@@noahpaulette1490 yeah luckily I live in the middle of nowhere in vic. But even still we have to wear masks, like who the fuck has rona in dundonnell😂
I remember how mad i was that i had just found charlies content, almost pissed at youtube for ‘hiding’ this gold from me until i found the channel lmao. Literally congrats 💀👍🏻
imagine being in bed with somebody and they say "vacuums are my new fetish" and pulls out MOOSOO Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, Featuring Smart Sensor Tech, Powerful Stick Vacuum with Multi-Cone Cyclone. Over 40 Minutes Runtime with Efficient Brushless Motor for Deep Cleaning Carpet Pet.
Introducing the Penguinz0 vacbot with extendo suction technology! The world's first Android vacuum with top of the line performance! *AND ITS AN ANDROID!*
@@nachoman5910 Jesus people are calling me unfunny what should I do, also why did you take my pet fish away Jesus why! pls tell me she is resting well up there
@@MtnDew4828 duuude she is funny, uhhh, about the school thing, tell them a joke and make them go unconscious from laughter so they can’t call you unfunny.
Aw man, I thought you had discovered those hilarious "housekeeping tips" videos that always have some girl with a suspicious tendency to constantly casually strike poses like a JoJo character.
@@pluto3194 I was exaggerating just a bit, sorry. They're just these videos like "10 clean bed sheet tips" but it's a girl moving and posing vaguely erotically while giving the tips. They are definitely the sort of thing Charlie would get a laugh or two out of, though. Would expect solid wordplay material if he ever saw any.
Back in the 60s and 70s, Sears and those old manufacturers made quality stuff with real metal replaceable parts. Charlie just hasn't figured out the idea of antiques yet lol
Charlie is too young to know how lit Sears was in the 90's. They had a section where you could play video games and I remember rocking some SNES Toy Story in Sears when I was little.
Apparently vacuums are designed to be loud on purpose because people associate the noise level with performance. They tried releasing quiet vacuums and even though they worked just as well as louder models people didn’t like them because they didn’t make the “vacuum noise” and assumed they didn’t work very well.
When I was 3 years old I was obsessed with vacuums. For like 3 years. I got my dad laid because I asked a waitress at this diner if I could go home with her to use her vacuum cleaner and my dad tried to explain this and instead he got her number. Dirt Devil, bro. Dirt Devil.
My father installed a garage door opener in 1974 and 46 years later it's still working. Every time I open it, I expect it to break and won't walk under the moving door until it's all the way up.
Man, hearing my country's name in your video was really charming. I am proud of that dude Evaldas. That was a 3iq move that turned into 200iq strategy.
Fun story: James Dyson lost his family trying to make the worlds greatest vacuum. Now he's a Billionaire. Point is, never stop chasing your dreams (LOL)
He officially has done it, he can make us watch anything. I just wasted the last 8 mins of my life watching a 21 year old man watch videos about vacuums. Cant say Im not satisfied
My brother when Sears was closing. “I am going to miss Sears they have so much interesting stuff!” Me: You had to wait for it to go out of business to be able to afford anything!
I lost it when you started talking about the Sears catalog. That was literally the first jerk material I ever had access to. They would send my mom the bra and underwear one and it got the job done.
As an Australian, the fact that this man watches current affair as a meme, makes me love him even more
Aussies together strong
@@sweetl3mon223 except for the media, government and pretty much anyone that lives in Melbourne
@@lukeeldridge9514 Fuck Melbourne especially those that live in Fitzroy and Brunswick
@@lukeeldridge9514 rip victoria as well. Feel bad it's pretty much Chinese level prison state.
@@noahpaulette1490 yeah luckily I live in the middle of nowhere in vic. But even still we have to wear masks, like who the fuck has rona in dundonnell😂
My dad owns a vacuum shop so I'll be judging Charlie very harshly.
@N-Word its the fact that you arent even funny....
Your dad is the identity eraser from breaking bad
@Deltora I have my own vacuum repair business so I'll be judging him even more harshly.
@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! no
Yooo my younger brother has a vacuum collection of 60
Person: doesn’t clap
Stop, you’ve violated the law
@N-Word shut
Pay the court a fine of serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit
Then pay with your blood!
Waaaiiit a minute. Wasn't it them that said clapping is offenive and should be replaced with jazz hand or single hand clapping a couple of years ago?
Person: doesn't clap
Everyone in the theatre: *cocks guns and glares at them*
“Why’re you not clapping?”
“I don’t know Becky, why’d you have to cheat on your husband?”
"I'll clap when your husband divorces you, Becky"
"I'm not clapping unlike you when your husband in not home"
"Your husband is clapping for someone somewhere else becky"
Me for the first six and a half minutes:
Where vacuum.
