I mean he basically has his friend saying that the worst racism he faces is white people being scared to be racist around him. Sounds like a pretty “Shane” take.
The fact that Shane tried to use a racist skit from over 10 years ago when he was in school to defend his own racism is horrible. He really said, "Well, one black kid I went to school with was okay with making fun of black people, so that means it's okay!" As if one black person, a child at that, speaks for all black people, or can single-handedly determine if something is or isn't racist.
Shane is the person who copes with "bullying" or being insecure by becoming the judgmental person he fears. Which I would almost sympathize with if he wasn't a grown-ass man
"The mean girl got fat" shane complains about getting gaining weight... he acts like a mean girl... tbh i thought he was talking about himself for a hot second. i am SO tempted to post some of these "interactions" to r/thathappened 👀
Honestly if he had had that kind of introspection to call himself the mean girl and address it like that, and go over how he was a shitty kid, it could have been a slightly better book. SLIGHTLY. but of course that would require him to be able to admit his mistakes
As a fellow ex-coke head, thanks for the free 14 days of skillshare. You cracked me up with the "i just did more coke" line... its funny cos its true and not depressing at all.
@@AlizeeYeezy You might appreciate the comedian Jessa Reed. There’s a great Comedy Central episode on TH-cam called “Meth Pee” where she describes how being a crystal meth addict opened her up to interdimensional travels and alien encounters. (Yeah, I know meth =/= coke, but all drugs are portals). If you like her comedy, she’s got some great podcasts, too (Soberish, the Mormon & the Methhead, Awakening on Demand). She’s sober(ish) now but she’s doubled down on the alien thing.
Shane Dawson LITERALLY admitted he was never molested but I remember him claiming he was when he was watching that Tati video on insta live. I mean we all know he's a walking contradiction but shocked not many people are talking about it
shane says “I was molested” while reacting to tatis video while streaming an insta live, but I always understood it as him repeating tatis sentence and laying the emphasis on the “I” as in “it’s always about her here”, just as food for thought. not shoving the blame off of him tho in any shape way or form because I’m disgusted by him nevertheless 😌
I always find that sort of thing such a weird justification anyway: "well this one person in my life doesn't mind it, that makes it acceptable behaviour". My partner likes me cuddling her, but if I took that as justification to wrap my arms around just any random women in the street I'd be getting my ass beaten down for sexual harrassment/assault pretty fecking fast.
“All I used to do after doing coke was...more coke” I felt this in my soul. I literally have never used coke without continuing to use more coke until I was out of it. That’s ✨addiction✨ for ya
I watched Nick Diramio’s clip breakdown of Shane’s short film based on this book and he tore it tf up. It was just about as bad as everything else Shane has made
Hold on he said " I was never molested" yet in that whole Tati thing when he rolled his eyes at her he came back with " I was molested" 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🤔
I've never been a fan of Shane or anything, so naturally I never followed his content. I came up with a few theories. The first one would be: The book was released in around 2015 and the molestation could've happened after publication of the book. Another theory of mine is that he was maybe molested earlier in his life but maybe recognised it as molestation much later, like at 3am on a rainy Monday while overthinking (or just therapy) . Wether or not his confessing is true, it is not really the internet's business,, however blasting it out, while Tati tried to make a point was completely unnecessary and disgusting since the motive of it was neither persuasive nor factual. Emotional outbursts like his confuse me. Maybe I am overthinking and tired; it's 4:43AM right now in my time zone. Pray to Cthulu for my sleep schedule please.
@@idea_lerweise I'm reading your comment at 4:26 am lol but yeah, while i think its a bit rude to speculate on someones assault status, didn't shane used the fact he was assaulted to treat his pedophillic jokes as a coping mechanism?? unfortunately, if he lied about being assaulted, this changes a lot
@@d.o.m.i. @Domi B I just watched a reupload of his "Taking Accountability" by Observe. As far as I am aware, Shane never falsified or verified the assault status and neither used it as a reasoning as to why he did those pedophilic jokes. The moment I read your comment, I knew I didn't convey my message the way I meant to; I am sorry for that. When I wrote my comment about " wether or not it happened to him is basically irrelevant for the Internet" , I thought of it like the Internet-/ TH-cam Community cannot really say he was being dishonest. And yes, I agree with you, the way he used/ uses his assault status is completely bizarre and he should not have done these kind of "jokes", ever. But wether he lied about his assault or not shouldn't change the fact that he said obscene things to children or spoke about them in a gut-wrenching and nauseating way. That is what he should be taking accountability for. We know he downplayed these horrific jokes in his latest video, where said he would never say that in seriousness, yet uploaded it on the Internet and let it stay there for about 10 years. I hope my comment cleared up the mess!
