First couple had the most atrocious meal ideas and are very very delusional BUT they were so lovely & loving to each other I'd do my best to suffer through their dinner because I like them so much.
I went through of a phase of watching this show almost daily but went off it a couple of years ago. For some reason I've gotten back into it and I'd forgotten how much it puts me in stitches 🤣 the narrator adds to it so much, I love it! 😁
There’s nothing wrong with the sardines, just plain rude tbh. At least be honest and say you don’t like it rather than pretending and making the host sad
Goodness that first couples food looked scary. What the heck kind custard was that?! And the meat was so unappealing looking. Looks like the kind of thing you'd eat if you wanted to spend the night being sick
@@ilovegot7754 I literally like and eat anything, but have an aversion and a visceral reaction to any kind of fish or seafood like that guy just did....it's almost like...people have varying palettes, or something. And i grew up in rural Hungary where i cleaned and filled our own slaughtered pigs intestines myself....
Yes you can now find him in the British museum as a part of the dying breed exhibition 😄. Seriously there aren't many Goths left knocking about so respect to him
i never understood why the guy didnt just be honest and say he hated sardines. Would of saved you trying to prove everyone wrong when getting called out for hiding it, and puking at the table...
It was essentially fondue, which can be quite nice with pieces of bread or veggies. In America hot wings are typically served at bbq or during a Super Bowl party. I’ve never had them at a dinner party, a bit awkward to eat.
I do agree with this, but I also think that a lot of people won’t even try it once. I used to such a picky eater because I wouldn’t even try things before deciding I didn’t like them. Once I started trying everything at least once, I found tons of new foods that I liked (and would’ve never eaten previously)
@@francescacasar doesn’t matter. No one has the right to force/shame/guilt anyone into eating anything. Respect peoples boundaries. I don’t like the textures of certain foods and people have always tried to bully me into eating things I don’t want to eat.
I can take the strange food however what I cannot turn a blind eye to is the shop bought microwave doughnuts! If your going to enter a cooking contest you HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING!
The first one shocked me, I don't know if there's a Manchester on Jupiter but ive lived in the one on earth for 20 years and ive never seen people like that in my life.
Correct me if am wrong.... the very last couple who are hosting... were on another show called "tattoo of us"... apparently the guy cheated on her and she got him a revenge tattoo 😂
I remember one of the worst was like volcano of mince over of insta mash and a field of package rice. He even was like the mash is the clouds, the rice the sandy beach and the blue plate was the sea.
I really like this show!! From the 'States' it's so funny to watch British people be rude !!🤣 Even their rude is polite!!! Let's see how a show like this goes in the 'States'... Disaster waiting to be filmed!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can picture the food flying across the table at someone's head now...❤️🤣
honestly i couldn't eat for two days after putting this video together
Just don't fill up on ectoplasm
😂😂😂
Love these videos, keep posting :) used to watch CDWM all the time when I lived in the UK.
Top lad
@@victorymansions 😂
Imagine going onto the show and then seeing yourself on this list years later
😂😂😂
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Which contestant were you ?
😂😂😂
Yeah me 😂
The first people genuinely thought their food was the best as well
Delusion is a helluva drug
well they also think they look cool.
@@noticing33 lolol
First couple had the most atrocious meal ideas and are very very delusional BUT they were so lovely & loving to each other I'd do my best to suffer through their dinner because I like them so much.
she spits chewed pork into his mouth at one point
@@zakboardman163 Yeah that was minging.
Ikr they are so sweet, kind, and accepting. I bet they are wonderful friends but I wouldn't eat some of their food
Suffer through? Just because they make awful food doesn't make them bad people why like about it just be honest have fun
@@rhys2040because, in most cases, when you go over to someone's place for dinner, you are probably expected to eat their food.
Are you daft?
Love how that guy got caught hiding the sardine under the pasta!
"Tastes like skin, doesn't it?" I died.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was not ready for this comment. I choked on my smoke.
Pmsfl 😂 😂
The first group of peeps seemed really nice and wholesome.
love the guy that hated his own food
I went through of a phase of watching this show almost daily but went off it a couple of years ago. For some reason I've gotten back into it and I'd forgotten how much it puts me in stitches 🤣 the narrator adds to it so much, I love it! 😁
He really does doesnt he!!!
Me too!
The narrator _makes_ this show!
Its the best
Dave Lamb is the icing on the cake. He says what everyone is thinking but hearing the impeccable delivery is truly genius 😂
The vegetarian made me laugh 5:18 “ just eat it it’s food what’s your problem “ .
The best thing about this whole show is the narrator. Class.
I say this every time 🤣 He is pure gold!
I’ll never forget that goth guy and blondie 🥴🤢
When she spat in his mouth and exchanged food 🤮 just gross !
@Stabswache I'd say pretty ballsy.
What??? Did I miss that part?
That was the most sickening thing I'd ever seen in my life
@@DocBree13 it's in the full episode. It's so gross, I don't recommend watching
still gives me the shivers
There’s nothing wrong with the sardines, just plain rude tbh. At least be honest and say you don’t like it rather than pretending and making the host sad
Sardines are a risky choice for a dinner party though. I enjoy them, but a lot of people don't.
