shack id have to make sure i moved every 5 minutes otherwise roaches would take to chomping on toes and i wouldn't notice until theyd gotten pretty far in there, honest to god horrifying

    • @KBvidss
      @KBvidss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@crevice5369 i got ptsd from a GIANT 3 foot tall roach yknow...

    • @user-jp8oj3qj3o
      @user-jp8oj3qj3o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      feel you. due to life misadventures cockroaches send me into full on panic attacks lmao

    • @crevice5369
      @crevice5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@KBvidss that wasnt a roach. That was me.

    • @tulnicular3162
      @tulnicular3162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *smooch*

  • @DeathPanorama
    @DeathPanorama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    if you fall asleep to delobeast compilations raise your hand

    • @sashal9424
      @sashal9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      ✋🏻 my mom always wonders why there is funny youtube men screaming from my room

    • @jmonkey106
      @jmonkey106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I fall asleep to the complete oneyplays series or super mega cast

    • @anon-qp3ee
      @anon-qp3ee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sashal9424 yes

    • @GamblerOfFate777
      @GamblerOfFate777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sasha l my mom does as well

    • @GamblerOfFate777
      @GamblerOfFate777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I always need a podcast or a funny story compilation to go to sleep

  • @krookedfemurs9785
    @krookedfemurs9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I think the movie Chris watches while getting high was; mac and Devin go to high school. The movie starts with a joint telling you to get high, his name is slowburn

    • @Monsterassassin3
      @Monsterassassin3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe the worst movie ever madd

    • @krookedfemurs9785
      @krookedfemurs9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Monsterassassin3 it was great

    • @radveggie5586
      @radveggie5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@krookedfemurs9785 i watched it with my friend walter while we were high (who woulda guessed) and it was hilarious

    • @arealhuman826
      @arealhuman826 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks dad

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I own a copy of that movie. AMA.

  • @floppartinc
    @floppartinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love that the one divergence from Oneyplays clips was the one clip of Matt eating lil Dale right after calling cockroaches crunchy like three years earlier

  • @ghostedtoast8318
    @ghostedtoast8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “I DO SAY MY GOOD FRIENDS, THIS INDIVIDUAL IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED!”

  • @plbster
    @plbster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Sonic goes to the real world is freakin epic

  • @bardonardo2001
    @bardonardo2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    DingDong: "I don't really have any interesting school stories"
    Also DingDong: "Our school tried to convince us 9/11 didn't happen"
    I dunno DingDong, that sounds really fucking fascinating to me.

    • @feeblecrusty7914
      @feeblecrusty7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This comment is so needlessly aggressive I love it

    • @rokronroff
      @rokronroff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      All of DingDong's school stories are infuriating. What a shit place to have to try to get an education.

    • @gameboy4288
      @gameboy4288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where was that

    • @kooliooolio
      @kooliooolio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      sounds like a typical midwestern school lol

    • @ghost.and.gills.
      @ghost.and.gills. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he meant he didn’t have any fun stories

  • @nomorenames7323
    @nomorenames7323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Man, Tomar’s ceiling story is just an acid trip.

  • @AsianEyes007
    @AsianEyes007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I can relate SO much to seeing actual characters, images, etc, in patterns of tiles, walls, paintings, and others. As a kid, I remember just sitting on the toilet or in the shower just looking around, and if I looked long or hard enough, I would find a shape that resembles something I’ve seen before or reminds me of something.

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same here

    • @CrisisMoon7
      @CrisisMoon7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      is this not normal?

    • @Wenbebis
      @Wenbebis หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      isnt this normal ?????

  • @ketchupwater06
    @ketchupwater06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Lyle's story about the Minecraft server never fails to get me.
    The way he mocks the server moderator's voice with a Dragon Ball Z Ocean Dub voice is just so damn golden.

  • @Mimic-kun1
    @Mimic-kun1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    I love you delo beast

    • @cameronphoenixrose882
      @cameronphoenixrose882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i'm sure delobeast loves you too :)

    • @MikeyLikey95
      @MikeyLikey95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cameronphoenixrose882 Delobeast isn't real... Your parents just buy all your presents for you for Puhskenti Day.

