I agree with the rivers of blood vs Summons statement. I mean if summons is how you play the game that's fine, they were put in the game for you to use. What are the elitests going to do? Nothing but cry about it while you're over here winning.
Exactly this! F*** what everyone else thinks! Enjoy the game YOU paid for. Play how YOU want. Be cheesy, hardcore, or even elitist. As long as you enjoy.
For those interested in another way to save runes upon death, other than spending them, there are instances in the game where you can get something called a sacrificial twig, which you can equip in the talisman slot. You lose THIS upon death instead of runes (one time use only). Handy before and after big boss fights.
Even better, there's a crystal tear (Twiggy Cracked Tear) that has the same effect as the sacrificial twig and can be used in the flask of Wondrous Physick. Infinitely reusable, although it only lasts 3 minutes and then you have to recharge it at a site of grace, so time it wisely.
My wife (not into video games at all) says "you have way too much patience for this game". She gets frustrated just watching me die. I don't know, I put such low expectations on myself playing FromSouls games that I actually enjoy dying 30, 40, 80 times to a boss. 13 years into their games and I haven't improved! One of the most endearing aspects of the bosses is that "understanding" that seemingly comes out of nowhere and all at once...their 1st, 2nd phase movesets, how cool they look and move, their ebb and flow. Walking through that fog gate one last time, supremely confident and slowly sauntering up to that Miranda Bloom is the best feeling ever 😅😅😅
12:38 This is the hardest fight in the game to date. I get pissed AF seeing some of these players beat and piss on these guys (the duo) like they are nothing. At least she felt the same thing I felt when I got through. Man. Because of these two, I'm never doing another Elden Ring play-through, ever, in my life. Thank you very much, lol.
So about Malenias kick. In phase 2, malenia has 2 kicks. 1 is a running kick that extends into a combo. She is always in motion with this kick and that's what killed the streamer. The second kick, and the one he thought he was punishing, is a counter kick. She does it stationary as a counter and when it ends she just stares at you for a second giving time for a hit. The stationary counter kick also is never followed up with anything it's one of her safest and most common openings in phase 2.
This is not true at all. The double slice finisher that killed the guy is a combo ender she can do at the end of almost all of her attacks. It triggers based on proximitty of the player to her after an attack is finished. If the player is close she follows up with the double slice.
MUST KNOW FOR NEWER PLAYERS: There are two items that stop rune loss. 1. A talisman (Sacrificial Twig) deleted upon death instead of rune loss. Best used to explore new or hard areas. 2. A Physique Tear (Twiggy Cracked Tear) that lasts 3 minutes, but is technically infinite, just rest at a site of grace to replenish flasks. Best to use to retrieve runes from a boss room, dungeon, failed invasion, etc. Enjoy the higher levels!
They wanted to give you a challenge. Getting down there isn't hard once you get used to it. Elden Ring isn't the first game where you have to think about what you need to do before you do it.
Especially when it first came out and got updated, it had so many problems, especially for the PS4 version. The horse that you ride on couldn’t function properly, new weapons and outfits weren’t in any treasure chests, keys that you need to unlock levels did not exist, upgrading your character’s stats, weapons, and stuff each cost so much. Must I remind you, I paid $60 for the PS4 version because I didn’t have a PS5. Months later after everything got updated, I updated the PS4 version game into the PS5 version and guess how much THAT cost? Another $60 instead of showing them proof that I already purchased this game, AKA not giving me a discount or something. So $120 I paid for problems and updates, and somehow this won Game Of The Year and beat God of War: Ragnarok? I thought the voting pole got rigged or something because I was laughing in disbelief because of how ridiculous the programming of this game was. So my book, God of War: Ragnarok is the Game Of The Year till this day, not Elden Ring. I love Miyazaki and his ideas, but screw the game creators that made this game function like this
🤣 you should look him up, his best rages and you think this is ridiculous? He has way worse anger issues. It is kinda sad, because elden ring is supposed to be fun. Not give you this type of anxiety 😥
@@IAmJordanYay I still think he is a drama queen and do all this for the views. or he is trying to create an "online persona" but is lame is annoying lol
You just have to listen to the guy, he calls himself stupid 100 times, so he actually knows it himself (and hes right ^^). In my opinion, the gaming girls with too skimpy outerwear are the ones who are not serious and ruin the gaming genre. (Please excuse my english, its not my mother tongue) ✌️
11:20 - theory of a programm like alexa (voice of google) and everytime someone say its ez or something like that, elden ring find a way to kill you without just die! miyazaki wants your soul, and he knows how to get it!
