Imagine being a literal demigod, and having some dude come to fight you with nothing more than a metal strainer on his head, a steel ball on each hand, and a turtle shell on his back. He beats you almost entirely to death within minutes, like you *barely* cling to life, only for him to cover his eyes, scream, hemorrhage blood from every orifice, and then fall asleep and die.
I mean, if I were a horse and some dude was sitting on me going insane, dripping with poison and plague, and occasionally spewing out blood and ice, I'd probably take the chance to run away once he fell asleep, too.
I'm almost certain the enemies were especially aggressive because they thought your condition was contagious and wanted to kill you before it could spread.
Its impressive that you made a mod that lets you play as a narcoleptic hemophiliac, who also suffers from chronic migraines, thyroid issues, a lowered immune system that causes you to be prone to infection, and rolling induced boneitis. Really feels like you've gone the extra mile here; 10/10, would proc again.
One thing i've learnt from this video is how deadly the Sleep debuff really is despite how underutilized it was in the actual game. makes me rather excited (and worried) how the DLC is gonna be like since Sleep does plays a rather huge role in it.
Deathblight from Fia Frostbite from Ranni Scarlet Rot from Millicent Madness from Hyetta Poison from Tanith Blood Loss from... Mohg? Sleep from Phillia
Y'know, I grew up with one saying from an experienced man named 'Skumnut.' He had a saying, "That was such horrible timing, and I'm about to die from death."
For the Godskin Duo, their hitbox remains active for a short time as they are dying and just after, so you can stack up some extra damage by attacking as they are dying. Won't have to fight so many that way.
When I first started watching, I expected you to be one of those ultra edgelords, but once I saw how funny yet respectful in the videos and how kind you are in the comment section, I knew this was a channel 100% worth watching and subbing to. You’re a real one skum
Thank you for showing us what it would be like to be bleeding internally, always having melationin, stuck on fiery shrooms, having food poison, being unbelievably cold, having rot on your body, and having roots planted inside you that grow when you roll around in elden Ring, I had a science assignment about that
Since the *canon lore* of this video is all the status effects are stds from all the maidens, who do you think each one is from? I'm guessing fia is deathblight, ranni is frostbite, hyetta is madness, rya is poison, millicent is rot, and clearly varre is bleed, but who is sleep from? We need the std run deep lore
41:22 godskin duo is so infamously annoying that I’m pretty sure it’s for a lot of people broke the rules during their runs I personally find the bosses pretty ok if you aren’t using summons, then you’re gonna need sleep pots but if you’re using sleep pants that you weren’t gonna need summons, you use both your guaranteed to win the fight
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Great gimmick run, & making deathblight tied to rolling was a nice workaround . would have been interesting if you tied the other statuses to actions also (like attacking built bloodloss,running made you mad & jumping made you sleepy or something) This was a great wach, +the guilty gear ost was awesome
I was thr one who suggested removing the armor at the end of the run in the hope of getting a longer stream but that didn't work unfortunately you're just too good
"Jesus was the first JoJo" Strictly speaking, "Jesus of Nazareth" was his government name. His birth name was "Joshua, son of Joseph". I don't know much about JJBA, but that seems like the kind of thing that would be canon.
Unfortunately, although both sleep, both have gone completely mad and both are rotted and decrepit, at least Skum isn't getting lost trying to leave the tutorial unlike Joe who wouldn't make it past the door
Very original. Fuck Joe Biden, and fuck creepy weirdos simping for Trump with over 40 sexual assault suits (some involving children), good friend of epstein.
Yk almost 2 years ago you appeared in my feed because I watched any and all of the elden ring playtest to get an understanding of every possible detail. Since then you’ve become one of my favorite Elden ring content creators because your commentary is just hilarious sometimes. Glad to see you’re still at it can’t wait to see how you handle the dlc when that drops in 3023
0:04 you can do this since the four kings, but death animations of shared healthbar bosses can still be damaged so you can wipe godskin duo in 6 or so hits
The only time status effects ever factored into my builds (and I have done a lot) was a poorly made bleed build I had for a couple hours in my second playthrough before I got bored of it.
3:37 personally, I love scarlet rot 💀 it’s so juicy when it Procs and just like that 30% of almost any bosses health gone completely incurable get fucked
ive only been watching skumnuts videos since the answer to “can i beat eden ring when” as long as your damage:fp ratio is decent. or if you can do ANY amount of damage, the answer is yes fists do damage. so yes T pose spell does damage - almost yes giants flame - does damage so yea
Man, your channel, your runs and first and foremost your attitude and entertainment levels are the fucking goat. Keep on keeping on my guy, your content is literally so enjoyable.
