Shows his intelligence level. It amazes me every day how someone of his IQ made it to where he is. Especially when his biggest bit is obviously a lie. What's even more amazing is none of his peers have the balls to call his story a lie when it's so blatantly obvious. Because they want to suck the teet of his lie and make something for themselves
I think most of this fanbase is already a fan of Sal. So yea, seeing him as a guest bear I think most of us go “Ohh shit, it’s Sal. Awesome!” Sal, we love ya babe! & for anyone who doesn’t like Sal-TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE
Tom is smart and knows how much Bert people can take. If I'm forced to watch a whole episode of this pod, the episodes with tom are the only ones that i'm not annoyed with bert by the end of.
When bert says he spits on public toilets then wipes it off with his hand to clean it was probably the most disturbing thing sal (and therefore any of us) have ever heard
Sal, your over thinking it bro. I’m here just to see 2 greats chat about whatever comes to mind. It’s refreshing to see this side of people you look up too. Awesome episode
When sal said his grandparents were his literal best friends I felt that! My grandma was my best friend too.. would call me everyday to tell me she loved me and to check on me if I didn't come to her house right after work (I bought the house right beside her so I could look after her).. I loved her of course but I didn't realize that she was my absolute best friend until she died last year.. after a month without hearing from her it really hit me how lucky I was to have a 93 year old best friend. ❤️😭😇
I really appreciate all of your kind words! It's been hard on me losing my grandma.. I guess in some ways I thought she would always be around.. it's very weird going into her house and knowing she isn't going to holler to me from the kitchen or her chair in the living room.. no encouraging words on my hard days, no old folk tales, no one to remind me of the old silly rhymes that made us laugh.. I just have to hope that she told me everything she wanted to before she passed. She did have a long full life, surrounded by family, and honestly she was ready to go long before her time came. She would tell me "I've got my bags packed, I'm just waiting for my ride" and I would tell her to stop talking like that, I needed her around longer.. but it's actually sort of beautiful, that she felt like she had done and said everything she wanted to and had made peace with death. I can only hope to be half as sweet, and kind, and compassionate, as she was. ❤️
Sal: here's a video of a guy that can't get away from someone telling them how they shit their pants. Bert ironically proceeds to trap Sal with stories of how he shits his pants for 30 minutes after he tells him let's get you out of here. 🤣🤣
I gotta say, Tom’s book was a freaking joy to listen to in audio. Any YMH fan needs to get the audio book. Hearing Tom tell the stories really takes you there and I will be re-listening to it very soon. Love that it’s essays so you can just pick a chapter and drive or run or whatever. #ymh for life.
@@Z-pizzle23 it’s a collection of essays about topics. Like starting about his dad. Then he goes back to when he was young. It’s autobiographical, but essays on chronological order about how the different stages of his life taught him different lessons.
There's nothing more poetic than bart talking about his grandfather unknowingly getting dropped at omaha beach right into him reading an advertisement for online therapy with no shirt on. This is what they fought for .... hahahaha
This has been one of the best episodes this year, it's great to see Sal making the rounds right now, his spot on Are You Garbage was great as well. I think it's important to mention he hasn't aged a day in ten years, glad he's taking care of himself.
I know this sounds impossible but I've never seen Impractical jokers. But, I gotta say I have gotten to know Sal on podcasts this past year and man I'm all in such an awesome dude.
Impractical jokers is a good show, but sal’s podcasts are so much better. Not just his 2 shows but sal on everyone’s podcasts is such a good representation of him. His recent ymh where they think he is one of the cool guy portraits is fucking awesome.
Original comment! 50 upvotes from the brainless. We get it he talks a lot. You have the decision not to watch it. Meanwhile I’m going to enjoy. About a quarter of the way in during my workout and it’s great so far!
