Have to admit - I had a g/f who was acting weird about "visiting her sister tomorrow" and when her sister showed up a day early and had no idea about the "visit" the next day. I looked through my g/f's phone and sure enough she was texting a dude about seeing eachother. If you look through your partners phone it better be for a real reason and also it better be the end of the relationship (it was for me).
I’m Chicano and my family gets rid of the “evil eye” or “mal ojo” by rubbing an egg over the body while reciting prayer and then cracking it into a glass to read the contents. There are also some different cleansings that involve the spitting of alcohol and the use of bundles of herbs that they slap you with. 😆 It’s interesting to hear how Greeks do it!🤘🏽
Eldis talking about forcing himself not to touch himself in the beginning of a porno made me lose it during work 🤣thank god no one asked why I was laughing.
I housed David Gborie when he was a young comedian coming through Humboldt County CA. We watched porn with a bunch of other comedians and he was absolutley hilariious on and off the stage.
i’m having a shit day at work but went on break went home took a dab drank a beer went got some mcdonald’s and just got back eating now AND NOW first thing that pops up is this with 0 views, it’s the little things in that life that can turn into big things
"Hey stavvy, can you provide me with unqualified financial and medical advice?" Homie is tryna sue you after this episode lmao that's how he's trying to get out of debt
24:56 while not showing feet may be a small part of it, there’s actually a reason behind keeping shoes on in porn, and why chicks in porn(esp if you’re into more ‘mature’ women) will wear the thigh highs aside from looks and not showing feet; it helps keep the blood flow/circulation going during long shoots(which is especially important for dudes obviously). Source; boyfriend does porn lol
If he ever finally get a sponsorship / collab w a certain kind of pill company or some kind of sex related collab I bet he could def make that a successful staple of the stavvy baby enterprise lol
Christianity survived because one of the many strategies (outside of terror) used to make individuals “believe” is taking over features of the original religion. For example, pagan gathering points became churches or festivals became holidays. African slaves’ Sanatoria hid voodoo deities behind Catholic saints.
Eldis forcing himself to watch porn he wasn't really into without jerking it had me wheezing. Also some of Stavvy's "joke" business ideas are actually hilariously genius sometimes. I think an adult film mystery box subscription could probably sell very well to his podcast demographic.
FYI: American chicken is rinsed in bleach already, and washing your chicken refers to washing, rinsing or brining in salt water, vinegar or lemon juice, which doesn't kill any bacteria, but does tenderise and flavour the meat.
As a fellow fat guy. I respect that we know how long we have to not refrigerate pizza and other things. a 2 day cap for several foods and or microwave cover versus cellophane wrap and refrigeration.
On the washing chicken with soap/vinegar/bleach - most American non-organic poultry is already bleached because animal welfare standards are so terrible, chicken are often from huge factories where they walk in their own shit for years... hence the industry already bleaches it - which is a major reason Europe has yet to sign a full trade deal with the US. As people here do not want bleached meat (also full of hormones) to be put into fast food, restaurant meals etc...
There isnt a way to get rid of the evil eye in morocco that i know of but if someone says mashallah b4 a compliment tht cancels out the evil eye. Hand of Fatima charms too
This episode is so good! Everyone bounced off each other's energy really well. Some of my favorite guests on the pod!
The way eldis makes stav laugh harder than anything makes me so happy
I love that too. That's fam right there.
Eldis is hilarious as well
😊same
It’s fully fully the definition of joyful masculinity. Bro-ulinity
I like how Stav has an assortment of pastel tank tops lmaooo
Wife beating on fleek.
Tank tops are so comfy, I don't blame him. Can't have all white
He used to be in a frat lol
@@planb5260😂😂😂
Have to admit - I had a g/f who was acting weird about "visiting her sister tomorrow" and when her sister showed up a day early and had no idea about the "visit" the next day. I looked through my g/f's phone and sure enough she was texting a dude about seeing eachother. If you look through your partners phone it better be for a real reason and also it better be the end of the relationship (it was for me).
I’m Chicano and my family gets rid of the “evil eye” or “mal ojo” by rubbing an egg over the body while reciting prayer and then cracking it into a glass to read the contents. There are also some different cleansings that involve the spitting of alcohol and the use of bundles of herbs that they slap you with. 😆 It’s interesting to hear how Greeks do it!🤘🏽
Every second of this episode has been absolutely delightful. In between laughs, I’m still smiling. 😊
Eldis talking about forcing himself not to touch himself in the beginning of a porno made me lose it during work 🤣thank god no one asked why I was laughing.