It really suprise me how do people still does not know that if you don't want to lose your souls/runes, you should just use it when you have the chance, and to be honest, that is not a big of deal at al...
Okay 1:15 was fishy as hell, could've sworn she should've at least got hit once yet her character just caught pushed and not knocked out of the animation, I don't know everything about the game but c'mon now
I still can't stop laughing about the people, who calls a channeled spell kill, a "one shot" kill... The spell gonna be channeled and hit the target several(!) Times. Not 1 Time. Even if you count it as 1, cause you press the trigger 1 time and hold it, it still can't be count as a true 1 shot, cause it don't kill it with 1 hit 🙌
His point was that the elitest, self-appointed wannabe Gate-keepers, who believe that their way of playing is the only way of playing, claim that magic, summoning, using certain weapons - I'm regularly called a 'cheating/cheesing bitch' because I dare to use a katana - are the same people who constantly run nothing but ROB and claim it's a legit, fair build... because they say so. The sooner these kids realize that no-one gives a flying f**k about their opinion, the better we'll all be. It's called, as he pointed out, utter f**king hypocrisy.
Dude lost 500k runes and gets mad...maybe don't run with that many and if it's cuz you don't wanna spend any cuz your at the right level then don't bitch cuz you aren't spending them anyways
Ok so Ive never beat elden ring hell idk what half the shit in this video is, but why I got less health and worse gear then all these mfs and they dying to bosses ive already beat like am i doing something wrong??? Im still wearing armor from wtf the soldiers in limgrave i think it’s called someone help me
One advice. Armor doesnt mean much. Vigor is all that matter. If you beated Radahn, you can buy his armor. Its very good. But like i said. It doesnt mean much, every boss can one shot you. Thats why everybody pump vigor, and then, maybe you wont be oneshoted 😂 Sad truth about Elden.
That one guy that is screaming gets more and more annoying. I get it he does it for views but that gets old real fast. Also feel bad for anyone that has to hear his yelling since it must be a daily thing.
It’s sad that people get so excited about using broken nonsensical builds. You aren’t good at the game for doing that. Being good at the game is using random balanced weapons and creating your own build, keeping your health low, not using summons. The games pretty damn easy as it is but still. There are a lot of people that without their crutches really aren’t very good lol.
using whatever is available to you in the came is not a "crutch" it's a feature. restricting yourself does not make you better, it's a single player game. if these builds were truly broken then they would've been nerfed
Raging over a video game. Woof. I get frustrated over this game, too, but I just turn it off. Some of these streamers are gonna give themselves a heart attack with how much they rage.
I love how the casual console peasants yell out shit like "YOU SEE THIS BUTTON RIGHT HERE" and hold their controller up to the camera. No pal, PC master race will always shit on you. I don't see said button, ever.
The Legend says that to this day pchooly is still rage-dying in the pit to the 3 fingers
Another legend says that Pchooly IS the Frenzied Flame
that dude has more bad beats than anyone except the porn chicks
STOOOOoooPID!
they guy is annoying af
I agree with the rivers of blood vs Summons statement. I mean if summons is how you play the game that's fine, they were put in the game for you to use. What are the elitests going to do? Nothing but cry about it while you're over here winning.
Yeah, like i’ve been using summons this whole time and it’s fine.
Exactly this! F*** what everyone else thinks! Enjoy the game YOU paid for. Play how YOU want. Be cheesy, hardcore, or even elitist. As long as you enjoy.
nobody can stop me from summoning ghostly friends
For those interested in another way to save runes upon death, other than spending them, there are instances in the game where you can get something called a sacrificial twig, which you can equip in the talisman slot. You lose THIS upon death instead of runes (one time use only). Handy before and after big boss fights.