Dude don't be bummed out... this is just evidence of the magic that is Tom Segura.... Most people with Bert = Bertcast... You only get 2 bears Bert with someone like Tommy Buns or Steve-O
I would the opposite of watch your podcast Jeremy. Stop being jealous of grown men , I know there’s a tampon shortage but still you seem really lame. Take a midol
The last 30 minutes were the best part of the show (The first 90 were pretty boring though). George Brett & Bert's shit stories making SAL cringe harder than watching Tim's horrible/hilarious videos was a nice surprise!!!
Bert should get a camera man on his tour bus recording all the shinanigans and things he does with his crew! Id watch it. I bet it'd be hilarious and they do a bunch of wild shit!
Ya'll might not see this but my great grandfather was in the Battle of the Bulge as a tank infintry man. He is currently 103 years old still able to walk around but sadly he has gone blind and is now almost completely deaf, but he was a true hero and still is in my book. Love the podcast and just sharing some history. Have a good one.
I saw Sals hour live in May. Super funny! I was skeptical what his comedy was like solo and not affiliated with Jokers. He killed it. True comedian. (Woah this episode is old! The Wiltern was the show I went to. Back in May)
Burnt can't be oblivious to them going to end on a hilarious video of a guy trying to get away from someone telling stories about him shitting himself, to only continue for another 20 minutes of Bruce telling stories about shitting himself, with Sal waiting to leave.
I love these guys so much. Just went to see Sal live with my dad the day before Fathers Day- it was both of our first times at a standup show and it could not have been a better experience
Sal is the person I tell myself doesn’t exist when I have to poop in a public bathroom. “It’s fine. Just poop. Everyone does. Nobody is looking at my shoes to later judge me when I come out to wash my hands. Nobody does that, it’s fine”
@@GodessOfGeass2 but was the driver ? I'm not assuming it was simply a statement but good on you sir glad u enjoyed the show. Hope I can see bert one day he's hilarious
Bert I dont know what you are doing but keep doing it. This is one of the best 2 way conversations youve had. Literally interrupting my only turn off about you unless its Tom then is hilarious.
I love how poor Sal totally neglects the fact Staten Island is literally a dump.😂 Can’t tell me he doesn’t know it was a landfill before they built on it. 😂🤷♂️
I'll never forget the time I got 10 or 25,000 dollars for doing a gig and buying my best friend a race car for his birthday! I think we can ALL relate.
First of all Brent, you were red cause you drank half a bottle of Whiskey with Derosa 😂 you two need an alcoholic podcast, instead of We might Be Drunk with Normand and Morrill, it'd be called WE ARE DRUNK 🤣🤣🤣
Bert not realizing HE's the Chris Farley of the relationship is fucking hilarious.
He needs to do a "fat guy in a little coat" rendition 😂
That is an insult to Chris Farley.
It's truly mind blowing
Delete this
He was like two neurons firing away from making that connection himself 😅 amazing to witness
Bert: "Your Grandpa was in the Army? Mine was too! I wonder if he knew your Grandpa 🤯?"
Sal:"Well the Army's pretty big..."
Shows his intelligence level. It amazes me every day how someone of his IQ made it to where he is. Especially when his biggest bit is obviously a lie. What's even more amazing is none of his peers have the balls to call his story a lie when it's so blatantly obvious. Because they want to suck the teet of his lie and make something for themselves
@@DrDime_ most stories in comedy are hyperbolic thats the point of comedy
@@DrDime_ Bet you’re a real fun hang!
Really ?
@@DrDime_ yes Bert exaggerates his stories but the machine story has been verified by his classmates that he went with.
I think most of this fanbase is already a fan of Sal. So yea, seeing him as a guest bear I think most of us go “Ohh shit, it’s Sal. Awesome!” Sal, we love ya babe! & for anyone who doesn’t like Sal-TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE
I fuckin love you lol
TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!!
Shoutout to Tom Brady and Pat Mahomes
@@joshm.5340 I’d be remiss if I didn’t…
TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!