Imagine being a literal demigod, and having some dude come to fight you with nothing more than a metal strainer on his head, a steel ball on each hand, and a turtle shell on his back. He beats you almost entirely to death within minutes, like you *barely* cling to life, only for him to cover his eyes, scream, hemorrhage blood from every orifice, and then fall asleep and die.
Ah yes, the tarnished with schizophrenia, anemia, narcolepsy, and cancer
@@merfblaster
and hypothermia
I’d think this guy must have sacrificed everything to gain this power and die content thinking I didn’t just get killed by a diseased hobo
@@merfblasterdysentery
A Mimir
Thank you for portraying how it feels to stand up in your mid twenties through an elden ring run
just doing my job
Im only 18 but I feel you on that
@@nobodyaltyt103bro said “im only 18”
your life is over my boy
I turn 30 next month, pray for me.
@@62cky4powerthirstwelcome to hell
I mean, if I were a horse and some dude was sitting on me going insane, dripping with poison and plague, and occasionally spewing out blood and ice, I'd probably take the chance to run away once he fell asleep, too.
I accidentally skipped over the "if I were a horse" part when reading this 😂😂😂
Bro wrote a poem
I'm almost certain the enemies were especially aggressive because they thought your condition was contagious and wanted to kill you before it could spread.
Lore accurate Medieval Era
Its impressive that you made a mod that lets you play as a narcoleptic hemophiliac, who also suffers from chronic migraines, thyroid issues, a lowered immune system that causes you to be prone to infection, and rolling induced boneitis.
Really feels like you've gone the extra mile here; 10/10, would proc again.
ufff. that's an entire season of House M.D. summarized in this comment. 10/10
what do thyroid issues do? How does that relate to the frsotbite here?
I am curious.
Because his body is cooling down rapidly, signifying low metabolism. Which proves his thyroid issue.
@@huskyhd693 ah thanks!
I'm beginning to think these scrumptious runs are just an excuse for Skumnut's kink for mental pain
That’s a valid point tho😭
One thing i've learnt from this video is how deadly the Sleep debuff really is despite how underutilized it was in the actual game.
makes me rather excited (and worried) how the DLC is gonna be like since Sleep does plays a rather huge role in it.
The sleep builds are literally being slept on 💤
How's that going for you now that it's out lmao
I got slept once and it wasnt from the meter filling up lol
"I'm not a masochist. I'm just pushing my body to its limits and seeing if I can take it."
-real life Markiplier.
Deathblight from Fia
Frostbite from Ranni
Scarlet Rot from Millicent
Madness from Hyetta
Poison from Tanith
Blood Loss from... Mohg?
Sleep from Phillia
MOHG?
blood loss from Eleonora
Sleep from philia…
Hey…
Hey wait a second-
Bleed me, Mohglester 👉👈🥺
Even here Melina is underused :/
I loved being there for it live. It was my first time watching him live and it wonderful. Thank you for suffering for our enjoyment skum 😊
thanks for stopping by the stream
Judging by the length of this video and that it isn’t April first, yes.
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks
Yeah, I get a tiny bit annoyed that people word their titles like questions. It doesn't really matter.. but like, most likely the answer is "yes" lol.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when skum uploads
edit: HOLY I feel the likes coming deep inside me
Remove the s replace the k with c in skum
have a good day
Always
True😁
@@Skumnutshut up
When skum does these challenges, he eminates pure alpha male energy, but im still convinced he's a masochistic sub
Oh nice, a run that's accurate to the medieval era
Y'know, I grew up with one saying from an experienced man named 'Skumnut.' He had a saying, "That was such horrible timing, and I'm about to die from death."
What if
Try to beat Elden Ring, but your camera is forced to always look down?
Elden ring but ur camera is always forced in the opposite direction of enemies (averages out ig for multiple enemies)
Can you beat Elden Ring while being chased by pre nerfed Elden Stars at all times?
Bet you can't
Death blight : I one shot you when I proc onto you
Curse in ds3 : Hey, stop copying me
Ds1 curse : Amateurs, you are both amateurs
God fuck I forgot how bad curse was in ds1
Demon's Souls: Curse doesn't kill you, but if you do die you get cursed
31:10 Ranni goochy so cold it gives you frostbite
For the Godskin Duo, their hitbox remains active for a short time as they are dying and just after, so you can stack up some extra damage by attacking as they are dying. Won't have to fight so many that way.