Even better, there's a crystal tear (Twiggy Cracked Tear) that has the same effect as the sacrificial twig and can be used in the flask of Wondrous Physick. Infinitely reusable, although it only lasts 3 minutes and then you have to recharge it at a site of grace, so time it wisely.
My wife (not into video games at all) says "you have way too much patience for this game".
She gets frustrated just watching me die. I don't know, I put such low expectations on myself playing FromSouls games that I actually enjoy dying 30, 40, 80 times to a boss. 13 years into their games and I haven't improved!
One of the most endearing aspects of the bosses is that "understanding" that seemingly comes out of nowhere and all at once...their 1st, 2nd phase movesets, how cool they look and move, their ebb and flow. Walking through that fog gate one last time, supremely confident and slowly sauntering up to that Miranda Bloom is the best feeling ever 😅😅😅
12:38 This is the hardest fight in the game to date. I get pissed AF seeing some of these players beat and piss on these guys (the duo) like they are nothing. At least she felt the same thing I felt when I got through. Man. Because of these two, I'm never doing another Elden Ring play-through, ever, in my life. Thank you very much, lol.
"MELATONIN, THE BLADE OF MARKIPLIER"
500k souls guy needs therapy
“STUPID!” Lol
Bruh, I feel his pain on that cascade maze. That was painful when I first tried it.
Tbf, this guy reacts lkke this to half of the stuff he messes up. Man needs to chill out
Pchooly is the definition of "Git Gud"...
The only stupid thing in that situation is going into that area with 500K runes
Radahns 2nd phase entrance was really blowing me away haha
So about Malenias kick. In phase 2, malenia has 2 kicks. 1 is a running kick that extends into a combo. She is always in motion with this kick and that's what killed the streamer. The second kick, and the one he thought he was punishing, is a counter kick. She does it stationary as a counter and when it ends she just stares at you for a second giving time for a hit. The stationary counter kick also is never followed up with anything it's one of her safest and most common openings in phase 2.
This is not true at all. The double slice finisher that killed the guy is a combo ender she can do at the end of almost all of her attacks. It triggers based on proximitty of the player to her after an attack is finished. If the player is close she follows up with the double slice.
3:40 I had a heart attack 😮
I thought it was the wrong tab
The guy at 29:38 beat Malenia solo, no armor, no summons, with his fucking *mouth*
MUST KNOW FOR NEWER PLAYERS: There are two items that stop rune loss.
1. A talisman (Sacrificial Twig) deleted upon death instead of rune loss. Best used to explore new or hard areas.
2. A Physique Tear (Twiggy Cracked Tear) that lasts 3 minutes, but is technically infinite, just rest at a site of grace to replenish flasks. Best to use to retrieve runes from a boss room, dungeon, failed invasion, etc.
Enjoy the higher levels!
"WHY! WHY!"
because the game creators wanted to just watch you suffer as you try to get down there
They wanted to give you a challenge. Getting down there isn't hard once you get used to it. Elden Ring isn't the first game where you have to think about what you need to do before you do it.
Especially when it first came out and got updated, it had so many problems, especially for the PS4 version. The horse that you ride on couldn’t function properly, new weapons and outfits weren’t in any treasure chests, keys that you need to unlock levels did not exist, upgrading your character’s stats, weapons, and stuff each cost so much.
Must I remind you, I paid $60 for the PS4 version because I didn’t have a PS5. Months later after everything got updated, I updated the PS4 version game into the PS5 version and guess how much THAT cost? Another $60 instead of showing them proof that I already purchased this game, AKA not giving me a discount or something. So $120 I paid for problems and updates, and somehow this won Game Of The Year and beat God of War: Ragnarok?
I thought the voting pole got rigged or something because I was laughing in disbelief because of how ridiculous the programming of this game was. So my book, God of War: Ragnarok is the Game Of The Year till this day, not Elden Ring. I love Miyazaki and his ideas, but screw the game creators that made this game function like this
I won’t lie that jumping puzzle that dude lost all the runes to had me pretty heated too. I died to that more than I did to the godskin duo lol
19:28 He expected safety and got betrayal 😂😂
Why is this guy pchooly still playing this game
He complains about losing ruins when he could have spent them on levels or upgrades.
