Reading Long Furby Fanfiction on Wattpad
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*The police read the fanfiction and now they want- no they need long furby. So they’ve decided to use their sirens as a mating call for Thursday. That’s why you didn’t hear it at first, it was meant for him.*
A true romance
how poetic
This scares me
*And with that, Thursday rescues them from the dark side, and the cops retire from policing forever*
@@juniperberryyyy *it should.*
Oh no...Wattpad has gotten to *Long Furby*, we’ve killed god before but now we’re just pissing on his corpse
I think it going to long furby is a good thing. Wattpad is getting better
@@bananasare_revolting sure shit is better than puke but both are still putrid
Its ok he's into that
Silly, we took gods corpse to make Wattpad. It's like a Norse myth.
This takes "God is dead and we killed him" to a whole new level, and it's absolutely worth it.
tfw furby fanfiction is an allegory for a gay teen coming to terms with their sexuality
my thoughts as well
Of course, we were left…in a Trans
to be fair, that is literally all fanfiction
Shhhhh
Stop stalking me plz
The vibes today are positively unhinged.
i am very comfortable with the energy that we have created in the studio today
The vibes are monumental
Indeed.
Yuh
I am unhinged today, so this works
“The sky is gay.”
-boyporridge
I mean that's where the rainbows are
Nice pfp!
@@pavloverboy thx >///< like urs too!
Yes.
@@kaedesghost3123 ur name lol
I don't know how this could go unnoticed, but one author used the expression "a gigantic pile of teenagers", which is quite frankly horrifying.
Like.... A pile of corpses?-
I- I don't-
yes i was def caught off guard by that phrasing lmao
don’t you know teenagers travel in piles?
Teenagers scare... the living shit out of me
@@faameexplains1192 Good one.
"you came out of the trans"
what a relatable protagonist
Happens to the best of us.
oh yeah
I will never come out of the trans! I like it in here!
@@maglorian join us in the light, the darkness of the closest is scary unless it is unsafe then you can live in the brightness of the internet
@@coopersomeone6693 nah I got blankets in here, though my food rations are starting to run out...
Only Wattpad could bring us this piece of literature.
Wattpad is an amazing cursed world
Wattpad has it all
Pansexualllllllllll priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
Thankyou and good night
truly a new era of poetic genius
“pushed against the locker”
insert mental image of thursday plurbonym boyporridge headbutting someone into their locker
His tiny legs waddle towards yn
long furby coils around you
He slowly and longly makes loves with you with his lonnngggg...
@@jessie6504 oh...
Why?!
@@Rain-np7tk oh...
Why not?
“the sound of gunshots in the air”
That would imply that furbies have access to firearms-
Well obviously if I trust anyone with a gun it's the possessed owl cat snake with no arms (as of now, sorry girl gruel)
and hands to shoot them!?
They are the real owners of all firearms, they just allow us to use them because they don't really need them.
Forget about the fire, they have access to _arms._
Thursday looks so disturbed hearing his mother read these fanfics about his kind.
“AAAAAA MOTHER STOP!!”
She found them under his mattress
Oh my God, yes 😂 I think he keeps the “bible” next to him at all times
@@dragongeek9273 He keeps all the fanfictions in his "homework" folder too
Oh thank *THURSDAY* she’s not dead! Call off the search party!
I love that 'thank thursday' 𓆏
I'm using "Thank Thursday" from now on
Thank Thursday
Thank Thursday
Verily, praise Thursday, our Mother of Queerness has returned 🙌
Thursday in the background vibing like:
👁👄👁
as usual
He really did just go *c i r c l e*
Thursday: 🧲
Yeah that’s not how you use “be like”. Y’all really love misusing AAVE.
such an icon 😌
i know this is the third time i’ve commented but as a Wattpad writer *A/N I think I’m having an aneurism* is the most relatable thing I’ve ever fucking heard
mood tho
lmao- the 'a/n' directly after saying you write on wattpad gave me an unnecessary chuckle
Same here
I’m a wattpad writer (and a actual published author) and it’s so damn true
Wait, that isn’t normal when writing?
