I don't think he understands the tactics of fighting animals... if they are the same size or larger than you don't get hit! among other things of course
I don't think there's really any difference between survive or beat in reality. "Surviving" a jaguar would have to mean it either stopped caring, or really couldn't continue.
MUCH MUCH better than the stupid "Hey ____, what are you doing this weekend, wanna spend thousands of dollars to watch us live do what we do everyday? Sure thing Geoff we all have disposable income thats why we all have already given you money for the pleasure of saying FIRSTHS!"
Rooster Teeth, the only place where you can get pissed at work, chase your boss across the car park with a police baton, slap your other boss in the face a million times, strip naked in your boss house and film it all with a camera and not get fired!
This video has all I need. Bad humor (a.k.a the best humor or Barbara humor). Smooth references (such as duke nukem). And an amazing budget (just look at that kangaroo!). I rate it a 5/7.
This reminds me... for some reason... what ever happened to Eleven Little Roosters? There was a trailer for it, like, a year ago, and then we never heard from it again. Did it just get cancelled?
Jack Carlson of course we drink beer, our country was built on beer. In every household we have a hot water tap, a cold water tap and a beer tap. But fosters tastes like ass.
So, just like Australia...It's criminally English.... Get it? Cause Australia was started as a prison by England, or that's what they teach in US Schools. Don't blame me, blame US Education.
Goodroe12 Yeah, Australia was originally a British colony wherr they shipped as many of their prisoners as possible, 'cause the prisons and brigs were overflowing. South Australia's Adelaide was one of the few cities centered around willing immigrants, refugees and adventurers.
Yep. I was so very triggered by this. No one in Australia drinks Foster's - not figuratively, literally no one. I once bought a six pack on Australia Day as a joke - it was awful. I'm going to give RT the benefit of the doubt and say that they knew this and were just trying to piss off Australians. Otherwise, mark my words, I will unsubscribe in sheer indignation and make a statement to nobody but myself in so doing.
I was going to call out specific jokes, but really they were all hilarious. This video hit it out of the park, keep it coming with great content like this!
If you cant handle a kangaroo, how are they going to survive the poisonous octopuses, hoop snakes, carnivorous koalas that drop from trees, or the huntsman spiders that are so big they can carry a mouse up the side of a fridge to eat later.
Burnie purposely letting Chris sacrifice himself lol Miles waiting until 2 people to die to pull out his gun. :P Then Josh Flanagan just randomly appearing in the room. ;) lol This was great.
Oh my god I love this short so much!!! Blaine and Burnie were the funniest. I haven't laughed this hard sense the short where Burnie ran the cart into those boxes and made that funny scream.
Just so Americans know, Yes Australians eat vegemite and also Tim Tams. But there isn't a single one of us who drink fosters. You would not be able to find a single can of it here
This is that classic RT Shorts style that I miss.
Yep, Marshall is back.
SuddenReal and he's gone again
Fancy seeing you here lol.
Mythic YOOOOO WASSUP
Marshall is a damn good writer.
the part where blaine pokes his head out the door was priceless.
I know, right?! xD
the way his head hits the door knob lmao
you mean the part where 2 guys hold Blaine out the doorway?
yeah it was pretty great
well you're fun...
I was thinking the same thing as well.
I can't tell if the beer being shook up was planned or if burnie was just that quick on his feet
Symbol of Nope well he IS Emmy-Nominated Burnie Burns after all
They do multiple takes for every shot. Plus beer dries off over time.
I actually really wanna know now haha. It wouldn't surprise me, Burnie's a quick thinker!
Well they got one thing right, Fosters is terrible
Why doesn't someone just ask him on Twitter? Maybe during the podcast?
I thought Burnie said on the podcast that he could take down any animal in a fight...
Cmac McClizal he said he could survive any fight I think
I think he said he could FIGHT any animal. As in, put up a fight.
nah, he said he could survive
I don't think he understands the tactics of fighting animals... if they are the same size or larger than you don't get hit! among other things of course
I don't think there's really any difference between survive or beat in reality. "Surviving" a jaguar would have to mean it either stopped caring, or really couldn't continue.
Miles whipped that gun out way too casually, like "I've been doing this all my life" casually. I think he might actually think he's Felix.
TeamTripleDriveCheck like David the counselor in camp camp
Yeah I know. Wait,it suddenly makes sense! Miles is like the perfect amalgamation of all the characters he plays.