Same
Well thanks you just saved six and a half minutes of my life
6:45 when the vacuum stuff starts
@@loodlelee4859 thanks dude
@@Tw0Dots np
Instead of sex toys, charlie is going to buy a whole garage of vacuums
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! aw a bot
k
what's the difference
@@djwgro aw a human
@@michaelh.1262 aw an idiot
pov: you're dirt and the bissel powerforce is sucking you up
Found you in the newest comment
@@AxxLAfriku thats just the stupidest thing I've read in awhile
cark morment
Eyy found u
When did Cark get verified lol
The true reason Gade didn't clap was because the only time claps is when he's clapping your checks
Oh
Sorry for clappin your cheeks
@N-Word to much power here
*claps checks*
WOO HOO PAY DAY
Thank you garlic bread
Never really looked at this Charlie’s channel before
Holy sht was I missing out, I stumbled upon gold
Been binge watching all day lol
Just remember, better late than never
More gold my man
I tried to link his twitch but it gets deleted
But chek out his twitch
Welcome to the club.
I remember how mad i was that i had just found charlies content, almost pissed at youtube for ‘hiding’ this gold from me until i found the channel lmao. Literally congrats 💀👍🏻
Bad acting is the bread and butter of youtube. Love it
@Wutaii1 Nostalgia Hey there don't worry about the people who shot on you for commenting on videos. Just chill!
By
I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!
@• I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! Watermelon bad strawberry punch candle peace
That default profile pic man....
@• I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! !
I think the bot malfunctioned and is now commenting on every video
I recognize your profile
Your profile pic gives me ptsd
This man has made me obsessed with dumpster trucks, laundry machines, and vacuums, and I have to thank him.
Don’t forget about toilets. Never forget about the toilets.
@@bisbeegreen1554 Don’t worry, I would never forget
And the yugioh cards
and sex toys
There truly is to many to count.
imagine being in bed with somebody and they say "vacuums are my new fetish" and pulls out MOOSOO Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, Featuring Smart Sensor Tech, Powerful Stick Vacuum with Multi-Cone Cyclone. Over 40 Minutes Runtime with Efficient Brushless Motor for Deep Cleaning Carpet Pet.
imagine being in bed with somebody tf
I'd be so turned on.
@N-Word n-word funi so funi hahahahahha😂😂😂
what the fuck are those comments, dont click on them or anything
@@ritawant1063 no way you are actually a person?
Anybody notice he had “vaginal yeast yogurt” in his search history
I read the title as: “vacuums are my new flesh”
I was worried charlie was starting to become something else
Introducing the Penguinz0 vacbot with extendo suction technology! The world's first Android vacuum with top of the line performance!
*AND ITS AN ANDROID!*
“Clapping didn’t exist in Jesus’ time”.. only Charlie would know
@J Dude lol FIRE
Only Charlie? B r u h
@@nachoman5910 Jesus people are calling me unfunny what should I do, also why did you take my pet fish away Jesus why! pls tell me she is resting well up there
@@MtnDew4828 duuude she is funny, uhhh, about the school thing, tell them a joke and make them go unconscious from laughter so they can’t call you unfunny.
@@nachoman5910 Ok thank you Jesus
The Penguinz0 fetish story so far chronologically:
Dildos --> Clowns ---> Washing Machines --> Toilets --> Cardboard --> Garbage Trucks --> Vacuums
Edit: Forgot Washing Machine and Toilets, I'm clearly a Critikal knowledge rookie.
Forgetting washing machines and toilets but its fine I guess
@@oohFrittata yeah was about to say he forgot toilets, a real amateur
@@oohFrittata Very true, I completely forgot about those vids!
You forgot feet
Soon, everything will be a fetish
i am finally early, here before keanu reeves and jesus jokes
@N-Word pog
@N-Word do it right now
That is prime time
Shrek times
@supa hot fire! ur nasty but ok
Almost my entire childhood all I cared about was vacuums... Everyone in my family thought I was going to sell vacuums for a living. Fun times.
Seeing the vacuuming gives me very deep nostalgia of a thanksgiving at my aunts place 8 years ago
charlie: what do you mean
guy on show: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻
Lyk
What do you mean
What do you mean
What do you mean
What do you mean
this man help's my depression and anxiety
edward reid: almost kill depression and anxiety
this man: helps depression and anxiety
"All that Peter delivered was damaged goods and broken promises"
Charlie: Nice one Peter
Jd
Eh
It’s convenient that the guy with over 10 vacuums just sitting in a room has the cleanest carpet I’ve ever seen.
