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I hate how some people don't realize how much time he spends on this shit. I can't imagine how much time he spends looking at all the voice lines and combining them, then subtitling it...
The internet wouldn't be the same without your unique mixture of potent hilarity, overpowering sexiness and pure horror. Call the Nobel committee and tell them that your peace prize is overdue.
6:23 "That was great!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive. HIV positive." *Falcon Punches her across the bed* "Well this is a nice mess you've got me into." *Both laughing* "We're screwed." Lmfao!!
Fun fact: The line that says "go, go, socialize! Talk to those fine people and then plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking" It is really into the game, in the mission of the dark brotherhood where you have to go to the party and kill all the people
I've only just noticed that the tankard on the table is labelled "Sweat Seaman Glaze". It's all the little tiny jokes which make these into true masterpieces.
"That guy in the corner will follow me, you follow him, I will follow you, remember I trained for this follow thing my whole life so don't f*ck it up." -Barus 2006
2:00 Jarl Elisif is a bit indecent there and a bit lustful. No matter, keep your damn nachos Ulfric, I'll marry that woman and kill you like you killed her husband Torygg! (the true High King of Skyrim), you killed him in cold blood using your shout like the coward you are! You were never the true High King of Skyrim you treacherous and envious piece of skooma! When I first layed eyes upon her I knew that she was tormented by a horrible fate, I knew the pain Ulfric, I fell in love! Prepare your anus Ulfric the pretender cause I'll bring the whole Imperial Legion with me if I have to, you will pay for scarring the woman that I love most!!!
*B A L L S D E E P I N I N F I N I T Y*
times square...
maybe, maybe yes
A E S T H E T I C
We're screwed
Gonna need that towel...
Let's get to bashing buttz as well as deeez nuts.
most memorable line I've ever heard.
it actually confuses me to hear that line without the outro music in the background.
The most memorable is "Let's bang,ok?" IMO
Aiiii
What about "There's no PUSSIIIIIIEEE"
Its ok
For we are men
Manly men
*"I'm not a man. But neither am I a boy"*
legendary
_Funny_
Back when i was a little girl in France
We used to pick pretty daisies
The boys from the village, would whisper my name
"Balgruuf!"
*Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine*
Maniac 187 *Hello* *Friend*! *You* *want* *a* *real* *snack* *eh*?
*Fruits and vegetables!*
MLPsongsKorSub Bah
Seth S *Can be quite fresh and delicious!*
FUS ROH DAH!!!!!
12:08 This is without a doubt the best Gamer Poop scene of all time
I prefer
"Everyone is smoking _crack_ run!!! While you still can
Does anybody knows the song ?
Ayeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
I agree.
But my favorite is "I like meth!".
Gives me a laugh every time.
Have you seen the cock blockula one since then? That's my favorite
I hate how some people don't realize how much time he spends on this shit. I can't imagine how much time he spends looking at all the voice lines and combining them, then subtitling it...
Are you saying you hate yourself?
Makes you think , has it corrupted him?
It's corrupted mine!
Not just that, but tinkering with the game files, as well as making custom animations. Its hard but honest work.
Totally worth it.
Christian Puga “Honest pat for honest work”- farmer, Skyrim.
Is no one gonna talk about how perfectly Balgruuf says "I like nipples" like it was an actual line in game
Also that fucking HAAH
Had a dream I was swimming in orange soda. Then I realize it was just a Fanta sea.
BananaBros. like.
Roach the Kid that’s pretty clever
"lets get to bashing butts"
Oh, such sweet, simple innocent times back then...
Welcome to the internet.
AIEEE
"Papa! Mama's making me do kitchen work again."
*sigh*
"Son, your mother will pay for this. Get my bat."
Welcome to the internet
Eyyyyyyyy
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII
"That guy behind me will follow me. You follow him. I will follow you!" I die every time XD
Find out, between the B A T T L E T I T S.
The "a little bird told me" one is one of my all time favourites, haha.
Alvaro Fdez-Miranda That's silly isn't it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Alvaro Fdez-Miranda Would you like some Milk, Little Kitty?
Same here! It's in my top 3 favs, along with Bashing Butts and Dragons Bitch.
@@shadysam602 here kitty kitty
@@shadysam602 hahahahaahaha
- (optional) taste it
Why aren't there any Dragon Age gamerpoops? Those could be so good. Especially from Origins and 2.
yes, I've been wondering that myself, so much material to cover!