TheRealAlpha2
Yet he acts like David when he found the Tim-tams.
TheRealAlpha2 well more like he wants to be Felix
"Jesus Christ, you carry a gun? That's awesome."
"I know, Texas rules."
I couldn't agree more😂😂😂
Ask Uvalde what they think about that
@BullrockMcHammergeil mfkr, this is a 6 year old comment, I was still in high school
@@reneesalinas I was 25
Miles fliping that gun was amazing. idk how long you practiced, but holy crap dude you're awesome!
His strong "Yes." after it made it even more awesome... Miles makes a really good badass.
Agreed! :D
Hell yeah he does, I think Him playing Felix was more than enough proof for that!
its not that hard
+Connor H. it's not necessarily that it's hard, it's that it looked awesome with the moment.
I hope RT shorts continue to be this good forever
not even mad that this is pretty much just an ad for RTX sydney.
patrick watkins well they gotta do what they gotta do to make money
Rooster Teeth is really good at making ads. I'm pretty sure they did a Scion-sponsored short a few years back too
MUCH MUCH better than the stupid "Hey ____, what are you doing this weekend, wanna spend thousands of dollars to watch us live do what we do everyday? Sure thing Geoff we all have disposable income thats why we all have already given you money for the pleasure of saying FIRSTHS!"
Tim Slack not sure if you described a short, an older styled RT Life, or a Happy Hour...
This was bloody beautiful. Blane reminded me of the Vegemite kid on Red Faces. What a legend.
Why is Miles suspiciously good at drawing handguns from his pants?
Rooster Teeth, the only place where you can get pissed at work, chase your boss across the car park with a police baton, slap your other boss in the face a million times, strip naked in your boss house and film it all with a camera and not get fired!
dont forget paid to get drunk
GamerTagShadow- same thing as getting pissed buddy
Vanity Legend Just different terminology
As long as you film it!
Steven Chabot I mentioned that in the comment...
I can't stop looking at how different Blaine's face vegemite is in each shot
Miles' gun twirl was a huge turn on..... And I'm a straight British guy....
Not after that amazing gun twirl
Update:are u still straight?
I've lived here going on 21 years and have never seen a Fosters.
be thankful. it's the worst
24 years & same. My Dad got given a carton of it back in the 70's & he immediately burnt it in a 44. XD
Fosters is just the piss water we give to the tourists. We dont drink that stuff.
i saw it on sale at dan murphys a few months ago, it was $35 for a slab and no one had bought any
Zyron I saw a real life fosters for the first time yesterday
1:28 did they forget that there was a mirror there, you can see he's just throwing the boomerang at a shirt.
Damn, that really ruins the illusion.
Good catch lol.
thats not a mirror its just a hole in the wall to the room where they keep the clones
nice reference
NOT MY FAULT, someone put a shirt in my way
Where's Geoff when you really need him?
Nicholas Mills He'd need his car too. XD
Drinking his ass off while screaming DICKS for no reason....
CRIMSON ARTISTS So true
I would love to see a behind the scenes for Blaine poking out sideways. I expect it has a lot to do with multiple people holding him up.
Probably laying on a cart or a couple rolly chairs
or just table on weels ? moron
I think Miles whipping that gun out was the smoothest he's ever been.
triggered
LazarBeam aren't you from New Zealand. /s
LazarBeam Kiwi All black, am I right?
Yeah! Aussie!
Woowww Lazarbeam man XD
+Rowan Brown Don't be jelly cause you guys suck at rugby... Kiwis will always be better than you Aussies
Damn, Miles is really good in this.
Blaine coming out the door, perfectly sideways. haha
Why does everyone think we drink Fosters?! We don’t!
xAnimeFanKingdom the pomms bought it, didn't they?
they should have gotten goon i reckon
ikr
I don't even know where to get Fosters.
Seriously, I have never seen it at a pub or a bottleO
iv seen it in dans before but I assumed it was American, like blue ribbon that watered down stuff
Josh sounds better as an Australian Stereotype. Plus I could easily see Miles carrying a gun concealed all day anyway, at least outside of work. :P
Ya, but it would have a tiny little scythe blade on the end.
Alacnay The Great Damn right.
first off, why did they forget to feed Gus, and second- why didn't Burnie have a stuffed platypus under his arm when he grabbed the fosters can
Miles, Burnie and Blaine killed it in this
Burnie and Blaine couldn't even keep it together for the hand job line lol XD
Do we have a didgeridoo? - We didgeridon't.
