Apple Engineer Talks About New 2016 Macbook Pro

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  • Disclaimer: I don't hate Apple - I actually made this video on my pre-2016 Macbook. In my view it was a mistake to go USB-C only.
    Tim Cook - if you see this let's go have a beer!

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  • @T30150792
    @T30150792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Today april 28th 2021, this man, Juan Joya, aka "El risitas" (literally "little laughs") died in Sevilla, Spain, at 65 years old, from complications of a chronic disease.
    Rest in Peace, thank you for the laughter, you made people happy all around the world

    • @diplodocus3
      @diplodocus3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      damn, i thought to check this video out of the blues, and you hit me with this. rip

    • @JD..........
      @JD.......... 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      holy shit, RIP old man. It sounded that way from his heavy lungs.

  • @JerryRigEverything
    @JerryRigEverything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    I love this so much.

    • @tarrasi7516
      @tarrasi7516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I see that its been more than 3 years since you left this comment but I wanted to say hi to you Jerry and I appreciate your work.

    • @janderu739
      @janderu739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @galaxynightowl3289
      @galaxynightowl3289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg
      jerry what ur doing here!!!!!

    • @artistruchita
      @artistruchita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You haven't watched the iPhone 7 video
      That is more funny

    • @elishevaX
      @elishevaX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg

  • @frankjohnson123
    @frankjohnson123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    This is the first time in 9 years of youtube I've had to pause a video because I was laughing too much.

    • @zannovak6157
      @zannovak6157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same xD

    • @davidtay9234
      @davidtay9234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I fell down from my chair

    • @MameForTube
      @MameForTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true story

    • @Nicotine46
      @Nicotine46 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      9 years? TH-cam is 11 years old. And this original video is surely as old.

    • @CuriousObserver
      @CuriousObserver 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I seriously needed to pause it when he said he was in the dongle business because I would've died of an asthma attack. NO BS

  • @sepulvedaman
    @sepulvedaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Whenever I have a bad day, I come back to this. I must have watched it 50 times. This is so freaking brilliant because so true.

  • @Jeebuus
    @Jeebuus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2030

    get rid of the keyboard and sell that as a dongle.
    I'm cracking up!

    • @professorbellorum
      @professorbellorum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Keyboard?? You're behind the times buddy, that's already packaged with the Monitor Dongle.

    • @Yokohamatyres
      @Yokohamatyres 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bro.. you want a dongle?

    • @jayl5628
      @jayl5628 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bro, do you even dongle?... (FTFY)

    • @batistaestefane
      @batistaestefane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They'll probably do it too

    • @Mukeshmiktecrep
      @Mukeshmiktecrep 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bro..... What he just said ..... remove that headphone ports as well.....
      They actually did that in iPhone 7

  • @gblargg
    @gblargg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Dongles are the hardware equivalent to DLC for software.

    • @GentlemanWiz
      @GentlemanWiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I love that people now love being treated like shit

    • @e.praveen
      @e.praveen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not really.Coz DLCs are optional whereas dongles are essential.

    • @NYCTO7
      @NYCTO7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DLCs are getting essential these days.

    • @airjay7564
      @airjay7564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that's why Apple and call of duty are basically the same

    • @RobertWeatherall
      @RobertWeatherall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yeah but in this case you need the DLCs to play parts of the original game..

  • @troyb8579
    @troyb8579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    and yet people still buy it... i dont understand

    • @assassinscreed00
      @assassinscreed00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Stupidity is a terminal disease.

    • @mrh8509
      @mrh8509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      if only

    • @shiznuts
      @shiznuts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *sheeple will buy it ;)

    • @brozzythemlgpro5392
      @brozzythemlgpro5392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      consumerism

    • @shiznuts
      @shiznuts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      more the '#sitting at Starbucks sipping my moccachocolatajaja venti late whipped with sprinkles on top while surfing on my Macbook'-fanboiiizz

  •  7 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Between 3:15 and and 3:23 I died. "YOU WANT A DONGLE?"

    • @andriusandrau
      @andriusandrau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That was the punchline- A DONGLE xD

    • @MrStarba3
      @MrStarba3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Doğan Kutbay this was the best part

    • @amanapart.
      @amanapart. 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doğan Kutbay gave that 100 like for no reason, felt weird seing that 99

    • @andriusandrau
      @andriusandrau 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Man Apart Update: it's 101 dalmatians now, excluding myself...

    • @Marco-sb9sx
      @Marco-sb9sx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fedora Doge not anymore muhahahhhah

  • @tvurk
    @tvurk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Genius, can't stop laughing! I've seen a lot of these but this might be my new favorite! The subtitles were timed perfectly and they matched the facial expressions during the talk. Great job!