17:08 the unfortunate amount of lore I know... Shane has two older brothers, one of which appeared a lot in his old videos. (I actually met his brother at a meet and greet along with Shane, he was pretty quiet and genuinely baffled by everything). In old videos Shane said that he picked the name Dawson for Jack Dawson because he really liked the movie Titanic. He also picked it for Dawson's Creek, kinda a two for one I'll see myself out now
Don’t feel bad. I knew all this stuff too. I remember when he lived with his brother Jared in a small apartment for a little while, and when Jared was picking a name for his TH-cam channel. The fans collectively voted for “Cool Guy With Glasses.” I watched Shane from the very beginning of his career, so I know way more about him and his life than I should 🥲
@@dyskr I understand you are passionate about Ava Max but it is 1) not related to current content 2) really annoying for people to see. Too reminiscent of certain K-pop group fans. I understand that when you love a musician you want to share their stuff and show other people how cool their music is, but you need to read the room a bit. This isn't the time nor place for it. Unless someone is actively looking for music recommendations or it comes up somehow, then that's acceptable to share your love for the musician. Though admittedly most people asking for music recommendations I've seen have been in folk/metal music genres and not pop.
Wait, in his book he said he was never molested but didn’t he say a few times that he was? Im not saying he was lying about that it just seems confusing.
i think he said it in his famous ig live but i could be remembering wrong.. don’t care enough to look it up tho lol. it’s possible he was but wasn’t comfortable sharing that at the time of writing the book.
Shane made a conspiracy video with his older brother about flat earth once, pretty sure his brother is a flat earther. Other than that, I don’t think I’ve ever heard him mentioned
I used to be a Shane Stan so I’ll answer your questions. Yes he’s mentioned his brother but not in a good few years he used to talk about him every so often I think his audience has only ever seen him like once or twice in older videos because he used to blog family get togethers. So yes we’ve known about his brother. I think he has 2 actually but he’s closer to (I had to google his name) Jerid. I looked it up and Jacob is a good like 9 years older or so. And about Dawson... so I read parts of his other book and in it he explains (and I think he might minor references to it like.. honestly maybe only 1-3 times in TH-cam videos) but he was obsessed with the titanic and wanted to be jack and jacks last name is Dawson so he’s been going by Shane Dawson since he was a kid
Don't know if anyone has said this yet, but I will. Shane is NOT an empath. Shane is a covert narcissist. Onision is a grandiose narcissist, which is why they are similar in motivation and some behaviors. Alizee, you are an absolute badass to be able to stomach that tripe smoothie of a book, I never would have made it through it. Thanks for the content, and I wish you the best. :)
I was gonna try get into TH-cam right when all the Shane stuff initially kicked off and this book was my first video idea but I just couldn't make myself read it because it was so awful, it was absolute torture so hats off for actually being able to get it done
I remember watching the video many many years ago. I think there was also a portion in the video where he was dancing on a pole inside the Jenny Craig office 😬
I would love for people to come forward, like the drunk teacher at prom, just to say if it’s true or not. I just don’t see how people remember word for word chats from 10+ years ago
starting to get the feeling raid might not be sponsoring alizee anymore as I haven’t seen them for awhile now. couldn’t tell you why tho great ads all around that raid could never dislike.
If you need a palette cleanser before the 2nd Shane book: do that Nier Automata video. Would love to hear your in depth opinion of this masterpiece of a game.
He recalled the defence from his “black friend” with such stunning clarity, and conveniently, entirely in his defence, most likely mirroring a defence he himself would concoct. Wow, he must truly be infallible and any past transgressions must have been with all the best intentions, we all just misunderstood his brilliantly scathing commentary on society. He’s much too intelligent for us to relate. Thank you, black friend, for showing us the error of our ways. I’m not PC cancel culture btw but he should just admit he was trying to be shocking and edgy and was too immature to do it with any tact, so now it’s retroactively satire. I don’t care that you made offensive jokes, I care that certain people think everyone else is as stupid as they are i.e. Tanamojojojo not knowing that racist words were racist.