Fun fact: Wattpad isn't a fanfic site, however it is infiltrated by it.
I genuinely thought it was-
@@Shiloh_has_a_bird it aint
Wait what is it meant to be
@Ozzy the Bun I've only seen weird fanfiction- I'm jealous sbbs
Me using it since beta: wait
HI SO I'M ALMOST DONE LONGIFYING MY FURBY SON, SEAGULL BATH BONES AND SINCE THIS CHANNEL IS A LONG FURBY WORSHIP CULT I THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS HERE
OH SHIT I WAS NOTICED HI
I eat seagull bath bones.
@@constance1979 why must you consume my son
@@wildlylucky how else must i become an all powerful immortal entity?
@@constance1979 consume those who have disrespected the glorious name of long furby, please leave my son alone
"the surgery is scheduled for february" i love the way that's phrased
“The sky is gay” is the hot take I needed today
That’s not a hot take though. That’s a fact
Teya's just out here inventing new aesthetics. What is this one called? Hipster Witch Goth? Street Punk Psychic? I don't know, but I love it
Street punk psychic is my new mood
In her own words, it's ✨gay magician.✨ I wish I could pull it off too
Honestly, after that Reddit post about that girl has a serious grinch fetish, I wouldn't be surprised that someone has a fetish for long Furbys.
I need a link for that RIGHT NOW
@@mx.milagros I wasn’t able to find the original post but heres a copy pasted version: UPDATE: How do I (24F) get my boyfriend (27M) to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me?
I honestly regret posting this on the internet because of all the people who kink shamed me and laughed at me. This update isn't for you. It's for the thousands and thousands of women who reached out who also want to fuck the Grinch.
My relationship with my boyfriend is over. And I wasn't even the one who ended it. We were taking a little Christmas date this weekend, driving around and looking at the Christmas lights. It was a really nice time. The Grinch song even came on the radio while we were driving but I didn't want to ruin a sweet, innocent date so I contained myself. We were happy. We were merry. Until we passed a house with an inflatable Grinch.
It was too much. Way, way too much. I soaked in every inch of that decoration. I couldn't help myself. I begged him to pull over and fuck me right there so I could stare at the Grinch's thick, glowing thighs. I said our trunk could be the back of his sleigh. He got pissed and was like kids live in this neighborhood but the green glow in the rearview was too much for me so I just kept taking off my clothes.
And then he pulled over. I thought he was going to oblige me but he didn't. He said it was too much, that he's done, that he will never be able to think of Christmas season ever again without thinking about getting fucked by the Grinch and that's somehow so 2020 and he just can't take it anymore. He wants me out of the apartment by the end of the week.
So thanks everybody. For saying he should leave me, for saying I'm a freak, for laughing at something I wrote in earnest. Merry Christmas.
tl;dr: boyfriend is the Grinch after all, just not how I wanted
Here's the original post since it got removed and people are asking:
I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).
The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.
My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.
He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.
So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
tl;dr: all i want for Christmas is my boyfriend to dress up as the Grinch and fuck me and he won't
@@mx.milagros My boyfriend won't dress up as the grinch and fuck me
I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).
The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.
My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.
He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.
So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
@@ezrazhang7541 that is the most wonderful thing ive seen in my life, thank you so much
The scariest part of this is when she said it was common what are y’all up to??? 😭😭😭💀💀💀
“COMING OUT OF THE TRANS” I DIED
wait if we can write all the thursday fic we want then does that count as Public Domain
are we go for a great gatsby crossover? The Long Gatsby? The Great Furby?
I mean... the copyright of The Great Gatsby has gone out...
