Mark miming the sketch spontaneously was hilarious. The low effort casual nature of this show, allows the content of the show to be just pure jokes and gags and it's so funny.
Love the show fellas Joe put on lullaby music on TH-cam easy fix...turn it up, as a father of four we didn't sweat our neighbors we just changed the noise that the baby hears. Don't sweat the petti stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff 😂😂😂😂 Vegas loves the pod
Thinking of Joe in a Tupac bandana with face tats and a gold front is probably the best image I’ve ever had of him. I really hope he pursues a life in the streets
42:45 this might be the hardest I've laughed at Tuesdays. Mark saying he's in on producing the dump baby onsie and is upset Joe is trying to cut him out when the idea is so stupid lmao 😂😂😂
I just had a baby last year. I love the baby talk!! Super relatable to me specifically. I quit open mic comedy to take care of my family. It’s good to hear these stories
40:45 that little power lines line from mark was actually brilliantly quick and funny. i get what Shane ment when he said Normand will throw shit out and youll get just realize what he said after some time. lmao good shit
It doesn't make a ton of sense really, everyone is aware of their outside, especially high anxiety queefs. We all run our inside through a filter and translate it to our outside according to whomever you're around. It sounds very profound at face value, but doesn't pass very little scrutiny.
He just hasn't changed from the We Might Be Drunk Christmas episode. He's kind of a dirtball for someone who has money. He spends all his money on mystery pills from randos at comedy clubs and Uber.
Haha I'm trippin first thing marc said " hey hey March 5" cus that's my bday. Like he was talking right to me 😮😂 wish I could be there. Can't wait to see the live Ep. 🙌
Hang in there Joe! The sleep comes back but the exhaustion isn’t going anywhere. It’s the constant mental strain of being responsible for your child’s well-being. Keeping a child alive is a heavy job. Everyone talks about the lack of sleep but that background stress of just being a parent is Way More impactful. You are doing great! 🤗
We will have to agree to disagree. I’m 10 years in. I Get sleep now but I still have constant parental anxiety. Not regular anxiety. It is specifically tied to keeping another human being alive and well. Every fever. Every fall. It’s anxiety tied to the love you feel for this innocent that you brought into the world. That you are responsible for keeping physically safe and mentally well. The sleep deprivation is in the early days. It’s a cakewalk compared to the learning to walk years.
32:43 Normand nearly malfunctioned there. He thought for a second List was a guest on his podcast: "...and look at you now...", ..." good to have you here..."
I absolutely love this podcast I'm from west Virginia it's straight up hilarious when they talked about us I loved it I wish I could see either of these queefs live which I will do no doubt eventually
Speaking of travel, I never really went anywhere and then I went to Chicago (a 3 hour drive from where I grew up) when I was 17. I couldn’t believe that world was only 3 hours away. I had no idea. People on the streets weren’t even wearing jeans. I was shocked lol. Now fast forward 23 years and I’ve been around the world and half my family is from some rural ass place in another country. Crazy how travel and life experiences open your world view up and change your life.
At the end of every morse code message there's a descriptive action like; "msg repeats", "end msg", or "please respond", and the original msg is usually repeated 2-3 times.
Hearing these two cry about minor issues is the equivalent to the leaf blower running in the city. Check this, I’m sure your neighbors are going to enjoy listening to a screeching baby for the next couple years😂. It’s wild, these two have the ego of a super star A list actor but the comedy stylings and skill of Tom Myers..bong hit transplant.
I was so excited one of you (Mark) was finally coming to my home town (Birmingham), but I got the flu! I ruined the very pants I was returning! Anyway, gave the tickets away, but hope you have good time
I love it when one of them makes a bon mot and i look to see if it's the episode title and im right. It's the small things in life baby; dustpan diamond
Commonwealth ties back to the English Civil War, regicide, and the establishment of the Commonwealth of England. England, Wales, and Ireland were governed as a republic after Charles I was executed. The republic was short lived, and the Stuart Restoration saw Charles II return from exile, and retake the throne; turning England back into a monarchy. So basically Commonwealths were established in the English colonies by people who preferred a republic over a monarchy (founding fathers). I literally was reading about this just last week while taking a sh*t. Ten days ago, I couldn’t have given you this answer. While I agree “democracy” sounds more appealing than “republic”, if you think about it, republics are better. In a republic, minorities have representation, and have their voice heard. In a democracy, the majority always rules.
The Commonwealth of Nations is what the British Empire became (established in the 1920’s I think). As a Brit (and considering you were talking about Chumba-wumba being Brit) the Commonwealth Mark was thinking of must be ‘The Common Wealth of Nations’. “The Commonwealth of Nations, often simply referred to as the Commonwealth,[4] is an international association of 56 member states, the vast majority of which are former territories of the British Empire from which it developed.” King Charles III is the head of it and it’s still quite a big thing.