It's a thing that pisses me off about a lot of edgelords. They moan about people being "too PC" but yet expect you to tiptoe around referring to their racist behaviour as racist, sexist behaviour as sexist etc. Tiptoeing around using words to describe things is what most people hate about so called "political correctness" in the first place! "Political correctness" has just become a bullshit term to deflect criticisms of assholes being assholes when called out on it, having the gall to paint THEMSELVES as victims in the process. Cowardly snakes, the lot of the them.
Also, I’ve listened to an interview where he said he just figured out the best way to see to the Jenny Craig women. It wasn’t.... that he cared. Also, confirmed, Shane has never been molested.
Your black hair energises my soul to be able to put up with anything produced by Shane. I’m struggling listening to his ramblings but can handle it cause it’s exiting your mouth. On ya, lizard queen
18:45 I- am I the only one who had a mini flash back to the fred and shane issue way back? Where shane meet up with the (at the time) young fan fred all alone and such?
Listening to you explain the “plot” of Shane’s delusions is really concerning. I’m even more convinced that he’s some type of narcissist now. Like wow. He’s just making up stories to excuse the terrible things he said/did in videos isn’t he. There is a difference between jokes involving race and just being racist. Shane Dawson doesn’t know this difference. Example joke (from an actual adult comedy): “. . . plus he’s big, strong, and whiter than anybody. And that’s got to count for something in this day and age even if it’s just for keeping liquor stores out of your neighborhoods.” Meanwhile Shane Dawson was just out here doing literal black face for children and calling it “comedy”. Like no you talentless weasel 🤦♀️
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I feel sorry for the trees that spent hundreds of years growing just to have Shane Dawson’s book printed on their paper
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Or have the weirdos in his book lean against it.
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😂😂those poor trees that wasted there time on Shane’s book
Oh no this makes me so genuinely sad 😭🤪
Shane’s black friend’s rant is the humanised version of “and everyone clapped”
Honestly lmao
I mean he basically has his friend saying that the worst racism he faces is white people being scared to be racist around him. Sounds like a pretty “Shane” take.
If you like Alizee, what about Hbomberguy and Illuminaughtii?
@@loturzelrestaurantthis comment aged like fine milk
Every time you talk about your sponsor it sounds like they’re holding a gun to your head. Blink twice if skillshare has taken you hostage
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unrelated but your black hair really emphazises your personality and I am obsessed with it
Thank u!!!!
Yeah really brings out her soul
@@nikkijones9713 I feel like I always see U in alizees comment section LMAO
@@phoebe2562 for the algorithm innit x
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The fact that Shane tried to use a racist skit from over 10 years ago when he was in school to defend his own racism is horrible. He really said, "Well, one black kid I went to school with was okay with making fun of black people, so that means it's okay!" As if one black person, a child at that, speaks for all black people, or can single-handedly determine if something is or isn't racist.
Shane’s whole thing is “I’m gonna say I’m a pedophile before others can.” Like..... being self aware doesnt negate it...
lol exactly
Shane is the person who copes with "bullying" or being insecure by becoming the judgmental person he fears. Which I would almost sympathize with if he wasn't a grown-ass man
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maybe this is why he’s friends with jeffrey because now he (shane) is one of the bullies
@@dyskr Honestly, Yas 💅
Yeah he's basically becoming the "mean girl" he never got to be
Honestly so weird
"The mean girl got fat" shane complains about getting gaining weight... he acts like a mean girl... tbh i thought he was talking about himself for a hot second. i am SO tempted to post some of these "interactions" to r/thathappened 👀
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Honestly if he had had that kind of introspection to call himself the mean girl and address it like that, and go over how he was a shitty kid, it could have been a slightly better book. SLIGHTLY. but of course that would require him to be able to admit his mistakes
You're like
Chaos with scholarly footnotes
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That’s beautiful and accurate, love this comment 👏🏻
@@dyskr but I'm the queen of pop
@@AlizeeYeezy omg mother lizard responded my ava max summoning spell worked
“am i reading a shane dawson book or one of onision’s failed books?” truly one and the same
Honest title : “Shane Dawson’s book changed my life (for the worse)”
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it gets worse.. ;)
Or Shane Dawson’s book had no effect on me except the time I wasted reading it.