I don’t like the weird hair type bones in sardines. I like tinned sardines though.
@@Kevinacharlesrisky in Britain not in southern Europe where us a delicacy and people know how to eat them properly and peel the bones . 😬
@@verucasalt9182 agreed. BTW, your username makes me nostalgic for the 90's.
“… the flavour has dried out of it, it’s like Gandhi’s flip flop” 🩴 😂😂😂😂😂
Imagine being invited to a dinner party by the first couple , I got so many excuses.
excuses or questions HAHA
@Victor Joseph pretty sure it’s a man
just a man and he is a gith i think, he just likes the look
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Weirdest couple I’ve ever seen (I don’t feel I need to specify who I’m referring to)
''I didnt expect her to eat a chicken wing with her hands cos she so classy''
Do i even need to say anything ?
I wouldn’t eat anything the first couple made even if you paid me 🤢🤢🤢🤢
What if Jeff bezos gave you 1 billion and free amazon stuff
@@jaymurray2216 For a billion I’d eat it every day for a week at tell everyone I love it
Her nails really sent me over the edge. Who knows what’s under those.
Snob
I’d try the bacon roly-poly
Goodness that first couples food looked scary. What the heck kind custard was that?! And the meat was so unappealing looking. Looks like the kind of thing you'd eat if you wanted to spend the night being sick
as a chef my stomach curled looking at their food, no "custard" should look like that 🤢
Yes, there's no way I would eat that. My knife and fork would have stayed on the table
@@jmill09if your a chef you should know that that “custard” was essentially fondue so like
I think they were trying to make aligot. At least that’s the only thing I know that is that consistency.
The way Lamby said *“FISH??!!”* at 7:21 totally floored me 😂😂😂😂
And then *”SKIN??!!!”* at 7:43 😂😂😂
I am crying 😂😂😂
That first one is completely repulsive 🤢
Please continue making these compilation videos :)
''Its as dry as Ghandis flip flop'' lol
“Don’t eat it we’re going to McDonald’s!”
First one was probably the worst I've ever seen, absolute car crash
"I just felt sorry for me stomajh" lol what an accent! ❤
Stumahkkgghh
Scousers use the Arabic letter خ
The way that cheese "custard " lift of the plate with the entire food 😅
“And those dips” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"they managed to ruin both of my favourite thing tablet and irn bru"
only a scotish person can say that
That first couples meal looks shocking and embarrassing i dont know how they can serve it im glad they all saw the funny side 😄 very funny
"it's like Gandhi's flip flop!" KILLED ME
I couldn't eat anything served up by the first two. Absolutely vile. 🤢
Teriyaki guy has never cooked in his life lololol
The bloke who nearly puked had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
The first couple are weirdos but they're nice weirdos (:
I would like to watch that episode because all those couples seemed to get along well.
the Scottish float is so funny. I can’t stop laughing
Not gonna lie: those sardines looked delicious.
I thought the same thing, with the pasta it looked like a nice meal 😭 she's deffo a chicken nuggets and oven chips kind of girl
@@ilovegot7754 I literally like and eat anything, but have an aversion and a visceral reaction to any kind of fish or seafood like that guy just did....it's almost like...people have varying palettes, or something.
And i grew up in rural Hungary where i cleaned and filled our own slaughtered pigs intestines myself....
@@Heckinwhatonearth Congratulations to you but I don’t care
@@ilovegot7754 😬😭😭
I thought the whole point of the show was to impress your guests with your culinary skills?! Maybe not and it's a joke menu that's all the rage lol
But this is the British version. Much funnier!
Is there some backstory to that guy who was dressed like Alice coopers meets Casper?
Yes you can now find him in the British museum as a part of the dying breed exhibition 😄. Seriously there aren't many Goths left knocking about so respect to him
He's old school goth
Fun fact : He was once a member of Cradle Of Filth! 🤣
Did he used to work at Renholm industries in the IT department?
Yeah mate her fkn rank dinners she makes, slowly killing him... that ain't make up he's already dead lol
I was fine up until the cheese custard and i physically started retching and laughing because it's a video lolol. Now that's impressively gross!
i never understood why the guy didnt just be honest and say he hated sardines. Would of saved you trying to prove everyone wrong when getting called out for hiding it, and puking at the table...
Aside from the rolly polly meat and pea puree, I'd be down to try the first meal. Definitely sounds more like a struggle meal tho...
So you’d try the cheese sauce?
@@JulieWallis1963 mayhaps
It was essentially fondue, which can be quite nice with pieces of bread or veggies. In America hot wings are typically served at bbq or during a Super Bowl party. I’ve never had them at a dinner party, a bit awkward to eat.
fair play to the lady that said there people in the world with no food on the table , i find sardines are better in the tin ,
1st couple the fella reminds me of Richard of IT Crowd 🤣
Richmond. Marilyn Manson from Wish. 🤭
Can't believe people try to force/shame/guilt people into trying food they don't want to eat
I do agree with this, but I also think that a lot of people won’t even try it once. I used to such a picky eater because I wouldn’t even try things before deciding I didn’t like them. Once I started trying everything at least once, I found tons of new foods that I liked (and would’ve never eaten previously)
@@francescacasar doesn’t matter. No one has the right to force/shame/guilt anyone into eating anything. Respect peoples boundaries. I don’t like the textures of certain foods and people have always tried to bully me into eating things I don’t want to eat.
