Poopless - (Official Music Video) Shameless Parody

Lyrics:
[Anig] Don't poop, no, don't try
Toilet’s been clogged for the longest time
Don't fart (oh), no, don't release
Loosen the tension and you might see a piece
[Yekim] But all of this feces has been building up
In my sleep, all I dream of is taking a dump
My intestines are cramping, it’s taking me out of my mind
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So right now I’m pooping
Right on the floor next to ya
Don’t know what I’m doing
But I need to get this duce out
Need to get this duce out
It’s smelling horrendous
Don’t think I’ll clean it up now
Could you do me a favour?
And clean up all this fecal
Clean up all this fecal
Matter, matter, clean up this fecal matter
Matter, matter, clean up this fecal matter
Matter, matter, clean up this fecal matter
Matter, matter, clean up this fecal matter
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[Anig] Was that a dream?
[Fecal] No, it’s real
[Anig] fart noise Now that you have me, do you want me still?
[Fecal] scoffs My stench is more renchy, it stays ‘round a long time, uh
[Anig] But I'm tired of smelling farts that are not mine, no
[Fecal] So many mornings I woke up abashed
By my smell, it reeks of a large fecal blast
Now it looks as if I’m not the worst smelling of my kind
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[Anig] Right now I’m rebelling
You’re just a fecal, you don’t own me
And you’re smelling horrendous
Unlock these chains right needer
Unlock these chains right needer
[Fecal] You really think I’m that stupid?
You’re just a meat, I’ll cook you!
There’s no getting out of it
Get ready to surrender
Are you ready to surrender?
No-uh, uh, uh, I am the fecal matter
No-uh, uh, uh, we are the fecal matters
No-uh, uh, uh, us is the fecal matters
No-uh, uh, uh, we is the fecal matters
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[Yekim] Hey you, why don’t you smell my feces
I want you to smell it, I want you to smell it, ehh
There is an odour in between us
Why don’t you take a whiff?
And I don't care if it smells putrid
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[Anig] Right now I’m angry!
Get outen my house or I’ll whip ya
You smell horrendous!
‘M giving you 5 more seconds
Giving you 2 more seconds
Why are you disobeying?
I’m even more angry now
And I won't not act on it
You know, you smell horrendous?
Oh goodness, you smell horrendous!
[Yekim & Anig] Ye-uh, uh, uh, we wanna do this now
Ye-uh, uh, uh, we wanna do this now
Ye-uh, uh, uh, we wanna do this now
Ye-uh, uh, uh, we’re gonna do this now Anig stabs the fecalty

[@airbagwarring1466]

1:28 that hand clap tho😂😂 AND THE DROP KILLS ME😂😂😂☠️

[@airbagwarring1466]

“ I guess I’m gonna have to call the plumber AGAIN” AGAIN😂😂😂

[@unipigstudios7794]

We’ll lend our respects to Arthur (the toilet) as he tries to get it down in these trying times.

[@chrisgabjeanzolifischer880]

this is the best thing I've ever laid my eyes on!

[@unipigstudios7794]

How could this possibly be? But thank you!

[@airbagwarring1466]

3:20 whoaa ✨✨✨

[@chrisgabjeanzolifischer880]

this vid is the new reason to live

[@unipigstudios7794]

Definitely! =-D

[@airbagwarring1466]

4:26 🤩 these shots look so profesional

[@swap_sid]

very very funny lyrics and well made video!!!

[@unipigstudios7794]

Thank you! We put a lot of time into this one, but it was very fun to make nonetheless. I haven’t heard from you in a while. How’ve you been?

[@michaelthaddeus9773]

@@unipigstudios7794 very insightful, how much time exactly? The time and dedication shows. Such an expertly crafted film, booming with exceptional videography technique and enchanting vocals! Very well done indeed.

[@airbagwarring1466]

5:25 🤩

[@Halo-YT]

This video is a work of art lol

[@unipigstudios7794]

Thanks a bunch

[@michaelthaddeus9773]

Agreed, a phenomenal take on the treacheries of camping. One of the most insidious aspects indeed!

[@airbagwarring1466]

0:38 “Lard Arsh”

[@unipigstudios7794]

Finally, a translation!

[@laurencanihaveyourcamila5749]

what did I just watch

[@chrisgabjeanzolifischer880]

...what the ****

[@airbagwarring1466]

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1:31

[@adriel3339]

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