    • @FancifulProdigy
      @FancifulProdigy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MikeyLikey95 disliked for heresy, sorry :(

    • @Christoffer13
      @Christoffer13 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for making this. The stories are the best part of their let's plays.

    • @Cirroyt
      @Cirroyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does anyone know what happened to Julian and the other guy

  • @nateofnazareth7785
    @nateofnazareth7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I need a ding dong suspicious school stories comp

  • @Turlesy
    @Turlesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    matt and ryan sound different

    • @latenight1218
      @latenight1218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok

    • @Diamtro
      @Diamtro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ben Henry idk why that’s so funny to me

    • @Turlesy
      @Turlesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Diamtro s-same

    • @Diamtro
      @Diamtro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok Ok 😳😳

    • @Turlesy
      @Turlesy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      =^_^=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

  • @gulfcoastgaming6034
    @gulfcoastgaming6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    5:40 The way Ding Dong says “I’m way better than Drawn Together!” Like a smug cartoon reviewer/Chris Chan is amazing

  • @Dark0neone
    @Dark0neone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Tomar HAS to be into humiliation. He said it himself, the people who are into that the most are usually really powerful. I don't know of anyone more powerful than Tomar.

    • @voiceofgrima1179
      @voiceofgrima1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's why he used the Tomar Emeralds to create Jaxxy

  • @fruitsalad4615
    @fruitsalad4615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Can you do a "look it's Tomar" compilation next?

    • @aalex970
      @aalex970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tomar impression compilation.
      Divide it in segments,Chris,Zach,Lyle,and Most importantly Tomar doing aTomar impression

    • @CitrusFriendTV
      @CitrusFriendTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I second this ^

    • @FatJesusHangry
      @FatJesusHangry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @crisismoon880
      @crisismoon880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hehe

    • @la_jefe9105
      @la_jefe9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then he did

  • @billyheart8699
    @billyheart8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Damn when they talk about schools, it reminds me of how fucked my school system was. The general rule was that big kids weren’t allowed to pick on or tease any one smaller than them, but the smaller kids could always get away with anything. I always always bigger and taller than anyone around me so I got bullied and the system fucking protected those shitters. It’s probably the reason I like oneyplays now tbh.

  • @belinskiparadox7687
    @belinskiparadox7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Chris saying "That's so fookin deadly" may be my favorite voice clip

  • @Natalie_Toshino
    @Natalie_Toshino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My earliest memory was... I believe that I was two, and Queen's "We Will Rock You" was playing, and we were all stomping and clapping rhythmically, to it.

  • @bisectbrain
    @bisectbrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’m so hyped delo’s doing oneyplays comps now

  • @rustyshackleford6633
    @rustyshackleford6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I think about the crow story at least once a day. I always say "I thought it'd be good" in that accent out of context. People think I'm weird.

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm just wondering if Chris knew at the time that he was talking to Daithi deNogla.

  • @notgaz
    @notgaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love the goku vrchat story so much. i can only imagine talking to goku in first person and having a conversation with him

  • @bryangrassguy4111
    @bryangrassguy4111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Honestly I'm super impressed that you go through all these videos for whatever you're doing a compilation on, keep up the good work👍

  • @hahahe7239
    @hahahe7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Oneyplays stories > Game Grump stories
    And you can't change my mind

    • @beepboop8751
      @beepboop8751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brave

    • @jacobbassa7450
      @jacobbassa7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I completely agree 10000x percent.

    • @theboss3721
      @theboss3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Sleepy cabin stories > every other channel

    • @YCountdownY
      @YCountdownY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Stories = Stories
      Big brain.

    • @BigBrosFilms
      @BigBrosFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What about supermega stories? My favorite is when Ryan plays the barbie game with that dude and he says "you make you one".

  • @ExtraSockProductions
    @ExtraSockProductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The movie Chris is talking about is probably “Mac & Devin Go To Highschool” the Wiz Khalifa & Snoop Dogg movie. Shit was super popular in the 2010’s for smokers and rap music fans lol

    • @gibreys23
      @gibreys23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was thinking the same thing. Friend and I were on edibles not too long ago and watched that. I remember being high during the "You're gonna wanna get high" part and saying "Hey good thing we're watching it now huh?" Lmao.