When I first started watching, I expected you to be one of those ultra edgelords, but once I saw how funny yet respectful in the videos and how kind you are in the comment section, I knew this was a channel 100% worth watching and subbing to. You’re a real one skum
kicking my toes blushing and squealing at the sight of more skumnut mental anguish
Thank you for showing us what it would be like to be bleeding internally, always having melationin, stuck on fiery shrooms, having food poison, being unbelievably cold, having rot on your body, and having roots planted inside you that grow when you roll around in elden Ring, I had a science assignment about that
20:08 Thanks now I know where all the confidence from some guys comes from
Anyone find it funny that Skum is ten times more wholesome in the comments than in the actual video?
Since the *canon lore* of this video is all the status effects are stds from all the maidens, who do you think each one is from? I'm guessing fia is deathblight, ranni is frostbite, hyetta is madness, rya is poison, millicent is rot, and clearly varre is bleed, but who is sleep from? We need the std run deep lore
well the only one left is melina, so surely it must be her
@@sunlastnametoo bad Skum was too scared to fight her 😴
I know I'm late but prob St. Trina / Miquella since I think St. Trina arrows cause sleep.
Bleed should be Eleanora
Skumnut actually made sleep relevant in a playthrough, he's a mad man.
Well, he is constantly getting madness, so he is literally a mad man
Alternate title: Can the make a wish foundation get a kid to become elden lord
41:22 godskin duo is so infamously annoying that I’m pretty sure it’s for a lot of people broke the rules during their runs I personally find the bosses pretty ok if you aren’t using summons, then you’re gonna need sleep pots but if you’re using sleep pants that you weren’t gonna need summons, you use both your guaranteed to win the fight
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Great gimmick run, & making deathblight tied to rolling was a nice workaround . would have been interesting if you tied the other statuses to actions also
(like attacking built bloodloss,running made you mad & jumping made you sleepy or something)
This was a great wach, +the guilty gear ost was awesome
5:00 The caffeine imbued into Skum's bloodstream def puttin in work. "Our bodies are 86% water. His last blood test, he was 65% frappucino."
This is like the second walter white playthrough
It makes total sense that being slept while on Torrent would knock you off. But goddamn, it is tremendously funny for no good reason.
"Local man tests positive for everything, refuses to take medication, kills god instead."
34:22 "I'm about to die from death" my new favourite Scumnut phrase
I was thr one who suggested removing the armor at the end of the run in the hope of getting a longer stream but that didn't work unfortunately you're just too good
Thank you so much. I was having a bad day and you really just brightened it up.
DAD!!! YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS FATHER!
hi
Hi father
Skum, you know that if you keep doing this you’ll have to do a fists only run
I love to watch skum's videos, firstly because I like watching other people suffer and secondly because he has guilty gear soundtrack on
thanks for beating the run after disintegrating my family skumnut🥰🥰🥰 what a cool fun stream!!!!!!
He did that to mine too, such a gentleman
Ah yes, the Make a Wish kid Run
sepsis, cancer, hemmorage, hypothermia, narcolepsy and schizophrenia.
Bro Tortures himself I don’t think I’ve seen anybody so good at souls games
When you think about it, Melina is kind of like John Wick since she vows to kill you after you kill her old horse
I'm not joking when I say this is the first time I've actually seen someone get beaten by Godrick, and hence the first time I've seen his win line.
He has 2 different lines depending on what phase you die in
Will Skumnut ever do a run that wouldn't send a sane man into the hospital?
Skumnut is the best elden ring player, that even status effects can't beat him
bro was scared to fight me this stream
"Jesus was the first JoJo"
Strictly speaking, "Jesus of Nazareth" was his government name. His birth name was "Joshua, son of Joseph".
I don't know much about JJBA, but that seems like the kind of thing that would be canon.
*Skumnut hiding behind a tiny tree stump against a giant fire ball: "I fucking hate trees".
My man out here dying of death, certified 💀moment.