Big trivia for The Nightmare Before Christmas. Everyone thinks Burton directed it. Nope. He produced with two others. Henry Selick directed. p.s. Joe's Short Circuit 2 reference was top notch.
That screaming baby scenario was a MASH episode. Hawkeye angrily forced a Korean woman to kill her own baby so as not to give their location of a bus full of people to enemy troops. He rationalized it at the time as forcing the woman to kill her chicken .. later in therapy realizing it was a baby. Heavy stuff.
Mark miming the sketch spontaneously was hilarious. The low effort casual nature of this show, allows the content of the show to be just pure jokes and gags and it's so funny.
The best podcast with two comedians talking…..👍 zingers and just like you say!
Also love how they talk about the cities they go to. 😂
@@LiveForFreedom777 so true
Mark sketching out the old hag with his hands in the air....lmao
Mark asking Joe if the baby made him a better person and Joe reassuring him that it didn’t.
"Freedom of Screech" GOLD
Tuesdays the top left corner of my laptop always gets a good cleaning. That wall stain gets me every time.
Mitembe Mucumbo is HILARIOUS I love Mark attempting sports knowledge lol
amen
Could have been the ep title but perhaps not adequate due to political correctness
It's amazing Joe made it past 40 yrs old.
Comparing inside to outside is gold
Love the show fellas Joe put on lullaby music on TH-cam easy fix...turn it up, as a father of four we didn't sweat our neighbors we just changed the noise that the baby hears. Don't sweat the petti stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff 😂😂😂😂 Vegas loves the pod
Michael Douglas Fallin Down.. DEFINITELY holds up!! I could watch that film on repeat for the rest of my life... maybe I do.
top 5
my favorite scene from falling down: The Nazi skinhead yelling at Mike Douglas that this Zyklon B cannister was "USED MAN! THIS WAS USED!" lol
Just a great fkn movie. Underrated in my opinion. Probably be a blockbuster in theaters now!
@@tmacfan824 "These boots are great for STOMPING QUEERS" Line really stuck with me... probably cuz my father's gay
‘Freedom of Screech’-that’s a good piece of business.
Dustpan diamond really brought the cast to a Screeching halt.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Freedom of Screech
Reminds me of the new Stones album Hackney Diamonds
Joe joined the bloods recently for the street protection btw
Same og but i been low key
He's been blood
Idk about Joe being a blood but he's definitely a Zionist pro Israel gen0cide supporter 🤦♂️
Thinking of Joe in a Tupac bandana with face tats and a gold front is probably the best image I’ve ever had of him. I really hope he pursues a life in the streets
Joe is boolin
42:45 this might be the hardest I've laughed at Tuesdays. Mark saying he's in on producing the dump baby onsie and is upset Joe is trying to cut him out when the idea is so stupid lmao 😂😂😂
same here.. talking about cutting the poop so it'll fit in a onesie. absurd 😅
@@mike20855 "we've done harder things"
"Oh, so you're in on this idea?" Haha 😆
@@clarencethomas01 yeah i wanna help you cut your turd and fit it in a onesie lmao
I just had a baby last year. I love the baby talk!! Super relatable to me specifically. I quit open mic comedy to take care of my family. It’s good to hear these stories
40:45 that little power lines line from mark was actually brilliantly quick and funny. i get what Shane ment when he said Normand will throw shit out and youll get just realize what he said after some time. lmao good shit
"Like the border no ICE" -Normand 🤣🤣🤣 #epic
I've tried to wipe the wall mark off my screen so many times thinking I had a dirty phone or tv. Gets me every other time.
Wall Mark Normand!
hall mark!
Pretty sure the only story was Joe falling down, but still, this episode was Gold, Jerry!
It doesn't make a ton of sense really, everyone is aware of their outside, especially high anxiety queefs. We all run our inside through a filter and translate it to our outside according to whomever you're around. It sounds very profound at face value, but doesn't pass very little scrutiny.
The look on Joe's face when Chuck says "not anymore."
Aww, Mark got a new pair of pants. They look spiffy. Merry Christmas 🎄
I'd like to know what kind they are.
He just hasn't changed from the We Might Be Drunk Christmas episode. He's kind of a dirtball for someone who has money. He spends all his money on mystery pills from randos at comedy clubs and Uber.
He now has 3 pairs of pants. Clothes whore.
I looked up brick red chinos too
Let us know if you find them whally
It was not acknowledged in the pod, but joe says he has to " rock, cradle ,and MILK the baby" HAHA! that was the best thing ive heard in a while😂54:48
14:05 Joe is playing victim as if the Ju ws aren't committing gen0cide against the Palestinians
Why is it funny if Joe feeds his baby? Asking for a queef
@@pointysidedown you don't milk a baby. You milk goats and cows🤣. Since when have you ever heard of someone milking a baby. Lol
@@wakenow1 oil the pan, milk the baby. But you're right, nobody uses it that way. English is weird 👍
@@pointysidedown " hey Greg, I have nipples...can you milk me?" - meet the fockers
Nice to see Joe taking a break from crowd work to come and sit in with Mark.