28:03
Eldis softcore
Eldis circling back to the softcore had me dead
Also as a light skinned brotha drinking a kraken and coke, I feel attacked.
This was a great episode. You guys have some real chemistry
I'm ashamed to admit I never knew of My Momma Told Me podcast until I saw this. Now I'm binge listening it from episode 1 and it's great.
It's the greatest. Has me dying of laughter at work
Yooo we need Stav on All Fantasy Everything with Gborie
I housed David Gborie when he was a young comedian coming through Humboldt County CA. We watched porn with a bunch of other comedians and he was absolutley hilariious on and off the stage.
Such a great way to end my workshift.
Exactly
That's what I was thinking
Great way to start mine.
Was gonna save it for tm morning but I'm just gonna go for it now
It’s getting me through mine rn
I love how instead of trying another take on the babel ad he just dubbed "fall" over "summer" lmao
Classic Greek behavior
That's an upgrade compared to Cumtown reads.
i’m having a shit day at work but went on break went home took a dab drank a beer went got some mcdonald’s and just got back eating now AND NOW first thing that pops up is this with 0 views, it’s the little things in that life that can turn into big things
All-time great episode
I feel bad for the support beams in that building they’re in.
"Hey stavvy, can you provide me with unqualified financial and medical advice?" Homie is tryna sue you after this episode lmao that's how he's trying to get out of debt
a little late to the party, but this was awesome. thank you
Langston rules. South Side is one of the funniest shows of the past decade.
I’ve listened to every episode and this is the hardest Stav has laughed by far. Kills me every time 😍
This one is a classic
I watch this episode (or pieces of it) multiple times a week. It's like the 60 Minutes of comedy interviews.
Holy shit! The crossover I never knew I needed. Listen to My Mamma Told Me.
Microchips in your anus…
Langlang deals with litebite so welll 🖤
They have taught me so much
Listening to this while trying to tattoo myself was a bad idea lmao “a form of meditation” killed me 😂😂
‘you’re the sickest man that’s ever lived” 😂😂😂
The visual 😂😂😂😂
Tattooing yourself sounds like a bad idea no matter what... 😅
@@reinier123 it also sounds like a band name
especially on the shin lol not fun@@reinier123
as a man taking a wildly long dump, I truly appreciate this content.
24:56 while not showing feet may be a small part of it, there’s actually a reason behind keeping shoes on in porn, and why chicks in porn(esp if you’re into more ‘mature’ women) will wear the thigh highs aside from looks and not showing feet; it helps keep the blood flow/circulation going during long shoots(which is especially important for dudes obviously).
Source; boyfriend does porn lol
Thank you for introducing me to these guys, awesome episode!
This will power me through the rest of my work shift
"The Mailman". Good lord that cracked me up 😂
Bring them back 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Damn, didn't even know their pod existed, adding it now. They got to get Stavvy on "All fantasy everything"
Get Stav on an ep of AFE!
"a nebulous opportunity that was never explained to us" is actually an amazing summary of cumtown
Loved this so much!!! Big fan of my momma told me and Stavvy so this was a dream come true ❤
28:45 Thank me later, Eldis is hilarious 😂😂😂
Wasn't familiar with these two til now. Top tier episode.
Such a blessed Monday, praise the lawd there’s a new Stavvys wrld
You got it, boss hoss
Stop appropriating black culture
Loved this episode! ❤️
Pizza doesn’t get old. It just fades away.
How often Lanston Kerman sasy 'Woah' to something David Gborie says makes you think the two guys just met on Savvy's World.
Holy hell, Stavvy. I would sign up for jerk box. I need help!
If he ever finally get a sponsorship / collab w a certain kind of pill company or some kind of sex related collab I bet he could def make that a successful staple of the stavvy baby enterprise lol
Extreme jumpscare when Langston Kerman starts talking about the murderer that was in my grade in high school and I find out he's from my town
I would love to see Stavvy on MMTM. Please let it happen, Langston and David!