  • @DiranJiru
    @DiranJiru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I can't believe that I felt sad knowing this video was over.

  • @Skullkan6
    @Skullkan6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    16:53 one of the few times I've heard ding dong legitimately mad

  • @DJPonychan18
    @DJPonychan18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    7:59 Julian innocently not knowing the plot to the beetlejuice cartoon.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    My school story happened in computer class around 5th grade. We were playing one of those typing games and we were all supposed to play this game where it's like, you're in this submarine being chased by a shark and you're given a bunch of words to type, and if you type too slow or make too many mistakes the shark catches up and eats you. It keeps track of your typing speed and accuracy the whole time, averaging it out as you play and then gives you the final results if the shark doesn't get you by the end. Well my 5th grade brain figured out that this game (made in the early 2000s) wasn't capable of making you die fast enough from a really bad start. The shark would just increment closer to you based on certain intervals, apparently with set maximums. In other words, what I figured out was that I could just hold down the A key for almost the entire first half the level (each was only about a minute long), and then if I typed really fast and accurately immediately afterwards, the shark would get really close but not get me, and as long as I did pretty average for the rest of the level, I'd survive. This would greatly curve my "average speed" by the end of the level. I'd say back then I could type about 55-60 wpm, but my stats at the end would say I typed 110-120 wpm (which technically I guess I did). One day we were having a stupid little competition with some dinky little prize - probably a candy bar or something - for whoever had the fastest typing speed (not counting accuracy). I obviously technically won doing this but was immediately scolded by the teacher and even given a demerit for "Not taking class seriously." Looking back that really pisses me off that I essentially got punished for thinking outside the box. I followed all the rules given to me, but because I used a tactic no one else thought of and exploited an old, cheap technology, I got punished.

    • @naterk9460
      @naterk9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Had another fun one in high school where we had a substitute teacher for like a week. The main teacher was gone for some trip or something all week. In this class, we were allowed to get into groups to work on this paper, so we all came up with the EXACT same answers. The next day, we get our papers back, and everyone in our group is all sitting next to each other, and we see that on one question, despite having the EXACT same answers, out of the four of us, one of us got -1 on the question, another -2, another -3, and I lost 4 points on it. The best part is we obviously brought this up with the substitute teacher and he refused to give an explanation.

    • @TheTGOAC
      @TheTGOAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There's a difference between innovating and "thinking outside the box" and straight up cheating. You didn't learn how to do the skill (typing) faster, you just found a way to look better than you really are. It's dishonest and not productive.

    • @ndf3
      @ndf3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheTGOAC but it does demonstrate a certain level of critical thinking.
      It's the classic kid thing of doing more work to do less work.

  • @dogdog53
    @dogdog53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love chris' stories about Ireland.

  • @carterm.488
    @carterm.488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I had something similar to The Simpsons test book. I would always get sheets in science class with questions about the scientific method surrounding Simpsons characters

    • @shadefoxthepenguin
      @shadefoxthepenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My biology professor in middle school did something like that with genetics and spongebob characters. It was so fucking weird.

    • @jwhispel1114
      @jwhispel1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was SpongeBob scientific method worksheets for me. Funny thing is I have gotten the same exact one with no variation throughout middle and high school.

    • @knockrotter9372
      @knockrotter9372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is a super late reply, but in Spanish in highschool we learned with Spanish localization garfield comics

  • @thischannelisdecommissioned
    @thischannelisdecommissioned 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ding Dong's stories from his school are good examples of why I'm a misanthrope. If you give people a drop of power, they just become losers who think they can fuck with everyone below them with no recourse, and sometimes they can

  • @DoubleT4596
    @DoubleT4596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is probably one of the best comps ever.

  • @kalebspencer6310
    @kalebspencer6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    1:10- Chris is referring to the lovely gypsies that live here and move from town to town every time they get run out

    • @McNottagoose
      @McNottagoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Uh oh, don't you know that's a no-no word now? It's derogatory and no one deserves to be the victim of a micro aggression, not even roaming bandits.