The dude's a whiney chode. The only good thing about seeing him in these videos is that he's always suffering in some way 😂
@@carsonlundgren7703 if you have 500k runes it's probably for a reason
Especially if he just calm down and looked around. There is an easier way down
I hope he’s just putting on a show
I've got 500 hours played in this game it's an absolute masterpiece of game design
11:14 happened to me the other day 😂😂 love to see it
Pooping on company time is an essential part of the employer/employee relationship.
wait... wait wait wait. 19:37 THATS BEN FROM VIVA LA DIRT LEAUGE!!!!! YESSSSSSSS LOL
Pchooly is just pissed off like his pissed meter is turned to 600%
I've lost 500k all I'ma say is he handled it better than me
The scene with the password had me rollin
Anyone can one shot with comet azur calm down
haha right....
Wow, I mean, I get angry but... All I do is murdalize the mobs that made me lose my stupid amount of runes
This Pchooly is sort of a drama queen or he does have serious issues in life. He blames the game for everything when he cleary is not good at it.
🤣 you should look him up, his best rages and you think this is ridiculous? He has way worse anger issues. It is kinda sad, because elden ring is supposed to be fun. Not give you this type of anxiety 😥
@@IAmJordanYay I still think he is a drama queen and do all this for the views. or he is trying to create an "online persona" but is lame is annoying lol
His momma still comes over and cooks his hot pockets why is life so unfair
You just have to listen to the guy, he calls himself stupid 100 times, so he actually knows it himself (and hes right ^^). In my opinion, the gaming girls with too skimpy outerwear are the ones who are not serious and ruin the gaming genre. (Please excuse my english, its not my mother tongue) ✌️
Word!
"aahhh, oh he's hard, he's so hard"
that's what she said😂😂
Can relate to 2:00 lost 90k to an unfortunate miss input
32:04 is pure gold 🤣
11:20 - theory of a programm like alexa (voice of google) and everytime someone say its ez or something like that, elden ring find a way to kill you without just die!
miyazaki wants your soul, and he knows how to get it!
It really suprise me how do people still does not know that if you don't want to lose your souls/runes, you should just use it when you have the chance, and to be honest, that is not a big of deal at al...
one weapon i have never used, with pride 🌈 is rivers of blood.
your loss, it was incredibly fun to use on release. dumbfuck elitist
Omg I didn’t know Wade played Elden Ring
I think that Pchooly guy thinks the jumps down to the Three Fingers is stupid
12:30 Words to life by
People are confusing "beating on first try" with "one-shotting him"
Is that Ben from Viva La Dirt League at 20:27? It sounds like him cursing...
Yeah, it is!
Yo why is that guy so pissed at rivers of blood ???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmfao @ that openingclip. who is that? i need some of that sense of humor in my life immediately!
3:43 I think I recognise her
Hey, hey hey, hey 😂
Bro I did the same shit as this guy at 2 minutes in. I feel his pain
Okay 1:15 was fishy as hell, could've sworn she should've at least got hit once yet her character just caught pushed and not knocked out of the animation, I don't know everything about the game but c'mon now
Is that thee Sasha Grey?
29:12 there's no greater chad
Was that a dude whipping the ball
I’m pretty sure you’re demonstrating “why”. They know talentless scrubs will be throwing legendary tantrums while streaming.
01:48 im the only one who think, he needs a therapy ? :D
Haha... nope.. but also im thinking "who´s stupid and make this jumppassage with 500k runes?" xD
@@gustavgans-tk7zi haha... yeah true story xD
Wait was that Ben from Vivadirtleague?
3:45 thats what she said
apparently people don't like parkour
Pschooly man… maybe don’t hold 500k runes lol
16:18
I'm dead xD
I still can't stop laughing about the people, who calls a channeled spell kill, a "one shot" kill...
The spell gonna be channeled and hit the target several(!) Times. Not 1 Time.
Even if you count it as 1, cause you press the trigger 1 time and hold it, it still can't be count as a true 1 shot, cause it don't kill it with 1 hit 🙌
1:10. Fuck you Dragonborn?!?
Wrong game lady.
Why can’t people just mind they business and play the game how they want and let people play how they want besides the characters doe
why is everyone using the rat blade that is moon veil?