There will never be a more intriguing title for a video
The way he pronounced “Hosea” killed me
Bd
Man Rita is quite into you, better open her canal!
@@Rodario10TUNISIAN which one?
@@rordongamsey3057 It was a bot
Aw man, I thought you had discovered those hilarious "housekeeping tips" videos that always have some girl with a suspicious tendency to constantly casually strike poses like a JoJo character.
I am in need of a link to this
@@kingkrampis840
I'm also in need of a link
Thread sub
@@pluto3194 I was exaggerating just a bit, sorry. They're just these videos like "10 clean bed sheet tips" but it's a girl moving and posing vaguely erotically while giving the tips. They are definitely the sort of thing Charlie would get a laugh or two out of, though. Would expect solid wordplay material if he ever saw any.
Sometimes his fetishes are too wild and wacky for human understanding.
yeah
His Fetishes are like those HP Lovecraft Stories - - - Not meant to be seen by Humans or they’ll go insane from inability to Comprehend
He just says the most bizarre things with a straight face & it gets me every time.
My dad has a 1997 Kirby vacuum. He refuses to get rid of that 20 pound burden because “it still has good suction”
Back in the 60s and 70s, Sears and those old manufacturers made quality stuff with real metal replaceable parts. Charlie just hasn't figured out the idea of antiques yet lol
me now wondering if there's antique dildos
"Why is it so sad? Because it came from Sears" beautifully said charlie.
@@ritawant1063 the bot has evolved, it’s speaking
@@radial9472 Don't acknowledge it. Report and ignore, lest it grows stronger
Charlie is too young to know how lit Sears was in the 90's. They had a section where you could play video games and I remember rocking some SNES Toy Story in Sears when I was little.
"OK BOOMER"
RIP Sears
When i was a kid i would stay up till fucking 3 am watching vacuum infomercials with my father. The Rug Doctor was always my favorite
Apparently vacuums are designed to be loud on purpose because people associate the noise level with performance. They tried releasing quiet vacuums and even though they worked just as well as louder models people didn’t like them because they didn’t make the “vacuum noise” and assumed they didn’t work very well.
Critical: *posts a video*
My strange addictions: “yo this guy could be our whole season”
@@iwantsexseemyvideo464 what
When I was 3 years old I was obsessed with vacuums. For like 3 years. I got my dad laid because I asked a waitress at this diner if I could go home with her to use her vacuum cleaner and my dad tried to explain this and instead he got her number.
Dirt Devil, bro. Dirt Devil.
@N-Word no one asked
Oh you’re a vacuum cleaner fan? Name of three of their albums
@@cecilyerker Dirty Secrets, Call of the Dust, and Vacuum Cleaner (self titled). Dirty Secrets has to be my fav
Lol was your dad in a relationship with your mom when that happened like wtf
Well aren't you sly.
My boy Charlie looking at our vacuum community. Best day of my life.
Více
Se d
Gibbon
My father installed a garage door opener in 1974 and 46 years later it's still working. Every time I open it, I expect it to break and won't walk under the moving door until it's all the way up.
Man, hearing my country's name in your video was really charming. I am proud of that dude Evaldas. That was a 3iq move that turned into 200iq strategy.
The look the girl is giving on the left is identical to the looks women give me when I take my shirt off at the beach 3:18
@Red was not The Imposter Facts
@N-Word yooo
Kxk
@alascow nah robots don’t have feelings.
"Clapping didn't exist in Jesus' time"
- *Jesus himself*
This is why the bots targeted u, your comment is shitty
I love how there are 3 different bots with the same pfp
@@iwantsexseemyvideo33 hahaha you’re so desperate
Haha 😐
Clapping actually did exist then
"Vacuums are my new fetish" Aren't there a few hospitals with patients that winded up there because of that SPECIFIC fetish?
@J Dude can you like stop putting these links everywhere??
@@kokorokitty1185 Just report spam when you see it, there's no point trying to talk to them
What
That puts image's in my head that I don't want in my head.
"Which one would Jesus take?"
Charlie: I'm glad you asked
No one:
16yr old white girls: WhY dIdN't YoU cLaP
I hate this whole sentence
the women in the video are not 16 year old girls, those are grown women. why you dragging teenagers into this
Fun story: James Dyson lost his family trying to make the worlds greatest vacuum. Now he's a Billionaire. Point is, never stop chasing your dreams (LOL)
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 just report it guys
7:47 I can smell the carpet in the air from hearing this sound...
Person: doesnt clap
"DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!"
Hubbub
Gib
As an Australian i cannot believe Charlie actually watches ACA 😂
Gade didn’t need to clap due to his over abundance of exaggerated swagger.