Not British enough
“all i used to do on coke was.. more coke”
this is the most real statement ever fhjsns
It's not the Shane Dawson book that's changing your life, it's the Skillshare ads replacing the RAID ones 😂
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@@AlizeeYeezy because they offered you 9,000 instead of the usual 10,000 and it wasn't good enough?
@@AlizeeYeezy I get the reference
As a fellow ex-coke head, thanks for the free 14 days of skillshare. You cracked me up with the "i just did more coke" line... its funny cos its true and not depressing at all.
Haha innit, who are all these productive people that get work done or do cleaning?!
@@AlizeeYeezy You might appreciate the comedian Jessa Reed. There’s a great Comedy Central episode on TH-cam called “Meth Pee” where she describes how being a crystal meth addict opened her up to interdimensional travels and alien encounters. (Yeah, I know meth =/= coke, but all drugs are portals). If you like her comedy, she’s got some great podcasts, too (Soberish, the Mormon & the Methhead, Awakening on Demand). She’s sober(ish) now but she’s doubled down on the alien thing.
Seems to me like he thinks coke= Adderall or SPEED
Adderall you might go bonkers and clean your house the first time lol...
@@psychegoddessoflight9358 that episode is HYSTERICAL, one of my all time favorites
@@MadeOfConfusion unless you have ADHD, then Adderall makes you calmer because it stimulates the brain into doing it's damn job.
Source: have ADHD
I LOVE the fact that his next book is titled, “It gets worse”
Shane Dawson LITERALLY admitted he was never molested but I remember him claiming he was when he was watching that Tati video on insta live. I mean we all know he's a walking contradiction but shocked not many people are talking about it
Wait, when did he admit this??
Tbh it's possible he hadn't recognized whatever happened to him as assault at the time. Maybe he realized it later.
shane says “I was molested” while reacting to tatis video while streaming an insta live, but I always understood it as him repeating tatis sentence and laying the emphasis on the “I” as in “it’s always about her here”, just as food for thought. not shoving the blame off of him tho in any shape way or form because I’m disgusted by him nevertheless 😌
@@JackieDoesStuff In his book, maybe it was his humour idk but he said he was offended that he wasn't molested :/
@@MissJessicaSNSD it's possible, I dont keep up with him at all so if you know that he acknowledged it later then my bad.
Everything I've learned about shane i learned against my will
Same.
I was never familiar with that side of TH-cam. And now I know why.
Same
It's funny how he says in the book that he was never molested but in the infamous meltdown video he yells at Tati saying he was molested too.
Since Shane seems to think that one black person’s opinion is reflective of all of us: In my opinion that story never happened
I always find that sort of thing such a weird justification anyway: "well this one person in my life doesn't mind it, that makes it acceptable behaviour".
My partner likes me cuddling her, but if I took that as justification to wrap my arms around just any random women in the street I'd be getting my ass beaten down for sexual harrassment/assault pretty fecking fast.
for real
I have decided that all adverts would be better with a hint of sarcasm. Buy this washing machine. If you like. It's alright.
Still coming to terms with the fact that Shane was my childhood hero. A lot to unpack there
It's okay, he got a lot of us
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Yikes. Lmao.
yikes
@@mintvelvet3351 Keyword: *Was*
"Check out Skill Share. Might be a laugh." Lmao
Bants
that racism story just sounds like he's trying to justify his racism. "See, it's ok because this black guy in my high school likes it!"
It's an obvious case of "I can't be racist because I have black friends!"
Wait til he finds out that some PoC are "pick-me" people 😬
Fucking yikes
Shane: I was a pathological liar.
Alizee: What you mean 'was'?
I DIED
Truer words have never been spoken
LMAO, and when she read the part where he said "I hate judgemental people." Even though he's literally one of the most judgemental people. 💀
“All I used to do after doing coke was...more coke” I felt this in my soul. I literally have never used coke without continuing to use more coke until I was out of it. That’s ✨addiction✨ for ya
I watched Nick Diramio’s clip breakdown of Shane’s short film based on this book and he tore it tf up. It was just about as bad as everything else Shane has made
yeah and now i see the short film was actually edited to be better than the essay it was based on lmao the masturbation joke was NOT IT
I love nick
Hold on he said " I was never molested" yet in that whole Tati thing when he rolled his eyes at her he came back with " I was molested" 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀🤔
I've never been a fan of Shane or anything, so naturally I never followed his content.