I like The Long Gatsby. I just got an image of Jay Gatsby being extremely long 😂
@@itsnicole11 He was long and beaked in the book, but F. Scott Fitzgerald didn't feel the need to mention it. Not sure if we'll see furbies in the new movies though.
@@fruitygarlic3601 I hope they have furbies in the new movie
The Long Fursby
Was watching a regular non-cursed video- yeah didn’t last.
Click is that you?
all of these fanfics are still pullitzer prize worthy literature compared to Onion Boy's three "books"
Thursday’s spine be ✨c r a c k a - l a c k i n✨
I left a school zoom call for this
Solid decision
good on you
i’m currently in one
That a pro gamer move
as you should
Can someone tell our mother Linda that I'll be late for dinner?
underrated comment.
Those sirens are blaring for a reason. Get ready guys, the time of fanfic- HAS ARRIVED
Edit: I got to 11:55 and when I heard "HIM" I immediately thought of the villain from the Powerpuff girls.
the ad before this video called parmesan “parm-e-san” pronouncing the s, and that’s the cursed energy i appreciate when coming to this channel
...how do ya'll pronounce parmesan - a confused foreigner
@@boldanabrasevic3020 it’s like... parm-e-zhjon idk. like how a french person would say john
uwu konichiwa parme-san ~
@@josieerin505 Ah, I see. In my language, we just say pahr-MEh-zahn
Like, as in SAND? or shawn/sean??😭
Listening to this while I go to sleep as my bedtime story
I feel like Thursday is staring into my soul knowingly. He knows. He knows that I haven't finished studying. He knows that I'm wasting time.
my "How To Read Literature In A God Honoring Way" assignment is due at midnight. but I have Priorities
Gud choice, praise jeebus.
I just read the title and I'm SO EXCITED
GOD SAME I totally didn't put this on my watch later so tonight I can have the proper movie experience
Me too but I have class in fiive minutes and i wont be able to watch the whole thing! 😥
The Furby Wars definitely sounds like something that would happen within the Furby Cinematic Universe
"What's your religion?"
".....it's complicated"
Teya pointing at me at 9:40 as she declares "trans !" is so very fitting and satisfying
Why can I imagine long furby doing a waddle into my school???
SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES
@Rhiannon Miller maybe they slither to move around and stand up and waddle to talk to someone/increase their threatening aura.
furby x reader
the long animal slithered over to Y/N. “my love, how are you today?” furby calmly asked. Y/N was furious, and for good reason. “F-furby...How could you!!” “Wha-“ Furby looked taken aback. “You...you cheated on me!” Tears fell and choked sobs escaped Y/N’s lips.
to be continued
🙃
when’s part two coming.
It’s been four months is part 2 ready yet?
8:13. The entire rant about never finding love feels very aro ace.
"coming out of the trans" that's that allyship autocorrect XD
"You missed the opportunity to say 'longer'" I nearly inhaled my cereal
y’all get your fan fiction from wattpad? everyone knows the best fanfics come from Ao3 😌✋
Yes lgbt icon Lord Farquaad
Never been to wattpad, only been to Ao3 twice, i do spend my time on fanfiction net
Yes. No arguments
FACTSSS
YES IF YOU THOUGHT WATTPAD WAS GAY YOU HAVE *NEVER* VENTURED INTO Ao3
Golly, I've been blessed with a reading of long furby fanfiction, on my birthday?
Happy Birthday! 😊 🎉
Happy birthday!!!
happy birthday man!!
happy birthday!
hampy birthday
Drew could’ve never predicted my insane furby fetish until the man of my dreams scuttled into the room, his head nearly smacking the top of the door frame because his spine didn’t crack backwards fast enough. The whole class got a full view of his plush abs before he longified back into place, and his glassy eyes immediately locked onto mine. His beak curved into something resembling as a smile, and I could read that he was imagining untold dirty things as he struggled to sit in the chair next to mine.