At 28:17 Chuck laughing in the background sounds like Pac-Man dying. Lmfaooo
Hahaha. Great reference.
Funny episode 😆 the morse code bit and wanting to read books are so relatable 😂
Haha I'm trippin first thing marc said " hey hey March 5" cus that's my bday. Like he was talking right to me 😮😂 wish I could be there. Can't wait to see the live Ep. 🙌
I kinda feel the same way. Close to my birthday too.😊
Same, That's my birthday too.
You'd think the third Proclaimer would know they are Scottish
One hit wonder was kinda harsh as well
Joe don't look up the picture of the proclaimers, it will make you feel bad
@@stephenmillward3641 sunshine on leith, letter from america, I'm on my way
@@stephenmillward3641Better than a no hit wonder.
What a great episode! God I love these two. RIP Screech. 😂
The leaf queef story is so great. Joe really killed this ep 😂😂😂😂
Hang in there Joe! The sleep comes back but the exhaustion isn’t going anywhere. It’s the constant mental strain of being responsible for your child’s well-being. Keeping a child alive is a heavy job. Everyone talks about the lack of sleep but that background stress of just being a parent is Way More impactful. You are doing great! 🤗
That sounds like regular old anxiety. Not unique to parenthood.
The sleep depravation is much, much worse.
We will have to agree to disagree. I’m 10 years in. I Get sleep now but I still have constant parental anxiety. Not regular anxiety. It is specifically tied to keeping another human being alive and well. Every fever. Every fall.
It’s anxiety tied to the love you feel for this innocent that you brought into the world. That you are responsible for keeping physically safe and mentally well.
The sleep deprivation is in the early days. It’s a cakewalk compared to the learning to walk years.
The boys only get better with age. Thanks for all the yuks fellas~
32:43 Normand nearly malfunctioned there. He thought for a second List was a guest on his podcast: "...and look at you now...", ..." good to have you here..."
nah i think he's just saying he's successful now
"Commonwealth of the bunker"😅😅😅. Classic!!!
I absolutely love this podcast I'm from west Virginia it's straight up hilarious when they talked about us I loved it I wish I could see either of these queefs live which I will do no doubt eventually
Great ep! The Screech stuff was Gold Jerry! Gold!
Joe: "im not gonna be the new dad comic"
Proceeds to be the new dad comic.
"Ya gotta see the baby!" Season 5 ep 21, Seinfeld.
I’m livid I haven’t heard this quote fifty times since Joes baby was born.
His transition into Dad Comic was instantaneous.
"Here's the thing about having a baby....." Lol
Anyone ever noticed how much Joe looks like Heinrich Himmler?
Someone in the comments mentioned Joe looking like the proclaimers, now it's all I see
I hope people take a moment to look that up. The resemblance is INSANE
Freedom of Screech 😂 brilliant 😂
Mark dressed by Papa Smurf 😂
Speaking of travel, I never really went anywhere and then I went to Chicago (a 3 hour drive from where I grew up) when I was 17. I couldn’t believe that world was only 3 hours away. I had no idea. People on the streets weren’t even wearing jeans. I was shocked lol. Now fast forward 23 years and I’ve been around the world and half my family is from some rural ass place in another country. Crazy how travel and life experiences open your world view up and change your life.
37:58 Perfect editing, Chuck!
lmfao............. you guys are amazing lol, thank you
28:46 Red Robin you queefs! It was right there!
"Eehhhh, we'll bleep it"
Never bleeps it
Thats my general vibe rn too
Mark's morality question was literally the series finale of M*A*S*H
At the end of every morse code message there's a descriptive action like; "msg repeats", "end msg", or "please respond", and the original msg is usually repeated 2-3 times.
Joe needs water-balloons for the Arch Enemy...whistle...splash !!!
This was a great episode, lots of big laughs folks
Joe being sad about falling is hilarious when there's a clip of him falling right in the intro
Maybe somebody should check in on Joe!
I watched the end of this at 5am because the woman I have over is snoring.
That Pogues tshirt is 👌👌👌
Hearing these two cry about minor issues is the equivalent to the leaf blower running in the city. Check this, I’m sure your neighbors are going to enjoy listening to a screeching baby for the next couple years😂. It’s wild, these two have the ego of a super star A list actor but the comedy stylings and skill of Tom Myers..bong hit transplant.