Miles "this is my last one but there are clearly more" luna
gonga_woo he truly understands Australia
I don't think you guys were Koalafied to make this short
damn it Barb!
Scott Billcliff God damn it Barb!
Scott Billcliff you wallabeating, mate?!
That was pretty Emusing
This video has all I need. Bad humor (a.k.a the best humor or Barbara humor). Smooth references (such as duke nukem). And an amazing budget (just look at that kangaroo!). I rate it a 5/7.
TotalClone 3:24
Jordi Boogerd What's in the box?!
duke nukem?
Thats actually not originally a duke nukem reference, its a reference to the movie "they live" Duke nukem just used it in their game.
"Miles... Hit me with a Tim Tam"
"Oh this is my last one"
* clearly has 3 more left in the packet *
I like the fact that Miles was just munching out on some Tim Tams.
'Chris was just a 15 year old in a 14 year old body!'
I lost it, I love chris.
Blaine's smile when Bernie says hand-jobs is priceless
And a resident in Australia; I fully appreciate this Short in all it's glory!
As a Australian I'd rather have a kangaroo as our prime minister than our current situation.
james barry At this point so would most americans
you guys have a new prime minister every 5 minutes, at some point you're going to have to deal with it
Bloody oath mate
You guys change prime ministers pretty frequently given how long it’s been since you’ve had one serve a full term
One of the funniest shorts from RT, and I appreciate the humor as an Australian
one of the funniest shorts in a while! keep it up!
"This is my last one"
_Can literally see that the packet is missing 3 and there are 3 visible_
The best short in YEARS!
As an Australian I completely approve! Funniest thing ever. So glad they said Fosters was gross.
yeah, that seemed like a legitimate reaction from Burnie after he drank some
Gotta love seeing the blanket they hung up to catch the boomerang when you look at the mirror haha.
eggman249 So from watching RT for years, I would say we are supposed to see that blanket. Otherwise he would have just thrown it down the hall.
So, this is why they ate vegemite.
This reminds me... for some reason... what ever happened to Eleven Little Roosters? There was a trailer for it, like, a year ago, and then we never heard from it again. Did it just get cancelled?
Masterxl MVs no I think about a month ago it got green lit
First episode next month
no they did a promo trailer a year ago but it was just to hype people it wasnt a proper trailer
There are episodes on their channel for the ten little roosters instead of eleven, it's pretty good
Josh is already planning it. :) He's working on it with 35 other people. haha
So, how many takes did it take for the gun flip?
Catching it by the slide isn't hard, catching it by the grip is. Most of the weight is in the grip.
It's funny when you're Australian, & you know that nobody here drinks Fosters.
You guys don't drink beer?
No, we just drink good Beer
Jack Carlson of course we drink beer, our country was built on beer. In every household we have a hot water tap, a cold water tap and a beer tap. But fosters tastes like ass.
There must be some dialect issue here. It sounds like you're contradicting yourself. I thought Fosters was Australian for beer.
Jack Carlson nah fosters is crap get a V.B into ya!
This is the best short yall have had for a while
Burnie is such a devious bastard.
I love it.
So is Marshall back at RT? No complaints here, his shorts were always the best!
Whoa, Marshall! How you doin'?
I was hoping Burnie would pull out a spoon instead of a knife..
Ah, I see you've played knifey spoony before...
Fun fact: Fosters is brewed in Manchester, England
So, just like Australia...It's criminally English....
Get it? Cause Australia was started as a prison by England, or that's what they teach in US Schools. Don't blame me, blame US Education.
Goodroe12 Yeah, Australia was originally a British colony wherr they shipped as many of their prisoners as possible, 'cause the prisons and brigs were overflowing. South Australia's Adelaide was one of the few cities centered around willing immigrants, refugees and adventurers.
Thats correct. It was a penal colony. But yeah, Australians hate that people think fosters comes from Australia. They dont even like the stuff
Another reason to be pissed off at Gavin
Yep. I was so very triggered by this. No one in Australia drinks Foster's - not figuratively, literally no one. I once bought a six pack on Australia Day as a joke - it was awful. I'm going to give RT the benefit of the doubt and say that they knew this and were just trying to piss off Australians. Otherwise, mark my words, I will unsubscribe in sheer indignation and make a statement to nobody but myself in so doing.
The bit about the beer was hands down the funniest thing in any RT short. Subtle humor like that is the best type of humor.