    • @stenhansenmaling1281
      @stenhansenmaling1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@McNottagoose I thought gipsyes was a slur towards like the rome people in Europe?

    • @dr.aisaitl7439
      @dr.aisaitl7439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What made you like the Avalanche as an Irish person

    • @kalebspencer6310
      @kalebspencer6310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.aisaitl7439 cause I played hockey during primary school and for some reason the Steelers/Broncos, Celtics/Magic, avalanche/bruins are teams you root for over here. I don’t know why tho

    • @f-22raptorlandingzone30
      @f-22raptorlandingzone30 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stenhansenmaling1281 I thought gypsies were from the middle east or some shit

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Chris's Dad (Ding Dong): Christopher! WAH-HOOO!!!
    Underrated moment

  • @kidwithproblems8773
    @kidwithproblems8773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hearing Ding Dong’s school stories with Pokémon battle theme in the background makes it sound even more painful to imagine.

  • @roachdoggjr7393
    @roachdoggjr7393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I dont dislike the "new" people they have on at all but Ding Dong and Julian will always be the best imo. They would make really niche references that were funny even if you didn't get them. It was just so chill how they'd switch from being goofy to talking about their opinions on games/TV shows or whatever.

    • @justkon1789
      @justkon1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Zach, Tomar, and Chris are epic

    • @roachdoggjr7393
      @roachdoggjr7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@justkon1789 I dont think theyre not. Just not my sense of humour. I used to watch almost every oneyplays video bc it was nice to listen to but now I just watch compilations

    • @crevice5369
      @crevice5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love em all for different reasons

    • @crevice5369
      @crevice5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@roachdoggjr7393 yet you name your youtube channel after something from a vid that zach was in?

    • @roachdoggjr7393
      @roachdoggjr7393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@crevice5369 yes

  • @dannyperez8299
    @dannyperez8299 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Sonic goes to the real world, dude,” will forever crack me up.

  • @TheInfectiousCadaver
    @TheInfectiousCadaver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    as a 28 year old man with 2 kids. i still cry when i complete kingdom hearts 1 or 2. just brings back a flood of good memories i had being an only child out of a group of 3 brothers.

  • @goblico
    @goblico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really just sat here on the floor with my ds in hand and listened to all of this

    • @stupid104
      @stupid104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was literally playing my ds while watching the video

  • @gagnorblu
    @gagnorblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    40:11 hearing Ding Dong getting amused enough by Chris' stories to genuinely laugh is so wonderful to hear.

  • @RSxMVxSN
    @RSxMVxSN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    6:34 the way DD and Chris explain how this man can clamp down further than the average human is slightly unsettling and satisfying at the same time.

  • @BenjaminsFilms
    @BenjaminsFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Oh god... I was listening on my headphones at work, and when it got to 1:13:00 with Chris’ “this sounds so fookin’ deadly” I laughed out loud like a mental person.

  • @TheRoninDrifter
    @TheRoninDrifter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ding Dong's pizza story is really unsettling. I would've reported him again

  • @LantisSakuru
    @LantisSakuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is a very good compilation~
    I'm always appalled when I hear the shit Ding Dong's old school used to pull.

  • @Squiddlewheel
    @Squiddlewheel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The truck simulator segment makes me wanna go trucking with Chris DD and Julian and listen to their stories on the open road

  • @user-fe8gx3ie5v
    @user-fe8gx3ie5v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know why, but Cory bringing up how kids used to like making themselves pass out is so funny to me. I remember kids in my school saying they used to do that, too. It's so dumb.

  • @McDoinky
    @McDoinky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ding dong truly was the ultimate oneyplays guest
    julian fit in so perfectly, too

  • @xXRickTrolledXx
    @xXRickTrolledXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris is a gem that must be treasured

  • @JJ_Animation86
    @JJ_Animation86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I liked their Pokemon figure discussion.
    I remember owning those Pokemon figures when I was into the anime as a kid.

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paulo Penado My sister had one of the collectible marbles of Polywrath and I was so amused by it. That was over a decade ago and now I’m living with another family (it’s a long story. I am still in contact with my birth family) and my first time in my boyfriend’s bedroom he had a pouch of the marbles. He recently let me have them.