I came up with a few theories. The first one would be: The book was released in around 2015 and the molestation could've happened after publication of the book.
Another theory of mine is that he was maybe molested earlier in his life but maybe recognised it as molestation much later, like at 3am on a rainy Monday while overthinking (or just therapy) .
Wether or not his confessing is true, it is not really the internet's business,, however blasting it out, while Tati tried to make a point was completely unnecessary and disgusting since the motive of it was neither persuasive nor factual. Emotional outbursts like his confuse me. Maybe I am overthinking and tired; it's 4:43AM right now in my time zone. Pray to Cthulu for my sleep schedule please.
@@idea_lerweise I'm reading your comment at 4:26 am lol but yeah, while i think its a bit rude to speculate on someones assault status, didn't shane used the fact he was assaulted to treat his pedophillic jokes as a coping mechanism?? unfortunately, if he lied about being assaulted, this changes a lot
@@d.o.m.i. @Domi B
I just watched a reupload of his "Taking Accountability" by Observe. As far as I am aware, Shane never falsified or verified the assault status and neither used it as a reasoning as to why he did those pedophilic jokes.
The moment I read your comment, I knew I didn't convey my message the way I meant to; I am sorry for that.
When I wrote my comment about " wether or not it happened to him is basically irrelevant for the Internet" , I thought of it like the Internet-/ TH-cam Community cannot really say he was being dishonest.
And yes, I agree with you, the way he used/ uses his assault status is completely bizarre and he should not have done these kind of "jokes", ever.
But wether he lied about his assault or not shouldn't change the fact that he said obscene things to children or spoke about them in a gut-wrenching and nauseating way.
That is what he should be taking accountability for. We know he downplayed these horrific jokes in his latest video, where said he would never say that in seriousness, yet uploaded it on the Internet and let it stay there for about 10 years.
I hope my comment cleared up the mess!
@@idea_lerweise ummmmm shane was already an adult when the book came out so he has to be lying either in the book or in the video
@@idea_lerweise fix ur sleep schedule holy shit lol how do u function
“All I used to do on coke was... more coke” 😂😂😂
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relatable 😬
@@AlexandreSaintMartin hahaha same
17:08 the unfortunate amount of lore I know...
Shane has two older brothers, one of which appeared a lot in his old videos. (I actually met his brother at a meet and greet along with Shane, he was pretty quiet and genuinely baffled by everything). In old videos Shane said that he picked the name Dawson for Jack Dawson because he really liked the movie Titanic. He also picked it for Dawson's Creek, kinda a two for one
I'll see myself out now
Don’t feel bad. I knew all this stuff too. I remember when he lived with his brother Jared in a small apartment for a little while, and when Jared was picking a name for his TH-cam channel. The fans collectively voted for “Cool Guy With Glasses.” I watched Shane from the very beginning of his career, so I know way more about him and his life than I should 🥲
Also I think I remember Shane saying once his agent told him to drop yaw from his last name to make him more .. marketable
I just became lactose intolerant recently and I am going to look up that brand of chocolate! :D
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Saw the title, knew you were shitposting, came as fast as I could
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@@dyskr Can you please stop spamming? Thank you.
@@dyskr I understand you are passionate about Ava Max but it is 1) not related to current content 2) really annoying for people to see. Too reminiscent of certain K-pop group fans.
I understand that when you love a musician you want to share their stuff and show other people how cool their music is, but you need to read the room a bit. This isn't the time nor place for it.
Unless someone is actively looking for music recommendations or it comes up somehow, then that's acceptable to share your love for the musician.
Though admittedly most people asking for music recommendations I've seen have been in folk/metal music genres and not pop.
Shane's mixing up coke with speed coz speed is what I use to use bribe my housemates into cleaning
the dark hair looks so good on you 😍
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the book name is “I hate myselfie” because you Have to hate yourself if you’re gonna read it 😁
And if you don’t already, you will afterwards, for having subjected yourself to this sh*t.
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@@dyskr coming from a kpop fan: spamming unrelated comments with your fav isn’t gonna get them to listen, dude.
Wait, in his book he said he was never molested but didn’t he say a few times that he was? Im not saying he was lying about that it just seems confusing.
i think he said it in his famous ig live but i could be remembering wrong.. don’t care enough to look it up tho lol. it’s possible he was but wasn’t comfortable sharing that at the time of writing the book.