Seeing people cry over ROB makes me smile. With all the builds that break the game they focus on ROB xD.
His point was that the elitest, self-appointed wannabe Gate-keepers, who believe that their way of playing is the only way of playing, claim that magic, summoning, using certain weapons - I'm regularly called a 'cheating/cheesing bitch' because I dare to use a katana - are the same people who constantly run nothing but ROB and claim it's a legit, fair build... because they say so. The sooner these kids realize that no-one gives a flying f**k about their opinion, the better we'll all be.
It's called, as he pointed out, utter f**king hypocrisy.
People crying over Malenia that has 2 phases and Ishin the sword saint has 4 🥴❤️
Crybaby’s
22:21 can anyone explain this to me? I don't get it
One shotted him😅😅😅
This game.... along with the other Dark Souls series is not good for my mental health. LOL!
Player worries about 500k
I ve lost millions Just by forgetting to pick them up
So sad.... rune farming is so easy
who is the streamer at 17:30? you didn't list her name but accidentally keep the previous streamers name
Thanks for the info. Will remove to avoid confusion. ^_^
@@sweepinglimelightgaming all good, i was just curious who she is tbh lol
Saltyphish took his loss better
This people should to try play bloodborne it’s will be funny 😂
so at 25 seconds....thats a man or am i being too biologic and logical?
Нельзя так на эмоциях играть
Streamers can be some of the most obnoxious people.
wait is that wade ?
wtf ?
Dude lost 500k runes and gets mad...maybe don't run with that many and if it's cuz you don't wanna spend any cuz your at the right level then don't bitch cuz you aren't spending them anyways
Not all of this is eldenring some of its sekiro witch kinda looks like it I guess but still a cool video
no.
the heck you are talking about ? did we watch the same video ?
like
Dude could have spent those 500,000 runes before doing the Madness puzzle. not the game's fault you like running around with half a million runes.
Why is pchooly running around with 500k ruins smh...
2:05 this dude needs to quit playing he is in every rage video smashing stuff and screaming, lol, Get Gud!!!
How is any of this 'best moments', bored af
Ok so Ive never beat elden ring hell idk what half the shit in this video is, but why I got less health and worse gear then all these mfs and they dying to bosses ive already beat like am i doing something wrong??? Im still wearing armor from wtf the soldiers in limgrave i think it’s called someone help me
One advice. Armor doesnt mean much. Vigor is all that matter.
If you beated Radahn, you can buy his armor. Its very good.
But like i said. It doesnt mean much, every boss can one shot you.
Thats why everybody pump vigor, and then, maybe you wont be oneshoted 😂
Sad truth about Elden.
All these poor crybaby rage players really get on my nerves!!! I hated playing with people like them!!!
That one guy that is screaming gets more and more annoying. I get it he does it for views but that gets old real fast. Also feel bad for anyone that has to hear his yelling since it must be a daily thing.
It’s sad that people get so excited about using broken nonsensical builds. You aren’t good at the game for doing that. Being good at the game is using random balanced weapons and creating your own build, keeping your health low, not using summons. The games pretty damn easy as it is but still. There are a lot of people that without their crutches really aren’t very good lol.
using whatever is available to you in the came is not a "crutch" it's a feature. restricting yourself does not make you better, it's a single player game. if these builds were truly broken then they would've been nerfed
Y r u guys always crying when you see someone using something better? I swear ppl get soo jealous like it's not available for them
Raging over a video game. Woof. I get frustrated over this game, too, but I just turn it off. Some of these streamers are gonna give themselves a heart attack with how much they rage.
500k is nothing so dont cry noob
14:44 cocky and annoying AF
All girls using and anime avatar over themselves are either fat or ugly . Maybe both .
All of the women who weren’t, were still ugly. Minus the asian one. Her voice was unattractive though.
Why are so many females playin this game ? Is this a girls game ??
I'm sorry, but what exactly is a 'girl's game'?
I love how the casual console peasants yell out shit like "YOU SEE THIS BUTTON RIGHT HERE" and hold their controller up to the camera.
No pal, PC master race will always shit on you. I don't see said button, ever.