Vacuum enthusiast here and I just wanted to say, holy cow.
My fetish is when people mention F-Zero GX.
Db
F-Zero GX
I said it
F-zero X ---> F-zero GX
I would tell you a vacuum joke, but they always suck
KiriTUBE looks better than this tube
well that sucks
@N-Word report the loser
It took me an hour to understand this.
A whole hour looking at this comment...
I used to sell Kirby's vacuums. Was my second job. They really haven't changed much. My department had every generation on display
You really just have to imagine just how fucking clean that guys carpet has to be
He officially has done it, he can make us watch anything. I just wasted the last 8 mins of my life watching a 21 year old man watch videos about vacuums. Cant say Im not satisfied
Theirs still 4 minutes left.
Sears catalogue was the poor man's Playboy of its time
Underrated comment, well said sir 👏👏👏👏💐
“Jesus didn’t like that non-narrow vacuum”
scammers that scammed big companies by the most basic stuff don't deserve to be jailed
Can we just acknowledge that the video actually has a fade-out at the end, and doesn't just abruptly pause?
I don't know how I feel about this.
among us lobbies randomly accusing somebody: 0:43
My brother when Sears was closing. “I am going to miss Sears they have so much interesting stuff!” Me: You had to wait for it to go out of business to be able to afford anything!
CHARLIE IS A JEDI: 0:53
Nothing more satisfying than watching someone shampoo a carpet that is really dirty.
When I was in the Air Force we had Sanitare Commercial upright vacuums. They were very similar to the 1978 Kirbys.
Redditors: oh nO hEs adDicTed tO vacuUmS
VaCUM
The Fist Thing that i thinked when i saw the tittle was: HOW?
The second thing was: Why?
The third thing was: Can i Join too?
Charlie is making me now have these fetishes, the dumpster trucks, vacuums, what’s next 😂
mtndew
Next up: Construction vehicles
I'm sorry you got blasted by the spam accounts, rip.
Treadmills
@@MtnDew4828 I respect your work
I knew one day a hero would be slew, one who would figure out how to make all the vacuums work as one.
i sit and smoke the dankest while watching you, thank you for blessing to my eyes
"If you clapped for jesus when he was around he'd get scared" -jesus 2020
The content we want: this
The content we get: this
I'm Lithuanian 5:40 makes me feel embarrassed in my country. Tf is wrong with us :D
Edit: Nvm if Charlie supports him, I might aswell heh.
@@clowncrows yeah indeed 😂😂
so here I am, millions of years of evolution, watching a guy watching vacuum cleaners going back and forth.
I love how the appliance videos all have tens of thousands of views
I went through this fetish when I went to see if the one that was on sale was worth it.
Just when we thought his Pokemon addiction was bad enough, vacuums come along and drop their chocolate starfish on all of our hopes.
Is that the vacuum cleaner hoarder kid all grown up
I recommend the Bissel Crosswave, amazing twin action of brushed and vaccuuming ! it's out of this world!
That first vacuum was litterally the one I've had for about my whole life until about a month ago
I lost it when you started talking about the Sears catalog. That was literally the first jerk material I ever had access to. They would send my mom the bra and underwear one and it got the job done.
BOOMER COOMER
I reqiere a tier list of vacuums
I second this
0:22 Did he seriously just refer to himself in the third person?
It’s def mad lit waking up every morning, looking in the mirror, and remembering your Jesus
vacuum guy reminds me of my mums work friend, her son loved vacuums and it was really nice, he was really sweet :)
Finally someone who has remotely similar taste to me, it’s a good day to be me 😉
weirdooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@@MtnDew4828 don’t ask
Actually Clapping was mentioned in the Bible in the Book of Kings before the birth of Christ. UWU
😐
k
*just gonna add that one to the list*
@N-Word ok
I got chills when the Bissell turned on
10:07 memories of the brave little toaster came flooding back. Herbie!
this is like that episode of American Dad where stan chooses all of the fetishes
Joke of the day:
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
*anyone can roast chicken*
You can pee in soup
Me and my inferior brain:
*[e r r o r 4 0 4]*
@N-Word i post jokes hard in mine
Charlie no.
Charlie yes.
Yes Charlie.
Charlie maybe
Not even lying, I was scared of my grandmother's Kirby vacuum when I was a kid.
Am I the only one who got an ad for a vacuum before the vid started
Charlie “Who makes these movies...And why”. I ask you why not.
Hugo
Charlie has had so many fetishes by now he's becoming a fetish master
11:17 that garage looks like WallE's home
That first minute feels like real life imposter, and everyone just jumping on the smallest thing
anyone else noticed Charlie waits until midnight to make these videos