With your PFP I couldn't help but imagine this as being told by Spleens and now I feel the need to see if there's a fanfic that is Spleens x long furby
@@AYYitsAllison holy moly same!!
Long furby fanfiction is exactly what the world needs in 2021
@A normal Imperial tank operator Honestly same, I read one that involves diapers. I will not provide any additional description.
"All of our moms are called Linda now" ah yes, us readers, THE COLLECTIVE.
The idea of a furby with they/them pronouns strangely makes a lot of sense
Around Christmas my cousin pointed out which presents was hers for me and asked what I thought it was and I immediately replied “is it a long furby?”, we both burst into laughter and she was so mad she hadn’t thought of that herself. We agreed that we’d have to make one together, and she said I can have custody.
Im still left in a TRANS after this
Long Furby made me trans. He is what consevatives fear
Well obviously you are, you don’t have drew to snap you out of it
@@emiliejoykerr9173 im not this was a joke sorry xD
Might wanna watch the whole video to get context!
@@WoofleSnoot I know! My comment was a joke too lol
Author’s note: I think I’m having an aneurism
MOOOOOD AF
Gosh, who's that lovely dame over there 😳 such elegant and wild, untamed majesty. Oh, and Teya looks nice too I guess.
My ears have been blessed and cursed
Blursed
Finally no one ever talks about Code Geass but that’s one of the only 4 animes I’ve watched.
edit: my father heard “cold hard lips of long furby” i wanna die now
I think it was very popular back in the day. We're getting to the point where a lot of oughts anime are sadly being forgotten.
Hopefully the fandom will come back with season 3
@@batmanthechad204 There's a new third season!!?? Damn I'm out of the loop.
What in the nine circles of hell is "Long furby fanfiction"?
It's not in the 9 circles. Long Furby Fanfiction is the 10th circle
STRANGE ÆONS was always the little bright light that could give joy to the love of my life. Was, it was. Because with staking pain in my heart I buried her yesterday. It was the hardest goodbye in my life and the one that no one should make at this age. Corona has eaten her away in just two days, something leukemia could not do twenty years ago. Yes, she was eccentric and yes, she did what she wanted to do and not everybody understood that, not even her parents. But she was my little girl. She was the one who dragged me out of a hell hole I had dug myself and she showed my the worth of life and yesterday I had to fill that hole with her body in there. Life isn't fair and it makes me realise there is no god. There is nothing on this planet that could make things fair, that could ease the pain I and the people around her have felt. Her blue hair, the hangers, and stretchers you're wearing in this video and she had too, I will miss them. I will miss her. Twenty five is not an age to die on and it isn't fair, it just isn't.
Thank you, Teya, for everything. But I am not sure if I can ever bear it to watch another video to think back to my little girl. There are too many good memories here and too many smiles on her face that fade before my eyes like some sort of flashback.
not me thinking this was a strange aeons x reader fanfiction excerpt-
I am so sorry. Nobody should have to go through pain like that. ❤️❤️
Nothing else could cause so much serotonin in my blood
Listening to some long furby romance while sewing some skin for my own. PERFECTION
I just read the classically Abby x strange aeons fanfic and *inhales* LET ME TELL YOU-
jk it's not that bad its actually pretty vanilla for wattpad
You said: "Hi Drew" and I instinctively thought "Hi"
Wattpad... now that's a name I haven't heard in years.
Teya, feel free to name for me one higher form of literature than this
what
@@marsbars2286 exactly there isn’t one
Mutual pining
I was just wondering when next episode of Strange Aeons TV show was gonna air
he slithers up your shirt, eager to see you, his eyes widened amazed and impatient
The second I read the video title I clicked, I’m so excited yet scared
*clicks faster than the speed of light*
"a/n: I think I'm having an aneurysm" followed by Teya just continuing cracked me up so much and I cannot explain why
"He's just standing there... Menacingly!"