    • @Dbadaing
      @Dbadaing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      fsociety not really, this one was one of more poorly timed ones I've seen but still funny

    • @jakedasoup8658
      @jakedasoup8658 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Dbadaing found the Apple fanboy

    • @bluenapalm123
      @bluenapalm123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You havent thought your arguement through.... Cancer has a survival rate..

    • @Dbadaing
      @Dbadaing 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake DaSoup Robert Jelly lol

    • @fakewalka
      @fakewalka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The one about Blizzcon was also awesome, check it out if you haven't.

  • @thomasanderson5929
    @thomasanderson5929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Apple's become such a joke, LOL. I feel sorry for anyone still buying their garbage.

    • @oscartovar5756
      @oscartovar5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thomas Anderson watch out with your explosive phone

    • @thomasanderson5929
      @thomasanderson5929 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Oscar Tovar LMAO, spotted the apple fanboy! My god, you appletards are so incredibly stupid, it's as if you think outside of iPhone only Samsung makes phones, Bahaha... moron.

    • @Rezinite
      @Rezinite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Oscar Tovar No mention of what phone he had, yet you assumed he had an Note 7 😂 There's a ton of options to choose from in the Android market

    • @oscartovar5756
      @oscartovar5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thomas Anderson Spotted the anti-apple boy who tries to bash "apple fanboys". Nice fallacy! I do not even own a iphone moron.

    • @oscartovar5756
      @oscartovar5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jr Cortez No mention of what phone I had yet he assumed i was a apple fanboy, right back at you buddy.

  • @VegasLowRoller
    @VegasLowRoller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    This is incredible. Best one of these I've seen. Genius.

  • @2inder2hundal
    @2inder2hundal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    this video works with everything

    • @jazq3
      @jazq3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rogue-Kid not really, if you speak Spanish kinda ruins it

    • @2inder2hundal
      @2inder2hundal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Korax Never thought of that. unlucky you

    • @AntonioFeregrino
      @AntonioFeregrino 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, 'm fine with that.
      I couldn't understand the guy even if I wanted to.

    • @ArashPakzad
      @ArashPakzad 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is this guy? :-)

    • @jazq3
      @jazq3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Arash Pakzad "El Risitas" I believe, which would be close to "laughy" in English.

  • @Pabolocraft89
    @Pabolocraft89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Fuck,im from Spain and i only can hear the original words.

    • @gustavodmattos
      @gustavodmattos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm from Brazil, and I can read spanish pretty well, but hearing it, another world...

    • @ojbeats3834
      @ojbeats3834 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YoSoyGodot yeah what's so funny

    • @railpressureflip
      @railpressureflip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh man link us the original video! I wanna see what he's actually talking about hahaha

    • @gulhang801
      @gulhang801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Type in youtube: Risitas - Las Paelleras that is the original video with subs

    • @railpressureflip
      @railpressureflip 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GulhanG Thanks my man!

  • @ialimijororakotoniaina3274
    @ialimijororakotoniaina3274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    We all have to admit it, Tim cook is destroying apple

    • @bolosantosi5398
      @bolosantosi5398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rakotoniaina Mijoro yep

    • @beelalakram9864
      @beelalakram9864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This video does that job

    • @jasewrangler1980
      @jasewrangler1980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Their profit margin would disagree.

    • @bolosantosi5398
      @bolosantosi5398 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jase Wrangler so? It's not like their profit margins were ever small to begin with

    • @jasewrangler1980
      @jasewrangler1980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bolo santosi
      The statement is that he's destroying the company. All that matters to a company is money and it that sense Apple is doing just fine.

  • @southeastasiagoingastray731
    @southeastasiagoingastray731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Apple is now the laughing stock of the world.

    • @AntiProtonBoy
      @AntiProtonBoy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They are also laughing all the way to the bank, because fanbois keep throwing money at them.

    • @asgeiralbretsen
      @asgeiralbretsen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apple is a genius company. The world will not change without anyone initiating change. Apple has now removed the headphone jack, to make space for a bigger battery, and a better processor. They also have space for an incredibly good camera. Wireless headphones will be the future, Apple is just one step ahead of poor consumers. They had to take the step, because noone else would have done it. This is how technology progresses, and it is how it has been done countless times before.

    • @TheKrjack
      @TheKrjack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it was the same when Apple revealed iPod touch - "who the fuck needs an iPhone that plays music and doesn't take calls?". Then everyone was laughing when Apple revealed iPad - "HAHA that's just ipod touch on steroids, who the hell needs that?". Well, several years later: ipod touch still has demand and I even owned one. Ipad is ubiquitous in the homes of different people and now businesses. Apple truly has been ahead of the game for a while and they do know what they are doing.

    • @bobmcdade5217
      @bobmcdade5217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree with you except on this occasion Apple have been premature bringing in such radical changes. The vast majority of people still use plug-in headphones and prefer attaching their devices to download/upload, for example. The new MBP would be fine if we all enjoyed the kind of broadband speeds they have in Cupertino but, again, the vast majority do not. Too much too soon.