@@cc97143 well then you probably wouldn't go on a program like this
"Chili and cherry cola chicken wings, and those dips." 😂
ryan is just so funny 😂
The first couple cooking was lovely, Just weird food
the first couple are oddly perfect
If you aren't going to try dishes, you should be an immediate dismissal from the judging - on both ends
My man made soufflé out of halwa mix 💀
Crying 😂😂😂
Main course was Absolutely vile, I'd 🤢 🤮🤮
Anyone know what the blue dip was// why it was blue ??
it was 'blue' cheese 🤨- th-cam.com/video/VDZDEJ2ojgA/w-d-xo.html
Or toilet duck 🦆
Looked bogging..🤮
1:40 There was still chicken on the wings!! Nooooo an African's worst nightmare
The vegetarian about the fish head 😂😂 That was such a tornado of thoughts
First couple are so eccentric, they seem great, horrible food, but great nonetheless.
Never heard of that type of custard before 🤣
I knew that ice cream float would be on this list, the first time I saw that episode I remember I cry laughed!
0:13 Not being rude, but that guy looks like the love child of Marilyn Manson and Jack Black!
I’m sorry I would refuse to eat that main course .
The first couples food looks terrible. I wouldn't have eaten any of it.
I can take the strange food however what I cannot turn a blind eye to is the shop bought microwave doughnuts! If your going to enter a cooking contest you HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING!
What was so bad about the gulab jamun and what looked like mango and kulfi (ice cream)? Surely doesn't deserve to be on this list?
Simply not to Western tastes. I imagine it's more about their reaction to the dish than a critique of Indian cuisine 😂
It looked nice honestly, but they all hated it - even the guy who made it.
That's when you know it's bad
I don’t even understand why he made it when he’s just English. No connection at all. If you’ve never had the dish don’t make it
Actually if Cola chicken done right it is absolutely delicious.
I wouldn’t eat anything the first couple served me even if you paid me
i don't get what's wrong with the sardine one....
rairai looks like an overly exited garden gnome.
I knew this was gonna be bad but I don’t wanna eat ever again.
That first goth man had amazingly beautiful clear skin.
He’s wearing as much makeup as his Mrs
The first one shocked me, I don't know if there's a Manchester on Jupiter but ive lived in the one on earth for 20 years and ive never seen people like that in my life.
Lol I love boomers who can't have their eyes assaulted by diversity. Hilarious!
Bahaha "gandhi's flip flop" fk that got me 😂
Correct me if am wrong.... the very last couple who are hosting... were on another show called "tattoo of us"... apparently the guy cheated on her and she got him a revenge tattoo 😂
I laughed myself so hard I had to pause
The first one is powerfully delusional
I remember one of the worst was like volcano of mince over of insta mash and a field of package rice.
He even was like the mash is the clouds, the rice the sandy beach and the blue plate was the sea.
The first one was the first episode I ever saw of this program. Got me hooked - honestly thought it was a showcase for British cooking 🤣🤣🤣
3:40 “You can’t read a book by its cover … JUDGE”
Hahahaha when that dude took a bite of the sardine HAHAHAHA His face HAHAHAHA
I really like this show!! From the 'States' it's so funny to watch British people be rude !!🤣
Even their rude is polite!!!
Let's see how a show like this goes in the 'States'... Disaster waiting to be filmed!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can picture the food flying across the table at someone's head now...❤️🤣
"the flavour's dried out of it , it's like gandhis flip flop" LOL
The first meal.. wow wouldn’t even eat that if I was starving.
10:18 right OK Brian 😭
The first couple 😂😂😂😂😂
Her face at 8:04 😭
>vomit inducing
>Manchester
checks out.
Man... I'd wanna hang out with the first couple, but maybe I'll do the cooking...
On what planet is halva a soufflé?
I think that was supposed to be ras Malai
Ikr lol
absolute total chaos unmitigated disaster 😭😭😭 using that from now on
Who would serve chicken wings at a dinner party its like the messiest meal!!
A lot of people do
@@ThisBitchOnCamera on a cooking show, though? Chicken’s fine but chicken wings is mental
I love the gay couple in this,so funny.
How did they make the dip blue was it food Colouring
Blue cheese
I hope it wasn't curacao
That first couple are living in some alternative universe..their "food" was the most disgusting and disturbing mess I've ever seen!! 🤮
I’m glad he specified that he’d eat a dead dog and not an alive one
TBF I wouldn't mind trying cheese custard 😂
Gandhi's flipflop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Grooosssss….the worst meal in Come Dine w me. Horrendous
5:20 how can she say that when she’s a vegetarian get over it it’s already dead and it’s food on the table eat it
what a chamber of horrors
This is why you never eat in people's house 😂
“Ghandis flip flop” yeah ive heard that being used elsewhere. Cough cough* Gordon Ramsay