I LIVE FOR THE HYPOTHETICAL CHARTREUSE MULLET
"You were hanging for Drew in front of the store / you made plans to meet there, nothing more" sounds like the beginning of a long furby x reader poetry anthology
This is not what I was expecting to see when I saw a youtube notification pop up but hey what else would I be expecting from this channel
Wattpad has the best fanfics because everyone seems to be nine and on drugs while writing their stories.
I wish I was joking, I have never seen anything as incoherent on ao3 or anything like that as I have on Wattpad.
Someone needs to rewrite my immortal but with long furbies.
oh my god yes.
The sirens in the background seemed mighty appropriate for discussing wattpad
I suddenly want to rewrite Twist and Shout but with long furbies.
please, for the love of god, write it. At least it wouldn't be out of character. You can't cosmic deities out of character. They tend to make sure of that
15 seconds in and this is already a vibe
“John Cena x Bill Nye”
At summer camp I wrote and drew a comic where Bill Nye defeats John Cena by throwing him to the Arctic. Enemies to lovers??
OMG IM TOTALLY GOING TO GO READ THURSDAY'S BIBLE NOW! YES I AM A PART OF THE CHURCH OF BOYPORRIDGE!
“i could show up next week with a chartreuse mullet”
me, having just re-died my mullet after my previous green hair dye had faded into chartreuse: 👁👄👁
Me reading the title; ah yes, the quality content I subscribed for. Thank you mother.
Whenever I start a grade, I lay out my clothing neatly on my door, make a morning schedule, and go to sleep early.
Whenever I end a grade, my room is the living incarnation of a MESS, when I wake up I just grab some random shirt and pants, get my favorite hoodie, wake up late, and stay up until 1:00 AM.
Never in my life have I ever seen a video in 2160p. She has officially transcended above the level of god. Praise be she who lives in a higher quality then really life.
I needed this. "Time skip from my depression" is a whole-ass mood.
Can't believe my mom is now named Linda... don't know how to break the news to her
14:30 veteran of the furby wars...DONT LET THESE SHAKES GO ON
18:31
19:30
20:08
Your long boi has inspired the name for my long gorl:Monday Von Socke
(She has a brother,Marvin)
The fact that I got extremely excited when Teya said the longification of GirlGruel is in February should give a clue to the state of my mental health.
Yes I'm bi and genderfluid, why do you ask?
Hey same sexuality!! O/
@@wingedtigress9752 why should someone asked with this beautiful uno card of yours?
@@v-mouse not sure I understand what you're asking...
@@wingedtigress9752 sorry. I tried to answer the main coment and I guess my TH-cam just said "no"
Funny story, as soon as I clicked on this video my furby package came in. The timing is impeccable
If this is on wattpad I can only imagine the fics on AO3... and what their put for their ratings
love the painting in the background
I'm really impressed how fast she zooms through her sponsor ads
I wish all TH-camrs did. I always support them getting sponsorships but I just wish they didn't always talk about it for 7 minutes...
@@autumnautopsy I don't watch any that do but I understand what you mean
@@autumnautopsy Actually there is one I do know but he's very funny about it
Kinda tempted to write a long furby fanfic now
I was watching house, I’ve just finished a 43hourstraight work for my chem this better be the thing I need to lighten my mood lol
Yep, time for a drink
“I don’t make the rules because there is none” -our wonderful queen of curses
That moment when you find out you’re the same age as strange æons
youtube: there are 19 comments
me: can i... see them?
youtube: *NO*
you to?
TH-cam is drunk and/or high again
Well this is just too good not to watch
I just took a photo of my school work and Thursday is in the background just wanted to share the curse with my poor teacher
I was surprised to see this on my recommended. surprised but not disappointed.
Edit: also, loving the vibes of the recording setting. chill witchy vibes with a bit of sleep deprived college student studying greek mythology.
plant shelf?!?!? as someone who owns....arguably too many plants, i really appreciate that you have a plant shelf :->
The “me neither” killed me: 8:14