    • @arabmoney9787
      @arabmoney9787 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except Apple products have never introduced anything new and for people that aren't old or stupid their products offer only less compatibility and functionality. Android phones offer more functionality with increasingly more power. PC machines have no parallel in the world of consumer computers in terms of cost and power. If your concerned about the UI, well both of the aforementioned things can boot to Apple operating systems. Apple is successful when their products offer convenience and ability. Back in the day this was the case but now they are offering high cost products with free inconvenience and low functionality. The insanely high price of their products does not even come close to what they are worth. High quality materials are now a standard so they can't put the cost on that, and they are made in China. Apple will soon go down a hill it can't climb back up if they continue to "push change(garbage) into the future".

  • @TheGuyWithTheSniper
    @TheGuyWithTheSniper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I used to love Apple. I would never say I was religious about them, and I certainly was never the person to buy the new thing every year, but I always felt they made solid products that were reliable and worth what you paid for.
    That isn't the case any more. Apple is destroying everything that made its product line great - simplicity. Apple customers are generally not the kinds of people that are going to be keen on dongles, adapters, and other mating accessories. Hell, most Apple customers probably aren't tech-savvy enough to know the difference between them.
    It's laughably pathetic that you can't even connect the new iPhone directly to the new MacBook Pro. How do you think it's acceptable that your own products can't directly connect to EACH OTHER? What happened to the ideal of Apple's products existing in an ecosystem?
    This is going to blow up in Apple's face as time goes on. The launch sales for the new MBP might be good, but this is going to bite Apple in the ass in the long run.

    • @nothx56g
      @nothx56g 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jacob Geertsen you are brain dead

    • @DOSputin
      @DOSputin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A long, LONG time ago, everyone needed to buy dongles. That was before computer industry standardization. Apple has come full circle,

    • @iAmTheSquidThing
      @iAmTheSquidThing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even the tech-savvy pro users hate this though. We don't want a super-thin, overpriced, underpowered laptop. We want a fast laptop. And if Apple aren't going to make one anymore, we'll be forced to switch platforms.

    • @WarLordTR7
      @WarLordTR7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes they are definitely losing their shit lately

    • @KurosuKirie
      @KurosuKirie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He is right guys apple always love dongle, they almost never follow standardization this is they way to say suck my d*ck sucker, in which their fanboy will gratefully do.

  • @doomdoktor
    @doomdoktor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I fail to comprehend how the fuck Apple gets away with screwing their customers so much without having almost any effect on sales.

    • @jonkas8521
      @jonkas8521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because people are stuck in the Apple ecosystem

    • @Notrocketscience101
      @Notrocketscience101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you can sell $100's of billions carbonated water loaded with miserly portions of nasty corn sweeteners AKA Coke, Apple has no worries.

    • @mastadutch117
      @mastadutch117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rich, I'm not going to act like Apple is the panacea of computing, but anyone who's used their products for an extended period of time tends to like them. And they like them, not because they're brainwashed, but because... *gasp* their hardware is higher-quality than 99.9% of PCs and the operating system is fun to use *gasp*

    • @SOMELACKINTELLECT
      @SOMELACKINTELLECT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the OS is better than Windows but now their hardware designs are driving me nuts

    • @josiahjohnson1833
      @josiahjohnson1833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doom Doctor Because at least Apple has a decent operating system. Windows has been down hill since X fricken P! 7 is the newest OS that isn't a steaming pile. There is of course the fact that most modern people don't connect things to their laptops anymore. Power is about it. Maybe HDMI. Nobody uses USB unless they are stuck in 2008

  • @keithmonahan629
    @keithmonahan629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    How about we remove the stand from the monitor, and sell you a stand dongle for $999?

    • @grapelund
      @grapelund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/2X_poAji7OY/w-d-xo.html Risitas is here again to tell us, lmaooo

  • @mustno3
    @mustno3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Didn't laugh like this in a long time. This is a piece of art. The synchronization between his gestures and the text is worldclass.

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It must have been tough trying to rearrange the jokes so that they matched his facial expressions AND hand movements. This guy is freaking brilliant at video editing.

    • @andrehanderson
      @andrehanderson 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's perfect. Just perfect.

  • @LLubdeRr
    @LLubdeRr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I completly lost it when he said "do you want to buy a dongle?"!Our company bought about 25 of these Macbooks, and the head of IT said, they should stay with windows Laptops. The management said no, because they wanted devices that are faster. After 2 Weeks all of the users were complaining that they need adapters to connect monitors or beamers... we were dying laughing! They said we did not do our job, but we just had to show them the e-mails of the approvals! Apple has become a joke after the lost of Steve!

  • @philw8573
    @philw8573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    The funny thing is hundreds of thousands of people will still buy the damn thing.