Bert: “We should wrap it up”
**continues for another 35 minutes**
He meant someone should wrap him up a burrito
All about shitting his pants...
Sal has become one of the best content creators in the comedy pod family
@Dan Coffman 🤔
@@tym5483 lil fluffy deleted it, tragic
@@JDSharar13 Scared Dan
Ever notice these episodes when bert is with someone else they are longer lol Tom’s always like alright let’s wrap this up🤣.
Tom is smart and knows how much Bert people can take. If I'm forced to watch a whole episode of this pod, the episodes with tom are the only ones that i'm not annoyed with bert by the end of.
It’s so much better when it’s just Bert
He does several podcasts a week, they can’t all be 17 hours long, tommy would die
I was about to say the same thing till I seen this 🤣
I want longer episodes:(
Bart: "I've never seen Tom shout"
Us: "BIKES"
Also "Patreon, PUT THAT SHIT DOWN!"
"SUP KANE?!"
“AYYOO”
Just in time for the tour de France
Ayyyye mann!! ( toms black man voice)
Bert grabbing his feet is low key hilarious because if we know Sal, he is dying inside right now 😂🤣😂
When bert says he spits on public toilets then wipes it off with his hand to clean it was probably the most disturbing thing sal (and therefore any of us) have ever heard
Sal, your over thinking it bro. I’m here just to see 2 greats chat about whatever comes to mind. It’s refreshing to see this side of people you look up too. Awesome episode
When sal said his grandparents were his literal best friends I felt that! My grandma was my best friend too.. would call me everyday to tell me she loved me and to check on me if I didn't come to her house right after work (I bought the house right beside her so I could look after her).. I loved her of course but I didn't realize that she was my absolute best friend until she died last year.. after a month without hearing from her it really hit me how lucky I was to have a 93 year old best friend. ❤️😭😇
this makes me happy to read
Sorry you lost your best friend. Sounds like she had a long life full of love though
Nothing but love to you both
I really appreciate all of your kind words! It's been hard on me losing my grandma.. I guess in some ways I thought she would always be around.. it's very weird going into her house and knowing she isn't going to holler to me from the kitchen or her chair in the living room.. no encouraging words on my hard days, no old folk tales, no one to remind me of the old silly rhymes that made us laugh.. I just have to hope that she told me everything she wanted to before she passed. She did have a long full life, surrounded by family, and honestly she was ready to go long before her time came. She would tell me "I've got my bags packed, I'm just waiting for my ride" and I would tell her to stop talking like that, I needed her around longer.. but it's actually sort of beautiful, that she felt like she had done and said everything she wanted to and had made peace with death. I can only hope to be half as sweet, and kind, and compassionate, as she was. ❤️
I love that Sally babe's polite laugh sounds exactly like Chrissy babe's nervous laugh.
I love how this episode got so much better after Bert says “We should wrap.”
Less than 2 minutes in and Bert is showing his toes. It’s casual in the cave
Bert is Farley, Tom is Spade. There is no world where Bert is Spade 😂😂
Fartley and Brent are funnier than Tim and Spank
Sal Vulcano’s LIVE comedy show is hilarious. Big fan.
Yes! I saw him at The Wiltern in LA. Super funny! I was impressed.
Tom should buy Kreischer mansion as Brett's next Bday present
I say withing a couple years, that is totally possible at this point 🤣
Who is brett?
@@elijahgonzales2754 don't touch my camera through the fence.
I love how bert thinks he's the one trying to keep Tom alive 😂
I know it will never happen but a ww2 buddy comedy where bert plays his grandpa would just be great
Sal: here's a video of a guy that can't get away from someone telling them how they shit their pants.
Bert ironically proceeds to trap Sal with stories of how he shits his pants for 30 minutes after he tells him let's get you out of here. 🤣🤣
“It’s so weird to not know you, but know what you did in that stall” -Salvatore Vulcano
Thanks for summing it up perfectly
I gotta say, Tom’s book was a freaking joy to listen to in audio. Any YMH fan needs to get the audio book. Hearing Tom tell the stories really takes you there and I will be re-listening to it very soon. Love that it’s essays so you can just pick a chapter and drive or run or whatever. #ymh for life.