  • @Ros_iel
    @Ros_iel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Can you do a dingdong dissapointedly saying chris compilation

  • @CoolGuy-ff9xh
    @CoolGuy-ff9xh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The best part of lets plays are the stories
    Prove me wrong

    • @garybusey9941
      @garybusey9941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      elderly methhead
      The hypotheticals, Robbie Rotten jokes, and feet stuff.

  • @MrFoxInc
    @MrFoxInc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Somewhere around 1:25:00 you included them talking about older Pokémon generations and what they like and what they don't like, and that's not exactly a story but I enjoyed it a lot anyway, so thank you this is perfect

  • @alexandergriffith1825
    @alexandergriffith1825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The last time i went to Sea World it smelled like pee and I found a rusty nickle.

    • @deslacooda
      @deslacooda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fookin' epic mate

    • @f-22raptorlandingzone30
      @f-22raptorlandingzone30 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fish are constantly pissing and it's mixing with the water what don't you understand about that

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds so fookin' deadly

    • @garrettlee9511
      @garrettlee9511 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Censor out the word they just said there.

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You have NO clue, NO FUCKING clue how hard I was laughing at Matt eating a cockroach, I was crying.

  • @alfieeast6231
    @alfieeast6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Been looking for some podcasty episodes to listen to while I work, thanks!

  • @Goochbag8
    @Goochbag8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    NOTHING beats Irish anecdotes.

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favourite is Irish stories where they always go off on a random tangent that doesn't have anything to do with the actual story.

  • @parkeypence5974
    @parkeypence5974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Is this him with the remote?" Gets me every single time

  • @tsutomu704
    @tsutomu704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    14:57
    My dad used to drink a lot, and once when I was 9 or 10 my sibling came into my room cus they heard a noise, and my dad was just drunk watching me sleep. So they said “dad?” And I woke up, and to be clear it’s like 2am, and he said “your mother and I are getting a divorce. She loves another man.” Then he walked out of the room.

    • @michaelbullen3104
      @michaelbullen3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, that... That sucks...

    • @tsutomu704
      @tsutomu704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@michaelbullen3104 there is a good ending!! They stopped drinking and they are sober now, and life is good for me! It’s just a rather... creepy funny memory to look back on. No divorce, though.

    • @michaelbullen3104
      @michaelbullen3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tsutomu704 At least they’re ok now lol, musta been kinda crazy hearing that though

    • @justkon1789
      @justkon1789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tsutomu704 that warms my heart

    • @Milkthrow
      @Milkthrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So kids react to "Daddy looking at me" was real all along...

  • @AA2004
    @AA2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The dude who put on Honest Trailers reminded me of a time where me and my cousin were watching Penguinz0. We were DYING of laughter, and my cousin's little sister was like "I want to put on a video", we were skeptical at first, but we let her. She put on Epic Rap Battles of History and we both wanted to commit suicide.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same.
      I hate when some people share vids with me.

    • @awesomecoolguy8857
      @awesomecoolguy8857 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's really funny which one did she put on

    • @AA2004
      @AA2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhh, I think it was like Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump or something

    • @awesomecoolguy8857
      @awesomecoolguy8857 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AA2004 aw man I though it was gonna be like Darth Vader vs Hitler

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SlyHikari03 god, same here. one time my boyfriend sent me a video that was super unfunny and i told him that i didn't find it funny and he got actually sad and i was like, "???"

  • @yuikol14
    @yuikol14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was like a podcast, awesome work guy

  • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
    @ViltrumiteIsRite99 ปีที่แล้ว

    An hour in, and this goes great with my soul-crushing warehouse werk!

  • @TheOtisUpham
    @TheOtisUpham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This is good. More oney please

  • @nobody2021
    @nobody2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    goku existing would be terrifying, not because of how powerful he is, but because people come to earth to destroy it and he tries to make the fight fair for his personal enjoyment. he's willing to gamble with the lives of his loved ones and everyone else to have fun. fuck that. if someone like that existed, i would want them to give no shits about fairness, i want them to do anything they can to gain an advantage to increase the likelihood of them winning the fight and saving the world as much as possible.