    • @Ghost-jy9hk
      @Ghost-jy9hk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phil or millions

    • @Ky.H-i
      @Ky.H-i 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Used to be mlllions LOL

    • @panashe8478
      @panashe8478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It becomes a game of who has the best collection of dongles.

    • @panashe8478
      @panashe8478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      red91sit
      He has the limited edition, gold coated hdmi dongle.

    • @clutchplayer666
      @clutchplayer666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Phil Thanks to these guys, we soon live in a world where a single kind of cable is necessary. No hdmi, no vga, no dvi, no proprietary charger ports, everything USB-C. Let them buy the damn thing, wait a few months, profit...

  • @PkS-977
    @PkS-977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As an Engineer...this is hilarious AF.....R.I.P Mr Engineer (The comedian)...a fallen hero...

  • @drevestedt
    @drevestedt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    This is the funniest thing i watched in a long time. I'm crying :-D

  • @zehzahl5988
    @zehzahl5988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Apple's new tagline should be: "Introducing the New MacBook Pros... Bringing back 1995 all over again"
    I laughed so hard at this vid!! Whoever made it is GENIUS!! LOL

  • @vanzylv
    @vanzylv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    62 people already bought the new macbook

    • @goncs
      @goncs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      they just need to buy the dongles now

    • @ntbcool
      @ntbcool 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      160 now, guess the other 98 just got their charging dongles

    • @shariff007
      @shariff007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      424 dongle fans now.

    • @traviskoller
      @traviskoller 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or 490 people speak Spanish.

  • @That8oySimba9302
    @That8oySimba9302 7 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    You can't connect the iPhone to the new MacBook if you don't buy a dongle? Seriously?

    • @mrkdrm
      @mrkdrm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Yup.

    • @Movie_Games
      @Movie_Games 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      You don't need a dongle. You can use a USB-C to Lightning cable. But yeah, you can't connect your iPhone to your new Macbook with what comes in the box. It's ridiculous.

    • @grrrrrgh
      @grrrrrgh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Meh, you don't need to connect, use wireless.

    • @wwbdwwbd
      @wwbdwwbd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Meh, you don't need the new MacBook PROfit, use a ChromeBook or Windows laptop.

    • @mrkdrm
      @mrkdrm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Wireless-only is a bad answer for many people, Greg, for a hundred different reasons... even if most of them don't apply to your pattern of use. For example, photographers are hating these changes, as are a lot of others working in the arts. Wired connections have a higher level of security for certain use cases. Cloud storage is problematic for certain use cases, and presents serious security concerns. And there are plenty of people who work with large data files using compute-intensive processes and already have their data stored in ways that make Apple's new paradigm really difficult... as in, harder to get work done.
      Then again, you may be in luck, because it sounds like you're exactly the customer Apple is now optimizing for.

  • @robd1437
    @robd1437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "Maybe we should get rid of the keyboard and sell that as a dongle." I died.

  • @number7redking
    @number7redking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Damn it, I couldn't hear anything on my new Macbook. Need a speaker dongle.

    • @csch92
      @csch92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ahihihihihihi ahihihihihi

    • @jim7smith
      @jim7smith 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL LOL

  • @Renuclous
    @Renuclous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I love how with each new Apple fuckup (like removing more and more and more ports, selling todays iphone specs in yesterdays clothes, removing basic features like connecting your fucking main source of music to billions of standartised audioequipments, increasing the price of their new basemodel laptop by over 50%) the fanboys go more and more silent.
    A few years ago you always had those loud Applefucked fanboys who would defend every retarded decision of their god-company with their lives.
    These days those voices have gone mostly silent and Apples revenue from their baseline products is going down and down.
    Seems like human stupidity has at least some limits...

    • @abhinahi3383
      @abhinahi3383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +Joseph R Dude. Apple didn't remove the ports to move to the future. They did it to make money. They don't own USB 3.0. But they own the thunderbolt port. Hence, Every peripherals or adapter or dongle manufacturer has to pay apple for every single product they make for the thuderbolt jack. That's why they removed the headphone jack. If they wanted to push wireless they would have included wireless charging. That eventually increases the price of the peripherals for the end user too. But apple doesn't care about that. They want that sweet money. They don't give a fuck about their users as they know they are isheeps and will buy anything. Nor do they care aboht the future. just dat sweeet money.

    • @abhinahi3383
      @abhinahi3383 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Joseph R look at jerryrigseverything's video about why apple removed the headphone jack

    • @uniphobia
      @uniphobia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Joseph R someone needs a hug.. (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

    • @The-Rest-of-Us
      @The-Rest-of-Us 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks Joseph. Apple just has 5% of the market. They always did and they always will. The only thing that's changed is that the public had a short flirtation with Apple around the time of Steve Jobs' death and now that reversed into public hate for some reason. And because 95% will always be louder than 5%, hate is all you see these days. You could ask yourself why everyone occupies themselves with a niche company that serves only 5% of the market, but then again the majority loves to diss a minority and always will. Only that for Jews and gays it is frowned upon these days, so they move to minority tech users. I wonder if there will ever be a day when the majority can just leave a minority alone.