Christianity survived because one of the many strategies (outside of terror) used to make individuals “believe” is taking over features of the original religion. For example, pagan gathering points became churches or festivals became holidays. African slaves’ Sanatoria hid voodoo deities behind Catholic saints.
this ep is legendary
Wow this was a great episode top 2 in my opinion
18:37 Dallas! Shoutout for roasting my city! 😂
10:00 shittin me.... high fives all around at the end of every journey 😂❤
three of my fave pods coming together?? fuckin beautiful.
28:59 Eldis and his form of meditation 😂
Stav let me on the podcast I do Witchcraft
Every time David laughs i hear the intro to Feel Good Inc.
Eldis forcing himself to watch porn he wasn't really into without jerking it had me wheezing.
Also some of Stavvy's "joke" business ideas are actually hilariously genius sometimes. I think an adult film mystery box subscription could probably sell very well to his podcast demographic.
just saw langston in Vancouver. he was 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Caribbean Afro people squeeze lemon juice on chicken to clean it in order to “cut the freshness”.
This awesome, my momma told me is the shit. Sup lil mamas?!
Best episode hands down
My two favorite podcasts together! Stav is a visionary. Proud Kermcasian here.
langston is so funny. watched bust down a while back, convinced if it wasnt on peacock it would have been bigger.
The seamless ads 🤌
"You need a little magic in your life" realest shit ever right there lol 🎉
Great pod crew
I think it’s hilarious that this podcast full of comedians talking shit is also mentally healthy AF lmfao
How many episodes are we away from stav doing this podcast on a scooter?
When the gain is in the red, turn it down a smidge.
FYI: American chicken is rinsed in bleach already, and washing your chicken refers to washing, rinsing or brining in salt water, vinegar or lemon juice, which doesn't kill any bacteria, but does tenderise and flavour the meat.
Best stavv episode!
It’s so nice when the guests are NW
The car enthusiast was great 😂
Damn y’all gotta do Sacramento like that? I swear we got nice spots😂😂😂
Hell yeah we got fatblack and skinnyblack
is that veeze 😭😭
Great show lmao
I think That Chapter has the story of the girl that murdered her mom with the boyfriend if you want to check it out 1:16:00
I have never washed chicken!!!😂😂❤❤ love you Stavy,Eldis!!❤❤
Red Shoe Diaries….I’ll leave that there.
Already know this is gonna be a good one Langston is hilarious on Bust Down and was great in The Boys
Need to get the beautiful dawg Shane Gillis on an episode
Three X is mild moonshine. You want the five X moonshine.
The 🌽flix delivery service is genius Stav 😅😭🙇🏻♂️🙏
Such a good episode
LD killed this episode
I fucks with that 2 day pizza lmao, it be like that sometimes.
As a fellow fat guy. I respect that we know how long we have to not refrigerate pizza and other things. a 2 day cap for several foods and or microwave cover versus cellophane wrap and refrigeration.
Stavs porn subscription idea would fix all the problems we experience in modern society
Eldis becomes a producer and start appreciating the cinematography in porn
Great vid guy
On the washing chicken with soap/vinegar/bleach - most American non-organic poultry is already bleached because animal welfare standards are so terrible, chicken are often from huge factories where they walk in their own shit for years... hence the industry already bleaches it - which is a major reason Europe has yet to sign a full trade deal with the US. As people here do not want bleached meat (also full of hormones) to be put into fast food, restaurant meals etc...
Langston is outta his element with the porn talk😂
Experts say that during nuclear warfare, the living envy the dead.
The adds are hilarious
1:16:00 YOOO I just listened to pod about that exact situation right before this episode,he went to school with her no way
yeah thats wild, I remember watching something about that case. The girl and her boyfriend we complete POS.
yeah I was in her class in HS, didn't know her personally but was friend of her friends. It happened the summer we were graduating.
Bring the SSYP theme song song back, that shit was an absolute banger
Perfect timing
these boys funny as shit
I was so lucky I had 2 sisters so there was always a Victoria’s Secret mag in the shitter great childhood
I’ll have them know they just lost a potential croatian fan smh 😒
There isnt a way to get rid of the evil eye in morocco that i know of but if someone says mashallah b4 a compliment tht cancels out the evil eye. Hand of Fatima charms too
This pod is fucking hilarious. ❤
When does Kush Brothers air?
Lmao best episode yet 😂😂😂