Vacuums Are My New Fetish

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  • @lukeeldridge9514
    @lukeeldridge9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3172

    As an Australian, the fact that this man watches current affair as a meme, makes me love him even more

    • @sweetl3mon223
      @sweetl3mon223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Aussies together strong

    • @lukeeldridge9514
      @lukeeldridge9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@sweetl3mon223 except for the media, government and pretty much anyone that lives in Melbourne

    • @alephomega6472
      @alephomega6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lukeeldridge9514 Fuck Melbourne especially those that live in Fitzroy and Brunswick

    • @noahpaulette1490
      @noahpaulette1490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@lukeeldridge9514 rip victoria as well. Feel bad it's pretty much Chinese level prison state.

    • @lukeeldridge9514
      @lukeeldridge9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@noahpaulette1490 yeah luckily I live in the middle of nowhere in vic. But even still we have to wear masks, like who the fuck has rona in dundonnell😂

  • @deltora1828
    @deltora1828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5212

    My dad owns a vacuum shop so I'll be judging Charlie very harshly.

    • @cheyannebuchanan4118
      @cheyannebuchanan4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @N-Word its the fact that you arent even funny....

    • @chimp_son3184
      @chimp_son3184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Your dad is the identity eraser from breaking bad

    • @Javi_Lacking
      @Javi_Lacking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Deltora I have my own vacuum repair business so I'll be judging him even more harshly.

    • @tupadrelo3497
      @tupadrelo3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! no

    • @willyum6397
      @willyum6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yooo my younger brother has a vacuum collection of 60

  • @thisrandomnoob1673
    @thisrandomnoob1673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2496

    Person: doesn’t clap
    Stop, you’ve violated the law

    • @brotherismad
      @brotherismad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @N-Word shut

    • @piersonmcwayne1136
      @piersonmcwayne1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pay the court a fine of serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit

    • @Link3114
      @Link3114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then pay with your blood!

    • @Pops6185
      @Pops6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Waaaiiit a minute. Wasn't it them that said clapping is offenive and should be replaced with jazz hand or single hand clapping a couple of years ago?

    • @lockerbuddy2039
      @lockerbuddy2039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Person: doesn't clap
      Everyone in the theatre: *cocks guns and glares at them*

  • @user-gk5vw4in8w
    @user-gk5vw4in8w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    “Why’re you not clapping?”
    “I don’t know Becky, why’d you have to cheat on your husband?”

    • @snakeking5009
      @snakeking5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "I'll clap when your husband divorces you, Becky"

    • @gdsonsow
      @gdsonsow ปีที่แล้ว

      "I'm not clapping unlike you when your husband in not home"

    • @Professionalfrenchfry221
      @Professionalfrenchfry221 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Your husband is clapping for someone somewhere else becky"

  • @elongatedsedation324
    @elongatedsedation324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Me for the first six and a half minutes:
    Where vacuum.

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @hrushikesh708
      @hrushikesh708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well thanks you just saved six and a half minutes of my life

    • @loodlelee4859
      @loodlelee4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      6:45 when the vacuum stuff starts

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@loodlelee4859 thanks dude

    • @loodlelee4859
      @loodlelee4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tw0Dots np

  • @Tripleblyet
    @Tripleblyet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3196

    Instead of sex toys, charlie is going to buy a whole garage of vacuums

    • @djwgro
      @djwgro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! aw a bot

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      k

    • @WangFire
      @WangFire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      what's the difference

    • @michaelh.1262
      @michaelh.1262 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djwgro aw a human

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaelh.1262 aw an idiot

  • @cark_irl
    @cark_irl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    pov: you're dirt and the bissel powerforce is sucking you up

    • @bluevirus122
      @bluevirus122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Found you in the newest comment

    • @scottyhaines4226
      @scottyhaines4226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@AxxLAfriku thats just the stupidest thing I've read in awhile

    • @coffeemakerbottomcracked
      @coffeemakerbottomcracked 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cark morment

    • @xm3_s483
      @xm3_s483 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eyy found u