  • @tarponpet
    @tarponpet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I hate that 10 minutes after listening to that cockroach discussion, a cockroach ran across my wall...

    • @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263
      @sonicroachdoggjrraven3263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You better reverse your curse.

    • @gircakes
      @gircakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What kind of nasty ass house do you live in?

    • @DandyZero
      @DandyZero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Manifesting ✨

    • @masonmatt2145
      @masonmatt2145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gircakes A normal house. Everyone's encountered a roach in their house at least once. Guess we all can't be perfect gods like you

  • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
    @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    im not chris but one thing that made me run out of my room when I saw it on the tv was Super Mario 64
    I had a shitty rf connection and 7 year old me was scared to death of the screen going static

  • @xavior4real
    @xavior4real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    omg thx for this. this’ll help with the quarantine boredom

  • @koda_dawgg
    @koda_dawgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:44:28 reminds me of my grandma. she's 72 and gets very frustrated with technology (understandably) to the point where she starts yelling at whoever is helping her and it drives me nuts. i get that technology is hard for old people but holy shit it doesn't help when they just decide not to listen to you and argue.

  • @Bashuraptor
    @Bashuraptor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It makes me happy that the funny boys appreciate teachers who care
    Also, Chris' sister was mean

  • @DoodleThis
    @DoodleThis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Totally agree with Julian, Ruby and Sapphire was the highlight for me

  • @Crestfallen_Fawkes
    @Crestfallen_Fawkes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:22:00 This vote kick idea is genius

  • @jamesondrinker
    @jamesondrinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    21:46 I’m upset we were never updated on this, I’ve been debating in my head every day who torrented saving mr banks in my head but now we truly know it was from outside the cabin

    • @littlecretin1858
      @littlecretin1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it may have been nikki.

    • @EboneWisteria
      @EboneWisteria 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was stampers Ex girlfriend at the time

  • @astrofistus9516
    @astrofistus9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That story about your parents getting knocked out with gas and robbed blind really hurt my soul for your mum. Yeah, women go through a lot but we are resilient and that’s why it’s good to develop a dark sense of humor about all things.

    • @yojeli
      @yojeli ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not that deep

    • @kiara-ir5bz
      @kiara-ir5bz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yojelieasy for you to say when your parents haven’t been gassed and robbed

    • @LILBABYN0THING
      @LILBABYN0THING ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@yojeli idk it is pretty fucked up

  • @knightbender2
    @knightbender2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love wandering wolf spiders, thanks for being the best invasive species.

  • @GamblerOfFate777
    @GamblerOfFate777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Sonic goes to the real world dude.....

  • @free_siobhan
    @free_siobhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the included clip of matt watson in utter peril

  • @clawzx1195
    @clawzx1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "maybe the viewers love that too instead of noises, right viewers?"

    • @clawzx1195
      @clawzx1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ill be honest id take anything

  • @howdy2053
    @howdy2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    at least one kid died every summer break while I was in highschool. One kid killed himself during the school year because his parents weren't supportive of him coming out as gay.
    I hated that highschool

  • @DerekHG
    @DerekHG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love to see more and more people making oney comps

  • @dumbbitchenergy4223
    @dumbbitchenergy4223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sonic goes to the real world is a god tier episode, and nobody can change my mind

  • @slxxpyhollow
    @slxxpyhollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris and his damned irish stories.

  • @matt0_o
    @matt0_o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "matthew get back to class" is my favorite line in this video

  • @charliebarkin100
    @charliebarkin100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    All of these are amazing, but 14:15, especially the “daddy looking at me” part always makes me laugh

  • @shottysteve
    @shottysteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    great job! ty for putting episode titles

  • @ayysop1404
    @ayysop1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The only one time I encountered a house centipede was when I found one in my hallway and my cat ate it

  • @messier97
    @messier97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I get sleep paralysis when I sleep on my back too! The one I remember most vividly was that I was laying there and reached up to rub my eyes and my hands were all weird and it jolted me awake and my hands were still at my sides.