    • @ssj21000
      @ssj21000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mukesh no sh!t Sherlock

  • @VikasVJois
    @VikasVJois 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Tim Cook and his team is systematically undoing what Steve Jobs created

  • @geethsan1567
    @geethsan1567 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I literally rofl'd when he asked "You want a dongle?" 😂😂😂😂
    Man this is pure art. Good job.

  • @midwaymonster30
    @midwaymonster30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    That guy has the most infectious laugh in the world.

  • @Baronial10
    @Baronial10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    OMG I'm dying! This is so perfect! Props to the creator for syncing this so well!

  • @abdraoufx
    @abdraoufx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    this video have endless possibilities of translations 😂😂

    • @patrickbarnes1228
      @patrickbarnes1228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      So does every thing else there all connected

    • @pedrokantor3997
      @pedrokantor3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's like that Hitler bunker video.

  • @fwzmhmd
    @fwzmhmd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Imma big apple fan but this shit was hilarious.

    • @fwzmhmd
      @fwzmhmd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And true*

  • @arnoldkokonya
    @arnoldkokonya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Am not seeing that fanboys here. That makes it even funnier. I wonder why people still buy this apple shit. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yongkysiaw6597
      @yongkysiaw6597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      arnold kokonya for show off, that's what its for 😶

    • @arnoldkokonya
      @arnoldkokonya 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yongki Siaw
      Now I get it. But they show off crappy products. If only they knew.

    • @iAmTheSquidThing
      @iAmTheSquidThing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's because even us Apple fanboys are pissed off about this. Apple has completely lost touch with how its customers actually use their computers. Professionals don't want a super-thin, underpowered laptop with a bag of dongles. We want speed and compatibility.

    • @arnoldkokonya
      @arnoldkokonya 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andy Brice You are one of the few Apple fans who have seenwhat most apple users don't see. I must commend you for that. If the 2016 Macbook was thinner yet more powerful, I would actually be thinking of purchasing a piece but I already know that there is no way Apple intends to do that anytime soon. So I will just buy powerful yet affordable devices. I may soon go the Xiaomi way.

    • @Mukeshmiktecrep
      @Mukeshmiktecrep 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys this is a fake video with edited captions...... The real video is about dishwashing joke..... This is the link with real video... m.th-cam.com/video/-XSC_UG5_kU/w-d-xo.html

  • @Nawsteezy
    @Nawsteezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    #TimCookIsCrazyForDongles

    • @Nawsteezy
      @Nawsteezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lets get this trending

    • @jh-xm9um
      @jh-xm9um 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nawsteezy

    • @Nawsteezy
      @Nawsteezy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you

  • @NerdistAquarist
    @NerdistAquarist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is the funniest video I've come across in a decade. Literally crying of laughter.

  • @ChristophS
    @ChristophS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "We have more factories making dongles than iPhones now!
    Best part!

  • @niconestra
    @niconestra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is a great rendition of the Laughing Man. The text and body language fits really well. Freakin' funny as hell.

  • @Compendyum
    @Compendyum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    This man is a fucking legend, paella or dongles, I just want to hear him laugh and let the tears flow.

  • @lav1daloca
    @lav1daloca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Apple: The laughing stock of the world
    Tim Cook: We have a dongle for that

    • @kearneytaaffe7059
      @kearneytaaffe7059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They just "dongle" it out there for the world to laugh at

  • @DanielMendozaDev
    @DanielMendozaDev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The fucking subs fit perfectly into the video, and keeping up the joke because of the dongle was amazing. Thanks for the video!

  • @SuperCoa97
    @SuperCoa97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I died. Litteraly, i DIED. This is genius as fuck!!!

    • @typingcat
      @typingcat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then you resurrected? What are you, Jesus or something?

  • @wowforreeel
    @wowforreeel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Even though this is fake, it is also real.

    • @GabesHacks
      @GabesHacks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because the captions are not really what the guy is saying. I know Spanish, but I still had a hard time understanding him. Something about a boat and a beach and money.
      It was still funny :)

    • @SebastianSastre
      @SebastianSastre 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "It's funny because it's true"

  • @putther
    @putther 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    lmfao this is brilliant

  • @DutchPhlogiston
    @DutchPhlogiston 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Good subtitles, I'm crying with laughter

  • @ranndino
    @ranndino 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Bahahaha. The funniest shit I've seen in a very long time. Coughing and crying over here.