Well said. I listened to it last week and was picking through chapters again today. It's great hearing him talk uninterrupted.
What's it called?
Just curious what is the book? Collection of stories from his life or an autobiography type?
@@Lima.22 “I’d like to play alone, please”.
@@Z-pizzle23 it’s a collection of essays about topics. Like starting about his dad. Then he goes back to when he was young. It’s autobiographical, but essays on chronological order about how the different stages of his life taught him different lessons.
Someone make sure Sal always has a pillow when he does other podcasts. He keeps tugging at his shirt. You’re beautiful, Sal!
As a fellow man boob having chunky guy I too noticed this because I always do it myself.
And we'll proportioned. He should own himself with full confidence. He's Sal from Impractical Jokers damnit!
Why a pillow?
@@Logalactic so it's blocking his ability to tug his shirt perhaps
@@Logalactic On his other podcasts, he always has a pillow on his lap. It’s like his security blanket.
I love Sal. This was a real treat. Ant4Life
He's a beaut
4CD 4LIFE
Remember aidsquito?
13%4Life
Love this ep, sal is a sweetheart. Hey babe and tastebuds are not enough of sal. We need more of him gahagha
Lmao quote of the episode: “oooh god, you’re misinformed…” 😂🤣
There's nothing more poetic than bart talking about his grandfather unknowingly getting dropped at omaha beach right into him reading an advertisement for online therapy with no shirt on. This is what they fought for .... hahahaha
This has been one of the best episodes this year, it's great to see Sal making the rounds right now, his spot on Are You Garbage was great as well. I think it's important to mention he hasn't aged a day in ten years, glad he's taking care of himself.
Fun to see episodes that were recorded a month ago now, to cover when they're out and can't do them recent. Love Sal! And of course Bert's the best!
I know this sounds impossible but I've never seen Impractical jokers. But, I gotta say I have gotten to know Sal on podcasts this past year and man I'm all in such an awesome dude.
Impractical jokers is a good show, but sal’s podcasts are so much better. Not just his 2 shows but sal on everyone’s podcasts is such a good representation of him. His recent ymh where they think he is one of the cool guy portraits is fucking awesome.
Jokers is such a funny show, you’ll love it man
It's a great show, very funny. You'll love it.
@@markjohnson-rz2sc I always wondered why Sal was one of the portraits.
Wow Sal with Blart Chrysler, this will be legendary. It'll be nice to hear the 27 words Sal will get in between Burnts ramblings
Ok , is he blart or burnt ? 🤷
@@ThomasTk30 are you talking about Brent Krishner?
@@ThomasTk30 Barf
@@ThomasTk30 It's Blarf Chisler
Original comment! 50 upvotes from the brainless. We get it he talks a lot. You have the decision not to watch it. Meanwhile I’m going to enjoy. About a quarter of the way in during my workout and it’s great so far!
Sal, we love when there are different guests on this show!
Bert: I don't drink before I go on stage.
Bert: Remember that time I was black out drunk on stage
He’s such a liar. Will literally watch him chugging beers before he goes on.
Sal has been on his podcast grind he's everywhere
I can’t with both of them laughing at the same time it’s like instant cry laughing for me
Really love seeing a banked Bertcast as my 2 bears episode…..
This made me sadlaugh
uuuuuhhhhh hundred percent accurate
he mentions that it's a 2 Bears episode though.....
Dude don't be bummed out... this is just evidence of the magic that is Tom Segura.... Most people with Bert = Bertcast...
You only get 2 bears Bert with someone like Tommy Buns or Steve-O
Bert is the MVP of Podcasts, Tom is the the MVP of standup.