Shepard's "pathetic!" at 7:00 gets me every time lmao
We need more Witcher 3 GamerPoop.
Much, much more....
Maybe... maybe yes
Maybe yes square
RoarOfDamnation maybe yes squared times infinity
yeah
Balls deep in infinity..-..finity..-..finity...
*Gonna need that towel*
5:03 There's a zombie t-posing in the background
Cone omg yes
.
@@thatoneonewhitelatinowhogo8320 Maybe yes²
You have..... really sharp eyes(;_;)
I hope Mans1ay3r does a Mass Effect Andromeda Gamer Poop episode!
Hope BioWare won't make the entirety of Mass Effect Andromeda a huge Gamer Poop episode themself :)
I hope they do
Ryan D good news, he released a teaser an hour ago
Even better: he released the episode. :3
KerfuffleCookies Even better there's a second one
"... detected short anomaly..."
Another one?! IT'S THE END TIMES!THE END TIMES HAVE COME!
@AudiTheKNIGHT This one had me rolling, caught me so off-guard!
Mark my words, those damn nachos will be mine.
Jhoole 155 try fruits and vegetables! come on let's take a look at them
The Legend27 Out of my way, I've fondled a deer and I'll do it again.
Jhoole 155 Talk tough to me, huh? I love tough guys.
The Legend27 I'll have your head you filthy nord.
Jhoole 155 let's get to bashing buts as well as deez nuts.
I need to smoke a joint before I watch this masterpiece.
This is equivalent to smoking a joint on its own actually
Glazed it with some skooma
Ey man, when is the Part 4 of resident evil coming out?
probably tonight. last ep had a reverb issue and the second part of that session (part 4) has it too so I was trying to figure out what caused it
mans1ay3r never been so early to one of your vids
You know, I never realized how much work is put into 'Gamer Poop' videos until now. Thanks for the effort and laughs, and good luck!
sweeeeeet hope it's all sorted out man. it wasn't bothering me though. ;-)
Find out between the Battle Tits...
"So, yeah. I had a brief mess in my pants! It was like...
JizzzZZZzzzZZZzzz!"
Blaze P what game is that
@@Rhaeslover mass effect 3
7:20 I'm a simple person. I hear Solid Snake's scream, I laugh my ass off!
Oh gawd the advanced blade training :D I forgot.
Had me off the chair.
it's the best
"I'M AFRAID I'MA HAVE TO SLAP YO MAMA!"
makes you wonder how the dark brotherhood once got through such security adn killed the emperor
Explains why they were so easily wiped out by the Thalmor
"It's time to act like a grownup."
"NO!!"
It feels good knowing that I'm not the only that makes those mating calls.
Celibate Carl no...
ARRHHH ARRHH MMM ARRHH
Taylor Williams My body is yours
whisper that
softly
in my ears
Morgan Allsing ARHH MMM AARHHH MMMM!
The internet wouldn't be the same without your unique mixture of potent hilarity, overpowering sexiness and pure horror.
Call the Nobel committee and tell them that your peace prize is overdue.
i like you aaaassss, you`re lying Morgan
Geralt : WTF?
runs downstairs and trips
"Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine." lol
Those were some fine ass nachos tbh
6:23
"That was great!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive. HIV positive."
*Falcon Punches her across the bed*
"Well this is a nice mess you've got me into."
*Both laughing*
"We're screwed."
Lmfao!!
4:06 (EDI and Sheppard talking)
EDI: I detected a very short anomaly
Garrus: (Out of nowhere) Oh, that's nasty
I don't know why but laughed so hard 😆
This is America!
Women, girls. Back to our kitchens!
I'm dun with you
This is Germany?
DAN[GER] SWEDEN YES
he said beisball
One day Ulfric will get those "pretty damn tasty nachos"...
DON'T GOOGLE NAKED OTTERS!
nathan de keijzer ffs
nathan de keijzer OH MY GOD WHY
MY EYES
IT BURNS!
I don't know why I thought it would actually be an otter. I honestly don't.
Fun fact:
The line that says "go, go, socialize!
Talk to those fine people and then plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking"
It is really into the game, in the mission of the dark brotherhood where you have to go to the party and kill all the people
8:04 Song?
2:00 is, without a doubt, my favorite bit that this guy has ever made. I still go and track it down for a quick laugh.
