Edelgard says
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ต.ค. 2019
- Edelgard and Zero (from Drakengard 3) are both voiced by the same person, but only one is legally allowed to swear.
Inspired by the "Lucina says" series by mattyburrito.
Level 99 Edelgard clip in the beginning: • Fire Emblem Three Hous...
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She talks like she's got a crimson flower covering her right eye. I love it 😍
"I see you are also a man of culture"
YES
She only needs a whiny dragon to accompany her and done
She talks like someone who isn't very fond of her sisters
I love that this video is actually just her bc it’s the same voice actor
Edelgard: "I'M GONNA SLICE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!"
Dimitri: "THAT'S MY STEP-SISTER!"
Step bro what are you doing
Step bro what are you Dedue-ing
This comment section is cursed.
Them is neither Edelgard or bandits sooo … *no* ?
It runs in the step family!
Idk why but it's so satisfying to hear Edelgard swear
There's more than one instance where swearing is much needed out of Edelgard's mouth.
But she does swear - in Crimson Flower says "What the hell is she thinking"(regarding Rhea burning the town)
Hell ain’t a swear word pal
@@Stormimi of course it is,at least in the context of 'what the hell'
Its weird but there's something satisfying with hearing Edelgard sounding like she's done with everyone's shit
If Edelgard was this aggressive in 3H, I’d be laughing so hard
Yuri Lowenthal: That’s my wife.
Khanh Nguyen
Marth, how did you two meet?
@@jokelethkurueisner9229 Yuri Lowenthal: Well....it all started a long time ago
Tara: i killed my sister so i can take her man... casually it was yuri
He didnt like her though
(Hope someone get the reference xD)
Yosuke: *to Mitsuru* I submit to you, my beautiful queen...
(*Looks at their voice actors*)
Yup that all checks out
I love that he plays Dito, so...
Oh no
*OH NO*
Ah, the long-awaited sequel to Lucina says
mattyB where did you go? :(
@@Lisa_Minci96 God, I loved his Pokemon animations.
Here's a *T I P*
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If the teacher isn't here in 5 years we are legally allowed to swear like a sailor.
Byleth after a 5-year nap: **joins in the curse-fest**
I know I'm late but this comment is so good lmao
Byleth, in his head: huh. So rhea is a Dragon.....well fuck.
He gets sent to the shadow realm and becomes a super saiy- I mean...He becomes a jesus kun: ok, so apparently the literal goddess herself is real, is chillaxing inside me, and I in all my infinite wisdom couldn't think to just ask rhea if the name sothis meant literally anything to her.....god damnit!
Sothis: language mister/missy!
Byleth: yes ma'am!
Byleth, after no more sothis: wait, its quiet now.......is she gone? Can I say all the bad words I want up here now? Fucking finally!
Sothis: I heard that!
Byleth: Damnit!
XD
Rhea: "No swearing in my Christian monastery!"
Edelgard: *swearing intensifies*
Rhea: "It's death then!"
Byleth: *swearing intensifies*
Rhea: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Akira Kurusu Yup. Just your friendly neighborhood commentator.
Well rhea good luck killing edelgard with her sharp 5 netherite aymr
Rhea swears a lot in Cyberpunk 2077.
@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 Oh, for... Is Rhea a bleedin' Intoner now?!
Waiting for the mod where I can replace the real voice with this
Haha same
Hell I am even thinking the same.
Hell, that game had enough lines to replace three houses lines lmao
Just play Drakengard 3....actually just watch a playthrough of Drakengard 3
Tara Platt is great because she voices many great girls, like Mitsuru.
Exactly why I'm here, having started Persona 3 recently. Hearing Mitsuru swear is golden.
Tamari from Naruto too
Miriel ♡
Miriel, Flavia, Edelgard, Zero, Mitsuru... great and lovely women
*Someone stares in Megidolaon*
To hear royalty swear like Deadpool with the aggression of an infuriated Mexican mother is glorious.
0:33 I'm half convinced that that line is actually canon
My friend is that brainwashed idiot who simps for Rhea but hates Edelgard 😂
The picnic part was so perfect omg
They forgot the cooler
Literally. Imagine that cutscene and Claude and Dimitri say their usual lines and then El just emerges screaming that line.
Nobody:
Edelgard: yOu ThInK i CaMe AlL tHe WaY hErE fOr A fUcKiNg PiCnIc?!
"So how does it feel to be surrounded by a group of brainwashed idiots?"
That one hit home for me way too hard.
That one sounds like something Edelgard would actually say.