I was so excited one of you (Mark) was finally coming to my home town (Birmingham), but I got the flu! I ruined the very pants I was returning! Anyway, gave the tickets away, but hope you have good time
“Assholers” 😂😂
Been rewatching year old pods.
1:02:10 hey Markkk, “0” aka zero is the number for the operator on old rotary phones, y’fkn chooch.
Sam, Mark and Joe . Starring in, Bitch and Moan .
I totally feel the 7 year old designer jacket. I love mine, it keeps me at a constant temp; hot or cold
I kept wiping my computer screen but turns out it is coffee on the studio wall....lol
00:28:20 the synchronized leg tap is iconic TWS. add it to the intro!
I love it when one of them makes a bon mot and i look to see if it's the episode title and im right. It's the small things in life baby; dustpan diamond
“…. Baby’s gonna die either way “😭
Falling Down holds up.. great film
Love you guys! ❤
Like Tennessee.. nice one Mark😂
Love these guys
28:18 Chuck's stupid wheezy laugh sounds like Pac-Man dying
If List heard that he'd remember then impersonate it even better
oh my fucking God !!!! I'm never gonna unhear that now my good man! toodles.
Commonwealth ties back to the English Civil War, regicide, and the establishment of the Commonwealth of England. England, Wales, and Ireland were governed as a republic after Charles I was executed. The republic was short lived, and the Stuart Restoration saw Charles II return from exile, and retake the throne; turning England back into a monarchy.
So basically Commonwealths were established in the English colonies by people who preferred a republic over a monarchy (founding fathers). I literally was reading about this just last week while taking a sh*t. Ten days ago, I couldn’t have given you this answer.
While I agree “democracy” sounds more appealing than “republic”, if you think about it, republics are better. In a republic, minorities have representation, and have their voice heard. In a democracy, the majority always rules.
For what it's worth, I've seen Mark 3 times and I think that's enough. I've seen Joe 3 times & already have tickets to see him again in August.
Not worth much.. less than 2 cents
@@WKRP187 Keep reading TH-cam comments, lonely dork.
yeah mark's material is so rehearsed. joe is much more natural
“It’s Gore-Tex, you know about Gore-Tex?”
The Commonwealth of Nations is what the British Empire became (established in the 1920’s I think).
As a Brit (and considering you were talking about Chumba-wumba being Brit) the Commonwealth Mark was thinking of must be ‘The Common Wealth of Nations’.
“The Commonwealth of Nations, often simply referred to as the Commonwealth,[4] is an international association of 56 member states, the vast majority of which are former territories of the British Empire from which it developed.”
King Charles III is the head of it and it’s still quite a big thing.
Joe reminds me of one of those kids who when they hurt themselves did not cry until they saw blood.
30:40 hahahahaa "Cunt sandwich"
Chuck , tell Joe he needs a bassinet so the baby can sleep in your room
Joe secretly LOVES cards against humanity, Id bet it's the #1 game he plays with the ol fam
Big trivia for The Nightmare Before Christmas. Everyone thinks Burton directed it. Nope. He produced with two others. Henry Selick directed.
p.s. Joe's Short Circuit 2 reference was top notch.
Mark - "That's 500 simoleons!" haha
Happy holidays, guys!
You can tell List and Normand don't read, but that's what keeps them innocent and pure.
At 28:22 you can here Chuck laugh and it sounds like when you die in Pac-Man
lol it really does!
I'm telling you right now. The thumbnails are the only reason this show isn't hitting more numbers. It's that simple
Solid episode. Joe gave us a White Men Cant Jump & Porno Gil references. Double bonus
I can't understand the joke Mark is talking about @ 13:42, can someone tell me what he's saying?
Where's the new ep?
No episode on Xmas week, been like this since 2013
My mom always says the sew buttons bit
I love Cards against humanity and I'm hilarious.
I'd maybe like it if it didn't make all women SHRIEK with laughter. Ugh.
@@scottmceachern8345 God forbid the women laugh. 😂
Sew buttons! Love it.
The whole world doesn't revolve around you Joe!
That screaming baby scenario was a MASH episode. Hawkeye angrily forced a Korean woman to kill her own baby so as not to give their location of a bus full of people to enemy troops. He rationalized it at the time as forcing the woman to kill her chicken .. later in therapy realizing it was a baby. Heavy stuff.
Y’all skipped this weeks ep!!! Where are the patron clips!
Joe sits in his chair like a poor kid at a sleepover. @25:28
marc has sum of tha funniest farts💨 on film 🎞
Freedom of Screech 😅
Joe and mark have a great chemistry so it makes a great podcast…. But that damn mark be funny….I like joe now as well … thanks mark
Freedom of screech, haha
Feehan said the baby’s name on Jim and Sam last week.
Y'all cooked on this one
I’m just here for the queefs
This is a HOTTT ep!!
I have so much I have to say about this podcast.