The two patron saints of my ADHD in one cave ✨❤️
You gotta love how Bert lives his life of fun, just having a good time and partying.
He really did set it up great. For him.
It would kill me. I would be back in the hospital with kidney stones or no kidney at all
No
Was pumped when I saw Sal was a guest, instantly bummed when I saw it was with Bert.
Agreed
Why the fuck do you watch this podcast then. Pick another. You’re not welcome here.
Yup
I would the opposite of watch your podcast Jeremy. Stop being jealous of grown men , I know there’s a tampon shortage but still you seem really lame. Take a midol
Love seeing Sal so much lately.
glad to see bernt survived his open-heart surgery
I mean they do always pre-record episodes….
Uh, hundred percent
I heard there was risk of a staff infection because of dog poop in his pee pee hole
Bart has heart surgery?
@@mikehoncho5488 yeah its horrible 💔
The hardest I've ever fucking laughed!!! That last bit with George Brett. Epic!!! Thank you Sal.
The end of this episode is absolute gold. I'm crying laughing at work right now
Bert is right, listening to this podcast is just like hanging out with some friends.
Sal is quickly becoming my favorite person on this planet
“Lets wrap it up here” continues for another 37 minutes. Not complaining
The last 30 minutes were the best part of the show (The first 90 were pretty boring though). George Brett & Bert's shit stories making SAL cringe harder than watching
Tim's horrible/hilarious videos was a nice surprise!!!
We need sal on Finding Your Roots because tears will be shed.
“I need to control things otherwise I feel like everything is out of control” -wise words from sal
aka.. controlling lol
@@beingofstrange that’s not actually what it means lol it’s literally an anxiety thing
Love Sal and Bert. Really awesome conversation between 2 humble men. Appreciate you guys so much. Thank you for making the day a bit better ❤️
Bert should get a camera man on his tour bus recording all the shinanigans and things he does with his crew!
Id watch it. I bet it'd be hilarious and they do a bunch of wild shit!
But then he couldn’t cheat on Leanne
Ya'll might not see this but my great grandfather was in the Battle of the Bulge as a tank infintry man. He is currently 103 years old still able to walk around but sadly he has gone blind and is now almost completely deaf, but he was a true hero and still is in my book. Love the podcast and just sharing some history. Have a good one.
I wonder how grossed out Sal was while Bert was grabbing at his bare foot lol
The ying and Yang of Bert being a savage and sal being ocd germaphobe is so funny
Raw dogging on a public toilet is Sally's nightmere.. God bless
The pure joy I get seeing the people from my two favorite podcasts together is like the old Disney crossover movies
I saw Sals hour live in May. Super funny! I was skeptical what his comedy was like solo and not affiliated with Jokers. He killed it. True comedian. (Woah this episode is old! The Wiltern was the show I went to. Back in May)
Make you see how far backlogged they got their episodes, everythin we see is from a few months back usually lol
I came up in may
F
Ooo my goodness I haven't laughed that hard in while ... George Brett video had me in tears.... And then Bert just went off... Love you Sal!!!!
I'm with Sal on public restrooms. I enjoyed watching Sal and Bert so much, I didn't even know about this podcast.
I think Bert summons seagulls with every laugh.
It’s hilarious how self aware Bert is of himself and the way he is perceived on his own podcast, great stuff
/s
Sal describing 10-12 benadryl cool guy had me cryin🤣🤣😂😂
Man this was a hilarious episode. Make sure you stay for the end 😂
It was such a genuine moment seeing Sal talk about Ari making mistakes was so sweet.
Burnt can't be oblivious to them going to end on a hilarious video of a guy trying to get away from someone telling stories about him shitting himself, to only continue for another 20 minutes of Bruce telling stories about shitting himself, with Sal waiting to leave.
I enjoyed seeing how similar Sal was on here to Impractical Jokers, he’s consistent and a all around cool dude!
Let’s see who Blart throws under the bus today!