    • @andriusandrau
      @andriusandrau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I nearly choked on my saliva...thanks to that DONGLE xD

  • @CriminalMacabre
    @CriminalMacabre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "Y me llama el cocinero"
    Cocinero=cook

    • @goldboyjr
      @goldboyjr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      good job, here;s a sticker

    • @KanchiPanchi
      @KanchiPanchi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... ¿Y a qué viene esa traducción tan random?

    • @CriminalMacabre
      @CriminalMacabre 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a que coincide, me llama el cocinero con me llama tim cook

    • @KanchiPanchi
      @KanchiPanchi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ... lmao

    • @latrellfrasier
      @latrellfrasier 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed that too lmao

  • @masterpassword2
    @masterpassword2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This same engineer was laughing already at their 2015 MacBooks! How the hell is he still in the company!?

    • @SebastianBartusKunz
      @SebastianBartusKunz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not real. He's speaking about something else. It's like that scene with Hitler where people just put subtitles under it. If you understand the language you have to mute it or else it doesn't make sense.

    • @memerichment
      @memerichment 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kek, I have no clue if OP was serious or not, but it's hilarious either way

    • @Nizzon.
      @Nizzon. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That joke went swoosh over you head.

    • @bobak5126
      @bobak5126 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He got promoted and became an executive in the secret Apple Dongle division.

    • @MrOverHeels
      @MrOverHeels 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He said in the previous video that he got promoted

  • @z_Blitzy_z
    @z_Blitzy_z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rest in peace Risitas. Your laugh will echo throughout history.

  • @claudevieaul1465
    @claudevieaul1465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP Juan Borja...
    May you forever laugh in peace.

  • @AbrahamAnimations
    @AbrahamAnimations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Best laugh ive seen in a long time!
    Dongles.... HAHHAHAEHEHEHE!

  • @MysticShiv3r
    @MysticShiv3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    By far the most realistic and memorable Risitas meme to date. I salute you.

  • @orochimaru2010
    @orochimaru2010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    hhhhhhh funniest shit I've seen in my life. Do you want a dongle? loooool

    • @oscartovar5756
      @oscartovar5756 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edo Ahmad what the duck is a dongle

    • @heinrichthurston6961
      @heinrichthurston6961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Picture a dongle that dangles. Dongles are dangels that do. Do-ngel. Imagine an one of those USB adaptors but retarded.
      Edit: It's like physical DLC

    • @Chanchanlala
      @Chanchanlala 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO DONGLE

    • @PWingert1966
      @PWingert1966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is a Dr. Suess Rhyme in here somewhere! A Fingle and Fongle a Bag full of Dongle. I do not want your dongle on a dingle and rangle on a pingle. I do not want you Dangling dongle hangling like Bangles on bongles. I Do not want you green laptop with a dongle for my fongle.

    • @heinrichthurston6961
      @heinrichthurston6961 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      P. Wingert Thanks for the smile, that was good. :D

  • @MarkFischertagdance
    @MarkFischertagdance 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is so incredible good! Watched it a dozen times now and still have tears in my eyes!

    • @haiza4life_
      @haiza4life_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark Fischer want a dongle?

  • @oarmas
    @oarmas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I speak spanish and don't understand the original joke...
    Anyway, very funny.

    • @deggis4
      @deggis4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It doesn't ruin it that you know what he is actually saying?

    • @spacecadet2827
      @spacecadet2827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i could tell from the body language everyone just found it awkward

    • @OscarWolf84
      @OscarWolf84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He talks about paella frying pan, he just left 20 frying pans while working in a restaurant so he put them close to the beach and when he cameback the tide was high so he couldn't find any. (that's what it's all about, crazy south spanyards from sevilla).

    • @Pontif11
      @Pontif11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GWL i just found out this was even in spanish. I'm a native speaker and i had no idea what he was saying. How do you do it?

    • @cisko2015
      @cisko2015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omar Armas same hear man. el 80% de lo que dijo no le entendí ni un carajo.

  • @Hobbitstomper
    @Hobbitstomper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    For the past 9 years I have used Mac. A few months ago I switched back to Windows. Not because MacOS is bad, but because the price/performance is not right anymore. That being said, in the past 9 years, across 2 iMacs and 2 MacBook Pros, I had less issues than with Windows over the last 4 months - but still, I can't justify the price of the MacBooks, even if they are better.

    • @whynotbelk
      @whynotbelk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Macbooks are shit man, so limited.

    • @CardSearcher911
      @CardSearcher911 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The reason why MacBooks are so expensive is because they cut them out of solid blocks of aluminum. It's a blend of craftsmanship along with their other stuff.
      I'm not saying everyone should get one, just explaining why they're expensive.

    • @Hobbitstomper
      @Hobbitstomper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CardSearcher911 While Apple does use the highest quality materials for their products, it by no means justifies the high prices. Since the 1980s Apple is known for crazy high prices. Steve Jobs always said, make it expensive, and if people buy it, you know it's not too expensive, if people don't buy it, then it's too expensive.