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When did Cark get verified lol

  • @garlicbread1811
    @garlicbread1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    The true reason Gade didn't clap was because the only time claps is when he's clapping your checks

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh

    • @Kampfer740
      @Kampfer740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sorry for clappin your cheeks

    • @garlicbread1811
      @garlicbread1811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @N-Word to much power here

    • @yashironene7904
      @yashironene7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *claps checks*
      WOO HOO PAY DAY

    • @TheRenaeKate
      @TheRenaeKate 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you garlic bread

  • @LubedLightsaber
    @LubedLightsaber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Never really looked at this Charlie’s channel before
    Holy sht was I missing out, I stumbled upon gold
    Been binge watching all day lol

    • @rummanadib4941
      @rummanadib4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just remember, better late than never

    • @cybersentient4758
      @cybersentient4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More gold my man
      I tried to link his twitch but it gets deleted
      But chek out his twitch

    • @mariovsspongebob56536
      @mariovsspongebob56536 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome to the club.

    • @mariepayann
      @mariepayann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember how mad i was that i had just found charlies content, almost pissed at youtube for ‘hiding’ this gold from me until i found the channel lmao. Literally congrats 💀👍🏻

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Bad acting is the bread and butter of youtube. Love it

    • @anatomysucks123
      @anatomysucks123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wutaii1 Nostalgia Hey there don't worry about the people who shot on you for commenting on videos. Just chill!

    • @ritawant1063
      @ritawant1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      By

  • @RandyCivilized
    @RandyCivilized 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    I SAID DON'T DISTURB ME WHILE I'M CLEANING MY ROOM!

    • @OddTwenty1
      @OddTwenty1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @• I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! Watermelon bad strawberry punch candle peace

    • @bladewagon5230
      @bladewagon5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That default profile pic man....

    • @toomanyeyesjoe1438
      @toomanyeyesjoe1438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @• I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! !
      I think the bot malfunctioned and is now commenting on every video

    • @amanofculture434
      @amanofculture434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recognize your profile

    • @circular570
      @circular570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your profile pic gives me ptsd

  • @mhbelfield
    @mhbelfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    This man has made me obsessed with dumpster trucks, laundry machines, and vacuums, and I have to thank him.

    • @bisbeegreen1554
      @bisbeegreen1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Don’t forget about toilets. Never forget about the toilets.

    • @mhbelfield
      @mhbelfield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bisbeegreen1554 Don’t worry, I would never forget

    • @Ilikepats
      @Ilikepats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the yugioh cards

    • @hullywully
      @hullywully 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and sex toys

    • @bisbeegreen1554
      @bisbeegreen1554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There truly is to many to count.

  • @Nightwing_Meh
    @Nightwing_Meh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    imagine being in bed with somebody and they say "vacuums are my new fetish" and pulls out MOOSOO Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, Featuring Smart Sensor Tech, Powerful Stick Vacuum with Multi-Cone Cyclone. Over 40 Minutes Runtime with Efficient Brushless Motor for Deep Cleaning Carpet Pet.

    • @hellomf568
      @hellomf568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      imagine being in bed with somebody tf

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be so turned on.

    • @keylutsh
      @keylutsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @N-Word n-word funi so funi hahahahahha😂😂😂

    • @Nightwing_Meh
      @Nightwing_Meh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what the fuck are those comments, dont click on them or anything

    • @version1_gaming
      @version1_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ritawant1063 no way you are actually a person?

  • @ethanjabbari7640
    @ethanjabbari7640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Anybody notice he had “vaginal yeast yogurt” in his search history

  • @chimpmilk
    @chimpmilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I read the title as: “vacuums are my new flesh”
    I was worried charlie was starting to become something else

    • @Butterfly-uv5ye
      @Butterfly-uv5ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Introducing the Penguinz0 vacbot with extendo suction technology! The world's first Android vacuum with top of the line performance!
      *AND ITS AN ANDROID!*

  • @lynnmichelle7969
    @lynnmichelle7969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    “Clapping didn’t exist in Jesus’ time”.. only Charlie would know

    • @Black-vo2tv
      @Black-vo2tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @J Dude lol FIRE

    • @nachoman5910
      @nachoman5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Only Charlie? B r u h

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nachoman5910 Jesus people are calling me unfunny what should I do, also why did you take my pet fish away Jesus why! pls tell me she is resting well up there

    • @nachoman5910
      @nachoman5910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MtnDew4828 duuude she is funny, uhhh, about the school thing, tell them a joke and make them go unconscious from laughter so they can’t call you unfunny.