1:53:33
My man needed The Wolf from Pulp fiction to clean after that fucking mess😂
Loved seeing Sal on the Honeydew and I love him on this as well.
Love how down to earth Bert is and helps everyone else. I’d love to be on his team, it seems like a blast!
Sal doing poddy's works his naturally funny cant wait till he drops a special
Bert, the opening joke is hilarious!!!😁
The I love you ending was a magically awkward experience
I love these guys so much. Just went to see Sal live with my dad the day before Fathers Day- it was both of our first times at a standup show and it could not have been a better experience
Thanks for the longer episode, wish you could get Tom to do more than an hour lol.
Lmfao sales face when bert talks about sitting on a public bathroom toilett seat that's still warm. 🤣
Sal is the person I tell myself doesn’t exist when I have to poop in a public bathroom.
“It’s fine. Just poop. Everyone does. Nobody is looking at my shoes to later judge me when I come out to wash my hands. Nobody does that, it’s fine”
THAT was one of the best most HILARIOUS story EVER!!! 😂 🤣😂🤣
BOTH 😂
Sal taking teeth advice from Burf is a good joke
Someone who can gracefully not allow Bert to talk over them… what a great conversation. Both of you are iconic I love ya’s immensely
I love Sal. And Q, Murr and of course, Joe yelling “LARRY!!”
The last 15min are the funniest part! Once they start talking about shitting their pants it gets going into hilarious preferences on how they shit
BERT: YOU ARE SPOT ON. I LOVE WHEN A PODCAST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT I LISTEN TO JUST WATCH TWO INTERESTING DUDES HANGOUT.
why are you yelling
That steely dan show at hollywood bowl was sooo good.
I loved the drive in show. I went to the one in Indy. Bert was hilarious... and I was able to sneak in alchol.
Drinking and driving takes life's
@@kdub9787 I wasn't driving?
@@GodessOfGeass2 but was the driver ? I'm not assuming it was simply a statement but good on you sir glad u enjoyed the show. Hope I can see bert one day he's hilarious
Bert I dont know what you are doing but keep doing it. This is one of the best 2 way conversations youve had. Literally interrupting my only turn off about you unless its Tom then is hilarious.
Nothing fills me with joy like barts seagull laugh
“Lets get ya outta here” continues to talk for 40 more min😂 love you bart
Barth and Whitney would be an epic battle for the opportunity to get a word in
I used to watch impractical jokers and Sal was second but now he’s #1 after watching all his podcasts
You can tell how much Bert has been hanging with Ryan Sickler by how the squeekiness of his laugh came back. Lol
Loving the YMH crew an Impractical jokers team up. Good things. Do the mushrooms before the concert Bert, two great things can't be bad.🤘
I love how poor Sal totally neglects the fact Staten Island is literally a dump.😂 Can’t tell me he doesn’t know it was a landfill before they built on it. 😂🤷♂️
"How much shit was there?"
"An in-sur-mountable amount of shit."
That choice of words had me absolutely dying Bert.
Great episode, absolutely love Sal.
I was hanging on every word when that dude was talking about shitting his pants 😂 I’ve never been more invested in a story.
I'll never forget the time I got 10 or 25,000 dollars for doing a gig and buying my best friend a race car for his birthday! I think we can ALL relate.
They really ARE just like us!
And he wants a go fund me to buy 7.4 mil house haha
No shirt Bart reading sponsor ads made my day somehow! 😂
I try so hard to watch but Bert's squealing goes right through my brain lmao
“So much better!” Lol. Funny 😄 Happy Fourth of July 2 Bears.
First of all Brent, you were red cause you drank half a bottle of Whiskey with Derosa 😂 you two need an alcoholic podcast, instead of We might Be Drunk with Normand and Morrill, it'd be called WE ARE DRUNK 🤣🤣🤣
This was a great podcast. Sal has nothing to worry about. Definitely get him back for a future ep.