That ending was really worth it.
Blain constantly slapping Burnie was priceless XD
I like how Blaine's Vegemite changed everytime
The pacing in this is amazing I never stopped laughing
Sorry guys. That kangaroo is Australian. He's not stupid enough to drink Fosters.
I can't stop seeing Burney looking like Seth rogan
Nah, Burnie's actually funny.
Same
They need to start a Rooster Teeth AU channel
This is possibly the best short I've ever seen. So many jokes and subtle things that are just great. Just.. just great
This was my favorite short in a long time, reminds me of season 1 days. Loved it!
I love this, no shits given, I love that miles calmly just pulls out a gun all kick-ass like.
leave it out fosters is the piss water of beers 😂
This was one of my favorite videos RT has ever made.
This is like a classic RT short
I was going to call out specific jokes, but really they were all hilarious. This video hit it out of the park, keep it coming with great content like this!
maybe the kangaroo just "hoped" to meet them all.
I'll show myself out.
BARB DAMNIT BARB!
Jacob Jordan don't worry he misspelled hopped
Chris Collins I knew what he meant anyway
*hopped
oh my god i love this crew together. they all work so well off of each other. GREAT SHORT :D
If you cant handle a kangaroo, how are they going to survive the poisonous octopuses, hoop snakes, carnivorous koalas that drop from trees, or the huntsman spiders that are so big they can carry a mouse up the side of a fridge to eat later.
it's not even like that's a thing that just happens in the bush, it's like that in suburbia as well
boxhead6177 kangaroos are vicious little buggers and aren't even in the top 50 deadliest animals in the country.
Let's not forget the eagle's that can fly while holding an adult kangaroo's carcass.
Ugh how about the funnel webs. Stuff of nightmares...
LOL, i love the badass straight faced Miles pulling out a gun. Just such contrast from how he's usually perceived.
As an Aussie I actually really appreciated this for some reason
this was actually genuinely so funny! cant wait to meet you guys in sydney!! RTX! RTX! RTX!
Oh man I love Burnie
Shout out to the blanket in the mirror at 1:30
*cough* your holding that boomerang wrong *cough*
*cough* who cares besides you? *cough*
Wow didn't think Eleven Little Roosters would send us this far back!
Best. Short. Ever.
Of. All. Time.
Never. Enough. Punctuation.
Yes finally! The old random but funny style back! I missed this so much! Gold!
Well that actually quite good! Well done!
2:26 I will watch this for Miles' gun flip and Blaine's reaction
As an Australian, I appreciate the accuracy of this immensely :D.
This has been my favorite RT short in a long time, great work guys!
i'm from australia and is anyone else hunger for tim tams
maddogisme11 Absolutely.
maddogisme11 going to the shops today. might buy a small packet.
TheOriginal Unaleska constantly. Unendingly. LUSTFULLY
maddogisme11 Always, All the time. Forever . Tim tams.
Burnie purposely letting Chris sacrifice himself lol Miles waiting until 2 people to die to pull out his gun. :P Then Josh Flanagan just randomly appearing in the room. ;) lol This was great.
what's in the box!!!!!!
Probably the best short in the last 2 years, please do more like this
What happens when the store runs out of Tim Tams and Miles is packing heat? What happens then!?
SparkyMcK we pray that day never happens
Can this be the next RT short, PLEASE?
Oh my god I love this short so much!!! Blaine and Burnie were the funniest. I haven't laughed this hard sense the short where Burnie ran the cart into those boxes and made that funny scream.
Just so Americans know, Yes Australians eat vegemite and also Tim Tams. But there isn't a single one of us who drink fosters. You would not be able to find a single can of it here
Yo Dawgz Gaming I don't know either. I don't drink beer. Tequila mate
That damn "what's in the box?!?!" line gets me every time!
all of the movie references! all of them!
I re-watched that boomerang scene probably 5 times hahahaha
As an Australian living in Texas: I would say that a kangaroo would make a much better prime minister than Kevin 07.
infinitely better than tone & probably better than what we have now
hungh0 true true.
'is that gus? did we forget to feed gus?' XD
I can't believe ELR brought me back here jeez
finally an actual short! absolutely love it
Okay......wow.....This Was Just.......Great!
and yesss this old RT style is beautiful. I miss it
For anyone watching eleven little roosters, theres a haywood file on an ID card here
such a great short
& Blaine with the door scene is awesome !
burnies references to that's not a knife 😄😄