I was looking for this comment. I thought the same thing. He did mention that he had in his Instagram live
your ad reads are honestly iconic
the new hair fits you so well 🥺🥺
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Shane made a conspiracy video with his older brother about flat earth once, pretty sure his brother is a flat earther. Other than that, I don’t think I’ve ever heard him mentioned
when i thought he couldnt get worse
Yea, he is just as much of a Weirdo. Honestly he seems like a Trump Head.
@@m00nrac00n oh ffs
the brother has a yt channel called Let's mind travel
10:56 "I don't know how America works."
Don't worry, no one knows either.
I used to be a Shane Stan so I’ll answer your questions.
Yes he’s mentioned his brother but not in a good few years he used to talk about him every so often I think his audience has only ever seen him like once or twice in older videos because he used to blog family get togethers. So yes we’ve known about his brother. I think he has 2 actually but he’s closer to (I had to google his name) Jerid. I looked it up and Jacob is a good like 9 years older or so. And about Dawson... so I read parts of his other book and in it he explains (and I think he might minor references to it like.. honestly maybe only 1-3 times in TH-cam videos) but he was obsessed with the titanic and wanted to be jack and jacks last name is Dawson so he’s been going by Shane Dawson since he was a kid
I honestly thought it was because he was into Dawson’s Creek & wants to be a filmmaker like Dawson 😅
Am I reading a Shane Dawson book or a Onision's failed book? - YES
"Six pack back fat" im sorry, that's actually hilarious 😭🤣
"Is that what everyone else does on coke? cuz all i used to do on coke was.... more coke" LOL
The idea that Shane probably thinks he’s special because he “almost died” once.....
I feel like I knew Shane had brothers but so much of what I "know" about him feels like a fever dream so I'm likely just imagining it lol
once again this guy📽doesn't hold a candle🏮to our fantastic📚Piers Morgan📺erotica novelist😅
Jujitsu Kaisen reference got me too excited. I need a hobby
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The black friend part reads like he never actually had a black friend and just made all this shit up for a "And then everyone clapped" moment
Don't know if anyone has said this yet, but I will. Shane is NOT an empath. Shane is a covert narcissist. Onision is a grandiose narcissist, which is why they are similar in motivation and some behaviors. Alizee, you are an absolute badass to be able to stomach that tripe smoothie of a book, I never would have made it through it. Thanks for the content, and I wish you the best. :)
I was gonna try get into TH-cam right when all the Shane stuff initially kicked off and this book was my first video idea but I just couldn't make myself read it because it was so awful, it was absolute torture so hats off for actually being able to get it done
11:15. "My audience will tire of it"
No, no we will not
Weird hearing someone say 'essay' along with 'Shane Dawson' and it not mean 'SA'
💀💀💀💀💀
Before I read his book I actually liked him and I read his book 3 years ago... I got off the Shane train pretty early, and I'm glad.
The black hair looks good.
"all i used to do on coke was... more coke" that was actually hilarious
Him and his employees got fired because the video was making fun of one of the coworkers and acting very unprofessional
I remember watching the video many many years ago. I think there was also a portion in the video where he was dancing on a pole inside the Jenny Craig office 😬
I would love for people to come forward, like the drunk teacher at prom, just to say if it’s true or not. I just don’t see how people remember word for word chats from 10+ years ago
That hand twin reference made me laugh so hard 😂😂😭😩😭
@18:24 "you're a strange little man" I couldn't help but laugh lmao
Dawson came from Leonardo DiCaprios character in Titanic "Jack Dawson"
Because Shane was obsessed with that movie or James Cameron or something
I always assumed it comes from Dawson’s Creek? his parody of Dawson’s Creek was a popular running skit series on his channel in the 00’s.
When you said "the mean girl got fat" I thought you were talking about Shane.
They say dark hair makes pale people look older, but somehow you manage to look even younger with this beautiful color.
hi alizee love your highlighter
Thanks, it's a nyx duo chrome silver highlighter!
All hail King Alizee Yeezy for suffering for us 🎺
starting to get the feeling raid might not be sponsoring alizee anymore as I haven’t seen them for awhile now. couldn’t tell you why tho great ads all around that raid could never dislike.