Pretty ironic, considering she was basically brainwashed by Those Who Slither in the Dark
Snowstorm She secretly intends to betray them after the Church is dealt with. She was reluctant to use them as part of her plan in the first place.
@@jokelethkurueisner9229 I'm aware, but TWSITD are the only ones who really did anything to Edelgard, and they pointed her anger at them towards the church instead. And they also made Edelgard to fight in the war as a second Nemesis that they could use for power. Edelgard planned to betray them later but everything that happens in Crimson Flower besides Cornelia's death was something TWSITD have been planned since the start. They even got the Sword of the Creator on their side too like they originally planned, just with Byleth instead of Edelgard.
@@Snowstorm... None of that matters when she basically pulls the rug out from underneath them at the end, making sure they never enjoy or get anything out of their "victory".
I bet there's more lines you could use, like Katarina from League.
"Violence solves *everything.*"
YESS I KNEW IT EDELGARD SOUNDED FAMILIAR
Lol
son of a bitch THAT'S WHERE I KNOW HER FROM.
If I'm not mistaken, she also voices Minerva in Valkyria Chronicles 4
@@IchHassePasswoerter VC4 Minerva is Alexis Tipton.
Can we be real here this is probably just Edelgard's internal monologue.
Edelgard: I wanna swear in church
So this is what happens when Edelgard grows up in Abyss.
Constance would not allow that
My name is Edelgard Von Hresvelg, the Emperor of the Adrestian Empire, and the -
*enemy dogpile*
KNOCK IT OFF! I’m trying to make a speech here! Now, - uh, - OH FOR F***’S SAKE! NOW I’VE LOST MY PLACE!
XD That’s my favorite part in drakengard 3
Who thought One had another dragon 😂😂😂😂
Koopalings58 uh what? But she don’t?
@@tovi3280 One's dragons now are Gabriella and Rhea 😂😂😂😂
Koopalings58 oh lmaoooo
The Fire Emblem community went from a tornado of arguments and inability to get along.
To a group that makes Shitposts all the time and laugh together.
We’ve come a long way.
Meanwhile the pokemon fanbase is in a civil war
Uh, no. Have you been in the fandom lately? There are still tornadoes of arguments and inability to get along. Have you ever been in a single discussion about the very character this video is centered on?
It's both. It's always been both. It's amazing either way.
@@bessieburnet9816 Don't get me started with the Pre/Post Awakening war.
For some, Awakening was a savior, for others, the antichrist.
@@bessieburnet9816 Dont know where you are but all I see is shit posts and Ferdinan Von Aigeir
Now answer the question, is you, or is you isnt Ferdinand Von Aeiger
First, Lucina swears a lot as Kaine, now Edelgard as Zero
The Drakengard/Nier lore is running deep into the Fire Emblem series
it's coming together
And what about Lyn as Miu Iruma?
This speaks to how impressive Tara Platt's voice acting talent is.
The petting zoo line would've worked great for any chapter with multiple demonic beasts/giant wolves lmao
MadSkullKing like Marianne’s paralogue?
@@mochicreme595 now that I think about it, that'd be absolutely perfect
All these lines are so accurate to the story though
Oh yeah I've played Drakengard 3.
Dimitri: We can't go to war, (step)sister! We can't!
Edelgard: You bet your ass we can!
Hubert approves of her swearing.
0:44
What happens behind the scenes when Misturu takes Koromaru for a walk
Koromaru has agidyne i think so good luck
@@heroponriki518 *mind charge bufudyne*
Cause of death: *Laughing*
That literally happened to the ancient Greek Stoic philosopher Chrysippus.
lmaooo you didn't use the "virgin guts all over the goddamned snow" line with Dimitri? Missed opportunity BUT I'M SO GLAD THIS WAS MADE LOL
I'll add that in the sequel!!! Thanks!
@Masticatious someday... eventually... maybe... once I max out my motivation levels...
@@NobodyisPlaying Here, you dropped this lost item
Isn't Crimson Flower the route where Dimitri says the Blaiddyd bloodline will continue even if he dies? This is the one route it's guaranteed he's not a virgin.
Didn’t he have an uncle?
Swearing is the sacred right of the Imperial Throne and I demand Edelgard be allowed to say "Fuck"
Just goes to show… don’t fuck with Lucina and don’t fuck with Edelgard either. I wonder whose gonna be next on the list!
Yosuke Hanamura: (to mitsuru) I submit to you... my beautiful queen...