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nachoman5910 Ok thank you Jesus

  • @Weareonenation303
    @Weareonenation303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    The Penguinz0 fetish story so far chronologically:
    Dildos --> Clowns ---> Washing Machines --> Toilets --> Cardboard --> Garbage Trucks --> Vacuums
    Edit: Forgot Washing Machine and Toilets, I'm clearly a Critikal knowledge rookie.

    • @oohFrittata
      @oohFrittata 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Forgetting washing machines and toilets but its fine I guess

    • @alexanderficken9354
      @alexanderficken9354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@oohFrittata yeah was about to say he forgot toilets, a real amateur

    • @Weareonenation303
      @Weareonenation303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oohFrittata Very true, I completely forgot about those vids!

    • @coolmeransom
      @coolmeransom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot feet

    • @malguas7435
      @malguas7435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soon, everything will be a fetish

  • @Speakeazy
    @Speakeazy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2907

    i am finally early, here before keanu reeves and jesus jokes

  • @ChronicKush
    @ChronicKush 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Almost my entire childhood all I cared about was vacuums... Everyone in my family thought I was going to sell vacuums for a living. Fun times.

  • @FakeShowsRiff
    @FakeShowsRiff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seeing the vacuuming gives me very deep nostalgia of a thanksgiving at my aunts place 8 years ago

  • @juliamendiolala
    @juliamendiolala 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    charlie: what do you mean
    guy on show: 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻

  • @Abigart69
    @Abigart69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    this man help's my depression and anxiety

    • @richraichu1370
      @richraichu1370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      edward reid: almost kill depression and anxiety
      this man: helps depression and anxiety

  • @samuelwatson1445
    @samuelwatson1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "All that Peter delivered was damaged goods and broken promises"
    Charlie: Nice one Peter

  • @bees4330
    @bees4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s convenient that the guy with over 10 vacuums just sitting in a room has the cleanest carpet I’ve ever seen.

  • @GooRayGaming
    @GooRayGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There will never be a more intriguing title for a video

  • @frederickgillett6221
    @frederickgillett6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The way he pronounced “Hosea” killed me

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Aw man, I thought you had discovered those hilarious "housekeeping tips" videos that always have some girl with a suspicious tendency to constantly casually strike poses like a JoJo character.

    • @kingkrampis840
      @kingkrampis840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am in need of a link to this

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kingkrampis840
      I'm also in need of a link

    • @heyryanisonx3141
      @heyryanisonx3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thread sub

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pluto3194 I was exaggerating just a bit, sorry. They're just these videos like "10 clean bed sheet tips" but it's a girl moving and posing vaguely erotically while giving the tips. They are definitely the sort of thing Charlie would get a laugh or two out of, though. Would expect solid wordplay material if he ever saw any.

  • @preston6088
    @preston6088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Sometimes his fetishes are too wild and wacky for human understanding.

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His Fetishes are like those HP Lovecraft Stories - - - Not meant to be seen by Humans or they’ll go insane from inability to Comprehend

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He just says the most bizarre things with a straight face & it gets me every time.

  • @ThanosTheManos
    @ThanosTheManos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad has a 1997 Kirby vacuum. He refuses to get rid of that 20 pound burden because “it still has good suction”

  • @Hogiewan1
    @Hogiewan1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Back in the 60s and 70s, Sears and those old manufacturers made quality stuff with real metal replaceable parts. Charlie just hasn't figured out the idea of antiques yet lol

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me now wondering if there's antique dildos

  • @Lb-jk3nw
    @Lb-jk3nw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Why is it so sad? Because it came from Sears" beautifully said charlie.