Gen Z ruined the word "essay" for me, now all I hear is SA
Gen z?? Lmao it's literally just a shorthand for Sexual assault to avoid being deleted or demonatized
your content helps me tolerate life😌🤚
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If you need a palette cleanser before the 2nd Shane book: do that Nier Automata video. Would love to hear your in depth opinion of this masterpiece of a game.
Yesss that's one of my favourite games!
alizee's ad reads bring me so much life
And after watching the video in its entirety- I am so GLAD I never brought his merchandise or his books when I was a fan... 🤢
like jujutsu kaisen lmaoooo
The dark hair looks so great💗 Absolutely gorgeous
yeah shane's book changes lives, for worse bc it makes want to not being alive but it changes it
Alizee Yeezy making the ultimate sacrifice for us on this holy week, just like it's written in the scriptures 🙏
He recalled the defence from his “black friend” with such stunning clarity, and conveniently, entirely in his defence, most likely mirroring a defence he himself would concoct. Wow, he must truly be infallible and any past transgressions must have been with all the best intentions, we all just misunderstood his brilliantly scathing commentary on society. He’s much too intelligent for us to relate. Thank you, black friend, for showing us the error of our ways.
I’m not PC cancel culture btw but he should just admit he was trying to be shocking and edgy and was too immature to do it with any tact, so now it’s retroactively satire. I don’t care that you made offensive jokes, I care that certain people think everyone else is as stupid as they are i.e. Tanamojojojo not knowing that racist words were racist.
It's a thing that pisses me off about a lot of edgelords. They moan about people being "too PC" but yet expect you to tiptoe around referring to their racist behaviour as racist, sexist behaviour as sexist etc. Tiptoeing around using words to describe things is what most people hate about so called "political correctness" in the first place!
"Political correctness" has just become a bullshit term to deflect criticisms of assholes being assholes when called out on it, having the gall to paint THEMSELVES as victims in the process. Cowardly snakes, the lot of the them.
YEAH
Also, I’ve listened to an interview where he said he just figured out the best way to see to the Jenny Craig women. It wasn’t.... that he cared.
Also, confirmed, Shane has never been molested.
Your black hair energises my soul to be able to put up with anything produced by Shane. I’m struggling listening to his ramblings but can handle it cause it’s exiting your mouth. On ya, lizard queen
Yes, he has a brother. Yes his original surname is Yaw. And yes, he has a video where u meet his brother-- the flat earther 💀🤡
Do the second one, please. I haven’t seen anyone else talk about it.
Shane “I Care A Lot” Dawson.
Also, Shane adopted the name Dawson from *drumroll* - Dawson’s Creek!!
Shane giveth, Shane taketh, and Shane nonceth
I love Wordsworth
This is so unrelated but girl I love your hair in this video
Also unrelated, stream ava max
Bless you for putting up with reading that drivel to entertain us 💜
Also, Nomo chocolate is amazing
That leg twin story felt like a fever dream
That Jujutsu Kaisen reference caught me off guard.
My girl, the things you put up with for us. Props 👊
18:45
I- am I the only one who had a mini flash back to the fred and shane issue way back? Where shane meet up with the (at the time) young fan fred all alone and such?
I see the weeb and exquisite side: "Jujutsu Kaisen"
As a person with schizophrenia, am I allowed to be extra offended by this book? Please?
Listening to you explain the “plot” of Shane’s delusions is really concerning.
I’m even more convinced that he’s some type of narcissist now.
Like wow. He’s just making up stories to excuse the terrible things he said/did in videos isn’t he.
There is a difference between jokes involving race and just being racist. Shane Dawson doesn’t know this difference.
Example joke (from an actual adult comedy): “. . . plus he’s big, strong, and whiter than anybody. And that’s got to count for something in this day and age even if it’s just for keeping liquor stores out of your neighborhoods.”
Meanwhile Shane Dawson was just out here doing literal black face for children and calling it “comedy”. Like no you talentless weasel 🤦♀️
“Tell that to the judge,” I choked on my tea
*Proves he's not racist by telling a story about a time he was racist*
Why does her t-shirt suit the video content so well😂
This video just made me happy because I love seeing your videos :)
Is there something different about the audio or is it my phone? Btw I love your hair sm omg
I thought it was just my crappy headphones!
The most interesting part of this book is the fact that Shane reveals that he has a brother
You’re making me want to dye my hair dark again it’s so pretty
If they ever make another live action Addams family movie, I hope they cast Alizee as Morticia.
what a lovely time we had listening to this incredible book