Skumnut beats elden ring while every status effect is killing him and while using big balls, in result he becomes the lord of elden balls
Those Margit fights were brilliant. Hilarious seeing every effect popping at once
By the amount of times that he sleeps your character should be named Joe Biden
☠☠☠
Unfortunately, although both sleep, both have gone completely mad and both are rotted and decrepit, at least Skum isn't getting lost trying to leave the tutorial unlike Joe who wouldn't make it past the door
Very original. Fuck Joe Biden, and fuck creepy weirdos simping for Trump with over 40 sexual assault suits (some involving children), good friend of epstein.
Between madness and sleep it’s a Trump and Biden hybrid
Trump isn't mad, you're just a cuck
The background GG music activated something in my brain. FREEEEEEEESIA syncing up with the ending was great.
The unvaccinated child run
💀
Best comment by far. Lmao 😂 literally got me rolling.
Next he should do a blood clot fully vaccinated run
@@vladimirnuken5983 Cringe antivax comment. Stay in your hole.
The freaking sped up Jarburg clip 😭
bros got the grandest gaming chair ive ever seen
Yk almost 2 years ago you appeared in my feed because I watched any and all of the elden ring playtest to get an understanding of every possible detail. Since then you’ve become one of my favorite Elden ring content creators because your commentary is just hilarious sometimes. Glad to see you’re still at it can’t wait to see how you handle the dlc when that drops in 3023
subscribed literally just for the zombie's OST's in the background of the video. what a MAN OF CULTURE
I really like the item description pop-ups! More youtubers should consider doing that.
You can achieve these status effects in real life by going into your nearest gas station, and drinking from the toilet.
0:04 you can do this since the four kings, but death animations of shared healthbar bosses can still be damaged so you can wipe godskin duo in 6 or so hits
Can we just appreciate how rock hard this video makes us?
Scarlet rotussy 🥵😍
@@mark0183 okay bud
Bro slipped 115 in from COD zombies and no one noticed
dude got the how did we get here achievement in elden ring
The only time status effects ever factored into my builds (and I have done a lot) was a poorly made bleed build I had for a couple hours in my second playthrough before I got bored of it.
28:00 115 listener ? W skumnut
Skumnut I need you to do the DLC like this, plz ser nutter plz
3:37 personally, I love scarlet rot 💀 it’s so juicy when it Procs and just like that 30% of almost any bosses health gone completely incurable get fucked
You're not allowed to play the game for real until you beat Margit. Godrick is just the victory lap.
ive only been watching skumnuts videos since the answer to “can i beat eden ring when”
as long as your damage:fp ratio is decent. or if you can do ANY amount of damage, the answer is yes
fists do damage. so yes
T pose spell does damage - almost yes
giants flame - does damage so yea
Man really got how did we get here in Elden ring 💀
Man, your channel, your runs and first and foremost your attitude and entertainment levels are the fucking goat. Keep on keeping on my guy, your content is literally so enjoyable.
Missed opportunity for the name “Smelden ring”
the most anyone has ever had to deal with sleep in this game
I can’t believe you murdered Alexander
bro should've named him the demon core XD
Elden ring but you have:
Narcolepsy
Food poisoning
Frostbite
Hemophilia
The plague
Rabies
Aids
6:15 'alright we're fine, we're chilling.' intentional pun?
Deathblight should've kept on proccing very slowly to be like a time limit or something would've been better
It was my first time I watched him live and it was awesome, love the video skum.
Missed opportunity not making Quagmire who has every disease known to man
The homie needs to share music. 9:04 and 10:50 sound good, but I do t know the artist.
“I’m about to die from Death.”
True.
6:16 this shit had me laughing way too hard I love Skum’s runs
A big problems is gonna be if you wanna use any spells or buffs, madness gets rid of a lot of fp
yeah sleep also drains FP too on top of that lol, still didn't use any spell to help with status build up either tho
@@Skumnutyou also didn't fight Malenia 🙄 wussybussy scared of scarletussy 😂
You genuinely make me laugh
Pov: you inhaled for .000000000000001 seconds too long while standing up:
Wtf man and i thought that playing the game with 3x enemys is impossible
“Beat godskin duo without sleep” can’t wait for the DLC to add a third godskin and have the trio be immune to sleep.
This is how schizophrenia feels like
always asking the questions nobody else is asking. love it
Not gonna say it would but life steal fist would be good but that just me 🤷🏻♂️
The best part of this was the Valorant smack talk to go with it...makes this so golden
bet this is how radhan felt after the war
rennala dropping chandeliers always makes me think of anvils getting dropped on a cartoon characters head
41:27 LMAO