    • @LukasBrx
      @LukasBrx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go full Linux my friend - I now mainly use Kubunbu and removed Windows completely. It is definitely worth trying! Only problem is that a lot of creative software (many Adobe products, Microsoft Office) just do not work on it... But for everything there is a replacement ;-)

    • @Hobbitstomper
      @Hobbitstomper 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arischer Junge 88 I have used Linux for many years starting from 2002 (SuSE, Ubuntu) and it's great... for a nerd like me. Still giving it a try every now and then, but reality is, that if you want to play games or need your PC/Laptop for work (actual work, where you need to be 100% compatible with your work environment), then Linux is simply out of the question. Too much hassle, hacks, workarounds are needed, simply not worth the time and energy.

  • @taulantm7910
    @taulantm7910 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You can't even connect the new iPhone to this until you buy a dongle"....haha I'm done!

  • @HazaryNic
    @HazaryNic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Next time we will be laughing when they remove the charging port from the iPhone, cause wireless charging.

    • @zaidmd7197
      @zaidmd7197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hazary Nic the possibility of that happening is so damn high...is so funny 😂

    • @Merthalophor
      @Merthalophor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, *one day*, everything *will* be wireless, that's for sure. But bluetooth technology just isn't ready yet. You still get way more information around for way less money.

    • @iAmTheSquidThing
      @iAmTheSquidThing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It makes sense when they remove ports to replace them with something better. But this year they've started just removing ports and replacing them with nothing.

    • @TEXAZPITBULL
      @TEXAZPITBULL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andy Brice wrong they remove ports and replace them with different ports that don't work now. you want to dongle 😂

  • @TeshTube
    @TeshTube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best punch line was getting rid of the keyboard and needing a dongle for that!!! ROFL

    • @Henlarious
      @Henlarious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TeshTube That's not a punchline. Watch. Apple is that stupid.

    • @Slenderman63323
      @Slenderman63323 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apple's gonna have a single proprietary connector on their next laptop, and companies have to pay royalties to make dongles for it. Can't even charge without a dongle.
      DongleBook "Pro" 2016.

  • @IntoxiKaded
    @IntoxiKaded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The memes shall keep him alive.

  • @a2-2b-9s
    @a2-2b-9s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rest in Peace, Internet-Legend

  • @mistertamura6190
    @mistertamura6190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The executives who removed the headphone jack and MagSafe, killed QuickTime Pro, ruined the MacPro, ignored OpenGL updates, and decided that industry standard Nvidia/CUDA GPUs shouldn't be an option for Mac users, must have despised the Think Different campaign. Or at least the targeted demographic.

  • @edocamoro
    @edocamoro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    for spanish speakers, is difficult to define to which to put the attention, the dialogue or the subtitles

    • @AdRaptor616
      @AdRaptor616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      edocamoro Lo tuve que ver 2 veces. Aún así habla muy raro y es difícil entender todo lo que dice.

    • @mikhailvarkovsky4150
      @mikhailvarkovsky4150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      De alguna manera se logra caer en la ilusión, jaja. Por fortuna para Latinoamerica es Español de España y cuesta entender lo que dice LOL

    • @TheNostalgicKitchen
      @TheNostalgicKitchen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does he actually say?! Hahahaha

    • @rexiomas
      @rexiomas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheNostalgicKitchen he's talking about a time when he was working at a restaurant in the beach, the manager told him to wash the paella pots with sea water so he tied them to a stick and let them over night to soak them. when he returned the next morning the tide had risen and lost all the pots but one.

  • @Granturion
    @Granturion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love this guy.
    Everytime i watch it (in different forms) it makes me laugh!
    Whoever you are sir, i like you! :)

  • @Ax1l
    @Ax1l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is seriously one of the most funniest video's I have ever seen on youtube!

  • @BluesGetOrigin
    @BluesGetOrigin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:35
    "He's crazy"
    "Dongle crazy"
    I'm laughing so fucking hard.

  • @thenthapple
    @thenthapple 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Fucking genius XD

  • @dariusleacock7611
    @dariusleacock7611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We have more factories making dongles than iPhones now"
    Cryingg😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gungunsaxena8340
    @gungunsaxena8340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That man should awarded LAUGHTER NOBLE PRIZE!

  • @ankarinolara8165
    @ankarinolara8165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jason. Please, please don't stop. Not since Little Superstar have I laughed so damn hard... wow! Your word choice and cadence is legendary! Thank you so much for the minutes of your life that this cost. I literally pee'd my pants a little bit sitting in the Portland airport! This is the first public comment I've made on TH-cam. Thank you.

  • @improbablehandle
    @improbablehandle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My car's fan belt makes that sound on cold mornings.