(Looks at their voice actors)
Yup, that makes sense
Better with the P3 Protagonist instead of Yosuke, given he can actually date Mitsuru.
Dito?
The voice is scarily accurate lmao that just makes it funnier
My favorite line: YOU DUMBASSSSSSSSSSS
I don’t know why..........but this just makes her attractive.
You're speaking as if she wasn't already
This makes me so happy.
Haven't played any Fire Emblem games.
But Zero from Drakengard 3 might just be my favourite female protagonist of all time, and she's criminally underrated. So anything that gives her more exposure makes me happy!
Thank you Drakengard 3.
Jeez! Edelgard suddenly got as angry as a white-dressed dragon-riding lady with one HELL of a bad temper and a flower in her eye... Hm...
Rhea: exists
Edelgard: *Don't. Roll around. In the FUCKING MUD!*
Oh my god i just realized she shares a vouce actor with zero.
"You think I came all this way for a FUCKING PICNIC?!?! I am gonna slice the shit out of every last one of you!!!"
--Edelgard Von Hresvelg, Imperial Year 1185, Battle of Gronder Field
This video makes me far happier than I have any business being, hearing Edelgard angrily call someone a fucking idiot is too awesome for this world.
Someone needs to send this video to Tara Platt.
Edelgard cussing is satisfying
"What is this, a fucking petting zoo"
I lost my shit lmaoo😂
Drakengard 3 👏👏👏
0:31 Rhea: "I wouldn't know, care to enlighten me?"
0:10 Takes one to know one
She's not, though?
And here I thought your sass went away with your sanity
@@Averi0 but she is
@@Averi0 but she is
Ooo sick burn
can you imagine if she was this sassy in the game.... dear gods
Petition to let Edelgard swear
I mean Claude says bastard and I’m pretty sure that’s a curse(if I’m incorrect I apologize)
Guess Dimitri is Edelgard in this timeline. When did he ever get a sex change? Yet again Fodlan has UNO and McDonald's so nothing's far-fetched anymore.
I was watching Drakengard 3 scenes a couple weeks ago and was wondering when someone was gonna do a "Vulgar Edelgard" vid. Suffice to say, this didn't dissapoint.
I legit went to watch the whole game of Drakengard 3 because of this and now I'm addicted hdjskksks
That's exactly what happened to me. :D
I had a bit of a casual interest in Drakengard as a while, and I ended up watching all 3 games after watching this. :D
@@MrSentinel07
It's been a week now and I've gotten so invested I already bought NieR Automata and soon will get Replicant, as well as currently watching the first Drakengard zjsjskkahd
@@mangomacaroon I actually got NieR Automata a while ago. So good. Definitely getting Replicant when that comes. :D
i just realized shes katarina from league of legends too. damn this voice actor pretty plays all the smokin hot characters
'So what's it like to be surrounded by a bunch of brainwashed idiots?' this is just so fuckin accurate I can't stop laughing xddd
That stab the eardrums line was in perfect Edelgard tone. Plus I bet there’s a support convo that it can attach to.
As the wise once said
"Don't roll around in the fucking mud"
“You think I came all the way out here for *a fucking picnic?”* ~Edelgard 1185
I'm definitely gonna use "You think I came all the way over here for a fucking picnic?"
Tara Platt nailed it
Why... why do these fit the scenes so well?
Waittt, Edelgard and Zero?? How did I not know that.
That's it. Edelgard is a superior waifu now.
This is now my favorite video. Please do more of Edelgard says! I beg of you.
Thank you for your support!! I might make a squeal, but I'll probably make it "Black Eagles/Blue Lions/Golden Deer says" instead of just one person.
@@NobodyisPlaying Understandable and supported! Much supported! I just can't resist hearing "Edelgard" channeling her internal "Zero". Bless Tara Platt.
If only edelgard was like this in three houses
She has sweared in the original Japanese game.
@@bessieburnet9816 well yeah, but I prefer her English voice so it's not much of a Consolation 😅
@@bessieburnet9816 bruh she does when lmao
@@despacitochungus3156 In the Japanese version of the Remire Village chapter, instead of saying revolting and changing it to horrifying, she says it makes her feel like shit, then changes it to sick. That's why you get a relationship down with her if you pick the revolting option, in Japanese Byleth says "It certainly feels shitty" basically teasing her.
@God Sammit Well, some characters do say the word bastards in game, so technically now.
Nobody: makes this video.
*Edlegard choice numbers increase exponentially*
Master detective: I don’t think those are things edelgard actually says...