4:55 it says 68 wins in the top right corner, the Boethiah Bombshell was his 69th win
10:14 that was EXACTLY what i say xDD
11:15 I love how he just casually puts the guys heart in his chest pocket
Hairy jungles? Down south?
I'M YER GAL!
REMEMBER! I've trained for this follow-thing my whole life, so DON'T F*** IT UP!
You gonna do red dead redemption 2 gamer poop when it comes out?
The nacho part was fucking hilarious
Now I'm hungry for nachos
What is this....WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS CHANNEL EARLIER?!?!?!
*IT'S TOO GOOD!!!*
I use the quote “I want off this planet” practically everyday
"Mark my words the damn nacho's will be mine" -that always get me.
New content pls
I spent hours on 3 seconds of gamerpoop last night. Good times. :-/
And we worship you for it
nice
Oooooh
+mans1ay3r don't worry about the views like you did last time :) the gamerpoop fallout 4 vid you made ended up getting a good amount
*three people follow each other in circles*
"I've trained for this follow-thing my whole life." 7:23
"it's time to act like a grown-up!"
"NOoooOoooOoooOoooo *gets shot* ooooh"
I've only just noticed that the tankard on the table is labelled "Sweat Seaman Glaze". It's all the little tiny jokes which make these into true masterpieces.
Every damned time, how do you keep finding me?!
02:19
*"I've been looking for you, got something I'm supposed to deliver; your hands only."*
"I detected a very short anomaly".
jizzazajizzaza za
1:47
more fallout 4 gamer poop please
Wonder if the mods he was waiting for Fallout 4 are out already.
The little birdy skit is my all time favorite.
"-Out of my way! I once fondled a deer and I'll do it again!"
"That guy in the corner will follow me, you follow him, I will follow you, remember I trained for this follow thing my whole life so don't f*ck it up."
-Barus 2006
''Life is a b!tch, but I've gotta take care of my ho's.'' That was so deeep like Shepard's anu... i mean emm... nvm
Javik's mouth had me laughing so hard out of this entire video.
I'TS THE END TIMES!!! THE END TIMES HAVE COME!!!!!
My favorite is at 5:20. With the little bird saying nice things then it gets dark lol priceless
5:02 anyone notice tat T pose Zombie at the rightside of the offroad LMao
The dark meat line traumatized me
2:00 Jarl Elisif is a bit indecent there and a bit lustful. No matter, keep your damn nachos Ulfric, I'll marry that woman and kill you like you killed her husband Torygg! (the true High King of Skyrim), you killed him in cold blood using your shout like the coward you are! You were never the true High King of Skyrim you treacherous and envious piece of skooma! When I first layed eyes upon her I knew that she was tormented by a horrible fate, I knew the pain Ulfric, I fell in love! Prepare your anus Ulfric the pretender cause I'll bring the whole Imperial Legion with me if I have to, you will pay for scarring the woman that I love most!!!
advanced blade training kills me every time
I feel like games aren't the same without all this in them.
"By the gods!"
"What is that THING!?"
"Its the End Times! THE END TIMES HAVE COME!"
We will die so the Stormcloaks will have those very tasty nachos
This is honestly the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I've been looking at this for five hours now.
Is there gonna be a new episode of RE 7 lets play today?
i love that mortal combat part and the orc screaming about how to burn them to the ground lol
Mark my words... the damned nachos will be mine...
M Y A S S S E N S E I S T I N G L I N G
even manslayer knows how fucked up witcher 3 is.
Mark my words the damn nachos will be mine
I needed a good laugh today, thanks for the upload!
I think the Blades Advanced Training killed me.
7:00 Commander Shepard: "Pathetic!"
Intuitivelist WTF?
Yea Manslayer!!!! We love you for your unique content.
Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine!
This.
This is.
This is ART
"Welcome to the internets, AIEE!"
lmfao
5:19 Is just amazing :D
FIGHT!! swag
priceless
Can't wait for a next Gamer Poop, the new ones! Please Captain PLANET!
Shouldn't it be cumpilation?
ThE LEgEnD Of THe GIaNT WiLLy BE TrUE?
The one with the shrek orc and the birdie got me.
"Welcome to the INTERNET"
'It's time to act like a grown up!
NoOoOoOo'
Classic
The"dark brother" ha! I think i get it
Mark my words, the damn nachos will be mine!
*Jarl Balgruff voice* Swag
I can't x'D
3:44 in guard's place I would have done the same thing