  • @ibraheemmonks8866
    @ibraheemmonks8866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    lol i watched this thinking he was really an Apple engineer made it soo much funnier 😂😂

  • @fox2
    @fox2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    442 people had to go out and buy $25 dongles for their $2500 Apple laptop.
    Can you plug your brand new $1000 iPhone 7 into your brand new $2500 Apple laptop? Nope! ...You need a $25 dongle to do that!

  • @ronmartblog
    @ronmartblog 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Years later and this is still the funniest video to ever hit the Internet 😂

  • @SergioMartinez-ms9hl
    @SergioMartinez-ms9hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rest in peace risitas :(

  • @bers9669
    @bers9669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    you want a dongle? cracks me up XDDDD

  • @utubedano
    @utubedano 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    his laugh is bloody infectious!

  • @justinrosa56
    @justinrosa56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how I found this video, but I freaking love it, subtitles came in clutch, too funny...

  • @shiladityaray3137
    @shiladityaray3137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You are just too much awesome dude.......i am literally rolling on the floor laughing.....

    • @andriusandrau
      @andriusandrau 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's this video and combining subtitles- it just nearly makes my heart stop...because of a DONGLE xD

  • @mattmoves5920
    @mattmoves5920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a macbook pro, I bought it 6 years ago, I can't be happier to have all what I need, 2 usb, the headphone port and many other ports ..and a disc driver INSIDE the computer.

  • @jamesbundala4670
    @jamesbundala4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    R.I.P Legend

  • @damoskees
    @damoskees 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Still the best spoof subtitling I've ever seen. Timing, content, context relative to the video - all perfect!

  • @devilorchard
    @devilorchard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Apple just released a book, a hard cover physical book that costs USD 299. we need one for this.

  • @tripad3lphia
    @tripad3lphia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haha, this was funny, reminds me of when apple got rid of serial ports for USB and everyone lost their shit.

  • @devilorchard
    @devilorchard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm tearing up laughing.. i'm not even high 😂😂😂

  • @revup85
    @revup85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thank you for whoever put this together. I needed a good laugh

  • @qaedtgh2091
    @qaedtgh2091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Soon apple's going to sell their thinnest laptop with no ports, no screen and no keyboard. Just a thin aluminum box. and you'll have to buy everything else seperately and connect wirelessly.

    • @qaedtgh2091
      @qaedtgh2091 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha, I had to look it up, but yeah, that's pretty much it.

    • @WorBlux
      @WorBlux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The mini is really best as a small server.

    • @MR5er1
      @MR5er1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +WorBlux Druaga1

    • @Trid3nt861
      @Trid3nt861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tim already has the best name for it down pact
      "The I-fucked your wallet"
      or
      "The i-Scam"
      or
      "The i-parts sold seperately"

    • @a64738
      @a64738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Soon only thing you will get is a Apple sticker for 3000$, the rest you must buy and put together yourself as a hackintosh...

  • @BedouinSpirit
    @BedouinSpirit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    if Someone is asking about what the guy said in Spanish... he talks about a job he had cleaning paella pans in a restaurant in the beach in the south of Spain. Instead of cleaning them he tied them and left them in the sea so they would get cleaned by the water. But with the tide, the water level changed and he lost them all. It was his only job, and lasted one day.

  • @ryanseidelmann9878
    @ryanseidelmann9878 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is probably the best parody i have seen so far

  • @Farie977
    @Farie977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    >reliable dongles made by other companies are banned
    >forced to use apple's dongles that broke in months

  • @mriphone1000
    @mriphone1000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm in tears of laughter

  • @MegaTommyn
    @MegaTommyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Quite possibly my favorite TH-cam video

  • @abbreviateTome
    @abbreviateTome 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I liked the video before watching :p

  • @Jacklsovakia1
    @Jacklsovakia1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Going USBC only was a huge mistake, but not as big of a mistake as lightning is. Atleast use standard USB you greedy corporate factors!

    • @a64738
      @a64738 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything for the lightning port is horribly expensive, but it did allow me to run at GTX 980ti grapics card trough it. Now I can run games like GTA V with only 10% loss in performance compared to my 4,7Ghz i7 PC with same GFX card on something that I can take with me on travel :)

  • @flexbox2089
    @flexbox2089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this video never gets old

  • @lineikatabs
    @lineikatabs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Don't buy the new Macbook. Problem solved.
    I mean what else to do when presented with such laughable specs and horrible design choices like removal of the ports? Apple's biggest selling point was an integrated ecosystem. Well, they've proudly pissed on that since you can't connect the new (!) iPhone with the new Macbook. That's highly illogical, captain.

  • @kyleecarroll
    @kyleecarroll 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His laugh! Infectuous. Love it!

  • @andrassallai4241
    @andrassallai4241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't think even Tim Cook himself could stop his laughter watching this. This is probably the funniest thing on youtube, I'm dying of laughter. Genius, bravo.