    • @radial9472
      @radial9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ritawant1063 the bot has evolved, it’s speaking

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radial9472 Don't acknowledge it. Report and ignore, lest it grows stronger

  • @MisterBigBlunts
    @MisterBigBlunts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Charlie is too young to know how lit Sears was in the 90's. They had a section where you could play video games and I remember rocking some SNES Toy Story in Sears when I was little.

    • @mave2789
      @mave2789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "OK BOOMER"

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP Sears

  • @deadmemescentral28
    @deadmemescentral28 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When i was a kid i would stay up till fucking 3 am watching vacuum infomercials with my father. The Rug Doctor was always my favorite

  • @snowdaysrule
    @snowdaysrule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Apparently vacuums are designed to be loud on purpose because people associate the noise level with performance. They tried releasing quiet vacuums and even though they worked just as well as louder models people didn’t like them because they didn’t make the “vacuum noise” and assumed they didn’t work very well.

  • @samaulakh5364
    @samaulakh5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Critical: *posts a video*
    My strange addictions: “yo this guy could be our whole season”

    • @samaulakh5364
      @samaulakh5364 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo464 what

  • @kolbykauffman4180
    @kolbykauffman4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    When I was 3 years old I was obsessed with vacuums. For like 3 years. I got my dad laid because I asked a waitress at this diner if I could go home with her to use her vacuum cleaner and my dad tried to explain this and instead he got her number.
    Dirt Devil, bro. Dirt Devil.

    • @ShadowHawk24Real
      @ShadowHawk24Real 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @N-Word no one asked

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh you’re a vacuum cleaner fan? Name of three of their albums

    • @sinodanotsnhoj625
      @sinodanotsnhoj625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cecilyerker Dirty Secrets, Call of the Dust, and Vacuum Cleaner (self titled). Dirty Secrets has to be my fav

    • @srdjanrikic978
      @srdjanrikic978 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol was your dad in a relationship with your mom when that happened like wtf

    • @Butterfly-uv5ye
      @Butterfly-uv5ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well aren't you sly.

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My boy Charlie looking at our vacuum community. Best day of my life.

  • @BOTzerker
    @BOTzerker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My father installed a garage door opener in 1974 and 46 years later it's still working. Every time I open it, I expect it to break and won't walk under the moving door until it's all the way up.

  • @dogeyes7498
    @dogeyes7498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, hearing my country's name in your video was really charming. I am proud of that dude Evaldas. That was a 3iq move that turned into 200iq strategy.

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    The look the girl is giving on the left is identical to the looks women give me when I take my shirt off at the beach 3:18

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "Clapping didn't exist in Jesus' time"
    - *Jesus himself*

    • @ad4ch1_
      @ad4ch1_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is why the bots targeted u, your comment is shitty

    • @thefoochie2118
      @thefoochie2118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how there are 3 different bots with the same pfp

    • @robloxmanface1
      @robloxmanface1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo33 hahaha you’re so desperate

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha 😐

    • @deadbody408
      @deadbody408 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clapping actually did exist then

  • @AgentAnime95
    @AgentAnime95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "Vacuums are my new fetish" Aren't there a few hospitals with patients that winded up there because of that SPECIFIC fetish?

    • @kokorokitty1185
      @kokorokitty1185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @J Dude can you like stop putting these links everywhere??

    • @Toksyuryel
      @Toksyuryel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kokorokitty1185 Just report spam when you see it, there's no point trying to talk to them

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @Butterfly-uv5ye
      @Butterfly-uv5ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That puts image's in my head that I don't want in my head.