I came back to this video just to say that I’ve now played Drakengard 3 and this just infinitely more funny.
I'm now going to be very disappointed when I reach Fhirdiad in Crimson Flower and the the first thing Edelgard says _isn't_ *"Hey, stupid dragon! Where are you?"*
Byleth: *dies*
Edelgard: *"YOU DUMBAAAAAAASSS!!!"*
Edelgard when she forget to take her medication
This gives me great "Lucina says" vibes and I love it
Everything we need more Zero!edelgard in this world. Zero's such a goldmine.
I still can't believe that they didn't let me swear.
Things would've been a whole lot different if the Adrestian Empire had _Zero_ on the throne
I just realized that Tara Platt voiced Zero from drakengard...
0:10 I’m fucking dead from that sentence, caught me off guard as well
This combined with Stoner Yuri make a better relationship than they already had
Never played Drakengard but this dialogue was incredibly fitting and well timed! I can almost imagine Edelgard saying all of that in each occasion!
Sooo are you gonna do an Edelgard says more?
I remember watching the original Lucina Says when it first came out, and you have *no idea* how much joy this brings me to find this today. I think I love you.
mommy?- sorry mommy?- sorry
We NEED a part 2 of this.
I like this, despite me not knowing anything of the franchise where the clips are from.
Well, it's a game no one knows about but still it's my favourite saga, it's a game of culture
Parasite flower prevents abused girl from dying, creates replicas to take over the world, replicas gain personality and sentience and try to better the world or do as they please, the first girl gets a dragon to kill the parasite flower in her and her replicas, the outcome is that the flower is sealed for a while, guy goes on a quest, is in love with a dragon, they need to kill a child possesed by some demon shit, they spare the kid that goes nuts, they go to an alternate dimension to battle the same flower on Tokyo, they destroy it, it spreads a decease, all human kind is dead, aliens come, try to battle humans, there are no humans, they die and leave robots on earth, leftover of humanity are androids, androids battle robots for humankind beliving it to still exist, androids become too human, robots almost wipe all androids by infecting them, 2 escape, one dies along the way, the other becomes insane, a rouge android helps around the world while doing shit to enter a tower that appeared in the middle of nowhere, insane robot the same, they fight, they both die, there were pods assisting them, they defy their programing and restore the 3 androids, all is “good”, the end
It's a franchise in which the first game tries to emulate the gameplay of two different and more popular franchises but does both sides of the gameplay it's trying to mix worse than the games its copying yet still manages to become a cult classic because of its good story and in which an obscure spinoff action game was made that takes place after the first game's joke ending (which is also its darkest) that eventually got an amazing sequel of its own that got extremely popular and won several awards. Oh, and the original game has two actual mainline sequels.
Aidan Morley a franchise? Just say the name
I can literally remember where every single voiceline came from in the story because its that iconic
I get a lot of Zero vibes from Drakenguard 3
"You think I came all the way here for a fucking picnic" got me laughing my ass off
Edelgard: You think I came all the way here for a f***ing picnic?
Dimitri and Claude: Yes, a civil one.
*Byleth in the background is totally face planting.*
It no wonder why Hubert stick by Edegard side he has make sure she taking her medication:
Hubert: Your majesty did you make sure to take your medication this morning?
Edegard: Yes Hubert it hard not too when your leave my tea with medication in morning on the table
0:40 - this KILLED me 😂😂😭💀💀
0:42 I sense a meme being born into our realm
I might’ve done crimson flower first if she actually sounded like this.
Edelgard was a middle aged single mother from the beginning.
Now I want her and Lucina in the same room
This Eldelgard is like Zero without the flower.
The picnic line. That was the star of the show.
I will simp for her majesty
I adore zero, this just makes edelgard 100% better. Thank you for existing Tara Platt.
Ohhh so that's why she keeps Hubert around
So she can take her medication
If i didnt learned about the existence of Drakengard a few weeks ago, i would think these lines are cannon (becouse i haven't played Fire Emblem too)
I watched this video before playing the game and now I’m so upset Edelgard doesn’t actually swear
I can’t believe I never realized she voiced Zero as well
I like this Edelgard
Dimitri says no to edelgard
That’s about 60% of the time...
@@RhysticTutor1 you dont get to talk.
@@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd9190 there was that once where we had a decent interaction
@@RhysticTutor1 we had a decent interaction?
@@dimitrialexandreblaiddyd9190 there was that once with Professor Byleth... a dinner, I believe. That may have been in Askr, though. It’s been a while.