  • @Max-he3ji
    @Max-he3ji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Which one would Jesus take?"
    Charlie: I'm glad you asked

  • @slightlysexualrosay4303
    @slightlysexualrosay4303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    No one:
    16yr old white girls: WhY dIdN't YoU cLaP

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate this whole sentence

    • @sunny-gt7qw
      @sunny-gt7qw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      the women in the video are not 16 year old girls, those are grown women. why you dragging teenagers into this

  • @thephilosopher7173
    @thephilosopher7173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fun story: James Dyson lost his family trying to make the worlds greatest vacuum. Now he's a Billionaire. Point is, never stop chasing your dreams (LOL)

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 just report it guys

  • @supergenius6256
    @supergenius6256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:47 I can smell the carpet in the air from hearing this sound...

  • @someguyontheinternet6635
    @someguyontheinternet6635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Person: doesnt clap
    "DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW!"

  • @shoxggz645
    @shoxggz645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As an Australian i cannot believe Charlie actually watches ACA 😂

  • @StacksWopoPlug
    @StacksWopoPlug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gade didn’t need to clap due to his over abundance of exaggerated swagger.

  • @Myllers.
    @Myllers. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Vacuum enthusiast here and I just wanted to say, holy cow.

  • @aeri6285
    @aeri6285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My fetish is when people mention F-Zero GX.

    • @ritawant1063
      @ritawant1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Db

    • @ids_07
      @ids_07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F-Zero GX
      I said it

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F-zero X ---> F-zero GX

  • @KiriTUBEE
    @KiriTUBEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I would tell you a vacuum joke, but they always suck

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      KiriTUBE looks better than this tube

    • @skylancerALT
      @skylancerALT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well that sucks

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @N-Word report the loser

    • @Butterfly-uv5ye
      @Butterfly-uv5ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It took me an hour to understand this.
      A whole hour looking at this comment...

  • @crazycoffee
    @crazycoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to sell Kirby's vacuums. Was my second job. They really haven't changed much. My department had every generation on display

  • @blepbadatgames
    @blepbadatgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You really just have to imagine just how fucking clean that guys carpet has to be

  • @sha6master
    @sha6master 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He officially has done it, he can make us watch anything. I just wasted the last 8 mins of my life watching a 21 year old man watch videos about vacuums. Cant say Im not satisfied

  • @MilanNikolic96
    @MilanNikolic96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sears catalogue was the poor man's Playboy of its time

    • @cassierichter7793
      @cassierichter7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment, well said sir 👏👏👏👏💐

  • @CartierCasey
    @CartierCasey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Jesus didn’t like that non-narrow vacuum”

  • @destroymarq
    @destroymarq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    scammers that scammed big companies by the most basic stuff don't deserve to be jailed

  • @noornasri5753
    @noornasri5753 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we just acknowledge that the video actually has a fade-out at the end, and doesn't just abruptly pause?
    I don't know how I feel about this.

  • @Xavier-pq7vo
    @Xavier-pq7vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    among us lobbies randomly accusing somebody: 0:43

  • @MDobri-sy1ce
    @MDobri-sy1ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My brother when Sears was closing. “I am going to miss Sears they have so much interesting stuff!” Me: You had to wait for it to go out of business to be able to afford anything!

  • @supersolomob422
    @supersolomob422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    CHARLIE IS A JEDI: 0:53

  • @Slowther87
    @Slowther87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nothing more satisfying than watching someone shampoo a carpet that is really dirty.

  • @mlpman246
    @mlpman246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I was in the Air Force we had Sanitare Commercial upright vacuums. They were very similar to the 1978 Kirbys.

  • @bige9856
    @bige9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Redditors: oh nO hEs adDicTed tO vacuUmS

  • @poyomano5792
    @poyomano5792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Fist Thing that i thinked when i saw the tittle was: HOW?
    The second thing was: Why?
    The third thing was: Can i Join too?

  • @shahid3862
    @shahid3862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Charlie is making me now have these fetishes, the dumpster trucks, vacuums, what’s next 😂

  • @jamesburke9651
    @jamesburke9651 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew one day a hero would be slew, one who would figure out how to make all the vacuums work as one.

  • @yahweh8957
    @yahweh8957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i sit and smoke the dankest while watching you, thank you for blessing to my eyes

  • @frezomereseraphim9164
    @frezomereseraphim9164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "If you clapped for jesus when he was around he'd get scared" -jesus 2020

  • @sp-des60yearsago37
    @sp-des60yearsago37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The content we want: this
    The content we get: this

  • @IrmantasR
    @IrmantasR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm Lithuanian 5:40 makes me feel embarrassed in my country. Tf is wrong with us :D
    Edit: Nvm if Charlie supports him, I might aswell heh.

    • @IrmantasR
      @IrmantasR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clowncrows yeah indeed 😂😂

  • @raembes
    @raembes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    so here I am, millions of years of evolution, watching a guy watching vacuum cleaners going back and forth.

  • @TV-8-301
    @TV-8-301 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how the appliance videos all have tens of thousands of views

  • @PistolShrimpPimp
    @PistolShrimpPimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I went through this fetish when I went to see if the one that was on sale was worth it.

  • @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187
    @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just when we thought his Pokemon addiction was bad enough, vacuums come along and drop their chocolate starfish on all of our hopes.

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is that the vacuum cleaner hoarder kid all grown up

  • @julianstrauss3843
    @julianstrauss3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recommend the Bissel Crosswave, amazing twin action of brushed and vaccuuming ! it's out of this world!

  • @izelangel06
    @izelangel06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That first vacuum was litterally the one I've had for about my whole life until about a month ago

  • @TAKprod
    @TAKprod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I lost it when you started talking about the Sears catalog. That was literally the first jerk material I ever had access to. They would send my mom the bra and underwear one and it got the job done.

  • @mityabeyn
    @mityabeyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I reqiere a tier list of vacuums

  • @jakethebarcode
    @jakethebarcode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:22 Did he seriously just refer to himself in the third person?

  • @kirv3842
    @kirv3842 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s def mad lit waking up every morning, looking in the mirror, and remembering your Jesus

  • @sen1864
    @sen1864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    vacuum guy reminds me of my mums work friend, her son loved vacuums and it was really nice, he was really sweet :)

  • @FlatEarth69YT
    @FlatEarth69YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally someone who has remotely similar taste to me, it’s a good day to be me 😉

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      weirdooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @FlatEarth69YT
      @FlatEarth69YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MtnDew4828 don’t ask

  • @hals_inc.335
    @hals_inc.335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually Clapping was mentioned in the Bible in the Book of Kings before the birth of Christ. UWU

  • @Harry_152
    @Harry_152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *just gonna add that one to the list*

  • @aharonmoyal4905
    @aharonmoyal4905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got chills when the Bissell turned on

  • @rustyshackleford6018
    @rustyshackleford6018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:07 memories of the brave little toaster came flooding back. Herbie!

  • @toml5047
    @toml5047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is like that episode of American Dad where stan chooses all of the fetishes

  • @everydayjokes2321
    @everydayjokes2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joke of the day:
    What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
    *anyone can roast chicken*

    • @PXNCAKES69
      @PXNCAKES69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can pee in soup

    • @Scar_117
      @Scar_117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me and my inferior brain:
      *[e r r o r 4 0 4]*

    • @everydayjokes2321
      @everydayjokes2321 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @N-Word i post jokes hard in mine

  • @kiko3447
    @kiko3447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Charlie no.

  • @WiThErZ666
    @WiThErZ666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not even lying, I was scared of my grandmother's Kirby vacuum when I was a kid.

  • @nfsaddie3693
    @nfsaddie3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Am I the only one who got an ad for a vacuum before the vid started

  • @Ap0theos1s
    @Ap0theos1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Charlie “Who makes these movies...And why”. I ask you why not.

  • @er304ic9
    @er304ic9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Charlie has had so many fetishes by now he's becoming a fetish master

  • @ivy_bond
    @ivy_bond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:17 that garage looks like WallE's home

  • @kaspernordlund6828
    @kaspernordlund6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first minute feels like real life imposter, and everyone just jumping on the smallest thing

  • @Jpegamu
    @Jpegamu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone else noticed Charlie waits until midnight to make these videos